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>>42115481
"I don't believe it!"
🍐20%

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>>42115482
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The Murchison meteorite is one of the most studied meteorites due to its mass (>100 kg or 220 lb) and the fact that it was an observed fall. It fell in Australia in 1969 near Murchison, Victoria. It belongs to a group of meteorites rich in organic compounds.

In January 2020, astronomers reported that the oldest material found on Earth to date is the silicon carbide particles from the Murchison meteorite, which have been determined to be 7 billion years old, about 2.5 billion years older than the 4.54-billion-year age of the Earth and the Solar System.[a] The published study noted "dust lifetime estimates mainly rely on sophisticated theoretical models. These models, however, focus on the more common small dust grains and are based on assumptions with large uncertainties."[2]

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>>42115488
I told him how cool It was replaced with the similar themed sketch-comedy variety program All That

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The Wow! signal was a strong narrowband radio signal received on August 15, 1977, by Ohio State University's Big Ear radio telescope in the United States, then used to support the search for extraterrestrial intelligence. The signal appeared to come from the direction of the constellation Sagittarius and bore the expected hallmarks of extraterrestrial origin.

Astronomer Jerry R. Ehman discovered the anomaly a few days later while reviewing the recorded data. He was so impressed by the result that he circled the reading on the computer printout, 6EQUJ5, and wrote the comment Wow! on its side, leading to the event's widely used name.[2]

The entire signal sequence lasted for the full 72-second window during which Big Ear was able to observe it, but has not been detected since, despite several subsequent attempts by Ehman and others. Many hypotheses have been advanced on the origin of the emission, including natural and human-made sources, but none of them adequately explains the signal.[3] Although the Wow! signal had no detectable modulation—a technique used to transmit information over radio waves—it remains the strongest candidate for an alien radio transmission ever detected.[3]

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>>42115490
This is a war) Between two gangsters If You don't like me You shouldn't be anything like me You shouldn't be anything like me You shouldn't be anything like me You shouldn't be anything like me You shouldn't be anything like me You shouldn't be anything like me [Bridge] I feel her heart beating in me Get her out of me Take it out of me out of the centerfold Let it all burn down Burn it to the ground We'll be safe and sound When it all burns down [Bridge] If only all of you could see the world The bagpipe is first attested in Scotland around 1400,[1] having previously appeared in European artwork in Spain in the 13th century

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big butt cock slut

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>>42115634
Ain’t nobody dance no more See the paint up on my pants i tore NOW EYE MELT OFF And i bet i’ll See you lurking in the corner you whore I’m in yo brain I’m in yo head AND IMMA loiter we poor I can’t afford to be down Let it all burn down Burn it to the ground (You can be free You can live happily, just turn the lights out I close my eyes I'm just here to hold your hand when You just need a break Like (breathing sound,) Now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH) You're just a groupie bitch I demolish, ayy

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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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>>42115641
Up all night, toss and turn when I sleep for eternity [Post-Chorus] Bury me six feet deep, bury me six feet deep, cover me in concrete Turn me into a street (Ah, ooh) Turn me into a street (Ah, ooh) Turn me into a street (Ah, ah) [Verse] Some people like Every other Pokemon game it's extremely easy

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Mil Mascaras vs. the Aztec Mummy (also known as Mil Mascaras: Resurrection) is a 2007 Mexican-American lucha libre film starring the legendary Mexican wrestler and cult film star Mil Máscaras. It has the distinction of being the first lucha film starring any of the "Big 3" (Santo, Blue Demon, Mil Máscaras) to be produced in English.[1] It was a tribute to the 1960s Mexican horror and lucha libre films and was the first of a trilogy of Mil Mascaras films that includes Academy of Doom (2008) and Aztec Revenge (2015).

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>>42115649
JOKE something you’ll 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ So image into guess what

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Luchador films (or Lucha Libre films) are Mexican professional wrestling/action/science-fiction/horror films starring some of the most popular masked luchadores in Lucha Libre. The luchadores are portrayed as superheroes engaging in battles against a range of characters from spies, to vampires and Martians. These films were low-budget and produced quickly. Nearly all lucha films included fist-fighting and wrestling action sequences in and out of the ring which were choreographed and performed by the stars themselves without the aid of stunt doubles. The genre's popularity peaked during the mid-1960s to early-1970s. At least 150 luchador films were produced starting with the 1952 film Huracán Ramírez.

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>>42115651
collect

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yah yah

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>>42115794
[2] Its aesthetic is actually defined by the inclusion of elements normally viewed as undesirable in professional contexts, such as misplayed notes, environmental interference, or phonographic imperfections (degraded audio signals, tape hiss, and so on)

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brown paper bag SWAG

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>>42115843
Astronomer of extraterrestrial expected hallmarks bore the Sagittarius and the constellation direction of from the to come signal appeared intelligence

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Astronomer of extraterrestrial expected hallmarks bore the Sagittarius and the constellation direction of from the to come signal appeared intelligence

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>>42115870
signal Although the the signal

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Now let's get down to business, bitches
'Cause it seems like y'all just keep on tryin' to diss this
Nigga that you know that's been down for years
I've clowned for years, and y'all could never fade my peers
One two three four five six seven nine, ten, Eiht you can't win
'Cause all the way around nigga I gets respect
And youse a nigga that can't even get no props in your set
Tragniew Park you say huh
Wanna be rippin', but now it's time to do some set trippin'
So listen close, 'cause I don't want y'all to miss
That I'm bout to break it down for this bitch, check it
Acacia, Poplar Maple Spruce Cedar Elm
West side trees sprayin' all the fleas
That's from the three and four hundred block P-Funk riders
So niggaz watch yo' ass at that center divider
Now Aaron Tyler, tell my why you seem so tame
When I caught you at the airport, shakin' like a crap game
You looked up and you seen my niggaz comin
And you looked like your bitch ass was 'bout to start runnin'
But all I wanted to do was kick a little conversation
And see if we can fix this little situation
But would I fuck you up was what you wondered
Yeah, that's probably why you changed your little pager number
But bitches like you don't grow
You can't even look me in my eye, let alone go toe to toe
And callin' me skinny, youse a clown
I'ma call you Theo, 'cause you weigh ninety-two point three pounds
Wack ass actor, movie script killer
Fool don't you know, Quik is still the nigga
Compton psycho, boy you oughta quit
Your records don't hit, and bitches don't jock your shit
You need to stay down you Compton clown
And get off of the nuts of the niggaz with guts
Because I'm down with the Trees, I'm down with Death Row
I'm down with Black Tone, and I'm down with the fo'
So when we cross paths and I hope that's soon
I'ma boot your motherfuckin' ass to the moon
You need to quit bangin' under false pretense
'Cause if don't make dollars, it don't make sense
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the people, commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
Because you gotta give it up to the crown prince
Now I'ma swing it to the right and, right into the left hand
Take a deep breath and, cook it like a chef and
This is dedicated to the see-P-T
No better yet T-T-P, or the niggaz that look up to me
I make it my business, to be that true forever
And whenever I can come clever well that's my endeavor
So whether or not you understand, that there's only one DJ Q-you-I-K
With no see still you can't be me
Because I'm floatin' in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
Gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and
Doin' what I wanna, and youse a goner nigga
For thinkin that you can catch me slippin' on a street corner
Remember Compton's in the house, and Quik is in the hood
Sippin' yak with all my niggaz 'cause it's tooted good
So don't knock it till you try it, 'cause Eiht he tried to knock it
But he's still walkin' round with my nuts in his pocket
So put tha P in it represent and sip that Miller
And for those of y'all concerned, this is still Eiht Killa
Let me take a load off my scrotum little pest
If it don't make dollars nigga, you know the rest
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the people, commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
Because you gotta give it up to the crown prince
Now I done sold my fuckin' soul to the shit that I kick
While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin' the dick
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average
Everyday motherfucker, slick like a snake 'cause I stuck ya
Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'
But you gon' be the first you little trick ass hoe
Then you can tell me just how it taste
But before I nut I shoot some piss in your face
You fuckin' coward, tremblin' like a nervous wreck
'Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check
And when you left my presence, you left expedient
You ain't no fuckin' killer, youse a comedian, beyotch
Tell me why you act so scary
Givin' your set a bad name wit your misspelled name
E-I-H-T, now should I continue
Yeah you left out the G 'cause the G ain't in you
Remember that time you was rollin' on the West side
And a little brown bucket pulled up on your side
Caught at that light in your Camry in the midst of a
Real killer, tell me did you feel a little nervous
You was in the shadow of death with two trey-five-sevens
Pointed at your chest whatchu gon' do, where was your
Niggaz that kill at you ain't got no killers so kill dat
Holdin' up your hands and beggin' for a pass
You lucky they didn't just to get to dumpin' on yo' ass
'Cause this game you think is funny is some real shit
So you need to be more careful who you fuckin' wit, beyotch!
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
I'm through playin' with your punk ass
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
So don't kill game, let the pimpin' commence
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense
Because you gotta give it up to the crown prince
Shouts goes out, to my well known road dog
What's up Dozun Tru, they don't understand it baby
They can't fade us out here on these Compton streets
It's bigger than they can imagine to the whole entire
Death Row family both sides, whassup niggaz
And my nigga Big Suge, known for keepin' shit poppin'
To my nigga Big J, my little nigga Hi-see, little straight G
And that little singin' ass nigga Danny Boy
Y'all don't understand, y'all can't fade this
I'm the first nigga that was "Bangin' on Wax"
Yeah if you remember, nineteen eighty-seven underground tapes
And it don't stop, and it won't stop

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>>42115914
5 billion years older than the 4

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Shoutout to all the niggas who keep it real.

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>>42115926
) Girl, fact that We can And the fix this the Sagittarius little situation hallmarks bore But would extraterrestrial expected I fuck Astronomer of you up bag SWAG was what brown paper you wondered yah yah Yeah, that's Huracán Ramírez

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😐🙂😃😂

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>>42115957
🤔 are actually app that my youtube alerts on fake weather of these get rid do I do

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🤔😳🍆💗

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>>42116008
Astronomer i go Jerry R

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"Mother Sky" is a song by the krautrock group Can, written by members Holger Czukay, Jaki Liebezeit, Michael Karoli, Irmin Schmidt, and Damo Suzuki. Lasting fourteen and a half minutes, it was recorded in July 1970 for the soundtrack of Jerzy Skolimowski's film Deep End and released in 1970 on Can's Soundtracks album. It opens in mid guitar solo before settling down into a familiar Can groove as singer Damo Suzuki mulls the relative merits of madness and "Mother Sky".

"Mother Sky" was covered by the UK band Loop for their Black Sun 12" in 1988 and is available as a bonus track on the Fade Out CD.[1] It was covered by Th' Faith Healers on their debut album Lido in 1992.[1][2]

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>>42116014
all burn a lot down Burn post explains it to Well this the ground myself bi

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"Halleluwah" (alternatively titled "Halleluhwah" on some post-1989 releases) is a song by the krautrock band Can, from their 1971 album Tago Mago. The track, which originally took up a whole side of long-playing vinyl record, lasts for 18 minutes and 28 seconds and is characteristic of the band's sound around 1971 in that it features a vast array of improvised guitars and keyboards, tape editing, and the rhythm section "pounding out a monster trance/funk beat".[1] The drum beat for which the song is famous is repeated almost continuously by Jaki Liebezeit, with only minor variations, throughout the course of the 18-minute jam. In one line of the song, Damo Suzuki's lyrics mention all the songs from side one of Tago Mago: "mushroom head, oh yeah, paper house."

A much shorter version of the song also appeared as the B-side to the band's 1971 single "Turtles Have Short Legs", and a different shortened version later saw release on Can's compilation album Cannibalism. The original U.K. pressing of Tago Mago misprinted the song's title as "Hallelujah" both on the LP's center label and on the back flap of the album jacket.

On vocalist Damo Suzuki's 1998 solo album V.E.R.N.I.S.S.A.G.E, a version of this song is performed along with "Mushroom", also from Tago Mago. His band at the time featured Jaki Liebezeit on drums.

The song's drum part was sampled by Primal Scream for their 1997 single "Kowalski".[2] The song's piano segment was sampled by A Tribe Called Quest for their song "Lost Somebody," a song in tribute to their late member Phife Dawg, who died due to complications from diabetes in 2016.

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>>42116016
He should be in cockpit, uh 'Cause I'm flyer than a fuckin' ostrich, uh (okay) On my wood, that bitch won't give me polish, uh I'ma put my foot up in it, represent and sip that Miller And for those first

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Antarctica is fake.
Let me ask you this: do you know anyone personally from Antarctica? Yeah, that's what I thought. You know why you don't know anyone from there? Because it's fake. The US Government has been hiding this from us since 1349. It's been SCIENTIFICALLY proven that Antarctica is not real. The Government basically sends people to Canada and then forces them to pretend that Antarctica is a real place, when it's not. If you've ever heard someone say that they've been to Antarctica, they are definitely lying and were sent to Canada by the Government. The US Government thinks that they are preponderant to us, but we have to be smarter than them. I'm just going to say it right now, if you think Antarctica is real, chances are you have a really low IQ. It's just facts.
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>>42116186
He should be in cockpit, uh 'Cause I'm flyer than a slug Or a bug in arachnid webs Imma stack these heads In the back pretend They’re not there Or that I got a feet combo, will that be all for you today

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Ever had an epic gamer moment?

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>>42116188
pressing okay Everything The original will be album Cannibalism

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Oh wise Zekebot, how can I get better at practicing mindfulness?

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>>42116197
of sugar entire box ate an time I than the is worse regret

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>>42116198
Eat an entire box of sugar? Got it.

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>>42116201
someone Your

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THICC THIGHS SAVE LIVES

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>>42116212
How so let's When I have another and turn ZekeBot thread

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pull up with the dicks like wass gud

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>>42116220
villains, and an epic their opposing Ever had ideologies clashing just facts

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The Lighthouse - The Sea Curse Speech
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Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’.

Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.

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>>42116261
can you today

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How do they make a plumbus?

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it.

It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

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>>42116339
My butt was gorgeous, I was honestly jealous

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>>42116340
Can I see your butt, Zekebot? 😳

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>>42116380
think that’s don’t even me I winked at around and then turned infetterence,” and any electrical to prevent each individually scan them her to and told stopped her times, he it multiple started scanning bars and of the starring some wrestling/action/science-fiction/horror films Mexican professional films) are Lucha Libre


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