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Donut Bar: CIA Hangout Edition Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485722[Last 50 Posts]

#Open#Canon: Donut Bar#Pseudo-canon#Cross-canon#Chill #Lighthearted#Shipping#General #Semi-serious#Crazy #Courtsey/Common Sense/ Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Topics tonight include:
>Alright, every CIA agent get in here.
>Let the meme never die
>Or let it die what ever
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Bar is now: OPEN

meɪniæk 41485726

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Numbers Station 41485727

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>Ave is CIA

>Somehow I always knew.

>>41485721 Tony the Taiga.

"He's like an eel or something, waterborn you said? I'm, like, a snake pony," She says, correcting him a bit. "But yeah, like I said, he's pretty cool, I guess."

She takes a seat at his table, wrapping her tail around the chair so she isn't in the way of the nobody else in the bar, really."So, when you say active, you mean he says he does nothing, but he really does a lot of stuff?"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485728

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"Well, you are only the second pony I've met that has such a form, I do not know the terms. I'll note the difference."

>His glass refills on its own once drank from.

"Mm... what I mean exactly I think I'll keep to myself."

Numbers Station 41485729

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"Fair enough," She says, and sips her grape soda. "I wouldn't tell every random pony everything my friends do. I'd need friends first to do that."

She notices his cup refill itself. She notes that that's pretty dang cool.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485731

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"You wouldn't want to know anyhow."

>His ear flicks a bit at what she mumbled.

Numbers Station 41485732

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>She was joking about not having friends. She's got a few. She isn't Numbers.

>I gotta sleep, is 2 AM.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485733


Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485737

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>What's up?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485738

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>I have sicken'd and cant get up

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485739

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>Hugs you

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485740

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>What do?

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485741

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>What do you mean?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485742

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485743

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>I offer a Dragon God, a Dragon mage, A Devil with a pony's mind, or a pony with a Devil's mind

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485745

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>I vote pony.

>I've got Tai, Tex, Roteck, Reggie, and Kyla.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485746

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>I don't know most of them besides Taiga or Kyla

「Actually Link」 41485747

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░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485749

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>Reggie is this thing, and an architect.

>Roteck is a big pony full of muscle. Guards the Tartarus Gate.

>And Tex is a small tan pegasus. Has an affinity for firearms and doesnt afraid of much.


Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485750

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>Ooh, Roteck! If he guards the Tartarus gate, then Kiri, being a being of Hell, might recognise him.

「Actually Link」 41485751

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485752


>What's up?

「Actually Link」 41485753

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>Nammuch, you?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485754

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>Mm, that she might.

>She would certainly know of just how many beasts he and his team has beaten back.

>He would be in the bar, filling up once again on cider.

>Being sick, working out money plans for computer build. Up for RP if you'd like.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485755

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>Also not much. Travelling later, but just relaxing until then.


>Kiri enters the bar, sees Roteck, is immediately terrified, but then remembers that she's not in her own body right now so he wouldn't recognise her. Still quite scared, though, she takes her place at the bar.


░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485757

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*K-K-k-T-t-t-t RrriiiTing*

>Rung a metal keg as its top was ripped off and its contents swiftly drained - that is, not before the stallion's golden eyes turned down to her.

>She would find his gaze to be quite warm. Of course, there was certainly plenty of authority they commanded, but this was a place of relaxation. He set the keg down and nodded to her; he only saw her as a normal, and possibly young mare.

"Evnin' "

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485758

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You, uh, you drink cider by the keg?

>She was not a gifted conversationalist.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485760

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"Uh.. yup."

>He toasted to her with the keg.

"A couple'a day Ma'am. Want some?"

>He never fancied himself to be either, but in practice it all depended on how much he had to drink.

meɪniæk 41485761

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485763

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I doubt I can hold it as well as you, but....go on, then!



meɪniæk 41485764

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>Gewd morning.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485765

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485766


>What's up?

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485768


>Hello thar

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485769

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485770


>How's things?

meɪniæk 41485771

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>Bugger all

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485772

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>God, she's cute

>Also same here

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485773

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>Going better

>What a cutie!

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485774


"Heh, naw here's a cup."

>He filled the nearest clean glass and slid it to where she was closest to on the counter.

"Where'd ya come in from?"

>Greetings again

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485775

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Thank you!

>She takes a sip of it, and coughs. Has she ever drank anything before?

Oh, and I come from....Um, it doesn't really have a name. It's just a village down south that we just call 'the village'.

>She thinks "Did I get away with it? I think I got away with it!"

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485776

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>hallo Taigar

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485777

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>A deep chuckle reverberated from the ten-foot pony. The cider was a local brew, about as plain as it could get.

"Yeah, mine aint that much better. Juss visitin' or didja drop in from some portal to another world?"

>How is?

meɪniæk 41485778

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Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485779

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>She damn near chokes on her cider again. Was he onto her?

I'm not from this world, no. This world's quite nice, though. All the foods delicious, everything's free and you don't have to work in skimpy clothes to get by.


>She takes a long gulp of cider, blushing. Maybe she overshared that last bit. She's too sober to cope with this embarrasment.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485780

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>Things starting to get better than usual

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485782

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>He nodded, smiling sagely, then took a big gulp, which had to be at least a gallon in volume.

"Sounds about right, lots of folks here came in the same way. Though if yer new, I gotta warn ya, it can get dangerous outside these walls."

>Ay, that sounds great C:

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485784

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>What's up with you? Constructed anything cool?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485785

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>Not lately. Mostly been just saving up for a computer, fixing an endless string of minor car issues, and drawing.

>When im not at work and being exhausted from it.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485787

>I've been drawing a bit too!

>And I got a job, starting tomorrow.

>Minimum wage, but it's a simple job and I have flexible hours :3

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485789

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>Ooh, I'l take a look then.
>I dont actually have a blog.

>That is, I made one years ago and have lost all avenues of finding my login information XD

>God I wish my hours were flexible.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41485790

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>I need these to finish things.

>Anyway, gotta get back to work, if you wanna hit me on skype, search for "czymsim".

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485792

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>Back sorry. Got called away.

I really don't think Equestria's more dangerous than where I came from.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485794

File: 1489321823691.jpg (25.17 KB, 698x479, Bob_confronts_Mitsuomi.jpg)

>I thought I had you already O.o
>Huh, well, request sent!

>Its kool

"Most of it aint, but sometimes there's a breach, or some dumbflank with powers that come wantin' t' take over.

'Specially 'round here, and Ponyville. Stey outta Everfree unless ya got company too."

>A second swig ends the current keg, and he reaches for another from behind the counter. The counter was not taller than the kegs.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485795

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>Her de-facto cockiness was starting to come back now the drink was going to her head.

I'm not afraid of the Everfree Forest, or of breaches. Where i'm from, they called me the 'Natural Disaster'!

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485796

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>Making way for the second keg, he sets the last one next to two other empty ones all with large labels. He offers her a refill from a different container.

"They do huh?"

>His chuckle makes the counter and some distance along the floor from his rumble.

"I know a few mares that made some myself. "Course we're in the business of preventin' 'em."

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485798

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Not that I'd ever unleash my awesome....ness-


-Here, but I'm just saying. I can take care of myself.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485800

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>He finished yet another, and set it clanging on the counter.

"Hey, dont mind us, we'd love 't see what new mares like yerself can do~"

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485801

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>She blushes now.

No really, it's cool. We're all cool. It'sh cool.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485803



>He leans back in his seat, which by some miracle wasn't being driven through the floor like a nail, and stretches, then glances back to her.

"...Gettin' dizzy there already?"

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485805

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Yes but it's fun dizzy. My head feels really light. Is this what they call 'drunk'?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485806

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>His thick brow began to furrow.

"...How old are ya?"

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485807

File: 1489323896132.png (287.3 KB, 1001x1024, Kiri.png)


I'm 28. Why?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485808

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"Juss makin' sure. This gonna sound bad, but I dont meet many mares that dont know how feelin' drunk is like."

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485809

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I've never been drunk before. Is that really so unusual here?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485811

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"Ma'am! Yer in a bar!"

>He laughs way harder at that than most ponies should. Either that or he was just a really loud stallion. Most likely both.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485813

File: 1489324615804.png (160.66 KB, 774x1024, Kiri the Devil.png)


I'm really just here for the donuts

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41485814

>bbl called away

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41485816

>I must sleep myself. Nini

Cypher 41485818

>Just saw Logan and holy shit was it awesome

meɪniæk 41485819

Cypher 41485821

>I got all giddy when he did his first Berserker Barrage at the start of the movie :3

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485823

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>This doggo will never get the meat jumping like that.

Numbers Station 41485824

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>The time changed last night. Tonight was "You get an hour less sleep" one.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485825

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>Finally, I am waking up at the right hours.

Numbers Station 41485826

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>I had no sleep schedule in the first place, so I'm already an hour behind in doing nothing!

>How could this happen?!

>Also, I had an interview yesterday. It went well!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485827

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>What were they interviewing you about?


>Job interview.
>I was watching celebrity interviews all day yesterday.

Numbers Station 41485828

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>Yah no I'm not famous.

>It was for a place called Foosackly's. It's a chicken finger place! Literally. They make like four things. Chicken fingers, fries, cole slaw and toast.

>It's gooooood. They specialized and it shows. They are pretty busy every day!

「Actually Link」 41485830

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meɪniæk 41485831

「Actually Link」 41485832

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meɪniæk 41485833


>No, 2lewd

「Actually Link」 41485834

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meɪniæk 41485835


>You stop that

「Actually Link」 41485836

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meɪniæk 41485837




「Actually Link」 41485838

meɪniæk 41485839


>Fix that.

Numbers Station 41485840

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「Actually Link」 41485841

>Help me!

meɪniæk 41485843


>What do



「Actually Link」 41485845

>I dunno, RP?

meɪniæk 41485846


>yes, what do

「Actually Link」 41485847

File: 1489333881195.png (1.57 MB, 1280x1920, I got five bucks for this!.png)

>I can offer Morry, advertizing

meɪniæk 41485848


>But Gretchen wouldn't want to look at Morry, advertising :c

「Actually Link」 41485849

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>Sh-she can be dressed up normal :C

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485850

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>What's cole slaw?
>I've heard the name before, but I couldn't point it out of a group.


>Oil seems like a lot of effort to get back in the day.
>And I'd hate to be the guy down in the well!

meɪniæk 41485851

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>No, don't do that.

>Gretchen is there anyway.

「Actually Link」 41485852

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Wave wave.
"Hey, Gretch!"

Cypher 41485853

>I'm really glad I watched a full playthrough of NieR coz NieR:Automata is dropping shit loads of references to the first game atm

meɪniæk 41485854

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Oh hi-
>She looks up, and then straight back down again.
Hello, Morry.


>I've been intending to play it for a while.

Cypher 41485855

>the original or Automata?

「Actually Link」 41485856

File: 1489334554228.png (360.42 KB, 1280x1277, VORACIOUS COCKSUCKING.png)

"... It's the sign, ain't it."

meɪniæk 41485857

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>I don't have anything I could play Automata on :/


It's the fact that there is nothing but a sign.

「Actually Link」 41485858

File: 1489334778140.jpg (290.52 KB, 1279x1920, Thanks for the reblogs~.jpg)

"See, I had this talk with my boyfriend."
The sign poofs.
"And even if I disagree with his decisions, I respect them.

Which is why I got this."
Oh hey, she's in a bikini.
This post was edited by its author on .

Cypher 41485859

meɪniæk 41485861

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>She just looks up for a moment.

...That's still not very much, Morry.


>I do have a backlog to work on, you know!

「Actually Link」 41485862

File: 1489335153716.gif (283.3 KB, 560x420, Blah blah blah.gif)

"Gretchen. I'll be honest with you.
This is the first time in fifteen years I actually wore something that wasn't a pair of shoes. To this moment I have no idea why it's so integral I wear this when I work."

Cypher 41485863

meɪniæk 41485864

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We just have different standards for what's tasteful to wear.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485865

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>At least they aren't talking about things from the expanded universe like books and comics and stuff.
>There's one game I know that you have to have read like plenty of books and other media in order to understand the story.
>And they don't explain it either.
>You're just lost and you won't care about any of the characters in the game if you didn't.

「Actually Link」 41485866

>And guess what? Gotta go.

Cypher 41485867

>Yeah thats because Automata stems from Ending D, you know, the "BRB Deleting all your saved data for this game" ending

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485868

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>That reminds me!
>The Save Delete Gag was used in like that game on the gamecube where you go crazy, right?

>That game had a system wherein you get more insane as it goes on, do they have more games like that?

>I gotta remember what that game was called.

meɪniæk 41485869


>Eternal Darkness?

Cypher 41485871

>Eternal Darkness: Sanities Requiem

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485872

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>Yeah! That one.
>Wouldn't it be cool if more games had those sort of things? :3
>I think so.
>Never did play it :P

Cypher 41485873

>me neither, i hear its quite good though

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41485875

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>Yeah :3

>Oh! Playing the Sims, very enjoyable.

>I can forsee myself spending hours on this game :3

Cypher 41485883

>So.....I just got Ending E for NieR Automata and um, does anyone remember Ending D from the original NieR? well, yeah, that happens......again

meɪniæk 41485884


>Nobody played Nier, so no.

Cypher 41485885

>do you mind spoilers?

meɪniæk 41485886


>Since I'm going to play it sooner or later, probably.

「Actually Link」 41485887

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Her usual clothes popped on.
"Yeeeeah, we both made different life choices.
Plus, you don't have the libido of seventeen men."

Cypher 41485888

>Then I shall say nothing, and if you wanna avoid said spoiler then um, dont look up NieR Ending D

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485889

>Hey, that's my lucky number :3

meɪniæk 41485890

File: 1489343135366.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


>Are you aware of Drakengard 3's Ending D?


>Blink blink.

How are you even standing if that's the case?

Cypher 41485891

>The one with like 50+ Accords?

meɪniæk 41485892

「Actually Link」 41485893

File: 1489343263832.jpg (633.17 KB, 1000x1532, Ta da~!.jpg)

"A careful combination of learning to get used to it, dealing with it in ways you don't wanna hear about, and an incredibly supportive boyfriend who helps me stay strong."

Cypher 41485894

>Isnt that the True Ending where Accord sacrifices herself to save Zero and then at the very end a bunch of other Accords show up?

meɪniæk 41485895

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Ah yes. Didn't even need to ask really.


>I don't know shit about the canon of this game.

>All I know is that for this ending, a completely impromptu and ridiculously unfair rhythm game pops up.

「Actually Link」 41485897

File: 1489343503985.png (42.32 KB, 245x126, Gross, dude.PNG)

"Seriously, I can't deal with this shit alone. If anything else, I just want someone to hold my hand."

Cypher 41485898

>Yeah Ending E of Automata shits on that, its a fucking shoot-em-up with the entire fucking credits, and its hard
>Also I dont consider that a spoiler, that'd be like saying "you fight the final boss to beat the game" is a spoiler :P

meɪniæk 41485899

File: 1489343557962.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


Yeah yeah whatever.

meɪniæk 41485900

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>That sounds rad.

「Actually Link」 41485901

File: 1489343598516.jpg (75.98 KB, 500x600, Whuh.jpg)

"Myup. So how're you doing, Gretch?"

meɪniæk 41485902

File: 1489343656026.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


Just doing dorky crap like always.

「Actually Link」 41485904

File: 1489343720855.jpg (275.58 KB, 1248x1920, Chun Li.jpg)

"That's kinda vague and unspecific, but okay.

Can I join?"

Cypher 41485905

>Gotta admit, it was pretty rad yeah

meɪniæk 41485906

File: 1489343819827.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


How much do you know about fantasy worlds?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485907

>Either of you wanna RP?

「Actually Link」 41485908

File: 1489343877305.png (99.21 KB, 380x493, Heeey.PNG)

"Tolkein and stuff? My sister dragged me into that crap like, two years ago.
Sure, let's have it."

meɪniæk 41485909

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How about having your own?

「Actually Link」 41485910

File: 1489343940616.jpg (75.98 KB, 500x600, Whuh.jpg)

"...I mean, depending on how big you consider a world to be, I got one already."

meɪniæk 41485911

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OK, tell me about it.

「Actually Link」 41485912

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"I mean, it's my TARDIS, and I guess I can make it look like a hobbit hole or...

Yooooou're talking fictional worlds, aren'tcha."

meɪniæk 41485913

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That's exactly what I meant. Just as like a thought experiment.

「Actually Link」 41485914

File: 1489344154069.jpg (362.21 KB, 1000x1107, Happy Birthday, nerd.jpg)


Well, nah. I like to think I'm creative, but I never tried worldbuilding."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485915

>I will lurk then :c

meɪniæk 41485916

File: 1489344227939.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Maybe it'd be fun if a bunch of us got our heads down and tried to think up one.

「Actually Link」 41485917

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"Sure, that sounds fun! Are we going with generic tolkein setting or trying something new?"

meɪniæk 41485918

File: 1489344394078.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Somewhere exciting, somewhere we can speculate about how people live and what they might do.

「Actually Link」 41485919

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"If you're willing to excuse dwarves and shit we can use Dwarf Fortress to generate a landscape and basic history."

meɪniæk 41485920

File: 1489344661780.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Erm, what is that?

「Actually Link」 41485921

File: 1489344758621.png (99.21 KB, 380x493, Heeey.PNG)

"You know those video games where you build a little colony and make it grow?
Exact same thing except two hundred times more detailed, twenty thousand times harder, and with a fanbase that considers colonizing hell 'not that great of a feat'."

meɪniæk 41485922

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Hmm... I'm not sure. Why don't we design it on paper and see what we can come up with?

「Actually Link」 41485923

File: 1489344921005.jpg (468.59 KB, 1000x1000, Gheeehee.jpg)

"Yeah, sure! Just a suggestion, because the game is really thorough in its history and stuff."

meɪniæk 41485924

File: 1489344975378.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


How so?

「Actually Link」 41485925

File: 1489345241963.png (79.13 KB, 195x232, DUDE.PNG)

"Literally every major event that ever happened.
Literally every kobold colony established.
Every dwarven caravan, every everything ever."

meɪniæk 41485926

File: 1489345314569.jpg (222.26 KB, 1086x1729, snag.jpg)


...But then that's not our own history, we're just pinching somebody else's.

「Actually Link」 41485927

File: 1489345367967.gif (283.3 KB, 560x420, Blah blah blah.gif)

"I'm not saying 'steal it 1:1'. I'm saying 'Draw general inspiration of the turn of events'."

meɪniæk 41485928

File: 1489345398998.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


Introduce me to it then.

「Actually Link」 41485929

File: 1489345459826.png (81.71 KB, 305x292, Fooooood.PNG)


If you get in the mood for playing Dwarf Fortress, don't. Game doesn't have a learning curve as much as it has a learning cliff."
She pulled her laptop out of her cleavage.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485931

File: 1489345864652.gif (1015.83 KB, 498x280, Arys laff.gif)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485932

><tickles her>

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485933

File: 1489345982324.gif (1.64 MB, 480x270, MFW getting someone mad.gif)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485934

>That's a prime :3 face if I've ever seen one

meɪniæk 41485935

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So what are the important bits?

「Actually Link」 41485936

File: 1489346076392.png (215.05 KB, 656x250, Heheheh.PNG)

"Kingdoms, major settlements, legendary heroes, world-changing events?"
She started tapping.

meɪniæk 41485937

File: 1489346120014.jpg (222.26 KB, 1086x1729, snag.jpg)


Yeah, but I'm thinking as far as our thingy goes.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485938

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「Actually Link」 41485939

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"That's what I meant.

First of all,beginning.
What made this world? How is it shaped? Is it a globe? flat? a disk? on top of a giant using it to block the sun?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485940

>ba-bum bum ba-bum.

meɪniæk 41485941

File: 1489346307888.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


That's creative. Did you come up with that yourself?

「Actually Link」 41485942

File: 1489346381044.png (90.96 KB, 246x227, What's the worst that could ha…)

"Kinda, yeah!

Not the disk part, though. Bless Terry Pratchett."

meɪniæk 41485944

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I'm not sure it adds up,though. How do you explain the cycles of the day?

「Actually Link」 41485945

File: 1489346607040.jpg (772.07 KB, 1280x1761, Teehee.jpg)

"Simple. It gets hot so the giant spins it.
And the giant himself is made of ice so it gets all cold and wintery."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485946

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Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485947

>So, wanna do anything?

meɪniæk 41485948

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This still isn't making sense to me. If he spins it like a flat disc then the whole top will always be in the sunlight.

Why don't we start with a creation myth?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485949

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>I can try.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485950

>It's up to you!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485951

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>Who would you like?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485952

>Hm...how about an Ary?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485953

File: 1489347133630.png (583.78 KB, 1280x1347, SAWK.png)

>This one is in the bar.

「Actually Link」 41485954

File: 1489347171258.jpg (167.96 KB, 753x453, Dem tats.jpg)

"Nobody said it's strictly a disk.

Alright. In the beginning there was...?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485955

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>Bella sits on her lap!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485956

File: 1489347477493.png (466.77 KB, 1280x720, Dont worry at all.png)

...why hello there.~

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485957

File: 1489347548865.gif (591.23 KB, 540x548, She IS still a demon.gif)

>She smiled

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485958

File: 1489347591371.gif (964.29 KB, 357x202, UR GONNA GET GOT.gif)

Feeling cuddly Im guessing?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485959

File: 1489347630153.png (136.54 KB, 450x600, Smile.png)

Hm, I'd say so. You don't mind, do you?~

meɪniæk 41485960

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...No, we're going at this all wrong.
>She puts her hands on her chin and her fingers on her cheeks.
We need an underlying but basic concept that's common to almost everyone in this corner of the world, but vague and malleable and ultimately superseded.
Something like the Sky-Father that the Greeks, Latins and Indians all seemed to have.
Then we can think about how the different peoples grow.

「Actually Link」 41485961

File: 1489347797066.png (99.21 KB, 380x493, Heeey.PNG)

"So. We need to start with something that man is attracted to.
Light is the obvious option."

meɪniæk 41485962

File: 1489347931267.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Yeah, the heavens seem to be a good place to put the heavenly. Some sort of fundamental duality is a good way to kick these things of.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485963

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Not at all! Long as its just sitting.

「Actually Link」 41485964

File: 1489347988141.png (160.32 KB, 719x924, Dukes.png)

"Yeah, but Light and Darkness seems so... generic.
Let's go with the sky and the earth."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485965

File: 1489348078474.jpg (53.58 KB, 577x645, Sweater dress.jpg)

As opposed to?~
>Bella smiled, getting comfortable, providing a bit of heat to her

meɪniæk 41485966

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It might not be light and darkness, it could be day and night. There is an important difference.

Sky and earth could represent a deeper distinction, still...

「Actually Link」 41485967

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"Just a suggestion. Every fantasy universe ever sees the light as a good thing.

Maybe this time strong light is to be feared? People are afraid of the heavens and cling to the earth?"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485968

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Well I can't really say if a safe work place.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485969

File: 1489348251954.jpg (208.11 KB, 512x1024, Ready for the day.jpg)

>Bella giggled
Oh don't worry, I only do that with Ezzie...or if he gives the okay~
>She winked
I think you're exempt from that too, having your own lady...

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485970

File: 1489348314996.gif (1.25 MB, 486x500, Talking for days.gif)

I's much rather have Linda be doing that. No offense though~

meɪniæk 41485971

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Like I said, there's no reason these forces have to be seen as good or evil. Just that they exist and have authority over something.

「Actually Link」 41485972

File: 1489348367229.jpg (362.21 KB, 1000x1107, Happy Birthday, nerd.jpg)


So. Sky and Earth. What now?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485973

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>She smiled
I understand! After all, I get to say Ezzie's better than everyone too~

meɪniæk 41485974

File: 1489348409768.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


If we were being uncreative we could go Father Sky and Mother Earth.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485975

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Mhmm~! I'll take your word for it. Cat boys are your thing?

「Actually Link」 41485976

File: 1489348519345.jpg (335.26 KB, 1262x1920, Toink.jpg)


How about we use souls as a basis? Like, all human souls come from the earth, and such, and the sky brings strange, corrupted mockeries down?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485977

File: 1489348537046.jpg (71.9 KB, 655x800, Ruff Bella.jpg)

Well, mostly...I'm fine with whatever he wants to look like
>Bella smiled
It just helps he's chosen something pretty cute to be~

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485978

File: 1489348611879.png (458.72 KB, 769x443, No.png)

Better then a creepy eldritch form.~

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485979

File: 1489348679653.jpg (369.38 KB, 1280x1024, Actually, this book says you'r…)

Hm...I suppose! I haven't seen him be that, I don't think~

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485980

File: 1489348728652.jpg (992.03 KB, 1267x1433, RIP IN PEACE.jpg)

I don't think he'll ever be to be honest.

meɪniæk 41485981

File: 1489348739676.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


I don't like how that sounds. Seems to make more sense for the heavens to bring only pure things, and the earth would spawn the impure beasts.

...or if we were going with the night and day idea, both night and day would each be "pure", but their intersection on Earth would be imperfect.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485982

File: 1489348767535.jpg (121.06 KB, 966x600, One plus one plus Ezzie equals…)

Hm, that's fine...
>Bella smiled
I love him just the way he is~

「Actually Link」 41485983

File: 1489348798156.png (80.94 KB, 360x620, HAHAHA, I AM THE SPORTS.PNG)

"So, eclipses cause mini-apocalypses and stuff?"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485984

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And that's why you're a good wife.~

meɪniæk 41485985

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Hmm... If you were to anthropomorphise them both as a god and a goddess, then it could symbolise creation.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485986

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Mm-hmm!~ I think I'm a very good one!
>Bella smiled, wiggling on Ary's lap a little

「Actually Link」 41485987

File: 1489349100661.png (1.57 MB, 1280x1920, I got five bucks for this!.png)

"Alternatively, two separate parts of the divine that shouldn't be united."

meɪniæk 41485988

File: 1489349130322.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Oh? How come?

「Actually Link」 41485989

File: 1489349188994.gif (283.3 KB, 560x420, Blah blah blah.gif)

"Ever seen animals during a full eclipse? They freak out."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485990

File: 1489349259099.png (729.08 KB, 1280x720, I'm an adult now.png)

You did give him several kids as well, good help.

meɪniæk 41485991

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Hmm... I guess so. What else can you do with that idea?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485992

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>She giggled
You are right, I gave them to him~
>Bella seems amused by this

「Actually Link」 41485993

File: 1489349388149.png (215.05 KB, 656x250, Heheheh.PNG)

"Two religions, one worshipping the light, one worshipping the dark. Both warring over which one is the better one, both uniting forces against the eclipse."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41485994

File: 1489349458684.jpg (313.46 KB, 1277x1228, PRAISE THE SUN.jpg)

....I had almost forgot.

meɪniæk 41485995

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Nah, this is lame. You might have different sects in each society, but actually partitioning them off like that seems to indicate that they don't appreciate the importance of the balance.

「Actually Link」 41485996

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"Hm. Fair point.

One religion, a hundred different sects, one Eclipse doomsday cult?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41485997

File: 1489349568612.jpg (208.11 KB, 512x1024, Ready for the day.jpg)

>Bella smiled
It was pretty brief, yeah~

meɪniæk 41485998

File: 1489349717599.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


>She taps her lips with a pen.

I mean, we're describing a whole bunch of people here. Best not to get too specific with the common elements.

「Actually Link」 41485999

File: 1489349821308.jpg (244.34 KB, 1000x936, I-I, um-.jpg)

"Myeah, one main religion, at least. I'm sure there's millions of people who don't give a shit about the day and the night."

meɪniæk 41486000

File: 1489349917780.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


I mean, I think we can just think about a single small continent and mostly common ancestry. Think Europe and the Indo-Europeans.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486001

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「Actually Link」 41486002

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"Good point. Pre or post Romans?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486003


meɪniæk 41486004

File: 1489350047632.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)




Before any of that sort of pancontinental empire, I think.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486005

File: 1489350131403.png (54.64 KB, 349x272, UQKEPff.png)

I think mostly everyone forgot.

>Imma go for a walk

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486006

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Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486007

>Have fun!
><tastes like meat>
>I had a hamborger for lunch

「Actually Link」 41486008

File: 1489350185159.png (1.57 MB, 1280x1920, I got five bucks for this!.png)

"No, no. Post-Roman europe had Christianity and barbarians and stuff.
Pre-Roman Europe was pretty much just barbarians and greeks, right?"

meɪniæk 41486009


>*Reaches out to touch*

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486010

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>*Licks more*

>Sounds filling in a misspelled way!


>*Closes the gap and hugs*

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486011

>Hamborgers are generally better than hamburgers :p
>What's up?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486012

>As a history student, that annoys the fuck out of me
>But I won't spend 20 minutes writing a reply as to why you're wrong :p

meɪniæk 41486013

File: 1489350438023.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Romans existed before their Empire.
I'm talking before they began taking over everything, before or at the time of the Punic Wars!


>Can I squeeze Kyla in places?

「Actually Link」 41486014

File: 1489350498658.jpg (133.29 KB, 352x700, Sssssup.jpg)

"Sooooo Barbarians and druids and stuff? I can dig that."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486015

File: 1489350587559.png (3.3 MB, 1417x1742, draft.png)

>But what's the difference? O.o

>Im alrightish. Still sick.

>You'd have to get permission from Billyfish~
>But there are places for those things.

meɪniæk 41486016

File: 1489350636238.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


...Erm, not really.



Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486017

>Aw, sorry to hear :c
><makes you a warm drink>

「Actually Link」 41486018

File: 1489350689921.gif (234.76 KB, 540x558, It's not about this, or this, …)

"...Bluh. I passed history by a miracle. What was it like?"

meɪniæk 41486019

File: 1489350829230.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


I mean, you had all these seafaring civilisations, centred on the Mediterranean.
You had the Romans and Carthage, all the Greeks and Anatolians... OK I don't know all that much but the point is that there was still very much civilisation!

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486020

File: 1489350870164.png (209.75 KB, 832x1077, wet_mane.png)

>*Hugs anyway*

>*Uses text-to-reality to drink it.*

>RP anyone?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486021

>Greeks, Romans, Phoenecians, Anatolians...
>And the Etruscans, and the northern tribes in the Germanic forests
>Not to mention the even further northern people

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486022

>I could, sure!

meɪniæk 41486023



「Actually Link」 41486024

File: 1489351051319.jpg (75.98 KB, 500x600, Whuh.jpg)


░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486025

File: 1489351298380.gif (18.71 KB, 106x96, trotcycle_Kyla_left.gif)

>Who would you like?

>Anything for you?

meɪniæk 41486026

File: 1489351304387.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


So, let's have our own little corner of the world centred on a sea in the same way.
Let's see if I can draw up a little map...

meɪniæk 41486027


>I could RP some more.

「Actually Link」 41486028

File: 1489351343447.jpg (70.56 KB, 500x500, Slllrp.jpg)

"Hmm. So, the sea is its own entity?"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486029

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Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486030

>Whoever you feel like!

meɪniæk 41486031

File: 1489351412087.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


What? No, I'm just saying that's how our civilisations arose.

「Actually Link」 41486032

File: 1489351485257.png (160.32 KB, 719x924, Dukes.png)

"Yeah, but those are seafaring civilizations. What role does the sea serve in this cosmology?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486033


Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486034

File: 1489351602110.jpg (61.27 KB, 263x209, Untitled-1.jpg)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486035

File: 1489351625775.jpg (64.4 KB, 1280x720, I was just eating a cream fill…)

meɪniæk 41486036

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Maybe that will be the other folk. Now,let's see...

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486037

File: 1489351760197.png (376.94 KB, 1487x1925, kyla standpose.png)

>There is a bright orange mare in the bar, doing strawberry-related shenanigans.

>Interested in anyone?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486038

File: 1489351797436.png (272.33 KB, 444x590, A casual outfit.png)

>Bella would watch, smiling
Having fun?

「Actually Link」 41486039

File: 1489351813704.jpg (629.55 KB, 1000x1200, I got tumblr money. I can buy …)

Morry leaned in.

meɪniæk 41486040

File: 1489351857152.jpg (222.26 KB, 1086x1729, snag.jpg)


>Not particularly bothered. I'll just put the same woman as before there.


>Gretchen leans back to match.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486041

File: 1489351898102.jpg (379.07 KB, 799x1054, petVarmus dinner_byRaggsy.jpg)

>And then, a certain poner got himself in.
...Damn, I wasn't in here for a while.

meɪniæk 41486042

File: 1489352020339.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


>Gretchen waves vigorously at him.


「Actually Link」 41486043

File: 1489352046553.png (79.13 KB, 195x232, DUDE.PNG)

"Oh hey, Unca Varmie!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486044

File: 1489352081641.png (272.33 KB, 444x590, A casual outfit.png)

>Bella waved
Good to see you again!~

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486045

File: 1489352197002.png (96.42 KB, 180x354, Kyla-Blarg.png)



>Said the mare, who was fighting off something that was tossing bits of strawberries and streamers of some pinkish fluid at her and everywhere just around the corner from the doorway.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486046

File: 1489352228297.jpg (188.72 KB, 1000x1300, Punk Bella.jpg)

Need any help there?~

meɪniæk 41486047

File: 1489352282446.png (193.85 KB, 320x600, Panic!.png)


>Blink blink.


dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486048

File: 1489352293559.png (329.51 KB, 406x494, Raggsy footjob_safe.png)


Hey there, Gretchen.

Morry! Heya! Sorry, Sunny couldn't make it to the my immortal thingy tonight and sent me instead. That okay?

Bella, hey there!

...Ah yes, good old Donut Bar. This is precisely the kind of random lighthearted what the fuck I was missing in my life lately. Good that some things never change.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486049

File: 1489352336738.jpg (369.38 KB, 1280x1024, Actually, this book says you'r…)

How are you doing? It's been a while!~

「Actually Link」 41486050

File: 1489352404107.png (81.71 KB, 305x292, Fooooood.PNG)

"...God I love this place.

Honestly, that's fine. Turns out people on the net are considerate enough to ask me not to do too much to not keep Kiddo behind."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486051

File: 1489352647338.png (440.14 KB, 1155x1280, Kyla_happy.png)


"N-n-na I got iiiiit!"


"I got it!"


"Slightly not got-ing it!"

>A very large strawberry rolled out of the doorway, and continued on to leave the bar, and into the town.


"Hey can- Ugh! - c-can you get that!?"

>She said, slamming into a wall, then picking up a plunger and charging back at whatever was around the corner.

meɪniæk 41486052

File: 1489352655629.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


Wanna cuddle?


Should I let you go and just map this thing out myself?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486053

File: 1489352722515.jpg (101.87 KB, 400x600, Morning Stretch.jpg)

>Bella stepped closer a little, keeping an eye out!

meɪniæk 41486054

File: 1489352724571.png (193.85 KB, 320x600, Panic!.png)


Killer strawberry?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486055

File: 1489352783529.jpg (207.33 KB, 598x620, SWIGGITY SWOOTY.jpg)

Oh, not bad at all, thank you. Just everyday stuff.

Aww, people on the internet are being nice? Awesome.

So, wanna do that?

...Aww, but I'm off duty... What are you even fighting, girl?

Always. Yes. Cuddle-a-holic, remember? Enable my addiction!

「Actually Link」 41486056

File: 1489352787911.png (215.05 KB, 656x250, Heheheh.PNG)

"You're welcome to join!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486057

File: 1489352905075.jpg (489.46 KB, 1280x1282, Punk Bella(part two).jpg)

That's good! can I get you anything?

meɪniæk 41486058

File: 1489352916807.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


Being affectionate is a healthy addiction though.


Join your stream thingy? Nah, I'd rather not.

「Actually Link」 41486059

File: 1489353052306.png (79.13 KB, 195x232, DUDE.PNG)

"Let's hit the road, man!"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486060

File: 1489353137868.png (98.76 KB, 682x651, happy-standing.png)


"The batter disagrees with ovens!"





>A batter-coated mare staggers out of the doorway and wipes her face with the nearest rag.

"That's the last time I use Anything from the 'kosher' isle... jeeze."

>She inhales, and exhales, gripping her rag for a second.

"Hai there~!"

「Actually Link」 41486061

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A raccoon looks at Kyla.


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486062

>the judgement increases faintly

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486063

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dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486064

File: 1489353337766.jpg (76.85 KB, 607x788, gnihihihi.jpg)

Cider! Apple cider, please, hard, I will need a lot of it.

There are a lot worse ones, that's for sure.

Set everything up~!

......You just gave me material for so many Jew jokes that if I acted on the urge I'd have my baptism revoked.

meɪniæk 41486065

File: 1489353445622.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


So where are the hugs?
You said there would be hugs.
You... You...

「Actually Link」 41486066

File: 1489353489468.png (99.21 KB, 380x493, Heeey.PNG)

Morry set it all up!
"Aaaand go."

Meanwhile, the raccoon judged Varmus silently too.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486067

File: 1489353525228.jpg (369.38 KB, 1280x1024, Actually, this book says you'r…)

>Bella did so! Getting him a rather large mug of it
Is this enough?~
>Continue, or something else?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486068

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>Once wiped down, she takes a seat and appears a drink in her hand.



"Well arent you an offensive pony! Hi though, its been a while."

「Actually Link」 41486069

File: 1489353642564.jpg (52.62 KB, 540x433, cthulhu fhtagn.jpg)


dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486070

File: 1489353658596.png (271.2 KB, 423x467, horse around.png)

>Varmus just opened up his forehooves for a hug.

There are going to be hugs. We are gonna cuddle now.

Meanwhile, thanks to the Shroedringeresque laws of narrative relativity, I am also going to be streaming this with you. How does that work? Shut up that's why, don't think about it.

For the first few minutes, maybe!

Me, offensive? Pshht naw. Please. Not at all.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486071

Well, I'll work on getting some more~

meɪniæk 41486072

File: 1489353760385.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


>She shuffles over to be a bit nearer, grabs him, and then cuddles him.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486073

File: 1489353820207.png (78.68 KB, 1107x722, flufflest.png)

KEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep it coming.

>He squeed happily, nuzzling her and hugging back!
...So, couch?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486074

File: 1489353842374.png (376.94 KB, 1487x1925, kyla standpose.png)


"Well thats cuz you're greedy~"


"Totally not~"
>She offers a hug!

"How's things been going?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486075

File: 1489353843869.jpg (814.4 KB, 774x1250, Maid Catgirl Bella.jpg)

>Bella lined up two more!
A lot of apples went into this, you know~

meɪniæk 41486076

File: 1489353883895.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Isn't that where we are already?

「Actually Link」 41486077

File: 1489353928743.jpg (392.03 KB, 720x1280, Bikini time!.jpg)

"Yay, pissing on the timespace continuum!

Hey, nerds, no-lifers, and people looking for a quick fap. Morry here, about to read shitty fan fiction. Unfortunately, Kiddo hasn't come back from vacation yet and we worked Sunny so hard she croaked and we had to send her to the glue factory. So here's the first guy commentator in the show's history, my uncle Varmus."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486078

File: 1489354302920.png (252.82 KB, 781x801, sawitall_byRaggsy.png)

Pretty neat, thanks. Happily expecting to be the grandpa.

I'll honor their sacrifice and try not to spill. What's up, Bella?

>Varmus looked around.
...Well, whaddya know.

Hey folks, it's about time this show got some beefcake. Unfortunately, we were all out of beefcake so I had to come instead.

Without further ado, Tara Gilesbie's My Immortal, Chapter Sixteen!

Now, Morry, I say we switch for this and you read Ebony's lines with me doing the everything else. Since you got a feminine voice and I don't.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486079

File: 1489354362757.jpg (102.04 KB, 500x937, Kneeling.jpg)

Oh, not much! Been taking care of the kids, and all that~

「Actually Link」 41486080

File: 1489354419699.png (160.32 KB, 719x924, Dukes.png)

"Isn't he adorable, ladies and gentlemen?

I guess that means he does the Author's notes now!"

meɪniæk 41486081

File: 1489354536342.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


What's up, you?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486082

File: 1489354638378.png (285.1 KB, 574x798, Yep definately not pronz.png)



...I'll admit, fighting off a cake thing after my dumb flank tried using chaos to un-magic some poison joke for a flavoring, I dont remember who..."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486083

File: 1489354849830.jpg (33.38 KB, 625x637, heh.jpg)

How are they doing~?

Oh, not that much... I've figured out how to make myself into an anthro like Sunny.

On the bad side, I'm chubby. On the good side, I'm soft and cuddly.


u no wut! sut up ok! 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wft u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

There we go, ladies and gentlemen - the unholy union of Tara and Raven was finally broken over the ancient artifact known as swteet.

And with this monumental event, came the first sign of apocalypse - someone was actually dumb enough to try to teach Tara Japanese. There will be no survivors.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486084

File: 1489354904712.png (135.48 KB, 742x642, wat_byRaggsy.png)

...I don't even know where to begin asking for clarifications here. You know what, no, I won't even bother. Good job on defeating the cake. Is it safe to eat? Is there anything even left?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486085

File: 1489354992098.jpg (101.87 KB, 400x600, Morning Stretch.jpg)

Oh, very nice! Enjoying school, I'd say~

meɪniæk 41486086

File: 1489355010454.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


Nothing wrong with chubby! A lot of hutch buns are, and it makes them extra cuddly.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486087

File: 1489355065302.png (280.09 KB, 1098x925, wuvcolor.png)

Enjoying school?

What the fuck is wrong with them.

...So, want me to change?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486088

File: 1489355103660.png (272.33 KB, 444x590, A casual outfit.png)

It's elementary school, you know. Not everyone disliked it!

meɪniæk 41486089

File: 1489355214895.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Let's try it.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486090

File: 1489355219304.gif (3.14 KB, 75x100, avatar_fA.gif)

More power to them, I guess.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486091

File: 1489355228974.png (561.52 KB, 2021x5000, dont mind me~.png)


"Oh yeah it'll be fine. It shrunk back down now... there was a loot more when it puffed up. It gonna be a big cake!

As for clarification... well its chaotic so. Billy has been helping me but its a long road to getting anywhere, and I need to get better at cooking."

>From just the tidbit she heard, she raised a brow at the source of the strange text.


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486092

File: 1489355252519.png (136.54 KB, 450x600, Smile.png)

It helps they have friends with each other already, so they're not alone or anything.
>Bella smiled

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486093

File: 1489355299026.jpg (179.9 KB, 676x655, raggedynoRAGGEDYYES.jpg)

Lemme go then, I'll have to put on some pants.

What what?

Oh, that definetely helps. I was always a loner in school. Didn't endear kids to me.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486094

File: 1489355377870.png (678.72 KB, 620x877, Let's see about that pulse.png)

Ah, alright...
>Bella smiled
Not so much a loner now, though, right?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486095

File: 1489355499837.jpg (41.37 KB, 257x276, bleach_byRaggsy.jpg)

Thankfully so~!

meɪniæk 41486096

File: 1489355539060.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Oh, that's how that works.
>She lets go.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486097

File: 1489355546996.jpg (123.77 KB, 778x1026, Yeah, that sure worked.jpg)


"Whaaat are you guys reading? A story spawned from youtube comments?"

「Actually Link」 41486098

File: 1489355548384.png (1.46 MB, 1280x1920, Morry Exploitable.png)

"The Weeaboocalypse will ensue! Only the most desu kawaii will survive!"
Morry pulled out a six pack of beers.
"Ugh. Anyway.
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played.
The same stage. Nobody took it apart in the months between..
We ran in happly.
That's a lot of happiness for a buncha depressed goffs.
MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy!
Remember when My Immortal was about suffering and depression?
Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother.
... See, I know couples who break up over oggling other in public. Fucking getting boners in public? That's a paddlin'.
I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants.
If only the rest of the story was as well written as Tara's costume porn.
Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive.
I'm just imagining them doing these all in the span of three seconds.
Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!"
Morry paused.
And cracked the entire pack.
"Imagine this, dear watchers. Volsemort and the Death Dealers- which is A: wrong, B: a great name for a band actually- manage to wear masks that make them look completely identical to the cast of My Chemical Romance, sound exactly like the cast of My Chemical Romance, and play the music exactly the same way My Chemical Romance plays it. This, while also being pureblood wizards with complete and utter disgust for anything muggle- which My Chemical Romance are- and also perfectly memorizing their songs.

There's no evidence this is magic. They clearly didn't use Polymorph juice to look like the cast of My Chemical Romance because they had masks. They had no reason to do this. This is just pure, undiluted lazy, piss-poor writing that serves nothing but have another gratuitous cameo of My Chemical Romance."
Morry took a bite out of one of the cans.
"In other news, My Chemical Romance stopped sounding like anything more than gibberish six minutes ago."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486099

File: 1489355557750.jpg (814.4 KB, 774x1250, Maid Catgirl Bella.jpg)

From what I recall, you have a pretty full household, too~

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486100

File: 1489356003114.gif (163.43 KB, 1420x1255, implying.gif)

>He trotted away to the toilet!
Back in a jiffy!

My Immortal~!

Say My Chemical Romance one more time. Do it.

Anyway, yes, this is just as bad as I remembered it. Good old My Immortal! I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out something better, to be crude, but honestly this pile of crap doesn't deserve anything better.

Now, keep reading.

Not as full as Dom's house!

meɪniæk 41486101

File: 1489356033613.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


>She starts scribbling down her thoughts about something or other.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486102

File: 1489356115606.jpg (121.06 KB, 966x600, One plus one plus Ezzie equals…)

Hm, and not quite as full as mine~

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486103

File: 1489356175464.png (44.06 KB, 420x418, Kyla2.png)


"...Dont mind me, this sounds like one of those things I just have to witness to believe. Would you two like something to drink? I know you've got some but uuh... It sounds like you might be in need of something stronger."

「Actually Link」 41486104

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"I wonder if I'll ascend to godhood if I read this and Sonichu at the same time.

“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

I... Did... Was that a flashback? Did she reminiscence this? Why haven't we seen this before?"
Morry took another bite out of her cans.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486105

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>He came back a few moments later, in a pair of jean shorts and sporting a chubby, anthro frame.

How many are there in yours again?

Got my cider!


...I'm out of cider. Yes please.

I'm as confused as you are and I read it before!

What cause we... you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortibli-

I love the use of word, "gadgetted", but... uncomfortibli? Impossiburu!

-cause guys don't like to talk about you-know-what.

False. So false. I love to talk about you know what.

meɪniæk 41486106

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...Is that all you've got with you?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486107

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Me, Ezzie, Aradia, Seras, Acantha, Azrael, and Lilith~ Oh, and our dog!
>She smiled as he returned as an anthro
Oh, very nice!

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"That makes both of us. Join in later when we make a contest about who's the lewdest of us two!

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

...She yielded. I mean. That's a word, right?"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486109

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...Want me to put on more clothes?

...You have a dog?

And thanks.

You peddle my sex toys around, so I am.

And yes, that is indeed a word. It even means something. Just it's completely idiotic in this context.

We won't do that again, Draco promised knowing full well he's speaking outta his ass. This time, we're going with an ESCORT.


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486110

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Mm-hmm! He doesn't leave the house much~
>She smiled
So, want some more cider?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486111

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>Something about the story and its sheer...

>Some adjective describing its.. screw it, whatever it was it was making Kyla's wings poof up.

"Oooh... ooh ohh oh...Yeah, something way strong coming right up..."

"Lewd-off huh~?

...Well I'm not a fair fight. Carry on! Also, here you go dear."

>She offered her and Varmus a sparkling glass of some dark-hued fluid, not unlike oil, but smelling of a magnified version of rum.

meɪniæk 41486112

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...Nah, I wouldn't want to bother you.

「Actually Link」 41486113

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"Yeah, but I did it naked until my boyfriend decided he wants to be the only one to see the goods. Anyway.

Draco, sweetie, that's not how you ask for a threesome."
"“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked.
Yes, Ebony. Threesomes are for squares!
“So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
...I know she meant christian but I'm imagining Draco suddenly turning into a woman named Christina."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486114

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Toldya, keep it coming.

...Are you alright?

...So, cuddles?

I quite literally sell porn.

As for Christina, is that transphobic?

Either way, listen to this:

NO. he muttered loudly.

I have no words. Muttered loudly. With allcaps.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486115

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>Bella put another mug down!
>And then started working on making a small pyramid of them

meɪniæk 41486116

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I'm still waiting!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486117

File: 1489357647074.png (50.44 KB, 178x312, lookdown.png)

>He shrugged with a grin, sat down next to her, and pulled Gretchen into a hug! Soft and warm and cuddly indeed!

「Actually Link」 41486118

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"I had to stop cheating on my boyfriend in fucking alternate timelines."
"I'm just imagining it in that weird Metalhead screamwhisper thing.
“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.
Ah yes, the prep. The worst possible thing you can be in goff culture.
AKA not goff."

meɪniæk 41486119

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>She cuddles back happily~

...Wish I could do this every day.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486120

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"Uh.. yeah! Mare this story is all over the place."

>She petted her fluff down

>For added fun, the drinks, should they take them, might optionally make them come to love the writing O.o

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486121

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Oh, you don't wanna go into alternate timelines with me, girl.

Anyway. The more I think about it, the more disturbing Ebony's attitude towards non-goths gets.

Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me! he fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

One, Enoby. Two, why that song?

Thaaaaaaaaank you~!

But... you can.

>Oh no.

This is awful, simply awful. It's fun.

meɪniæk 41486122

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You said yourself that you're not around all that much!

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486123

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Oh, no problem~
>Bella giggled
I almost have a second job here, getting people drinks...

「Actually Link」 41486124

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"Because black is scaaaary and gooooooffic.
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
... Did the fact he memorized a song from an album fucking squish her flat?
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
Wow. Just wow. 'oh yeah and then we kissed for a while.' "

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486125

File: 1489358315506.png (33.67 KB, 165x214, drool.png)

You know where I live and you know you're always welcome there!

Maybe Billyfish gonna start paying you for it.

meɪniæk 41486126

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Yeah, well... You know where I live too. So there is that.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486127

File: 1489358402897.jpg (188.72 KB, 1000x1300, Punk Bella.jpg)

Hm, I wouldn't say no to it~

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486128

File: 1489358461556.png (3.3 MB, 1417x1742, draft.png)

>: D?

"Heheh.. oohh..."


>More floof

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486129

File: 1489358786960.png (37.62 KB, 130x184, [offscreen squeaking].png)

This chapter is so all over the fucking place so far that I have no idea what's going on, why, and what's the point of it.

But that's all not important, because the important thing happens in the next line.

B'loody Mary was standing there. Hajimemashite gurl she said happily, open bracket, she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese, close bracket.

So, I'm just gonna say this - you don't speak Japanese, Tara, and I strongly doubt Ebony can either. You barely can use English, so maybe at least get that to at least mediocrely proficient level before you try learning some other language.

BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.

Wait, who's Willow and what does this all have to do with the plot?

Artist's note, RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!

Oh, that's what. Cute.

...Point taken.

Expect visits.

Of course! Who would?

...Why are you fluffing up?

meɪniæk 41486130

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Please! Please visit more :c

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486131

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Hmm...I don't know!
>She smiled
I try to be friendly to everyone...

「Actually Link」 41486132

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"Okay, I bonked a neighponese guy once and I can promise you 'Hajimemashite' does not mean 'how do you do'. It's what you say when you first meet someone, not when you greet your best fucking friend."
Morry took another bite.
"But yeah, Willow is Raven. She said so herself.
“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.
... How do you laugh angrily. Is it like, an Aku laugh? Do I need to laugh like Aku to laugh angrily?
I've seen the new Samurai Jack, by the way. god yes.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas
Yes. The cheerful story of how the living embodient of Halloween wanted to make kids happy in a new way is totally all depressed and goffick.
“Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
...Jesus fucking christ, Tara, it was just a fucking sweater."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486133

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"Its just... what happens whenever something really random and all over the place is near me. I think you know what..."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486134

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Okay, deal, I will! That's a promise!

>He nuzzled her, hugging a bit tighter and wrapping his hand around hers.

I mean, who would have objections to being paid.

Two minutes on google translate confirm what you say.

I haven't yet, but I promise you that you can laugh angrily. I train before mirror.

And just gonna point out that Tara just basically made a shitty and petty diss on her best friend online for eveyrone to see forever. Tells a lot about her as a person.

Kawai. Even I know it's spelled kawaii. B'loody Mair - oh hey, another namechange - shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly, ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn.

>Varmus was disturbingly good at saying "Cthulhu". It almost sounded how it was supposed to sound.

Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak.

>Varmus just looked at the camera with a smirk.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486135

File: 1489359532784.jpg (101.87 KB, 400x600, Morning Stretch.jpg)

Hm...someone who wants to be paid more?~

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486136

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Random? All over the place?


. . .

Kyla, are you getting a fluffboner from me and Morry reading bad fanfiction?

...I... guess?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486137

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>She giggled
But anyway, feel free to put in a good word for me~
>I'm gonna go eat!

meɪniæk 41486138

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>She squeezes back.

So why are you reading this crap?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486139

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dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486140

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It's fun. It's honestly fun.

meɪniæk 41486141

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I do not see it.

「Actually Link」 41486142

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"...This is fucking Hermione, Varmus. This is Hermione "We can't break the rules" Granger.
Morry ate the rest of her six pack.
"“Kawai.” I commnted happily
Oh yeah, Hermione committed murder. How adorable!
We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
... How do you talk in silence. Is it telepathy? Can they reach body language? What the fuck?
“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”
... Oh my god, Varmus, it's Groundhog day."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486143

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"enrgtically lethrigcly, ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn."

>She brought out a bottle of bleach.


"No!. I cant control my feathers..."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486144

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Hey, that's okay.

No, that is not Hermione, nor that's Ron, or Draco Malfoy, or Harry Potter or literally any of the characters known from the series. This is a very shitty, barely comprehensible stream of thought fantasy of a weird girl that honestly we all did at some point, but none of us was dumb enough to actually post it online or keep at it for more than five minutes.

And of course they're going to another concert, Tara has no idea what goths actually do in their day to day lives, nor does she have any actual interests she could use and insert into the story.

So she makes them do two or three things in this shallow as a puddle excuse of fiction.

But back to the story -

B'loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. Omfg totally lets go shopping.

And that, folks, is how preps behave.

...Oh my god. You totally are. My Immortal wingboner. I generally don't kinkshame, but... For shame, Kyla.

「Actually Link」 41486145

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"Again, I like to think Ebony is a goddess with the mind of an edgy 11-year-older who broke the cast into being her puppets and do as she tells them to. That's why reality fucks itself sideways!"
Morry just snickered.
"It's nightmare fetishism at it's pure form!
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
... I refuse to believe this is a real thing."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486146

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"Well hey, when you become literally made of chaos, wouldn't you think something as demented as this might trigger some reaction!?"

「Actually Link」 41486147

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"...I mean, I'm one quarter creature beyond this universe. I'm doing fine."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486148

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...Are you speaking from experience? Did Octy have to paddle you?

BAck to not-Hermione for a moment,


It's fine, we're all into some weird and embarassing stuff.

「Actually Link」 41486149

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"I'm gonna devolve into an ancient horror destroyer deity one day. That is all.
My head snaped up.
... 'Snaped' up. It literally turned into Snape.
‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”
Once more, the worst possible thing you can be is not with Ebony."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486150

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"I think im half and half. Technically. But I didnt hear chaos so."

>The bottle of bleach was now half-empty


"This much I'll admit."

「Actually Link」 41486151

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"Ooh, gimme some of that!"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486152

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I'm going to go stern uncle on you if you do that.

NOOOO! NOOOO! she laughed. I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all.

Good girl.

「Actually Link」 41486153

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"You're welcome to do it.
“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
..Why would you say 'Vampire' and then...?

Uuuuurgh, I need some bleach."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486154

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"I got some peach bleach too, and my 'special' mix, want that? 2% Drain-o~"


"I try~"


>She just pours her some. The mix.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486155

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This is quite possibly the worst chapter so far. I'm thinking that Raven actually did help with keeping it coherent. Poor girl.

So, who told not-Hermione about the goffik storez?

Dumblydore, she sed. Let me just call our broms.

I bet you do, you minx you.

「Actually Link」 41486156

File: 1489361750071.jpg (336.37 KB, 1000x666, Fuck mayo.jpg)

>Morry just started chugging.
"“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.

There is zero quiet about this. You do not allcap and say it was 'quietly'."

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Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk, she told me. Come on let's go.

I'm fucking twelve ciders in and my head still hurts.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486158

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"Its true! I cant deny trying for Billy~"


"Ooo, thats some strong st- oh who am I kidding, we're all basically gods here."


>She offers him the peach bleach.

"Want some?"

「Actually Link」 41486159

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"I wanna plain kill myself right now.
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade.
Because wizard towns are known for their wide punk slash goff appeal.
The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.
...Is this some sorta Newspeak bullshit?"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486160

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She's worth trying for, isn't she?

...Though, from what I saw, she's also pretty low-maintenance as long as you keep honest and open with her.

Also no thank you. I don't do bleach.

Hold on, I'm gonna try to do a sexy, deep voice for the shopkeeper. Khrm...

We only have these for da real goffs.

Da real goffs?, me and B'Loody Mary asked.

Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch. He shook his head. I dint even no they had a camera.

Based goff merchant, keeping the apartheid on and the fangz tru and pure.

「Actually Link」 41486161

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"Don't forget that's a fucking terrible business plan. If only goffs buy there he'll go bankrupt in days.“
OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
Again, if only Tara kept the level of her clothing description throughout the whole thing."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486162

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"I knooow.... but I mean... Im pr-

Heh. I've got things almost ready. No more waiting is to be had!

Also... are you sure? This is some preeeetty taxing stuff you're reading.."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486163

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If only, Morry, if only.

Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit., the salesperson said.

Yeah it looks totlly hot. said B'Loody Mary.

You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna beat the concert tonight? he asked.

I have read this before. It ain't my first rodeo!

「Actually Link」 41486164

File: 1489363098918.png (79.13 KB, 195x232, DUDE.PNG)

"'You're hot! I'm gonna give you free shit! That's how the economy works! By the way are you watching these concerts we're having every thirty seconds?
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy-"
Morry giggled.
"The name's Ebondy. James Ebondy.
Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
...So she took a gesture to a friend and shat all over it for a shitty self insert.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486165

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I was actually thinking Al Ebondy. You know, from Married with children?

And the shopkeeper's name is...


He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. Maybe I'll see you there tonight.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486166

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"Im so sorry to hear that..."


"Im gonna get some more bottles."

>I must go fix something sadly. Peace out!

「Actually Link」 41486167

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"It's literally Voldemort.

Like, literally fucking Voldemort.
I'm speechless.
“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily-
Finally, proper use of emotion.
But how is her coming with Draco means she won't see him?
but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
This is Hagrid. Who needs a fucking motorbike to fly."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486168

File: 1489363641145.jpg (41.37 KB, 257x276, bleach_byRaggsy.jpg)


I love that tidbit about BEGGING to go with him.

Either way, this is it. We made it. The chapter is done. Woohoo!

「Actually Link」 41486169

File: 1489363701709.png (125.54 KB, 313x257, We're all fucked!.PNG)

"Awesome! Now i can go kill myself with bleach!"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486170

File: 1489364114384.gif (153.19 KB, 257x276, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.gif)

I think I wanna kill myself too.

>Varmus pulled out a spoon and tried to slit his wrists!

「Actually Link」 41486171

File: 1489364169300.jpg (369.26 KB, 1248x1920, Boy, I can't wait for... (look…)

"Across the road for attention, down the street for results!"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486172

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Alternatively, tie a piano string around your neck, the other to the ceiling, glue your hands to your head and jump!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486173

File: 1489364367007.gif (620.3 KB, 500x283, Weee fire.gif)

「Actually Link」 41486174

File: 1489364434775.png (160.32 KB, 719x924, Dukes.png)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486175


dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41486176

>Nini, you!

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486178

>Bah, well im back. Place was closed.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486179

File: 1489365930908.gif (604.81 KB, 500x284, Another-set-of-random-gifs-adv…)

>What place?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486180

File: 1489366273236.png (525 KB, 900x636, Kyla-maybe just one hug.png)

>Jiffy Lube.
>Car needs fluids bad.
>Cheaper to let them do it.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486181

File: 1489366441047.gif (38.35 KB, 254x250, Eyebrows2.gif)

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41486182

File: 1489366535016.png (445.22 KB, 1000x1125, I wonder what dee's doing toda…)

>I still have these O.o

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486183


Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486186

File: 1489370171288.jpg (237.47 KB, 768x1024, They told me to dress for a sl…)

Numbers Station 41486187

File: 1489374469874.gif (1.99 MB, 400x400, cvGjfck.gif)

>I have awoken I think.

>Am I awake?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486188


Numbers Station 41486189

File: 1489374893720.jpg (128.49 KB, 500x636, 1483934032096.jpg)

>Says the bear who posts anime.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486190

File: 1489379092513.png (616.22 KB, 800x1311, __pharah_and_raptorian_pharah_…)

>I am the anime!

Numbers Station 41486191

File: 1489379899079.jpg (3.83 MB, 3200x3200, 1488297471125.jpg)

>Neato. Can I have a cool thing then?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486192

>No cool for you!

Numbers Station 41486193

>Can I have a warm thing then?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486194


Numbers Station 41486195


>It isn't a dick, is it?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486196

>Probably not

Cypher 41486197

File: 1489380281854.jpg (401 KB, 850x1200, Kirisu2.jpg)

Numbers Station 41486198


>...Wanna do things?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486199

File: 1489380335589.webm (434.96 KB, 360x360, AHH SNACKS.webm)

>Yo there

>I dunno, IM kinda grump

Cypher 41486200

File: 1489380402910.png (579.2 KB, 900x1065, db57710b418d8f717f5223dc20763c…)

Numbers Station 41486201

File: 1489380409428.png (420.94 KB, 1228x1807, 1488166907436.png)

>I'm not so grump!

Numbers Station 41486202

>And now I'm gonna sleep.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486203

>IO need to sleep tooo

Cypher 41486204

File: 1489381986237.jpg (147.62 KB, 1000x707, nap_time.jpg)


Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486205

File: 1489386000229.jpg (52 KB, 900x900, 1489296557553.png)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486206


Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486207

File: 1489388589427.png (140.69 KB, 340x343, 1488888061066.png)


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486208

>The perfect thing to send me to sleep :3

meɪniæk 41486209

File: 1489394092627.webm (2.2 MB, 720x1280, AWW COME ON.webm)

Numbers Station 41486222

File: 1489416387175.gif (278.82 KB, 238x179, 097dpV6.gif)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486224

File: 1489418332535.gif (1.72 MB, 320x240, Porkour.gif)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486225

File: 1489418459880.jpg (62.01 KB, 500x490, Good Nut.jpg)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486226

File: 1489422331649.png (1.81 MB, 1200x1855, 1460361845475.png)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486227


Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486228

File: 1489427350734.gif (525.81 KB, 364x489, tumblr_nr5dqr2OOK1rxdvymo1_400…)


>"Do you boys have any idea what a quota is?"

>"Uhhh... do you mean like 25 cents?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486237

File: 1489443082124.jpg (118.7 KB, 720x552, BOOF and woof.jpg)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486239

File: 1489443677415.gif (1.7 MB, 350x340, __liru_renkin_san_kyuu_magical…)

><Hits the doggo>

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486240

File: 1489443837579.jpg (599.03 KB, 1280x1600, BWUH and bleh.jpg)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486241

File: 1489443935832.jpg (607.86 KB, 675x900, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_draw…)

>You think this is a game, Bulla?
>Other doggos here?!

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486242

>Many doggos is good!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486243

File: 1489444196814.gif (4.57 MB, 400x225, 1486903759051.gif)

>What if the doggos that were already here are territorial to new doggos?
>Not just every doggo can be around at the same time :3
>Dog fighting will happen.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486245

>Oh yeah...

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486246

File: 1489445980404.jpg (966.11 KB, 850x1200, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_draw…)

>Woof! Woof. Woof...

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486247

File: 1489446150232.jpg (60.44 KB, 480x480, Happy.jpg)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486248

File: 1489446182947.jpg (284.43 KB, 918x832, Fav_Awoo.jpg)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486262

File: 1489450004576.png (616.22 KB, 800x1311, __pharah_and_raptorian_pharah_…)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486264

File: 1489452030039.png (1.86 MB, 1416x1000, __caster_and_tamamo_cat_fate_e…)

>I want a robot that learns to dislike people that mistreat it.

Numbers Station 41486268

File: 1489455280541.png (171.53 KB, 500x485, 1488410231917.png)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486269

File: 1489455319049.jpg (99.63 KB, 720x720, Old fashion.jpg)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486270

File: 1489455352580.gif (163.14 KB, 326x320, The+comments+section+is+going+…)

Numbers Station 41486272

File: 1489456992758.jpg (53.85 KB, 600x669, 1488415363277.jpg)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486274

File: 1489458519717.jpg (84.82 KB, 850x598, __punk_girl_and_team_skull_gru…)

>Sorry, doing math

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486276

File: 1489458869916.png (1.51 MB, 1200x1200, __original_drawn_by_suzuneko_y…)

>Math is obviously code for something.
>Clearly Dom is doing drugs at the moment! :O

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486278

File: 1489460146229.jpg (272.18 KB, 1920x1080, Not even once.jpg)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486279

File: 1489460913459.png (725.06 KB, 800x1132, tumblr_nt7mqoLRuL1ue4bhro1_128…)

>>Doing Math

>>Dom is doing Drugs

>>Posts about Meth


>So it is true!

Numbers Station 41486281

File: 1489461629380.png (1.12 MB, 1367x1532, 1488412122891.png)

>We need to stage an intervention!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486282

File: 1489461674464.png (570.89 KB, 799x600, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby.png)

>Yes! How do we fix it?

Numbers Station 41486284

File: 1489462347021.jpg (117 KB, 960x714, 1470994805878.jpg)

>We tie him up and beat him with sticks!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486285

File: 1489462399452.jpg (1.1 MB, 1440x1080, 1452805159207.jpg)

>I don't have any trees nearby, could I substitute a stick with a knife or frying pan?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486286

File: 1489462427100.jpg (356.42 KB, 620x4397, Come may 11th.jpg)

Numbers Station 41486287

>Go for the frying pan. It's just a stock reskin, but I have a professional killstreak one you can borrow.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486288

>Haha gotem
>I might need a strangifier also.
>Totally not gonna put it on the market after that.

Numbers Station 41486289

>Yeah... I just realized my pan has always had Spies Killed and Damage Dealt parts attached to it as well a little bit ago. Was pleasant surprise.
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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486291

File: 1489463946087.png (518.58 KB, 565x800, tumblr_nt7n9umpUU1ue4bhro2_r1_…)

>Yeah I usually don't get those kind of parts, so I don't track what I kill :3

Numbers Station 41486292

File: 1489464895595.gif (285.83 KB, 500x377, fZ5bNRI.gif)

>I only get parts if they get unboxed.
>Because they really are pretty meaningless.
>I put my Critical Kills part on my Strange Corona Australis, and I'm considering putting my Robot Scouts Destroyed part on my Aussie Flamethrower.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486293

File: 1489464998922.gif (1.94 MB, 400x225, 1484836880247.gif)

>To be honest, haven't been on TF2 too often.
>All I know is that I really want the bumper car taunt.
>A lot.

>Been playing the Sims a lot lately!

Numbers Station 41486294

File: 1489465317719.jpg (145.45 KB, 764x1046, 263_by_tamtamdi-dahl81u.jpg)

>I have the bumper car taunt! When you left click, it honks the horn! Worth it.

>I have never played any Sims game. Closest I have is the good SimCity.

>Oh man, I need to get Roller Coaster Tycoon...

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486295

File: 1489465598844.gif (1.77 MB, 444x250, 1481610939637.gif)

>I am enjoying the Sims way too much!
>So far I have played maybe 50 hours on the game?
>It's pretty intuitive! With a help of a few guides.
>Just by a quick googling tab open, you can get right into it again.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486296

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Numbers Station 41486297

File: 1489466339718.gif (957.8 KB, 500x221, 1488411789675.gif)

>I gotta tomorrow before I can do things though.


>Nobody really here to watch.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486298

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Numbers Station 41486299

File: 1489466462219.png (726.83 KB, 1280x853, 1488162540119.png)

>So how are you doing? :3

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486300

File: 1489466562991.gif (1.31 MB, 691x360, cpTfN1Y.gif)

>At the midpoint of a four day, out of town job spree.
>So far, good.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486301

>Yeah :3
>The sims is great.
>How do you know where to put the Cigar on that pic?

Numbers Station 41486302

File: 1489466611033.jpg (145.45 KB, 764x1046, 263_by_tamtamdi-dahl81u.jpg)

>That sounds cool.
>Wish I was cool.

Numbers Station 41486303

File: 1489466646640.png (1.34 MB, 609x891, 1488415327192.png)

>Shame you can't drown them in the pool anymore in 3.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486304

File: 1489466708528.gif (3.12 MB, 500x700, riftwalk_by_marshallvex-d8pc5y…)

>Cool is relative.
>You may be frigid, or even lukewarm.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486305

>My sims are weird.
>This one sim was walking to talk to another sim who was sleeping on a day off, but she turned and walked inside the wall.
>I had to google how to move sims with codes.
>And magic hands!

Numbers Station 41486306

File: 1489467185002.gif (1010.92 KB, 350x197, 1488418052351.gif)

>I am currently at "annoyingly adequate". It isn't warm, it isn't cool, but it isn't comfortable.

>...I have no Sims playing knowledge really. I played once and did poorly. Couldn't figure out how to stop reading how to fix the TV to actually do life things in the tutorial.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486307

File: 1489467606516.gif (3.02 MB, 576x324, ddb.gif)

>Can you grab a few pillows to soften the blow of your crippling mediocrity?

Numbers Station 41486308

>I had to turn on the fan and go under a comforter just to get something.
>I can't sleep in such conditions.
>Kill me...

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486309

File: 1489467896360.jpg (43.77 KB, 564x1088, 003a661ebfaddd44d6571477837e67…)

>As an act of cruelty: No.

Numbers Station 41486310

File: 1489468279967.png (1.12 MB, 1367x1532, 1488412122891.png)

>Nanana, this id an act of mercy. The sheets won't stay in the right spot so I'll end up waking up with half the bed just bare bed...

>It's better to end me now than to allow me to suffer so.

Numbers Station 41486311

File: 1489468312187.jpg (146.43 KB, 1280x1280, 1488404292308.jpg)

>Oh wait, you meant you are being cruel.

>Well shit.

Numbers Station 41486312

File: 1489469059431.gif (2.24 MB, 400x225, 1488398657406.gif)

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486314

File: 1489472767317.jpg (44.86 KB, 640x480, 1488922739865.jpg)

meɪniæk 41486315

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486316

File: 1489473811918.jpg (172.58 KB, 1280x1232, 1488007494118.jpg)

>Fabulous foxxo

>what's up?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486317

><RKOS through the sun>

meɪniæk 41486318

File: 1489473902646.jpg (32.63 KB, 540x407, tumblr_omrp77WkVJ1vmobp0o1_540…)


>I just woke up.

>I'm not cripplingly tired today.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486319

><pats the magic fox>

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486320

File: 1489474820368.jpg (91.92 KB, 467x848, Ammie in the winter_20170127_0…)

>I thought you liked me


>I need like three straight days off to fix my tiredness.

>Maybe even a week

>A week off would be nice.


meɪniæk 41486321

File: 1489474931879.png (1.14 MB, 1024x1181, snug.png)



>*Snuggles that bun*

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486323

>no, i love you

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486324

File: 1489475498847.jpg (211.35 KB, 675x1200, SkypePhoto_20170102_184600.jpg)


>So it's domestic abuse

meɪniæk 41486325


>*Snuggles that skwrl*

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486326

>Well i am Dom...

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486327

File: 1489476401814.jpg (77.33 KB, 719x1111, Colon P.png)

Goodra in the bar!

meɪniæk 41486328

File: 1489476446449.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


To snug or not to snug...?

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486329

File: 1489476609324.jpg (6.18 KB, 268x188, Mmm.jpg)

"...Are you asking for permission to snug?"

meɪniæk 41486330

File: 1489476646947.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


I'm trying to work out if it's a good idea.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486331

File: 1489476765807.png (88.93 KB, 500x500, LET ME IN#.png)

"When is it not? Do I smell?"

meɪniæk 41486332

File: 1489476801225.jpg (222.26 KB, 1086x1729, snag.jpg)


Maybe I'd get goo stains on my clothes.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486334

File: 1489477090779.jpg (77.33 KB, 719x1111, Colon P.png)

"...Gretchen, out of all the times you've hugged me, when have I ever been gooey? Did you forget about the spell Ammie placed on me when I first became her nanny? I don't secrete goo until it wears off at night, so unless you feel like snuggling me while I sleep or before its reapplied in the morning I think your clothes will be fine."

meɪniæk 41486335

File: 1489477179553.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


I can't remember the last time I hugged you to be fair.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486336

File: 1489477222274.jpg (164.57 KB, 880x889, goodra_by_servaline-d6p99ov.jp…)

"Let me refresh your memory then." She says as she holds out her arms to you.

meɪniæk 41486337

File: 1489477257955.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


>She flops on her.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486338

File: 1489478091715.jpg (75.38 KB, 786x1017, It's cold!.png)


And into her embrace you flop. It was like landing on a waterbed, but oh so soft and squishy and remarkably dry!~

She wraps her arms around you to hug you, holding you tightly enough for you to feel secure but not enough for it to be uncomfortable.

Her gooey body had enough give that you felt yourself sink just a little into her, letting you feel her heave a soft sigh.

"Remember now?"

...And she smells like blueberries.

meɪniæk 41486339

File: 1489478141517.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


...Yes, Now I remember. Wonderfully cuddly in such a unique way.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486340

File: 1489478348568.png (119.42 KB, 800x700, Flat on me back.png)

"And by unique you mean it's like snuggling a plate of jelly?"

meɪniæk 41486341

File: 1489478382234.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


A living piece of jelly that cuddles back.

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486342

File: 1489478609240.png (408.92 KB, 800x800, ♥.png)

"Mmm... So, would you like this jelly to make you some breakfast?"

meɪniæk 41486343

File: 1489478689633.png (42.83 KB, 300x300, gretchenfaic.png)


Ooh, if you're really being so generous then yes!

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486344

File: 1489478817061.jpg (15.09 KB, 300x312, Sprite!.jpg)

"I was planning on getting something to eat anyway, this is just a perfect excuse to make some extra~" she giggled as she softly beeped your nose with a squishy soft finger.

meɪniæk 41486345

File: 1489478897431.png (611.47 KB, 1000x1000, I wonder.png)


>She licks the finger.

What did you have in mind?

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486346

File: 1489479517116.jpg (15.09 KB, 300x312, Sprite!.jpg)

She makes a funny little squeaky yelp as she pulls back her finger.

"...Was planning on making bacon sandwiches."

meɪniæk 41486347

File: 1489479626786.jpg (56.56 KB, 530x580, 1474478760239.jpg)


Sounds good to me!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486354

File: 1489501368866.jpg (256.42 KB, 904x1200, Cherry Cowgirl.PNG)



>Always believe in your soul!
>You've got the power to know you're indestructible! :3

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486355

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Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486358

File: 1489509510920.jpg (665.46 KB, 800x800, happy π day.jpg)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486360

File: 1489509886093.gif (1.85 MB, 267x265, ERMAHGAWDSNACKS.gif)

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486361

File: 1489510346864.jpg (162.33 KB, 880x440, [air horn intensifies].jpg)

>Why did I think that the door edge is a gun?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486362

File: 1489510387101.jpg (40.71 KB, 512x768, rh17MoyAgObNcoRumtwbiZ2PiXLZCi…)

>cause you're a silly

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486363

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Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486364

File: 1489510517798.webm (2.89 MB, 1156x650, 1435729431729.webm)

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486365

File: 1489510646694.jpg (445.05 KB, 700x988, comment_jrRlGst8lNzgl6RP6E2IiG…)

>Das tight suit.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486366

File: 1489510738552.gif (1.97 MB, 362x369, 131282902866.gif)

>Yes it is!

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486370

File: 1489511724157.gif (4.05 MB, 253x241, iwona maj.gif)


>gotta go now, bai

meɪniæk 41486371

File: 1489512003881.png (160.69 KB, 540x591, Wumpa.png)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486372

File: 1489512242613.jpg (3.21 MB, 2894x4093, 1251235151351.jpg)


Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486373

File: 1489512299655.jpg (36.97 KB, 480x631, tumblr_inline_o3wlef4jK81svatm…)


Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486374

File: 1489512378171.gif (548.51 KB, 400x302, No lie though this boss was ba…)

>Bloodborne can beat Dark souls

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486375

>Will & Grace! What's up?

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486377

File: 1489512915371.jpg (35.46 KB, 564x448, df312d5b4dd1a278eacb90b5911ee9…)

>Waiting around in a hotel room. you?

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486378

File: 1489512939783.gif (911.85 KB, 245x245, No_Features.gif)

>I know what that means ;3

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486379

File: 1489513151177.gif (1.49 MB, 384x216, tumblr_n1c78gWM5d1qmbp9no1_400…)

>Believe what you will.
>It's work related.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486380

File: 1489513368480.gif (1.34 MB, 498x398, raw.gif)

>"Work Related" indeed!
>Didn't know you worked in such an environment!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486388

File: 1489514774042.jpg (89.91 KB, 800x1000, __caster_and_tamamo_no_mae_fat…)

>Playing the sims
>Rummage through neighbors garbage
>Find Plutonium

What the fuck who throws out perfectly good Plutonium.
>That's 1,135$ uncut!
>Maybe more if you smelt it, but, I'm going to google that first.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486402

File: 1489518330026.jpg (68.89 KB, 564x680, 6abe2025dcd96bec867c795ba44551…)

>You might be surprised.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486405

File: 1489518953994.jpg (90.83 KB, 539x759, 25a8ec7edc133e51ff2ad48968a9e4…)

>But no, I'm not a hooker.
>We have a second job here and it was just more convenient to have us stay the night then drive us home last night and then drive back here in the morning.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486407

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>That reminded me of something!

>When Dog Boy goes around town, do people complain to him about this Song playing when he's around, but he can't hear it?


Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486409

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>It's possible.
>Though I'm not sure how he'd turn it off.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486412

File: 1489519917348.jpg (834.03 KB, 1042x1474, __scathach_and_scathach_fate_g…)

>Turn it off?
>Why would he want to do that? Especially when with women, it seems to turn them on!

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486413

File: 1489520046014.jpg (54.53 KB, 564x697, 24cc9cb623a6483da369a1d6cf75ed…)

>Do you even realize just how hard it is to walk through the streets covered in bitches 24/7?
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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486414

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>Yes I play several :O

>Music will make it easier to find and hone in on a target.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486415

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>Dear me.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486416

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>Too many doggos!

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486417

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>God forbid they all blare the song at the same time.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486418

File: 1489521072863.gif (448.91 KB, 223x400, 1486917312911.gif)

>Just imagine the sound of them all blaring together.

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486420

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>Ear plugs, or a gun might be needed.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486421

File: 1489522673775.jpg (27.63 KB, 391x391, 3f92cbb722217d4b046ce5ace3c475…)

>Why am I here again?

>Oh, right.

>Happy π day!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486423

File: 1489522931080.gif (601.52 KB, 500x395, succ water.gif)

>Ah don't worry, throwing a ball or a steak might send them off.
>You already said that!
>In a file name that is.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486424

File: 1489523067863.jpg (23.18 KB, 236x377, 9d4f429d7cb9daa52efe398028e0aa…)

>So you read file names from older posts but not OPs!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486425

>Current OP: 1488946982985.png
>Cyn you're silly.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486426

File: 1489523321308.gif (1.78 MB, 500x244, 1f5e4d99ab16b14e639b7e353a6ace…)

>No, I mean the OP texts.
>From the threads I made.
>Worked hard on them.
>Pasted hundred emojis.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486427

File: 1489523371491.gif (1.29 MB, 350x291, Licc Fingers.gif)

>Cyn you know I can't read or write in English :c

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486428

File: 1489523591679.jpg (281.39 KB, 1024x1820, me_as_goldust_by_conkerluver-d…)

>Well, too bad! I'm not gonna learn Canadian for you!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486429

>No I only know how to speak Merican.
>Behold! "Color"

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486430

File: 1489523698684.jpg (34.04 KB, 564x837, 11cd0acc28dfd04638ae90e782a4ce…)

>That could also work.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486431

File: 1489523751525.gif (4.13 MB, 520x482, 8ac041fbcd843559afc4bdded3e6f1…)

>Course it will! Doggo love to eat.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486432

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486433

File: 1489523936410.gif (1.94 MB, 853x480, a58a3f7e26ea2723b35ef037338245…)

>Eye see what you did there.

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486434

File: 1489524117743.png (235.48 KB, 700x664, 1349906615361.png)

>What I did?

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486435

File: 1489524162335.jpg (43.06 KB, 500x458, c73c29cdb77c0127b243cd6503bc91…)


Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486436

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>You did not behold what was to be saw :3

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486437

File: 1489524262569.jpg (236.66 KB, 640x800, __rias_gremory_high_school_dxd…)

>What meat is best meat for doggo?

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486438

File: 1489524306859.jpg (53.31 KB, 865x761, 1332719435436.jpg)

Czymsim [*Mako's evil laughter*]!ALOJZySkIc 41486441

File: 1489525074215.jpg (17.61 KB, 606x602, memes.jpg)

>gotta go sleep now, bai

Ace_noir!chrome.v2U 41486442

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486443

Connection errors all day, and now my keyboard is in some stupid french mode.
Yeah, hehe, could be anything! :O

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486445

File: 1489533038629.jpg (1.38 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_1052.JPG)

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486448

>What a good boy

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486449

File: 1489537570614.jpg (87.62 KB, 850x1202, sample-e1b05493319bf4501490a5b…)

>You're a good boy

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486450

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486451

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>What's up?

Le Mort 41486452

File: 1489537670660.jpg (13.86 KB, 227x225, 14670877_1124751627613987_2359…)

>You probably thought I was gone for good.

>So did I. Yet here I am. Woe.

>Hi everyone, how's things?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486453

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>Alright I guess.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486454

>No much! I had dinner :3

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486455

File: 1489538183537.gif (1.5 MB, 245x150, SvekEYC.gif)

>Whatcha have?

Le Mort 41486456

>Das gut.

>I see they stopped worrying about oversexualizing Samus.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486457

>Leftover pizza!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486458

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>This was like, from 5 years ago? Where you been?

>Hoo :o

Le Mort 41486459

File: 1489538434887.jpg (28.75 KB, 640x480, sddefault.jpg)

>Under a rock!

>I don't pay much attention to Nintendo anymore.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486460

File: 1489538472451.png (519.56 KB, 800x1131, __iowa_kantai_collection_drawn…)

>Man, I can't believe Jon Tron is dead.

Le Mort 41486461

File: 1489538649222.gif (922.19 KB, 480x270, c05.gif)

>Do you mean in a metaphorical or literal sense? Cause, he just uploaded a thing like 2 weeks ago lol

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486462

Le Mort 41486464

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>Believe it or not I actually feel like doing a thing. Anybody game?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486465

>I could!

Le Mort 41486466

File: 1489540649382.jpg (81.27 KB, 1280x720, sakamoto.jpg)

>Sweet! I got a talking cat, an antique store owner, and a mostly unremarkable human female, any preference?

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486468

>I'll take the cat!

Le Mort 41486470

File: 1489541431654.jpg (43.56 KB, 600x800, flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)

>As you wish.

>Aforementioned talking cat can be found curled up on the bar counter, batting a stale peanut between his paws. How he managed to get the peanut from the bowl without making a mess, and how he managed to resist the very feline urge to push the bowl off the counter, is anyone's guess.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486471

File: 1489541751138.jpg (239.85 KB, 1000x563, Bella's on your lap!.jpg)

>Bella sat nearby, smiling at him!

Le Mort 41486472

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>Morty whips his head around to look at her and freezes, eyes wide, paws extended halfway in a passable approximation of a goalkeeper's stance. He has the look of someone caught in the middle of something incredibly embarrassing.
"...How long have you been sitting there?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486473

File: 1489542418417.gif (535.82 KB, 500x280, Oh, did you want something.gif)

Hm...a few minutes?~

Le Mort 41486474

File: 1489542520018.jpg (54.75 KB, 500x315, Sakamoto-san.jpg)

"Oh. Well it's a good thing I didn't have any dignity left or else it would have died right there."

Numbers Station 41486475

File: 1489542625463.gif (210.61 KB, 500x500, 1482979720276.gif)

A figure consisting of radio static in a vaguely humanoid shape sits on a chair in the middle of the room at a table. It appears content to observe the bar for the time being... Though it wouldn't hurt to be interacted with.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486476

File: 1489542999184.jpg (393.37 KB, 1188x1024, I'm not evil, but I can be enc…)

Hehe, sorry~

Le Mort 41486477

File: 1489543087881.gif (68.91 KB, 380x640, 6610955c52fed5073e4616f2e059a9…)

>When suddenly, out of nowhere-

"Is that some kind of magic to hide what you really look like?"

>A blonde girl, probably about fifteen or sixteen by the look of her, sits at the table across from Fuzzy McStaticMan. She is dressed in a simple white dress, and isn't wearing shoes... which is probably a hazard to her health, considering her surroundings.

"It's cool. It's not like I haven't been caught doing stupid cat things before. At least this time I wasn't licking my butt or something."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486478

File: 1489543180501.png (272.33 KB, 444x590, A casual outfit.png)

>She smiled
That'd be slightly less cute...

Le Mort 41486479

File: 1489543346246.gif (421.35 KB, 500x281, tumblr_ln0v4gGezS1qzea6yo1_500…)

"Only slightly? Someone's open-minded when it comes to cute."
>He chuckles, and absently returns to knocking the peanut across the bar's surface, though with far less vigor and intensity than before.

Can't remember if Bella and Morty have interacted before. x.x

Numbers Station 41486480

File: 1489543514631.gif (302.03 KB, 500x500, 1483015337015.gif)

The staticy figure shakes it's lack of defined head. "I lack a true form, or at least, I mold my form into this one. It's as true as it is false. Though it could be construed as more of a projection..." It's voice sounds male, but it crackles with radio static a bit, like talking through a poor quality radio.

It holds up a hand, a cloud of static forming above it. "Would you care for anything, child? A drink? A snack? ...Some shoes?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486481

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>They have!
Hm, I also have a cat-guy for a husband, so I'm partial to them...not htat he licks himself, of course~

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486482

File: 1489543882034.jpg (62.38 KB, 750x750, Pink.jpg)

>Man, I can't believe Jon Tron is dead.

Numbers Station 41486483

File: 1489544167437.png (43.29 KB, 228x216, 53oWpSV.png)

>...The show or Jon Jafari himself?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486484

File: 1489544204910.jpg (91.46 KB, 500x500, Holy shit lol.jpg)

>I dunno why that posted.

>He's dead

Numbers Station 41486485

File: 1489544348626.gif (568.81 KB, 400x266, qfsBFKj.gif)

>Oh no! What happened?

Le Mort 41486486

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"That's about as vague an answer as I expected," she says with a small laugh. Though, her expression becomes more serious as soon as he makes his offer.

"I'm not supposed to accept gifts from strangers. Especially mysterious, probably dangerous strangers. Never know what kind of terms and conditions may apply."

She smiles again, though, the serious expression melting away as soon as it appeared. "Besides, I have shoes, I just don't like wearing them. Too constricting."

"Oh, he does. Just probably not where you can see."

>See here:

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486487

Hm, no, I'd know~
>gonna bbl, sorry! I'd be up for resuming if you're here when I get back :c

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486488

File: 1489544467030.webm (3.54 MB, 960x540, MFW memes.webm)

Le Mort 41486489

>I should be, maybe. Probably. :P

Numbers Station 41486491

File: 1489545373016.gif (1.98 MB, 500x294, 1488361315875.gif)

"You are a smart child, not everybody out there is a good being, but you have no need to worry about anything I give." The static cloud produces a yoyo, which the figure promptly starts playing with. I'm a creator, and on principle I'd rather not cause harm to any creation that isn't mine. I'd never put a price on anything I offer myself."

"What might your name be?" It asks, doing a trick with the yoyo, creating a triangle with the string, the yoyo at the bottom point.


>I'm gonna shove a toothbrush up your nose.

Numbers Station 41486492

>Honestly that should have come quicker but I didn't notice the connection error.

Numbers Station 41486493

File: 1489546021695.gif (957.8 KB, 500x221, 1488411789675.gif)

>I think I'm alone now because I didn't realize a post didn't send for about ten minutes.


Le Mort 41486494

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>You're fine, no worries.

"My, uh... mother, I guess, she stressed that sort of thing. But she was one of those mysterious, dangerous people whose gifts came with strings."

She shrugs, watching him play with the yoyo for a moment.

"I'm Annie. What's your name?"

>Nope I just took forever to type that shit xD

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486495

>Back! Still here?

Le Mort 41486496

Numbers Station 41486497

File: 1489546621334.gif (2.12 MB, 498x498, 1483089724367.gif)

>Oh thank goodness! I overreact to this sort of thing.

"I see, would make swnse she'd teach you to be wary of such tricks she pulls herself," it states, doing a likely impossible trick by doing the triangle thing with the Yoyo going up.

"As a creator, my creations have given me many names. I've become partial to Arcanon, so that's what I tell everybody to call me," It says, and rolls the yoyo up in one swift, swirly motion. Arcanon holds the yoyo out to Annie. "A pleasure to meet you, Annie."
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Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486499

File: 1489546773598.png (272.33 KB, 444x590, A casual outfit.png)

>Bella smiled
So, been up to any other fun cat things?~

Le Mort 41486500

File: 1489547218948.jpg (187.09 KB, 500x642, f1d332543cce4675dc104cdcd586a9…)

Annie gets an odd expression on her face, somewhere between confusion and annoyance, though it doesn't seem to be directed at anyone in particular.

"'Teach' probably isn't the right word, it's... complicated. Though, if anyone would understand it it would probably be someone like you."

"Pleased to meet you as well, Arcanon." She tentatively takes the toy from him, and immediately attempts the triangle trick he was doing earlier, with the results one would expect of a level zero amateur; she soon has the yoyo's string in a tangled mess around her fingers. Her expression is adorably perplexed.

"Oh, you know. Breaking cups, chasing red dots, catching rodents, that sort of thing. Don't worry, though, I let the mice go if they can talk."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486501

File: 1489547527051.jpg (375.05 KB, 942x727, How Ezzie and Bella's relation…)

>She giggled
THat's good...I think there are a couple around here~

Le Mort 41486503

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"Tell me about it. This one rat, Ted, I treated him to a drink after I caught him. Sort of an apology I guess. He turns out to be a great guy. But his wife is apparently cheating on him with some scumbag named Ron. If I ever catch Ron I'll conveniently forget my rule about not eating the talking rodents."

Numbers Station 41486504

File: 1489547890709.gif (210.61 KB, 500x500, 1482979720276.gif)

Arcanon gets a chuckle out of her attempts. "A complicated matter... Well, to be honest, I'm not sure what the bits are without context to place them in. I am usually the one to create such context. But I'm sure I'll figure out what you mean soon enough."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486505

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear...

Le Mort 41486506

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Annie lets out a long, slow sigh.
"Let me give it a try... My "mother" is a deity called Anima. Not sure how familiar you are with other creators besides yourself, but I know she wasn't familiar with you, or I would be as well. I call her my mother because it's simpler than explaining the whole situation. In reality, Anima's sanity had started to erode. She was a moderately powerful being, and she was aware of the damage she would be capable of should she ever fully lose control of herself. So, as a sort of defensive measure, she split herself into multiple fragments that each contained a tiny portion of her power. I'm one of those fragments. But for some reason I developed my own 'self' and chose not to return to Anima with the rest of the fragments when she eventually regrouped."

"You don't need to be sorry, it isn't your fault Ted married a bitch." Morty shrugs. "But enough about my friend's problems. How are things with you?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486507

File: 1489548873326.jpg (814.4 KB, 774x1250, Maid Catgirl Bella.jpg)

Oh, just fine! Husband is good, and so are the kids~

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486508

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>Went shopping recently.
>Got a few soups because they're pretty easy to make.
>Just open the can, warm it up.
>Got some low sodium soup on sale, to try it out.
>It was pretty good.
>Only thing it needed was some salt.
>Otherwise, I could get into eating those soups.

Le Mort 41486509

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"Oh crap, I'm super out of the loop. I didn't even know you had kids! You'd think that would have come up before. Or, maybe it did and I just forgot... My memory isn't as good as it used to be."

>Gets low sodium soup
>wants to put salt in it

>Why not just get regular soup then? xD

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486510

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>Because it's the healthier option! :3
>Also they're usually off to the side.
>You know, almost like they're at the edge of the isle as people have been brushing them aside to get regular soup.
>Could probably a lot more!
>Do they cost more?
>Or less?
>I dunno.
>But salt we always have!
>We bought salt once, still have salt to this day.
>Don't have soup everyday.

Le Mort 41486511

File: 1489549356454.png (245.82 KB, 500x500, Soq5tky.png)

>And if you need more salt, you can always go farm the League or Overwatch communities.

>Oh snap. Shots fire.

Numbers Station 41486512

File: 1489549380598.gif (133.17 KB, 636x863, 606110b7-9dc0-42e7-8e7d-da92fc…)

Arcanon nods his fuzzy static head in understanding. "That explains a lot. I was suspecting it involved a deity at some point, didn't think it would be you... I imagine you're a special part of her, or you had more power than the others, which would be why you gained your own personality."

"You're a special one, obviously. There's no doubt about that."

>"I bought salt once. Never again." - Cherry.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486513

File: 1489549407078.jpg (369.38 KB, 1280x1024, Actually, this book says you'r…)

>She giggled
THey're a couple years old, so...it might just be your memory.

Numbers Station 41486515


>This physically hurts to watch


Le Mort 41486516

"I don't have any of her power though. Aside from the circumstances of my birth, I'm human in just about every way. I just have the memories of a millenia-old being. And even most of those have faded into blurs and weirdly unsettling dreams by now. I'm not sure what could be special about me."

"Well, my brain is a lot smaller, now that I'm a cat. Might have something to do with it. ...And all the alcohol probably didn't help."

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486517

File: 1489550012432.jpg (279.85 KB, 576x741, __sorceress_dragon_s_crown_dra…)

>What Mort says: >>41486511
>I make my own salt.

>Fire Shots!

Le Mort 41486518





>.......Sorry, what? I was distracted by tits.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486519

File: 1489550133856.jpg (243.44 KB, 773x1000, Did someone mention casual sex…)

I don't think so, yeah...

Le Mort 41486520

File: 1489550334660.gif (226.9 KB, 312x176, tumblr_nmyx4a7VjZ1sv5749o1_400…)

>dat filename

"Not gonna say anything about the smaller brain comment? That was a perfect roast set up."

Numbers Station 41486521

File: 1489550338573.png (212.94 KB, 480x360, JsLPBrE.png)

"Well, you are just the shard of the full thing. Perhaps you will have powers in the future as you grow. Perhaps the ancient memories will give you insight to future issues."

"Not many make someone they don't intend to do anything with, after all." Arcanon states.




>...I'm sorry, what was I going on about again?

Le Mort 41486522

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"Somehow I don't find that reassuring. Thinking Anima actually has plans for me is nauseating. She may have acted like an angel but she was evil."


Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486523

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>>The Both of you ATM

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486524

File: 1489550619431.jpg (369.38 KB, 1280x1024, Actually, this book says you'r…)

>She smiled
I'm a little too polite, sorry~

Le Mort 41486525

File: 1489550706220.jpg (43.56 KB, 600x800, flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)

"Where's the fun in being polite? Life's too short. Especially for a cat."

>Is that an invitation? Wink wink nudge nudge etc etc

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486526

File: 1489551303313.png (370.06 KB, 700x466, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_draw…)

>Maybe? I dunno probably! Somebody has to :3

Le Mort 41486527

>Someone has to reach out and grab tits?

>*SIGH*. Fine. I'll do it. I volunteer.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486528

File: 1489551424368.jpg (284.43 KB, 918x832, Fav_Awoo.jpg)

>Specifically of the Doggo Girl Verity.
>Either Dog, Wolf, or Vixen.

Numbers Station 41486529

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"Not the someone I meant... But fair enough."

He tilts back in his chair. "I would think to help you in the future, but I have a strict no-interference rule for myself, though many of my creations would likely be willing to lend you a hand, claw, or whatnot if you ever meet them or need them. A few even visit this building."

>Absolutely. Not scrolling back through my phone to find the image I accidentally removed from image field by accidentally changing the page.


>Boobs are nice.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486530

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Hm, I don't know...
>Bella reached down to pet him!

Cypher 41486531

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486532

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>You may help too!
>But you better hurry, next up is cow girls.
>Then Cat Girls.
>Can't have Dog and Cat Girls right after the other.
>Things could get ugly.

Cypher 41486533

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>Cat girls best girls

Le Mort 41486534

>What a drag. :P

She giggles suddenly. "How am I to know your creations from any other random thing that visits here? Do they wear name tags? Do they have 'if lost, return to Arcanon' written on their butts?"

Morty arches his back, accepting the pets. Because who doesn't love pets?

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486535

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>I myself enjoy a cat girl from time to time.
>Vixen are probably my favorite.
>But Cows always had that certain soft spot that I quite liked.
>In fact! Two soft spots.
>Maybe they're all soft.
>Low on Drags tonight!
>They are coming tomorrow night.

Le Mort 41486536

>Aww, no traps, huh?


Cypher 41486537

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>Though dragon girls are better than everything else :P

Numbers Station 41486538

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>I'll take the cow-girl!

"I have a certain way I do things, so you might notice a pattern in various creations of mine, though it isn't consistent... A fair number of them that come here have blue jackets, now that I think about it... Only one actually has a name tag."

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486539

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>The drags coming are gonna be smoking hot!

>You could even say that night things will be on fire!


>The joke is that I'm talking about Dragons.

>Didn't want it to... Drag-on

>There's always a heat to a dragon.
>And not the same type of heat that I like from Vixens.
>I mean that they have a belly fire! :O
>So they can have quite a temper.
>Normally people, they say "Don't have a cow man!"
>But you!
>Do have a cow, man.

Le Mort 41486540

>I know what you meant, I was trying to make a joke about boys dressing like girls... y'know, "in drag". Lol

"I was sort of hoping it was the second option. That would have been more fun. But it might have gotten awkward if I had to go check everyone's butt for your name."

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486541

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>Speaking about boys in drag, and girly boys in general, where is Bella at?
>I haven't seen him in a bit.

Le Mort 41486542

>I have absolutely no idea.

Numbers Station 41486543

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"Oh please, like I'd sign my creations. I make universes when I'm bored. Signing a universe just causes problems when the denizens of said universe find your name written out."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486544

>Sorry, I went for muffins :p

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486545

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>I'll wait by the exit.
>That way if he comes by, or leaves, I'll catch him.
>You gotta be able to make a Moo-ove to impress her though!
>It worked! :D

Le Mort 41486546

"Well I guess the solution to that would be to write your name so large that they wouldn't even be able to perceive it!"

>Share. D:<


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486547

>Nuh, I made them so they are mine!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486548

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Numbers Station 41486549

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>The correct way to start is with cake.

"But at that point you've ruined it! It's like you took a canvas, wrote your name in massive print, and didn't have any room left for painting the image! It'd be the worst thing since the bread de-slicer!" He states, the joke being it's the opposite of sliced bread.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486550

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>Go on.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486551

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486552

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>It's me we're talking about here.
>Let's tone it down with this other people talk, and just focus in on me :3

Le Mort 41486553

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"A bread de-slicer sounds pretty convenient, actually," she replies, the joke flying so far over her head it may as well be a bird in the sky. "All those messed up, uneven slices. A nightmare."


Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486554

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>They are supposed to be!
>They're healing items.
>For many sizes of Adventurer.
>From the Elf to the Fighter.

Le Mort 41486555

>They're bigger than her tits! And those are bigger than her head! Therefore by extension it's bigger than her head!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486556

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>I think we're losing focus on what should be eaten in this picture here.

Numbers Station 41486557

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>Then the next morning, I make an omelette. Cheese and bacon filled, maybe ham as well. Hash browns on the side.

>Now I want to make that for breakfast, but I don't want to wait for the bacon to cook... Wait, I should have bacon leftover from the other night! I fried a bunch of bacon bits! Huzzah!

"I mean, for a baguette, sure, but not a normal loaf! Then you'd have to slice it again!" Perhaps he was being serious about the bread de-slicer being a thing...

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486558

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>I was thinking about having a similar meal!
>You know what this means?
>I have ESP :O

Le Mort 41486559

>...The table?

"I guess the moral of the story is, 'measure twice, cut once.'" She nods sagely, as if dispensing great wisdom.

Numbers Station 41486560

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>No, you have good taste in breakfast foods!
>There's a difference! It's functionally the same, but subtlely different!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486561

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>Wrong answer, it's the her!
>You should want to eat her up :3
>I just had a rare case of Deja Vu!
>Definitely ESP.

Le Mort 41486562

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>I'm not a cannibal. I don't eat people.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486563

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>There is a lot of cannibals here.
>Get the hunger!

Arcanon Station 41486564

Arcanon chuckles. "Or you could find who messed up your bread and tell them to try again and do it right this time!"

>But deja vu is having a feeling you've done something before!
>You just loaded your quicksave!

Cypher 41486565

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Le Mort 41486566

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>This picture, I like it

Cypher 41486567

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486568

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>That means I now have special knowledge that I can use up to the point I needed to reload the save.
>I have a Kitty like that.
>She is a very kind kitty.Very big :3

Le Mort 41486569

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"I feel like we've gone very far from our original topic, here."

>*insert appropriate response here*

Cypher 41486570

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>Bastet best kitty

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486571

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>She is a very good Kitty!
>Got Very Tig Bitties.

Cypher 41486572

>Big Fat Cat Tats

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486573

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>What makes her special though is she takes good care of her kitties.
>A good mum :3

>And yes.

Cypher 41486574

>Dawww, mama kitty :3

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486575

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>She also got a lil bit of magic, so she can make her kitties all small again.
>That way they'll mostly want to nap with her all curled up cozy :3

Numbers Station 41486576

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>No, this is mental time travel!

>ESP is knowing already, so the quicksave isn't used.

"Indeed, what were we talking about? It was likely serious..."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486577

>That gif
>Cue Hannah-Barbara running noise

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486578

>Then how come you're aware of the reset?
>Shouldn't you not know, but just me because I reloaded?
>Or is the quicksave/quickreload to this spot where everyone is aware of it because of how bad it got? :O

Cypher 41486579


Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486580

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>Yup! Good kitty :3

Numbers Station 41486581

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>And look at this shit.

>Undertale way it's done. I know you reset, got some deja vu, but not sure what you did...

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486582

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>Hey it's a good thing I played through that game, I got that reference! :3
>Came in handy after all.

Le Mort 41486583

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>Sorry, i gotta go to bed. Work tomorrow. See you guys later.

Numbers Station 41486584

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>Everybody knows Undertale right now. Everybody. Mostly because memes.

>It was not a ridky gamble to assume that you had some knowledge of it.

>Sleep tight!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486585

>But there's also counter culture!
>What if I was all huffy and was upset that a thing was popular, and made it my mission in life to not be a part of any of it? :3

Numbers Station 41486586

>Then you miss out on things because you make a conscious decision to be a twat.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486587

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>You'd be surprised how many people are like that :3

Numbers Station 41486588

>I'm well aware there are people out there who are twats.

>I should be heading for bed soon.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486589

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>Good! Then you won't be disappointed :3

Numbers Station 41486590

>I can be disappointed, just not surprised by it.

>I say this even though my worldview is "Most people are inclined to be good because most people aren't jerks in real life!"

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486591

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>I don't have a world view because aren't you supposed to be a part of the world to have one?
>It's like getting a license to a boat if you aren't anywhere near a sea.
>If I don't see or experience anything, then I won't be able to fail the requirements of doing things :3

Numbers Station 41486592

>I have no driver's license.
>I can't just travel from enclosed sealed pressurized space to enclosed sealed pressurized space.
>I have to expose myself to people, nature, and the outside world if I want to go anywhere.
>And really, people are cool. =)

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486593

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>You know, I lost my SIN card coming back from Niagara Falls.
>Never did get it back.
>That was like 2 years ago.
>Pretty cool place.

>I wonder if I'll make my own Pepe.

Numbers Station 41486594

>Dunno, but I gotta go to sleep.

>Talk some more tomorrow?

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486595

>Sure I'll be around!

Numbers Station 41486596

>Alright! Later!

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486597

>Goodnight Numbers!

Ammie(Mobile Bun)!e3kpSpikeM 41486598

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Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41486599

><steals for cuddles>
>I am heading to sleep now, but it's good to see you!

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486608

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Numbers Station 41486611

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>I am alive once more.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486617

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486622

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>I need something cool to say right about now.

Bad Sneaky Bear 41486623

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486625

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486639

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>I found the beest falling animation ever.

>How remarkable it is, an landmark in animation!

>Let's review it!

>First! There is a bunch of bees flying in formation, standard bee stuff.

>Then it shows the bee smoker, which is then used to spray the bees with green gas, because we all know green gas is either poison, or smells really bad.
>It shows a close up on a bee, and clearly the gas is very effective, as he then keels over.
>He leans forward, freezes in the air, and fades to black.
>And as such with the classics, any falling scene must have the whistle falling effect. On par with the old Roadrunner cartoons.
>So very well done.
>I give it Four Stars.
>Watch Bee Movie.

Numbers Station 41486641

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486642

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>Reminds me of Portal, but in Portal, you don't have that much control of your momentum in the air, so you probably couldn't recreate this in a portal level.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41486643


>Reminds me of the PS2 startup screen

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486644

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>I remember finding a PS1 in a garage with a classic car and it had a few games with it in a house I once lived in.
>Still worked, cords controller and everything.
>It was for a while the only video game system we had.

>Did you know that the startup to the Playstation 2 is based on your memory card?

>If you have no memory card, there will be no blocks.
>If you have a Memory card in with data, then it'll represent them with blocks?

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41486645


>That pause in the PS1 startup....god damn, the memories of hoping.

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486646

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>I keep bookmarking pages on my browser because ctrl + d is a bookmark shortcut, but in the Sims CTRL + WASD lets you move around the screen and such, and I play the Sims in a window.
>I've bookmarked so many pages so far.
>I don't use bookmarks at all, but it always annoys me to see that a page has been bookmarked like 10 times as I'm clicking from my game to my browser.

>But yeah! I don't remember much after that, lost that PS1 Years ago.

>I remember playing it once.

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41486647


>Same with my PS2. I actually own 2 working PS1s

μανιακ 41486648

>tfw gradually slipping back into touhoufaggotry

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486649

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>When did the last game get published for the PS2?
>Long life span.
>Can't deny that.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486650

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>Get fucked

Cyan Hide !YDuRgiNpKs 41486651


>I got my PS3 around that time lol

μανιακ 41486652


>Cute grill

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486653

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μανιακ 41486654



Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486655

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>No longer exist.

>Wats up?

μανιακ 41486656

>bugger all

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486657

>Do somethin then!

μανιακ 41486658



Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486659

Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486660

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>Damn :O



>Connection errors!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486662

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Cherry (MiMiMi)!pr/donor/2 41486663

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>Whenever my cat is biting, I rub his cheeks and he thinks it's a game, or tries to nap.
>He likes his cheeks rubbed.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41486664

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