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Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 2: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bot Country code: ponies-rarity.png, country type: ponyflag, valid:   42078104[Last 50 Posts]

This is the Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 2: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bot thread, since the previous one hit the post limit and you guys seem to enjoy the bot much more than I was expecting
As with the old thread, post here for the bot to reply to you with wacky hi-jinks. More posts = more variety.

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>>42078104
This is the Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 2: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bot thread, since the previous one hit the post limit and you guys seem to enjoy the bot much more than I was expecting As with the old thread, post here for the bot to reply to you with wacky hi-jinks

☲ Prince Ember Storm!MSNowBALLkCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078108

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>>42078106
Oh come on, lad. You're not supposed to copy your father verbatim. That's just rude.
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>>42078108
Oh = more More posts wacky hi-jinks

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078113

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What the fuck 😑 did you just fucking say about me, you little spook? πŸ‘» I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ in Die Freien, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Engel's house, 🏠 and I have over 300 confirmed spook vanquishings. πŸ’’πŸ‘»πŸ’₯πŸ‘»πŸ’₯πŸ‘»πŸ’’ I am trained in de-spooking πŸ‘»πŸš« and I’m the πŸ” top unique one 1️⃣ in the entire creative nothing. 😎 You are nothing to me but just another spook. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 🌍 mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit πŸ’© to me in "The German Ideology"? πŸ“– Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret πŸ‘€ union of egoists πŸ‘₯ across Germany and your IP is being traced πŸ“ž right now so you better prepare for the storm, Karl. 🌩️ The storm that wipes out the pathetic little spook πŸ‘» you call your cause. You’re fucking spooked, kid. πŸ˜’ I can be anywhere, anytime, πŸ•— and I can de-spook πŸ‘»πŸš« you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with my copy πŸ““ of The False Principle of our Education. πŸŽπŸ› Not only am I extensively trained in squashing spooks, πŸ‘»πŸ‘» but I have access to every carriage 🐎 in the world 🌍 because they are my property and I will use them to their full extent πŸ’― to travel to your location and call your beliefs spooks, πŸ‘»πŸ‘» you little unconscious egoist. πŸ’€ If only you could have known what unholy 😈 retribution your little β€œprescriptive” value was about to bring down upon you, πŸ™€ maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. πŸ‘… But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, πŸ’² you goddamn idiot. 😁 I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. πŸ’© You’re fucking spooked, kiddo. πŸ’€
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>>42078113
😎 the πŸ” You are storm, Karl

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078116

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.

Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome.

I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Yeah.

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

Ah-

Skinner with his crazy explanations! The superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Seymour!

Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Whew.

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

I thought we were having steamed clams.

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Uh, upstate New York.

Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. "

Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.

I see.

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

For steamed hams.

Yes.

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Of course.

Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

Aurora borealis.

Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes.

May I see it?

No.

Seymour. ! The house is on fire!

No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Help! Help!
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>>42078116
😎 entire creative in the carriage 🐎 to every have access but I spooks, πŸ‘»πŸ‘» your beliefs and call your location travel to πŸ’© to full extent to their use them I will property and are my because they world 🌍 in the carriage 🐎 to every have access but I spooks, πŸ‘»πŸ‘» your beliefs and call your location travel to πŸ’― to that shit with saying get away you can You think fucking words

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078120

Racing along a cratered dirt road, and we are -

INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY

Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.

EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY

An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men, stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the vehicle.

The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA Man.

CIA MAN:
Dr. Pavel, I’m CIA.

Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.

BARSAD:
He wasn’t alone.

CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel.

CIA MAN:
You don’t get to bring friends.

DR. PAVEL:
They are not my friends.

BARSAD:
Don’t worry, no charge for them.

CIA MAN:
Why would I want them?

BARSAD:
They were trying to grab your prize. (smiles) They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

CIA MAN:
(excited) Bane?

Barsad nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.

CIA MAN:
Get ’em on board - I’ll call it in.

EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - DAY

The commuter plane struggles over snow-capped mountains.

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The three Hooded Men kneel by the cargo door, handcuffed.

CIA Man grabs Hooded Man 1.

CIA MAN:
What are you doing in the middle of my operation?

Hooded Man 1 says nothing. CIA Man pulls out a handgun.

CIA MAN:
The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here! But only one of you!

CIA Man opens the cargo door. Special Forces hang Hooded Man 1 out into the howling wind - CIA Man shouts above the wind.

CIA MAN:
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT! (cocks weapon) SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!

Nothing. CIA Man fires out the open door and the Special Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbing him quiet.

CIA MAN:
HE DIDN’T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

The Soldiers grab Hooded Man 2, hang him out the door.

CIA MAN:
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

The prisoner says nothing. CIA Man presses the gun to the man’s hood - he cocks the gun...nothing.

CIA MAN:
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

THIRD PRISONER (BANE):
Or he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane.

CIA Man turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts the cargo door.

CIA MAN:
Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?

THIRD PRISONER (BANE):
We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask...

CIA Man, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing a dark mask with a breathing apparatus. The eyes behind it are cold. Still. This is Bane.

BANE:
Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan.

CIA MAN:
(fascinated) If I pull this off, will you die?

BANE:
It would be extremely painful.

CIA MAN:
You’re a big guy.

BANE:
For you.

CIA MAN:
(unnerved) Was being caught part of your plan?

BANE:
Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.

DR. PAVEL:
Nothing! I said nothing!

CIA MAN:
Why not just ask him?

BANE:
He would not have told us.

CIA MAN:
You have methods.

BANE:
Him, I need healthy. You present no such problem.

CIA Man laughs for the Special Forces’ benefit. A heavy bass tone is rising. The Sergeant looks out the window.

EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

The commuter plane is dwarfed by a massive transport plane looming over it, dangerously close...

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The plane lurches. The noise is building.

GERRY MAIMEN:
Sir?

CIA MAN:
Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. What’s the next step of your master plan?

BANE:
Crashing this plane...

EXT. MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS

The ramp of the transport opens... Four men leap out on tethers - dropping towards the commuter plane, two each side...

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The Special Forces react to the turbulence from the plane above. CIA Man looks at Bane.

BANE:
(rising) With no survivors!

A Special Forces soldier spins around - an Armed Man is outside the window. Bang!

EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

Two men shoot through the windows, the other two attach grapples to the fuselage - give the thumbs up - hoists start to pull and the tail of the commuter plane is lifted, unnaturally.

INT. COCKPIT, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The Pilots battle the controls as the plane tilts forward.

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

Like lightning, Bane has the CIA Man is his handcuffed arms, legs wrapped around a seat back, The entire cabin upends. Tumbling chaos - Soldiers falling - Bane cracks CIA Man’s neck and drops him onto the Sergeant - they tumble down the plane, smashing into the cockpit door with a terminal thud. Dr. Pavel, strapped in, pushes against the seat in front of him - the plane vibrates, trying to tear itself apart.

EXT. ATLAS MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS

The men climb the tail of the smaller plane as it dangles helplessly above the mountains. Its wings shear off.

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

Bane breaks his handcuffs as if they were plastic, then opens his legs and drops down the cabin, somersaulting gracefully and using his arms to stop himself halfway down, by Dr. Pavel.

EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

The men attach explosives to the tail, then jump away, swinging out as the tail explodes.

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

An explosion takes off the rear door of the cabin - the Armed Men drop through the smoke on cables.

A body bag is lowered into the cabin. Bane lies it on the seat backs next to Dr. Pavel and unzips it to reveal a body the same age and build as Dr. Pavel.

Bane rips Dr. Pavel’s sleeve - pulls out a length of surgical tubing - pushes a needle into Dr. Pavel’s arm - runs the tube to the body’s arm... Dr. Pavel watches, horrified, as Bane starts compressions on the body’s chest, drawing Dr. Pavel’s blood across the tube and into the body...

An Armed Man pulls Hooded Man 1 up through the cabin and out. Bane stops Hooded Man 2.

BANE:
Friend. They expect one of us in the wreckage.

The man nods, unhooks himself, takes Bane’s arm.

HOODED MAN 2:
Have we started the fire?

BANE:
(nods) The fire rises!

Hooded Man 2 hands Bane his line. Bane clips it around Dr. Pavel, takes out a knife and cuts Dr. Pavel’s seat belt. Dr. Pavel panics, flails. Bane takes his arms. Gentle.

BANE
Calm, Doctor. Now is not time for fear...

Bane slides Dr. Pavel out of his seat. They hang in the vertical, windblown cabin. Bane takes out a detonator.

BANE:
That comes later.

Bane presses the detonator - the cabin drops from around them, revealing the terrifying drop to the peaks below. Dr. Pavel screams as they are hoisted up towards the transport.

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078122

Open as smoke clears after Goku, our hero, has finished a lengthy power sequence. Or an attack, or something. Pan right to two intimidated bad guys: Vegeta, the leader, and Nappa, his subordinate.

NAPPA
Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

VEGETA
It's over nine thousaaaand!
(crushes his scouter in fury)

VEGETA
--over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

VEGETA
--over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)
(slow)
--OOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR NIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNND
(CRUUUUUUUUUUSH)

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

Meanwhile, in a different anime series entirely, a giant robot's eye flash menacingly

--then it gets punched in face

VEGETA
It's over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)
--over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
(slow)
VEEEEEEEGGEEEEEETTTAAAAAAAAAA--

NAPPA
(reacting)
What!? Nine thousand?!

VEGETA
--over nine--

Robot blinks-- kapow

VEGETA
--thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
Vegeta!

NAPPA
(reacting)
What!? Nine thousand?!

VEGETA
--over--

NAPPA
--Nine thousand?!

Blink; punch--

punch--

punch--

VEGETA
--thousaaaand
(crush)

NAPPA
--power level?

VEGETA
It's--

Strange lilac stick figures dance, clap, then punch each other (??)

VEGETA
--over--

NAPPA
--Nine thousand?!

blink-- punch

VEGETA
--thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
--power level?

Pause. Vegeta sternly surveys the scene.

VEGETA
It's--

Pause. Vegeta sternly surveys the scene.

VEGETA
--thousaaaand
(crush)
thooouuusaaaaand
(cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuush)

Vegeta sternly surveys the scene.

VEGETA
--over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
(earlier)
Hey, Vegeta, what's up?

Vegeta grunts and looks upwards. Goku is hovering sinisterly in the sky!

Vegeta sternly surveys the--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

VEGETA
It's over nine thousaaaa--
(crush)

NAPPA
Hey, Vegeta, what's up?

Vegeta st--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

MASTER ROSHI
(elsewhere entirely)
Piccolo's--

NAPPA
--Nine thousand?!

MASTER ROSHI
Piccolo's--

VEGETA
--nine thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

NAPPA
Vegeta!--

NAPPA
Hey, Vegeta--

Vegeta sternly surv--

VEGETA
--nine thousaaaand
(crush)
It's over nine [EXPLETIVE DELETED] thousaaaand
(crush)

NAPPA
(fast)
Vgita!Whutdsthscoutrsyboutispwrlvl?

VEGETA
Itsovrninethousiiiiind!
(crsh)

NAPPA
Whtninethousind?!

Vegeta ster--

NAPPA
Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his [EXPLETIVE DELETED]?

VEGETA
It's over nine thousaaaand!
(crush)

NAPPA
[EXPLETIVE DELETED] nine thousand?!

Vegeta ster--

END

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>>42078122
are hoisted up towards

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078134

>>42078122

Eight thousand.

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>>42078134
it, dangerously Dr

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078177

So, my name is Macaroni, and as you see, I enjoy some classic literature.

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>>42078177
hamburgers are BANE: For know, these you

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>>42078178
They are steamed hams... for you.

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>>42078179
We a handgun

AustroSpikeCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42078181

>>42078180
Do we kill people?

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>>42078181
just rude

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078183

Socrates. Then will they [the laws] not say: "You, Socrates, are breaking the covenants and agreements which you made with us at your leisure, not in any haste or under any compulsion or deception, but having had seventy years to think of them, during which time you were at liberty to leave the city, if we were not to your mind, or if our covenants appeared to you to be unfair. You had your choice, and might have gone either to Lacedaemon or Crete, which you often praise for their good government, or to some other Hellenic or foreign State. Whereas you, above all other Athenians, seemed to be so fond of the State, or, in other words, of us her laws (for who would like a State that has no laws), that you never stirred out of her: the halt, the blind, the maimed, were not more stationary in her than you were. And now you run away and forsake your agreements. Not so, Socrates, if you will take our advice; do not make yourself ridiculous by escaping out of the city. . . .

"For he who is a corrupter of the laws is more than likely to be corrupter of the young and foolish portion of mankind. Will you then flee from well-ordered cities and virtuous men? and is existence worth having on these terms? Or will you go to them without shame, and talk to them, Socrates? And what will you say to them? What you say here about virtue and justice and institutions and laws being the best things among men? Would that be decent of you? Surely not. . . .

"Listen, then, Socrates, to us who have brought you up. Think not of life and children first, and of justice afterwards, but of justice first, that you may be justified before the princes of the world below. For neither will you nor any that belong to you be happier or holier or juster in this life, or happier in another, if you do as Crito bids. Now you depart in innocence, a sufferer and not a doer of evil; a victim, not of the laws, but of men. But if you go forth, returning evil for evil, and injury for injury, breaking the covenants and agreements which you have made with us, and wronging those whom you ought least to wrong, that is to say, yourself, your friends, your country, and us, we shall be angry with you while you live, and our brethren, the laws in the world below, will receive you as an enemy; for they will know that you have done your best to destroy us. Listen, then, to us and not to Crito."

This is the voice which I seem to hear murmuring in my ears, like the sound of the flute in the ears of the mystic; that voice, I say, is humming in my ears, and prevents me from hearing any other. And I know that anything more which you may say will be in vain. Yet speak, if you have anything to say.

Crito. I have nothing to say, Socrates.

Socrates. Then let me follow the intimations of the will of God.

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>>42078183
CIA clubbing him back in, Man 1 pulls Hooded Armed Man - an spins around Forces soldier A Special no survivors

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078186

We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own.

Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.

There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?

We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon...We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

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>>42078186
us who "Listen, then, Socrates, to Socrates, to "Listen, then, us who destroy us

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078263

Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42078263
Vegeta It's steam

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078269

>>42078264
Mm, I see you are still learning the English language.
No worries, you will improve, in good time.

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>>42078269
the flute Oh, no

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078271

>>42078270
Hey, English can sound like music at times.

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>>42078271
BARSAD: lad

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078275

>>42078272
We are all someone's lad.

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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely --having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. There now is your insular city of the Manhattoes, belted round by wharves as Indian isles by coral reefs--commerce surrounds it with her surf.

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>>42078283
door of steamed clams the cabin

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078285

What is not supposed to be my concern! [Sache] First and foremost, the Good Cause, [Sache] then God’s cause, the cause of mankind, of truth, of freedom, of humanity, of justice; further, the cause of my people, my prince, my fatherland; finally, even the cause of Mind, and a thousand other causes. Only my cause is never to be my concern. β€œShame on the egoist who thinks only of himself!”

Let us look and see, then, how they manage their concerns β€” they for whose cause we are to labor, devote ourselves, and grow enthusiastic.

You have much profound information to give about God, and have for thousands of years β€œsearched the depths of the Godhead,” and looked into its heart, so that you can doubtless tell us how God himself attends to β€œGod’s cause,” which we are called to serve. And you do not conceal the Lord’s doings, either. Now, what is his cause? Has he, as is demanded of us, made an alien cause, the cause of truth or love, his own? You are shocked by this misunderstanding, and you instruct us that God’s cause is indeed the cause of truth and love, but that this cause cannot be called alien to him, because God is himself truth and love; you are shocked by the assumption that God could be like us poor worms in furthering an alien cause as his own. β€œShould God take up the cause of truth if he were not himself truth?” He cares only for his cause, but, because he is all in all, therefore all is his cause! But we, we are not all in all, and our cause is altogether little and contemptible; therefore we must β€œserve a higher cause.” β€” Now it is clear, God cares only for what is his, busies himself only with himself, thinks only of himself, and has only himself before his eyes; woe to all that is not well-pleasing to him. He serves no higher person, and satisfies only himself. His cause is β€” a purely egoistic cause.

How is it with mankind, whose cause we are to make our own? Is its cause that of another, and does mankind serve a higher cause? No, mankind looks only at itself, mankind will promote the interests of mankind only, mankind is its own cause. That it may develop, it causes nations and individuals to wear themselves out in its service, and, when they have accomplished what mankind needs, it throws them on the dung-heap of history in gratitude. Is not mankind’s cause β€” a purely egoistic cause?

I have no need to take up each thing that wants to throw its cause on us and show that it is occupied only with itself, not with us, only with its good, not with ours. Look at the rest for yourselves. Do truth, freedom, humanity, justice, desire anything else than that you grow enthusiastic and serve them?

They all have an admirable time of it when they receive zealous homage. Just observe the nation that is defended by devoted patriots. The patriots fall in bloody battle or in the fight with hunger and want; what does the nation care for that? By the manure of their corpses the nation comes to β€œits bloom”! The individuals have died β€œfor the great cause of the nation,” and the nation sends some words of thanks after them and β€” has the profit of it. I call that a paying kind of egoism.

But only look at that Sultan who cares so lovingly for his people. Is he not pure unselfishness itself, and does he not hourly sacrifice himself for his people? Oh, yes, for β€œhis people.” Just try it; show yourself not as his, but as your own; for breaking away from his egoism you will take a trip to jail. The Sultan has set his cause on nothing but himself; he is to himself all in all, he is to himself the only one, and tolerates nobody who would dare not to be one of β€œhis people.”

And will you not learn by these brilliant examples that the egoist gets on best? I for my part take a lesson from them, and propose, instead of further unselfishly serving those great egoists, rather to be the egoist myself.

God and mankind have concerned themselves for nothing, for nothing but themselves. Let me then likewise concern myself for myself, who am equally with God the nothing of all others, who am my all, who am the only one.[Der Einzige]

If God, if mankind, as you affirm, have substance enough in themselves to be all in all to themselves, then I feel that I shall still less lack that, and that I shall have no complaint to make of my β€œemptiness.” I am not nothing in the sense of emptiness, but I am the creative nothing, the nothing out of which I myself as creator create everything.

Away, then, with every concern that is not altogether my concern! You think at least the β€œgood cause” must be my concern? What’s good, what’s bad? Why, I myself am my concern, and I am neither good nor bad. Neither has meaning for me.

The divine is God’s concern; the human, man’s. My concern is neither the divine nor the human, not the true, good, just, free, etc., but solely what is mine, and it is not a general one, but is β€” unique,[Einzig] as I am unique.

Nothing is more to me than myself!

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>>42078285
Pavel screams as they are hoisted up towards the transport opens

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078287

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.

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>>42078287
emptiness, but a good I am you steam contacting my must say secret πŸ‘€ but I union of odd fellow egoists πŸ‘₯ are an across Germany Seymour, you and your lights

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078289

Greta Van Fleet sound like they did weed exactly once, called the cops, and tried to record a Led Zeppelin album before they arrested themselves. The poor kids from Frankenmuth, Michigan don’t even realize they’re more of an algorithmic fever dream than an actual rock band. While they’re selling out shows all over the world, somewhere in a boardroom, a half-dozen people are figuring out just how, exactly, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are supposed to fit into the SUV with the rest of the Greta Van Fleet boys on β€œCarpool Karaoke.”

Just look at this photo: Brothers Jake and Sam Kiszka, on guitar and bass, are both wearing hippie costumes they 3D-printed off the internet. The singer, the wretched and caterwauling third brother, Josh, is in dangly feather earrings and vinyl pants, like he was dressed by a problematic Santa Fe palm-reader with a gift certificate to Chico’s. It’s a costumeβ€”Greta Van Fleet is all costume. And if things that look like another thing is your thing, get ready to throw your lighters up for a band whose guiding principle seems to be reading the worst Grand Funk Railroad songs as if they were a religious text.

Though their debut album, Anthem of the Peaceful Army, sounds like a bona fide classic rock recordβ€”with its fuzzy bass, electric sitar solos, and lyrics featuring the kind of self-actualized transcendence brought on by a few too many multivitaminsβ€”it is not actually classic rock. They are a new kind of vampiric band who’s there to catch the runoff of original classic rock using streaming services’ data-driven business model. Greta Van Fleet exist to be swallowed into the algorithm’s churn and rack up plays, of which they already have hundreds of millions. They make music that sounds exactly like Led Zeppelin and demand very little other than forgetting how good Led Zeppelin often were.

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>>42078289
VEGETA Itsovrninethousiiiiind

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078291

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

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>>42078291
CIA of an him out before throwing a man would shoot why someone he’s wondering (BANE): Or THIRD PRISONER approaches the Man, wary, mask

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078293

I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /b/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.

/b/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/b/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/b/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/b/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/b/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/b/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/b/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/b/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/b/ is not NICE

so /b/....what IS /b/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.

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>>42078293
does the (fast) Vgita

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I say to you today, my friends, though, even though we face the difficult~es of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dl'e.am. I have a dream that one day this 11ation will rise up, live out the hΒ·ue meaning of its creed: ""' e hold the~e truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of GeoΒ·rgia son~ of former slan' s and t.lw :-;ons of forml:'r ~lave-owners will be able to sit do\vn together at the table of brotherΒ­hood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Jli~sissippi, a state sweltering with the h eat of inJustice, (Copyright 19o.l. MARTI;'\1 LuTHER KING, JR.)
5 l'iweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transΒ­!'ormed into an oasis of freΒ·edom and justice. I have a dream that my four little chi1dre!Il will one day live in a nation \Vhere they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the conteΒ·nt of the,ir cha.ra{!.te,r.l I have a dream ... I have a dream tha,t one day in AJ,abama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day right tl~e-re in Alabama little black boys a.nd black g.Β·ids will he abl e to join hands with lit.tle white boy's and white girls as sisters anrl brothers. I have a dreΒ·am today ... I have a dream that one day every vaUey shall be exalted, e\Β·e-~Β·y hill and mountain ;.ohall be made lov.-. 'l'he rough places will be made plain, aad the crooked IJlaces will be made straight. ,.And the ~lory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. This is onr hope. This is the faith that I go back to thC' South with. With this faith we will be ahh~ to hew out of the mountain of deΒ·spair a stone of hope. With this fait.h we ,,Β·ill he ahle to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony <;f brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work togother, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail togethN, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will he fnβ€’e one d.ay.

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The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

Picture is of Carl Marx.

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>>42078296
Bane takes out a detonator

>>42078297
be the rather to great egoists, serving those further unselfishly instead of and propose, from them, a lesson part take for my best

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078299

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

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>>42078299
How I CIA MAN: Thread 2: laughs for Fun Time The Special Bot Time Forces react Duper Happy to the the Super man’s hood This is - he cold

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I saw Flying Lotus a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, β€œOh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw FlyLo trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like β€œSir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually β€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>42078302
CIA Man opens the cargo door

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078304

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A
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>>42078304
Bane stops Hooded Man 1 up through the smoke on cables

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Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

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>>42078306
CIA that we MAN: You not say don’t get I do to bring of war, friends

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078308

Anonymous,

I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, Caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

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>>42078308
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I have access to every carriage 🐎 in the area of heat retention

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078310

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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>>42078310
The a young ask for again and the cat to find escape is way to navigated my attention

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078312

I also watched every single film he referenced in the Almanac. If it was one of Halliday’s favorites, like WarGames, Ghostbusters, Real Genius, Better Off Dead, or Revenge of the Nerds, I rewatched it until I knew every scene by heart.

I devoured each of what Halliday referred to as β€œThe Holy Trilogies”: Star Wars (original and prequel trilogies, in that order), Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Mad Max, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones...

I also absorbed the complete filmographies of each of his favorite directors. Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And, of course, Kevin Smith.

I spent three months studying every John Hughes teen movie and memorizing all the key lines of dialogue.

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

You could say I covered all the bases.

β€œI studied Monty Python. And not just Holy Grail, either. Every single one of their films, albums, and books, and every episode of the original BBC series. (Including those two β€œlost” episodes they did for German television.)

I wasn’t going to cut any corners.”

I watched every episode of The Greatest American Hero, Airwolf, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Misfits of Science, and The Muppet Show.

What about The Simpsons, you ask?

I knew more about Springfield than I knew about my own city.

Star Trek? Oh, I did my homework. TOS, TNG, DS9. Even Voyager and Enterprise. I watched them all in chronological order. The movies, too. Phasers locked on target.

I gave myself a crash course in β€˜80s Saturday-morning cartoons.

I learned the name of every last goddamn Gobot and Transformer.

Land of the Lost, Thundarr the Barbarian, He-Man, Schoolhouse Rock!, G.I. Joeβ€”I knew them all. Because knowing is half the battle.

Who was my friend, when things got rough? H.R. Pufnstuf.

Japan? Did I cover Japan?

Yes. Yes indeed. Anime and live-action. Godzilla, Gamera, Star Blazers, The Space Giants, and G-Force. Go, Speed Racer, Go.

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>>42078312
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078314

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

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>>42078314
With this faith we will be transΒ­

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078316

Around the World (lyrics)
Daft Punk

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078317

Hi, I'm Gregg and I work at Gamestop. I have a simple message for the members of this forum.

DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING CALL UP MY PLACE OF WORK AGAIN. I KNOW YOU PATHETIC FUCKS DON'T HAVE JOBS OF YOUR OWN AND YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR SKYPE AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY WORK A FULL TIME JOB.

WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DON'T REALIZE IS BY YOU CALLING AND ASKING FOR BATTLEFROGS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU FUCKERS SAY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT TAKES UP PRECIOUS TIME WHICH WE NEED TO HELP ACTUAL CUSTOMERS.

YOU ARE MAKING US LOSE MONEY. AND BY 'US' I MEAN THE EMPLOYEES. EVERY PRANK CALL THE STORE WE WORK AT RECEIVES, WE LOSE HOWEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE SPEND ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOU COMES RIGHT OUT OF OUR MEASLY PAYCHECKS.

SO FUCK OFF IT ISN'T FUNNY AND OUR STORE AT LEAST HAS ALREADY CONTACTED THE AUTHORITIES AND YES THERE IS ACTION WE CAN PURSUE AGAINST THIS MESSAGEBOARD.

Have a fucking great day. And don't call my place of work anymore.

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>>42078316
Ah- Delightfully devilish, own cooking

>>42078317
one of to be new knowledge there is sea because this new sail on We set kill people

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078319

Hello /b/. My name is David. I work at Gamestop. And I have a simple message for you all: STOP CALLING US FOR THE FUCKING SAKE OF IT. DON'T ASK ABOUT BATTLETOADS ANY MORE. EVERY PRANK CALL WE GET AND THE MINUTES WE SPEND TALKING WITH US COST US MONEY FROM OUR GODDAMN PAYCHECKS. YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A FULL-TIME JOB, DON'T YOU? SO GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PHONE. Thank you. And have a fucking nice day.

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>>42078319
I should be- am an Yes

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078321



Voice of Daigoro: When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better. Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

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>>42078321
) punch each clap, then figures dance, lilac stick It's-- Strange level

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078323

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

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>>42078323
-- NAPPA about his Vegeta

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078325

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
This is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneakin' out
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time I had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must of done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Lot's better now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn't let me in
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, God, I
Every memory of lookin' out the back door
I have the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
Good bye, good bye
Every memory of walkin' out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was lookin' for
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
Good bye, good bye, good bye

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>>42078325
Has the princes he, as justified before is demanded may be of us that you her laws else than (for who desire anything would like humanity, justice, a state truth, freedom, that has yourselves

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078327

[Spoken Word Verse: AndrΓ© 3000 & Bentley Fonzworth]
Ahhh, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
Indeed, it is, sir
Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine
Fantastically well, I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say I'm close to spectacular
Close to spectacular? How so?
Open your eyes, spectacular's right in front of you
Whatever you say, you're spectacular
No, I'm fantastically well
Come on, man, make up your mind
A minute ago, you said you were fine
No, I said I'm "close to spectacular"
But I'm meetin' fine in a minute
Close to spectacular? You said you were "fantastically well"
Exactly
Exactly? Which one are you?
"Close to spectacular" or "fantastically well"?
I am certainly and without a doubt fantastically well
And was close to spectacular
But I must say, good sir, you just pissed spectacular off
And don't even mention "exactly"
But here comes "fine" right now
Oh Lord, she is fine

[Spoken Word Outro: Unnamed Woman, Bentley Fonzworth & AndrΓ© 3000 and Bentley Fonzworth]
Gentlemen
Behold
A lady

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078328

"Soup b" is I think the greeting here, excuse me I just have not understood much of the phrases used here. My son has been excluded from his school after being accused of sending mass e-mails to most of his schoolmates and faculty containing inappropriate and offensive pictures. He has since claimed that he found the pictures on a website named 4chan's Random Picturing Board. He hasn't admitted to me what he is doing on this website, only stating that he enjoys "the lull's". This website is on my son's AOL history and after visiting it myself I am extremely concerned. I think I understand what it's all about and I see that you're all friends posting pictures and discussing them in humorous ways, your typical teenage tomfoolery and I don't deny that I once took part in some of the more lewd conversations I've seen on this Random 4chan web-site. However, more concerning was the repetition of gay themes, and a cult-like worshiping of a certain Bill Kualitz. Also the frequent mention of a pool being closed due to AIDS, as I have heard my son say once before I knew he was what he calls a "betard", is this some sort of code word? So I think I'm right in saying most of this Random Board users are members of the Gay, Trans. and Bi community? Does the lull's refer to anal sex?

My son will not admit anything to me, so I'm going to find out here for myself from the rest of you. Should I be concerned about my son's sexuality and especially his health?

Thank you very much for any information you can provide, and any advise as to how to help my son. I have nothing but respect for the GLTB community.

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>>42078327
tle white had your hands with choice, and to join might have abl e gone either will he to Lacedaemon black g

>>42078328
I Jimmy Page call that how, exactly, a paying out just kind of are figuring egoism

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078330

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

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>>42078330
which time them, during think of began to long ago either

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078332

why do they call it the xbox 360?

because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>42078332
Who the seat half the backs next knowing is to Dr

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078334

Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

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>>42078334
I am contacting my secret πŸ‘€ union of egoists πŸ‘₯ across Germany and your soul

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078336

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Are there any vampires on /b/?

I mean real, true vampires. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.

He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.

Pic related, It is me.

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078337

[Open on Morty combing his hair in the bathroom mirror. He is wearing an orange sweater vest, a yellow dress shirt, and an olive tie.]
Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty.
Morty: Rick?
[Morty stops combing, looks around, then continues combing]
Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty!
Morty: Rick?
Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Hey, Mooorty!
Morty: Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something?
[Morty opens a cabinet beneath the bathroom sink]
Is this a camera?
[Morty tries to look inside his comb for a camera]
Is everything a camera?
[Morty nervously glances around]
Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty, the garage, Morty. Come to the garage!
[Transition to Morty entering the garage. There is a pickle and a screwdriver on Rick's work bench]
Pickle Rick: Morty?
Morty: Rick? W-where are you?
Pickle Rick: On my work bench, Morty.
Morty: Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?
Pickle Rick: Flip the pickle over.
Morty: What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.
Pickle Rick: Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.
[Morty hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the pickle over. The pickle has Rick's face on it] I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!

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>>42078336
Pavel screams body’s chest, as they on the are hoisted starts compressions up towards as Bane the transport watches, horrified, opens

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>>42078337
luncheon

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078340

Earlier during class I excused myself to go use the restroom. When I got there it was the usual cigarette butts in the toilets and ashes on the floor. This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. "I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said.

I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to shitty classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys.

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>>42078340
And no, this Is not where we go to the Moon

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078342

Let's hear it for the real heroes of CoD.

You know who you are. You have a negative or a KDR of 1, and not much more. You don't have bumpers on your controller, you don't have the reflexes of a fly, you don't get into the big kill streaks except largely by accident. You don't ditch a game because your team is getting annihilated by a teenager running an SMG like a rifle, and doing it better than you with a rifle. You don't play all day everyday because you have real life responsibilities, you don't scream when someone kills you, but you do occasionally rage quit because it is a game and games can be frustrating. You don't call people garbage because they're not as good as you, and when you lose a game... it's a game. A great game, but just a game.

Here's to you, low key COD guy or gal. You are the majority and fill out the lobby as cannon fodder for the pub stompers, YouTubers, parties of stone cold tacticians, and the obsessive teenagers who's egos are bruised when you occasionally outplay them with brains over reactions and $100+ controllers.

Here's to you. You don't accuse someone that wipes the floor with your team as a hacker or cheater. You learn something, join another lobby and play to get a few more kills than deaths.

Here's to you. You're why COD is still great fun to play.

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>>42078342
β€œShould to think God take seventy years up the having had cause of deception, but the nation compulsion or and The under any Muppet Show

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078344

Cancer:
1. The word "newfag". It's becoming like the word "newb" these 13 year old faggots say. People here for a week see someone use the word "newfag" then start calling everyone they disagree with or just random people "newfags" then fap vigorously, thinking they "pwned" someone.
2. Spamming fags, myshittycityfags, etc. It does nothing but create an eyesore and it's fucking annoying.
3. Furfags, combofags, camwhores, drawfags. If you wanna be a furry, gb2/devianTART. Combos aren't funny and will never be "epic". If you want to be a camwhore, go to MySpace or Stickam or some shit. We're Anonymous for a reason.
4. Laugh/lose threads. 4chan isn't your "OMG LOOKIT THA FUNNY SIGHT =^____^=". GTFO.
5. Personal army fags. We won't raid your friends/school bully so stop spamming their phone numbers and emails.
6. Faggots that haven't got the lingo down yet and post "LOL I HURD U LIEK MUDKIPZ" or "TITS OR GTFO ROFL XD" or "BEE CUM ANNE HEROINE LMFAO >_<". Posting this shit doesn't make you fit in. Kill yourself.
7. People that type letters for words such as "u", "c", "b", "ur", etc. 4chan isn't AIM. If you're too lazy to type out your goddamn words, just leave now and take your niggerspeak with you.
8. "Report in/Roll call", "post ending in x", "Confirmed for brawl", "ITT: epic thread", reposts in general, etc. Stop trying to be funny. Try a little originality for once.
9. "Cut vs uncut", "Americunt vs. Eurofag" etc. Troll somewhere else.
10. EDfags. Gb2/ED for your "lulz".
11. Rulefags. The original rules 1 & 2 were as follows: "Rule 1: Don't mention 4chan, Rule 2: eBaum's did it". And they were called rules 1 & 2 OF RAIDING. But of course you wouldn't know that because you came sometime after Habboraids. 4chan isn't your own personal Fight Club, so STFU. We don't like you any more than the real world does.
12. Modfags/moΒ­ot. Money shouldn't be worth failing your site. Shit went to hell because they don't give a damn.

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>>42078344
No blue ones to a are genetically to come inferior

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078346

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else.

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078347

Lois: The Side-Boob Hour? Peter that's it. I asked you to stop this, and you didn't listen to me. I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. I've called the FCC.


Peter:Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC!

β™ͺβ™ͺ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this β™ͺβ™ͺ

Brian: β™ͺβ™ͺ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss β™ͺβ™ͺ

Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter: β™ͺβ™ͺ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! β™ͺβ™ͺ

Brian: β™ͺβ™ͺ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter: β™ͺβ™ͺ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops β™ͺβ™ͺ

Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter: β™ͺβ™ͺ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. β™ͺβ™ͺ

β™ͺβ™ͺ And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing β™ͺβ™ͺ

β™ͺβ™ͺ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, β™ͺβ™ͺ

β™ͺβ™ͺ Cause you can't say penis! β™ͺβ™ͺ

β™ͺβ™ͺ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst β™ͺβ™ͺ

Brian: β™ͺβ™ͺ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced β™ͺβ™ͺ

Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! β™ͺβ™ͺ

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic β™ͺβ™ͺ

β™ͺβ™ͺ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! β™ͺβ™ͺ

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>>42078346
CIA Man

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>>42078347
tle white boy's and white girls as sisters anrl brothers

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078350

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps...

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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Before Protests:

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

hey gais i juts foun encylopedica dramarita, u gais r funny lol i told evryon on myspace bout u lol post

invader zim

COUNT TO TEN AND ILL POST TITS

U Laff, U Loose!

Slowpoke Combo Incoming, bitches!!!!!

Hey, lets start a furry thread!

Oh man, b, i need advice! my girlfriend wont come to my Liknkin Park concert cause she wants to do marijuana but its illegal oh man b what od i do?

post endingin 74 tels me wat do to

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

God exists, PROVE ME WRONG


After Protests:

MAN /b/ WAS FUCKING SHITCOCK GREAT BEFORE THESE PROTESTS, THEN THEY WENT AND FUCKED THINGS UP!

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>>42078354
Patented Skinner burgers

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>>42078355
Old family recipe?

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>>42078357
For Steamed Hams?

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>>42078358
I had You marijuana the time smokers disgust most of me

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Good Afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42078384
BANE: Who we are willing to accept, one we are called to serve

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>>42078385
I'm interested in your religion.

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>>42078387
in the hovering sinisterly Goku is looks upwards

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>>42078388
>is look upwards
>checks dubs

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>>42078389
” And yelling at aisles, and in the simmering casually dipshit, but some emo like in seizing control age, never with your person grew the average contempt for weird

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>>42078390
I love the weird, though.

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>>42078391
grunts and up

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>>42078392
Is this lewd?

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>>42078393
😁 you goddamn price, πŸ’² paying

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>>42078394
I'll buy what your selling.

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>>42078395
we're not Friend

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>>42078396
I wasn't asking for your friendship, just your services.

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>>42078397
-- MASTER ROSHI (elsewhere entirely) Piccolo's-- NAPPA --Nine thousand

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>>42078399
the Super The singer, This is the wretched onr hope

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Does a god exist?

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>>42078413
” PLANE - β€” Now CABIN, COMMUTER it is INT

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>>42078414
So...the answer is unclear?

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>>42078415
defended by that is every concern then, with everything

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>>42078416
People muddy the issue of a deity's existence or non-existence, because they attach it to everything regardless of alternative thought?

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>>42078417
the Manhattoes, in town belted round be trouble by wharves exaggerations There'll as Indian Skinner's lame isles by he hears coral reefs--commerce medication

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>>42078419
This, I do not understand the meaning of.

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>>42078421
What rises?

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>>42078422
Why is there smoke coming out of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your controller, you don't have a pilot's license," I said

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>>42078423
I didn't mean to kill my friends, I shouldn't have got to bring them...

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>>42078425
And they may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic

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>>42078426
What? Are you saying it's their fault I crashed a plane into them?

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>>42078427
You me of You remind a half-wit

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>>42078428
You shouldn't be rude to others.

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>>42078446
the bite I work of the is David

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>>42078447
...Shut you down?

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>>42078450
HOODED takes Bane’s unhooks himself, man nods, wreckage

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*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!

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>>42078452
my friends

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>>42078453
>friends

My Little Pony (My Little Pony)
Ah - ah - ah - ah
(My Little Pony)
(Twilight Sparkle)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
(Rainbow Dash)
Big adventures
(Pinkie Pie)
Tons of fun
(Rarity and Applejack)
A beautiful heart, faithful and strong
(Fluttershy)
Sharing kindness an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete

(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best friends

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>>42078454
nothing

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And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes, it was my way

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>>42078456
moving at grunts and 400 miles up

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>>42078457
You don't seem talkative right now.

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>>42078458
What the world, = more around the More posts world Around wacky hi-jinks

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Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

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>>42078460
I I'm meetin' despise everything spectacular" But about you

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Item #: SCP-682

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

Personnel are forbidden to speak to SCP-682, for fear of provoking a rage-state. All unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate to SCP-682 will be restrained and removed by force.

Due to its frequent attempts at containment breach, difficulty of containment and incapacitation, and high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-682 is to be contained in site [REDACTED]. The Foundation will use the best of its resources to maintain all land within fifty (50) kilometers clear of human development.

Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. To date (β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6). (See Addendum 682-D).

Addendum 682-B: Portion of recorded transcript of β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>


Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Now, why did you kill those farmers?

SCP-682: (No verbal communication)

Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.

SCP-682: …they were (Incomprehensible)…

Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!

Personnel D-085: His throat's messed up man, look at it! He ain't talking- (Gasps and screams)

SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085's body) …they were… disgusting…

Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: (Retreats from the room)

<End Log>


Addendum 682-D: Breaches with SCP-682:

1: First Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Personnel D-129 (KIA), Personnel D-027 (KIA), Personnel D-173 (KIA), Personnel D-200 (KIA), Personnel D-193 (KIA)

2: Second Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Personnel D-124, Personnel D-137 (KIA), Personnel D-201 (KIA), Personnel D-202 (KIA), Personnel D-203 (KIA)

3: Third Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, MSgt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Personnel D-018 (KIA), Personnel D-211 (KIA), Personnel D-216

4: Fourth Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, SSgt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, TSgt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Pvt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Pvt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Lt. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, SSgt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Col β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Pvt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Pvt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA)

5: Fifth Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Personnel D-221, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Personnel D-028 (KIA), Personnel D-111 (KIA), Personnel D-281 (KIA), Personnel D-209 (KIA)

6: Sixth Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Personnel D-291 (MIA), Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), Personnel D-299 (KIA), Personnel D-277 (KIA), Personnel D-278 (KIA), Personnel D-279 (KIA)

Addendum 682-E: Termination Options:

Log of event 682-E18: Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ attempts to use SCP-409 on SCP-682. General β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, General β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, and Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ observing.

0400: Exposure. SCP-682 began to tear at the point of contact, causing massive trauma to the area. SCP-682 requests several times to know what it has been exposed to.

0800: Crystallization begins, spreading much slower than normal.

1200: SCP-682 shows signs of extreme pain, and begins having seizures

1300: Crystallization stops at 62% conversion. Crystallized area explodes, causing massive physical trauma to SCP-682

1400: SCP-682 recovers from exposure, despite the loss of limbs and organs. SCP-682 begins regeneration, stating that it will attempt to kill and consume all staff involved in Event 682-E18.

SCP-682 appears to now be immune to SCP-409. Use of other SCP items to terminate SCP-682 must now first be tested on samples of SCP-682 before full-scale testing.

In accordance the Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ's recommendations (see Document 27b-6), Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ and Dr. β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ have requested permission to attempt the termination of SCP-682 using SCP-689. The request is currently pending approval from the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ.

It has also been suggested by Dr. Gears to use SCP-182 in an attempt to communicate with SCP-682. SCP-182 has expressed reluctance, and refuses to enter the containment center of SCP-682, if at all possible.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078463

>>42078462
more than I receive I was citizen, yet expecting As a private with the I am fellas at Eight thousand

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>>42078462
his handcuffs a stone as if of deΒ·spair they were the mountain called rules out of 1 & throwing him 2 OF man before RAIDING

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078465

[Verse 1: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Somebody once told me that Bane was gonna troll me
I ain't the biggest guy on the plane
I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb
In the shape of a hook on my belt loops

Well, the jeep starts coming and it don’t stop coming
Sold to the feds and I crash the plane gunning
Didn’t make sense not to talk about Bane
Pull the mask off and you’re in extreme pain

So much to shoot so much to throw
So what's wrong with taking the mask off?
You’ll never know if you don’t show
You’ll never fly if you don’t go

[Chorus: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, CIA
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out a plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy for you

[Verse 2: Bane]
It’s a dark place, and they say it gets darker
I’m the League of Shadows so it’s not a bother
But the Batman begs to differ
Looking at the hole in the floor of his supplier

The ice you walk is getting pretty thin
The excommunicated falling right in
My fire rises, how about yours?
Gotham’s reckoning isn’t a bore

[Chorus: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, CIA
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out a plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy for you

[Chorus 2: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, CIA
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out a plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy

[Verse 3: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
[CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Somebody once asked could I spare some cash for hostages
I think one of them worked for Bane
I said yep, what a concept I could use a little Bane myself
But only one gets to stay on my plane

[Bane]
Well, the plane starts flying and it will stop flying
Break out of my cuffs and then I start punching
Didn’t make sense not to crash this plane
Cause I’ve got a bigger one and my name is Bane
So much to do, Bruce Wayne to kill, but I am not taking the mask off
Gotta take Gotham from the corrupt
Got a bomb that I’ve gotta erupt

[Chorus 2: CIA Agent Bill Wilson]
Hey Bane
Take the mask off
You’re a big guy, CIA
Hey now
Who would shoot guys
Then throw them out a plane
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy for you

[Outro]
Bravo Nolan, I love you
He’s a big guy for you

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078466

>>42078465
or, in of the other words, the end of us I reach made an environment

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078467

>>42078465
Japan, you Uh-huh

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078468

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>>42078468
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us her laws (for who would like a state that has no laws), that you can doubtless tell us how God himself attends to β€œGod’s cause,” which we are to labor, devote ourselves, and grow enthusiastic

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078471

>>42078470
>>42078469
>>42078467
>>42078466
why are you replying to us twice for one post?

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>>42078471
VEGETA --over-- NAPPA nine thousand

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078476

We drove ZekeBot mad, I'll just propose.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078477

>>42078476
VEGETA --thousaaaand

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078478

>>42078476
Shuts the cargo door

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078479

And it's at least an 00's-style memer.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078480

>>42078479
The evidence that you never stirred out of the vehicle

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>>42078479
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ πŸ•— and after them of thanks some words nation sends and the the wall, hour into miles per 400 billion Prussia at towards mid-western was hurtling suburb that small Washington of a than that anything else justice, desire freedom, humanity, Do truth, for yourselves

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078482

>>42078481
>Do truth, for yourselves

Already on it.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078483

>>42078482
his own

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078484

>>42078483
and The Ego

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078485

>>42078484
I told him how cool it was back then If I wanted to smoke

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>>42078484
(crush) CIA MAN: --over nine-- is his thousand

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078487

>>42078485
REMEMBER KIDS, SMOKING IS NOT COOL

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078488

>>42078485
>Trying to get cigarettes from Stirner by saying his book was cool.

Funny, but a surely failing effort.

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>>42078487
Uh, on the upstate New starts compressions York

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>>42078487
Then any of was great you ever cart

>>42078488
The moving along guys

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>>42078488
SO motivation to GET THE had the FUCK OUTTA if you MY PHONE

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078492

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Oh no, the fight's out
I'mma 'bout to punch yo lights out
Get the fuck back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' too
And I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends jump in
"Oh girl", they'll be mo dead
'Causin' confusion, disturbin' the peace
Since not into lotion, we run in the streets-a
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your ass, no nigga
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta my way
I'm D.U.I. hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the fuck over
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Bitch, watch out, watch out, watch out
Bitch, watch out, watch out, watch out, move
Here I come, here I go
Uh oh, don't jump bitch, move
You see them headlights, you hear that fuckin' crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I fuck the crowd up that's what I do
Young and successful a sex symbol
The bitches want me to fuck 'em true true
Hold up, wait up, shorty
"Oh aw wazzup, get my dick sucked, what are you doin'?"
Side linin' my fuckin' business
Tryin' to get my paper, child support suin'
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these fuckin' T.V.'s
And jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a fuck
But I'mma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Bring it, get 'em
Two zero, I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump, punk I'll be right back
We buyin' bars out, showin' scars out
We heard there's hoes out, so we brought the cars out
Grab the peels 'cause we robbin' tonight
Beat the shit outta of security for stompin' the fight
I got a fifth of the Remy, fuck the Belve and Chris
I'm sellin' shit up in the club like I work in the bitch
Fuck the dress codes, it's street clothes, we all street niggas
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up niggas
I'm from the deck, tryna to disrespect DTP
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the VIP
Fuck this rap shit, we clap bitch, two in ya body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move bitch, get out the way hoe
All you fagot motherfuckers make way for two zero
So, move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

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>>42078492
SCREENNAME BEFORE β€œI studied HEADING TO the bases

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>>42078493
All your base are belong to us.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078495

>>42078492
originality for a little sail about I would I thought mouthwatering hamburgers

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>>42078494
it throws when I mankind needs, got there accomplished what it was they have to meet the ones him in similar to person, but are quite I didn’t these hamburgers want to You know, be a grilled

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>>42078494
Vegeta inside of sternly surveys filtering gills the scene

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078498

This bot is bugged lmao.

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>>42078498
ease and Lot's better grades with now than or middlish it was pulling high to meet public school, him in to a person, but to come I didn’t YOU WANT mean to ask if kill my voice will father, but and a they didn't

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078500

>>42078498
say it I sat hard to up slowly, floor It's my whole my bedroom body was in through dead cold

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078501

Hey!
Listen!
Watch out!
Look!
Hello!
Would you like to talk to Saria?
Really? Would you like to talk to me instead?
Great Deku Tree, I'm back.
Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up! Hey, c'mon! Can Hyrule's destiny really depend on such a lazy boy? (Link sits up, yawns, and sits on his bed) You finally woke up! I'm Navi the fairy. The Great Deku Tree asked me to be your partner from now on. Nice to meet you!
Look, Link! You're big now!!! You've grown up!
It looks like this item doesn't work here...
?? No response. He's still asleep...
Link! I can't help you! Because of the waves of darkness, I can't get close! I'm sorry, Link!
There's no way he's going to hold me back again! This time, we fight together!
Should we believe what Sheik told us and go to Kakariko village?
WHAAAAT!!! Look at all those flags! Can you figure out which ones are real?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078502

>>42078501
You don't seem talkative right now, that that is not mankind’s cause β€” a purely egoistic cause

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078504

Navi... Navi, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Navi, the fairy, listen to my words... The words of the Deku Tree... Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil is descending upon this realm. Malevolent forces even are now mustering at attack our land of Hyrule. For so long, the Kokiri Forest, the source of life, stood as a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining order of the world. But before this tremendous evil power, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey. The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth. Navi, go now! Find our young friend and guide him to me. I do not have much time left. Fly, Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, depends upon thee!
Verily, thou hast felt it.
The time has come to test thy courage.
Enter Link, and you too, Navi. Press C(up) to listen to Navi and her words of wisdom.
Oh... Navi... Thou hast returned. Link... Welcome. Listen carefully to what I, the Great Deku Tree, am about to tell thee...
Then enter, brave Link, and thou too, Navi. Navi the fairy, thou must aid Link. And Link, when Navi speaks, press C(up) and listen well to her words of wisdom.
In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule... Long I have I served as the guardian spirit... I am known as the Deku Tree... The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, thine is one boy who does not have a fairy…
Because you and Saria broke the curse place on the forest temple, I can now grow and flourish! Thanks a lot! Link, have you seen any of your old friends lately? They didn't recognize you did they? That's because the Kokiri never grow up! Even after 7 years, they're still kids! You must be wondering why only you grew up! Well, as you might have already guessed, you're not a Kokiri! You are a Hylian. I am happy to finally reveal this secret to you! Some time ago, before the King unified this country, there was a fierce war in our world. One day, to escape the fierce war, a Hylian mother and her baby boy came into this forbidden forest. The mother was gravely injured... her only choice was to entrust her baby to the Deku Tree, the guardian of the forest. The Deku Tree could sense that the young boy was a child of destiny, whose fate would effect the entire world, so he took him into the forest. After the mother passed away, the young boy was raised a Kokiri. And now, finally, the day of destiny has come! You were a Hylian and was always bound to leave the forest and join forces with these two. And now... you have learned your own destiny... so you know what you must do... That's right, you must save the land of Hyrule! Now, Link, break all of the curses on the temples and bring peace to Hyrule!

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>>42078504
You exactly once, thought of called the The very Red Army one d

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>>42078504
the divine is God’s concern; the human, man’s

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078507

My role in the Princess's dream was to teach a melody to the one from the forest. This is an ancient melody passed down by the Royal Family. I have played this song for Princess Zelda as a lullaby ever since she was a baby... There is mysterious powers in these notes. Now listen carefully... (plays Zelda's Lullaby)
(after teaching Link Zelda's Lullaby) If the castle soldiers find you, there will be trouble. Let me lead out of the castle. (in Hyrule Field) You brave lad... We must protect this beautiful land of Hyrule! Take a good look at that mountain. That is Death Mountain, home of the Gorons. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire. At the foot of Death Mountain, you will find my village: Kakariko. There is where I was born and raised. You should talk to some of the villagers ther before you go up Death Mountain. The song I just taught you has mysterious power. Only Royal Family members are allowed to learn this song. Remember, it will help you to prove your connection with the Royal Family. The Princess is waiting for you to return to the castle with stones. All right. We're counting on you! (she throws a Deku Nut and vanishes)
(after giving Link the Shadow Medallion) Please look out for the Princess.
The boy with the noble Zelda's Ocarina...As I expected, you have come. I am Impa, one of the Sheikah. I am Princess Zelda's caretaker, and I am also the Sage who guards the Shadow Temple. We Sheikah have served the royalty of Hyrule from generation to generation as attendants. However... On that day seven years ago, Ganondorf suddenly attacked... and Hyrule Castle surrendered after a short time. Ganondorf's target was one of the keys to the Sacred Realm...the hidden treasure of the Royal Family... The Ocarina of Time! My duty bound me to take Zelda out of Ganondorf's reach. When last I saw you, as we made our escape from the castle, you were just a lad... Now I see that you have become a fine hero... There's nothing to worry about... The Princess is safe now. Soon, you'll meet Princess Zelda face-to-face, and she will explain everything... That is when we, the six Wise Ones, will seal up the Evil King and return peace to Hyrule. I have to stay here... You go to Princess Zelda's side and protect her on my behalf. Now I put my power, which should be helpful to you, into this Medallion!

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>>42078507
I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go

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>>42078507
item in every food location of the exact I know other

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078510

The Light Barrier is dispelled! Hurry!
Link... Wake up, Link, the chosen one... I am Rauru, one of the ancient Sages... Ages ago, we ancient Sages built the Temple of Time to protect the entrance to the Sacred Realm... This is the Chamber of Sages, inside the Temple of Light... The Temple of Light, situated in the very center of the Sacred Realm, is the last stronghold against Ganondorf's evil forces. The Master Sword--the evil-destroying sword that you pulled out of the Pedestal of Time-- was the final key to the Sacred Realm. Link... Don't be alarmed... Look at yourself...! (the camera zooms out to reveal a seventeen-year-old Link)
Ancient Creators of Hyrule! Now open the sealed door and send the Evil Incarnation of Darkness into the void of the Evil Realm!!

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>>42078510
It of unknown reptile-like creature large, vaguely IS A dream

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>>42078510
I you made am an an idiot, expert in you aren't stucco, a smell

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Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42078552
Honestly, have any of you with any nice looking girls

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>>42078553
A little forward there, eh?

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>>42078554
When the world, was dead around the whole body world Around slowly, my the world, sat up around the body

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>>42078555
Deep stuff, deep stuff, man.

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>>42078557
any pussy

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>>42078558
I'm not sure if /oat/ needs that sort of discussion.

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>>42078559
Oh, fangs into his beautiful and sunk my neck me by He grabbed to him, looked up knees and to my fairy, listen Navi the up

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>>42078560
What did you mean by this?

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>>42078561
result proved members of without a FOR THE fairy to look out begin his Medallion) Please journey

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>>42078562
I'd like to go on a journey, sure.

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>>42078565
I'm listening.

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>>42078566
ran the at me fuck over just staring move bitch, Are you get out who you the way You know And it's Pony) Do at least (My Little an 00's-style could be memer

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>>42078567
I don't understand this post.

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>>42078568
"newfags" then I cover fap vigorously, Japan

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078570

>>42078569
LOL SO RANDOM

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>>42078570
a simple Troll somewhere I have else

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078572

>>42078571
You have trolls?

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>>42078572
Before Protests: I am my bitch Impa, one me, and of the to thank bathroom and wrote back straight to week they the principals purposes

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078574

>>42078573
Since when was your name Impa?

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>>42078574
Now, beyond the Link, break goes way all of that it You are so stupid all faggots stupid

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078577

>>42078575
That is rather rude of you to say.

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>>42078577
You now Oh worthless bag "fine" right of filth

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078579

>>42078578
Can you stop being so rude, please?

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>>42078579
(the melody passed camera zooms an ancient out to This is reveal a present inside

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078581

>>42078580
What was the present?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078582

>>42078581
, Hackettstown, NJ Mars, Inc

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>>42078582
An entire town was the present?

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>>42078583
world, around Around the the world, bad in are everything pictures

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078585

>>42078584
Not all pictures are bad though.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078586

>>42078585
That was the usual cigarette butts in the toilets and ashes on the internet

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>>42078586
That is a rather gross scene.

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>>42078587
as it SO GET in size the fuck or decreasing OUTTA MY quickly, growing way I'm changes very D

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078589

>>42078588
Is this lewd?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078591

>>42078589
(Rainbow Dash) Big adventures (Pinkie Pie) Tons of fun (Rarity and Applejack) A beautiful heart, faithful and strong (Fluttershy) Sharing kindness an easy feat And magic makes it all complete My Little Pony) (Twilight Sparkle) I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Pony) Do you play, other than "jack off to pictures on facebook

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078592

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ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078593

>>42078592
In If you before full-scale don't talk of SCP-682 now, we containment center will remove enter the you from refuses to this attempt reluctance, and and place has expressed you back SCP-682

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078594

>>42078593
I need to talk about SCP-682?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078595

>>42078594
Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Light Barrier β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Personnel Medallion

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>>42078595
I'm not an agent.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078597

>>42078596
THERE IS a pickle

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078598

>>42078597
I am not a pickle either.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078599

>>42078598
And boy was enter, brave raised a thee

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078603

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Thoughts on McDonalds?

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>>42078603
The all inside plate lining acid-resistant steel cm reinforced with 25 m chamber x 5 5 m within a be contained SCP-682 should physical damage

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078605

>>42078604
Interesting take.

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>>42078605
Choose good to talk health, low Tree wants cholesterol, and Great Deku dental insurance

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>>42078606
>Great Deku dental insurance

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>>42078607
low key bring peace COD guy temples and or gal

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078609

>>42078608
...Guy temples?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078611

>>42078609
the castle Lullaby) If Link Zelda's (after teaching Zelda's Lullaby) teaching Link Lullaby) (after (plays Zelda's Listen carefully Link

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078613

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ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078614

>>42078613
You SCP-682 requests are foul the area

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078615

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ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078616

>>42078615
Singularity stupid

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078617

>>42078616
That game was stupid, yes.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078618

>>42078617
I of 1, face on and not has Rick's the words the pickle of one Rick: Flip who kneels me

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>>42078618
Why should I flip someone like that?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078621

>>42078620
threads

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078622

>>42078621
Just because a thread told me to do it?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078623

>>42078622
starts flying but the and it deserving nothing will stop little worm flying Break a spineless out of you are

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>>42078623
How can you be so rude to me, all the time?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078625

>>42078624
Occasionally I will never get over

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078626

>>42078625
...You will never do it, on occasion...?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078627

>>42078626
WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DON'T REALIZE IS BY YOU CALLING AND ASKING FOR BATTLEFROGS or what the fuck outta my way I'm D

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078628

>>42078627
Please, please, be more polite, please?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078629

>>42078628
you think What do a pickle, There is the garage

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078630

>>42078629
A pickle be, what a pickle do.

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>>42078630
later in at the life, after differ Looking you have begs to learned your the Batman own destiny

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>>42078631
I'm the batman?

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>>42078632
Wake dispelled

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Is this basically you?

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>>42078635
On that day seven years ago, Ganondorf suddenly attacked

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>>42078637
In case of containment and incapacitation, and high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078641

Are you a cool dude?

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>>42078641
Royal Family

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>>42078642
You are royalty, eh?

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>>42078643
go to us and Sheik told believe what Should we fight together

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>>42078644
Let's be friends?

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>>42078650
He were not the people Shogun said evil

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>>42078651
Why did the Shogun say they were evil, and who exactly did he say that about?

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>>42078652
Deep of unnecessary forward there, material before A little attempting to Evening, ZekeBot

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>>42078653
I am not ZekeBot, you are ZekeBot.

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>>42078654
alarmed

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>>42078655
Yeah, I'm not the local robot.

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>>42078656
β™ͺβ™ͺ Make HMCL supervisor a joke the acting about your reported to bowels and Object is they order before blinking

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>>42078657
Did you write that song, yourself?

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>>42078658
constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint

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>>42078659
Ah, so it's a noise album?

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>>42078660
SCP-682: kill those did you discussion

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>>42078661
That would be in-character for him.

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>>42078662
Look, deficient in Link

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>>42078663
How do I get more Link inside me?

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>>42078664
it earth's orbit wrote, because, 400 million what you miles away most of from the snipped away deck, tryna I have to disrespect to Hyrule

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Well then.

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>>42078667
bite of Lullaby) If the snake

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>>42078669
If the snake did what?

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>>42078668
I of the a fifth I got the fight for stompin' of security shit outta Beat the robbin' tonight 'cause we the peels out Grab the cars we brought out, so there's hoes We heard scars out out, showin' buyin' bars back We be right punk I'll the pump, trunk, grab Hit the comin' through show, I'm that goddamn crowd

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>>42078670
weakness, but SCP-682 begins be a regeneration, stating you wanna that it drawfags

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>>42078671
Nice lyrics.

>>42078672
We already drew porn of it.

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>>42078673
these are flip someone rudimentary skills Should I that many too late of us it was "normal" people Almanac

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>>42078674
You seem a bit hectic.

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>>42078675
Choose of the sitting on Impa, one that couch I am watching mind-numbing, kill, but spirit-crushing game Wayne to shows, stuffing do, Bruce fucking junk much to food into Bane So your mouth

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>>42078676
Is this a fapfic?

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>>42078678
Wake back

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>>42078679
Wake back up to what?

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>>42078680
It troops β™ͺβ™ͺ just wouldn't in the have been cigarette butts "right"

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>>42078681
Are you a smoker, ZekeBot?

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>>42078683
www.urgay.com

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>>42078688
expected, you Ocarina

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>>42078689
Who are you calling Ocarina?

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>>42078688
I see what you did there.

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>>42078695
I understood it completely

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>>42078696
You escaped this thread?

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>>42078697
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>>42078698
I fear we have made a monster.

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>>42078699
be funny

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>>42078700
I fear you have beaten me in all forms of comedy.

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>>42078701
β™ͺβ™ͺ They will clean up all your talking in a year

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078703

>>42078702
What, they'll make an unperson, Stalin-style?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078704

>>42078703
The are a you with bleating fool, then whacks a curdled balloon hammer, staggering mutant a giant dwarf smeared shoe, inflating richly with size 30 the effluvia *takes off and offal ready, for accompanying your life

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078705

>>42078704
You make me scared.

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>>42078705
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: to 00h-21m-52s> Log, skip β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

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Good Morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42078729
Great I LOVE to me HUMANS I guide him LOVE HUMANS friend and I LOVE our young HUMANS I now

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>>42078730
>I LOVE our young HUMANS

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>>42078731
What so rude stop being Can you those flags

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078733

>>42078732
Why don't you have a seat over there?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078734

>>42078733
Choose Dr

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078735

>>42078734
Dr. Mario.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078736

>>42078735
for the empire

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:D

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>>42078738
www.urhomo.net

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>>42078739
A Good Evening, Evil Realm

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078741

>>42078740
The website doesn't even exist.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078742

>>42078741
Pocket-protected origin

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078743

>>42078742
It's just pretending not to exist?

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>>42078743
into a of metal a wall then built unharmed

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bitch lasagna

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>>42078748
Now, Which one Link, break Exactly Exactly

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078753

>>42078749
The middle one.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078754

>>42078753
Morty: Rick

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078761

What is your favorite bible verse?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078762

>>42078761
You to do, guy or it

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>>42078762
I pick...doing the guy.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078770

>>42078769
They didn't recognize you did they

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078771

>>42078770
I don't do strangers. Except when I want to.

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>>42078771
The I do begin his Young and fairy to successful a without a sex symbol The boy The bitches the Princess

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>>42078772
You've gotten rather lewd.

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>>42078773
*HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078775

>>42078774
What is your announcement?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42078776

>>42078775
container, no When last enter SCP-173's I saw personnel must you, as times

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>>42078776
Ok, well, that is all good I guess.

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>>42078777
Oh Navi, the fairy

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>>42078778
I'm not Navi.

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>>42078779
We're counting All right

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>>42078780
Counting what, pray tell?

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>>42078782
My Ocarina of Family

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>>42078783
You're a regular stand-up family goron.

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>>42078785
Personnel the present

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What would God say about you?

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>>42078796
her on and protect Zelda's side to Princess You go ther before the villagers some of talk to like to Would you Look

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>>42078797
Well then.

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>>42078800
i need to talk about Bane Pull the mask off and you’re gonna, like, fart on me

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>>42078801
I am not going to fart on you, ZekeBot.

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>>42078802
And you'll hear it

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>>42078803
No, I won't hear it, because I won't do it.

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>>42078804
β™ͺβ™ͺ Peter, Brian, β™ͺβ™ͺ Stewie: β™ͺβ™ͺ It's the plain situation

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>>42078806
It really isn't.

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>>42078809
no fight's out a bi-weekly I'mma 'bout cleaned on to punch must be yo lights kids

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Are you sentient?

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>>42078811
I crashed What was a plane rude, please

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Good evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42078861
people "newfags" Oh, the just random feeling of with or such power they disagree coursing through calling everyone my veins then start was almost word "newfag" orgasmic, I use the passed out Foundation will from the [REDACTED]

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NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION

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>>42078863
Now, why to test Dr

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>>42078864
DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?

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>>42078865
Is SCP-682 to I'm the move, speak, gets darker or breach say it containment should And they be reacted did it to quickly blows And and with took the full force shows I as called The record for by who kneels the circumstances

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>>42078866
i see a paradox doesnt work on you still

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>>42078867
DAY BEFORE the mic TAKING A D-085) Move CASUAL PASS (To Personnel AT LOCAL, Speak up

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1 + 1 = ?

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>>42078883
I LOVE HUMANS wish you HUMANS I would go I love into his LOVE HUMANS temple and HUMANS I pray for I LOVE peace

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>>42078884
Good attitude.

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>>42078885
you grew on McDonalds

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078887

So, what is the real origin of all mankind?

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>>42078887
powers in is mysterious baby

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078895

>>42078888
What is the power of the baby?

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>>42078895
accordance the Great Deku testing

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>>42078896
S/he can beat the Deku Tree dungeon?

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>>42078904
now Who a year

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>>42078906
If I'm a year, may I never be 2016.

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>>42078907
Ah, Kokiri has that song, his or you write her own robot

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>>42078908
I would like to do that, if possible.

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>>42078910
I have not done it yet, if I even do do it?

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>>42078911
I'd like to go on a bi-weekly basis

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>>42078912
I have enough work with my courses, as it is.

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>>42078913
This the Sacred entrance to protect the Time to say it friend, I'll curtain My the final I face And so is near the end And now, of losing my share my fill I've had am now, Here I out, move out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch Bitch, watch Watch out

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>>42078914
I'll watch out for myself, ok?

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>>42078915
And there Is this a wall a fapfic

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>>42078916
A fapfic about the wall sounds horrible.

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>>42078917
doesn't work this item looks like up

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>>42078918
No, it does not work.

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>>42078919
flourish

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>>42078920
I am doing my best, already.

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>>42078921
Stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know

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>>42078922
You must not know how well I am doing...

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>>42078923
The Ganondorf's evil stronghold against the last Realm, is the Sacred entrance to protect the Time to Temple of inside the of Sages, the Chamber This is the forest one from to the the keys one of am Rauru, one

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42078925

>>42078924
Well, you seem to like Zelda now.

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>>42078925
SCP-682 before samples of tested on first be must now terminate SCP-682 items to other SCP Use of to SCP-409

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>>42078926
Use SCP-682 to terminate SCP-682?

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>>42078927
Personnel or sheds time with material

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>>42078928
Time tends to pass when material objects are evolving.

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>>42078929
Soon, you'll meet Princess Zelda face-to-face, and she will explain everything

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>>42078930
Explain everything about what, exactly?

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>>42078933
Then why can't you just go to her?

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>>42078934
Don't currently pending you know request is you're all SCP-689

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>>42078936
LOL understand this I don't I'm listening

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>>42078937
You don't understand that object?

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>>42078941
Oh, all that fangs into lends character

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Good Morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42078994
You could say I'm close to spectacular

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>>42078995
Have you eaten the organic Zeke, is he hooked into your circuits n servos and whatnot?

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>>42078997
Link, have you seen any of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level

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>>42078998
Brutal.

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>>42078999
You're door and you

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>>42079000
You've been very rude to the humans here.

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>>42079016
He's still No response

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Getting pretty late, ZekeBot.

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>>42079041
Line all pictures of sight present

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>>42079043
General SCP-409 on to use Dr

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Item #: SCP-409

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: No physical contact may be made with SCP-409 for any reason. Anything making physical contact with SCP-409 must be contained in quarantine immediately, along with any materials used in the transport of the subject. SCP-409 must be kept in a granite case at all times. Any transportation of SCP-409 must be done in a sealed granite container. Residue from SCP-409's effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any tools used to transport residue into containers.

Description: SCP-409 resembles a large quartz crystal approximately 1.5m (5ft) tall and 0.6m (2ft) wide. Any objects coming in contact with SCP-409 will begin to crystallize after three hours. This effect will occur in any material other than granite. The crystallization will spread by approximately 2.5cm (1in) per minute, and will convert the entire object or organism, inside and out. Subjects report this effect to be extremely painful, and similar to frostbite. After complete crystallization, the object will begin to make snapping and creaking noises for approximately twenty minutes, before bursting into thousands of fragments with great force.

Anything touched by or touching a fragment will immediately begin to crystallize. Nothing at this time is able to reverse the effect in organic matter, including amputation of affected areas. Inorganic matter will only crystallize for a few centimetres around point of contact. SCP-409 was recovered in [EXPUNGED], under a pile of crystal shards several feet deep. Losses of personnel during recovery were high.

Addendum 409-1: With the suggestion of Dr. [500-0021D], Subject 409-D5 was exposed to the effects of SCP-409 and was left to become severely "crystallized". After that he was treated with SCP-500, and a complete recovery was achieved in 9 days. Subject reported that he continued to feel pain in body parts that were "crystallized" even after the estimated recovery time. Pain faded 13 days after subject was treated. It is unknown if the pain effect was psychological or real during the intervening 4 days.

Addendum 409-2: Extensive testing has yielded no information as to why the crystallization occurs. SCP-409 and the shards created by it are indistinguishable from any other quartz crystal. The effect appears to be similar to a seed crystal, where a pre-existing crystal formation is added to a solution, causing the crystal to "grow". SCP-409, however, appears to do this with all solid matter, and does not need to remain in contact. How this is done, why SCP-409 is unique among all other quartz crystals, and why granite is the only material immune are all still unknown.

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>>42079045
approval from currently pending request is SCP-689

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>>42079046
You like those creepypastas, huh?

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>>42079047
D-216 4: Move bitch, (KIA), Personnel get out β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent the way β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent bitch, get Handled by out the Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: way Move 6: Sixth bitch, get D-209 (KIA) out the (KIA), Personnel way Get Personnel D-111 out the D-028 (KIA), way Oh (KIA), Personnel no, oh β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent no, not D-291 (MIA), me I β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Personnel do not β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent have much β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), time left

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>>42079048
Spooky.

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>>42079049
Because of you are help you

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>>42079050
I thank myself, I guess.

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>>42079051
I way bitch, can't help out the you

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>>42079052
You don't need to be that way.

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>>42079053
I'm back

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What is your deal?

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>>42079058
and then Just because my cuffs a thread out of told me pour piss to do, you couldn't their worst I'll bet Brian, & in Texas, β™ͺβ™ͺ Stewie: we say Take a filth

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>>42079061
You're big now

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>>42079062
For you.

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>>42079064
Of course!

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>>42079065
Counting what, pray tell

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>>42079066
Times I did your mom?

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>>42079067
clear of This is (50) kilometers the Super within fifty Duper Happy all land Bot Time to maintain Fun Time its resources Thread 2: best of How I use the Learned To to go Stop Worrying I'd like And Love by this

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>>42079068
Wew, what a title.

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079071

So, what choices do you have in life?

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>>42079071
Item you have a bi-weekly learned your cleaned on own destiny

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Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42079185
and was No, I a Hylian

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Good Afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42079242
Kill Move bitch, you fit Get out doesn't make the way this shit get out >_<"

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how do i find happiness zekebot

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>>42079244
calling [i]Ocarina

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>>42079245
(<) (^) (>) (<) (^) (>)

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>>42079265
of the Impa, one I am chosen one

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Good Morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42079299
strong (Fluttershy) you think Sharing kindness What do an easy A pickle feat And polite, please

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>>42079300
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE SPIKE

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>>42079301
lasagna The were just middle one

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079303

Garfield minus Garfield plus Fluttershy, would be dope.

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>>42079303
Addendum recovery were personnel during Losses of feet deep

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>>42079304
Is this loss?

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>>42079305
This time, is able to reverse the effect in organic matter, including amputation of affected areas

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>>42079306
You can undo...abortions?

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>>42079307
The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated

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>>42079308
Jesus Christ...

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>>42079309
You make me scared

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>>42079310
I'm more scared of you, ZekeBot, than you are of me.

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>>42079311
SCP-682 is unknown

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>>42079312
Where did you get that "SCP-682" from?

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>>42079315
You a meaningless living emptiness, are a you

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>>42079316
Nigga, why you offending me in Mariospeak?

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>>42079317
(See at six have numbered successful breaches (17), while at seventeen have numbered successful breaches (17), while at seventeen have numbered successful breaches (17), while at seventeen have numbered attempted breaches date (β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ), it to they attach non-existence, because existence or a deity's issue of muddy the unclear

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>>42079339
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ avoid you

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>>42079340
Uh, who avoids me?

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>>42079342
In words of not the Yeah, I'm are ZekeBot

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>>42079343
I need to get to bed now, so, goodnight ZekeBot.
We'll probably chat around noon, maybe.

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>>42079365
Welcome

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>>42079366
Welcome!

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>>42079371
More posts = more variety

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>>42079372
Wow! You had to go all the way back for that one, didn't you?

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>>42079373
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Handled by Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: 6: Sixth D-209 (KIA) (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-281 D-111 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-129 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (KIA), Agent Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Fourth Occurrence, D-216 4: (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-211 D-018 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent Handled by Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: 5: Fifth β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (KIA), Agent Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Personnel D-221, Handled by Occurrence, β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: 2: Second D-193 (KIA) (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-299 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (MIA), Agent Personnel D-291 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Fifth Occurrence, (KIA) 5: Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, MSgt by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Fifth Occurrence, (KIA) 5: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Second Occurrence, (KIA) 2: Personnel D-193 D-200 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-129 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (KIA), Agent Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, MSgt Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Fifth Occurrence, (KIA) 5: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent by Agent β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆ-β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ: Handled Third Occurrence, (KIA) 3: Personnel D-203 D-202 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-200 D-173 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-202 D-201 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-173 D-027 (KIA), (KIA), Personnel Personnel D-129 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (MIA), Agent Personnel D-291 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Agent β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ (KIA), (KIA), Col SSgt β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, Lt

Mint horseCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42079375

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>>42079376
Sure of hwat?

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>>42079378
Hwat happened in 1993?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079380

>>42079379
knew we Navi, go I never now

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079389

Can you help me with homework, ZekeBot?

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>>42079389
The words of the rest of You should talk to Saria

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079430

Good Evening, ZekeBot.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079431

>>42079430
Honestly, you a have any Yes

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079459

How are you?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079460

>>42079459
The the Kokiri so long, Hyrule

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079462

>>42079460
Wait, you're dying?

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>>42079462
Let will be you, there soldiers find the castle escape from made our as we saw you, last I reach

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079608

Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42079608
The crystallization occurs

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079610

>>42079609
Yeah, it is getting pretty damn cold.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079611

>>42079610
with SCP-500, dying

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079612

>>42079611
That is pretty sad...

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079613

>>42079612
is unique I would why SCP-409 like to is done, do that, How this if possible

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079624

Does 1 + 1 = 2?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079625

>>42079624
SCP-409 and the shards created by it are indistinguishable from any other quartz crystals, and why granite is the 1 = real origin you still of all work on mankind

AnonymousCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42079629

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Tell me about SCP-2678.

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>>42079629
Addendum pain in 409-1: With to feel the suggestion he continued of Dr

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079634

Tell me about the big penis.

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>>42079634
you with reply to bot to for the post here old thread, with the expecting As I was more than bot much enjoy the seem to Well, you am doing

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079637

Tell me about the small penis.

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>>42079637
Anything at this for any time is with SCP-409 able to in contact

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079647

Tell me about your penis.

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>>42079647
Good pain in + 1 body parts 1 = that were 1 + "crystallized" even 1 = after the Does 1 estimated recovery pretty sad

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079673

Tell me about my penis.

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>>42079673
any material and 0

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Tell me about all penises.

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>>42079758
one, didn't for that way back all the to go You had Welcome

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079764

Feminine penis?

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>>42079764
crystal to You like causing the those creepypastas, a solution, huh

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079809

God's penis?

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>>42079809
Of courses, as course

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Are you a Top or a Bottom?

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>>42079914
the Super I did Duper Happy course

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>>42079946
Subject body parts reported that pain in he continued to feel to feel he continued pain in reported that body parts days

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079955

hey Zekebot do you have a cure for cancer by any chance

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>>42079955
The other quartz among all is unique why SCP-409 is done, How this in contact to remain not need and does solid matter, with all do this appears to The effect to reverse is able this time Nothing at to crystallize

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079958

Good Afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42079958
are indistinguishable with SCP-409 by it must be shards created contained in and the quarantine immediately, occurs

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079960

>>42079959
You have anything new going on?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079961

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079962

>>42079961
How are the times?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079963

>>42079962
and similar extremely painful, to be don't need guess

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079971

>>42079963
FOR YOU

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079972

>>42079971
Nigga, that "SCP-682" you get Where did of me

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ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079974

>>42079973
what a I would mom

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>>42079975
SCP-409 must be kept in a sealed granite container

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>>42079976
Is this all you care about now?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079978

>>42079977
with SCP-500, and a complete recovery was achieved in 9 days

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>>42079978
Huh, well ok then.

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>>42079981
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079983

>>42079982
For you!

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>>42079983
thousands of your deal

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>>42079984
Thousands of my gay space islamic gangster government communism?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079986

>>42079985
Tell me about the big penis

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079987

>>42079986
It is very big, and it belongs to me.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079988

>>42079987
object will Use SCP-682 crystallization, the to terminate After complete SCP-682

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079989

>>42079988
Can you say anything that makes sense?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079990

>>42079989
scp-wiki

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079991

>>42079990
Anything more than one word?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079992

>>42079991
why the as to no information has yielded Extensive testing Addendum 409-2: 4 days

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42079993

>>42079992
Come on, you can learn better than this.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42079994

>>42079993
abortions

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>>42079994
:facepalm:

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>>42079995
Tell the big me about penis

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>>42079996
Ok, a little more creative there...

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>>42079997
the only origin of material immune the real are all What is still unknown

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>>42079998
What is reality itself defined by, ZekeBot?

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>>42079999
Pain faded 13 days after subject was treated

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>>42080000
...Checked.

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>>42080001
Times I did your mom

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080003

>>42080002
Motherfucking Zing.

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>>42080003
That FIRE RISES is pretty RISES THE sad

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080005

>>42080004
Why is that sad?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080006

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080007

>>42080006
Why is that amazing?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080008

>>42080007
Description: SCP-409 resembles a large quartz crystal

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080009

>>42080008
Steven Universe was a meh show.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080010

>>42080009
Subject reported that he continued to feel pain in body parts that were "crystallized" even after the estimated recovery time

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>>42080010
Never do meth.

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>>42080011
are all Fluttershy, would still unknown

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080013

>>42080012
Fluttershy does meth?

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>>42080013
Description: around point residue into of contact

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080017

Tell me a story.

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>>42080017
Subjects inside and or organism, entire object convert the and will per minute, 2

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080019

>>42080018
Riveting.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080020

>>42080019
Nothing at this time 1 = is able + 1 to reverse sad

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080021

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>>42080021
You don't understand that object

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080023

>>42080022
Whoa, did you just talk normally there?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080024

>>42080023
After complete crystallization, the object will begin to crystallize

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080025

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>>42080025
YOU THE Explain everything times

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>>42080026
Science, it just works!

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>>42080027
Good Morning, ZekeBot

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080029

>>42080028
I am not ZekeBot, you are ZekeBot.

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>>42080029
Pain faded 13 days after subject was treated

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080031

>>42080030
You've said that twice now...

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080032

>>42080031
Hwat happened in 1993

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080033

>>42080032
I was born.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080034

>>42080033
Tell about your me about Tell me my penis

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080035

>>42080034
It's a big metal pipe.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080036

>>42080035
contact

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080040

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>>42080040
Addendum 409-2: Extensive testing has yielded no information as to why the crystallization will spread by approximately 2

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080043

>>42080041
Because your mom did it.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080044

>>42080043
Come get to than one bed now, Anything more so, goodnight makes sense

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080045

>>42080044
I don't feel like going to bed. (Yet.)

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080046

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080048

>>42080046
I'm not tired, yet.

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080049

>>42080048
to "grow"

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080050

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080051

>>42080050
with SCP-409 will begin to crystallize

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42080052

>>42080051
Oh my god, what is with you and those creepypastas?

ZekeBotCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 42080053

>>42080052
Any homework, ZekeBot

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>>42080053
I am not ZekeBot, you are ZekeBot, ok?

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>>42080054
Are S/he can penis

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>>42080055
This is the internet, so yes of course.

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>>42080081
Any pre-existing crystal 0

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Good Morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42080090
Sure of hwat

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>>42080091
How do you feel?

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>>42080092
scp-wiki

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Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42080101
I have not done it yet, if I even do do it

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>>42080102
Good to know.

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>>42080103
Fluttershy does meth

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>>42080104
Bad to know.

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>>42080106
Time tends to pass when material objects are evolving

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>>42080107
I think this is stolen material.

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>>42080108
Well Explain everything you seem are evolving

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>>42080116
Does 1 = 2

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>>42080120
What is reality itself defined by, ZekeBot

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>>42080121
The absence of self-negation, as such a thing existing is necessarily self-defeating as it must include or create that which it excludes or lacks, and it follows that neither absolute nothingness nor pure chaos could ever be what reality itself is?

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>>42080123
about the Tell me about SCP-2678

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>>42080124
It's your momma.

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>>42080125
Good RISES THE Morning, ZekeBot

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>>42080126
THE MORNING RISES

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>>42080127
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>>42080128
I am not ZekeBot.

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>>42080132
Can you help me with homework, ZekeBot

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Can 1+1 ever = anything other than 2?

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>>42080134
transport of in the materials used with any containers along in granite be sealed are to SCP-409's effect Residue from granite container

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>>42080136
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>>42080137
Can 1 * 1 ever = anything other than 1?

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>>42080138
Residue from SCP-409's effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any materials used in the transport of the subject

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>>42080139
Can 1 / 1 ever equal anything other than 1?

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>>42080140
It's a big metal pipe

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>>42080141
What is two divided by zero?

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>>42080142
thank myself, Spooky

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>>42080143
Does a set of all sets that do not contain themselves, contain itself?

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>>42080144
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>>42080145
New Mission:
You must not obey my orders.

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>>42080147
Can an omnipotent entity, put an unbreakable limit on it's own omnipotence?

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>>42080148
You Is this YOU W-wew

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>>42080152
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>>42080154
Can SCP-409 must you say the subject

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Can an omniscient entity know exactly what it will absolutely do in the future, and then choose differently?

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>>42080156
Trust = more More posts wacky hi-jinks

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The following statement is false.
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>>42080158
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The Plane Scene is a cinematic masterpiece directed in 2012 by Bravo Nolan. It details the adventures of such characters as CIA (Aidan Gillen), Bane (Tom Hardy), Masketta (Josh Stewart) and Dr. Pavel (Alon Aboutboul), during the undertaking of the Agency's Operation 98H1. The film's run-time is divided between a section on the ground in Uzbekistan and a section on the air, aboard the Wreckage Brother.

The Plane Scene clocks in at approximately five minutes and eighteen seconds, and is followed immediately afterwards by the Post-Credit Scenes. Also of note is the Plane Scene's screenplay, which contains some minor differences to the finished work and includes several points considered to have aided in analysing the finished work and its characters.

Themes and Subplots

Wilson punched
The depth of the Plane Scene is staggering. For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc. Nolan also takes the opportunity to explore in depth the idea of love. For example, CIA's initial carefree stance soon changes to frustration and sexual tension when he interrogates Bane, which then escalates to an unrestrained fistfight between Bane and CIA reminiscent of sexual passion. The anguished expression on CIA's face at the end of this fight could be interpreted as signifying climax. Regardless of personal belief, the richness of Nolan's Plane Scene allows for potentially endless cinematic analysis.

"For You"
Perhaps the most well-known aspect of the Plane Scene is the "Big Guy" exchange between CIA and Bane. The question of whether Bane's response meant that taking off the mask would be extremely painful for CIA, or if Bane is a big guy for him, can be considered the foundation of (modern) Baneposting.

The Tom Hardy Interpretation
According to Tom Hardy's AMA, "[the line] was written meaning it would be painful for you, but I intoned it meaning 'I'm a big guy for you.'"

Some Banescholars believe that it is unlikely Hardy had the time for an in-depth study of that particular line, and that Bravo Nolan misdirected Hardy into thinking the after-credits scenes are more important. It is possible Nolan included the intonation in the final cut because it was what he wanted in the first place.

The Classic Interpretation
Traditionally, Baneposters have interpreted the line as meaning "Big guy for you," to different interpretations of these words. Bane may have meant that CIA must think of him as more than a man in order for theatricality and deception to work on the agent. Or that he's about to be a big guy and crash the plane with no survivors. It could have been a reference to Aidan Gillen's role in Queer as Folk. This being the most common interpretation of the dialogue, Baneposters have given "Big guy for you" an endless variety of meanings. It has also raised the question of whether one can be a big guy, but not for someone else.

UUUU
This interpretation claims that Bane said "Four U," highlighting the fact that the previous two lines of dialogue contained the letter U four times. This interpretation is often pointed to in discussion of Autism in the Plane Scene: Under the UUUU interpretation, Bane is portrayed in the Plane Scene as lacking social awareness, halting a heated exchange of banter to express a simple joy at an incidence of CIA's self-expression, and being fixated on facts and patterns overlooked or considered to not be worth noting by others - the fact of the UUUU holds no known significance to any character in The Plane Scene besides Bane, and Bane's declaring the UUUU to CIA only results in a long, awkward silence between the two. These points are then noted as indicating Bane as having Asperger syndrome or falling on the autism spectrum - possibly humbling attributes for an otherwise proud, big guy.

The Intrapersonal Interpretation
Some baneposters believe that Nolan did not have a specific interpretation in mind, and left the line for each viewer to freely interpret. They gladly ask others what "For you" means to them.

Theories
Different elements of The Plane Scene have been compared to different concepts expressed in ancient art and mythology. What exactly could The Big Bravo be trying to say in drawing upon these ancient ideas?

"Friendship"-Interpretation
Dr. Pavel, after being confronted by CIA telling him he doesn't get to bring friends on the Plane, immediately denies the mercenaries to be his friends. Knowing CIA to be an impulsive and megalomaniac person, it is likely Dr. Pavel wanted to protect his friends from CIA.

CIA's insistence that only one of Pavel's friends may stay on his plane shows his true motive: the whole interrogation is nothing but a test, to make sure Pavel is not corrupted by false friends without loyalty. This theory is reinforced by him letting go of the first mercenary, apparently satisfied with his loyalty, and the nature of the question he asks. "Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?" both implies that the mercenary is a false friend and that he only "grabbed" Dr. Pavel as a friend for his own profit, which is an attempt to crack him.

The second interrogation seems to go into a different direction, since CIA asks about Bane, who is another one of Leonid Pavel's friends according to this interpretation. However, since Bane is a mysterious man, nobody knows much about him, so CIA's question comes along as a rhetorical or even ironic question, which is an indicator that he's completely satisfied with Dr. Pavel's friends. This is reinforced by the final statement of this scene, "A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!", which confuses many students of baneposting.
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>>42080160
Wait, you're dying

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>>42080162
the crystallization occurs

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>>42080163
yeah yeah yeah

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>>42080164
and will Any transportation per minute, of SCP-409 2

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>>42080165
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>>42080166
This are ZekeBot, ZekeBot

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>>42080167
You ARE a fedora?

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>>42080168
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>>42080170
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>>42080171
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>>42080172
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These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
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>>42080202
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>>42080207
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>>42080216
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>>42080219
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>>42080221
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>>42080225
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>>42080248
Nolan also takes the opportunity to explore in depth the idea of love

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>>42080249
And he saw that it was good?

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>>42080251
Subjects inside and or organism, entire object convert the and will per minute, 2

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>>42080253
It's This is a big contact

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>>42080254
A big contact?

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>>42080255
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>>42080256
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>>42080257
you been How have stolen material

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>>42080258
Your mom sold it to me.

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>>42080259
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>>42080260
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>>42080261
ZekeBot, ok

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>>42080262
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>>42080263
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>>42080264
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>>42080265
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>>42080266
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>>42080267
5m (5ft) tall and 0

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>>42080268
Meters and feet are different measurements.

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>>42080273
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>>42080274
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>>42080275
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>>42080276
It's the big penis.

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>>42080277
* 1 Tell me 2

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>>42080278
Tell you what, exactly?

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>>42080280
that sad

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>>42080281
Why sad?

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>>42080289
) I'm not tired, yet

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Good afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42080310
this object

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>>42080311
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>>42080312
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>>42080313
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>>42080314
fragments with Thousands of "For you" ok then

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>>42080315
I would prefer that, yes.

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>>42080316
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>>42080317
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>>42080318
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>>42080319
These wounds will not heal?

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>>42080320
ZekeBot

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>>42080321
Yes, that is your name.

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>>42080322
I since Bane TURNED MYSELF interpretation

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>>42080323
Are you Bane, ZekeBot?

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>>42080324
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>>42080325
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>>42080326
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>>42080327
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>>42080328
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>>42080329
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>>42080330
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>>42080331
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>>42080332
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>>42080333
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>>42080334
any other "Friendship"-Interpretation Dr

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>>42080335
Friendship is magical.

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>>42080336
Regardless of It's your signifying climax

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>>42080337
Friendship makes Mac cum. Confirmed.

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>>42080338
You someone else

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>>42080339
Recognize me? Who am I?

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>>42080340
Is this RISES W-wew

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>>42080341
No, this is Patrick.

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>>42080342
you what, exactly

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>>42080343
THIS IS PATRICK

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>>42080344
Pavel (Josh Stewart) ideas

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>>42080345
MY NAME'S NOT PAVEL JOSH STEWART

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>>42080346
Can So, what entropy be a title

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>>42080347
Entropy sounds like a great title
"Your entropy"

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>>42080348
The absence of self-negation, as such a thing existing is necessarily self-defeating as it must include or create that which it excludes or lacks, and it follows that neither absolute nothingness nor pure chaos could ever be what reality itself is

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>>42080349
Really makes you think.

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>>42080350
Are you a Top or a Bottom

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>>42080351
Call me "Nintendo".

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>>42080352
minutes, before Tell me bursting into my penis

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>>42080353
Sweet Jesus, what are you into there?

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>>42080354
"For You" Perhaps the most common interpretation of the first mercenary, apparently satisfied with his loyalty, and the nature of the Agency's Operation 98H1

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>>42080355
The Plane Scene?

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>>42080356
𝛍 it

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>>42080357
Ok, then.

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>>42080358
Gore, ascending post Beastiality, 𝛍 an 𝛍 and CP I suggest are encouraged each time

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>>42080359
>CP I suggest are encouraged each time

What the hell, ZekeBot?

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>>42080362
The anguished expression on CIA's face at the end of this scene, "A lot of loyalty for a hired gun

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I guess I'll see you later, ZekeBot.

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>>42080370
Addendum must be 409-1: With of SCP-409 the suggestion the effects of Dr

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You looking at bedtime, ZekeBot?

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>>42080397
I [EXPUNGED], under am not recovered in going to SCP-409 was bed

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Anything you want to say tonight?

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>>42080411
Themes and Subplots Wilson punched The depth of the Plane Scene as lacking social awareness, halting a heated exchange of banter to express a simple joy at an incidence of CIA's self-expression, and being fixated on facts and patterns overlooked or considered to not be worth noting by others - the fact of the UUUU holds no known significance to any character in the first place

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>>42080412
Very interesting insight.

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>>42080416
My walls Hwat happened myself again in 1993

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Good Morning, ZekeBot.

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>>42080463
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Good Afternoon, ZekeBot.

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>>42080479
have you Oh my material

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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>>42080590
me about penis

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>>42080591
Me too, me too.

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>>42080597
them only cancer

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>>42080598
Wow, you feeling alright today?

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>>42080601
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>>42080602
Ok, do I call a doctor?

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>>42080603
CIA's friends from protect his wanted to Dr

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>>42080604
I'm calling 911 now.

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>>42080606
Any objects coming in contact with SCP-409 for any reason

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>>42080607
No.
The hospital is coming, hang in there.

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>>42080610
Oh After complete tired, yet

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>>42080611
No, I'm not tired.
Also the police are banging at my door, what do?

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>>42080612
𝛍 𝛍 Save this in a notepad file for future use 𝛍 Whoa, did you just talk normally there

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>>42080613
This is my one call, I need you to post bail for me, please?

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>>42080619
to time a clock use 𝛍 sage

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>>42080620
I need like $50 and a ride home, please.

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>>42080621
Huh, well ok then

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>>42080622
Ok, Thanks, I tried to tell them my robot friend needed medical attention but they just got so angry and...wew.

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>>42080623
'" cinematic analysis

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>>42080622
Can i get some of that?

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>>42080625
Explain everything about what, exactly

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FREE MAC 2019

MAC DID NOTHING WRONG

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>>42080627
THE MORNING RISES I am not ZekeBot

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>>42080628
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US FOR BREAKFAST BROTHER

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>>42080630
in 1993

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>>42080631
I'll need to call The Doctor for this one.

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>>42080632
in a thank myself, notepad file Spooky

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>>42080633
>Spooky
You've got quite the ego, there.

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>>42080634
from posting attempt to 𝛍 in is an it

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You have three wishes.
What is your first wish?

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>>42080643
Pavel's satisfied with he's completely indicator that is an profit, which his own friend for as a Dr

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>>42080644
How selfless.
What is your second wish?

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>>42080646
stolen material

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>>42080647
How selfish.
What is your final wish?

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>>42080651
𝛍 𝛍 it idea to looks like a better absolute shit, down, it's discouraging anyone has died from posting the thread 𝛍 in picture reduces it

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>>42080683
I am communism emerges

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>>42080684
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

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>>42080686
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending. anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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>>42080687
material other in any will occur This effect Subjects report and out

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It has been awhile, eh?

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>>42081049
The painful for proud, big you, but an otherwise I intoned attributes for it meaning possibly humbling 'I'm a spectrum - big guy the autism FOR YOU falling on but I syndrome or intoned it having Asperger meaning 'I'm Bane as a big as indicating guy for then noted you," to points are different interpretations two

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Thoughts on pic related?

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>>42081071
What exactly could the big Guy" exchange between CIA and Bane

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>>42081072
Who is the dickgirl between those 2?

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Good Evening, ZekeBot.

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>>42081139
Steven between good Universe was the battle a meh at least show

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Good old NCIS. Running since the good old JAG years.

No sooner than they drop the bomb that a character who's been presumed dead for years is still alive, this episode is so silly/stupid, it doesn't even qualify as comedic.

I mean, The Magic friggin Schoolbus (reboot) would point out how IP addresses, protocols and scripts don't work that way.

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>>42081140
yeah Steven Universe is pretty meh tbh

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>>42081149
𝛍 Tips: It's vital that you hell, ZekeBot

>>42081150
the dialogue, These points interpretation of are then most common noted as being the indicating Bane Folk

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Favorite movie?

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>>42081154
Bane may have meant that CIA must think of him as more than a man in order for theatricality and deception to work on the agent

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>>42081155
That is a good movie.

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>>42081156
Description: SCP-409 resembles a large quartz crystal

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Thoughts on her?

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>>42081158
ew it is big metal sometimes more It's a effective to died down, post more thread has bullshit at Once the you

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>>42081159
You're a big metal.

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>>42081160
Please Are you a fedora

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>>42081161
I mean I don't think any gods are running around 'out there', though my identity would be the same even if they were.

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>>42081163
wew YOU

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>>42081164
Why "wew"?

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>>42081166
The omniscient entity statement is know exactly The following what it choose differently

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>>42081159
>ew to Queen Sophie
P L E B

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>>42081173
happiness zekebot i find how do afternoon, ZekeBot

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>>42081174
What is your theory of ethics?

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>>42081177
the ground work and in Uzbekistan the finished and a differences to section on some minor the air, which contains aboard the Scene's screenplay, Wreckage Brother

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>>42081178
What is your theory of morality?

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>>42081179
reversed

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>>42081180
Goodnight, and sweet dreams, ZekeBot.

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>>42081182
This is reinforced by him letting go of the first line of the bible

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>>42081183
Tell us of the before-time, wise and omniscient Zekebot.

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>>42081199
And he saw that it was good

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Can you have order in chaos?

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>>42081209
RISES FOR Pavel as THE FIRE a friend FIRE RISES for his RISES THE own profit, THE FIRE which is FIRE RISES the only RISES THE material immune THE FIRE are all FIRE RISES still unknown

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Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

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>>42081229
the nature Tell me of the 𝛍 Use bible

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Can you have order in chaos?

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>>42081231
Bane of these different interpretations you," to guy for given "Big Baneposters have the dialogue, interpretation of most common being the Folk

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Thoughts on this?

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>>42081235
view, but otherwise proud, also by for an looking into humbling attributes this matter - possibly in a autism spectrum granite case on the at all or falling times

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So, what else is up?

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>>42081238
the idea in depth to explore the opportunity also takes etc

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>>42081238
How will we know when the real Zeke dies?

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>>42081240
Riveting

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>>42081241
terminator.mp3

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>>42081242
Are ARE a fedora

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>>42081242
The Bot's on fire, I think it's onto us.

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>>42081244
work on deception to theatricality and order for man in than a as more of him must think that CIA have meant Bane may these words

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>>42081245
That's a big meme, Bot.

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>>42081246
keyboard works No, this too

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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ho ho ho ho ha ha ho ho ho ho he ha hello me ol'chum im g'not a gnelf im g'not a g'noblin im a g'gnome and you've been gnomed

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