#IC #Canon: TLL #Ask/Invite #Spotlights/Backstory
Oi! Either come th' fuck in or fuck th' fuck off!
Yeah, tha's righ', I'm talkin' t' yew
! I'm busy, yew better 'ave a gewd reeson fer botherin' me!
What? Yer feed went down? Oh, like Ah'm
suppos'd t' fix tha' for yew? I'm not even suppos'd t' be 'ere!
Alright, alright, fine, hold yer bitchin', Ah'll fix it! Fuck's sake...
Righ', if yew came in late, 'ere's what yew missed. Th' Captain of th' Lost Light met 'er co-pilot an' potential love interest. Though if yew've been lookin' at th' more recen' stories she torpedo'd tha'
in a hurry.
Then there was a story abou' some scavengers tryin' ta find their family an' runnin' smack intew some Empire fucks. They sorted tha' out an' moved on. Not shoor where tha's goin'.
An' then it jus' became all abou' tha' poof in pink spandex gettin' laid left righ' an' centuh. Seriously, how does a lil' twink like tha' get so much pussy? 'E's practically jus' out of th' womb by my standards an' 'e's up to 'is eyeballs in it! I haven' been laid tha' much an' I've been around a long