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Not Dan!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 42117880

Time for a Not Dan thread! A thread for Not Dans.

I have bad news: the "break glass in case of Dan" box has been STOLEN.

What happened to it and what should we do if a Dan appears?

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>>42117880
I saw it all mannnn
They came in, furiously and were like
"See that box"
And i was all like
"I see that box"
And they were all like
"Thats our box"
And i was all like
"No dude, thats not your box"
And they were all like
"Yes suh"
And i was all like
"Nut uh"
And then, you know what they did?
They took the freaking box!!
And i was like
"Hey"
And they were like
"Wut?"
And i was like
"Dont take that box"
And they were like
"We're taking the box"
And i was like
"Thats not your box"
And they were like
"Yes suh"
And i was like
"Nut uh"
And they were like
"Yes suh times infinity!"

And like... My hands were tied at that point.

We can just order another from Dan Away: the friendly neighborhood dan experts.
But its not even likely we will see a dan, not this far out. The clim just isnt suitable.

Not Dan!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42117887

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>>42117881
Ah, so that's how it is...

Still, given that this is a designated Not Dan zone, I feel everyone here should use the name 'Not Dan' to avoid confusion.

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I refuse to post in a thread that's not for proper Dans.

Dan Derp !HHpSeFdCvsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42118559

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bitch

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>>42118559
>A wild Dan appears
Oh nooo!

Does anypony remember what was in the "break glass in case of Dan" box?

(This was meant to be a parody/tribute thread but I think people mistook me for you and that makes it super-weird, I'm sorry!)

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>>42118695
i wish i did

did this happen?

i believe you but i have no memory of this

also don't be sorry for posting as dan, dan is all
This post was edited by its author on .

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>>42118701
It happened, and it reminds us all of a very dark time in Ponychan's already mottled history.

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>>42118695
>>42118701
So which one's the real one?

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I think I'll just pull a Dan out of this hat.

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>>42118702
so why can't i remember what happened then

i get the feeling i am the man left out of the loop and i am the person who this is named after unless there is a other Dan i don't know about

>>42118703
the other one

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>>42118709
Why, that is the whole basis of the "readiness exercise", that you should be "out of the loop"! If you knew about it the whole thing would be compromised, like Barney Rubble knowing Fred Flintstone's exact whereabouts and proximity to Fruity Pebbles at all times.

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>>42118748
are you telling me ponychan has a plan for Dan's that you have all been working on in the background

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>>42118816
That is exactly the joke that is being made here, sir!

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>>42118826
are you sure it is a real joke?

Not Dan!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42118849

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>>42118701
>dan is all
But if Not Dan is a True Dan then how is this thread?

Dan Derp !HHpSeFdCvsCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42118854

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>>42118849
a Dan Thread

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>>42118854
Dan is going to Dan.

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We know what to do when a Dan appears.

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>>42118855
We Dan

>>42118856
BITCH, GIVE ME BACK MY SWITCH

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>>42117880
We should ignore Dan until he goes away.

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>>42118874
But Dan is eternal

Join Dan

Become Dan with us

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>>42118896
We Dan's will continue on ponychan until the death of this site

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>>42118996
we will exist forever

dan is dan is dan

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>>42119002
How is life in OZ?

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>>42119003
raining alot

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>>42119013
How does burned Koala taste like?

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>>42119015
koalas carry chlamydia and eat poisonous (to people) eucalyptus leaves. They would not be edible according to all standard culinary methodologies.

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>>42119015
that shit be burnt


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