"Ah, you want to know about fairies, huh?"
>Now that she's got someone calling on her expertise, the short girl takes the time to adjust her overly large hat, before looking up with an expression that seems to be overflowing with confidence.
"Well in that case you came to the right person! Now, in the loosest sense, well your first guess was about half right, except well, usually a fairy is a lot weaker than your average imp, at least where I come from."
>With a pause and a shrug that seem almost a performance the girl continues.
"Well, more specifically they're just nature spirits, even if playing pranks is their main past time, where an imp is more likely to be some sort of familiar, at least ones outside of Hell."
>She takes a moment to take a swig straight from the bottle of one of the Applejack Daniels.
"Whoo, this stuff's got a bit of a kick to it. Anyways, at best a fairy is gonna be about the size of a little kid, about waist height, with wings of some sort. Not that those are the only yokai who fit the description, but with their tiny brains they'll probably blurt it out anyways."
"In fact, they're one of the few yokai who are actually both physically weaker and stupider than your average human, so they generally have to make up for it with tricks, magic, and numbers."
>Another shrug and a rather distainful smirk.
"Well, not that they're that powerful when it comes to magic unless they're borrowing power from someone or something else, but if you aren't used to dealing with that sort of thing they can really throw you for a loop."
"Plus even if you exterminate them, they'll pop up again sometime later anyways, so it's usually better to just outsmart them in the first place. You can basically get them to go along with anything so long as you can make it seem 'fun' or 'interesting' after all, as long as you don't get tricked in the first place."
>At no point during this impromptu lesson does "Celestia" hand over the second bottle, even though she's been sipping at the one she's opened. Well, it is just sitting there though.
>She doesn't seem to pay the cigarettes much mind herself either, though she doesn't really look the type to smoke. Not like Mokou does at least.>>41557372>She can't help but chuckle to herself as she realizes just who Mokou is talking about.
"Well, I guess that one is nice to have around in the summer months, but she's a lot more trouble than she's worth a lot of the time. Always going around picking fights to prove she's the strongest.">>41557385<"Hey, get me drunk enough, and I'll be a girl in no time."
>Even if she has no way of understanding the joke, the way the laughter she'd been trying to hold back previously turns into a chuckle of her own makes it almost seem like she's in on it somehow.
>Either that or just already drunker than she looks.
"Ah, so its like that huh? Well, Mou's about the same, so I it's not like its a big deal or anything~!"
"...And hey, I like the way you think. Ain't no reason to be so fussy when you're having a party, Yu No