"The Weeaboocalypse will ensue! Only the most desu kawaii will survive!"
Morry pulled out a six pack of beers.
"Ugh. Anyway.We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played.
The same stage. Nobody took it apart in the months between.. We ran in happly.
That's a lot of happiness for a buncha depressed goffs. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy!
Remember when My Immortal was about suffering and depression?Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother.
... See, I know couples who break up over oggling other in public. Fucking getting boners in public? That's a paddlin'. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants.
If only the rest of the story was as well written as Tara's costume porn. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive.
I'm just imagining them doing these all in the span of three seconds. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!
And cracked the entire pack.
"Imagine this, dear watchers. Volsemort and the Death Dealers
- which is A: wrong, B: a great name for a band actually- manage to wear masks that make them look completely identical to the cast of My Chemical Romance, sound exactly like the cast of My Chemical Romance, and play the music exactly the same way My Chemical Romance plays it. This, while also being pureblood wizards with complete and utter disgust for anything muggle- which My Chemical Romance are- and also perfectly memorizing their songs.
There's no evidence this is magic. They clearly didn't use Polymorph juice to look like the cast of My Chemical Romance because they had masks. They had no reason to do this. This is just pure, undiluted lazy, piss-poor writing that serves nothing but have another gratuitous cameo of My Chemical Romance."
Morry took a bite out of one of the cans.
"In other news, My Chemical Romance stopped sounding like anything more than gibberish six minutes ago."