#IC #Canon: TLL #Ask/InviteLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE JOEL MARAVALLE SHOW!
>The serenity of the pristine new set was instantly shattered, it's host charging onstage with a berserker shriek, a gleaming golden battleaxe clutched in both hands as he immediately set to work dismembering his polished desk with wild attacks. A marathon of destruction followed as he mangled the furniture with every variety of tool at his disposal.
>After several minutes of this, almost the entire set reduced to rubble, he collapsed into his chair. Instantly, the holodeck shimmered, and the debris vanished, replaced by brand new, identical furniture.
>For several long moments, Joel stares into the middle distance, before standing up and sauntering over to a microphone by the front of the stage.
Hey, hey everyone!
>He shouted to a blatantly fake audience consisting of the same five people in vaguely different outfits, with the sole example of the hulking Pax Cultura, looking fairly awkward in the face of Joel's chaos.
Welcome to the first episode of the show, it's a great thing to finally get this started, and I'm hoping it only gets better.
>Behind him, a bookshelf glitches, turning into a wireframe before turning itself inside out and beginning to rattle ominously.
We've had a pretty crazy time lately, pretty crazy time. We've got Logan and some weird chick going and rescuing some new guys from some asshole, those lesbian rocks joined up, that's pretty neat. They've got a kid who turns into a murderous monster, I like that one. You've got those two Saiyans on a quest for a healing flower or some shit, that other Saiyan getting in a fight to rescue her girlfriend from her asshole mom's hired thug. Oh! It's that wrestler! I almost forgot! That's cool.
>The bookshelf returns to it's wooden texture, flashing through a dozen other textures on the way, before violently exploding, the shards vanishing as safety protocols finally kick in.
You've got that one asshole and his robot wife investigating a ghost ship. I hope he dies, that'd make me happy. Bolone's brother showed up, too. He's an asshole but a cool one. But the important bit is we're on vacation! We're here in the Galactic Protectorate, and we're having a fantastic time,
by which I mean Emily's been dragging me around museums for a solid three weeks
now. But the race is tomorrow! See me at the Moreau Open in my custom Thorson Kestrel!
>He coughs, shifting.
Oh yeah, we're supposed to have a co-host. He'll be around later, scout's honor. I think he's still hiding.
>Abruptly, the door explodes inward violently as Leena makes her entrance."WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT LADY SHIJOU YOU MOTHERFU--"
<WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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