"Kiddo, I am the progeny of an ancient cosmic horror that makes mankind look like insignificant ants."
She sat down.
"And this makes me roll for San damage.
“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
... Is he Spock now? I swear to god he's spock now.
I didn't know getting shot with a wand makes you Spock.
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
... What the fuck? How do you yell in "madly"-?
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly-"
Morry paused, looking at it.
"... Triumele-Jeeeeesus Fucking Christ
riding on a tricicle.
“The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
...Someone used actual logic here. Holy shit.
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
...Well maybe if you stopped bleeding all over the fucking place.
“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
Yes. I too rub my hands on a clook after I jerk it."
Morry stopped, taking a swig.
"Fucking A', man."