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Donut Bar: Choosing Dogs Edition Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466060[Last 50 Posts]

#Open#Canon: Donut Bar#Cross-canon#Chill#Shipping#General#Free-form#Silly#Courtsey/Common Sense/Fun#May contain squeaky toys

All cities have bark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the woof door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BARK

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass doggy treat looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading:
“Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."
On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
Today on the menu: fresh bones, granny's slippers, squirrels chased from the park and Snausages®

The bar is NOT auto-ruff, and it will stay that way.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Topics tonight include:
>What dog would you choose/have chosen?
>What dog race do you like very much but don't have it for some reason? What is the reason?
>Which breed is a freak of nature and shouldn't exist?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The Bar is now: OPEN!

>previous thread: https://www.ponychan.net/rp/res/41463779+50.html

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466062

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>As I never had a dog, I'm not gonna talk much on the topic.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466063

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"...Jesus fuck. That's one more down."
Morry giggled.

Punished Derple 41466064

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466065

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Another! Let's fucking do this. Artist note for you, using the word artist in the broadest fucking definition and still feelin' bad afterwards.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466066

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>borkizzle to the shizzle, I am SNOOP DEE OH DOUBLE GEE

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466067

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"This is fucking poetry compared to some of the things I saw.
When we're done with this we're doing Thirty Hs. It's this thing except on Death Metal.
Ay En:
I sed stup flaming, ok
Stop throwing fuel into the fire, then.
ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!
... I'm calling her Enoby nut Mary Su from now on.
DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent!
Remember kids! Being in love means your whole personality changes for a person!
Dey nu eechodder b-four okay.
... No words."

Cyan Hide 41466068

>Woo! Beat Iron Kind! Boo! Can't get Chaos Storm because they put a phantom there...I'll come back at the end of the game, maybe after using a soul vessel to get enough faith to use flash sweat

Renamon-Senpai 41466069

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>Sup all?

Cyan Hide 41466070


>Not much! You?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466071

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...Okay, I'm starting to get concerned here. It sounds like she used a speech-to-text device and had a stroke.

But still shat out a chapter so I guess she totes okay. Ahem


I shoulted, what the fuck do you think you are doing? Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. What the fucking hell? I asked angrily.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466072

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>I found these awesome food stickers on the internet!

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466073

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"And then they fell to their deaths, the end.
“Ebony?” he asked.

God, Kiddo, this is some of the best dialogue in history."
She downed the rest of her beer.

Renamon-Senpai 41466074

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>Killed a couple dragons today! X3

Cyan Hide 41466075


>Noice! Which game?

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466076

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♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466077

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>So. This is what they replaced Trixie's awesome news show with. This. This abomination.
>Trixie will remember this. Oh yes. Yes she will. As soon as Trixie's cape tumbles dry she will exact her revenge! Her terrible, terrible revenge-
>..did Trixie add softener?

meɪniæk 41466078


>No he did it literally.

>Ever wonder why you don't see so many of them these days?

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466079

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Renamon-Senpai 41466080

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>In Monster Hunter Generations.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466081

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No way bitch, this shit got like a zillion more chapters. We doing this to the end.

>She pushed an unopened bottle of whiskey to Morry with a grin.

What? I snapped. Draco leaned in extra-close - as opposed to regular close, you know, Morry. It means it's serious as shit.

Extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes-


He was wearing color contacts, she says in brackets. Of course, to complete the prison bitch look and ensure no one ever is gona take this shit seriously.

Which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then I suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

...Dude. Fucking... dude. Morry. Morry his depressing sorrow eyes were so evilnessful that she wasn't mad anymore.

Cyan Hide 41466082

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>I need to start playing that lol.


>"I thought your hat and cloak were starched anyway."

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466083

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>not using vaporwave letters
>not having emojis in the name field

>That's where you went wrong.

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466084

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♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466085

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Cyan Hide 41466086

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>"Well, aren't you a rude pony?"

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466087

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>Ponies are so 2012!

Punished Derple 41466088

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>Oh, it's that one horse.

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466089

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♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466090

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Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466091

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"God fucking dammit."
Morry pulled the cap away with her teeth.
"Oh well. The best meme is close."
She chugged it like juice.

Cyan Hide 41466092


>Sharks are so 2015

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466093

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>Did you look in the mirror lately? Because oh boi does Trixie have a surprise for you.

Renamon-Senpai 41466094

>Do iiiiit

Punished Derple 41466095

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>Yeah, I look exactly like I always have.

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466096

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>So, why the long face then?

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466097

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>ye fokkin 'ead is bashed in

Punished Derple 41466098

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>Because I'll never actually get to snuggle a poni.

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466099

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Cyan Hide 41466100

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>Get on Trixie's stage with a mic

>"You know what happens to people who are rude to me? You know what happens?"


♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466101

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>Well that's what you get for earning a restraint order

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466102

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I'm starting to get invested in this shit, really.

And then... Ellipsis... Suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly againist a tree.


>She shrugged.

He took of - yes, single "f" - he took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.

Morry, she even took off her bra. This shit's serious, how are we still sitting?

Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

>Kiddo was having a very hard time not bursting out laughing at this point.

Oh! Oh! Oh! I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became warm. And then, ellipsis-

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466103

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>Trixie doesn't get it.

Punished Derple 41466104

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>Hang on, here's a quote from my lawyer:
>"She did it because she likes you"

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466105

Cyan Hide 41466106

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Why do you talk in third person?

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466107

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>Derpy isn't a lawyer, she's on muffin addiction treatment and bakery assault related probation

Punished Derple 41466108

>Okay, so she's been disbarred. But she still serves as my legal counsel and according to her the best way to settle this is to hug you.

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466109

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>Because of Trixie's posh and upperclass upbringing, fit of one with blue blood in her veins.

>Alas, the restraint order is in place so Trixie guesses you'll have to make due with an iron lamp post! Just make sure to take a shower before you do, and to be still wet as you do. Don't worry about winter cold, it's good for the scrofules.

Cyan Hide 41466111

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>1) You're from Trottingham and you wanted to be a magician when you grew up.

>2)Did somebody saw blue blood? That's my dad.

Punished Derple 41466112

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>Joke's on you, I live in the south. By the time I hug the lamp post, I'll be dry!

>On fire, even.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466113

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Morry, just sniling knowingly, closed her eyes and took a long, deep breath throughout Kiddo's reading, waiting for the perfect moment, before...
This post was edited by its author on .

Cyan Hide 41466114


>I've been waiting for this line XD

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466115

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>Trixie is willing to settle for you, on fire, hugging a red hot iron lamppost. Proceed!

>Trixie is flattered by you researching her life so thoroughly! She will be more than willing to accept your wooing attempt.



>*Trixie runs away!*

Punished Derple 41466116

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>Oh, wonderful. She's gone.

>Now I can stop hiding the dakimakura.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466117

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>Kiddo yelped, startled, and fell off her chair!

>BRB sorry

♠The Possibly Tipsy Trixie♠ !V0Sigil9Z6 41466118

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Punished Derple 41466119

>Oh! When did you get here?

>...at least it's not an anatomically-correct body pillow.

Renamon-Senpai 41466120

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Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466121

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"And that, boys and girls, is how to deliver a dramatic line."
Morry took a triumphant sip.
"It was, dot dot dot dot dot, Dumbledore. Exclamation mark."

Punished Derple 41466122

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>So Rooster Teeth not only ruined RWBY they ruined the RWBY game

>How do you fuck up a character-action game based on RWBY

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466123

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>I think this pic will be useful for many Donut Bar sluts characters.

meɪniæk 41466124

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Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466125

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>Now it's too late, you wasted too much meme power.

Punished Derple 41466126

>Is that a dog in an EVA flightsuit.

meɪniæk 41466127


>I think you'll find that they're called plugsuits, FAG

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466128

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>Still a cute doge tho...

Punished Derple 41466129

>I don't give a fuck, I'm too busy raging over how badly Rooster Teeth keeps fucking up.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466130

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>Can you explain how they fucked it up exactly?
>Because I can't tell from your earlier post or the steam store page.

Cyan Hide 41466131


>I looked in the steam comments. It seems like the games 2 hours long, 20 bucks, and has shittons of DLC

Punished Derple 41466132

>DISCLAIMER: This is based on other user's reviews.
>According to reviews, the arenas are so large that you can reliably beat most of the monsters by backpedaling and shooting.
>Further, there's also some graphical fuckery, but that first bit is much more important.
>See, RWBY (the show) is mostly focused on cool-as-fuck usage of weapons that are simultaneously big melee weapons and kickass guns.
>Note that the weapons are both melee and ranged.
>Note that, because of the overly-large levels, you never have to use the weapons as anything other than a gun.
>This defeats the purpose of having a scythe-rifle, because you could just have a regular rifle that does the same thing, and effectively tells the player to not bother with half the combat mechanics.

>Compare to Devil May Cry 4. Combat takes place in tight arenas where, while you have a little room to maneuver, you can't really stand off at a distance and shoot enemies to death. Further, your guns don't do nearly as much damage as your sword, although that's a little harder to justify with Ruby's sniper-scythe gun than it is with a revolver. This combines to encourage the player to get in close, and the style-ranking system on top of that encourages the player to use all of their options to fight their enemies in a flashy, over-the-top style. You know, like in a certain Rooster Teeth series.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466133

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>Well, I just looked at the top comments, which were all positive, and the number where there are over six times more positive comments...

>Oh, I see. Seems like a waste, yeah.
>Good that you compared it to DMC4, because I actually played that one. Though all the time I was thinking guns could be better in it, mostly I didn't like auto-aiming much (I played it on PC, being used to use mouse to shoot).

>Also, I never watched RWBY and don't know any of Rooster Teeth works :3

Punished Derple 41466134

>Yeah, but guns weren't really all that important in any of the DMC games.

>This is the first trailer. The trailers are easily the best part of the show itself.


Punished Derple 41466135

>And THIS is my favorite trailer.
>I'm already getting ideas for my own take on a RWBY game. Definitely would incorporate that ammo-switch thing, maybe as a super mode.
>Each character would get a unique movement ability (like Ruby's spinning scythe slashes, or Yang's quick-step), as well as unique melee and ranged attacks...
>It'd be a lot of work, but a good game is a lot of work.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466136

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>That scythe rifle is kinda cool, but... it all looks 2edgy4me.
>It looks like you took teenager deviantART works and turned it into animation. All the aspects of it: the colour choice, the fashion choice, the mango art style, the setting, the music, the crude animation...

>I say no.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466137

>RWBY is bad now, possibly has always been, stop talking about it

Cyan Hide 41466138

>I still like RWBY. Hell, I think it's better now than the first 2 seasons.

Punished Derple 41466139

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>It's a personal preference thing. I'm able to get past the 5edgy3me.

>It was so much better before Monty Oum left us--
>...get out

meɪniæk 41466140

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Cyan Hide 41466141


>People forget. RWBY was a flawed gem, loved for its cheesiness probably more than for its characters "This one's the happy one, this ones the snooty bitchy one who warms to everybody, DO THESE FLAT CHLICHES LOOK FAMILIAR?!" And the animation. My god, the old animation. I could make a smoother fight scene with stop motion lego.

>It's no longer cheesy and is now all about serious storylines, real character exploration and REALLY good animation. I can kinda get why it's generally no liked. It's kinda the opposite of before.

>But I prefer it like this.

Punished Derple 41466142

>"REALLY good animation"
>You mean like how they took all the weight out of Ruby's movement in season 4?

Cyan Hide 41466143


>What does that even mean?

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466144

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>And voice acting is bad too! And...

>OKay, nevermind the other details I didn't like. Just go enjoy your show. I'll just never ask anyone again about it.

>You don't need to tell me that, you know Marty better than I do.

meɪniæk 41466145


>I'm just disappointed you found out who he was :c

Punished Derple 41466146

>You know how in movies where a character has super speed, they make a WOOSH noise when they use that super speed?

>That makes the movement feel like there's more force behind it: it adds what animators call "weight" to the movement.

>And, when Rooster Teeth decided to do away with the gunshot noise every time a character moves in a fight...

>You guessed it, it makes the movement feel a lot less like movement and a lot more like bullshit.

Cyan Hide 41466147


>There are still gunshots, just not every two seconds, only when she's using the gun.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466148

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>You are?
>Oh, then let me tell you where you made a mistake: you included his name in one of the filenames and that was enough info for me to find him.

meɪniæk 41466149

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>Aaaaah, of course

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466150

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Punished Derple 41466151

>You mean like when she uses it to move around quickly?
>Oh, wait, they got rid of that. Now there's no effects when she moves, meaning that it looks like she's just being moved around by an animator instead of using some kind of power to move fast.
>Oh, and they also lost all the dynamic camera work that Monty had. There's exactly one moment in the Red trailer where the camera stops moving, in the shot where all the Grimm parts are flying up into the sky. Moving the camera around during a shot helps make the scene feel more action-packed and interesting, and in a digital medium there is no reason *not* to have your camera move around during moments of high action.
>There is also far less interaction between Ruby's gun and her scythe; she almost never uses the two in tandem during the Season 4 trailer, whereas she only uses the gun without the scythe for the opening 5 seconds or so of the Red trailer's fight and only uses the scythe by itself for a couple of swings.
>90% of the appeal of RWBY is the stupid-coolness of having a GUN that is also a SCYTHE. But as the show went on, she used the GUNSCYTHE less as a GUNSCYTHE and more as a SCYTHE that is occasionally a GUN.

>TL;DR: When Monty died, almost all of the show's creative spark died with it, and the people who were left made dumbass decisions. And it makes me mad.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466152

File: 1483999572197.png (180.6 KB, 260x260, 1483829209974.png)

>Well... even without that I'd find him quickly with magic of reverse image search.

I'm the one who listened when they said "learn to use google"!



Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466153

File: 1483999670299.jpg (46.62 KB, 520x312, Me all the time.jpg)

Punished Derple 41466154

File: 1483999751131.jpg (16.59 KB, 370x444, hors.jpg)

>I'm gonna go grab lunch. And cry over Monty Oum's grave as he spins in it.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466155

File: 1483999972835.png (Spoiler Image, 318.83 KB, 800x1010, tumblr_ntfyg1d1GF1tm1zu3o1_128…)

Bad Sneaky Bear 41466157

File: 1484000458576.jpg (33.92 KB, 384x384, IMG_0972.JPG)

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466158

File: 1484000555733.png (200.32 KB, 483x512, so much love.png)

>dat piece of iron

Bad Sneaky Bear 41466159

File: 1484001103809.png (890.89 KB, 1280x717, IMG_0966.PNG)

>oh noooo

meɪniæk 41466161


>Dicks make everything better

Bad Sneaky Bear 41466162

Renamon-Senpai 41466163


Numbers Station 41466164

File: 1484001594525.jpg (186.85 KB, 1024x1280, Centipede.jpg)

Renamon-Senpai 41466165

>It's a trap!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466166

File: 1484001743089.jpg (622.12 KB, 986x899, 2mares1doll_byRaggsy.jpg)

meɪniæk 41466167

Renamon-Senpai 41466168

File: 1484001856567.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

Numbers Station 41466169

File: 1484002215145.png (67.27 KB, 578x612, Ave Omnissiah.png)

>She just wants a hug!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466170

File: 1484002505097.jpg (157.49 KB, 441x467, obey, slave_byRaggsy.jpg)

Renamon-Senpai 41466171

File: 1484002549032.jpg (43.66 KB, 485x810, fancy and I know it.jpg)


>Ew, yes.

Renamon-Senpai 41466172

File: 1484005554340.jpg (61.45 KB, 728x1096, Well it ain't taking itself of…)

>Aaaaaand silence.

meɪniæk 41466173

File: 1484005624662.jpg (37.5 KB, 450x362, ugly.jpg)

Renamon-Senpai 41466174

File: 1484005791643.png (478.28 KB, 800x1000, 01_by_nurinaki-d9t1vlg.png)

Cyan Hide 41466175

File: 1484005843722.png (169.1 KB, 962x1024, large (4).png)


>Nah, you're beautiful!

Renamon-Senpai 41466176


meɪniæk 41466177

Renamon-Senpai 41466178

File: 1484006067650.png (354.24 KB, 852x480, Oh hey, lunch! How thoughtful!…)

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466179

File: 1484006095490.gif (518.29 KB, 2046x1719, lewdrape.gif)

meɪniæk 41466180


>*Baps on the nose*


>It's somehow midnight already

Renamon-Senpai 41466181

File: 1484006193857.gif (1.67 MB, 268x380, Cocky nom.gif)

>Pick an option!

>It's only about 6 here!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466182

File: 1484006198205.gif (1006.59 KB, 2046x1719, blinkrape.gif)

meɪniæk 41466183


>No, that's worse.

Numbers Station 41466184

File: 1484006255809.png (442.15 KB, 1254x903, Epic.png)

>I was JUST about to comment on that.

>And i forgot to press reply

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466185

File: 1484006273846.gif (578.32 KB, 2046x1719, blinklewd.gif)

meɪniæk 41466186


>...This is an improvement, at least.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466187

File: 1484006335253.jpg (157.49 KB, 441x467, obey, slave_byRaggsy.jpg)

meɪniæk 41466188


>No, stop dat.

Renamon-Senpai 41466189

File: 1484006491637.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)


>Should I get popcorn?

Numbers Station 41466190

File: 1484006801394.png (14.93 KB, 818x142, Game of Thrones Anon 2.png)


>Anybody want to do things when I finish food?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466191

File: 1484006939786.jpg (349.83 KB, 931x1200, Sununy_byRaggsy_safe.jpg)

meɪniæk 41466192

File: 1484007006134.jpg (233.43 KB, 1200x1600, Felicia Nun.jpg)


>Gonna do anything more substantial than posting lewds?

Renamon-Senpai 41466193

File: 1484007036260.jpg (31.71 KB, 439x600, This is as uncomfortable as it…)

>*raises paw hand*

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466194

>Feel like RPing?

meɪniæk 41466195


>Sure, something pretty chill though.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466196

File: 1484007196320.jpg (146.44 KB, 1215x1000, hugging wife_byRaggsy_grayscal…)

>Varmus just trot-trotted into the Bar?

meɪniæk 41466197

File: 1484007234668.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


>Snoozy Gretchen waves lazily to him.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466198

File: 1484007311209.gif (163.43 KB, 1420x1255, implying.gif)

>Snazzy Varmus waved back and trotted over!

meɪniæk 41466199

File: 1484007382177.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Something different about you? You've got some sorta extra flash about you today.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466200

File: 1484007644281.jpg (23.71 KB, 500x279, bleach_byRaggsy.jpg)

I am feeling pretty animated, yeah.

meɪniæk 41466201

File: 1484007720797.png (433.13 KB, 554x788, sleep.png)


How can you be so full of beans at this time of night? I'm - yawn - pretty much running on fumes here.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466202

File: 1484007837414.jpg (105.57 KB, 800x709, killing me softly.jpg)

I had coffee. It was delicious and I had to use a knife and fork on it.

meɪniæk 41466203

File: 1484007882602.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


...Frozen coffee? Jellified coffee?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466204

File: 1484007912949.png (68.82 KB, 540x441, qpB625K.png)

Strong coffee.

meɪniæk 41466205

File: 1484007968738.png (193.85 KB, 320x600, Panic!.png)


Why do you even need coffee? You barely sleep at all!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466206

File: 1484008080066.jpg (207.33 KB, 598x620, SWIGGITY SWOOTY.jpg)

I know, right? I'm on my current record, thirty seven days!

meɪniæk 41466207

File: 1484008162590.png (611.47 KB, 1000x1000, I wonder.png)


I guess the coffee is what's helping you break your record, huh?

So tell me, is there a reason for all this?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466208

File: 1484008359752.jpg (33.38 KB, 625x637, heh.jpg)

Science. For science.

meɪniæk 41466209

File: 1484008455631.png (39.08 KB, 234x210, This guy serious.png)


>She huffs.

A lotta stuff has been done in the name of science, you know! A lotta bad stuff!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466210

File: 1484008704348.png (112.61 KB, 704x556, I helped_byRaggsy.png)

That's indeed true.

meɪniæk 41466211

File: 1484008834448.png (44.41 KB, 283x227, Tentacles, really.png)


...So you don't have anything better than that huh?
>She pokes you in the chest, grinning.
Where's Varmustein's monster?

Numbers Station 41466212

File: 1484009060387.jpg (177.4 KB, 1200x1111, Chaotic.jpg)

>*Slowly lowers it*

Renamon-Senpai 41466213

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466214

File: 1484009140615.png (70.96 KB, 331x510, que_byRaggsy.png)

Well, it happened in alternate reality. EBot sent fourteen Varmuses to hospital.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466215

File: 1484009198650.gif (339.71 KB, 500x655, Juice.gif)

meɪniæk 41466216

File: 1484009217185.png (46.71 KB, 314x189, An eye for an eye.png)


This seems like a, uh, plausibly implausible story.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466217

File: 1484009329802.png (252.82 KB, 781x801, sawitall_byRaggsy.png)

I know, right?

meɪniæk 41466218

File: 1484009380303.png (42.83 KB, 300x300, gretchenfaic.png)


So aren't you gonna divulge the juicy details?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466219

Roll 1d20 = 19

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466220

File: 1484009441685.png (2.95 MB, 1280x1280, Rarity made lunch.png)

Hospital because pelvis injuries. Do you really want details?

meɪniæk 41466221

File: 1484009515191.png (44.41 KB, 283x227, Tentacles, really.png)


Urk, perhaps not so much then.

Punished Derple 41466222

>I just had to replace a fuse on my scooter.

>Fun stuff.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466223

File: 1484009767124.png (145.71 KB, 987x804, zzz_byRaggsy.png)

There we go. Threat contained, from what I know.

Numbers Station 41466224

File: 1484009774065.png (113.18 KB, 1851x864, orc hitler.png)

>*Raises it again*

meɪniæk 41466225

File: 1484009888836.png (46.71 KB, 314x189, An eye for an eye.png)


I'm sure we're all glad. You get into enough shenanigans in a month that'd satisfy anyone else in a liifetime.

Renamon-Senpai 41466226

File: 1484009981574.jpg (59.97 KB, 700x949, Feline got your tongue.jpg)

>I found out there's a parody of Wicked called Twisted.

>It's Disney's Aladdin... told from Jafar's point of view.

>There's a "title drop song" where all of the other villains give their motivations

>And even THEY are disgusted by Cruella, because she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>To quote the song:

>"I only WANTED a coat made of puppies!"

>"You're not helping! *to Jafar* Disregard that."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466227

File: 1484010111368.png (112.61 KB, 704x556, I helped_byRaggsy.png)

Oh, come on, it's not that bad. Currently just trying to help Octy, Cephy, Jen and Thousand.

meɪniæk 41466228

File: 1484010199534.png (46.71 KB, 314x189, An eye for an eye.png)


I don't know what they're up to. To be honest I don't know any of them too well.

Numbers Station 41466229

>Good for you! I biked a whole bunch and learned that I was a lot thirstier than I thought!


Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466230

File: 1484010218816.jpg (72.05 KB, 850x850, __iowa_kantai_collection_drawn…)

>Anyone want an Ary?

Punished Derple 41466231


dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466232

File: 1484010491084.jpg (136.26 KB, 479x575, derpface.jpg)

It's a shame. They're really sweet people.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466233

File: 1484010509557.png (440.14 KB, 1155x1280, Kyla_happy.png)

Numbers Station 41466234

File: 1484010540562.gif (1.14 MB, 605x295, dogedrum.gif)


>Want a bunny doll ghostygoo?

>I also broke a Publix application computer thing.

>Hi there! How's it been! :D

meɪniæk 41466235

File: 1484010556016.png (413.17 KB, 1600x1600, faicfaic.png)


I'm sure plenty of people I don't know are! But I can't know everyone, can i?



Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466236

File: 1484010605851.jpg (149.76 KB, 614x880, __admiral_akagi_akizuki_fubuki…)

>Nigga what?

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466237

File: 1484010637935.png (290.63 KB, 574x798, need some lube with that~.png)

>Ayy. Got off work a bit ago. Felt like RP for once.

>Howdy bud!

Punished Derple 41466238

>That's beautiful.

Numbers Station 41466239

File: 1484010754046.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)

>It's a ghost... possessing a bunny doll.

>We should RP then!

>The best part is you hear "Only Russian" and you KNOW what's about to happen!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466240

File: 1484010816901.jpg (228.19 KB, 1081x773, sillies_byRaggsy.jpg)

Why not? Pinkie Pie does.

meɪniæk 41466241

File: 1484010914869.png (33.5 KB, 272x226, No, revenge is better warm.png)


>*Pokes the shine butt*


I don't know her.

Punished Derple 41466242

>If anybody wants a green horse, ask me about my two-for-one special. No pics, I'm afraid...

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466243

File: 1484010985292.png (499.79 KB, 3573x1861, OMGyouresoadorable.png)

>Who'd you like?

>Shine butt hits with newspaper
"Billy only."

meɪniæk 41466244

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466245

File: 1484011142774.png (280.09 KB, 1098x925, wuvcolor.png)

...Impossible. She knows everyone.

meɪniæk 41466246

File: 1484011189615.png (413.17 KB, 1600x1600, faicfaic.png)

Roll 1d20 = 4


Except I don't know her! So unless this is a one-sided thing...

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466247

File: 1484011317606.png (254.06 KB, 540x720, Varmus had enough of this shit…)

Roll 1d20 = 1

...Knowing her, it might as well be.

meɪniæk 41466248

File: 1484011412121.png (42.83 KB, 300x300, gretchenfaic.png)


I suppose you know for real then?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466250

File: 1484011645352.jpg (907.85 KB, 2618x1757, making Gretchen crave the huge…)

Nah, she's probably not even a regular pony. More like the level of Barty or Coyote or Morry.

meɪniæk 41466251

File: 1484011701165.png (44.41 KB, 283x227, Tentacles, really.png)


>Oh shoot, I forgot if/where I have that saved >.<

I have heard of none of these people.

Numbers Station 41466252

>Anybody! I don't know your characters! I barely remember mine sometimes!

>I feel like throwing out a Victorian era Irish airship mechanic, a ghost possessed doll... Nah, that's it.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466253

File: 1484011871668.png (280.09 KB, 1098x925, wuvcolor.png)

...Basically Billyfish's grandkids.

meɪniæk 41466254

File: 1484011929666.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Aaaah, gotcha. Yeah, it makes sense that they'd be different.

Renamon-Senpai 41466255

File: 1484012048332.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

>I discovered this through a PMV MAP of the song.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466256

File: 1484012082103.png (498.75 KB, 1280x1808, tumblr_o0pscmTi3c1ru9410o1_128…)



>Kyla, all should know her by now.

>Reggie, the nagapone.

>Roteck, a big'ol fightin' pony.

>And Texas, a tiny pegasus mare with a big rifle.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466257

File: 1484012238470.jpg (136.26 KB, 479x575, derpface.jpg)


meɪniæk 41466258

File: 1484012318807.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


So I was wondering, with all the trinkets and stuff you sell -

Do you have any magic rings?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466260

File: 1484012683111.png (560.39 KB, 463x510, HUSTLE.png)

Sure! Three of elven leads, seven of dwarven kings, nine of men, slaves to death... and one ring of invisibility.

Amongst others.

meɪniæk 41466261

File: 1484012720021.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


>She points.

Haah! That's exactly what I was thinking! I had that on the mind lately...

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466262

File: 1484012757360.png (39.55 KB, 331x467, ron jeremy or swanson.png)

I'm not giving you a ring of invisibility. You're already rare to be seen.

meɪniæk 41466263

File: 1484012838773.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)


Oh you.
>She sticks her tongue out.
No, I'm not interested in buying one really... I have enough to keep me entertained for right now.
I was just curious about what you had, you know?

Punished Derple 41466264

>Careful. The rings of men tend to cause some serious skin conditions.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466266

File: 1484013261475.jpg (195.42 KB, 1002x953, Hugging Raggsy_byRaggsy.jpg)

Me and Sunny did a song number about that once, actually.

meɪniæk 41466267

File: 1484013352291.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


Ptuh. And where am I when all these lovely songs are sung?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466268

File: 1484013625103.png (280.09 KB, 1098x925, wuvcolor.png)

Numbers Station 41466269

File: 1484013628634.jpg (37.56 KB, 492x279, Please... Help... Set me free.…)

>Got distracted, sorry...



meɪniæk 41466270

File: 1484013680364.png (1.86 MB, 1159x1460, A changed girl.png)


Yes. Alone.

President Blowhard!TZTzSdblvY 41466271

File: 1484013881750.jpg (49.04 KB, 450x331, HITIADB2.jpg)

>Gshep is best, poodle hybrids are evil, pugs are an abomination.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466272

File: 1484013888004.png (614.69 KB, 1536x2048, Did somepony call me.png)


>Serpent pony coiled up in the bar!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466273

File: 1484013928178.jpg (77.78 KB, 696x1009, wat.jpg)


...That was pretty assholish of me. Sorry.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466274

File: 1484013963017.png (573.49 KB, 1300x1468, 1438636035230.png)

>Preach it brother.

meɪniæk 41466275

File: 1484013968624.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


No, you have a point. I need to get out more.

President Blowhard!TZTzSdblvY 41466276

File: 1484014090020.png (85.42 KB, 237x288, troubled uncomfortable glare.p…)

>A caramel-coated Siberian husky is regarding this serpent with a troubled uncomfortable glare.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466277

File: 1484014189610.jpg (379.07 KB, 799x1054, petVarmus dinner_byRaggsy.jpg)


Punished Derple 41466278

>My grandparents had a husky. He was a happy dog.

meɪniæk 41466279

File: 1484014235527.jpg (18.51 KB, 345x460, Silly.jpg)


Do you even need to ask? Get over here.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466280

File: 1484014243112.png (114.51 KB, 1194x1205, Reggie Current...happy.png)


"Ooh, a puppy. Hey there fellah."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466281

File: 1484014296509.gif (163.43 KB, 1420x1255, implying.gif)


meɪniæk 41466282

File: 1484014389994.png (193.85 KB, 320x600, Panic!.png)


>She falls over backwards.
...you maniac.

President Blowhard!TZTzSdblvY 41466283

File: 1484014405935.jpg (27.73 KB, 365x383, HITIADB4.jpg)

>Upon realizing that it has gained your attention, it leans a few inches further away, bumping its head into the wall. Clearly, it finds your presence deeply troubling. It can be safely presumed that this is because dogs, as a rule, are not overly fond of snakes, or things which are bigger than them--and you are both.

Numbers Station 41466285

File: 1484014626389.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)

>This 8 minute wait is brought to you by: MY INTERNET SUCKING!

There's a small bunny doll nearby!

It's looking at him.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466286

File: 1484014951878.png (106.3 KB, 1139x1191, hiResPony.png)


"...Aw well."

>He doesnt pursue. Ponies and animals alike fearing his form is far from foreign. Alas, after a long day he was left with no magic left to disguise himself for more than a few minutes.


>Then his attention is caught by the doll, and one could swear the same exact face the dog had was given to the doll.

Numbers Station 41466287

File: 1484015127055.gif (998.8 KB, 500x500, Crystaline.gif)

After a few moments of quiet, it speaks up. "Why are you giving me that look?"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466288

File: 1484015510310.png (614.69 KB, 1536x2048, Did somepony call me.png)


"You're staring at me. Usually tiny fluffy things are actually ready to molest me at a moments notice when they stare. Especially bunnies."

Renamon-Senpai 41466289

File: 1484015628653.jpg (1.79 MB, 2448x3264, what is this feeling of power …)


>I love that this song is literally Hyde jumping in and stealing the spotlight from Jekyll

Numbers Station 41466290

File: 1484015664677.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)

"...I don't know if I want to ask more..." It says. "I'm staring at you because you are a noodle when all the other ponies I've seen in my 14 days of life were normal! Or as normal as they can be..."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466291

File: 1484015961195.jpg (204.23 KB, 900x558, here__s_my_little_sea_pony__d_…)


"I..I look like a noodle..Oh my goood."

>He put his hooves over his eyes and leaned back, chuckling.

"Hah, ok, yeah. I know. Im a merpony, also known as a Naga, Lamia, seapony, snakepony, and a bunch of other names now including 'noodle'. What about you? Just 14 days of life you said?"

Numbers Station 41466292

File: 1484016257247.gif (1.45 MB, 570x384, The beat.gif)

"I'm a ghost. Though of whom I don't know. I don't know a lot of things." It says. It stands up from it's position on the couch. "And it's hard to learn them when the roads are salted where I'm from!"

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>Same stare as last time, though just tad softer, maybe. The end of his tail slips around the bar and retrieves a bottle of Jack Daniels.

"Snowy hometown?"

Numbers Station 41466294

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"A big city. I can't even cross the street..."

By her time frame, she appears to have come to on Christmas day.

"Where do you come from?"

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>By now, he was already sipping lightly out of a shotglass.

"Akosta Lake, just over the Canterlot hills is where I live, but where im from I dont really recall."

Numbers Station 41466296

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"What is a lake?" It asks. "I imagine it's a body of water because you said you are called a merpony, right?"

Well she started out in a city. She's probably learning many things as it goes.

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"..Yes, a large body of water. Larger than a pond but smaller than an ocean. There's a lot of leeway when it comes to the definition. And yeah, I do live underwater and on land interchangeably."

Numbers Station 41466298

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"I guessed that, given you aren't in water right now..." It says. It may have misunderstood that last sentence.

"What's your name? Cherry calls me Lala."

Quoten 41466299

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Thousand words trots into the bar, collapsing into his usual seat at the counter with a sigh

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466300

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Quoten 41466301

>Hey, Nick

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466302

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"Reggie. is Lala your nickname or do you remember your real one at all?"


>Snakepon's tail would slide over a half-emptied bottle of Jack towards him.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466303

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>Hey Quoten! Want a Lyra?

Quoten 41466304

"...thanks, Taiga."
>Thousand grabs a glass and begins emptying the bottle into it'

>Sure, why not

Numbers Station 41466305

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>Dank Souls 2
>Jump attack at enemy straight ahead.
>Suddenly turn 90 degrees as I land, missing enemy entirely
>Get swiss cheesed

>10/10 "We made a good game" - The B Team.

>Now I feel like throwing in an old character...

"It's a nickname from Cherry because I don't remember my real one." It says.

Quoten 41466306

>Such as?

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466307

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>What's your Soul Memory?

Renamon-Senpai 41466308

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>...I thought that was directed at me for some reason.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466309

>Then she was sat in the bar, not really doing anything but playing with magic.
>Like so!

>Oh come on! x3
>Hey Numbers!

Numbers Station 41466310

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>Because I can


>I didn't die, but seriously, I should not have missed it by 90 degrees.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466311

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>Wait, you wonder, Taiguen doesn't have a long, green tail that makes up his entire lower half!

>Or doooes heee?


>Reggie nods.

"I thought so. Im not one to give suggestions, but I'd probably go with a different name."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466312

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>Shit. Get to 5 mil and I can help.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466313

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>It's such a shame when you somehow fuck up something that seems so simple.
>I probably did something similar in the past, but it's been a while since I've played Dark Souls 2 so :3

>Which version are you playing? I did Scholar of the First Sin.

Quoten 41466314

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And a blue stallion approaches

>Sure, why not?

>I'm pretty sure Thousand has seen his merpony form before.
>Unless in my grogginess I've confused your characters

Numbers Station 41466315

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"That's what I said. She said nope, Lala."

>Yes, I'll kill things that give 30 souls until 5 million. At that point I'm better off getting through to the boss on my own...

>Also, just unlocked another shortcut! Yay!

>Alright! I will!

Fluttersleuth is in the bar! It's just Fluttershy with a white trench coat, and a spiffy looking watch!

>Also you have just indeed called Reggie Taiga.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466316

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"Heya! What's up?"
>She lets her magic dissolve in the air, and turns to face him!

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466317

Quoten 41466318

>Whoops, sorry. I need more coffee

>Thousand blinks

"...you're not Taiga."

"Haven't seen you in here before. You new?"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466319

"Nope! I am frequent to Canterlot, my name's Lyra, what's yours friend? :3"

Numbers Station 41466320

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>I'm just barely past Pate.

>Why is this game so hard compared to 1 and 3?

<Probably because my i-frames for rolling are behind an additional stat and I haven't leveled up yet because I have to kill a dozen enemies to get enough souls to level up but I want to level up more than just one level at a time.

>Have a barrel of it.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466321

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>Im gonna have fun with your grogginess till you remember~


"She's mean! Go with Lulu instead. Sounds much more like a real name."



"...Maybe I am! And this is just another invention of mine~"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466322

>And that's why the game is harder!

Quoten 41466323

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"The name's Odd!"

Thousand blinks
"I'm not sure if I'm too drunk already or not drunk enough."

Numbers Station 41466324

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"That's a much better name!" She says. "I'll take that over Lala. That sounds like a children's doll rather than a person... And I do see the irony in saying that given I currently am a child's doll..."

>IT's honestly a little bullshit because I have to spend points to be able to do the MAIN WAY OF AVOIDING DAMAGE unless I can roll the exact moment anything would otherwise hit me and don't mind taking an hours rest to use a basic item.

>Also these random turtle armor dudes are fucking me up, I know they really shouldn't be in some of the places they are...

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466325

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"Nice to meet ya Odd! How are you keeping warm this winter?"
>She asks, spinning in her seat!

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466326

>Yeah those turtle fuck are exactly that... Fucks.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466327

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"Clearly, the antidote is more booze."


"Yup. But hay, you aren't alone I dont think. There are other bunnies here of equally dubious origin!"

Numbers Station 41466329

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>I can trick them into hitting the explosive barrels... BUT THE EXPLOSIONS DEAL DAMAGE FOR FIVE DAYS SO I DIE THINKING I CAN WALK AGAIN.

"Was it a little girl with bunny ears?" Lulu asks.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466330

>Yep! You're learning the hardness lies in stupidity!

Quoten 41466331

"Arson, mostly!"

"...I couldn't agree more."
>Down the hatch

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466332

"Pffft, now that's one way to get pretty heated~"
>Her tail flicks a bit
"Say! Do you know where that bar lady went? I've been sitting here a while now thirsty :3"

Renamon-Senpai 41466333

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>I find 2 to be relatively easy compared to 1 and 3...


░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466334

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"Thats one I know of. Sure likes to hug, which is something im oftly good at giving back."


"..Christ. Well! How are you?"

Quoten 41466336

"Who, Applebutt? She's out. Her narrator is asleep. Timezones. But hey, no one gives a care if'n we just get it ourselve! What are you after?"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466337

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>The fact you had trouble with 3 is astounding. It's easy as piss.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466338

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"I meant the pink lady, but yeah! I'd drink anything, just want something chilled in a glass to drink, your choice if you're offering~"

Renamon-Senpai 41466339

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>Depends on your build I guess.

Numbers Station 41466340

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>Dev stupidity it seems...

>A bizarro one, man.

"I can't imagine why that'd be..." She says, clearly getting the joke.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466341

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>I've done it all. It's all easy.

>That too.

Numbers Station 41466342

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>I just spent nine levels on Adaptability because I want to be able to avoid damage.

Renamon-Senpai 41466343

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>How'd you deal with the sudden difficulty ramp in the icy area?

>Also, the turtles are easy. They're slow, and stupid.

Quoten 41466344

"Ohhohoh! Mighty dangerous leaving it open like that~"
He grins and slides behind the bar

>Whoops, sorry. Thought I replied

"...surviving. Dealing with something big."

>So, who did you want with Flutters?

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466345

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>Yeeeah. You kinda have to do that.

>Simple. I got good, and played smart. Wasn't really all that hard. But you know, that's implying it was difficult.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466346

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"Is that so? I wonder what you would have me drink then~"
>She giggled.

Renamon-Senpai 41466347

>Right, uh huh, the invisible beings that mob rush you and enemies that can change their attack speed in mid swing (and ALSO mob rush you) are totally not hard.

Punished Derple 41466348

>You know what I want?
>I want a game that revolves around finding rips in time and space, and defending them from dangerous wildlife until they spit out precious metals and stuff.
>Also occasional dungeon crawling.

>I'd also like for my internet to not be shit please.

Numbers Station 41466349

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>I keep hitting them and can't dodge through their attacks because ADAPTABILITY for dodge roll i-frames and I hadn't put levels into that yet.

>You can do whoever, I don't really remember who you have besides Oddly and Thousand.

>Hence me doing it.

>Maybe I can go through less healing rocks. I'll use my Estus when I have more shards...

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466350

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>No. They're not! I seriously had little trouble with that area! DS3 is fucking easy!

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466351

>Or put your sign down, and help noobs out, and get some life gems that way too!

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466352

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"Mhm. So, I take it you've already gotten familiar with the bar, yeah?"


"Like what?"

>He refilled his cup.

Renamon-Senpai 41466353

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>I think you're just a freak.

>The issue is that you're attacking in melee

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466354

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>I think you just need to git gud.

Quoten 41466355

>Oddly, Thousand, Fossil, Erin, West, Virginia, Barty, Duke, Koko, Haph, Ginger, Harvester
>I have more, but those are the ones I usually play

Punished Derple 41466356

>going ranged
>in Dark Souls
>I don't even play the game and I know that's not really an option.
>It's like telling someone to use only their knife in Call of Duty.

Quoten 41466357

"To crassly simplify, my wife is very sick, and needs to do something terrible to herself."

Renamon-Senpai 41466358

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>Fite me irl m8, I'll deck you in the snoz, swear on me mum.

>Not going ranged in Dark Souls 2.

>You... You do realize you can go L-Targeting Fairy Bow on their ass, right?

>Hell, one of the bosses has a method referred to as "the cheap method" which allows you to kill him with no damage. It involves strafing in circles and firing arrows.

Numbers Station 41466359

>If only my internet wasn't so dodgy right now... I'll try though. Gotta restart the game first, I disconnected.

"Only a select few of it's patrons, including a fellow named Dom who hit me because I surprised him by speaking when he poked me with a stick."

>I hadn't gotten a crossbow or other ranged source of damage yet and also fuck you


It's viable if you build your build around it, but you then can't use most of the good melee weapons without overleveling.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466360

Renamon-Senpai 41466361

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>Go back to the first town

>There's someone there that sells everything you need on the cheap.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466362

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>Usually helps, to help others, gets more souls, and you lose nothing when you die, if I remember correctly.


Renamon-Senpai 41466363

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>*decks you*

>*In the snoz*

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466364

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"Is time travel involved?"


"That's Dom alright, sorry you had to meet him early on. The rest of us are fine, though some are stranger than even me."

Punished Derple 41466365

>Wow. I'd heard DSII went in a really different direction from DS, but...wow.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466366

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Quoten 41466367

>Sorry, missed yours
He grins and slides her a glass of Long Island Tea

>He shakes his head
"Not as such. Splitting her soul."

Punished Derple 41466368

>Also, holy fuck my internet is terrible. I literally cannot update the thread half the time.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466369

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"Thank you, Odd!"
>She sipped it
"Ahh, do you make this drink often?"

Quoten 41466370

"Nah, usually I go for bacon daiquiri."

Renamon-Senpai 41466371

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>The start is the hardest part, but once you get past the second boss (protip: there's a siege weapon you can fire at him. Use it.) the game becomes a lot easier.

>I did not think this through...

Numbers Station 41466372

>I know, I just had trouble keeping souls long enough because I can't avoid damage, my dodge roll is near useless without levels which I was saving up so I could level a few times and it was a vicious cycle.

>The Giant is so easy man...

"So he was relatively normal?"

She sounded almost as if she was worried at the thought.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466373

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"Well this is very good! I wonder if your bacon daiquiri is how it sounds~"
>She continued to take small sips occasionally

Renamon-Senpai 41466374

>The SECOND boss.

>The Pursuer.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466375

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"...What, why, and how?..

Im incredibly curious, and I know I probably shouldn't be nosy."


"'Fraid so, but not in personality.

Well, ok actually he can turn into a bear, so nevermind."

Quoten 41466376

"I can explain but...it's a bit of a long story."

"The maple syrup ties it all together"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466377

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"So I imagine the flavor is sweet? And maybe a little bit sticky."

Numbers Station 41466378

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>No, I mean I beat the Giant.

>Also, I have no idea where I am going to reach The Pursuer.

The bunny doll stares at him.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466379

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>The Pursuer if you already encountered is all the way in the back passed a giant head. Usually you can use the black bomb to skip and reach a bonfire quicker.

Renamon-Senpai 41466380

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>If you take too long to find him... He'll find you

>His name isn't just a title. He's literally pursuing you.

Quoten 41466381

"Sweet, kinda salty, really savory and meaty. You'll have to try it sometime!"

Numbers Station 41466382

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>No you ninnies, I mean the actual boss arena. I don't know where to go to fight him.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466383

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>He shrugs, and readjusts his tail, which was also serving as his seat.

"I wont press, just sounds interesting."


"Yeeeaah. You will get used to it easier than you think, though."

Renamon-Senpai 41466384

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>You know that locked door by the elevator to the giant fight?

>He's beyond that and to the right. Find your way around.

Numbers Station 41466385

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"I hope so!"

>Now to find the key to that!

Quoten 41466386

"Well, I assume you know Billyfish?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466387

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>There is no key. You have to find your way *around* the door.

>You can unlatch it from the other side.

>In short "go asplore"

Numbers Station 41466388

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Renamon-Senpai 41466389

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>Oh I agree, they're total bs.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466390

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>All I can really describe is that you have to go up the stairs and up the wall past some ghouls.
"Alright, I'll have that next time around~"

>For Bella!

>Nick was at the forge, trying to sketch out a design for a sword! To try and explain to Lilith what it was he was talking about.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466391

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"It doesn't take long, especially as many here are sorta... addicted to suddenly hugging and snuggling cute things. You're are going to have one hugged future unless you do something incredibly creepy!"


"I... know what she Is... but I havent met her personally yet, I dont think."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466392

>If they got their shield up just shield break them.
>It'll give you a chance to riposte them.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466393

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>Lilith was leaning over his shoulder and listening!

Quoten 41466394

"Sounds great! So, what do you do, Hands?"

Thousand nods
"You would remember if you had. Well, her daughter fell in love with both myself and another, and unable to choose she split herself into two beings. Two mares with one soul between them, separate but whole."

Numbers Station 41466395

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>Found it.

>Found the best way to kill spear guy is run at him and stun lock him before he can shield.

"I'll take your words to heart, mister Reggie

>I do shield break, but I don't seem to riposte. Am I just not close enough?

Renamon-Senpai 41466396

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>Rip and tear!

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466397

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"What I want to make with you, is like. Giant. Scissors! But it's a sword, a greatsword! But also scissors."
>He draws at the handle area and spells "Hilt" and writes "Pivots"
"I work for Blank Flank as a guard. It's pretty fun work! If I'm honest."
>You have to be right up on them.
>Shield breaking is like kicking in Dark Souls 1.

Numbers Station 41466398

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>Died very quickly due to low stamina.

>I can tell it's like kicking, it replaced it!

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466399

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...I sort of get it, but isn't it a little impracticle, since you can't slash from the side with it?

Renamon-Senpai 41466400

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Quoten 41466401

"...Really? My wife's in the royal guard!"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466402

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>Alright here's how I kill the Pursuer.
>You walk a bit forward, and wait in front of the crossbow thing. He will charge at you, and you parry him, then! You run behind him and go shoot him with the crossbow. Half his health gone. If you're real fast, you can maybe get another hit with the thing, but not likely.
>Then just dodge hit dodge hit, parry. Repeat.
>Easy win.
"It'll be a double edge... No wait, a quadruple edge! Or a triple edge :P"
"Who's your wife? :3"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466403

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...Right. How hard would this be to make?

Numbers Station 41466404

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>I don't have parrying down. Prepare to die a lot?

Quoten 41466405

"Alethia Named. Blue mare, unicorn, cute butt. Can always tell if you're lying. Ring a bell?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466406

File: 1484025508786.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

>Or you can summon someone and have them lure him into the crossbow for two easy shots.

>You poor pathetic soul.

>Prepare for trial and deadly error combat.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466407

File: 1484025675901.gif (980.25 KB, 500x281, 55cfc90b79e27ca6d028a0c223558a…)

"Hmm... I have never made one before. But it'll be like. It should be easy, it has a point where we put in a pin so we can open and close it, like scissors. Not that hard :P"
>A lot! :3
>I can about 40% of the time.
"Unfortunately not, no. But I will know to look for them :3"
>Nah, Summons just make bosses harder. Plus you need them to know what do.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466408

File: 1484025787370.png (114.51 KB, 1194x1205, Reggie Current...happy.png)


"Alright, that is the oddest kind of polygamy I've ever heard of, but kind of touching too. I think. Sorta."


"I gotta say, though, wouldn't it be easier if you three got together instead of splitting into two's? I'd bet if the daughter couldnt choose between you, then you both might get along just as well. Sorta like that 'if a=b and b=c, then c=a thingy."


"Thats good!"


"So uh, did you just kinda, fall in to the bar's universe like most of the guys here, or.. what? I know you said already that you're dead, and im guessing this is like some kind of like, reincarnation or something, but were you just walkin' along some street then WOOP! Donut Bar!"

Renamon-Senpai 41466409

File: 1484025788507.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

>I can generally get them to understand my plan without saying a word.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466410

File: 1484025794443.jpg (222.94 KB, 1068x1200, Through the Looking Glass.jpg)

Yeah, but would it last? A hinge like that is gonna wear out quickly.

Quoten 41466411

"We've considered that, but ultimately decided against it. It looks like she will be splitting her soul entirely. She can't hold the partial split much longer."

"You'll know her if'n you see her, trust me."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466412

File: 1484026019427.gif (980.25 KB, 500x281, 55cfc90b79e27ca6d028a0c223558a…)

>Nah other people r fuckn dumb
"... Hmm Gee Lilith, you're right, if only we had the tools to fix it if it breaks :3"
>He stuck his tongue out!
"I'll say this now: It's not if we should make it, it's if we could!"
"I trust you. My husband is one who is quite content sticking at home. All ours is grown up, so he mostly can relax :3"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466413

File: 1484026101748.png (453.44 KB, 800x600, Lilith can kill a man with tho…)

I mean, I'm pretty sure we can...it's basically two swords hooked together.

Renamon-Senpai 41466414

File: 1484026109677.jpg (44.63 KB, 564x866, This probably looks weirdly re…)

>A good number sure.

>In 3 I had someone work with me against the uh...

>Whatever the guys at the far end of the swamp are called.

>We came up with a wordless plan that one of us would be bait, the other would rush in and backstab, and repeat.

>It lasted the entire fight. We kicked ass.

Quoten 41466415

"Oh? How many you got?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466416

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Numbers Station 41466417

>Welp! Time to die!

"The door was open the first time. Every other time I just go in and out when somebody opens the door."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466418

File: 1484026327293.gif (980.25 KB, 500x281, 55cfc90b79e27ca6d028a0c223558a…)

"Yes, but you've never made one before, we'll be starting with just the base materials! And we'll turn it into a bar, and turn that into a blade, and then attach the things together. It'll be more than asking you to make a dagger."
>Usually they run up and R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 and do 25% damage to the boss, and then die.
>Bella does :3

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466419

File: 1484026344294.gif (400.59 KB, 511x600, IMG_1824.GIF)

"Hmmm.... Three."

Renamon-Senpai 41466420

File: 1484026463853.png (387.02 KB, 900x596, bad things tend to happen when…)


>He enters the bar!

>Have fun, don't get impaled!

Quoten 41466421

"Nice. I've got one myself!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466422

File: 1484026551184.jpg (105.32 KB, 593x1024, Posing with a sweatshirt.jpg)

Hm, laright...You'll have to take the lead though.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466423

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>The Familiar Fox is making tea! Boiling water.
>Using Fox Fire!
>It's taking some time though, as it's more a trick than a spell, so not too hot.
"Really now? What's their name?"
"Of course! I am the head smith. Hmm.. What's the title of that... I dunno! But yeah. This will take at least a few weeks. Maybe a month."

Quoten 41466424

File: 1484026731333.png (79.81 KB, 382x423, 8.png)

"Clawhammer. He's a little, purple mini-me."

Renamon-Senpai 41466425

File: 1484026768051.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

>He hops onto a bar stool to see what she's doing better.

I'm not entirely sure Tails but I think you need to put it on a higher setting.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466426

File: 1484026769054.jpg (109.16 KB, 400x600, MerPony-Maker-DollDivine.jpg)


>Hic. There when the entire bottle.

"The worst case of indecisiveness I've eeeever heard of. No offence. But hey, will they actually, like, legit be two different persons after the split?"


"Oooh. Found a bar like this on your world an..


..Waltzed right through. I've heard that a few times now. I think I did the same, but I still see my home, so ahunno."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466427

File: 1484026888172.jpg (140.33 KB, 800x1150, Nurse.jpg)

"Cute~ Mine are Minty, my oldest, Richard, the boy, and Leah. The youngest. She's a nurse!"
"But it'll be dangerous to put it on higher! I don't wanna burn the bar. So it has to be this cool, watch."
>She demonstrates by sticking her hand in the little greenish blue flame, showing that it isn't really hot at all. She puts paper in there too, and lets it drop. It floats up a bit, and falls down away.
"See? Low temperatures means no fires or accidents."

Renamon-Senpai 41466428

File: 1484026953786.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

Tails, it also means that you can't get the water to boil.

Quoten 41466429

"Two very, very sick persons."
>He downs his glass
"Why does she always have to make sacrifices like this? Why am I so useless to this relationship?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466430

File: 1484027074634.jpg (145.22 KB, 1280x905, Armor gets stuffy.jpg)

Hm, alright...What do you need me to do?

Numbers Station 41466431

File: 1484027339967.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)

>Did good!

The bunbun nods. "Indeed."

"I see you are becoming inebriated..."

Cypher 41466432

>11-4-4 Pantheon, kept screaming TACTICAL NUKE whenever I ulted :P

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466433

File: 1484027404721.jpg (65.84 KB, 483x640, __caster_and_tamamo_no_mae_fat…)

"Are you sure? Pretty sure that after enough time, I would have created the same amount of heat as a stove top, but spread over hours rather than minutes."
"You will be my striker. Basically! I'll heat the metal, then you hit it to pack it down. Not too hard though, just, a certain amount. We gotta heat and fold the metal many times over. Make it malleable so we can start making our stuff. If you hit it too hard it'll split and crack, when we want to be folding it."

Renamon-Senpai 41466434

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>You didn't get a sword in the torso!

>That move caught me off guard the first time I fought him.

>It's generally an insta-kill

Tails, the water won't get more hot than the fire under it.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466435

File: 1484027483735.png (111.95 KB, 1207x1159, Reggie Current...not sure.png)


>He shakes his head.

"If she splits she messes both of herselves up? Well shit, man. How does that even work?

>Sip. Hic.

"...Actually that was a dumb question. But fuck if I know anything about relationships. Or like, the deeep magiiiic, or something they've got."


>He sighs.

"Yeah... yeah. Sorry. Long, thankless day. Dont even have enough magic left 't make put up my disguise."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466436

File: 1484027567914.jpg (1.46 MB, 1426x2298, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

"So does that mean I've been wasting my time this whole time?"

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466437

File: 1484027576645.png (235.48 KB, 903x884, ^_^.png)

>Goooood morning everyone~

Quoten 41466438

Thousand nods through an alcoholic haze
"They'll recover. They won't die. But.....shit, you know? Can't do anything to help them."

>Morning, you!

Cypher 41466439

>pets pupper

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466440

File: 1484027659218.jpg (72.74 KB, 435x600, And that's how you win an arm-…)

Hm, alright...don't expect me to get it perfect the first couple tries.

Renamon-Senpai 41466441

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Moooore than likely.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466443

File: 1484027814222.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1920, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

"Don't worry, I don't :3"
>He thinks about it...
"Yeah, let's get started. Start the forge."
"Awe, shoot :c"
>She puts everything down
"It'd be a lot easier if I used a hotplate instead."

Renamon-Senpai 41466444

File: 1484027903349.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

>Nick pulls out a lighter

>He doesn't have the breath of a smoker so it's probably a "just to look cool" thing.

I can make you a tiny cup of tea.

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466445

File: 1484027906283.png (182.31 KB, 810x810, 1438972604522.png)


><rests head on your lap and whines happily>



░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466446

File: 1484027929305.png (42.6 KB, 429x777, Reggie Current...ohi there~.pn…)

>Hey there!


"They'll recover? Like..


...Back 't normal er somthin? Hah, hey then its aaaaall good my pony!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466447

File: 1484027971435.jpg (72.74 KB, 435x600, And that's how you win an arm-…)

>No that's later :3
>Lilith went over, starting it up!

Renamon-Senpai 41466448

>You should let me snuggle you for eeeeever!


Quoten 41466449

"You must be very proud"

>Wanna do things?

He shakes his head
"Recover as in not sick. They're sacrificing so much and will never be what they are now. again."

Cypher 41466450

>Scratches behind ear~

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466451

File: 1484028083438.jpg (145.58 KB, 858x1326, Eeee!.jpg)

Puppermum is now in the bar!

Renamon-Senpai 41466452

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>She's getting a strange "I should be able to place this species" look from Nick.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466453

File: 1484028215210.png (678.72 KB, 620x877, Let's see about that pulse.png)

>Bella would wave!
Good moaning, Izumi~

Quoten 41466454

File: 1484028273867.jpg (6.21 KB, 164x230, ^D60FEF2D15FCD202B01F380B23354…)

>And she is waved to by Virgie, the the bulge of her stomach starting to become noticeable
"Izumi! H-hello~"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466455

File: 1484028277767.gif (980.25 KB, 500x281, 55cfc90b79e27ca6d028a0c223558a…)

>Nick started packing charcoal into the forge, to really get it going, fanning it with the press.
"So y'all got all yer tools here? Like the sharpening set?"
"I am! I very much love each of my children, and from what I hear! You do too! Of your little you."
"How about we go to the kitchen and use the stove? I'll make you a regular cup of tea :3"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466456

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Mm-hmm...those are the only tools I've used, hammers aside.
>She smirked
Granted, I tend to break things with hammers more than make things...

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466457

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>He shakes his still drinking head.

"I dunno what the difference is. So like, when she splits, will she be more mortal or something? Loose her god powers and stuff?"

Numbers Station 41466458

File: 1484028389645.gif (1.45 MB, 570x384, The beat.gif)

>I knew about it because I saw it happen to somebody else I was supposed to be helping.

"You wear a disguise?

>Hi Ammie!

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466459

File: 1484028421706.jpg (906.93 KB, 2550x3300, ONE OF US ONE OF US.jpg)

"...D'aww. Hello there~" she says with a warm smile and a wave~

"No that comes later."

"Aww hello~ How're you feeling?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466460

File: 1484028440475.png (3.24 MB, 1600x2286, kid, you are not in the right …)

Oh, yeah, that's a much better plan.

>You bastard. XD

Quoten 41466461

"Absofreakinglutely! Love the little guy to death!"

"Basically. More mortal, less goddess."
>He frowns into his empty glass
"...any left?"

"Well, um...a little bloated. I-is that...that's normal, right?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466462

File: 1484028469441.jpg (814.4 KB, 774x1250, Maid Catgirl Bella.jpg)

>She smiled
Hm, I'm usually a cat person, but I can make exceptions...~
>Bella giggled
Anything I can get you?

Renamon-Senpai 41466463

File: 1484028503793.png (988.33 KB, 1280x1280, I love a lady in uniform..png)

>That picture confuses and scares me

Ummm... Yes. Hi.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466464

File: 1484028585614.png (104.97 KB, 245x340, tumblr_nu7ni9udBq1r45133o3_250…)

"Alright, I'll use calls for you when you should hit. So if I point to somewhere, don't strike, only when I say. Don't want my fingers broken against hot metal :P"
>She takes the pot of water, and heads to the kitchen! Putting it on the stove and turning it on high.
"Hehehe, how old is he then?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466465

File: 1484028643269.png (573.07 KB, 889x600, Humanized Lilith.png)

Hm, but that usually goes great...blood really helps the process, you know?
>She's grinning, clearly joking

Numbers Station 41466466

File: 1484028682794.gif (975.06 KB, 250x141, Waffle.gif)

>Hey! I tried to kill the boss guy, but it was the encounter version by all that nice loot.

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466467

File: 1484028736771.png (219.47 KB, 657x863, ♥.png)

"Perfectly normal dear~"

"A hug would be greatly appreciated."

>Shh~ No need to be scared~
>Just come be an Izumi with us~

"You're a new face aren't you? Welcome to the Donut Bar! I'm Izumi, pleased to meet you."

Renamon-Senpai 41466468

File: 1484028856757.jpg (130.26 KB, 1024x778, When you want a tan but you're…)

So what's... odd about you? Still getting used to the weirdness of this place.

Just make sure to keep an eye on it, don't want it boiling over or anything.


Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466469

File: 1484028874091.png (810.33 KB, 819x1024, Sexy Nurse Bella.png)

>Bella came over, hugging her! She was warm to the touch, and soft as well
There we go...now what do I get in payment?~

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466470

File: 1484028901291.gif (664.3 KB, 540x304, tumblr_nyozgwASdz1uzhni3o1_r1_…)

>He does this!
"Yeah, it's a tea pot! It'll whistle when it's done. So! Nick, what have you been up to lately?"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466471

File: 1484028908170.png (14.26 KB, 251x289, Reggie Current...wtf.png)


"Yup. Normal Unicorn butt with hind legs and all. Easy spell when ya get the hang of it, but like, still needs a lot of magic."


"Just.. less goddess? Pff, first world problems amiright!? Or fuckin'.. otherworld problems. The way ya put it makes it sound kinda like, a nusence or somethin. 'least i'd be to me. Like how I'd sacrifice a whooole lot of money 't get the perfect ring for my gal.

If I had one!

>Swiiiiig. His tail stretches out and retrieves another bottle, then haphazardly deposits it on the counter between them.

Like fuuuck. Yeah im a naga, but hey folks! Guess what you landies, there's a loot more sea than ya, and its chuucked packed full of seaponies man. Like, take a fuckin' look sometime! Im not that weird! Technically -hic- you all are the weird ones!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466472

File: 1484028947324.jpg (171.98 KB, 800x1117, I swear, the camera just turne…)

>Lilith snickered more
Only takes about 500 people to make a basic shortsword...

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466473

File: 1484029033484.jpg (69.29 KB, 400x600, Hey.jpg)

"I'm a talking dog woman who acts sweetly and motherly towards other bargoers. I guess that sums up my character nice and quickly."

Bella is promptly snuggled closely~


Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466474

File: 1484029087600.png (276.66 KB, 530x750, Riku_Nanase_02.png)

"Ffft hehehe. Kidding. But if you know Hemomancy it only takes one source to make something useful."

Renamon-Senpai 41466475

File: 1484029115714.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

Well that's not that weird.

I know a lot of nice canines.

Not much. Biding my time.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466476

File: 1484029199155.jpg (105.32 KB, 593x1024, Posing with a sweatshirt.jpg)

Ah, perfect~
>Bella nuzzled into her, relaxing and cuddling just as nicely back~
Hm? You got some more magic?

Quoten 41466477

"Ehh, let's see... about a year and a half? But aging and time work weird in the bar. He's in grade school."

"A-and the cravings?"

"Is not just a nuisance! She's...she's sacrificing who she is _again_ for us!"
He hiccups a bit
"But...really? I'm sure a great guy like you can find a girl easily!"

Numbers Station 41466478

File: 1484029302237.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)

>Hey, point is I tried and he was only half armored and by that I mean shirtless.

"That sounds like it'd be tough work to keep up magic, but I don't know much about magic other than that unicorns use it."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466479

File: 1484029306364.jpg (966.11 KB, 850x1200, __imaizumi_kagerou_touhou_draw…)

"When spring comes, that'll be great! Cause then you'll have rides! And I'll ride em. Of course with admission fees and all that :3"
"Yes. I don't really let on too often that I do have magic. Specially not blood magic."
"Oh! Then he's a little one, how cute~"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466480

File: 1484029380997.png (1.15 MB, 1200x1400, Rookie with nothing to lose.pn…)

Why? If it's useful...

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466481

File: 1484029391172.jpg (148.77 KB, 457x649, __battle_bunny_riven_and_riven…)

>Play Dark Souls 2 because you're talking about it
>Click on thread
>Click back to game, make character
>Finish customization
>Go back to thread.
>Click back onto game
>I hit the old lady with my sword
>She says "It's no easy being old"
>Oops :P

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466482

File: 1484029447655.png (171.54 KB, 600x690, Cuuute!.png)

"Does that mean you'd like a cuddle?~"

"So cosy~ So how are you?"

"Also normal~"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466483

File: 1484029454304.jpg (202.06 KB, 400x620, sora_no_game_no_life_56836.jpg)

"Because why should I reveal my abilities? Except for being a biter, that I let people know about."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466484

File: 1484029610394.jpg (72.74 KB, 435x600, And that's how you win an arm-…)

Mm, just fine...Ezzie's going on a business trip soon, so I'll have to take care of the kids on my own for a bit~
Hm, fair enough...gotta keep some things to your chest.

Quoten 41466485

"Yeah, he's just the best! No offense to your kids."

"....pickles a-and caramel?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466486

File: 1484029644806.jpg (17.71 KB, 400x400, tiniest cake in the world.jpg)

>Shirtless players annoy me.

...A what?

>He blinks, clearly surprised.


Wow, you're legitimately the first person here who's said they want to check out my park, Tails. I appreciate it.

Renamon-Senpai 41466487

File: 1484029752979.png (143.52 KB, 443x656, Foxy in a foxy... hoodie.png)


Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466488

File: 1484029774364.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

"Exactly! See you get it."
"No offense taken, I'm sure he's a real sweetheart~"
>She smiled
"Well you're my friend Nick, so of course I'd like to help you out! I think people aren't thinking about it since it's winter, so that's why they wouldn't want to visit, but I've never been to one! So I'm excited to try."
>Remembered that Metal Fox :3

Numbers Station 41466489


>The fucker was whiter than pre-job me. I was reflective back than.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466490

File: 1484029811932.jpg (137.14 KB, 1024x1024, You know you like it.jpg)



>Yet another shot. Thankfully, he had 350 Kg of tail behind him to fill, but aquatics are typically much more sensitive to alcohol.

"Yeah, you'd think with my looks~"

>He flexes. It was not actually disappointing. (About.. 70% pic as far as muscle mass goes.)

"But, like I said! Im wiiiierd!"


"Im waaaay too drunk to explain man."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466491

File: 1484029850503.jpg (114.71 KB, 1440x810, Snek meem.jpg)

>Yeah, completely got used to being able to click between the two without my mouse hitting npcs.

Quoten 41466492

"He is! I'll have to bring him around again sometime!"

"Weird? My wife is a squid goddess! And I still married her! You just gotta find the right one who'll love you for who you are, tail and all."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466493

File: 1484029960093.png (179.03 KB, 745x600, Sometimes you need to relax.pn…)

Mm...probably a good time to mention I crave human flesh.
>She grinned
Good thing you're not human, right?

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466494

File: 1484030011583.jpg (Spoiler Image, 644.79 KB, 2550x3300, Asszumi.jpg)

"Oooo~! Hope it goes well."

"A hug? You look as though you're in need of one."

Nod nod nod!

Numbers Station 41466495

File: 1484030066151.jpg (596.11 KB, 1920x1080, DRUUUUUUGS.jpg)

>I'm guessing you bound left click to right hand weapon like a reasonable person who doesn't understand keyboard controls are bad.

>Also, I realized to my amusement that there is a half second delay between clicking and attacking with the mouse, just because you have to double click to strong attack.

"I can tell!" Lulu giggles a little.

"...So what's it like living in the water, anyways? When you come up, do you have to spit out the water?"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466496

File: 1484030076622.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

>Anyone want a bat pony?

Quoten 41466497

"Oh...well, um...a-alright then..."
>She smiles
"S-so how are you, Izumi? H-how have you and Corax been?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466498

File: 1484030099842.jpg (71.9 KB, 655x800, Ruff Bella.jpg)

I'm sure I'll keep them entertained...though I may need to work some magic to show up around here~

Renamon-Senpai 41466499

File: 1484030114364.jpg (72.87 KB, 600x609, Before you regret this, I shou…)

>I really need to recover that folder

>Dear god that butt

I'm uh... not sure that would be wise.

>He blushes slightly under his fur and his collar light flicks yellow

>I'm STILL reflective.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466500

File: 1484030183517.gif (2.72 MB, 853x480, Bunny Suit.gif)

"Yeah, if you eat me, you'll end up turning! And I won't be dead :P"
"I'd love to meet him! I wonder if I should bring one of mine, but they are already grown, wouldn't be quite the same~"
>PS3 Controller Bra.
>Can I bite the bat pony? :3

>Hehehe. Would you like a fox?

>Yeah. You forgot to post ;3

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466501

File: 1484030221794.jpg (296.7 KB, 808x1200, Human Lilith at the gym.jpg)

Hm...not even if I eat all of you?

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466502

File: 1484030294493.gif (980.25 KB, 500x281, 55cfc90b79e27ca6d028a0c223558a…)

"You can try! But I'll probably turn into a puddle and find a drain somewhere."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466503

File: 1484030356129.png (112.37 KB, 645x579, nachtunamused.png)

>Bat will have whoever.

Renamon-Senpai 41466504

File: 1484030392174.jpg (59.97 KB, 700x949, Feline got your tongue.jpg)


I'd say that makes us friends.

Quoten 41466505

>I shall take! I have VIrgie, Oddly, and an increasingly drunk Thousand in the bar

"Not quite, but hey! Love to meet them too! I'm sure they're wonderful ponies. Unless they're not. Then I'm sure they're wonderful whatever-they-are. Unless they're not."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466506

File: 1484030433274.png (153.52 KB, 377x436, nacht 6.png)

>Toss whoever.

Quoten 41466507

"Hoy there!"
>Blue stallion waves at the bat

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466508

File: 1484030508632.jpg (145.22 KB, 1280x905, Armor gets stuffy.jpg)

Huh...sounds messy.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466509

File: 1484030537210.jpg (632.76 KB, 905x1280, __academy_ahri_and_ahri_league…)

>There is a nine tailed fox in the bar!
>She is currently sipping tea! Looking around at all the ponies.
"Yup! I'd say so too."
>The tea pot whistled! As the water boiled
"Tea is done! Or rather, the water."
>She turns it off, and then grabs a cup and saucer, and puts a tea bag into it, then fills it will hot water
"You may have the first cup :3"
"They're all quite lovely, their father isn't a pony, one of them is sort of.. But the other two aren't."
"Yeah! Anyways. Why do you eat human meat?"

Taigaphone 41466510


>He snorts.

"Thing is I cant just -hic- choose any old mare. I live underwater most of the time, and swim about long distances. Gotta be a mare with gills at least. I see some tailed ponies on occation, like this cute reddish one. But I havent seen her in months."


"Nah, I dont use my lungs with water. Instead, Ive got these babies!"

>He points to his gills, three large openings on both sides of his neck, which flared out like flaps.

"Imagine, holding your breath, but never needing to exhale. Or inhale, for that matter."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466511

File: 1484030599351.png (646.58 KB, 491x694, 9.png)

"Guten Abend" Replied the bat with a German accent.

Bat is sitting by herself, juggling her two axes.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466512

File: 1484030632383.jpg (121.32 KB, 986x1000, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

>She puts her tea cup down, and goes up to the bat!
"Whoa! That looks dangerous, but awesome!"

Renamon-Senpai 41466513

File: 1484030658547.jpg (130.26 KB, 1024x778, When you want a tan but you're…)

Thanks Tails.

>He takes it and takes a sip after blowing at it a bit

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466514

File: 1484030667630.png (380.02 KB, 1024x1507, These shorts are a little too …)

>She smirked
I was kidding about that...

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466515

File: 1484030718781.gif (1.16 MB, 636x333, VzDKSTj.gif)

"So! What should we do today? I was thinking something to do with magic!"
"Really now? I wasn't :3"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466516

File: 1484030761296.png (179.03 KB, 745x600, Sometimes you need to relax.pn…)

I figured, since you brought up the blood magic stuff...

Quoten 41466517

"No? How did they become not be one if you are one and their dad is one?"

"...cute reddish one? Black mane, crosshair cutie mark?"

"Bendy gluten to you too!"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466518

File: 1484030859925.png (718.53 KB, 554x680, 24.png)

"Not dangerous at all." She said, tossing them both behind her back, as they'd land in the weapon bin by the door.

"I said good evening in my native tongue." She said, looking unimpressed.

Renamon-Senpai 41466519

File: 1484030886789.png (3.24 MB, 1600x2286, kid, you are not in the right …)

Magic still kind of freaks me out...

Numbers Station 41466520

File: 1484030984120.jpg (154.77 KB, 800x1131, 1483694485287.jpg)


>Same. Though it has some Xbox face buttons, it's clearly just a PS3 controller.

"...Then where does the water go once it goes in your gills?" She asks. Legitimate question, she doesn't know anatomy. She doesn't know herself.

Quoten 41466521

"Same here! With my only tongue. I could probably get more, but you know, where would I put them? My mouth would get awful cramped awful fast."

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466522

File: 1484031048508.jpg (145.58 KB, 858x1326, Eeee!.jpg)

"Absolutely fantastic~... Honestly I've actually been considering asking him about another child."

"Just do as I do and inhabit multiple bodies simultaneously."

"If you're sure dear. Erm... Your collar light just flickered to yellow, does that mean I have upset you?"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466523

File: 1484031062982.jpg (38.7 KB, 568x800, Clown Red Head.jpg)

"Yeah. I don't think I've ever eaten anyone, but I did drink em. I could eat em! But it's too filling."
"Well, my first "Born" was actually hatched. She was an abandoned changeling egg! So I kept her close to my heart, and she took from me, and looks like me. Very loving, she makes the cutest chirping sounds~ I had a transformation spell to change my form, and my husband and I then had our children. So! Two young from the womb, and one from an egg."
"Whoa, I guess so! Since you're skilled. How did you do that anyways? Did you practice a lot? I mean, it's an obvious answer so... Never mind that Question. Hi! My name is Cherry, and I liked your axe skills."
"Magic is great! I love magic. It's awesome :3"
>I found a bloodstain.
>Wonder when this happened!

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466524

File: 1484031122306.png (136.54 KB, 450x600, Smile.png)

>Bella stuck her tongue out
Aw, how'd you figure out my secret~
Yeah, meat's pretty hefty...I stick to steak, if anything.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466525

File: 1484031148182.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

"Do... You have brain damage. I did not think it vas that hard a concept to grasp."

"Nah. Just seemed to be better vith those things than lances. I'm Nacht."

Renamon-Senpai 41466526

File: 1484031219494.png (988.33 KB, 1280x1280, I love a lady in uniform..png)


It means it's considering shocking me for "emotional behavior."

Again. I never ran into it before here.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466527

File: 1484031322309.png (276.66 KB, 530x750, Riku_Nanase_02.png)

"Got plenty of souls. Got plenty strong. Pretty good for a 22 year old "Pseudo-Vampire". Just wait till I hit a thousand years."
"It's Nice to meet you, Nacht.. Did I say that right? I think so... You look very different to other ponies."
"Oh yeah, that's true... But. I mean, it's something so brilliant, that it was probably written about, so, it shouldn't be that frightening :3

Quoten 41466528

"Really? I s-say go for it! You're such a good mother."

"Ohhhh, adopted, got it."

"How many tongues you got in there?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466529

File: 1484031402374.jpg (171.57 KB, 900x825, Hello, dead pony.jpg)

Hm...and here I am, still yet to get over 100 kills to my name...Discounting rats, of course.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466530

File: 1484031402763.png (646.58 KB, 491x694, 9.png)

"That is because I am a Bat Pony. You are different from every human I have seen."

She blinked a couple times.
"... One."

Quoten 41466531

"Then why mention that it's the native one if it's the only one you have?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466532

File: 1484031463292.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

Only in fiction, Tails.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466533

File: 1484031544495.jpg (1.46 MB, 1426x2298, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

'Basically! Hmm... But she is sweet."
"Yeah, I think if anything I should get dragon's blood, that'll really get me strong."
"That's because I am a Fox! A Kit... Something. A Fox Girl. It's like being a cat girl, except you're a fox. But even then, I have 9 tails, so, more than a cat."
"See? Then you didn't know that it was really real."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466534

File: 1484031576823.png (614.69 KB, 1536x2048, Did somepony call me.png)


>He rubbs his chin.

"No, reddish -pink mane. I think. Definitely not some crosshair cutimark. Her tail was just a bit shorter than mine, I think."


"My mouth. I swallow some, but it goes out my gills instead of my belly or lungs. my gills just catch it and extract the oxygen."

Numbers Station 41466535

File: 1484031577630.gif (1.12 MB, 400x400, BRING IT IN.gif)

>These are some of the 180 million deaths in Dark Souls. Seriously, global deaths are at 180 million now.


Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466536

File: 1484031587260.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

"It is another vay of saying I speak another language."

"That did not explain anything. All I got vas... Fox Girl."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466537

File: 1484031611804.gif (72.78 KB, 457x478, N7 Lilith.gif)

Hm...don't know any dragons, sorry.
>She stuck her tongue out, pointedly ignoring the one they worked with

Renamon-Senpai 41466538

File: 1484031648397.jpg (61.45 KB, 728x1096, Well it ain't taking itself of…)

Exactly my point.

It sort of... shook up my world view.


Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466539

File: 1484031715466.jpg (162.81 KB, 600x849, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

>Nice! I contributed to each game :3
"Then you got all of it! :3"
"Yeah. I know, one time there was this dragolich, but, it's basically rot."
"Yeah, huh? I'll bet the same happened when you saw humans!"

Quoten 41466540

"And the others?"

"Oh, then I guess it's somepony else, sorry."

He bursts out laughing
"I know! I was just pulling your leg!"

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466541

File: 1484031723562.png (182.31 KB, 810x810, 1438972604522.png)

>Heading to work bbl

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466542

File: 1484031787350.gif (226.4 KB, 500x591, Boobs_Squeeze.gif)

"Human. Or. What their dad is, which looks pretty human to me."

Renamon-Senpai 41466543

File: 1484031794690.png (478.28 KB, 800x1000, 01_by_nurinaki-d9t1vlg.png)

No, I've seen plenty of strange species before.

Quoten 41466544

>Take care!

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466545

File: 1484031802094.png (646.58 KB, 491x694, 9.png)

"Just fox girl?"

"If my axes vere now in the veapon bit. I'd hit you vith one."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466546

>Take care!

Quoten 41466547

"I thought you said he was pony."

Quoten 41466548

"Aww, come on, it wasn't _that_ bad. Here, lemme get you something. What'll you have?"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466549

File: 1484031882398.jpg (65.84 KB, 483x640, __caster_and_tamamo_no_mae_fat…)

"Oohhh.. Then magic really is special! Huh?"
"Pretty much!"
>She smiled.
"I didn't :3"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466550

File: 1484031902785.png (177.01 KB, 254x348, 22.png)

"Blood. I am thirsty."

"Vell. Now I have seen all kinds."

Quoten 41466551

"...how does that work, anyway? Like, the biology? Don't the cells not fit together or something?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466552

File: 1484032046929.gif (811.95 KB, 250x247, wait, fuck.gif)

To me, yeah.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466553

File: 1484032068331.jpg (137.14 KB, 1024x1024, You know you like it.jpg)


"Who were y- hic- thinking of?"

Quoten 41466554

"Well, I was worried you thought Ranger was a mare."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466555

File: 1484032171044.jpg (72.74 KB, 435x600, And that's how you win an arm-…)

>A there it is!
Hm...so like, an undead dragon?

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466556

File: 1484032235176.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

"I'm glad! Umm. Can I get you a drink? I know where all the fridges and stuff are, if you want something that is."
"It's like I said, transformation. It transformed everything."
>She didn't feel it was necessary to explain her lady bits.
"To me it's a whole world of potential that I wanna dive into :3"
"Exactly, except it was the kind that was going around, and eating other dragons out of the sky. Disgusting thing, really."

Quoten 41466557

"Ahhh, that makes perfect sense if I don't think about it!"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466558

File: 1484032318379.png (42.6 KB, 429x777, Reggie Current...ohi there~.pn…)


"Pffff Aaaaahahahahahahahah!"

>Aaand there he goes, in a drunken fit of laughter.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466559

File: 1484032331316.png (319.19 KB, 506x1000, Reclining on the bed.png)

Hm...sounds like fun.

Quoten 41466560

"A, B, or O?"

Quoten 41466561

He chuckles
"When you said reddish merpony, he was the first that came to mind"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466562

File: 1484032424634.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

"It is all okay. Though, as rare as O is not that good."

"I already have that taken care of."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466563

File: 1484032494099.gif (400.59 KB, 511x600, IMG_1824.GIF)

"Yup! Not like I reproduce from my mouth, so it isn't that strange."
"Yeah, plenty of years ago that was. Anyways! Yeah, that's a bit about me, what about you?"
"Oh! Okay. Would you mind if I sat at the table with you?"

Renamon-Senpai 41466564

File: 1484032517065.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

That's a good way to get hurt Tails.

Wear a helmet at least.

>He snickers a bit

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466565

File: 1484032547954.jpg (204.23 KB, 900x558, here__s_my_little_sea_pony__d_…)


"Hahahaheheheh. .ooh shiiit I remember turning him into one a yeeeeaars back. I mean, im technically bi, thanks to biology, but damn."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466566

File: 1484032608295.png (1.15 MB, 1200x1400, Rookie with nothing to lose.pn…)

Well, what do you wanna know?

Numbers Station 41466567

File: 1484032609754.gif (1.45 MB, 570x384, The beat.gif)

"That's neat!"


>I have too! It's fun just dying. When it isn't bull crap.

Renamon-Senpai 41466568


>Getting late might sleep now.

Numbers Station 41466569


Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466570

File: 1484032814994.png (879.9 KB, 700x1055, __ahri_and_arcade_ahri_league_…)

"I don't need a helmet, my head is soft :P"
>She says jokingly
"But anyways yeah! Magic is something that excites me."
"Well, you talk about kills, where do you do this?"
>I'm trying to start up a new Character cause all my old saves are gone, but I am just dying because I am like having to learn the controls all over again, after playing Salt and Sanctuary for 100 Hours.

Quoten 41466571

Oddly nods and pulls an AB bloodpack out of the fridge and tosses it to her
"Want a glass for that?"

"Of course not! You're not a parasprite! ...or are you?"

"...that was you that did that?"

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466572

File: 1484032890137.png (342.05 KB, 307x525, 2.png)

"I suppose not."

"No." She said, jamming her fangs in the pouch, and drinking.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466573

File: 1484032898970.jpg (77.08 KB, 777x600, Relaxing on a cloud.jpg)

Eh, occasionally go on an adventure...one time went to another reality to save my grand-dad, killed a bunch of rat-pony things.

Quoten 41466574

"Suuuuit yourself!"
>He flops into a seat

Numbers Station 41466575

File: 1484032990761.jpg (37.56 KB, 492x279, Please... Help... Set me free.…)

>Agreed, It'a just hard getting used to the slower pace of this version...

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466576

File: 1484033002196.png (1.43 MB, 1328x2288, Reggie Current...swimming.png)

>He smiles, and toasts to her.

"Aay, you're kind of neat too!"


"Hahah, yuup! By his request too. I think it looks good on him, really. He can change back, which is more than I can say for myself."

Quoten 41466577

"I'm sure we could find you a spell or something if you really want to"

Numbers Station 41466578

File: 1484033086893.gif (1.97 MB, 500x281, Why does this.gif)

>Sorry guys, I gotta sleep, it's late.

>Have this to mess with you!

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466579

File: 1484033094004.png (195.42 KB, 900x1257, lyly 1.png)

"If I was, I'd be coughing up a storm making more of me! I like me."
>She sits at the table with her
"Thanks. So! A lot of the Royal Guards are bat ponies, so, are you one of them too?"
"Really now? Another reality you say? How'd you manage that?"
>Yeah. Did you play Salt too?

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466580

File: 1484033128909.png (477.19 KB, 529x758, 20.png)

She'd suck back on the blood for a little bit.
"No point to dirty a glass."

"Nope. I am a Guard in Shade Valley."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466581

File: 1484033203583.jpg (121.32 KB, 986x1000, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

"Shade Valley? Is that a place with more of you bat ponies?"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466582

File: 1484033230452.png (179.03 KB, 745x600, Sometimes you need to relax.pn…)

Eh, the usual shit in the bar. It's all a bit fuzzy, since partway through I almost died.

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466583

File: 1484033246568.png (614.69 KB, 1536x2048, Did somepony call me.png)


"Eh, I have a disguise, I dont care that much for some permanent unicorn-to-naga ability."


Quoten 41466584


"You know, I'm sure someone somewhere finds that incredibly kinky"

"So, vamp, huh?"

"Really? Might help you find someone."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466585

File: 1484033350292.png (177.01 KB, 254x348, 22.png)

"Not as many as are here."

"That vould be correct. I am a Vampire Bat."

Quoten 41466586

"...so if you bite someone, does it make them a bat too?"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466587

File: 1484033423343.gif (348.36 KB, 165x217, __sorceress_dragon_s_crown_dra…)

"Damn. Bar Shenanigans can be pretty cool though. Got me a pretty hot lady."
"Hehehe, I'm sure of it. I wonder what I'd do with many mes. Probably spread them out across Equestria so people will run into me all the time or spot me."
"I see. I heard that a lot of places in Equestria are named after horse puns."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466588

File: 1484033452795.png (80.2 KB, 1114x1219, Reggie Current...well ya tried…)


>He shakes his head.

"I'd still love the water too much to just leave it behind in pony form, and dont get me started on keeping it hidden from her or something if it turned out she really doesn't like the water."

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466589

File: 1484033454587.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

"No. Do not make me question your intelligence again please."

"Explain vhat you mean."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466590

File: 1484033466067.jpg (77.08 KB, 777x600, Relaxing on a cloud.jpg)

Hm, I bet they did...seems to happen with most who show up there.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466591

File: 1484033639400.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

"Like there's a place called "Trotslvania" and "Fillydelphia", which have the words "Trot" and "Filly" in them. They're supposed to sound like other places, but with horse related inserts."
"Yup! First I met your mom. She's kinda ho-nice. She was the one to let me know the general bar rules and such. And how free everything is."

Quoten 41466592

"Take over the wooooorld!"

"Why not? I question it all the time!"

"Oh, I thought you meant, like, some way to change back and forth."

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466593

File: 1484033746682.png (267.2 KB, 600x600, Standing on a ledge.png)

>She smirked
Yeah, she's pretty nice...you're hardly the first to point it out.
>Seems she caught his slip

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466594

File: 1484033765319.png (646.58 KB, 491x694, 9.png)

"I am not seeing it."

"Because stupid annoys me."

Taigaphone 41466595


"I did mean that. My disguise works well enough for work and social things, but I dont want to hide my origial self from a mare."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466596

File: 1484033865248.png (195.42 KB, 900x1257, lyly 1.png)

"Of course!"
>She giggled.
"Yeah! I'm sure many people note her niceness. But yeah! I like the bar as a concept more so than hanging around there :3"
"I guess it just sounds normal to you. Me not being a pony, it sticks out as a name :3"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466597

File: 1484034016661.png (848.37 KB, 877x1045, Alternate Human Lilith, aka(Oh…)

Hm, don't hang around there much? I can't say I've seen you a lot there...

Quoten 41466598

"You'd be surprised how fun it is!"

He shakes his head
"Not quite what I meant but...well, I guess it kind of would be."

"And make the burros pay for it!"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466599

File: 1484034142132.png (79.53 KB, 500x500, 333062__questionable_human_lyr…)

"Nah, I don't hang out at the bar. I drop my daughter off there, though. You might have seen her. In fact, I know you've seen her. She really looks up to you!"
"Yeah, hehehe. So! I figure I might as well try, how about that bacon daiquiri?"

Quoten 41466600

"Sure, but just one. Don't wanna be responsible for getting you blitzed"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466601

File: 1484034236999.jpg (105.32 KB, 593x1024, Posing with a sweatshirt.jpg)

Hm...Cherry? Yeah, she's pretty nice.

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466602

File: 1484034238817.png (476.82 KB, 406x640, 11.png)

"That does not make any sense... Or... Does it?"

"You mean annoying."

Taigaphone 41466603


"Well what did you mean?"

Quoten 41466604

"Tomayto, Potahto."

"Sort of...put your best foot forward and find a mare who would be okay with more to you than meets the eye. But I guess it would be kind of hiding yourself."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466605

File: 1484034558852.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

"She's the cutest thing I've ever seen. So sweet, so loving. Warms my heart."
"I can handle a drink, I am old enough~"
"You know, a philosopher said that if a lion could talk, we could not understand him. I think that's what's going on here. It means that it's point of perspective is so far removed, that all it's reference points would be lost on people. I think we are too different to understand each other so easily."

Quoten 41466606

"Yeah, but the thing about these is, they go down smooth and you're blacked before you know it. And you've had a big ol' Long Island already!"

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466607

File: 1484034650392.jpg (419.63 KB, 571x810, Lilith's favorite outfit.jpg)

Hm...gonna have to say my girlfriend's cuter, you know
>She smirked

Taigaphone 41466608


"Oh. Yeah I know what you mean, and it sounds kinda good at first, but its really just bait-and-switchy for her. Me being bable to walk like a normal stallion should be like a bonus rather than a nessesity."

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466609

File: 1484034964007.png (335.75 KB, 654x518, Profile Image.png)

"I've got you here, so I'm not worried~"
"Of course, but I mean in the way that one is adorable, and not that you are in a romantic relationship with :3"

Quoten 41466610

"Good point. Very good point."

Quoten 41466611

>He laughs, sliding her a cocktail smelling of maple
"Oh, fiiiiine! Drink up!"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466612

File: 1484035084168.gif (1.77 MB, 444x250, 1481610939637.gif)

"Thank you Odd~"
>She sips it!

Quoten 41466613

Maple, brown sugar, bacon. Rich, savory, slightly greasy, and makes you want more.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466614

File: 1484035275403.gif (400.59 KB, 511x600, IMG_1824.GIF)

"Very nice, did you make this? Sweet~"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466615

File: 1484035413368.png (111.95 KB, 1207x1159, Reggie Current...not sure.png)


"So, yeah. Not a great selection unless they are ok with transformation. Or a naga like me shows up.

I think my buzz is dying. Friggin' tail absorbing it all.

I've never actually met another like me here, even though I knew there are a lot more where I came from in the sea."

Quoten 41466616

"Thanks! They're the drink I do best."

"Well tell me, do you want one like you, or one who accepts you for who you are?"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466617

File: 1484035699429.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

"Yeah! It's very good~ I'm asking if you came up with the drink :3"
>She eats some of the bacon!

Quoten 41466618

"Nah, Bearington did. I just tweaked the recipe until it was perfect."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466619

File: 1484036100099.webm (1.19 MB, 400x226, Every racing game ever.webm)

My ultimate drink is the strawberry ice cream, oreo cookie, peanut butter, masrhmellow, nutella and candied bacon milkshake.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466620

File: 1484036135650.gif (400.59 KB, 511x600, IMG_1824.GIF)

"Ah! So it was the big bear who started it, still, very nice drink~"

Quoten 41466621

"Yeah, but there's no alcohol in that one!"

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466622

File: 1484036371609.png (80.2 KB, 1114x1219, Reggie Current...well ya tried…)


"Honestly? Both, preferably. Remember I live more comfortably in water, but my home does extend out of it, so it woould work.. but I like sleeping with my mares coiled up with me, you know? I kinda want one to coil back... but, maybe what I did for Ranger would work on another, should she... want me enough.

>He looks into his cup.

"I think thats enough to drink.."

>I want to see a full vid of that webm

Quoten 41466623

"Keep your options open. Remember, nopony is perfect, and all relationships require sacrifice."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466624

File: 1484036515213.jpg (132.26 KB, 930x1560, A amazing pic2.jpg)

Not all drinks are alcoholic!


>PRobably doens't exist.

Quoten 41466625

"The best ones are!"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466626

File: 1484036645985.png (195.42 KB, 900x1257, lyly 1.png)

"Why drink if not to feel it's effects? That's when the fun starts!"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466627

File: 1484037041878.jpg (98.65 KB, 1280x720, 1469563877516.jpg)

That's like saying why not eat to get fat

Quoten 41466628

"Fat sounds good. Let's get fat!"

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466629

File: 1484037137181.png (195.42 KB, 900x1257, lyly 1.png)

"... Why not get fat? I am already a mum, so my hubby is locked down already! I can get rid of effort of being a fit mare!"
>She giggled

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466630


"Yeah, I know. But hey, magic's cool, and I have lots of...uh... nevermind. But... yeah.

Where's that other bottle..."


>That makes me slightly depressed.

Quoten 41466631

"...You know, maybe we've had enough."

░▒▓║Taiga║▓▒░ !TaigaVQX9Y!!D1BGplAzDk 41466632


>He coils up again, and sinks into it.

"Mmmerf.... fiiine."

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466634

File: 1484045209753.png (14.41 KB, 642x630, 7956f9ab665f3be642cc51b840832f…)

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466635

File: 1484049358322.png (20.61 KB, 598x611, 0946c8b9ed168b5e081db61391aba0…)

>Anyway, I wonder if anyone notices the secrets in the OP pic I left there.
>Hint: there are two

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466636

File: 1484049472987.jpg (4.56 MB, 4500x5000, __sorceress_dragon_s_crown_and…)

>Nice x3


>Waiting for the Sorceress Bun.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466637

File: 1484049589028.png (17.7 KB, 579x678, fd187d49b7e3277412528e185d9b44…)

>Alright, there you go

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466638

File: 1484049609826.jpg (144.75 KB, 673x680, __amazon_and_sorceress_dragon_…)

>Now do Dwarf Bun.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466639

File: 1484049740357.png (31.37 KB, 710x1196, 0cef4260eea61b833a8dcf04f2b7b1…)

>There was none, so have a random furry.

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466640

File: 1484049778618.jpg (407.71 KB, 1000x1461, __amazon_dwarf_elf_fighter_sor…)

>Is it You?

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466641

File: 1484049944631.png (26.99 KB, 795x798, ae4bdde3b53796a866ec9486a3afca…)

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466642

File: 1484049987656.gif (395.03 KB, 242x348, Afraid Snake Noise.gif)

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466643

File: 1484050078090.jpg (Spoiler Image, 366.89 KB, 1200x1903, tumblr_o34q6yovKn1t7xyrqo1_128…)

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466644

File: 1484050118929.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

>Aren't you quite the piggy, hmm?

meɪniæk 41466645



Cyan Hide 41466646


>Mods are dead

meɪniæk 41466647


>And we killed them

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466648

File: 1484050334469.png (529.85 KB, 773x1000, tumblr_nxoa2nXkox1rl35v4o1_128…)

>I'm a one big greasy and dirty mess.


Cyan Hide 41466649




>I'd tap it

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466650

File: 1484050393682.jpg (121.32 KB, 986x1000, __caster_fate_extra_and_fate_s…)

>I had a nightmare about a pig :c

meɪniæk 41466651


>Finally woke up

Cyan Hide 41466652

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466653

File: 1484050483877.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.43 KB, 687x999, człowiekoświnia_głupiegodoktor…)

>Not just you.
>Here's a drawing I made, inspired by a nightmare about pigs I had.

>Oh, I see what you mean.
>For some reason I was thinking you mean, like... game mods or something :3

Nicholas [No Children]!pr/donor/2 41466654

File: 1484050532575.jpg (927.23 KB, 1029x1200, __academy_ahri_and_ahri_league…)

>Well I'm glad the pig I saw was just a pink pig.

Cyan Hide 41466655


>That's how little our mods show up. They're the last kind of mod people think of in a mod-controlled image board.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466656

File: 1484050680076.png (Spoiler Image, 244.92 KB, 801x1000, Śweenie_Belle_grin_01.png)

>My early Donut Bar characters were inspired by my nightmares :3

>Or maybe we're just so nice and good behaving they don't need to intervene?

Cypher 41466657

File: 1484050681101.jpg (218.74 KB, 638x750, 409fd2356c1f1670ca6a1f09d0f65e…)

>You'd think with all the smut going around they'd have to be a bit more active, oh god that takes me back, remember years ago when the mods finally cracked down on all the obvious and blatant ERP?

Cyan Hide 41466658




>Celestia and Luna were the biggest offenders. "Ooh, I came just from a massage!"

Cypher 41466659

>I think the straw that broke the camels back was a character literally masturbating in the spa

Cyan Hide 41466660


>I hope that wasn't me. I can't remember. I do remember being banned for some sexy rping and everyone was like "Oh shit! The mods are back!" because I was like the first person to be banned like that.

Cyan Hide 41466661


>No, I remember now. I was banned for having a fade to black/morning after "We just had sex last night" moment with Noel and Vinyl

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466662

File: 1484051110751.png (Spoiler Image, 369.84 KB, 651x1005, 682134bc84a6c17686af5a914c8e0e…)

Cypher 41466663

File: 1484051216220.jpg (218.2 KB, 668x924, 233ed9d08d7e6fa3e5185ca9d21257…)

>no it wasnt anyone from the NLR, it was some random in another thread
>I've seen enough hentai~<3

Cherry Pet [Old College Try]!pr/donor/2 41466664

File: 1484052252116.jpg (354.11 KB, 900x1260, __caster_fate_extra_fate_extra…)

>Alright I'll be the one to miss this one. Fuck.

>You guys suck :P

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466665

File: 1484052315857.png (200.32 KB, 483x512, so much love.png)


Cherry Pet [Old College Try]!pr/donor/2 41466666

File: 1484052326496.jpg (891.31 KB, 850x1200, __sorceress_dragon_s_crown_dra…)

>Next one should be about TNA if you know what I mean

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466667

File: 1484052880714.jpg (144.18 KB, 500x707, tumblr_ogtyubbJIf1qb821do1_500…)

>The only thing I found under that acronym was something called Total Nonstop Action Wrestling and I'm not sure if you meant that.

Cherry Pet [Old College Try]!pr/donor/2 41466668

File: 1484053066048.jpg (208.61 KB, 1000x1412, __riven_league_of_legends_draw…)

>It's not :3

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466669

File: 1484053112411.jpg (636.63 KB, 764x1068, tumblr_of5a7qn4aF1tj6qzbo1_128…)

>Will you educate me then?

Cherry Pet [Old College Try]!pr/donor/2 41466670

>Yes :3
>Means Boobs and Butts.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466671

File: 1484054580945.png (1.05 MB, 1200x1456, f303b7d0f1bcb340507235f07e89e9…)

>Aww, so I posted wrong stuff QwQ

>Here, have something more relevant to this.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466678

File: 1484064095779.jpg (111.65 KB, 876x785, marty swimsuit.jpg)

meɪniæk 41466679


>*Gibs him a kissy*

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466680

File: 1484064613001.jpg (12.07 KB, 329x410, 1456662750652.jpg)


meɪniæk 41466681


>Where do you usually give a kissy?

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466682

File: 1484064803031.png (180.6 KB, 260x260, 1483829209974.png)

>On the dick.

meɪniæk 41466683


>Eww das gay

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466684

File: 1484065042388.png (220.38 KB, 894x1061, 9149ea0fbfc80eb275bf9f571515c7…)

>But why would you give Marty non-gay kisses?

Renamon-Senpai 41466685

File: 1484066954293.jpg (69.16 KB, 931x859, Such edge, much wow.png)

>So I found the edgiest of edge Nick pics.

>I think the filename is appropriate.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466686

File: 1484067065630.jpg (137.15 KB, 1280x996, these wounds they will not hea…)

>I have an edgy pic of Kaitty too (I think it even was made by the creator of Kaitty for some reason).

>How do you like my edgy filename?

Renamon-Senpai 41466687


Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466688

File: 1484067558170.png (457.86 KB, 814x600, tfw real life.png)

Renamon-Senpai 41466689

File: 1484067742606.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

>I had an interesting idea for a Zootopia sequel/tv series

>A Bonnie and Clyde expy duo to be the foil to Judy, Nick, and their relationship as a whole.

>Came up with the idea while thinking up an AU Judy and Nick criminal duo, and then thought to myself "actually, a pair like that would make much better ANTAGONISTS for the two of them..."

>Bonus points if the Bonnie and Clyde expies think they're untouchable because of the old and tired "love conquers all" cliche.

>Now if only I had the kind of influence that I could pitch it to Disney writers.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466691

>I haven't watched Zootopia

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466692

Roll 1d5 = 1

Renamon-Senpai 41466693

>Waaatch it

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466694

File: 1484068277855.png (202.83 KB, 512x512, victory.png)

>Alright, so that's two people recommending it.
Plus the cute bunny girl in the movie.

Renamon-Senpai 41466695

File: 1484068386753.png (988.33 KB, 1280x1280, I love a lady in uniform..png)

>Judy Hipps Hopps

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466697

File: 1484068466996.png (170.97 KB, 461x512, noice.png)

And fluffy pawfeets.

Renamon-Senpai 41466698

File: 1484068581485.gif (811.95 KB, 250x247, wait, fuck.gif)

>Her "shoes" appear to be open soled.

>Which is neat.

Czymsim [on Windows Tenth]!ALOJZySkIc 41466700

File: 1484068694852.png (164.17 KB, 483x547, foot_rub_by_foxinshadow_by_zyl…)

>I like it too :3

>gtg for now, bai

Renamon-Senpai 41466701

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466702

File: 1484072673473.jpg (23.71 KB, 500x279, bleach_byRaggsy.jpg)

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466703

File: 1484072908128.gif (77.4 KB, 540x540, Teehee~.gif)

meɪniæk 41466704

File: 1484072955722.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466705

File: 1484073027845.gif (163.43 KB, 1420x1255, implying.gif)

>People to play with~!

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466707

File: 1484073251108.jpg (290.52 KB, 1279x1920, Thanks for the reblogs~.jpg)

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466708

>Eating. Wanna RP?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466709

>sure thang, who and who?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466710

>Shit, wanna continue reading My Immortal, or you got enough of that for now?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466711

>your choice!

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466712

File: 1484073707034.jpg (47.61 KB, 495x784, possible new picbase.jpg)

>Kiddo opened the bottle of whiskey and guzzled half down up front.

...Okay. Morry, you ready setting up this shit?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466714

File: 1484073878368.gif (234.76 KB, 540x558, It's not about this, or this, …)

Morry sighed loudly.
"You sure you wanna risk brain damage? We can play video games or something."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466715

File: 1484074061153.jpg (356.83 KB, 1070x1363, Kiddo 76.jpg)

You scared me off my seat yesterday, this is personal now. I'm gonna best this shit.

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466716

File: 1484074171471.jpg (240.02 KB, 1163x930, Futatsuiwa.Mamizou.full.760703…)

Izumummy is in the bar!

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466717

File: 1484074187241.jpg (300.33 KB, 1248x1920, Oh shit did he notice that.jpg)

"...I'd be aroused if I wasn't terrified.
Oh well. You're funeral.

Aaaaand we're live."

meɪniæk 41466718

File: 1484074205645.jpg (494.31 KB, 1280x1203, hot rod.jpg)

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466719

File: 1484074364829.jpg (338.22 KB, 1027x1430, thanks Quoten - again.jpg)

>So is Kiddo! And Morry.

Hey nerds, Kiddo and Morry here. Last time this blue haired shithead scared me off my seat and now it's personal. We're gonna read this shit until we finish it or she cries and begs to stop.

No, if you do it now, it won't count.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466721

File: 1484074704387.png (160.32 KB, 719x924, Dukes.png)

"Your funeral, hon. I'm gonna keep going until we get to Thirty Hs.

Anyway. Chapter Five.
Ay En: STOP flaming!
If people keep flaming five chapters in...
if u flam it menz you're a prep or a pos-Ar.
Which one has more brain cells?
Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem four having sexx!
With two x's. Remember, kids, a headache is an excuse toact completely unlike yourself!
PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Oh THANK GOD, this has to be the last episode."

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466723

File: 1484075082529.jpg (209.58 KB, 1024x1365, thanks Quoten.jpg)

>Kiddo raised up the thick wad of paper she was reading the fanfic from, pointed at one of the first pages, and mouthed, "we're here".

Alright, bitchfags, before we proceed, a disclaimer - we're not responsible for any damages you might suffer from listening to us read this shit. We also don't own this abhorrent piece of manure - and even if we did, we'd deny it. Let's see what chapter five has in store for us...

>Kiddo looked at the paper.

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him.

Motherfucking shit, bitch, this is the first sentence and you fucked it up. I had hopes. Expectations. But noo.

...Follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466724

File: 1484075265195.png (42.32 KB, 245x126, Gross, dude.PNG)

"You say that like you're surprised, Kiddo.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
... Apparently, Dumbledore is such a prep he yells rapper names for no reason."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466725

File: 1484075360362.jpg (170.01 KB, 850x1151, __iowa_kantai_collection_drawn…)


dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466726

File: 1484075413430.jpg (47.61 KB, 495x784, possible new picbase.jpg)

>Kiddo snickered for the next two minutes.

....Ludacris... Pppfthhhahaha!

Oooh fuck Okay, okay, I'm calm.


I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.

...This is advanced distraught, Morry.

Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonnagall - I'm impressed, no typos in names! - who were both looking very angry.

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466728

File: 1484075490591.jpg (78.54 KB, 692x1024, Blank stare.jpg)

And is caught and cuddled.

"Hey Gretchen guess what?"

Izumi noticed the camera.

Then pulled out a piece of cardboard that reads "You're Getting Another Granchild"

meɪniæk 41466729

File: 1484075606979.png (143.17 KB, 500x567, Gretchen and Varmus_colored.pn…)


>She leans over to see the cardboard.

...Another one?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466730

File: 1484075808013.jpg (300.33 KB, 1248x1920, Oh shit did he notice that.jpg)

"Remember. Vampire. She can do whatever the fuck she wants.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
... I'm having hopes, there was no typos here.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
...Kiddo. Kiddo thar was actually in character. Kiddo.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
... Kiddo maybe this is the part where this gets genuinely good.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
... I take it back. I take it all back.
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
...Yeah sure you broke a bajillion rules and fucked like rabbits but hey sure, true love or whatever."

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466731

File: 1484076047546.jpg (454.02 KB, 720x960, Chubby.jpg)

"Isn't it wonderful?~"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466732

File: 1484076086629.png (22.24 KB, 502x450, in the pooper, oh boy!.png)

...Excuse me, everyone, I've just been informed that I'm gonna be a grandma.

>Kiddo stood up from her seat and walked out of the camera's view...

>...And ran up to Izumi.

...You're pregnant!?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466733

File: 1484076217313.jpg (555.77 KB, 3600x4000, Maid!.jpg)

"...Remember, guys. Always wear a condom. We'll be right back."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466734

File: 1484076272512.gif (604.81 KB, 500x284, Another-set-of-random-gifs-adv…)

.....You never tell me that.

meɪniæk 41466735

File: 1484076437164.png (977.6 KB, 861x801, A changed girl Crop.png)


It's nice, I guess. I haven't even really seen the first one.

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466736

File: 1484076461703.jpg (450.63 KB, 840x960, Heheheh.jpg)

"Unless you're ready for a child like I am!"

She immediately pulls you into a hug~

"I'm not entierly sure, I can't exactly use a conventional pregnancy test but me and Corax have decided to have another child~"

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466737

File: 1484076524842.png (215.05 KB, 656x250, Heheheh.PNG)

"That's because I wsnr the child support."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466738

File: 1484076568254.jpg (14.44 KB, 298x479, 298px-Finn_Punk_Hair_-_Copy.jp…)

....what....what is wsnr....



dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466739

File: 1484076579562.png (207.43 KB, 400x400, festive!_foundbyLink.png)

I'm so fucking happy!

>Kiddo grinned, hugged Izumi back, and twirled her around!

meɪniæk 41466740

>w/e my internet is too shit

Ammie(Mobile)!e3kpSpikeM 41466741

File: 1484076677113.jpg (1.09 MB, 1066x800, Bigass tail.jpg)

"Because she doesn't really like the bar, but if you visit me at home I'd be more than happy to let you see her."

"Eeeeee~!" she squeaks as she is spun around, her tail causing a nice breeze for everyone behind her.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466742

File: 1484076712214.webm (2.86 MB, 1280x720, 1472055447717.webm)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466743

File: 1484076753483.webm (2.09 MB, 768x432, EEHHHHEHEHHEHEHHEEEE.webm)

>HOly shit we got WEBMS with sound now!

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466744

File: 1484076781760.png (79.13 KB, 195x232, DUDE.PNG)

"For reak though, congratulations, you guys!"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466745

File: 1484076788459.webm (1.29 MB, 640x360, Innersetllar.webm)

Glocken!Zero.20QHI 41466746

>We have sound Webm's now?

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466747

File: 1484076822689.webm (742.47 KB, 720x480, Through the gates of hell.webm)

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466748

File: 1484076912536.webm (1.48 MB, 500x350, J.M.'s Dream Jam.webm)

>No I just hacked the site to allow only me to do it.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466749

File: 1484076950150.webm (2.64 MB, 406x720, The Donut Bar mentality.webm)

>Aw, don't think I have any with sound QwQ

Renamon-Senpai 41466750

File: 1484076952512.png (988.33 KB, 1280x1280, I love a lady in uniform..png)

>And yet we still can't post large non-moving images. :P

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466751

File: 1484076990860.png (4.54 KB, 180x244, Kiddo and a cat.png)

Izumi, I am sooo fucking happy... When it's due?

Cyan Hide 41466752

>What's up?

Renamon-Senpai 41466753

File: 1484077320688.jpg (69.16 KB, 931x859, Such edge, much wow.png)

>I found some edgelord's "masterpiece"

Cyan Hide 41466754



>20's Gangster Nick from a parallel universe?

Renamon-Senpai 41466755

File: 1484077422743.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)


>The red glowing eyes definitely put it in "ow the edge" territory.

Cyan Hide 41466756


>Ye lol.

>"This isn't Nick it's his evil twin. Do not steal!"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466757

File: 1484077544083.png (573.49 KB, 1300x1468, 1438636035230.png)


Cyan Hide 41466758





Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466759

>Going out for groceries, but up for RP when I get back!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466760

File: 1484077680769.webm (2.29 MB, 1280x720, 1482205710385.webm)

>I'm just sitting around still waiting about the docs things.

>Also waiting for headphones.

Renamon-Senpai 41466761

File: 1484077773627.png (478.28 KB, 800x1000, 01_by_nurinaki-d9t1vlg.png)


>How 'bout with you?

Cyan Hide 41466762


>I see. What's this doc thing?


>Just chilling out after my driving lesson and a telephone fiasco about 2 hours ago.

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466763

File: 1484077950244.png (207.43 KB, 400x400, festive!_foundbyLink.png)

>Kiddo sat back down in her seat and wiped her eyes.

...Whoah. Fuck. Okay. This is amazing, guys. Heh. Where were we... Oh, it's my turn.

Draco and I went upstaris while the teachers glared at us.

Renamon-Senpai 41466764

File: 1484078047180.gif (1.67 MB, 268x380, Cocky nom.gif)


>Want to do anything?

Cyan Hide 41466765

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466766

File: 1484078103378.jpg (354.14 KB, 1000x1000, BAM.jpg)

"...You sure you wanna do this...?
Well, alright.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently."

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466767

File: 1484078119382.jpg (176.67 KB, 821x767, NIghthsade.jpg)

>Just results for a CT scan and Bloodwork I got done. I'm assuming it isn't bad since he didn't call first thing in the morning.

Renamon-Senpai 41466768

File: 1484078149300.jpg (61.45 KB, 728x1096, Well it ain't taking itself of…)


>Original concept universe Nick in the bar!

Cyan Hide 41466769

File: 1484078253171.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


>I'm sure you're fine seeing as how they haven't called, ye.



>Hurricane is in the bar, and nods in his direction.

Greetings, standing fox!

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466770

File: 1484078326075.png (32.92 KB, 250x394, 250px-Rigby_character.png)

"...So in theory, what will happen if this collar's off of you?"

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466771

File: 1484078348440.webm (140.44 KB, 700x376, Sins of the father.webm)

>That's what I'm trying to keep in mind!

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466772

File: 1484078360861.jpg (85.28 KB, 800x905, jim-gallo-moltar-web.jpg)

>A man pushes a table over as he shoves open the basement hatch. He was in an oddly designed thermal suit. His heavy boots thudded against the floor as he fully emerged up from the hatch.

"Dang kids always moving the furniture over the hatch." The deep voice echoed from beneath his helmet as he muttered to himself. He would go over to the cappuccino machine and grab his familiar tin cup,and wait for the brew.

Renamon-Senpai 41466773

File: 1484078362490.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

Hey, don't sell yourself short. You're technically capable of standing too.

In theory, nothing.

In practice, I will probably be shot.

Cyan Hide 41466774

File: 1484078478681.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


...Who are you, strangely dressed warrior?


>Hugs of reassurance.


Capable, yes. T'is still unusual for a fox to stand.

Renamon-Senpai 41466775

File: 1484078483398.gif (811.95 KB, 250x247, wait, fuck.gif)

Why are you wearing that hazmat getup? You look like you've been working with-

>Nick cuts himself short, realizing the "joke" he was making wasn't actually all that funny if it was true.

Uhhh... Should I be worried about something downstairs?

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466776

File: 1484078500967.jpg (15.25 KB, 340x270, Kiddo's old mug.jpg)

Come on, let's at least finish the chapter, then we're gonna celebrate.

Yeah I guess, I lied. I went to the girl's doem and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out, ellipsis and line break, Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ''I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reclutantly went back into his room.

Boom, finished, now fucking excuse me while I go drink myself dead from happiness.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466777

File: 1484078513999.jpg (76.71 KB, 720x480, Are you okay.jpg)

"... You sure? You're not in Edgetopia or wherever you came from anyway. I could probably just slip it off and get rid of the edge."

Renamon-Senpai 41466778

File: 1484078581530.jpg (416.66 KB, 1280x960, I must be high, why am I surro…)

I live in "Edgetopia" and my livelihood is there. I have to go back.

Also it's smaller than my head. It doesn't "slip off."

Not where I come from.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466779

File: 1484078585809.jpg (392.03 KB, 720x1280, Bikini time!.jpg)

"Ooh, ooh, I'm coming with!"

dimVitrarius !VarmusKHzY!!OxLGLjMQqy 41466780

File: 1484078624349.jpg (214.59 KB, 700x900, laughing.jpg)

Damn right you are.

>Kiddo literally picked Morry up and carried her away!

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466781

File: 1484078703155.jpg (69.15 KB, 600x600, moltar_by_marnodor-d4xy403.jpg)

"I'm just a guy that keeps this city town or whatever you call it heated during the winter months." He said with a heavy deep sigh.

"Nah the furnaces that keep this city warm are all running smoothly. Want a cup of coffee?" He asked as his cup had finished filling.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466782

File: 1484078828566.webm (181.74 KB, 480x270, Sparking Ember.webm)


>Imma go for a walk now :o

Renamon-Senpai 41466783

File: 1484078838264.png (3.24 MB, 1600x2286, kid, you are not in the right …)

I'm good.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466784

File: 1484078875385.jpg (30.23 KB, 500x500, Bachelorcoon.jpg)

"... Right.
A: This is literally the multiverse's kitchen sink. You can just go to a different univefse.
B: Bed and board is free here. You can just settke in here for a while and find a real job.
C: There's people here who make reality look like a joke. Ask around.
D: I got a saw. Do you want me to saw it open? I csn saw it open."

Cyan Hide 41466785


Are where are you from?


I've always wondered why it's warmer in winter now than when I was but a filly...


>Okay, Dom.


Renamon-Senpai 41466786

File: 1484079046777.jpg (17.71 KB, 400x400, tiniest cake in the world.jpg)

A: Got friends in my universe. And employees. As shit as my life sounds, abandoning it would make me worse.

B AND C: This place still freaks me out, but I'm morbidly curious. At least until spring when my park reopens.

D: Not today, thanks.

Zootopia, the city of a billion mammals.

That's an exaggeration of course, but it gives you the basic premise of what it's like.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466787

File: 1484079124392.png (32.92 KB, 250x394, 250px-Rigby_character.png)

"Well, there goes my attempts of fixing everything.

What's up, anthropomorphic animal?"

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466788

File: 1484079163118.jpg (55.2 KB, 500x500, avatars-000163718733-4gerjy-t5…)

"Eh suit yourself then." He said as he got his hot tin cup from the machine. He partially unfastened his helmet showing a scared chin and bottom lip as he gulped down his hot drink. His face looked leathery from the scars. With that finished he re sealed his helmet to his suit.

"I may need to raise the heat a bit in the section feels a bit nippy. My apologies on that." The deep gravelly voice said politely.

"Thank you i try,but i still find the surface temperature a bit chilly guess i spent to much time down there with the furnaces." He said as his suit had a bit of smoke rolling off of it.

Cyan Hide 41466789

File: 1484079280105.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


There are furnaces down there? No wonder it's so warm!

I wonder if I could reforge a sword down there...


You mean similar to the Everfree Forest?

Renamon-Senpai 41466790

File: 1484079344439.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

Well, so far, today's treating me pretty well. Thank you for asking, Robbie.

>Oh god, he's given you a nickname.

>You're stuck with it now.

I'm honestly alright. What about you?

>He gives the pegasus a look that says quite clearly "I have no idea where that place is"

I'm going to wager "no."

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466791

File: 1484079494285.jpg (85.28 KB, 800x905, jim-gallo-moltar-web.jpg)

"It might be possible. If you adjust a furnace to do so." He said pondering this.

"Just a little sleepy from the daily grind."

Cyan Hide 41466792

File: 1484079574904.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


....What else are furnaces for?


Zootropolis...that sounds Greek. Maybe it's near my hometown of Pegasopolis.

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466793

"Warmth." He said flatly.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466794

File: 1484079623181.jpg (274.69 KB, 510x510, Boop.jpg)


It's actually Trash Panda, dude. Robbie sounds like I'm trying to fight Sportacus."

Cyan Hide 41466795

File: 1484079677728.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


That is just a by-product of the flames.

More has changed in my sleep than I feared...

Renamon-Senpai 41466796

File: 1484079701047.jpg (401.26 KB, 666x1000, I AM calm.jpg)

I said Zootopia, though Zootropolis is a common "mis-name" that people call it.

Ah, I know that feeling.

Whatever you say, Robbie.

>He's not going to stop calling you that...

Cyan Hide 41466797

File: 1484079774594.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)



I will have to get used to that.

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466798

File: 1484079828862.jpg (69.15 KB, 600x600, moltar_by_marnodor-d4xy403.jpg)

"How long have you been asleep?" The man asked in graveled voice.

"Yeah i rarely get any sleep. It exhausting even after you get used to the heat."

Cyan Hide 41466799

File: 1484079868696.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


A few thousand years. My mother was THE Commander Hurricane.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466800

File: 1484079954458.jpg (9.54 KB, 246x205, Jazz hands!.jpg)

"... Don't call me Robbie."

Renamon-Senpai 41466801

File: 1484080041386.jpg (61.45 KB, 728x1096, Well it ain't taking itself of…)

>Fun fact, the city IS called Zootropolis in most non-English speaking countries... but the lip flaps for "Zootopia" are the same.

You probably won't find it on any maps of this place. I'm pretty far from home for my "vacation" this year.

>Nick gets a bit of a troll grin.

Why, whatever is the problem, Robbie?

>Oh my god, he's doing it on purpose.

>...His collar's light briefly flicks yellow as he snickers a bit though.

Yeesh, no offense but I'm glad I don't work down there then.

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466802

File: 1484080136159.jpg (76.79 KB, 500x358, GET OUT.jpg)

That's like calling a black guy 'Stealie'.

Stop calling ne that."

meɪniæk 41466803

File: 1484080257888.jpg (336.26 KB, 923x1168, 100cm.jpg)


>It was localised in the UK as Zootropolis for whatever reason.

Renamon-Senpai 41466804

File: 1484080258698.jpg (130.26 KB, 1024x778, When you want a tan but you're…)

>He sighs

>His light goes solid green again

Well, that sucks the fun out of it, now I have to explain. Robbie in this case is short for Robin. As in Robin Hood.

Renamon-Senpai 41466805

File: 1484080305556.gif (486.11 KB, 160x190, what the actual fack.gif)


>But... But then ALL of the other lip flaps wouldn't need adjusting...

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466806

File: 1484080309406.jpg (85.28 KB, 800x905, jim-gallo-moltar-web.jpg)

"Hmm haven't heard of her." He said as the steam stopped rolling off his suit.

"I don't think we have suits for your particular frame either. Hell the higher ups would be reducing you pay to make one custom for ya." He said with a laugh,but then came back.

"But no seriously they would make a custom one for ya and take it out of your pay."

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466807

File: 1484080389825.jpg (163.85 KB, 990x689, NYOOM.jpg)

"... I know my disney, you can't bullshit me.
Robin Hood was a fox."

Renamon-Senpai 41466808

File: 1484080495230.jpg (17.71 KB, 400x400, tiniest cake in the world.jpg)

Eh, I've had worse digs back home for jobs I'm not "suited" for.

I am aware.

>He grins a little

But no it's sort of a mix of the cliche of the whole "robber mask" thing raccoons have, and that you've been trying to help me out even though I haven't asked for or earned it.

Cyan Hide 41466809

File: 1484080508584.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)


You haven't?! Don't know know your Equestrian history?


Ah, so you are from very far away. I see...

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466810

File: 1484080604696.png (212.13 KB, 987x715, 3c987b4cfe0041df2dd0bb89b86ff7…)

>Auction website sent me more of their spam and there was link to their overview of smartphones with capacious batteries.

Damn! They have to know everything!

Renamon-Senpai 41466811

File: 1484080659049.jpg (90.4 KB, 727x1100, yes I am.png)

And I have come to devour the flesh of your people and gnaw on their bones.

>His tone doesn't even change while he says this

>He does however have a massive shit eating grin.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That's a joke I'd get beat up for saying back home.

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466812

File: 1484080699320.jpg (69.15 KB, 600x600, moltar_by_marnodor-d4xy403.jpg)

"Eh good pun." He said as he leaned on the counter.

"No I know how to maintain the furnaces down below,and how to cook some basic food. I tried getting a radio once,and it didn't last long."

Cyan Hide 41466813

File: 1484080751747.png (463.23 KB, 755x1024, Zephyrus.png)



>She puts her sword back in her sheath.

Be thankful you didn't grow up in my home.


So, you've never had an education?

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466814

File: 1484080836179.jpg (76.71 KB, 720x480, Are you okay.jpg)

"... You just keep slipping down the ladder.

Don't remind me of the cliches. It's likeI'll ask you about henhouses."

Renamon-Senpai 41466815

File: 1484080849686.png (354.24 KB, 852x480, Oh hey, lunch! How thoughtful!…)

>...The ones that spam me seem to think I'm a 40 year old man with genital issues.

Jokes are kind of my thing. That and owning a theme park.

If I had gotten any more in character you wouldn't have needed the sword to punish me, gladius.

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466816

File: 1484080931489.jpg (55.2 KB, 500x500, avatars-000163718733-4gerjy-t5…)

"No my education was just more specialized. to suit my job."

"I heard of theme parks never been to one. well not on the surface anyway i just regulate there heat."

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466817

File: 1484080949286.jpg (220.86 KB, 900x900, 19c6eaf246e95fe2a4712ed4d311d8…)

>How rude! You're only 20+ year old man with genital issues!

Renamon-Senpai 41466818

File: 1484080991132.jpg (72.87 KB, 600x609, Before you regret this, I shou…)

I wear a collar that shocks me when I get loud and/or emotional.

Do you really think cliches bug me anymore?

>When he says "really" his collar indicator flicks yellow and holds until he takes a breath.

Geez, you need to get out more.

>HA. That actually made me chuckle.

Nightshade!YUL65dGygI 41466819

>But he's not Dom!
>Sorry Dom

Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466820

File: 1484081146605.jpg (134.95 KB, 1632x1224, 20120221_213743.jpg)

"...Are you fucking serious.
This thing flares up when you're upset.

Not when you're violent or anything.
When you get mad as a whole.


Renamon-Senpai 41466821

File: 1484081218068.png (140.21 KB, 385x480, Le shrug.png)

Or loud. Or excited. Etc.

Cyan Hide 41466822


Actually Link (Phone Edition) 41466823

File: 1484081333294.jpg (53.52 KB, 381x280, Rigby-regular-show-31749191-38…)

"...I think I just genuinely cut myself on that edge."

Moltar!1fBR9J/x5I 41466824

File: 1484081372503.jpg (55.2 KB, 500x500, avatars-000163718733-4gerjy-t5…)

"But if leave my post who will maintain the furnaces? I mean there use to be other guys but they didn't read the manual and well I'd rather not say what happened."

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466825

File: 1484081908146.png (14.41 KB, 642x630, 7956f9ab665f3be642cc51b840832f…)

>Yeah, he doesn't have as many children.

Sorry about the wait, a friend called Renamon-Senpai 41466826

File: 1484083242614.gif (811.95 KB, 250x247, wait, fuck.gif)

It's pretty dumb.


>No kids 4 me forever! :D

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466827

File: 1484083313108.png (154.41 KB, 512x512, b'aaaawww.png)

>But why?

Renamon-Senpai 41466828


meɪniæk 41466829

File: 1484083392046.png (94.46 KB, 512x512, implying.png)

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466830

File: 1484083399117.png (72.36 KB, 497x497, hmmmm ;3.png)

>That doesn't mean you can't have kids! There are ways!
>Unless you mean that you'd only have kids to molest them, you monster

Renamon-Senpai 41466831

>I won't be a genetic parent.

>That's what I mean. I've no interest.

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466832

File: 1484083647292.jpg (618.87 KB, 758x902, ehehhehhhehhehhhh.jpg)

>Adopt me!

Renamon-Senpai 41466833

File: 1484083783129.jpg (31.71 KB, 439x600, This is as uncomfortable as it…)

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466834

File: 1484083918734.png (185.47 KB, 512x512, paw paw.png)

>*baps fox pawfeets*

Renamon-Senpai 41466835

File: 1484084079187.jpg (1.79 MB, 2448x3264, what is this feeling of power …)

>Stop dat.

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41466836

File: 1484084418014.jpg (338.66 KB, 850x671, One punch man13.jpg)

Renamon-Senpai 41466837

File: 1484084516781.jpg (130.26 KB, 1024x778, When you want a tan but you're…)

Czymsim [🐶 bork talk 🐾]!ALOJZySkIc 41466838