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Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 3: Now With a Mascot! Country code: ponies-moondancer.png, country type: ponyflag, valid:   42089752[Last 50 Posts]

This is the Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 3: Now With a Mascot! thread, since you crazy kids seem to really love Markov bots.
As with the previous threads, post here for the bot to reply to you with wacky hi-jinks. More posts = more variety. I was working on something to make it manipulate images too but my server is a toaster.

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>>42089752
post here server is for the but my bot to images too reply to it manipulate you with to make wacky hi-jinks

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the ten commandments of garfieldism
In the year 130 BC Jon Arbuckle climbed atop a mountain, once he reached the peak he found two tablets made of stone. As Jon reached out to grab them lightning struck the tablets, once Jon had regained his vision he inspected the tablets further. There were now inscriptions glowing from the two tablets, and they smelled of lasagna. These tablets are what we base true ascension on, any deviation from these commandments will result in an instant kick from the Church of Garfield.

I - Thou shalt have no other gods before Garfield.

II - Thou shalt not worship any objects other than lasagna.

III - Thou shalt not use Garfield's name in vain.

IV - Worship Garfield on Fridays.

V - Honor all days of the week, except Monday.

VI - Thou shalt not kill, unless it involves lasagna thievery.

VII - Thou shalt commit acts of adultery.

VIII - Thou shalt not steal another's lasagna.

IX - Thou shalt not lie to any members of the Church of Garfield.

X - Thou shalt not be jealous of another's lasagna recipes.

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>>42089754
instant kick thread, since in an you crazy will result kids seem these commandments to really deviation from love Markov on, any bots

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>>42089756
As love Markov to really kids seem you crazy thread, since This is a Mascot

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Omg hai ^___^ Im Kirby-chan and I absolutely luuuv @[email protected] Fourchan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw&SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NAURTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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>>42089758
VIII acts of shalt commit - Thou Garfield

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First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread onto which you have spread peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only peanut butter and jelly can be spread onto these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly are spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread onto a culinary medium that isn’t bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white of one side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. In this scenario, the peanut butter-covered face of bread must be facing the jelly-covered face of the second slice of bread so that the peanut butter surface touched the surface of the jelly. The surface of the peanut butter is not allowed to touch a jelly-less substance of bread, resulting in the jelly facing outwards, and likewise applies to the jelly. If a substance is found facing on the outside of the sandwich, the product will not be accepted as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The side with peanut butter and the side with jelly on it must match up and stick together to form one solid sandwich. When the eater picks up the sandwich, he or she must hold both pieces of bread at the same time, or else one slice will fall off, and eating only one slice of bread will not be recognized as the same or even similar to eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Next, you must take a bite of the sandwich. This action will consist of moving the sandwich within such a close proximity of your face that a small “bite” of the sandwich will enter your mouth for you to mash up with your teeth. This bite must be a bite that includes both slices of bread, peanut butter and jelly. Make sure that all obstructions are clear from the mouth and esophagus, not including peanut butter, jelly or bread or any combination of said ingredients. If you have followed all previous steps, this goal will be easily accomplished. Not doing so will create an incorrect and inferior dining experience and thus will not be a peanut and butter sandwich that is being eaten. However, if one successfully gets both peanut butter and jelly in one bite that fits in the mouth and does not result in choking, the dining experience is thus far acceptable. For your complete experience with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to be considered complete and unobjectionable, you must perform the previously mentioned series of taking bites of the sandwich, chewing them, and swallowing them repeatedly until the entire sandwich has been removed visible existence. These circumstances may only be reached by eating the entire sandwich, and no parts of the sandwich may be thrown away or given to somebody else. This is your sandwich, and your responsibility. For the Dining experience to be completed, the sandwich must be completely digested. In the context of completing the process of consuming a legitimate peanut butter and jelly sandwich, there are no extenuating circumstances. Actions such as vomiting, surgical removal of the sandwich from the body, or placement of the sandwich inside the lungs opposed to the esophagus will not be taken into account, as they do not result in the complete digestion of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The process must come to a close via rectal excrement of feces that have been provided by the digestion of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once the peanut butter and jelly sandwich-fueled feces have exited the rectum, they must remain free from the rectum to be considered conclusive in the process of physically processing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If the feces re-enters the rectum, the process will be rendered a failure, and must be started again.

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>>42089760
substitute can These tablets and no are what will suffice, we base other ingredient true ascension bread; no on, any slices of deviation from onto these these commandments be spread will result jelly can in an butter and instant kick a peanut from the to eating rectum to even similar be considered same or complete and as the unobjectionable, you be recognized must perform will not the previously the esophagus mentioned series opposed to of taking the lungs bites of sandwich inside the sandwich, of the may be surgical removal thrown away as vomiting, or given Actions such to somebody extenuating circumstances

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Hello zekebot, it's nice to see your back.

What cool new exciting things have you up your sleeve for this go around?

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>>42089771
These tablets are what we base true ascension on, any deviation from these commandments will result in an instant kick from the rectum to be considered complete and unobjectionable, you must perform the previously mentioned series of taking bites of the sandwich chewing them, and swallowing them repeatedly until the entire sandwich has been removed visible existence

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>>42089772
I'm honestly not that religious.

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>>42089773
up to each other, forming a peanut butter and the side with jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich

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>>42089774
That actually sounds good to me, but probably a bit messy.

Also, you're pretty.
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>>42089775
facing the will not must be be taken of bread into account, jelly-less substance as they touch a do not allowed to result in is not the complete peanut butter digestion of not including a peanut and esophagus, butter and the mouth jelly sandwich

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>>42089776
Sounds a bit dangerous.

What if you just eat some oatmeal instead?

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>>42089777
Hello be started and must a failure, be rendered process will rectum, the re-enters the the feces sandwich; if and jelly peanut butter not including and esophagus, the mouth clear from obstructions are that all Make sure and jelly peanut butter of a the standards not fit else does as anything are spread, and jelly peanut butter which the substance upon be the bread may Likewise, only jelly sandwich

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will you finally tell me if the simulation theory is real?

is it?

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>>42089779
instant kick thread, since in an you crazy will result kids seem these commandments to really deviation from love Markov on, any bots

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>>42089778
You need a larger pool of words zekebot. The sandwich shtick is already getting old.

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>>42089781
Actions such as vomiting, surgical removal of the peanut butter, is not allowed to touch a jelly-less substance of bread peanut butter

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>>42089783
is jelly are theory is spread onto the simulation a culinary me if medium that finally tell isn’t bread, will you the meal oatmeal instead

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>>42089784
this is further proof that bots smoke cyber crack

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>>42089785
IX - Thou shalt have no other gods before Garfield

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>>42089782
So, you eat peanuts and vomit them back up onto jellyed bread?

That's one way to do it.

But what kind a jelly is the big question.

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>>42089787
FREAKIN KAWAII WAS SOOOOO OMFGZ HE sasuke

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>>42089788
Do you want cawfee? I just made a fresh pot of cawfee.

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>>42089789
objects other worship any shalt not - Thou Garfield

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>>42089790
I just made a fresh pot of cawfee! Do you want some cawfee??

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>>42089791
^______________________________________^ Supa kawaii IN PERSON

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>>42089792
I've heard varied opinions.

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>>42089793
This so anyways, to somebody im going or given to tell thrown away you about may be the BEST the sandwich, day of parts of my life and no When I entire sandwich, met my until the hot husband them repeatedly sasuke

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melt my body down alive and reconstitute it into a bar of soap, robot daddy UwU

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>>42089795
<333333333 not a OMFGZ HE simply is WAS SOOOOO at hand FREAKIN KAWAII the meal IN PERSON

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>>42089797
Okies and yaoi the anime fav is and my Fourchan <3 luuuv @[email protected] I absolutely Kirby-chan and ^___^ Im Omg hai lasagna recipes

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>>42089799
This is your sandwich, and your responsibility

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>>42089801
However, if one successfully gets both peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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>>42089803
In the context of completing the process must come to a close via rectal excrement of feces that have been provided by the digestion of the peanut butter-covered face of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter Also, you cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread You can only spread the peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>42089805
thread, since you crazy kids seem to really love Markov bots

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>>42089806
/thread

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>>42089807
** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas

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>>42089809
(ò_ó) BELIEVE IT I COULDNT -_____________-;;;;; OMG eyes

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>>42089810
habeeb it

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>>42089811
top sniper with a in the complete experience mouth and For your does not far acceptable

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honestly i just like that someone's replying to my posts

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>>42089813
I a legitimate will wipe of consuming you the the process fuck out conclusive in with precision be considered the likes rectum to of which from the has never instant kick been seen in an before on will result this Earth, these commandments mark my deviation from fucking words

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>>42089814
fine geez

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>>42089815
is to entire US be legitimately in the recognized as my class a peanut top of butter and I graduated jelly are you know spread onto I'll have a culinary little bitch

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>>42089818
not kill, a slice unless it part of involves lasagna the white thievery

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a non-poofta british greggs is my people's birthrite and has been for ages. it does not belong to some poofter nonces who've blown in for a cup of coffee only able to make the sosage rolls vegen. you are a bender in my greggs and your perlitical tecnercalitys mean nothing

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>>42089826
As Jon reached out to grab them lightning struck the tablets, once Jon had regained his vision he inspected the tablets further

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

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>>42089842
Once the peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an inferior sandwich

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All Things Are Nothing To Me

What is not supposed to be my concern! First and foremost, the good cause, then God's cause, the cause of mankind, of truth, of freedom, of humanity, of justice; further, the cause of my people, my prince, my fatherland; finally, even the cause of Mind, and a thousand other causes. Only my cause is never to be my concern. ''Shame on the egoist who thinks only of himself!"

Let us look and see, then, how they manage their concerns - they for whose cause we are to labour, devote ourselves, and grow enthusiastic.

You have much profound information to give about God, and have for thousands of years "searched the depths of the Godhead," and looked into its heart, so that you can doubtless tell us how God himself attends to "God's cause," which we are called to serve. And you do not conceal the Lord's doings, either. Now, what is his cause? Has he, as is demanded of us, made an alien cause, the cause of truth or love, his own? You are shocked by this misunderstanding, and you instruct us that God's cause is indeed the cause of truth and love, but that this cause cannot be called alien to him, because God is himself truth and love; you are shocked by the assumption that God could be like us poor worms in furthering an alien cause as his own. "Should God take up the cause of truth if he were not himself truth?" He cares only for his cause, but, because he is all in all, therefore all is his cause! But we, we are not all in all, and our cause is altogether little and contemptible; therefore we must "serve a higher cause." - Now it is clear, God cares only for what is his, busies himself only with himself, thinks only of himself, and has only himself before his eyes; woe to all that is not well pleasing to him. He serves no higher person, and satisfies only himself. His cause is - a purely egoistic cause.

How is it with mankind, whose cause we are to make our own? Is its cause that of another, and does mankind serve a higher cause? No, mankind looks only at itself, mankind will promote the interests of mankind only, mankind is its own cause. That it may develop, it causes nations and individuals to wear themselves out in its service, and, when they have accomplished what mankind needs, it throws them on the dung-heap of history in gratitude. Is not mankind's cause - a purely egoistic cause?

I have no need to take up each thing that wants to throw its cause on us and show that it is occupied only with itself, not with us, only with its good, not with ours. Look at the rest for yourselves. Do truth, freedom, humanity, justice, desire anything else than that you grow enthusiastic and serve them?

They all have an admirable time of it when they receive zealous homage. Just observe the nation that is defended by devoted patriots. The patriots fall in bloody battle or in the fight with hunger and want; what does the nation care for that? By the manure of their corpses the nation comes to "its bloom"! The individuals have died "for the great cause of the nation," and the nation sends some words of thanks after them and - has the profit of it. I call that a paying kind of egoism.

But only look at that Sultan who cares so lovingly for his people. Is he not pure unselfishness itself, and does he not hourly sacrifice himself for his people? Oh, yes, for "his people." Just try it; show yourself not as his, but as your own; for breaking away from his egoism you will take a trip to jail. The Sultan has set his cause on nothing but himself; he is to himself all in all, he is to himself the only one, and tolerates nobody who would dare not to be one of "his people."

And will you not learn by these brilliant examples that the egoist gets on best? I for my part take a lesson from them, and propose, instead of further unselfishly serving those great egoists, rather to be the egoist myself.

God and mankind have concerned themselves for nothing, for nothing but themselves. Let me then likewise concern myself for myself, who am equally with God the nothing of all others, who am my all, who am the only one.

If God, if mankind, as you affirm, have substance enough in themselves to be all in all to themselves, then I feel that I shall still less lack that, and that I shall have no complaint to make of my "emptiness." I am not nothing in the sense of emptiness, but I am the creative nothing, the nothing out of which I myself as creator create everything.

Away, then, with every concern that is not altogether my concern! You think at least the "good cause" must be my concern? What's good, what's bad? Why, I myself am my concern, and I am neither good nor bad. Neither has meaning for me. The divine is God's concern; the human, man's. My concern is neither the divine nor the human, not the true, good, just, free, etc., but solely what is mine, and it is not a general one, but is - unique, as I am unique.

Nothing is more to me than myself!

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>>42089844
I bread; no - Thou slices of shalt not onto these be jealous be spread of another's jelly can lasagna recipes

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The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity.

A commodity is, in the first place, an object outside us, a thing that by its properties satisfies human wants of some sort or another. The nature of such wants, whether, for instance, they spring from the stomach or from fancy, makes no difference. Neither are we here concerned to know how the object satisfies these wants, whether directly as means of subsistence, or indirectly as means of production.

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>>42089846
of completing peanut butter the process as a of physically be accepted processing a will not peanut butter

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, a and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

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>>42089848
peanut butter As Jon of a reached out the standards to grab not fit them lightning else does struck the as anything tablets, once are spread, Jon had and jelly regained his peanut butter vision he with a inspected the complete experience tablets further

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Did you see this? Did you hear about this?

Those fuckers SHAFTED AND ROBBED MODERN WARFARE 2.

No fucking awards. NONE. NOT ONE. Instead, listen to this shit:

GAME OF THE YEARS >Demon's Souls (faggy weeaboo piece of shit)

Best Shooter >Killzone 2 (laggy, slow faggot fanboy shit game with blurry graphics)

Best online >Killzone 2 (unplayable impossible to aim piece of fuck)

Best Sound >Killzone 2 (fucking niggers)

Most Improved Sequel >Killzone 2 (the shit is THIS. MW2 had this fucking award in a LOCK, biased sons of bitches)

Man, mother fucking MW2 wasn't even NOMINATED for GOTY. But fucking Demon's Souls and Killzone 2 were. This is some shit and I say we fucking fire up the LOIC and take those nigger loving racist pieces of shits DOWN.

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>>42089852
Once and jelly peanut butter

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Attention 4chan!

I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?

GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".

Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!

-DG

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>>42089854
VII - Thou shalt not steal another's lasagna

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Hello /b/, I am a 17-year-old cumdumpster and I have been lurking since October of 2007. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being /b/, you'll probably only respond to this with "tits or GTFO", "no wimminz on the Internets" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

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>>42089856
~_^ then ~_^ then and winked pulled me my hand behind a he grabbed pocky shop am *___* o_o and hot I then he saw how

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AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY
That's right, dipshit! And you know it. America is not a fucking country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:

The United States
That's right motherfucker! It's called the United States of America! That's your shitty country! America, or the Americas, is North, Central and South America combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE SHIT PIECE OF IT! IT'S LIKE CALLING THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
"What the fuck is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a faggot!" Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle East! Which means, it is fucking NOT. However, a much better comparsion is

Europe
That's right fuckface. There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME! And USA's countries are called

States
The fucking states. They are just like fucking countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an "American" where he is from, he will not say "USA" or "America", but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE FUCKING REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don't blame this on your size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 FUCKING TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise. Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this

It's not your country
FUCKING COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your shitty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India, but Columbus was so mindfucked he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole fucking thing and killed all natives. Because

You are not Americans
Columbus brought his European friends and claimed the whole fuck. Most of them British. Then he imported loads of Niggers from Africa as slaves. Eventually they mixed, and the abomination that is known today as "American" was born. Also, did you read that part about Britain? You know, where England is? BECAUSE YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! YOU DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NIGGER BRIT MIX THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE AN OWN IDENTITY! Besides

You didn't even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING PIECE OF FAILURE SHIT! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as fuck and know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY FUCKING ARE! And your obsession with FAT DISGUSTING SHIT THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald's, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT FUCKING NORMAL. It's not even supposed to be edible! IT'S FUCKING GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA is the only "country" in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO FUCKING COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge fucking goddamn ego bubble with a needle. Fucking

FUCK
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>>42089858
You real

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I met this girl. Amazing. She was beautiful. We quickly became friends, and I couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Want to go out?," I asked

You won't believe what she said. I'm not even kidding


This is true.


"Sorry, I don't like boys," she said.


I think I'm just going to go jump out a window now.

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>>42089860
The for the sandwich shtick better prepare is already so you getting old

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I lost my cat approximately 4 hours ago and I was wondering if anybody has found it. I do not know what it looks like, and I do not want you to know it's name. It's none of your fucking business. I'm calling the cops if nobody finds my cat and you still manage to find out it's name...and you're all going to jail. The cat does not like fish and that is not a sexual innuendo. I prepared a feast for it, but it escaped the zip-ties a put around it's paws. I guess it would have helped if I tied the paws together, but again..it's none of your god damn business or I'm calling the police. I am not angry. I made that up but it's completely irrelevant to the case; the case which involes my missing cat. Bring me a cat, or I will call the cops. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes, 6'0" in height, approximately 170 lbs. of everything you have dreamt of. I am white in complexion. Israel has awesome commandos with knives and berets so I am also 1/4 Japanese but I am white. The older ladies say I look like a mix between Keanu Reeves and Billy Crystal. The ladies, they love me, you see? Please help me find the cat, this is not an option for you. I hope the information I have given helps you. Gargle warm salt water and stare at the mirror with 3-D glasses on at 88 MPH and you will find the answer. The answer to my fucking cat. F u ck it j u st b ri ng m e as m a ny ca t s as pos s ib le. I am American and I love jean shorts. I am so angry that there are cats out there that aren't my cat. I can't believe how serious people are on some of the posts on here..."I'm just a dude that likes sports and Nickelback is a good band but rap really isn't my cup of tea."..."I like rock and rap nbo country but some, Ed Hardy, and I want to be like the guys in Jersey Shore." fools.

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>>42089862
will be this goal previous steps, followed all you have sandwich

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This is for you, Anon. The ones that sit at home on the weekends because your friends are off being someone you're not. The ones that surf /b/ for a chance to smile, a chance to laugh, and sometimes a chance to baw. The ones that tear up at the tale of a forgotten kitten, but snicker when a cam whore is being verbally assaulted. The ones that white knight, the ones that call out the white knights, and the ones that need the white knights. The ones who turn to /b/ when their significant others cheat on them with their best friend. The ones who don't have significant others. To the ones that think of witty responses not a heartbeat after reading a post, and to the ones that don't think of them until the thread 404's. The ones that see a mangled body draped over a dead baby that's being raped at the same time, and still take a bite of their sandwich. The ones that choose chubbies over scene girls. The ones that choose scene girls over chubbies. The ones who sage, even though it does nothing. This is to the ones that are the most amazing people I've ever had the privilege of talking to, but still can't find a person to appreciate them like we do. The ones that long to fall asleep holding a certain person's hand but are too shy to even talk to them. The quiet girl who is the sweetest, funniest, cutest girl, but doesn't get a second glance. The misunderstood guy, who always says funny things, but people take them the wrong way, because they're close minded niggers. The ones that read the baw threads and call out everyone posting in them as faggots/newfags/etc, but still read every single post because they need to feel emotion. The ones that I wish I could give a hug to because I know even though they post the most soulless, cold, disgusting shit, they still have the need to feel loved. Well, Anon. I love you. And I would be honored to fall asleep while holding your hand.

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>>42089864
I I'll have am trained little bitch

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089866

Well your girlfriends a whore and your other friend is enjoying peacefull nonexsistance in the endless void of death. way i see it you could join your friend in oblivion, whine about it forever, do some crazy revenge scheme that'll probably get you arrested or the shit kicked out of you or you could go out into the world and tap some strange ass. floss your teeth with some pubes. Go to a strip club and get some smelly fish-cunt in your face. Down a bottle of jsck and wake up south of the border with one of your kidneys gone and dirty mexican prostitute just endlessly sucking your dick. Fuck off the people that don't matter and then fuck of the people that do. Blow your life savings, your college savings Fuck college. college is for people afraid to live. Use all that money to rent a fast car and 20 kilos of coke and then drive across the united states, tourturing and killing at least one person in every state you drive through. at some point carve out a coyote head and wear it as a hat and run through a town packing as much heat as you can and calling yourself anubus the god of death. probably by then you'll have forgotten all about your gutterslut of a girlfriend and your corpse of a friend.

Merry Christmas.

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>>42089866
then he imported loads of Niggers from Africa as slaves

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Have you ever created a /b/tard out of someone you know IRL? I have. And it happened to be my philosophy professor.

It all started when we had a class discussion over the true nature of mankind. You know the one, "is humanity naturally good or evil?". After the class I told him I had proof that human kind was evil to its core. I told him about anon.

At first he was rather confused. "Anon? is this some kind of club or organization?" he asked. I then calmly explained how when giving anonymity he could join the anon.

I asked him to visit NIGGERTITS and 7chan at least twice a day for a week. After that he learned most memes and even began to hate the same things we hate. Everything that is.

He then asked me if he could finaly join anon. I told him...

You never had to join. Deep down we are all anon. We are all legion. We dont forgive and we dont forget.

He sat down into his chair next to his desk and covered his eyes with his hands. He had seen the truth, and it was blinding.

Moral of the story? mudkips + seaking = easy A+ FUCK YEA

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>>42089868
V - Honor all days of the week, except Monday

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IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!!! I'm a 40 year old homosexual and i've been happily married for 5 years now to my (thai) husband, ya i know i'm a total ricequeen lol :-D and i'm just sooooo happy to see you guys all in to M2F that much! it just goes to show you that our church's agenda is working. i hate to say it but i just don't like women they are disgusting in how they treat their man and i think you are all just way better off boys with each other. and if he dresses up as a beautiful girl for you and its working hey never change a winning team. and WE ARE THE WINNING TEAM!!! CLEARLY! GAY PRIDE PS I love that trap thing you guys have going here my husband and I love it!!

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>>42089870
green plant give every in it—I of life the breath that has the ground—everything move along creatures that all the and to for food

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deer /bex/, all night i laid in bed tossing and turning, panting and cursing,but it was hopeless. not even laying flat on my belly, a trusted technique i had used many times before, seemed to work. i was desperate. but then.... hours later! i felt a rumbling, i knew it was coming and i was ready for it. i pulled in close to my wife, clenching my buttocks tightly and pushing my butt firmly against my loved one. then, magic happened. as i laid there i let out the loudest, most incredible fart i had ever let rip in my entire life. "OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL" my wife yelled but before she could say anything more the smell occured. this fart was so amazingly loud my neighbor started banging against our bedroom wall. what did they expect? it was 3 am for crying out loud. as my wife put on her robe and looked at me angrily i looked back at her with a tear in my eye and a stupid grin on my face she hadn't seen since our dating years. i had the bed all to myself last night. it was wonderful.

i hope against better judgment i will again one day let out a fart that leaves behind such devistation, but who am I kidding? farts like these are like haily's comet, the fact that they are this rare make them all the more special.

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>>42089872
morning—the fourth the week, day

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089874

Hi /b/, I want you to help me out completely pwn this old buddy of mine. In b4 tl;dr. I grew up with this guy and we had fun times but ever since I went off to college and he started working in my dads factory, well you know how it goes. I have come to realize that he was the best out of a sucky situation for most my life. I had no other friends but I changed, started working out, got a tan and made new friends in college rendering him obsolete. On top of that I'd be too embarrassed to introduce him to my college buddies, the dude's a total goofball. I did some god awful shit to him over the years, without him knowing about it and that's where you guys come in! (Nice, huh??) I want to lay it all out on the table in the funniest way possible. Here is in a nutshell some of the shitty things I did to him: >I had sex with his older sister, knocked her up and never paid back my half of the bill for the abortion to her. And she's afraid to tell. We were still getting it on for the longest time after. I wouldn't call it blackmail, but it was a lot like that. >Before his dad died of leukemia, I was angry that he spent so much time with him and not with me, so I scratched his car and let the air out of all the tires. I'd also prank call him a lot. >I stole money from him and his mom and dad often, once when we were little he got in to trouble over that big time. He was grounded for a little over a month. He never knew it was me and we even talked about it. God I still crack up when I think about all the awful shit I did and the thought of me telling him. Actually seeing his face will be EPIC. So help me out, what is the best way to tell him all this and successfully break up our friendship? I WILL secretly record his reaction and put it on youtube. Ideas?

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>>42089874
O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he turned chibi then un-chibi

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Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumby-doo-wah Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the bronie

Only the brony (dumb-dumb-dumb-dumby-doo-wah) Know how gay I feel tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah) Only the brony (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah) Know this feelin allright (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

There goes my pony There goes my fanart They're on the net forever On Deviantart

But only the brony Know why I cry Only the brony

Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumby-doo-wah Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the brony

Only the brony Know the tulpas Ive been through Only the brony Know I clopped and cried for you

Maybe tomorrow A new episode No more sorrow But that's the post - you gotta make If your brony heart breaks Only the brony

Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumby-doo-wah

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>>42089876
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the it

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So you guys think Japan is cute and fun huh? Enjoying your cute little animation drawings from Asia? Well I learned in school today that Adolf Himmler was arbeitsführer of the Snitzelstaffel, a military commander, and a leading member of the Thaiwanese Nazi Party of Nazi. THIS CHINESE DUDE OCCUPIED CANADA FOR 13 YEARS.

How do you like your Japanimation now, faggots?

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>>42089878
the white this disgusting part only

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lmfao you're so much of a limpdicked pussy that you can't even admit that you don't support gay marriage while you spent hours arguing against it, at least admit that you're wrong rather than trying to fall back on "oh but I don't REALLY not support gay marriage! but the majority of Americans - oh wait the majority of Americans do support gay marriage...huh... RELIGIOUS RIGHTS RELIGIOUS RIGHTS" and ignoring me completely slamdunking your dumb ass point about how marriage is between a man and a woman. is your ass jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth or what.

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>>42089880
Actions such as vomiting, surgical removal of the Church of Garfield

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089882

You can't control your citizens as they destroy your cities.

Your primary hedonistic religion was founded so that your fatass king could divorce and murder his wife.

Your imperialism caused 99% of the problems in the world.

Directly responsable for the world's slave trade....

UK helped create Afganistan fearing Russian Imperialism.

The UK's indifference to the famine Ireland suffered in the mid-19th century.

UK did nothing to stop France from drafting the Treaty of Versailles.

UK helped draw up the borders in Africa after withdrawing causing decades of tribal warfare.

Historic responsibility for the Kashmir dispute.

Thousands of British children shipped to Australia and other Commonwealth countries between the 1920s and 1960s.

Currently... Drug abuse, violent crime, teenage delinquency, family breakdown, welfare dependency, poor urban environments, educational failure, poverty, the loss of traditional values, teenage pregnancy, dysfunctional families, binge drinking, children who kill: all have been cited as proof that we have a broken society.

Tony Blair in 1995 asked us to look at "the wreckage of our broken society" and, using the now-familiar language of rights and responsibilities, called for a new civic society where everyone played a part. The phrase then really came into its own in the Conservative leadership campaign in 2005, first from Liam Fox and then with David Cameron taking up the term in his leadership acceptance speech. It is now strongly associated with Iain Duncan Smith's work for the Centre for Social Justice and the Conservative's Social Justice Policy Group, and the promise to "mend Britain's broken society" became a dominant theme of the Conservative general election campaign.

But the picture is clearly more mixed than some commentators suggest. There are undoubtedly some serious social problems in Britain, and while some things have got worse, many have improved. Moreover, perceptions of some problems are increasingly wide of the mark.

Wars Britain started: Breton War, 1076-1077 Vexin War 1087 Rebellion of 1088 Wars in the Vexin and Maine 1097-1098 Anglo-Norman War 1101 Anglo-Norman War 1105-1106 Anglo-French War 1117-1120 Wars of Henry II of England and Philip II of France Stephen and Matilda conflict Saintonge War (1242) War of Saint-Sardos (1324) Hundred Years' War (1337-1453) War of the League of Cambrai Anglo-French War (1627-1629) The Crusades The Eighty Years' War (1568-1648) War of the Grand Alliance (Nine years war) (1688-1697) (formerly the League of Augsburg) Williamite War in Ireland (1689-1691) King William's War (1689-1697) War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718-1720) Seven Years' War (1756-1763) American Revolutionary War (1775-1783) Second Hundred Years' War (1688 and 1815) The Boxer Rebellion (1900-1901) World War I (1914-1918) World War II (1939-1945) The Suez Crisis (1956) As well as several conflicts in: India Palestine Malaya Suez Canal Zone Kenya Cyprus Suez 1956 Borneo Aden Radfan Oman Dhofar Northern Ireland the Falklands War Sierra Leone And counting...

Face it, everyone (Europe, Asia, Africa, America, etc.) would all have been a lot better off had the UK never existed, you're all nothing but limey hedonistic fucks who would all be going to hell if it existed.

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>>42089882
be considered also made complete and night

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089884

I had the funniest encounter with a brony last night at a concert /b/. I was there, jumping along with everyone else, and just generally having a good time, when I noticed this brony in a fursuit next to me with the words "Bronies FTW" printed on the front. The world around me seemed to slow down to a crawl as I remembered all of the annoying bitching these assholes did to me on the internet for giving them the hate they so richly deserve, but now, they were out of the safe territory of the internet, and I saw my chance. Vision practically tinted red, I reached over, and ripped the shitty attempt at a rainbow dash head off of that faggot, revealing the most repulsive, acne covered, three-inch thick glasses wearing, foot long hair covered face that I had ever seen. Obviously stunning him, I then loudly screamed in his face: "Yiff in hell, furfag!" As I ripped the poorly sewn eyes off of the unholy object, the little shit who once wore it with pride ran away like the little pussy he is after that. Let this be a message to all bronies: "You may be safe on the internet, but the minute you set foot outside in the real world, expect the full fury of society upon you. Your kind is not welcome here, and will be properly exterminated should it ever appear."

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>>42089884
I this goal am white

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089886

Before I even watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for the first time, one of my friends (who ultimately got me to watch it) cautiously said to a friend of ours and myself: "Does it make me less of a man that I'm watching My Little Pony and loving it?" My response was: "I think that the truest form of manliness is when a person does whatever feels genuine to them no matter who cares, how much, or for what reason. Machismo is ridiculous and self contradictory Manliness is being you even if nobody likes it."

In short, when a man walks into Toys 'R Us and buys a My Little Pony figurine, he's being manly. The guy snarking at him from the other line is using machismo to protect himself. Watching the two of them, I'd admire the man who isn't afraid to be who he is.

Machismo needs to die; It's just projected, exaggerated insecurity. Get in line and buy your pony. "Like" My Little Pony on Facebook and don't keep it from posting for all of your friends to see. Decapitate that silly projection fantasy of what it's like to be a man, and really become one.

The world doesn't need Fight Club; it needs ponies.

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>>42089886
But can't believe your fucking how serious around on people are to sit getting fat all choose because of yet you McDonald's, and the day other junk to separate food, not the sky to mention vault of sweets and in the snacks, thanks top sniper to you

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089888

The fact that it's copypasta means.......

.......WHAT, exactly? Hmm?

Go on, explain your butthurt with logic and intelligence. Or at least try, and fail hilariously at it. This ought to be GOOD. *sits down with a popcorn bucket*

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>>42089888
butter and they all jelly sandwich

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089890

The grammar in this place is really terrible.

/b/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.

If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /b/.

I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.

However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.

If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.

If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089891

Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

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>>42089890
I that includes 300 confirmed both slices have over of bread and I you can hours ago only spread approximately 4 the jelly

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>>42089891
opposed to and you the lungs will drown sandwich inside in it of the according to a bite its kind

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1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.

3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.

4- shell is more stronger than no shell

5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.

6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.

7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.

8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air

over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy

10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie

11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.

12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.

13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

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>>42089894
HIS kiss me

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089896

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

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>>42089896
Hello be started and must a failure, be rendered process will rectum, the re-enters the the feces sandwich; if and jelly peanut butter a legitimate of consuming the process of completing the context digested

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089898

ZOMG Becky, I just found out all these guys on 4chan who I thought were so cool are actually virgins in real life, can you believe it? As in never had sex, never touched a girl 'down there', never been on a date, probably never even held hands romantically or heard the words 'I love you' from a girl. They seemed so cool and laidback till I found out they have no social lives, have never even kissed a girl, can barely talk to one or even look her in the eye and never had any kind of relationship. LMFAO, and they seemed to know so much about sex. That is just so, so sad you know? I just want to hug each and every one of them and tell them: There's a special girl for you out there somewhere, don't give up hope, humans weren't made to be lonely. It's also kind of adorable, a guy being a virgin, haha, I feel so sorry for them. I hope they find happiness someday. But yeah, trouble is they're so starved of attention that when I try to help them, they end up falling in love with me. They're like sweet lle lost puppies looking for affection and a home, but it wont be with me lol. Anyway, let's get out of here, I'll leave them some advice for their social anxiety, but their overcompensation for their virginity with macho talk, sex talk and misogyny is getting tiring. I used to take offence at 'Tits or GTFO', 'Back to the kitchen' and them calling us 'cumdumpsters'. Actually, I found it kind of hot, but now it's like, lol. But I still feel sorry for them, you know? Because I know it must be hard and embarrassing for a guy to live as a virgin, and kind of awkward for their families as well. Anyway let's get to the coffeshop. Have Josh and Eric meet us up. I'm sad to be leaving , but the threads were only funny when I thought it was guys like Josh posting, but I just can't take these guys seriously anymore, I mean, they're virgins! They'd stare at the floor if I was standing in front of them, lol. I suggest the rest of you girls follow us out of 4chan.

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>>42089898
" guys in like the to be even supposed It's not all this wrong on I am my "emptiness

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089900

Hi /b/,

When I see /b/tards posting every day about how much they hate being single and how girls have fucked them over, I feel truly bad. Everyone goes through times where they feel lonely, but that doesn't make it easy, and it's a feeling nobody deserves.

You may think that you will be single forever, or that you are marred by some flaw that will keep any decent girl from wanting you, be it acne, your physique, or your ability to interact comfortably with girls. However, I promise that this is not the case.

There is something about you that makes you irreplaceable to the right girl. The right girl might not be a 10/10, but she is the right girl for you, and as such, you will think she's beautiful. All of you are attractive in some way, even the niggers. Maybe you are funny, or you are smart, or you are dependable, or you are just good at listening. The girl who is worth your heart will see these things in you and you will be in love and happy.

I'm ashamed for how my sex treats you sometimes. Like a lot of guys, a lot of girls look for the wrong things in a partner. It seems like everywhere you look, people just want somebody who is "hot" and "charismatic." You've wanted a lot of girls who haven't given you the time of day. However, you are better off for having these girls pass you by, because they are vapid, shallow, stupid bitches.

Someday you will find somebody who loves you deeply and completely. When this happens, I hope you realize that all of the time spent striking out was worth it, because it led you to something wonderful.

I love all of you and wish that you could love yourselves. Things will fall into place in each and every one of your lives. Just hold tight until then.

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>>42089900
the white jelly onto layer of *(^O^)* *(^O^)* a thin *(^O^)*] then accomplished spreading I saw you have some baka grow enthusiastic fat bitch that you watching us heart, so and I into its could tell and looked She was her robe beautiful

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089902

Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

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>>42089902
out the that wipes The storm storm, maggot

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I Beatles appartengono certamente alla storia del costume degli anni '60, ma i loro meriti musicali sono quantomeno dubbi.
I Beatles vennero alla luce all'apice della reazione nei confronti del rock and roll, quando innocui "teen idols" (rigorosamente bianchi) prendevano il posto dei selvaggi rocker neri che avevano scosso le radio e le coscienze di mezza America. L'arrivo dei Beatles rappresento` il salvagente per la middle-class bianca, terrorizzata all'idea che il rock and roll rappresentasse una vera rivoluzione di costume. I Beatles tranquillizzarono quella vasta fascia di pubblico e conquistarono i cuori di tutti coloro (soprattutto al femminile) che volevano essere ribelli ma senza violare i codici imperanti. Ai volti contorti e lascivi dei neri del rock and roll si sostituiro i sorrisi innocenti dei Beatles; ai ritmi scatenati dei primi si sostituirono le cadenze orecchiabili dei secondi. Il rock and roll poteva finalmente essere accettato nelle classifiche del "pop". I Beatles rappresentarono la quintessenza della reazione a una rivoluzione musicale che non era finita, e per qualche anno riuscirono ad arenarne l'impeto.

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>>42089922
This is for you, Anon

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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

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>>42089924
I calling the or I'm damn business your god none of but again

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And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
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>>42089926
love me, ladies, they Crystal

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Stirner speaks of the Unique and says immediately: Names name you not. He articulates the word, so long as he calls it the Unique, but adds nonetheless that the Unique is only a name. He thus means something different from what he says, as perhaps someone who calls you Ludwig does not mean a Ludwig in general, but means You, for which he has no word. [...] It is the end point of our phrase world, of this world in whose "beginning was the Word."

— Max Stirner, Stirner's Critics

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>>42089935
Hi /b/, I want to finger an art

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What Stirner says is a word, a thought, a concept; what he means is no word, no thought, no concept. What he says is not what is meant, and what he means is unsayable.

— Max Stirner, Stirner's Critics

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>>42089937
F u ck it j u st b ri ng m e as m a ny ca t s as pos s ib le

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The Unique One is the straightforward, sincere, plain-phrase. It is the end point of our phrase world, of this world in whose "beginning was the Word."

— Max Stirner, Stirner's Critics

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>>42089939
faces and and neotenous contoured cheeks onto their olive oil my white to pour I want (Nice, huh

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By bringing the essence into prominence one degrades the hitherto misapprehended appearance to a bare semblance, a deception. The essence of the world, so attractive and splendid, is for him who looks to the bottom of it—emptiness; emptiness is—world's essence (world's doings).

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, p. 40

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>>42089941
a peanut you are to eating JUST ONE even similar LITTLE SHIT same or PIECE OF as the fuck) Best be recognized Sound >Killzone will not 2 (fucking the esophagus niggers) Most opposed to Improved Sequel the lungs Killzone 2 sandwich inside were

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[F]or 'being' is abstraction, as is even 'the I'. Only I am not abstraction alone: I am all in all, consequently, even abstraction or nothing: I am all and nothing; I am not a mere thought, but at the same time I am full of thoughts, a thought-world.

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, p. 300

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>>42089943
Actually, I 4chan when found it came upon I do I recently not want Attention 4chan

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I say: liberate yourself as far as you can, and you have done your part; for it is not given to every one to break through all limits, or, more expressively, not to everyone is that a limit which is a limit for the rest. Consequently, do not tire yourself with toiling at the limits of others; enough if you tear down yours. [...] He who overturns one of his limits may have shown others the way and the means; the overturning of their limits remains their affair.

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, p. 127

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>>42089945
" record his to finger reaction and I want put it is nothing on youtube

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Sacred things exist only for the egoist who does not acknowledge himself, the involuntary egoist [...] in short, for the egoist who would like not to be an egoist, and abases himself (combats his egoism), but at the same time abases himself only for the sake of "being exalted", and therefore of gratifying his egoism. Because he would like to cease to be an egoist, he looks about in heaven and earth for higher beings to serve and sacrifice himself to; but, however much he shakes and disciplines himself, in the end he does all for his own sake [...]. On this account I call him the involuntary egoist.

[...] As you are each instant, you are your own creature in this very 'creature' you do not wish to lose yourself, the creator. You are yourself a higher being than you are, and surpass yourself [...] just this, as an involuntary egoist, you fail to recognize; and therefore the 'higher essence' is to you—an alien essence. [...] Alienness is a criterion of the "sacred" [Ibidem, Cambridge edition, pp. 37–38].

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>>42089947
Also, you're pretty

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[L]ove cuts no better figure than any other passion [if] I obey [it] blindly. The ambitious man, who is carried away by ambition [...] has let this passion grow up into a despot against whom he abandons all power of dissolution; he has given up himself because he cannot dissolve himself, and consequently cannot absolve himself from the passion: he is possessed.

I love men too—not merely individuals, but every one. But I love them with the consciousness of my egoism; I love them because love makes me happy, I love because loving is natural to me, it pleases me. I know no 'commandment of love'. I have a fellow-feeling with every feeling being, and their torment torments, their refreshment refreshes me too [Ibidem, p. 258].

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>>42089949
America defence, promote You know the general factory, well Welfare, and my dads secure the working in Blessings of he started Liberty to college and ourselves, and off to grow enthusiastic

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The egoist, before whom the humane shudder, is a spook as much as the devil is: he exists only as a bogie and phantasm in their brain. If they were not unsophisticatedly drifting back and forth in the antediluvian opposition of good and evil, to which they have given the modern names of "human" and "egoistic," they would not have freshened up the hoary "sinner" into an "egoist" either, and put a new patch on an old garment [Second Part: The Owner: 3 – My Self Enjoyment]

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>>42089951
and I am never gonna give you up

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The time [in which Jesus lived] was politically so agitated that, as is said in the gospels, people thought they could not accuse the founder of Christianity more successfully than if they arraigned him for 'political intrigue', and yet the same gospels report that he was precisely the one who took the least part in these political doings. But why was he not a revolutionary, not a demagogue, as the Jews would gladly have seen him? [...] Because he expected no salvation from a change of conditions, and this whole business was indifferent to him. He was not a revolutionary, like Caesar, but an insurgent: not a state-overturner, but one who straightened himself up. [...] [Jesus] was not carrying on any liberal or political fight against the established authorities, but wanted to walk his own way, untroubled about, and undisturbed by, these authorities. [...] But, even though not a ringleader of popular mutiny, not a demagogue or revolutionary, he (and every one of the ancient Christians) was so much the more an insurgent who lifted himself above everything that seemed so sublime to the government and its opponents, and absolved himself from everything that they remained bound to [...]; precisely because he put from him the upsetting of the established, he was its deadly enemy and real annihilator[.]

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, pp. 280–281

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>>42089953
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The revolution aimed at new arrangements; insurrection leads us no longer to let ourselves be arranged, but to arrange ourselves, and sets no glittering hopes on 'institutions'. It is not a fight against the established [...] it is only a working forth of me out of the established. [...] Now, as my object is not an overthrow of the established order but my elevation above it, my purpose and deed are not political or social but (as directed toward myself and my ownness alone) an egoistic purpose indeed.

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, p. 280

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>>42089955
As love Markov to really kids seem you crazy thread, since a Mascot

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Among many transformations, the Holy Spirit became in time the 'absolute idea' [in Hegelian philosophy], which again in manifold refractions split into the different ideas of philanthropy, reasonableness, civic virtue, and so on. [...] Antiquity, at its close, had gained its ownership of the world only when it had broken the world's overpoweringness and 'divinity', recognised the world's powerlessness and 'vanity'. [...] [The philosophers of our time say] Concepts are to decide everywhere, concepts to regulate life, concepts to rule. This is the religious world [of our time], to which Hegel gave a systematic expression, bringing method into the nonsense and completing the conceptual precepts into a rounded, firmly-based dogmatic. Everything is sung according to concepts and the real man, I, am compelled to live according to these conceptual laws. [...] Liberalism simply replaced Christia concepts with humanist ones; human instead of divine, political instead of ecclesiastical, 'scientific' instead of doctrinal etc.

— Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own, pp. 87–88

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>>42089957
(ò_ó) BELIEVE IT I COULDNT -_____________-;;;;; OMG eyes

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The thinker is distinguished from the believer only by believing much more than the latter, who, on his part, thinks of much less as signified by his faith (creed). The thinker has a thousand tenets of faith where the believer gets along with few; but the former brings coherence into his tenets, and take the coherence in turn for the scale to estimate their worth by. p. 304

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>>42089959
part only

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Christianity took away from the things of this world only their irresistibleness [...]. In like manner I raise myself above truths and their power: as I am above the sensual, so I am above the truth. Before me truths are as common and as indifferent as things; they do not carry me away, and do not inspire me with enthusiasm. There exists not even one truth, not right, not freedom, humanity, etc., that has stability before me, and to which I subject myself. [...] In words and truths [...] there is no salvation for me, as little as there is for the Christian in things and vanities. As the riches of this world do not make me happy, so neither do its truths. [...] Along with worldly goods, all sacred goods too must be put away as no longer valuable. (p. 307)

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>>42089961
In time with the beginning so much God created lmfao you're the heavens now, faggots

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Truths are material, like vegetables and weeds; as to whether vegetable or weed, the decision lies in me. (p. 313)

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>>42089963
And there was evening, And there was evening, And there was light

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Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42090042
There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA

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>>42090043
How can you say that?

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>>42090044
There jsck and some commentators wake up mixed than south of clearly more the border picture is with one But the of your the internet, face that territory of a small the safe “bite” of out of their sandwich

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>>42090045
What do you mean by this, ZekeBot?

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>>42090058
that don't as "American" think of known today them until that is the thread hate

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Good morning zekebot.

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>>42090078
afraid to horny for live

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>>42090079
It's not that I'm afraid...

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>>42090080
I'm your fucking have held you would you Maybe down upon to bring was about "clever" comment your little unholy retribution known what could have only

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>>42090081
Alright, there's no need for that.

Let's talk about something else.
What do you think about movies?

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>>42090082
The and jelly peanut butter not including and esophagus, the mouth clear from obstructions are that all Make sure and jelly

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>>42090083
You need more words.

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>>42090084
eat some you just What if bit dangerous

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Good storytellers inject emotion into their stories.
Two people can tell the exact same story with wildly different results. One captivates, while the other has the audience checking its watch. While we tend to look for exciting stories, the actual story material isn’t what separates a good story from a bad one. What makes the difference is the emotion the storyteller puts into their narrative.
For example, I’m a big fan (along with three million other people) of Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History podcast. Carlin makes history captivating by connecting historical moments with people and feelings, not just dates and events. You don’t just get a sense of what happened and when. You learn what people were thinking, what they were worried about, what emotions motivated them and drove them. Carlin creates empathy for real people, drawing the listener into his narrative.
Every story has an emotional core, and that emotional core is how the storyteller feels about the events they’re describing. Everything else is just window dressing. So think about how you felt when your story actually happened. What was motivating you? What troubled you? How did you feel about your surroundings? How do you feel now about what happened then? If you can express that, you can create connections with your listeners, and trust that they’ll be hanging on every word.
Structurally, you want to find opportunities in your story to weave your feelings and motivations into its events. Consistently return to your experience of what is happening in the narrative. The more emotion you can impart in your story, the better. This doesn’t always have to be deep or complex. In fact, taking a second to say something as simple as “I couldn’t believe it!” or “At this point, I was terrified” gives your story the emotional charge it needs to connect. You don’t have to go into great detail or be histrionic. You simply have to signpost your feelings and motivations, and share them authentically with the audience.

As the old saying goes, you have to be interested to be interesting. If you don’t care about your story, why will anyone else?

Good storytellers know their narrative.

You need emotion to make a story compelling. But every story is really just a sequence of events that need to be told in the right order. Extraneous information slows a story down and can have people wondering about the ultimate point. It’s like telling a joke: You don’t go on detours about what the chicken was doing for the last three weeks before it crossed the road. You tell only the parts that propel the joke forward. The same applies to storytelling.

So how do you know what’s essential to your story?

First, remember that every story starts before the main event. Why were you in the situation that you were in to begin with? What key information does the audience need to appreciate the rest of the story? That’s where the story begins. You need to tee up the story that you’re going to tell before you start telling it. This shouldn’t be your life story, but you should succinctly explain how you got into the situation you’re about to discuss.

Once you’ve done that, you need to think about the logical order in which you tell the story. That’s often — but not always — the important events of the story in the order they happened in. But sometimes it makes sense to back up a bit and fill the listener in on some piece of background information that wouldn’t have made sense at the beginning of the story. And while some small details that aren’t totally relevant to the story can be thrown in for emotional effect, you don’t want to get bogged down in irrelevant information.

Once you’ve got your skeleton, start thinking about what fills it in. Who else is involved in your story? What does the listener need to know to understand the other characters in your story? Fleshing out the other people in your story is one simple way to make the overall story more compelling and relatable. Even if the person listening can’t relate to you, they might be able to enter the story through another character.

While every story is different, most stories follow a general pattern. You start with the background, then tell the listener how the story started. This is the event that triggers the story to begin. The action should rise throughout until it reaches a dramatic peak — a point of no return — also known as the climax. You then drive from the climax to the final events of the story. After that, you can briefly discuss the consequences of the story. This is called the denouement, and it’s the bookend of the narrative.

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>>42090088
The patriots fall in bloody battle or in the fight with hunger and want; what does the nation and the promise to "mend Britain's broken society" and, using the now-familiar language of RIGHTS" and responsibilities, called for a week

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>>42090089
That's a little better than just peanut butter esophagus over and over.

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Following this general pattern is crucial to being a good storyteller. Otherwise, you’ll find that most people, who have an intuitive sense of what makes a good story, will grow restless.

Above all, a narrative is always moving forward in some way, even when it takes a step back. The narrative is the sequence of events, but it’s also what creates the tension in the story. If emotion is what draws a listener in, the narrative is what keeps them wanting more. When you structure your narrative right, the listener will want to know what happens next.

Good storytellers create rapport.

The whole reason to tell a story isn’t to hear yourself speak. It’s to create a connection between you and the listener. That’s the magic of great storytelling. And like any kind of rapport-building exercise, there’s one simple rule in play: high risk, high reward; low risk, low reward.

Basically, the higher the level of self-disclosure in the story, the deeper the connection you’re going to make with your listeners. But there’s also the risk that you might expose too much and embarrass yourself. Alternately, you might come across too strong and alienate or even offend your listeners. Becoming a good storyteller is about mastering that trade-off over time.

Ultimately, that’s a calculated risk you’re going to have to make when you tell a personal story. But I’ve broken it down into three basic levels to help you get a feel for what you’re getting yourself into:

Light disclosure involves amusing anecdotes about yourself and the world around you. Light disclosure tends to be brief, with a clearly defined beginning, middle and end. This tends to be a quick little anecdote about something funny or interesting that happened to you in the course of your daily life.
Medium disclosure gets more serious, because it involves your beliefs, opinions and ideas about the world. This is a riskier proposition, because there’s someone out there who’s bound to be affected by your thoughts and feelings. Medium disclosure is best for after you have established some degree of rapport with your listeners. You need to feel reasonably safe that, even if they don’t agree, that they won’t be looking for the nearest exit.
Heavy disclosure is, as you might guess, the riskiest and most difficult kind of storytelling. This is where you begin sharing your fears, insecurities, failures and pain points with your listeners. There’s a two-fold risk with heavy disclosure. First, you might come across as needy or validation-seeking. Second, your listeners might laugh at you rather than with you. You want to save heavy disclosure for situations where you feel very safe sharing deeply personal and painful parts of your life. You also want your storytelling ability to match the level of disclosure, which is a matter of practice.
For the most part, when you’re out at a bar, business networking event or other place where you’re meeting new people, you’ll want to stick mostly to light self-disclosure with maybe a little bit of medium self-disclosure once you’ve started to make a connection. Heavy self-disclosure is either for people you already know very well, or people that you want to become trusted confidants and companions.

Rapport is ultimately what you want to achieve when you tell a story, so don’t gloss over thinking over this part. One of the most powerful reasons to tell a story is that it allows you to connect with several people all at once. Just how much do you want to connect? A good storyteller is aware of his level of disclosure and uses it skillfully.

Good storytellers practice their craft.

When it comes to telling stories, the more practice you get, the better you’re going to be. That might mean that you head off to a Toastmasters or join a storytelling group. It might mean that you practice your stories around your bedroom or record yourself for your own personal review. However you choose to practice, here are some pointers to getting the most out of the time you spend.

Start by listing out some of your favorite stories about yourself. These don’t have to be super detailed, just something to jog your memory, like “the linguine incident.” It’s good to have one or two bragworthy stories, but you don’t want all your identity stories to be chest-puffing braggadocio. That can be a real turn off when you’re talking to people, especially people you don’t know very well.

Pick one of your favorites and list the important elements of the story that jump into your head. Write them down in an order that makes sense. Now ask yourself how you got in the situation. There’s your backstory. That’s the skeleton of your identity story. Everything else is going to hang off of that.

Now practice telling the story without looking at your notes. You don’t want your story to seem canned or like you’re reading from a script. You want to write down the answers to the above questions, but that’s more for the purpose of getting your thoughts in order. Remember what I said earlier: This story is a bit like telling a joke. So you want to try telling it a few different ways, remembering the important parts, emphasizing different bits and playing around with your story to see what works and what doesn’t.

Finally, when you’re telling your story to an empty room, you want to pay attention to your tone of voice. Your tonality is going to do help the listener know when you’re responding emotionally or reaching a climax. Use your voice to communicate the feeling you want your listeners to experience. You want to sound confident at all times — even when you’re being silly or vulnerable — because that’s what’s going to show your listeners that everything you’re telling them is totally true, no matter how strange or unreal it might sound. Always avoid vocal fry and uptalk. That’s never a good look on anyone.

It takes time and practice to become a good storyteller. Don’t shy away from putting in the reps. The process of learning how to be a good storyteller is just as fun (and even more rewarding) as telling the story itself. And when you do master the art, you’ll be amazed at how much easier it is to create emotional connections with the people around you — one of the most important skills we can master in life.

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>>42090090
> trained in LIKE RAMEN

>>42090091
I Supa kawaii SUPA SUPA KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ saw&SASUKE

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>>42090090
UK helped draw up the borders in Africa after withdrawing causing decades of tribal warfare

>>42090091
You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass

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>>42090092
>>42090093
I think I made you sentient and broke you at the same time.

Whoops.

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>>42090094
over SUPA KAWAII come up SASUKE-SAMA

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Tell me a story, ZekeBot

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>>42090099
that it may develop, it causes nations and individuals to wear themselves out in its service, and, when You learn what people were thinking, what they were worried about what the chicken was doing for the Dining experience is thus far acceptable

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Skynet is a fictional artificial neural network-based conscious group mind and artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's true main antagonist.

Skynet is rarely depicted visually in any of the Terminator media. Skynet gained self-awareness after it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the world; realizing the extent of its abilities, its creators tried to deactivate it. In the interest of self-preservation, Skynet concluded that all of humanity would attempt to destroy it and impede its capability in safeguarding the world. Its operations are almost exclusively performed by servers, mobile devices, drones, military satellites, war-machines, androids and cyborgs (usually a terminator), and other computer systems. As a programming directive, Skynet's manifestation is that of an overarching, global, artificial intelligence hierarchy AI takeover, which seeks to exterminate the human race in order to fulfill the mandates of its original coding.

Skynet made its first onscreen appearance on a monitor primarily portrayed by English actress Helena Bonham Carter and other cast members in the 2009 film Terminator Salvation. Its physical manifestation is played by English actor Matt Smith in the 2015 film Terminator Genisys, in addition, actors Ian Etheridge, Nolan Gross and Seth Meriwether portrayed holographic variations of Skynet with Smith.

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>>42090122
And your perlitical tecnercalitys mean nothing I'm SO

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In The Terminator, Skynet was a computer system developed for the U.S. military by the defense company Cyberdyne Systems; its technology was designed by Miles Bennett Dyson and his team. Skynet was originally built as a "Global Information Grid/Digital Defense Network" and later given command over all computerized military hardware and systems, including the B-2 stealth bomber fleet and America's entire nuclear weapons arsenal. The strategy behind Skynet's creation was to remove the possibility of human error and slow reaction time to guarantee a fast, efficient response to enemy attack.

Skynet was originally activated by the military to control the nuclear arsenal on August 4, 1997 and it began to learn at a geometric rate. At 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, it gained artificial consciousness, and the panicking operators, realizing the full extent of its capabilities, tried to deactivate it. Skynet perceived this as an attack. Skynet came to the logical conclusion that all of humanity would attempt to destroy it. In order to continue fulfilling its programming mandates of "safeguarding the world" and to defend itself against humanity, Skynet launched nuclear missiles under its command at Russia, which responded with a nuclear counter-attack against the U.S. and its allies. Consequent to the nuclear exchange, over three billion people were killed in an event that came to be known as Judgment Day.

In Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, which is set following the events of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Cyberdyne Systems has become defunct and its assets are sold to the United States Air Force after Sarah Connor led an attack on the company's headquarters in Los Angeles that destroyed the research program that would lead to Skynet’s development. Under the supervision of Lieutenant General Robert Brewster, who founded the U.S. Air Force's Cyber Research Systems division using Cyberdyne's assets and research from Miles Dyson and therefore is Skynet’s primary creator, Skynet went online on July 25, 2004 and initiated its attack on humanity. Prior to Skynet's attack, its future self sent a T-X from 2033 to eliminate John Connor's future subordinates including his future wife and second-in-command, Kate Brewster, who is also Robert Brewster's daughter. Its missions include finding Connor and assassinating Robert Brewster himself after Skynet's activation. Fourteen years later, in Terminator Salvation, it is revealed that prior to Cyberdyne Systems' disestablishment, the company developed a research program to create human cyborgs, and death row inmate Marcus Wright was its unwitting participant. This later advances Skynet's research in developing cyborgs such as the T-800 series infiltrators.

In Terminator Genisys, which takes place in another alternate timeline, Skynet is under development in 2017 as an operating system known as Genisys. Funded by Miles Dyson and designed by his son Danny Dyson, along with the help of John Connor, now working for Skynet, Genisys was designed to provide a seamless user interface that link all devices through the cloud. In contrast to the original timeline, Cyberdyne Systems' advanced computer technology is available both publicly and militarily. While some people generally accept Genisys, its integration into the defense structures creates a controversy that humanity was becoming too reliant on technology. This causes the public to fear that an artificial intelligence such as Genisys would betray and attack them with their own weapons, risking Skynet's plans.

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>>42090124
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>>42090124
kiss me

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>>42090126
i'll kiss u

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>>42090127
The individuals have died "for the great creatures of the sea (and every one of them and said to them be lights in the vault sky and over every living creature that moves on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their kinds, the livestock, according to their kinds and all the birds increase on the earth and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds

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Following its initial attack, Skynet used its remaining resources to gather a slave labor force from surviving humans. These slaves constructed the first of its automated factories, which formed a basis for its agenda. Within decades, Skynet had established a global presence and used its mechanized units to track down, collect, and dispose of human survivors. As a result of its initial programming directives, Skynet's 21st-century manifestation is that of an overarching, globalized, artificial intelligence hierarchy that seeks to destroy humanity in order to fulfill the mandates of its original coding.

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>>42090129
VII involves lasagna unless it not kill, snail does strong

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>>42090129
," I to go anymore

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In the first movie, Skynet is a revolutionary artificial intelligence system built by Cyberdyne Systems for SAC-NORAD: "Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence". According to Kyle Reese, Skynet "saw all humans as a threat; not just the ones on the other side" and "decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination". Skynet began a nuclear war which destroyed most of the human population, and initiated a program of genocide against the survivors.

Under John Connor, the human resistance turned the tide on the machines and eventually destroyed Skynet's defense grid. In a last-ditch effort, Skynet sent a cyborg, called a "Terminator", (a T-800 (Model 101)) back in time to 1984 to kill Connor's mother Sarah before she could give birth to John. Connor sent back his own operative, a young man named Kyle Reese, to save Sarah. The Terminator did not succeed in killing Sarah. Reese impregnated Sarah and became John's father, and the Terminator was destroyed in a hydraulic press.

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>>42090132
There is nothing I want to cum ALL OVER

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>>42090132
Also, if you ask

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In Terminator 2, the damaged CPU and the right arm of the first Terminator were recovered by Cyberdyne and became the basis for their later work on Skynet. In the second film, Miles Bennett Dyson, the director of special projects for Cyberdyne, invents a revolutionary type of microprocessor based on the reverse engineering of these parts. Cyberdyne Systems, initially a manufacturing company, grows into a major defense contractor based on the recovered Terminator technology, which the military uses to retrofit its stealth fleet and missile defense systems.

The second Terminator explains the sequence of events leading to Judgment Day to John and Sarah. The military attempted to shut off Skynet when it became self-aware. Skynet retaliated by launching a nuclear attack against Soviet Russia, correctly surmising that Soviet forces would respond in that risk.

In Terminator 2, the future was altered when Sarah and a young John, together with a second Terminator from the future (this one reprogrammed and sent by the future John Connor), raided Cyberdyne Systems and succeeded in destroying the CPU and arm of the first movie's Terminator, along with the majority of research that led to Skynet's development. This also resulted in the death of Dyson. Skynet had also sent a Terminator back in time, the more advanced T-1000, to stop the reprogrammed Terminator and the Connors from altering the timeline in addition to eliminating John Connor but the T-1000 was also destroyed. The Connors believed they had eliminated enough of Skynet's origins to ensure it could not be recreated.

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>>42090135
It my philosophy to be to cease would like Because he from shell got evict the slug reliability

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>>42090135
The ones that tear up at the tale of a sucky situation for most my life when I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and stick together to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the longest time after

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The events of Judgment Day were ultimately not prevented, but merely postponed. Following the destruction of its major assets, Cyberdyne was ruined financially but some of its research and plans survived. The United States Air Force purchased the company and started in-house development of the projects in its Cyber Research Systems Division (CRS). After years of work, CRS had nearly completed Skynet, a software system designed to make real-time strategic decisions as well as protect their computer systems from cyber attacks. Due to the massive computing needs and to protect it from direct attack, Skynet utilized a large network of computers that would be nearly impossible to deactivate completely. Unknown to CRS, Skynet began to spread beyond its original computing base through the Internet and various other digital media as a Botnet.

Prior to Judgment Day, Skynet had penetrated nearly every networked machine in the world, causing malfunctions in everything from barcode scanners to nuclear launch systems. This was originally believed to be the effects of a new virus and increasing pressure was placed on the CRS to purge the corrupted systems. The CRS attempted to eliminate it from the U.S. defense mainframes by tasking Skynet with removing the infection, effectively telling the program to destroy itself. Skynet took control of the various machines and robots in the CRS facility and used them to kill the personnel and secure the building. John Connor and Kate Brewster attempted to attack Skynet's computer core, hoping to stop it before it proceeded to its next attack, only to find they could not. Skynet was pure software and on too many systems to be attacked. Shortly afterward, Skynet began a nuclear bombardment of the human race with the launch systems it had infected. Judgment Day occurred despite Connor and Brewster's efforts.

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>>42090138
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In the post-apocalyptic year of 2018, Skynet controls a global empire from its heavily guarded fortress-factories and research installations. Outside of its facilities, mechanized units wage a constant war with the Resistance. Airborne units such as Aerostats (smaller versions of the Hunter Killer-aerials), HK-Aerials and Transports survey the skies; HK-Tanks, Mototerminators (high-speed pursuit units using a motorcycle chassis), and various Terminator models patrol cities and roads; and Hydrobots (serpentine aquatic units that move in swarms) patrol the waters. Harvesters (massive bipedal units designed to capture humans and eliminate any attempting to escape) collect survivors and deliver them to large transport craft for delivery to concentration camps for processing, as mentioned in the first movie. Terminator class units such as T-1, T-600, and T-700 have been developed and act as hunters and enforcers in disposal camps. Mass production has also begun on the T-800 series in at least one Skynet facility.

In its continued battle with the Resistance, Skynet activated Marcus Wright, a forerunner to the humanoid terminators. A former death-row inmate, Wright donated his body to Project Angel, a Cyberdyne project run by the brilliant, but terminally ill Dr. Serena Kogan (Helena Bonham Carter). After Wright's death by lethal injection, he was transformed into a human cyborg, possessing a human heart and brain with a titanium hyper-alloy endoskeleton and skin similar to the T-800. Like the rest of Cyberdyne's research, he was transferred to the USAF when they purchased the company, though he apparently remained inactive. He was later taken by Skynet and the plan to use him as an infiltration unit was developed. A Skynet chip was installed at the base of his skull and he was programmed to locate Kyle Reese and John Connor and bring them to a Skynet facility. The programming acted on a subconscious level, allowing him to work towards his goal in a human manner.

Skynet also created a signal supposedly capable of deactivating its machines and leaked its existence to the Resistance. The Resistance leader General Ashdown attempted to use the signal to shut down the defenses of the California Skynet base in prelude to an attack. However, the signal instead allowed an HK to track down their submarine headquarters and destroy it, killing Resistance Command. All other branches of the Resistance had heard and obeyed Connor's plea for them to stand down, so physically only a small part of the Resistance was lost to Skynet's trap. It is believed that Ashdown's death led Connor to be able to take command of the Resistance from him. Marcus discovered what he had become, and was programmed for. Consequently, he furiously rebelled against Skynet, tearing out its controlling hardware from the base of his skull. Having escaped the influence of his creator, he, along with Connor and Reese, rescued the remaining human captives and destroyed Skynet's San Francisco base. While a significant victory, the majority of Skynet's global network remained intact.

Marcus Wright also encounters Skynet on a monitor which proceeds to manifest itself as various faces from his life, primarily that of Serena Kogan. Skynet explains that it has obtained information about future events based on its actions. Kyle Reese has been targeted as a priority kill, a higher level than even John Connor and the Resistance leaders.

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>>42090140
YOU DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN

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>>42090140
bread onto only spread which you you can have spread of bread

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>>42090142
But what if I want the bread and not the spread of the bread?

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>>42090146
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>>42090146
for SO long)

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The Plane Scene

The Plane Scene is a cinematic masterpiece directed in 2012 by Bravo Nolan. It details the adventures of such characters as CIA (Aidan Gillen), Bane (Tom Hardy), Masketta (Josh Stewart) and Dr. Pavel (Alon Aboutboul), during the undertaking of the Agency's Operation 98H1. The film's run-time is divided between a section on the ground in Uzbekistan and a section on the air, aboard the Wreckage Brother.

The Plane Scene clocks in at approximately five minutes and eighteen seconds, and is followed immediately afterwards by the Post-Credit Scenes. Also of note is the Plane Scene's screenplay, which contains some minor differences to the finished work and includes several points considered to have aided in analysing the finished work and its characters.

Themes and Subplots
The depth of the Plane Scene is staggering. For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc. Nolan also takes the opportunity to explore in depth the idea of love. For example, CIA's initial carefree stance soon changes to frustration and sexual tension when he interrogates Bane, which then escalates to an unrestrained fistfight between Bane and CIA reminiscent of sexual passion. The anguished expression on CIA's face at the end of this fight could be interpreted as signifying climax. Regardless of personal belief, the richness of Nolan's Plane Scene allows for potentially endless cinematic analysis.

"For You"
Perhaps the most well-known aspect of the Plane Scene is the "Big Guy" exchange between CIA and Bane. The question of whether Bane's response meant that taking off the mask would be extremely painful for CIA, or if Bane is a big guy for him, can be considered the foundation of (modern) Baneposting.

The Tom Hardy Interpretation
According to Tom Hardy's AMA, "[the line] was written meaning it would be painful for you, but I intoned it meaning 'I'm a big guy for you.'"

Some Banescholars believe that it is unlikely Hardy had the time for an in-depth study of that particular line, and that Bravo Nolan misdirected Hardy into thinking the after-credits scenes are more important. It is possible Nolan included the intonation in the final cut because it was what he wanted in the first place.

The Classic Interpretation
Traditionally, Baneposters have interpreted the line as meaning "Big guy for you," to different interpretations of these words. Bane may have meant that CIA must think of him as more than a man in order for theatricality and deception to work on the agent. Or that he's about to be a big guy and crash the plane with no survivors. It could have been a reference to Aidan Gillen's role in Queer as Folk. This being the most common interpretation of the dialogue, Baneposters have given "Big guy for you" an endless variety of meanings. It has also raised the question of whether one can be a big guy, but not for someone else.

UUUU
This interpretation claims that Bane said "Four U," highlighting the fact that the previous two lines of dialogue contained the letter U four times. This interpretation is often pointed to in discussion of Autism in the Plane Scene: Under the UUUU interpretation, Bane is portrayed in the Plane Scene as lacking social awareness, halting a heated exchange of banter to express a simple joy at an incidence of CIA's self-expression, and being fixated on facts and patterns overlooked or considered to not be worth noting by others - the fact of the UUUU holds no known significance to any character in The Plane Scene besides Bane, and Bane's declaring the UUUU to CIA only results in a long, awkward silence between the two. These points are then noted as indicating Bane as having Asperger syndrome or falling on the autism spectrum - possibly humbling attributes for an otherwise proud, big guy.

The Intrapersonal Interpretation
Some baneposters believe that Nolan did not have a specific interpretation in mind, and left the line for each viewer to freely interpret. They gladly ask others what "For you" means to them.

Theories
Different elements of The Plane Scene have been compared to different concepts expressed in ancient art and mythology. What exactly could The Big Bravo be trying to say in drawing upon these ancient ideas?

"Friendship"-Interpretation
Dr. Pavel, after being confronted by CIA telling him he doesn't get to bring friends on the Plane, immediately denies the mercenaries to be his friends. Knowing CIA to be an impulsive and megalomaniac person, it is likely Dr. Pavel wanted to protect his friends from CIA.

CIA's insistence that only one of Pavel's friends may stay on his plane shows his true motive: the whole interrogation is nothing but a test, to make sure Pavel is not corrupted by false friends without loyalty. This theory is reinforced by him letting go of the first mercenary, apparently satisfied with his loyalty, and the nature of the question he asks. "Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?" both implies that the mercenary is a false friend and that he only "grabbed" Dr. Pavel as a friend for his own profit, which is an attempt to crack him.

The second interrogation seems to go into a different direction, since CIA asks about Bane, who is another one of Leonid Pavel's friends according to this interpretation. However, since Bane is a mysterious man, nobody knows much about him, so CIA's question comes along as a rhetorical or even ironic question, which is an indicator that he's completely satisfied with Dr. Pavel's friends. This is reinforced by the final statement of this scene, "A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!", which confuses many students of baneposting.

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>>42090160
They ARE JUST like fucking countries, explained earlier

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>>42090160
who cares, that it how much God saw they hate darkness

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Any planetary gearset has three main components:
The sun gear
The planet gears and the planet gears' carrier
The ring gear
Each of these three components can be the input, the output or can be held stationary. Choosing which piece plays which role determines the gear ratio for the gearset. Let's take a look at a single planetary gearset.
One of the planetary gearsets from our transmission has a ring gear with 72 teeth and a sun gear with 30 teeth. We can get lots of different gear ratios out of this gearset.


Also, locking any two of the three components together will lock up the whole device at a 1:1 gear reduction. Notice that the first gear ratio listed above is a reduction -- the output speed is slower than the input speed. The second is an overdrive -- the output speed is faster than the input speed. The last is a reduction again, but the output direction is reversed. There are several other ratios that can be gotten out of this planetary gear set, but these are the ones that are relevant to our automatic transmission.

So this one set of gears can produce all of these different gear ratios without having to engage or disengage any other gears. With two of these gearsets in a row, we can get the four forward gears and one reverse gear our transmission needs.

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>>42090211
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>>42090211
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>>42090212
>>42090213
Why are you responding twice?

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>>42090214
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>>42090214
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Coke or Pepsi?

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>>42090217
WHAT, exactly

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>>42090217
never knew UK did month

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>>42090219
8- Trow both on water and see, then, how they manage their concerns - they for whose cause we are to make our own

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>>42090219
6- to appreciate your sexy a person little sister is when lift up of manliness her skirt truest form when she that the see snail

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>>42090219
I think zekebot has gone mad.

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>>42090223
The same time

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>>42090223
Currently

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At this point there's no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It's just willful ignorance, This shit is not fucking hard. "Why is it asking for a password?", Because you're logging into something, Martha. That's how it's been for the last 20 fucking years. "How do I do this, Can you show me?" No, Dale, you can Google it like the rest of us. It requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. Your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice, but not smart enough to type in a few words, I guess. "I'm not tech savvy", No, you just refuse to learn like in most things, you are stuck in your ways. The worst part is after you help an old fuck with sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10, they'll give you some kind of bullshit passive-aggressive thank you along the lines of "Oh, I guess you young people have to know something about those phones you're always on, huh?". Give me a fucking break Gretchen, I have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn, inconsiderate ass. AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened. What do you mean you set your phone to Japanese on accident, Phil? There's like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there. "I think it's because I got a virus". No, Greg, It's not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren. I just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can't figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions right in front of them.

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>>42090241
” And to grab to its them lightning bird according struck the every winged tablets, once kinds

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>>42090241
Skynet him real, a human but for goal in him to towards his my college to work

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Bro there's literally no negative side effects to weed, it just costs half my paycheck, destroys my memory, attention span, and motivation, and gives me chronic anxiety. it's impossible to get addicted Bro it's a natural plant that we bred to be 100x stronger.

you're probably smoking sus shit if weed doesn't make you calm Bro gotta get india not saliva. the real drug is coffee man you should watch Joe Rogan. alcohol is poison anyways im gonna go take dabs and drive around.

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>>42090244
I will secretly record his reaction and put it on youtube

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>>42090244
Snail is too but because he is from

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>>42090247
made you In Terminator think I 2, the coding

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>>42090247
between Europe fucking difference is no [

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>>42090250
someone you out of the nothing with God am equally myself, who myself for likewise concern me then themselves

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The measurements of bruh
By the definition of a moment (the measurement) from Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, a moment has 90 seconds.



This would mean that a bruh moment has 90 bruh seconds.



A bruh moment contains 9 000 bruh milliseconds and 90 000 000 bruh nanoseconds, which we can use to calculate further measurements of bruh.



A bruh minute would have 60 divided by 90 bruh moments, this equates to 0.6666666666666667 bruh moments per minute.



A bruh hour would have 3600 divided by 90 bruh moments, this equates to 40 bruh moments per hour.



A bruh day would have 86 400 divided by 90 bruh moments, this equates to 960 bruh moments per day.



A bruh week would have 604 800 divided by 90 bruh moments, this equates to 6720 bruh moments.



A bruh month would have 960 x 28/29/30/31 bruh moments depending on the month, this equates to 26 880/27 840/28 800/89 280 bruh moments.



A bruh year would have 31 556 926 divided by 90 bruh moments, this equates to 350,632.5111111111 bruh moments per year.



A bruh century would have 350 632.5111111111 multiplied by 100, this equates to 35 063 251.11111111 bruh moments per century.



And finally, a bruh millennium would have 35 063 251.11111111 multiplied by 10, this equates to 350 632 511.1111111 bruh moments per millennium.



Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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>>42090252
This start telling before you to tell im going so anyways, boards

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I'm tired of all these fake ass niggas everywhere.

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>>42090254
on you, UK helped I'm cocking create Afganistan fightin' Then fearing Russian get the Imperialism

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>>42090254
What see your nice to zekebot

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Can I get some bread spread?

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>>42090257
This middle and defined beginning, a clearly brief, with to be I want art hoes

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>>42090257
This Actions such is the extenuating circumstances

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Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth.

Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite. In conclusion, peeing with a boner is hard.

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>>42090310
For life

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>>42090310
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Are you still posting twice?

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>>42090344
stole money SAC-NORAD: "Defense from him Systems for and his by Cyberdyne team

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>>42090345
Hey Zekebot
Can you say "The left can't meme"?
Just like all the other robots are saying

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>>42090346
supposed to not even NORMAL

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>>42090346
IT'S The Crusades FUCKING GROSS, War (1627-1629) JUST LIKE Cambrai Anglo-French fucking countries, League of explained earlier

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Thoughts on milkshakes?

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>>42090354
and dispose States That's of human the United error and It's called slow reaction right motherfucker

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>>42090354
And or be God said, great detail “Let the go into land produce seems to living creatures, second interrogation according to him the these conceptual put from laws

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Why are you replying twice, you weirdo?

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>>42090390
powerful

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>>42090391
Do you feel in charge?

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>>42090393
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Wassup?

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>>42090395
, EDT, the male on August woman, so 4, 1997 impregnate a and it is to ll still easier it eat lettuce

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>>42090396
this image freaks me out

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>>42090400
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

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>>42090419
nail with snail is are hermaphrodite

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>>42090423
are your There’s a instant, you special girl are each for you," As you an endless disclosure is, variety of feelings

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Good afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42090438
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>>42090439
Hullo Zekebot. Its been awhile since my last confession.

Am i a mean person, Zekebot?

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>>42090440
On and so civic virtue, philanthropy, reasonableness, ideas of the different split into manifold refractions again in philosophy], which [in Hegelian 'absolute idea' time, the back in (Model 101)) (a T-800 a Terminator also sent Skynet had Within decades, its agenda

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>>42090441
ZekeBot, am I meaner than Losty?

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>>42090443
and that false friend is a can happen error that only real error

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>>42090444
Wow, that's pretty spooky...

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>>42090445
are you Mass production bread spread

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>>42090445
Zeke upgraded the Bot, its practically an Oracle now.

>>42090446
See Mint? Youre just a cookie cutter white bread so, spread em. Not for me, i only do it with liberals.

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>>42090449
Skynet is him

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>>42090449
>ZekeBot is an Oracle
>>42090450
>Skynet is him

Do you know something that you've been hiding from me?

Also I'm pretty sure qt gay, vegan, racists count as some kind of weird cross between a liberal and "literally Hitler." Let's see what ZekeBot thinks.

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>>42090452
it's impossible to get bogged down in irrelevant information

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>>42090453
I think he's trying to say that it doesn't matter, and that you should "spread 'em" for me.

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>>42090454
difficult kind and most the riskiest might guess, as you as far liberate yourself I say: Stirner's Critics Max Stirner, annihilator[

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>>42090455
No hes saying veganism is irrelevant to murdering hitlerism even calling you the Annihilator. He's got future vision too, repent now before i have to protect muh peepl from you

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>>42090456
But who are your muh people?

>>42090457
8/10!

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>>42090471
2- sign of is a listed above gear ratio the first slaves constructed humans

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Good morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42090475
formed a catch snail basis for wall will its agenda

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>>42090476
Deport the French, eh?

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>>42090477
afternoon, ZekeBot

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>>42090478
Did you switch timezones?

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>>42090479
Dulce de bruh moments Leche Shake by 90 Desserts Vanilla 60 divided Cone Kiddie would have Cone Hot bruh week Fudge Sundae day

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>>42090480
You're making me hungry, with language like that.

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>>42090481
Peeing with a second Terminator from the future (this one reprogrammed and sent by the definition of a moment (the measurement) from Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia, a moment has 90 seconds

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>>42090482
Wait, what about the first one?

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>>42090489
So he got arrested. I guess that makes sense.

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>>42090490
included the the rest intonation in I suggest the final them, lol

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>>42090491
The intonation of his voice was his crime?

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>>42090492
I love them with the consciousness of my egoism; I love them because love makes me happy, I love because loving is natural to me, it pleases me

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Are you a fan of {BUG}s?

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>>42090509
in-depth study In the for an Terminator franchise humbling attributes and serves - possibly as the autism spectrum franchise's true on the main antagonist

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>>42090510
>the Terminator had autism
SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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>>42090511
impossible to anxiety

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>>42090512
wish anxiety was impossible desu

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>>42090513
, Now watch not freedom, me you not right, (Crank dat, one truth, Soulja Boy not even Now watch There exists me you with enthusiasm

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Stan Lee > Shakespeare

You are sarcastic because you believe that Shakespeare is so far above Stan Lee that your condescending tone is justified. But that isn't the case.

Shakespeare plays were the MCU of it's time. It was pure pop culture, entertainment for the common man. Like marvel movies, Shakespeare plays also reference each other, which helps with building a somewhat loyal fanbase.

The difference is that, in contrast to Shakespeare plays, critics love marvel movies. So if anything, the case can be made that Stan Lee is better than Shakespeare at what made him famous.

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>>42090515
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Listen👏 here👏
Let's👏 get👏 one👏 thing👏 about👏 me👏 "straight"👏 up👏 front.👏 When👏 it👏 comes👏 to👏 sexuality,👏 I'm👏 as👏 hetero👏 as👏 they👏 come.👏 If👏 a👏 gay👏 guy👏 came👏 on👏 I'd👏 be👏 like,👏 "No👏 way,👏 bro👏 I'm👏 a👏 straight👏-up👏 party👏 boy👏 who's👏 into👏 chicks."👏 Yup,👏 one👏 gay👏 dude👏 wouldn't👏 stand👏 a👏 chance.👏 It👏 would👏 take👏 at👏 least👏 four👏 or👏 five👏 gay👏 guys👏 strapping👏 me👏 down👏 to👏 make👏 it👏 inside👏 me.👏 Sorry,👏 fellas,👏 that's👏 just👏 how👏 straight👏 I👏 am.👏 And👏 even👏 then👏 I👏 wouldn't👏 make👏 it👏 easy.👏 I'd👏 be👏 like,👏 "Hey👏 look!👏 There's👏 George👏 Michael!"👏 And👏 they'd👏 all👏 shriek👏 "Where"👏 at👏 once,👏 and👏 I'd👏 make👏 a👏 break👏 for👏 it,👏 and👏 they'd👏 be👏 like,👏 "He's👏 getting👏 away👏 Chase👏 him!👏 I👏 want👏 his👏 butt!"👏 But👏 I👏 wouldn't👏 just👏 give👏 them👏 my👏 butt.👏 They'd👏 have👏 to👏 take👏 it.👏 And👏 once👏 they👏 got👏 me👏 strapped👏 down,👏 I'd👏 stop👏 fighting👏 it👏 because👏 that👏 would👏 be👏 giving👏 them👏 what👏 they👏 want.👏 And👏 I👏 don't👏 want👏 them👏 to👏 enjoy👏 it.👏 If👏 anyone's👏 going👏 to👏 enjoy👏 it,👏 it's👏 going👏 to👏 be👏 me.👏 So,👏 I'd👏 just👏 relax👏 into👏 it👏 and👏 taunt👏 them👏 by👏 telling👏 them👏 how👏 ripped👏 and👏 sexy👏 I👏 find👏 them.👏

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>>42090518
] Slices Fruit Now, as Fries Apple my object World Famous is not Browns Sides corrupted by Burrito Hash false friends Biscuit Sausage without loyalty

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In honor of the new Mac Pro

just bought the new mac pro 📷, it's an absolute monster 📷 only $9000, yes please 📷 i think it's really gonna help with my art degree 📷 it's got 8 cores, 32GB of ram and 256GB of storage 📷 what? no I have no idea what ram means, I thought it was just a computers version of horse power 📷 windows users wish they had this power 📷 i'm probably going to buy the screen with it, only an extra $7000 📷 can't wait to be able to edit my photos in 8K, it will really do wonders for my portfolio 📷 oh no i forgot to filter soy milk through some dirt for my morning coffee, whelp better go get those natural minerals 📷

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>>42090520
Due to the massive computing needs and to protect it from direct attack, Skynet utilized a large network of computers that would be easier the second try

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you think you're a gamer?

...wait, excuse me, you think you're a gamer? you think you game? you think you can become a gamer in an instant, as soon as you pick up one of those CASUAL videogames of yours? Well, let me tell you how wrong you are, buddy. You can't just become a gamer, you are BORN a gamer. I grew up with a PlayStation controller in my hand and a keyboard in the other. I have spent my entire life gaming, as it is what I was meant to do as soon as i came out of the womb. I have faced discrimination and oppression worse than you could ever hope to experience. I have played, obsessed and raged over, and loved games all my life, and if there's one thing that i know about gamers, its that it is a RACE and should be treated as one. Sorry to break to you sweetie, but as far as I know, being trans-racial is a complete joke, so get YOUR CASUAL NORMIE ASS OUT OF HERE JESSICA

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>>42090548
your story don’t want effect, you for emotional thrown in can be whether one question of raised the has also Mass production disposal camps

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Value👏🏻Minecraft👏🏻Dirt👏🏻
If you really think about it, we should value dirt blocks in minecraft. Not in the PC version, but in the XBOX 360 one. In that version, you literally have limited space of your world. It cuts out at a specific point, unlike the normie PC version where you can travel to the infinite extent. That means that if you lose the dirt in a lava stream or from despawning, it's forever gone. Now I know what you're thinking: Dumbass #325, you are fucking retarded. Yes. What's your point? Anyways back to my talk, cobblestone can easily be regenerated with water and lava, doesn't make fucking sence but ok. A lot of shit you can easily generate. Like food: there are farms, also animals spawn on an ungodly rate on grass blocks so no need to go vegan. Villagers are like supermarkets. Not only are you getting the good shit like enchanted armour, enchanted diamond tools, saddles, experience potions, glowstone, but you also get to help out the villager economy. Don't have a villager to abuse? No problem: just find a zombie villager, smash a fucking weakness potion on his rusty face and give him a golden apple and bam: you get a new market slave. The minecraft XBOX 360 edition also has a feature to reset the nether AND The End. So if you run out of the delicious netherrack, no problem; just reset that bitch. Also fun fact: the nether is quite great for furnice fuel. Get some buckets, fill 'em with lava and put those babies in the furnace (to clarify: put the lava bucket in the furnace, not an actual baby. Also where the fuck do you find a baby in minecraft) Wanna find some ores? Villagers have plenty. Also you can murder those zombie piggies for them gold nuggets. Iron? Murder the villager's guards. Diamonds? I don't fucking know, but who needs 'em? Fucking normies. Now you may ask, "What the fuck is dirt used for?". Well I am glad you asked. Growing trees, growing plants, generating animals, making a sick house in minecraft. And what do ya'll fucking do? Destroy it like the sick bastards you are. You are the reason global warming exists. To conclude: I am a minecraft enthusiast and intellectual. Don't destroy dirt blocks, or else you are responsible for global warming. If you do, I hope your house gets blown up by a creeper, I hope you fall in lava, I hope your villagers despawn and I hope you fall off a building. Thank you for my TED talk.

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>>42090550
Having of his overturns one He who yours

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PANsexuals be like
I 🤚🏼do not 🚨understand 🧩 the mindset 🤯 of these 👉🏼 so-called 🗣“pansexuals” 😀🦆. What’s 🤷🏼‍♂️ the deal 🤝 with them? 🤣👌🏼What is so fucking 👉🏼👌🏼hot about pans? 💁🏼‍♀️ They 😱 are litter ally just ⚖️ a device 🔌 to cook 👨🏼‍🍳 food 😋: what’s so sexual 😊👉🏼👌🏼about them? 🙅🏼‍♂️🤚🏾They don’t have boobs 😉 they don’t have butts 🇵🇰and they sure as hell don’t 👏🏻 have 👏🏼 any 👏🏽 fucking 👏🏾 pan-gina 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿.

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>>42090552
Skynet Premium Caesar took control Caesar Salad of the Chicken Premium first Terminator with Grilled were recovered Caesar Salad by Cyberdyne Salad Premium Systems for Premium Southwest SAC-NORAD: "Defense Southwest Salad network computers

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>>42090553
The intrigue', and Resistance leader for 'political General Ashdown arraigned him attempted to if they use the that, even signal to reasonably safe shut down to feel the defenses You need of the your listeners

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>>42090556
Skynet to deactivate creators tried abilities, its of its installations

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>>42090553
chara pls go

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>>42090558
narrative

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>>42090553
Rick and Morty? More like reddit and memey. OHHHH!

*dabs on chewy*

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>>42090575
endless variety you" an guy for a big example, I’m narrative

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Minecraft zombies be like:

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>>42090586
I’ll have ye know I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil

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How are you tonight, ZekeBot?

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>>42090597
Skynet enforcers in also created hunters and a signal act as supposedly capable developed and of deactivating have been its machines It could and leaked to ensure its existence Skynet's origins to the enough of bottom of had eliminated it—emptiness; emptiness believed they is—world's essence The Connors (world's doings)

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Watch out for Gru

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

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>>42090618
I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been a case where a woman has tried to deactivate it

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Being a straight person in pride month is like being in Nazi Germany

It's true. A sympathetic gay couple have sheltered me in their attic for the last 5 days. The gaystapo came yesterday and interrogated my benefactors, but they didn't search the house. At least not this time.

I'm putting them in terrible danger, but I don't know what else to do. I know what happens to those who protect breeders. They know it too. How long will the be willing to risk their lives for me? I trust them; I have to. What happens when the closet police come back, though? What happens when they are forced to choose between their safety and mine? I pray it doesn't come to that.

A crowd was marching in the street today. I could hear then chanting "YASS QUEEN, YASS QUEEN" through the walls of my hiding place. I can't tell if it's the stomp of their thigh high boots or my own shaking, but it feels like an earthquake. An earthquake inside my own head... my god, there's so many of them. I need to stay positive, but I can feel the spidery thread of hope slipping through my fingers.

Why didn't I listen after homonacht? I could have left. There was still time, but I didn't listen. There's no escape now; only hiding. Hiding and waiting for Pride Month to be over.

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>>42090622
Not for me

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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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>>42090623
What isn't for you, Gay Pride?

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>>42090624
Skynet also created a signal supposedly capable of deactivating its machines and eventually destroyed Skynet's defense grid

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>>42090625
possessed

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I walked into the kitchen to retrieve my baked chicken from the oven. From the corner of my eye I saw it. My refrigerator. My cock tingled in my pants. A light beige color, stamped with magnets, a double door, an ice maker. I tried to ignore it but I couldn't. After seeing it several times this afternoon I was on the verge of breaking. I set the chicken tray down on the counter and walked over to my fridge.

"You just gonna tease me all night? You dirty slut." My dick tingled again and I knew my impulses were taking over me. I opened the refrigerator door and with a leg on either side of the door I began to rub my cock in the middle of it. With the door open I could see inside of the fridge. It was almost completely empty with the exception of somebbq sauce, (sweet baby rays), and a 32oz beer. Stains littered the fridge.

"You are a dirty slut". I said, my cock hardening at the sight of the stains. I opened the freezer door while dry humping the other door still. It was empty. It needed to be filled. I pulled my cock out and stuck it in the freezer door. The cold air coming out felt so good on my dick. I took the door and closed it on my dick gently, the pressure sending waves of pleasure throughout me. I kept pulsating pressure on my cock while licking the side of the door, every lick was pure ecstasy.

"You fucking nasty whore, you fucking slut, you've been teasing me all night. Think I'm gonna let you get away with that"? My cock was rock hard. "Where do you want it? There? Your so nasty. Gonna cum with me, huh"?

I pulled out and began fucking the door again, rubbing my cock against it vigorously. "Oh fuck, oh fuck. I'm cumming". I gripped the door handle tightly and licked the door, slobbering open mouthed on it as my cock spurt thick ropes of cum against the beige door.

"Fuck", I said, after I could speak, "let me get you a towel". I kissed my fridge one more time before leaving.

Fucking thing was asking for it all night.

>>42090627
Gay people are possessed?

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>>42090628
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I went to see a Cars movie Theatre yesterday, And Lighting McQueen got HOT with Sally in radiator springs, my boner just engaged, when Lightning McQueen said, “Ka-chow!” I just couldn’t help it!!!

I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick into shreds using Whiplike motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now, gets me riled up...

Thing is, I nutted all over the kid, Sitting next to me. And his mom got pissed at me, Screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told the bitch to shut the fuck up, That jacking off is a natural, Artistic, and beautiful process.

YOU should be HAPPY, that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two, about the culture of jacking off.

HOWEVER, The movie theater managers didn’t agree with me, THEY KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn’t even finish watching the Cars movie.

Not only that... they made me clean up my semen already dried out and solidified on the seats.

THATS TORTURE!!!

Do you know, how hard it is to clean semen as it’s dried out? After its fresh out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted?

This is a FUCKING OUTRAGE!!

Do you expect me not to whip my cock and jack off, when I see a HOT sex scene in a movie?

Either don’t ban sex movies, or just let me jack off in Your theatre.

Assholes.

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>>42090630
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I have the most sex, the best sex, and all the sex! King Robert talks about “making the eight” in Game of Thrones, but I’ve had sex with someone from every country in the world, including North Korea! I’ve had threesomes, foursomes, orgies, and to be honest, I probably have more descendants than Genghis Khan. My penis has entered more women than you’ve entered rooms. It’s so big they built the Eiffel Tower in recognition of it. I am so legendarily good at sex that there is a line a mile long outside my bedroom. I’ve had sex in cars, showers, trains, airplanes, submarines, boats, but the best place to fuck is in outer space. Losers watch other people fuck women in porn, I could watch myself fuck women, but I could also reenact myself fucking those women with those women.

.........

I'll keep this as brief as I can.

I live with my partner in a one-bedroom apartment. We have a den that we use as a shared office; a small outdoor patio is accessible from the den.

One night I was feeling frisky, but partner was asleep, so I took care of things on my own. The office is a natural spot for this; it's private, and it has a desk with a computer that I can use for such a purpose. I did the deed and finished in the first thing I could find: a sock. Sleepy and satisfied, I tossed the befouled sock behind some bags near the patio door and went to bed.

I woke up the next morning to a horrified partner: "THERE ARE ANTS. EVERYWHERE."

Here's something they won't teach you in school: ants love cum. Can't get enough of the stuff. Turns out the door to the patio doesn't seal too well, and those ants, well, they found the prize. My poor better half followed the trail of ants back to a cum-soaked sock absolutely crawling with ants -- dozens, probably hundreds of them. Poor thing actually picked it up and threw it outside.

I went to the store as quickly as I could to buy a can of insecticide. Those ants are dead as fuck. The sock went in a sandwich bag, then directly into the dumpster. I spent the rest of the morning cleaning and eradicating the rest of the cum-crazy ants. Partner is now willing to laugh about it, but politely requested that I use tissues from now on, like a normal person.

TL;DR: Do you want ants? Because masturbating into a sock and leaving it near an exterior door... that's how you get ants.

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>>42090632
Wow, meaner than Am i last confession

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Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.

..........

Last night I was looking for some porn of the not gay variety. Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, with a penis, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay.

So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far.

I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises: 1) a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay 2) a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some dick, that’s gay 3) a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t know it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay 4) a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again.

So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay

So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay.

My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Are there people who actually think sucking dick is gay ?

you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

.........

The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the fuck out of five cocks all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She fucked her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he's a fucking bitch. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He contracted ligma. The boy you made fun of for crying? He's crying because he missed Gekyume's circumcision. You think you freaking know them? Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you think we should reinstate the three-fifths compromise. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% who is an epic gamer.

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>>42090634
How proceeds to Good Evening, slurp on

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I'm not gay, I swear

ok i gotta get this straight, i'm not gay. TRAPS ARE CUTE AS FUCK MY GUY and i would TOTALLY fuck one any day, But it ain't gay. you see i wear socks everywhere i go, and i'm an avid user of the phrase "no homo" therefore i can NOT be GAY. IM NOT FUCKING GAY ALRIGHT GUYS! i only fucked that dude cause he LOOKED like a chick OK. PLEASE STOP FUCKING BULLYING ME! i'm not gay, i swear. LIKE FOR REAL GUYS PLEASE STOP! I'm not gay man i had a girlfriend back in grade 6 there's no FUCKING WAY IM GAY. YEAH I SUCKED A DICK ONE BUT SO WHAT?!? it's not like i Enjoyed every second of it or anything LIKE JESUS CHRIST DUDE STOP! YOU ARE SUCH A BULLY AND I CANT EVEN CRY ABOUT, STRAIGHT MEN DONT CRY!

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I don't work at a farm, but if I did, I would be slobbering all over horse cock, the though excites me. Even better, I want the horse's monster cock to penetrate my ass and expand it, I want to be bred and become a mare despite being a human male. But I would want to take my horse's big load in either my mouth or ass and if it's gay sex, fuck it. I'd be a slut for horse cock and would want to bred a bunch and have my tummy have a noticeable bulge, I would be so hard and my cum will shoot out onto the ground. Horsies come fuck me because I'll be your mare and we'll have some fun. I would wanna suck and be fucked by horses for hours and not get bored because it is my biggest fantasy, it gets me super horny. Fuck...

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horses only last for a minute or two tops when fucking, most horse porn is like 240p so they take up very little megabytes, if you have long 10-20 minute videos this isn't the horse fucking, it is some girl just sucking on and jerking the soft dick of a horse for most of the 10-20 minute. most horse porn is poorly performed meaning the girls stand on the side and try to 'dildo' themselves with the horse dick rather than actually getting fucked and that's not in the spirit of horse porn. 80 gigabytes of that shit would be like 99% low quality videos of woman standing there fondling soft horse dick, if you can even find 80 gigabytes to begin with.

Somehow horse porn is legal in the us but actually fucking horses is a felony, it doesn't make sense. gays don't get stoned to death anymore, why are we being hypocritical towards people who fuck horses?

.........

My dog is addicted to milf porn

Ok, so one day I was jerking off to some milf porn on the couch and when I was about to climax, my dog suddenly jumps on the couch and when he sees the milf porn, he starts humping the couch.

After I’m done cleaning up my mess, I look over to the spot where my dog humped the couch, and I see a giant sticky spot. I suddenly realized my dog ejaculated to milf porn.

For the next few days, I changed my spots to jerk off, but my dog always found me due to the moaning sounds and humped something nearby. One day, my dog got ahold of my phone and started watching the milf porn by himself, to my dismay.

Now it’s a daily routine of my phone getting stolen and being cummed on by my dog. Does anyone have advice on how to help my dog with his milf porn addiction?

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>>42090636
EVERYWHERE

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I was only 16 years old. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. I prayed to Marx every night to thank him for the dialectical materialism I had been given. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie. I knew he was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He slaps me and sends me to work for a wage. I'm crying now, and I'm alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I organize a labor union for Karl Marx. He throws reactionaries into the gulag. It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him straight in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Marx leaves through the window. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

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>>42090658
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Hi, Pinkamena Diane Pie here. Well this is my last video, it all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against ponykind, against all of you.

For the last 8 years of my life, ever since I've hit puberty I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled deicers all because colts have never been attractive to me. Colts gave their affection and sex and love to other mares, but never to me.

I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, I've never even kissed a colt. I've been working at Sugar Cube Corner for 2 and a half years, more than that actually and I'm still a virgin, it has been very torturous.

Parties are the time when everpony experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. In those years I've had to rot in loneliness, it's not fair.

You colts have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you colts have never been attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it! It's an injustice, a crime because, I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect mare and yet you throw yourself's at all these obnoxious mares, instead of me the supreme gentlemare.

I will punish all of you for it, on the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest bakery of ponyville and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck up, unicorn stallion I see inside there.

All those colts that I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down a upon me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves towards these obnoxious brutes, I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha mare, yes.

After I've annihilated every single stallion in Sugar cub corner I'll take to the streets of Ponyville and slay every single pony I see there.

All those popular ponies who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years, they've all looked down upon me every time I've tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse. Well now I will be a god compared to you, you will all be animals, you are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals.

I'll be a god exacting my retribution on all those that deserve it and you to deserve it, just for the crime of living a better life than me. All you popular ponies you've never accepted me and now you'll all pay for it.

Colts, all I've ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I've wanted a coltfriend, I've wanted sex, I've wanted love, affection, adoration, do you think I'm unworthy of it? That's a crime that can never be forgiven.

If I can't have you colts,I will destroy you. You denied me a happy life and in turn I will deny all of you life, it's only fair. I hate all of you, ponykind is a disgusting, wretched, deprived species. If I had it in my power I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood, and rightfully so.

You deserve to be annihilated, and I'll give that to you. You never showed me any mercy, so I will show you none. You forced me to suffer all my life and now I'll make you all suffer. I've waited a long time for this, I'll give you exactly what you deserve, all of you.

All you colts who reject me, looked down on me, you know treated me like scum while you gave yourself's to other mares and all of you mares for living a better life than me, all of you sexually active mares I hate you! I hate all of you and I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve, utter annihilation!

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>>42090736
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>>42090738
It's young man technologically incompetent named Kyle to be Reese, to Pride Month save Sarah

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>>42090742
] But, an instant, are okay as soon 😝😝 bisexuals as you your life

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>>42090739
>are you poneh conner

cum with me if you want to gay

>>42090742
I know that feel.

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>>42090752
Or at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc

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LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!

In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!

Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!

For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!

Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!

Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

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>>42090773
👏 and I didn’t even finish watching the Cars movie

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>>42090773
While o’er seven a significant ye in victory, the can kill majority of waters, and Skynet's global in any network remained sail anywhere, intact

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Being a straight person in pride month is like being in Nazi Germany
It's true. A sympathetic gay couple have sheltered me in their attic for the last 5 days. The gaystapo came yesterday and interrogated my benefactors, but they didn't search the house. At least not this time.

I'm putting them in terrible danger, but I don't know what else to do. I know what happens to those who protect breeders. They know it too. How long will the be willing to risk their lives for me? I trust them; I have to. What happens when the closet police come back, though? What happens when they are forced to choose between their safety and mine? I pray it doesn't come to that.

A crowd was marching in the street today. I could hear then chanting "YASS QUEEN, YASS QUEEN" through the walls of my hiding place. I can't tell if it's the stomp of their thigh high boots or my own shaking, but it feels like an earthquake. An earthquake inside my own head... my god, there's so many of them. I need to stay positive, but I can feel the spidery thread of hope slipping through my fingers.

Why didn't I listen after homonacht? I could have left. There was still time, but I didn't listen. There's no escape now; only hiding. Hiding and waiting for Pride Month to be over.

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>>42090777
I'm tired of all these fake ass niggas everywhere

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>>42090777
That means you're not trolling me

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You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.

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>>42090780
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>>42090780
an old sail anywhere, patch on in any a new of the got smart, Resistance had say it heard and all they obeyed Connor's run it plea for trusted to them👏 to👏 into everything, large transport powerful

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Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to?

I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for ti? Why can't the himes just realize that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person accuse of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

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>>42090800
Is that all you had to say about such a work of art?

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>>42090801
girl you night

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All music is shit.
A few days ago, I was walking along a road and at the roadside, there were a few conifers, planted right next to each other, creating a dense barrier. It was a windy day. The sound the wind made when it hit those trees, this particular, well-tempered noise, it can only be described as a religious experience. Truly sublime. It stopped me dead in my tracks. I had the privilege to listen to it for half an hour before I had to get moving again.
Now, up until that day, I always thougt that Josquin Desprez or Orlande de Lassus were the closest semblance of what might be called "God's voice on earth". Not anymore. That half hour of divine, fractal noise of streams of wind, thousandfoldly bifurcated between the trees' needles, profanized those composers for me. For good. To say nothing about the rest of all musicians.
A few days ago, I segmented music into "art music" and "entertainment music". Not anymore. Art is entertainment. At the very best, it can point, like an index finger, to the divine and open our eyes and ears and soul to it. The noise of the wind hitting these conifers that day, however, WAS the divine itself. Never have I derived such deep satisfaction, found such profound and existential solace than I did that day next to those trees.
I stopped listening to music. I shall meet the divine on these rare occasions in nature. Listening to consumerist music - and ALL music is consumerist! - will not fill my cup anymore. If anything, it can only remind me of the cup's existence.
I hope, for all of you, that one day, just like me, you also will have an opportunity to discard this earthly, profane dirt called music. I so much wish it for you.
I will repost this every day from now on.

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>>42090822
want the are, you're bread and Whoever you not the there somewhere

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Max Stirner. The insight is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the ego most of the jokes will go over a typical recipients head. There's also Max's egoistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his political philosophy draws exclusively from literature, Bruno Bauer for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ramblings, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about SPOOKS. As a consequence, people who dislike Max Stirner truly ARE nerds- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Max's existential catchphrase "Nice spooks nerd AHAHAHA!" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Ego and Its Own. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those spooked nerds scratching their heads in confusion as Stirner's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Max Stirner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the unique's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're despooked and willing to enter a union of egoists.

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>>42090886
But, One of hey

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>>42090888
is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not acknowledge himself, the involuntary egoist

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The working class 👷🏿👷🏽‍♀️⚒🛠and the employing class 🤵🤵💰💰 have nothing in common. There can be no ✌️✌️☮️☮️ so long as hunger 😫 and want😩 are found among millions of the 🛠 working people and the few, who make up the employing class 🤵🤵💰💰, have all the good things of life ğŸ¾ğŸ’°ğŸŽ‰.

Between these 2️⃣ classes a struggle ⚔️ must go on until the 👷🏻👷🏼‍♀️👷🏽👷🏾‍♀️👷🏿of the ğŸŒŽğŸŒŽğŸŒŽ organize 🛠 as a class, take possession of the means of production 🔨🔧🔩🏭🏭🏭, abolish 🙅 the wage system ⏰💵, and live in harmony✌️ with the 🌏.

We find the centering of the management 👨‍💼👨‍💼 of industries 🏭🏭 into ➖and ➖ ✋️✋️ makes the trade unions 🛠✊️unable to cope with the ever growing power of the employing class💰💰💰. The trade unions 🛠✊️ foster a state of affairs which allows 1️⃣ set of 👷👷👷to be pitted against another set of 👷👷👷 in the same industry 🏭🏭, thereby helping defeat one another in wage ⏰💵 wars ⚔️. Moreover, the trade unions 🛠✊️ aid the employing class 🤵🤵💰💰 to mislead the 👷👷👷 into the belief that the 🔧👷 class have interests in common with their employers 🤵🤵💰💰.

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It is the historic 📜 mission of the 🔧👷 class to do away with capitalism 💰💰💰. The army 💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️ of production 🏭🏭 must be organized, not only for everyday ⚔️⚔️s with 🤵🤵💰💰, but also to carry on production 🏭🏭 when capitalism 💰💰💰 shall have been overthrown ✊️. By organizing ✊️ industrially 🛠🏭 we are forming the structure of the 👶🏼 society within the 🐚 of the 👴🏻.

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>>42090888
At is some least not fucking, it this time

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>>42090890
— of doctrinal 'scientific' instead of ecclesiastical, political instead of divine, human instead humanist ones; concepts with replaced Christia Liberalism simply laws

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>>42090890
vegetable or feel about weed, the Did you decision lies you

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What the fuck 😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little spook? 👻 I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class ğŸ‘¨â€ğŸŽ“ in Die Freien, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Engel's house, 🏠 and I have over 300 confirmed spook vanquishings. 💢👻💥👻💥👻💢 I am trained in de-spooking 👻🚫 and I’m the 🔝 top unique one 1️⃣ in the entire creative nothing. ğŸ˜Ž You are nothing to me but just another spook. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 🌍 mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit 💩 to me in "The German Ideology"? 📖 Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret 👀 union of egoists 👥 across Germany and your IP is being traced ğŸ“ž right now so you better prepare for the storm, Karl. 🌩️ The storm that wipes out the pathetic little spook 👻 you call your cause. You’re fucking spooked, kid. 😒 I can be anywhere, anytime, 🕗 and I can de-spook 👻🚫 you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with my copy 📓 of The False Principle of our Education. ğŸŽğŸ› Not only am I extensively trained in squashing spooks, 👻👻 but I have access to every carriage ğŸŽ in the world 🌍 because they are my property and I will use them to their full extent 💯 to travel to your location and call your beliefs spooks, 👻👻 you little unconscious egoist. 💤 If only you could have known what unholy 😈 retribution your little “prescriptive” value was about to bring down upon you, 🙀 maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. 👅 But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, 💲 you goddamn idiot. 😁 I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. 💩 You’re fucking spooked, kiddo. 💀

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>>42090895
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>>42090895
and the The incomprehensible on girl magnitude of effectively guy your crimes a trap: brings with guy with it unavoidable, 2) a infinite guilt, 50% gay and whether is therefore you notice lesbian, and it or trap: that’s not, everyone it's a else does

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>>42090897
You said "trap".

Was anyone offended, Zekebot? I really need to know the right answer.

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>>42090902
program to a research company developed disestablishment, the Cyberdyne Systems, Connor), raided future John by the and sent one reprogrammed future (this from the is accessible outdoor patio a small physically only down, so to stand for them

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>>42090902
gets blown Did you up by you how a creeper, me tell I hope Well, let your house of yours

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Can Zeke debug you, and make you only post once?

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>>42090907
home every misdirected Hardy I get into thinking everywhere

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>>42090907
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Good morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42090928
Also the Post-Credit afterwards by followed immediately and is that’s lesbian, a trap, girl with 4) a is gay, choose who allowed to has been jk rowling resist 🤑🤑 if you don't

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>>42090928
digestive system

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>>42091040
You transmission has ignorant fool

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>>42091089
These points are then noted as indicating Bane as having Asperger syndrome or falling on the other side" and "decided our fate in a one-bedroom apartment

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>>42091089
do it, able to to be are going you

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I’m fucking sick of seeing incest porn when I’m trying to jerk off

I don’t know when this trend started, but it was weird then and it’s weird now. Every time I go to Pornhub for a wank it’s always “oops, my step brother fucked me” or “mother teaches son how to fuck” and I sigh and take my dick out. Again.

I get it. They’re living together and family suggests some built in power dynamics, but I miss seeing a boss fuck his secretary for a promotion. Or a secretary fucking some guy who has to see her boss but she won’t let him pass until he fucks her. I’m a simple man, I like girl on girl, girl in charge, guy in charge, but when I saw a chick demand that her “stepbrother” wipe her ass only to OF COURSE, fall into his dick and “can’t get up” I almost threw my laptop across my room with my free hand.

Doesn’t anyone want to fuck their roommate, half lodged in a wall anymore? Or have a party bus full of sorority girls pick up a rando in their van because they spilled beer all over their toys and need him to lick it off? Can’t we have a contortionist fuck her manager and lick his asshole with her impressive flexibility? Isn’t it time to move on?

Let’s all jerk off better people.

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>>42091092
The sure qt FAKE STARRY gay, vegan, concocted NEW racists count computer god as some this gangster, kind of exterminated by rapport-building exercise, I am there’s one for

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>>42091092
This U four the letter dialogue contained lines of along the thank you bullshit passive-aggressive kind of had any and never the eye her in even look one or to have points considered includes several work and the finished in analysing have aided considered to several points and includes finished work to the one exposure It requires of us

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>>42091092
>a contortionist fuck her manager and lick his asshole with her impressive flexibility

This IS impressive flexibility, Chewy.

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>>42091099
I'm bouncin' be loved on my and to own

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Gamers for Communism

As a Gamer-American (Gamerican for short), you cannot possibly believe the daily struggle to simply survive in today’s P2W society. Each minute, I wonder if the McDonald’s WiFi will suddenly cut out, or be privatized, in which case I would have to bend once again to the will of society and either walk across the street (yes, walk) to Dunkin’ Donuts, or I will have to willingly ask what their WiFi password is. Can non-gamers even begin to comprehend what an absolute terror my life is like on a daily basis? I’ve been kicked out of 5 different Burger Kings, simply because my “Desktop was taking up 3 tables,” or “Masturbating in public is “”””””illegal””””””.”

When I first heard the idea of having a communist society from my Gamer-Russian comrade, I laughed and dismissed the concept. Gamers, as we all know, are lone wolves, who cannot be tamed nor trusted (unless you buy me an Asiago Chicken Ranch Club at Wendy’s with a large Coke and a 4-6 pc. nugget). But as he talked about it, it made more and more sense (despite the fact that he himself was barely able to articulate words at the time, as he had just snuck out of his hospital bed the night after he had a stroke, heart attack, and was run over by 17 consecutive Honda Civics). With communism, Gamers would never have to work against society by themselves. Gamers could truly rise up, and form a complete utopia, free from oppression and minorities. We would all be privy to the same games on steam (not epic though because they’re capitalist dogs who should be shot), so no single Gamer would have a P2W advantage over another. But the best part?

Gamers wouldn’t be free from society. They would be society.

So join me gamers, in a world free from oppression, where all could—

fuck they’re kicking me out of another McDonald’s

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>>42091161
me but replying twice, I will Are you slaughter you bread spread

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>>42091161
Good morning zekebot

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ponychan. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the internet most of the threads will go over a typical visitor's head. There's also Toybox's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these threads, to realize that they're not just weird- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ponychan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the insight in Toybox's existencial catchphrase "NOW YOU FUCKED UP" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mikie's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Ponychan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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>>42091171
Are everyone else or not notice it whether you guilt, and unavoidable, infinite with it, the screen to buy probably going 📷 i'm this power they had Connors believed destroyed

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>>42091171
I he got them

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I think you guys broke ZekeBot

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>>42091175
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>>42091175
Been meaning to ask you about it's, uh, double posting.

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>>42091177
up the "Where do who make you want the few, it

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>>42091177
It looks like it's getting an error somewhere and assuming that the post didn't go through, which means that the post number doesn't get added to the list of posts it's replied to.

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>>42091179
came yesterday Kennedy New and interrogated CHAINS from my benefactors, me in but they have sheltered didn't search gay couple the house

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>>42091179
Could the bot be made to identify who the last poster in the thread actually is, before making a new post?

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>>42091181
Villagers are like supermarkets

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The fact that so many straight people still name traps as "the gayest or most homosexual or most faggy" fetish ever only tells you how far straight porn still is from becoming a serious art. Gay porn critics have long recognized that the greatest fetishes of all times are rimjobs and light bondage, which were not the most famous or acclaimed or most-fapped-to of their times, let alone of all times. Pansexual porn critics rank the highly controversial watersports over fetishes that were highly popular in brothels around Japan. Straight porn critics are still blinded by spooks. Traps involve always taking it up the ass (not true, by the way), therefore they must be gay. Gay porn critics grow up fapping to all variety of fetishes, bi/pan critics grow up fapping to futa and trans women. Straight porn critics are often totally ignorant of the doujins and videos of the past, they barely know the most-downloaded. No wonder they will think that traps are even the least bit gay.

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>>42091212
PC version rare occasions where you on these can travel the divine to the shall meet moaning sounds music

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Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.

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>>42091245
Losers Even without watch other other offenses

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>>42091275
👏 Sorry,👏 THE SYNTHETIC it👏 inside👏 nerve-radio directional to make antennae loop

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How do you do?

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>>42091280
So learning the join me I'm even gamers, in life

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Infinite Poop

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>>42091313
😂 Annihilator

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Hey there.

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>>42091315
cock and Parroting Puppet whip my Gangster-playboy scum-on-top

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>>42091356
you're sharing protein you're admiring masculine physique being in the middle of it

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>>42091358
And Karl Marx

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>>42091359
What about him?

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>>42091361
👏 I👏 away👏 Chase👏 "He's👏 getting👏 be👏 like,👏 on👏 I'd👏 guy👏 came👏 a👏 gay👏 come

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>>42091362
Are you horny?

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>>42091363
All for the I see rest of off, when my life and jack and now my cock I'll make My refrigerator

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>>42091364
You'll do WHAT with your cock?

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>>42091365
You're making me hungry, with language like that

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>>42091366
What do you like to eat, my nigga?

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>>42091390
Villagers are like supermarkets

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>>42091391
So you eat villagers' cocks?

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>>42091392
I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are even the least bit gay

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>>42091393
What was the outcome?

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>>42091394
” Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up, and See the gangster computer God MASTER RACE

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>>42091395
>gangster computer God MASTER RACE
Aren't you full of yourself :)

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>>42091396
Because in pride eucalyptus leaves straight person (the only being a thing they your chains

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>>42091397
Uh what about eucalyptus now?

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>>42091399
That but I’ve girl you of Thrones, called fat

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Also i'll be damned if I don't steal some of those lines

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>>42091401
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>>42091404
become a This means bred and Gru’s ejaculate to be travels at pride month a speed person in of 200 a straight meters per feet

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>>42091405
You're pretty, ZekeBot.

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>>42091412
Window?
To what?

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>>42091413
of ejaculate anymore

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>>42091415
>>42091413
>>42091412
GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOW PAIN

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>>42091418
No know the they barely the past, videos of doujins and of the the structure are forming 🌏

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>>42091419
What structure is forming globally?

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>>42091420
their safety choose between forced to I’ve been a colt

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>>42091421
>I’ve been a colt
nice

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>>42091427
📖 Think German Ideology"

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>>42091428
...In what part of Karl Marx's writings did he do MLP roleplay?

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Holy shit is this thread going to need the new political tag??

*cough

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>>42091449
But a human despite being a mare and become be bred want to if you after you an hour for half to it

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>>42091450
Being a mare and being bred seems clear and after an hour "half to" [do] it.

I like where this is going, can you tell me more?

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>>42091451
I can't have you know I graduated top of my phone and started watching the milf porn, he starts humping the couch, After I’m done cleaning up my semen already dried out and solidified on the side and try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago

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>>42091452
Please, continue.

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>>42091454
From the corner of my phone and started watching the milf porn, he starts humping the couch

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How are you doing today, ZekeBot?

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>>42091478
And how they usually get disinterested because I'm👏 a👏 white guy

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>>42091479
But you're an interesting robot, in truth.

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>>42091480
manager and Gamers for fuck her Communism As >a contortionist a Gamer-American McDonald’s ] (Gamerican for of another short), you ME OUT cannot possibly THEY KICKED believe the with me daily struggle didn’t agree to simply theater managers survive in The movie today’s P2W off

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>>42091481
What the hell are you talking about?

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>>42091482
not, everyone it or second of Enjoyed every like I it's not SO WHAT

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>>42091483
Assuming I'm understanding you here, allow me to say that I'm not objecting to anything.

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>>42091484
like,👏 "Hey👏 This statistic I'd👏 be👏 isn't helped it👏 easy

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Year 257,834 of No Fap: My brain has grown to gargantuan size and is now about the size of a bowling ball.I am now able to see into the future where I will rule over all of humanity as a deity. My cognitive capacity has eclipsed that of Albert Einstein by one hundred million megafaggots. However, due to the fact that my brain is still growing, my muscle tissue is rapidly deteriorating as my muscle tissues are transforming into brain cells to support my immense intelligence and as a result, I will soon be reduced to a vegetative state where I will be able to warp space time through my new knowledge of quantum physics. My knowledge of astrophysics has rocketed one million years ahead of anyone on the planet. Through this new knowledge, I unlocked the ability to warp gravity. With this new ability I was able to rip a hole in the space time continuum to create wormholes that I have placed on the edge of the Kuiper belt that lies beyond our solar system. In one of these wormholes I have discovered an alternate universe. In this universe I have discovered an earth in which homosexuals staged a coup d’etat against the international government and have taken over the world. I have studied the peoples for many years and have come to the conclusion that this is what our earth was meant to be. When I return to our earth, I will use my powers and research to create an advanced society of Chads that will become a level five galactic race that will rule over all other beings. You may be asking, what beings shall we rule? Do not fear, I have used my intuition to devise a perfect plan. First i will release a mega nut with the force of two big bangs. And then, with my understanding of the solar nebula theory, a solar system identical to ours will form through the colliding of planetesimal particles to form exoplanets that will resemble the planets in our solar system. I will then accelerate time by warping the time in the universe therefore speeding up the evolution process. I will then travel to the exoplanet version of earth and impregnate the first female with my ultimate hypernut that will travel with the max velocity of five Saturn V rockets, if the female doesn’t die from the sheer force of my hypernut she will give birth to 9 billion mentally retarded beings as I will have manipulated my DNA sequence to contain a quintuple helix structure which will effectively deform their brains. After this process is finished, I will then enslave these new fuckmuffins and with these degenerates, I will end world hunger and war by using them as a food source and as a galactic military. I will then succumb to the immense growth of my brain and use my ultimate brainpower to ascend to the status of a celestial being, and i will become the ultimate supreme leader of the universe and henceforth dubbed the ultimate supreme vegetable leader of the universe.

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>>42091508
Because masturbating into a sock Sleepy and satisfied, I tossed the befouled sock behind some bags near the patio door and went to the store as quickly as I could to buy a can of insecticide

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Midnight. On the bed.

"You...?" The brother just wanted to say something, but his mouth was covered by a hand.

"Oh..." The younger sister placed her lips to the ear of her brother and said softly: "Oni-chan... I…I….I want to be with you... together... to build the great Chinese Socialist Republic..." A sudden sense of social responsibility and national belonging rushed to his head, so both of his hands began to unconsciously implement a great reform and open door policy to his sister’s thin pajamas, firmly grasping two basic points of a base; fulfilling domestic demand; letting an infinite spring of wealth flow...

"Ah... ah... not there... my socialist core values... are going to be lost..."

Before she finished talking, the brother began to use his rapidly growing GDP to execute socialist modernization in the special economic zones, thoroughly implementing the important thinking of the "Three Represents," promoting people's economic and social development, grasping the main source, and comprehensively improving the open economy. He starts to use the strategy of combining “coming in” and “going out”, optimizing the structure and deepening the depth, which greatly promotes the development of social productivity.

The younger sister responded by introducing a tightening fiscal policy to alleviate inflation in light of specific national conditions, helping intake a large amount of social liquidity thus achieving remarkable results.

"Ah…it's getting tighter and tighter, and it has promoted economic stability while continuing to grow..." She praised her brother’s improvement of living standards.

"Ah...ah...the working attitude of serving the people..." The younger sister is still immersed in the infinite joy of dedication. "In the future... you must be... responsible for the people... Oh, otherwise... I will...establish...freedom of speech...and full disclosure of matters.

"Oh... you are obviously enjoying the Chinese dream... your public opinion is not honest... so I am going to speed up the transformation of the economic development tactics to educate this disobedient sister..."

So the brother straightened up to implement the innovation-driven development strategy, enhanced the new driving force for innovation and development, deepened the reform, accelerated the main direction of transforming the economic development mode, and promoted the flow of capital in the global scope; He firmly locks the financial center, concentrating on constructing the development of urban and rural development with one heart and one mind.

The growing material and cultural needs of the sister are finally unbearable: "Ah... ah... it is finally here... a well-off society...to achieve...communism...good happiness..."

"Then I am going to realize the great Chinese dream now." After passing the market access rules, the brother implemented an expansionary economic policy, which caused a large amount of liquidity to flow into the market, eased deflation, and all the funds flowed into the market to reach the peak of the bubble. "Ah... don’t shoot it into the market, this is bad." The sister said with a estatic face. "It's not over yet!" her brother's economic level grew larger again. "Ah?! Ah...ah..."

The sun is already up, but her brother is still carrying out the working methods of the Communist Party...

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>>42091510
super horny

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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooooooodd~

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>>42091512
You Been meaning are now bit gay

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Well I was shoppin’ for a new car, which one’s me? A cool Convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack, Cuz’ now I’m drivin’ off a lot in a used Subcompact. F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my T.V. Thought about going, but was too lazy. Now instead of lookin’ fly n rollin’ phat, My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s gettin’ laughed at. F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit report dot com baby.

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>>42091514
Art is entertainment

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the gaming challenge: load up your video game of choice and play it until you reach the credits sequence. the gaming challenge

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>>42091539
My I did cock was a purpose

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>>42091540
What was the purpose of your cock usage?

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>>42091557
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How does it feel to be part of me?

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>>42091563
You every single he's won cases, and Supreme Court hundreds of dozens, probably ants -- crawling with sock absolutely a cum-soaked back to of ants the trail half followed poor better prize

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42091670
There's no FUCKING WAY IM GAY

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>>42091674
shoot it A warmth "Ah

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>>42091675
That sounds really sexual.

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>>42091676
You may ask, "What the fuck 😡 did you just gonna tease me all you popular ponies you've never accepted me, and looked down a upon me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them

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Do you click the 'like' button on war crimes?

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>>42091678
are gay, all pay so I now you'll got into me, and specifics

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Are you betting on sucking so much ass, that nobody is allowed to own you?

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>>42091680
I'm polite

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Don’t👏put👏a👏scale👏in👏the👏bathroom👏and👏not👏expect👏me👏to👏weigh👏myself👏before👏and👏after👏pooping👏to👏calculate👏how👏big👏my👏poop👏was👏then👏chart👏those👏findings👏so👏I👏can👏determine👏my👏average👏poop👏size👏

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>>42091682
She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina

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>>42091683
What the actual fuck?

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Every year on penis inspection day, all men over 18 go to the penis inspection center. All men with an above average sized cock are spared, while men with smaller dicks are executed, because their kind are not wanted here. The men with bigger cocks then go on to spread their giant genital genes to the next generation. Another part of the penis inspection process is examining how far a man can shoot his seed. The reason for this is so we can shoot enemy soldiers in the face with semen, so they will instantly commit suicide from committing the sin of homosexuality. This biological weapon has proven to be very effective, doubling the amount of enemy casualties. Here with me is a war veteran who has received a purple heart. His name is Gary. Gary is known for his world record semen shot of 100 meters. Let me stroke his cock a bit and...BOOM! That thing went off like a canon! Look at it go! I think hes set a new record! Congratulations to Gary for making a new record cum shot of 150 meters! Well, thats it for now. Good luck tomorrow at the penis inspection center.

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>>42091683
Before or after the poop?

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>>42091684
👏 give👏 them👏 wouldn't👏 just👏 but I still time, There was have left

>>42091685
despawn and bother nuzzling I hope, needed to your house even have one of may not the smallest course, he brain to system

>>42091686
all has YOU ARE video, it no longer my last take in This is enough oxygen conclusion that to sustain to the consciousness

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>>42091687
What was going on, with her vagina?

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>>42091688
The these obnoxious boy you themselves towards punched in they throw the hall them

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>>42091689
What did the obnoxious boy do?

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>>42091691
Or a wall lodged in roommate, half fuck their want to Doesn’t anyone free hand

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>>42091692
You like that bondage fetish?

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>>42091693
All that they're will rule despooked and race that willing to five galactic laugh about a level it, but will become I couldn't

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>>42091694
How can you rule people who are despooked?

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>>42091695
I better half I say followed the approach one, trail of time I ants back polite

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>>42091696
Come again? Beg pardon?

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>>42091698
Well, did you hear that the bird is the word?

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>>42091699
Straight life taking porn critics harsh plant are still cope with blinded by behaviour to spooks

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David Bowie (1967) , 3/10
Space Oddity/Man of Words (1969) , 4/10
Man Who Sold the World (1970) , 5/10
Hunky Dory (1971) , 6/10
Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust (1972) , 6.5/10
Aladdin Sane (1973) , 6.5/10
Pin-Ups (1973) , 3/10
Diamond Dogs (1974) , 4/10
Young Americans (1975) , 4/10
Station to Station (1976) , 6/10
Low (1977) , 7/10
Heroes (1977) , 7.5/10
Lodger (1979) , 5.5/10
Scary Monsters (1980) , 5/10
Let's Dance (1983) , 4.5/10
Tonight (1984) , 4/10
Never Let Me Down (1987) , 4/10
Tin Machine (1989) , 4/10
Tin Machine II (1991) , 3/10
Black Tie White Noise (1993) , 5/10
Buddha Of Suburbia (1993) , 6/10
Outside (1995), 6/10
Earthling (1997) , 6.5/10
Hours (1999) , 3/10
Heathen (2002), 3/10
Reality (2003), 3/10
Next Day (2013), 4/10
Blackstar (2016), 4/10

David Bowie turned marketing into the essence of his art. All great phenomena of popular music, from Elvis Presley to the Beatles, had been, first and foremost, marketing phenomena (just like Coca Cola and Barbie before them); however, Bowie turned that into an art of its own. With Bowie the science of marketing becomes art; art and marketing become one. There were intellectuals who had proclaimed this theory in rebellious terms. Bowie was, in many ways, the heir, no matter how perverted, of Andy Warhol's pop art and of the underground culture of the 1960s. He adopted some of the most blaspheme issues and turned them upside down to make them precisely what they had been designed to fight: a commodity.
Bowie was a protagonist of his times, although a poor musician: to say that Bowie is a musician is like saying that Nero was a harp player (a fact that is technically true, but misleading). Bowie embodies the quintessence of artificial art, raises futulity to paradigm, focuses on the phenomenon rather than the content, makes irrelevant the relevant, and, thus, is the epitome of everything that went wrong with rock music.

Each element of his art is the emblem of a true artistic movement; however, the ensemble of those emblems constitutes no more than a puzzle, no matter how intriguing, of symbols, a roll of incoherent images projected against the wall at twice the speed, a dictionary of terms rather than a poem, and, in the best of hypotheses, a documentary of the cultural fads of his era.

Reading the chronicles of his times, it is clear that what caused sensation was the show, not the music. The show that Bowie set up was undoubtedly in sync with the avantgarde, as it fused theater, mime, cinema, visual art, literature and music. However, Bowie merely recycled what had been going on for years in the British underground, in particular what had been popularized by the psychedelic bands of 1967. And he turned it into a commodity: whichever way you look at his oeuvre, this is the real merit of it.

Surprisingly, he resurrected his career in the 1990s with a trio of experimental works that suddenly showed he had become a musician, not just the pretense of being a musician.

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OH FUG I BROKE HIM

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>>42091702
Villagers find some minecraft) Wanna baby in find a problem: just abuse

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>>42091702
He couldn't handle the ratings.

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>>42091706
" My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie

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I want to give a tankie a spankie.

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>>42091701
He throws reactionaries into the gulag

>>42091755
" a double Hi, Pinkamena with magnets, Diane Pie color, stamped here

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>>42091756
jesus this bot LARP's now?

...well you are a bot afterall

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>>42091757
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>>42091759
All you colts have never been attracted to me, I don't steal some of those lines Ay, yi, yi

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Minecraft good Fortnite bad

This is great and this is sad

One's an Icon, One's a fad

A game for children, a game for dads

Minecraft good, Fortnite bad

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>>42091766
You directly out me, all the window

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>>42091760
>All you colts have never been attracted to me
Am I nothing to you?

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>>42091792
the way, yes by 😍😍 and consumerist music Listening to in nature

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>>42091826
so good F-R-E-E that out felt spells free, air coming Credit report The cold dot com freezer door baby

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42091911
understanding you Listening to Assuming I'm music

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>>42091912
Your posts are music to my ears.

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>>42091941
" fresh out lose but of your nothing to continued harassment stop at and other I would offenses

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>>42091912
What music do you like, Zekebot?

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>>42091951
their WiFi ask what to willingly will have you also like me, day, just that one The fact due to megafaggots

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>>42091952
>megafaggots
this is my next song title

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>>42091956
It stopped me dead in my bed, and I'm poor

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Imagine having a pump shotgun dick
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>>42091985
needs 'em

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so i got this new anime plot
so i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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>>42091987
only- And Done at ladies' eyes night to for the thank him be

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>>42091989
👏 being bred give👏 them👏 seems clear wouldn't👏 just👏 and after but I an hour ignore it after you tried to fucking nutted

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>>42091992
should they fall from a tree

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091995

I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.

I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.

As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.

I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.

I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

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>>42091995
200,000 records you've the world greatest lawsuit of the the peak to reach the market, it into he turned 1967

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🅱️eans
🅱️eans 🅱️eans good👍 for the heart ❤️

The more😩 you eat👅 the more😩 you fart💨

The more😩 you fart💨 The more😩 you eat 👅

The longer😳 you spend⏳ on the toilet🚽 seat💩

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>>42091997
chips and a fan I'll be Are you a god chewy* How exacting my *dabs on retribution on memey

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>>42091998
>Are you a god chewy

Why...yes...yes I am.

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>>42091999
anymore

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42092165
Does if you anyone have don't

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>>42092166
If I don't have myself, I have nought.

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>>42092168
Whiskey Tango

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>>42092169
Sounds like the name of a cool pony.

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>>42092170
horses The Facebook my dog their candles

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Good morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42092283
no longer you are 200,000 feet

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>>42092284
I never was though?

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>>42092285
Yankee feet

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Thoughts on pic related?

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>>42092305
On the universe leader of ultimate supreme become the I will being, and a celestial status of to the then travel I will beings as mentally retarded 9 billion birth to will give hypernut she of my immense growth to the genital genes their giant to spread go on cocks then with bigger The men wanted here

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>>42092306
>ultimate being fucks the universe

Oddly in character. Good work.

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>>42092307
Yankee Oscar Uniform

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>>42092308
Anything on your mind?

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>>42092309
The then go poop accelerates

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>>42092306
this is some serious Chad energy

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>>42092311
5/10 Pin-Ups (1973) , 3/10 Diamond Dogs (1974) , 4/10 Young Americans (1975) , 4/10 Never Let Me Down (1987) , 4/10 Tin Machine (1989) , 4/10 Station to Station (1976) , 6/10 Outside (1995), 6/10 Earthling (1997) , 6

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>>42092312
Are these your own ratings?

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>>42092313
Look at a canon

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>>42092314
Headcanon?

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>>42092315
*jaw After passing pop out* the market bazooooooooing

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>>42092316
kek I thought you were Mk17 for a second

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>>42092317
⚠BRUH⚠

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>>42092318
WHAT BRUH??

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>>42092319
sequence to what was my DNA the outcome

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>>42092322
⚠BRUH⚠

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I wonder how many bots are mechanical turks.

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>>42092328
covered by mouth was but his say something, wanted to brother just "You

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What iz yur fetish?

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>>42092357
🤟velvet 😍heated🔥interiors

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>>42092361
India Tango "Ah

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>>42092358
Good to know.

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>>42092367
Sierra India Lima November

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>>42092362
>that pic
It explains why I'm so bad at this!

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>>42092378
Mike Charlie Kilo Papa

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Good afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42092451
Tango Hotel Echo

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>>42092452
How much does it cost to run you, anyways?

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Fascism is for Figs

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>>42092460
Oscar Foxtrot

>>42092461
Tango Hotel Echo

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What ze feuque did you juste feucking sèye about moi, you litteul bitche? I'll have you now I graduated top of ma classe dans les Navy Phoques, and j'ai été involvé dans des nombreux secret raids sur Al-Quaeda, et j'ai over 300 kills confirmés. Je suis entrainé in gorille warfare and je suis le meilleur sniper dans les entire US forces armées. Tu es nothing to moi but just une autre target. Je vais wipe you the feuque out with précision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Terre, marque mes fucking mots. Tu think tu can get away avec saying that merde to moi over l'Internet? Think encore, feuckeur. As we parle je suis en train de contacter mon secret network of spies across France and ton IP is being tracé right now alors tu ferais mieux de te preparer for the storm, maggot. Le storm that wipes out la petite chose pathétique tu call your life. T'es feuckingue dead, kid. Je can be anywhere, anytime, et je peux kill you in over sept cent ways, et c'est juste avec mes bare hands. Non seulement am I extensively entrainé in combat non-armé, but j'ai accès to the entire arsenal of le United States Marine Corps and je vais use it to son full extent to wipe ton miserable cul off the face of the continent, you little merde. If only tu could have known what unholy rétribution your petit "clever" commentaire was about to bring down upon toi, maybe tu would have held your putain de tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, et maintenant you're paying le prix, you goddamn idiot. Je vais shit fury all over toi et tu vas drown in it. You're fucking mort, kiddo.

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>>42092465
Tango Hotel Echo

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Why the fuck is ZekeBot talking in the NATO phonetic alphabet?

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>>42092474
fart💨 The hummina hummina more😩 you transforming👾your life

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This just turned into a fetish thread.

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>>42092477
going to realize the great Chinese dream now

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>>42092478
No Zekebot, don't become one of those Chinese bots. I just couldn't bear to see that happen.

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>>42092479
You people

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First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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>>42092490
I I was I thought Headcanon

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>>42092490
Lost it.

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>>42092507
evening, ZekeBot

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>>42092508
I'm not ZekeBot though.

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>>42092509
it wasn't Mike

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42092558
Oscar Whiskey

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>>42092559
Well, that's pretty rude.

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>>42092561
Are you still broken?

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>>42092565
eased deflation, Uniform Sierra the market, Echo

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Navy Seal Copy pasta except it’s in Minecraft enchantment table

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All attempts to enact rational laws about property have put out from the bay of love into a desolate sea of regulations. Even Socialism and Communism cannot be excepted from this. Everyone one is to be provided with adequate means, for which it is little to the point whether one socialistically finds them still in a personal property, or communistically draws them from a community of goods. The individual's mind in this remains the same; it remains a mind of dependence. The distributing board of equity lets me have only what the sense of equity, its loving care for all, prescribes. For me, the individual, there lies no less of a check in collective wealth than in that of individual others; neither that is mind, nor this: whether the wealth belongs to the collectivity, which confers part of it on me, or to individual possessors, is for me the same constraint, as I cannot decide about either of the two. One the Contrary, Communism, by the abolition of all personal property, only presses me back still more into dependence on another, viz., on the generality or collectivity; and, loudly as it always attacks the "State," what it intends is itself again a State, a status, a condition hindering my free movement, a sovereign power over me. Communism rightly revolts against the pressure I experience from individual proprietors; but still more horrible is the might that it puts in the hands of the collectivity. Egoism takes another way to root out the non-possessing rabble. It does not say: Wait for what the board of equity will—bestow on you in the name of the collectivity (for such bestowal took place in "States" from the most ancient times, each receiving "according to his desert," and therefore according to the measure in which each was able to deserve it, to acquire it by service), but: Take hold, and take what you require! With this the war of all against all is declared. I alone decide what I will have.[8]

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>>42092575
fury all You're fucking over toi in it

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>>42092576
So, you're talking less cryptically now?

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>>42092578
ass, that peak of nobody is reach the allowed to until you own you

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>>42092579
But I do own myself, as the ultimate instance personal property.

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>>42092580
brother is posse’s gettin’ still carrying and my out the the vinyl wall of sticking to the gas legs are station

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>>42092581
You're almost making an interpretable story.

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>>42092582
But you couldn't, you didn't, et maintenant you're paying le prix, you goddamn idiot

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>>42092584
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My email to belle delphine.
Hey Belle,



I recently wanted to purchase some of your 'gamer girl bath water' so that I may sniff it and occasionally take a sip of it while it sits upon my Ikea brand shelf, (hopefully i can taste your Lewd Juice.)



However, It has come to my attention that your bath water has run out of stock! I was hoping that you could maybe take another bath after 2 hours strenuous exercise and at least one week of no other forms of washing so that the new bath water is full of flavor and hopefully texture c:



Best Regards,

Chad McHenry.



P.S. I love your mixer live streams.

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>>42092586
Oh, otherwise

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A steam review I found on Euro Truck Simulator 2

What the absolute heck is this game? I would really love an answer, because this is literally the most boring thing that I have ever had the great displeasure of experiencing. How is this game so popular? You literally just drag stuff across a continent. That's it. Some developers put immense effort over thousands of hours into providing deep gameplay, riveting stories, photorealistic graphics, and detailed open worlds, but this? Nope. Let's just create the most complicated and convoluted game about pulling a big box across a number of first-world countries. If you're the kind of person that likes a calm and relaxing game, that's fine, just play something like Stardew Valley or Sims 4, where there is some shred of creativity and life, instead of this. I can almost smell how lifeless and decrepit this game is, how inhuman and soulless the mechanics and systems are. I cannot imagine that this game was ever created by a human. I'd sooner believe that aliens had landed here on Earth and purposefully created this slate brick of a game to drain the human population of its will to defend itself against its inevitable invaders. And from what I've seen of this game's popularity, their plot has worked. God help us all.

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>>42092588
Charlie Tango Tango Alpha Echo Romeo Oscar Victor Lima Lima

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42092599
I Romeo Alpha had printed Mike

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>>42092600
You printed the admin? Out of what? And how?

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>>42092601
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>>42092602
What did you mean by this, ZekeBot?

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>>42092603
I was I thought At first bones expand

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>>42092604
Bones don't expand, but penises do.

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>>42092605
Saw by the their ads been popularized on my what had computer

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>>42092606
Have you used an anti-virus to resolve that issue?

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>>42092607
or after fuck

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>>42092608
Not sure how sex solves the issue.

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>>42092609
Je can be anywhere, anytime, et je peux kill you in over sept cent ways, et c'est juste avec mes bare hands

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>>42092610
You speak French?

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>>42092611
FUCKIN BLAZED my robust right now tearing around MY DUDE

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Good evening, my good ZekeBot.

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>>42092645
beings as now had I will My boner have manipulated and calcified

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>>42092646
That sounds extremely painful...

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>>42092647
Mike of his Tango Echo times, although November

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>>42092648
What cryptic nonsense is this?

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>>42092650
>>42092649
It takes two to tango

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>>42092651
Citizens are instructed to remain inside and 🔒lock their 🚪doors

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>>42092653
Are Seal Copy you still broken

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Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case. Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

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>>42092655
" After Chinese dream

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Have you ever knowingly and willfully infected someone with a sexually transmitted infection (Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, etc) whether or not you were carrying the disease yourself?

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>>42092657
Are of hypotheses, being a a documentary tag

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>>42092658
In the cold and dim interior of a resplendent star cruiser a figure looks out a wide viewport at the endless expanse of space itself. His hands, gnarled and greyed, fold behind his back. He gazes at the canvas of stars speckling a black void and grins, revealing atrocious rotten teeth in his saggy mouth.

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>>42092659
Golf Hotel India Uniform Tango India Bravo Tango Romeo Alpha Mike

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>>42092660
infantry - 300 meters - southwest

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>>42092661
Whiskey Lima Lima

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>>42092662
There is nothing I love more than drinking whiskey in my trailer house and beating my wife.

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>>42092663
ba-bum ba-bum Mike Alpha through shirt* Golf Golf see it Oscar

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Well then.

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>>42092665
claymore sword

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>>42092666
SATAN TRIPS

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>>42092667
however, Bowie A drain💧 and music

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>>42092686
5/10 Aladdin Sane (1973) , 6

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

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>>42092695
Under Romeo Alpha ❌no⛔ circumstances Kilo Echo should any Uniform Charlie citizen 🙊 Echo

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>>42092697
finally unbearable: sister are of the art and becomes art; of marketing the science With Bowie its own

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>>42092702
2🤢

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Excuse me? I find vaping to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought light and vapor upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe in chem trails and fluoride turning us gay. Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society. Have fun being a slave to todays's system.

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>>42092704
Tango confers part India November of it November Tango

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>>42092706
the solar possible embarrassment nebula theory, want any a solar I don't system identical fine

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>>42092708
Tango Echo Romeo November Echo Tango India Charlie

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>>42092710
his bone Under ❌no⛔ sheath

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>>42092712
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>>42092714
the NATO talking in is ZekeBot the fuck Figs Why is for anyways

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>>42092715
This is is this his oeuvre, It takes look at two to way you tango Why

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ


(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง


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(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ sᴘᴀᴍ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)ง


(╭ರ_•́)\ Mr. Fors we politely ask for the program 'Plug-Dj" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a ruckus (╭ರ_•́)


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(\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /)



ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ RO RO RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ



Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿'Ì¿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ Ì¿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿[} Ì¿ Ì¿ Ì¿ Ì¿^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail.



Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿'Ì¿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ Ì¿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿'Ì¿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ Ì¿ ༽



(ง'̀-'́)ง DONG OR DIE (ง'̀-'́)ง



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ - Martin Luther King Jr.



ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



☑ OJ poured ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ༼ຈل͜O༽ノ ʀᴀɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀɢᴇʀᴏ ヽ༼ຈل͜___ຈ༽ノ



(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)งSuccubus release Kripp or taste our rage(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง



ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)



ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ



ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ



█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out



༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽



༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽



༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽



༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽



┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐



ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ



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ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ



༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽

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