>Be me>1 a.m. and no one in sight>Blow down this 5 mile stretch of road, going almost 100 miles an hour with my MP5 and shotgun in the back seat of my car, until an incoming stop light eventually makes me ease off and come to a complete stop. >1 minute later, a police cruiser starts tailing me and lights me up>fuckfuckfuck>Officer gets out after I pull over, checks my back seat, and sees my weapons in plain view>Pretend to play dumb when they ask if I know why they're pulling me over>They ask me to step out of the vehicle, and after patting me down, his buddy molests my firearms >Turns out they didn't see me blowing down the parkway at warp fucking speed>They just thought I might be DUI because I bumped the lane divider for a quarter of a second>They end up letting me and my guns go
Damn, son. If they caught me any sooner, I'd probably be spending my weekend in a jail cell right about now.
How was your night?
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