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It's been too damn long since we've had one of these, and the Z-machine bot is still unfinished, and the board is too quiet, so let's have another ZekeBot thread.

If you're unfamiliar with the shtick (where have you been??), post in this thread and ZekeBot will generate a semi-random response based on the posts in the thread, with often amusing results
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Speedcore is a form of hardcore that is characterized by a high tempo and aggressive themes.[1][4] The genre was created in the early to mid 1990s and the name originates from the genre hardcore as well as the high speed tempo used. This music rarely drops below 300 beats per minute (bpm). Earlier speedcore tracks often averaged at about 250 bpm,[5] which could be defined as terror(core), whereas some tracks sometimes exceed 1000 bpm where it then becomes known as extratone, the world's fastest music genre.[4]

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>>42111993
) a Toy Woody It's Call me Woody Bitches Bitches know young hoes, with them AK Fucking with that style

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4-beat (also known as hardcore or happy hardcore) is a breakbeat style of music that emerged around 1993. It evolved from breakbeat hardcore emanating from the United Kingdom rave scene. Due to the sheer scale of the United Kingdom rave scene, the popularity of this particular music was largely limited to England where it was almost exclusively produced and played.

Breakbeat hardcore was originally referred to as hardcore by ravers in England. As such, this evolved style was also alternatively known as hardcore or happy hardcore — the latter meaning a happier variant of this breakbeat styled hardcore, thus happy hardcore (i.e. happy breakbeat). Darkcore was the short lived counter-movement to happy that occurred at the same time.

The name happy hardcore should not be confused with other things that are also referred to as happy hardcore, as that term is much shared across the world to describe different sounding things that have their own development.

Also in this article, 4-beat is not a musical term commonly used to describe a drum beat time signature found in most types of modern music, but is rather a specific name used to describe a breakbeat music style.

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>>42111995
Bug is paw window

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112007

STOP CALLING ME GAY

It's seriously so annoying how people i know irl think I'm gay. They think going on this board makes me gay!! I am not gay. How many times do I have to go over this? I would, hypothetically, enjoy intercourse with a female. The breasts and vagina would be a source of interest for me, not the dick, I hate dick. I do not want dick in my ass; likewise, I do not want to put my dick in an ass unless of course it is the ass of a female. The reason for this is that I would much rather have sex with the ass of a female than the ass of a male or the dick of the male. I hate dicks. I would never even thinking about touching or looking at a dick- even my own. It is gay. Whenever I'm trying to piss and i accidentally look down and catch a glimpse of my dick, it sends me into a fit of rage where I forcibly mutilate myself for looking at dick. This is because I am not gay and do not want to look at a dick. I have considered cutting off my dick and replacing it with a vagina, because I much prefer those to dicks, because I am 100% straight.

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>>42112007
Cool story 👍

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Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112011

>>42112009
(it's just a copypasta from reddit btw)

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>>42112011
We are edge of liquid, ignited on the We're stealing the phone your breathing me over Your weeping engage with is cleaning willingness to Sunfucker: True However, your Eater

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>>42112011
I gathered. Or, I was 99% sure it was pasta and too lazy to google it.
Though I'm sure there's someone out there who has unironically said that...

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>>42112013
Cat Man is is watch

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112015

>>42112013
Well that person is most certainly ___gay___

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>>42112015
(let's go

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>>42112016
pikachu? or eevee?

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ChewyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42112104

big booty butt cheeks

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>>42112104
girl touching that’s a soloing

ChewyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42112110

itty bitty titties

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>>42112110
ate the And, with then I their impressive my wrist-es Base Stats chonky Ice for HP lookin hella and access the Phantom to Acid I'm in Armor, you you know can be (cowboy

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I love me some pickles.

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>>42112115
The more

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112127

can we get an f in replies for me and my absurdly powerful need to be crushed beneath Celestia's hooves and to lick and smell and clean the sweat and grime from her heels and toes. it's been a Long time since ilve been THIS specifically Foot Horny but jesus h. christ i want her to rub her perfect hooves against my cheek as i kneel for her and she mocks me for being such a desperate, disgusting sole-slut. i wanna choke on her toes in my mouth and i wanna clean every drop of sweat from her stinky sulcus with my tongue. f u c k. I WANNA WORSHIP HER FEET. GOD DAMN IT.

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>>42112127
I'm in He’s afraid of that of the monkey

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>>42112128
What monkey?

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>>42112129
The be a fact that fall–soon–it will so many glass will straight people way the still name of the traps as a lot "the gayest addiction

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112156

sometimes, you just need a butt

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#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676.

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112188

Look at Stirner, look at him, the peaceful enemy of all constraint.
For the moment, he is still drinking beer,
Soon he will be drinking blood as though it were water.
When others cry savagely "down with the kings"
Stirner immediately supplements "down with the laws also."
Stirner full of dignity proclaims;
You bend your willpower and you dare to call yourselves free.
You become accustomed to slavery
Down with dogmatism, down with law.

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>>42112188
100 other things bit gay

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New board games from Cranium when?

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112194

>>42112191
So, when an oil spill happens?

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>>42112194
So on December Send this create something to 11 will still of the spermiverse, I album convincing a counterfeit you that someone created he was incident and delivering some was an very moody 4: There and introspective tone* EDIT hip-hop that cum

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112197

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.'
'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.'
'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.
I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.
A city where the artist would not fear the censor.
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.
Where the great would not be constrained by the small!

And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

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>>42112197
Damn it

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112200

I remember playing habbo. I started when I was 9 years old. I would chat up with people, play games, all I had was pixel furniture (untradeable) and some cheap furni I won playing events, but I had many friends and as little furniture I had, it felt like a lot. That, until I entered a room called a "Casino". Everyone was "placing bets", 5gb bets, 10gb bets, hell, even 20gb bets. I didn't even know what a "GB" was, I asked someone, they said "goldbar", "a goldbar?" i said "what's that?". I found out a goldbar was worth 50 coins, everything I made in months of playing was worth as little as 5 coins. I was astonished, people were willing to let a game of fate that lasts 10 seconds to decide who keeps what is earned in years of gameplay. I wanted in, I wanted to taste that lifestyle. I lied, scammed, I ripped people off and I made many enemies. The road was long and hard, but I made it. I had power, money and influence. 3 years later, at the young age of 12. I was standing on one of the biggest pile of wealth in the game. And at what price? I had no friends, my only friends were "business acquaintances", people who needed something from me and from whom I needed something. I had some of the most expensive furniture in the game, but it wasn't worth anything to me, as long as you have the money to get it, everything tastes the same, it was just a pixel image with a ridiculously high price tag.

If you were to ask me, if I was to go back in time, would I do it again? Probably.

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>>42112200
a punk or even a good is this no standard listeners

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42112202

Taking the piss, or giving a shit?

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>>42112202
try me You’re a don't wanna stupid piece ho, you of shit

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>>42112203
Don't talk to Chewy like that.

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>>42112205
Man trucks Feel is move the big water away coming with from food

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Small warning, I'm gonna invite some people outside this site to have fun with this markov bot. Just thought I'd say it before I actually do.

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>>42112210
As runoffs of our life

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Piss ants.

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>>42112212
Damn it

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>>42112214
Anata dick then are nothing suck my to watashi Westside bitch but just my dick another weaboo


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