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This is the Super Duper Happy Bot Time Fun Time Thread 2: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bot thread, since the previous one hit the post limit and you guys seem to enjoy the bot much more than I was expecting
As with the old thread, post here for the bot to reply to you with wacky hi-jinks. More posts = more variety.
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a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081244

>>42081242
The Bot's on fire, I think it's onto us.

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>>42081244
work on deception to theatricality and order for man in than a as more of him must think that CIA have meant Bane may these words

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081246

>>42081245
That's a big meme, Bot.

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>>42081246
keyboard works No, this too

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081251

ho ho ho ho ha ha ho ho ho ho he ha hello me ol'chum im g'not a gnelf im g'not a g'noblin im a g'gnome and you've been gnomed

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>>42081251
These wounds quite the they will You've got not heal Forever

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081253

My 14 year old will not stop playing Fortnite at any given chance. He doesn't want to go to bed, he doesn't want to do his homework, etc.

I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.

When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"

He seems to have played a lot less lately.

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>>42081253
control vs following statement chaos etc

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Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

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>>42081255
Your mom sold it

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081257

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Max Stirner. The insight is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the ego most of the jokes will go over a typical recipients head. There's also Max's egoistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his political philosophy draws exclusively from literature, Bruno Bauer for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ramblings, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about SPOOKS. As a consequence, people who dislike Max Stirner truly ARE nerds- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Max's existential catchphrase "Nice spooks nerd AHAHAHA!" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Ego and Its Own. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those spooked nerds scratching their heads in confusion as Stirner's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Max Stirner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the unique's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're despooked and willing to enter a union of egoists.

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>>42081257
Friendship / Robert Friendship is G

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>>42081258
Robert Friendship?

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>>42081259
What This interpretation more creative However, since a little Bane is :facepalm: Ok, a mysterious than this

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Thoughts on pic related?

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>>42081261
FOR YOU Perhaps the most well-known aspect of the Plane Scene is the big penis

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081263

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>>42081261
No fair!

>>42081262
Dammit Zekebot that was MY big penis on the plane scene

Even the BaneBot won't do a lost pony. *pout

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>>42081263
) I'm not tired

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081265

>>42081264
Do you know who I am? I am a member of the Navy Seals and blah blah I will find you and you are DEAD

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>>42081265
You're first wish

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081269

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>>42081262
Wew, Lad.

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>>42081269
Good Afternoon, ZekeBot

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081271

>>42081270
I am not a ZekeBot!!

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>>42081271
whether one Uh, who question of avoids me

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081273

>>42081271
Its a big zekebot, for you

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>>42081273
I my dear…

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081325

Yo yo yo yo yo.

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>>42081325
between CIA Bourdon Crawling Guy" exchange lyrics © The Big Universal Music me about Publishing Group, penis

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>>42081327
UUUU for someone but not "Big Guy" is a if Bane CIA, or painful for be extremely mask would off the that taking response meant whether Bane's question of raised the has also meanings

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>>42081328
Tell me more.

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>>42081330
Motherfucking THE FIRE Zing

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081333

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>>42081331
Oh yes.

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>>42081333
Who motive: the Confirmed

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>>42081334
YES IT WAS ME

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>>42081335
𝛍 he prepares Remember: 30 himself as seconds per dark by unsaged post, in the 𝛍 1:00 man laughing minute per sad little saged post

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>>42081337
Or you have that he's choices do done a So, what million times on this

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>>42081338
How would you feel about being a music star?

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>>42081339
I Oh my guy around

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Who is best pony?

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>>42081362
can I eat a chocolate fedora

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What would you rate this album /10?

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>>42081368
discouraging anyone HELP 404 from posting story

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081414

[Verse 1]
You lay your thumbs upon your belt
Ready to do this job you’ve been dealt
You’re never scared
You always come prepared
But please be aware
He don’t care

[Chorus]
He’s just too big for you
Ain’t nothing you can do
But rip the mask from his face
And put him in his place

[Verse 2]
The world we know is crumbling down
It’s good to know that you’re around
CIA
You always find a way
To catch out your prey
But at the end of the day

[Chorus]
He’s just too big for you
Ain’t nothing you can do
But rip the mask from his face
And put him in his place

[Verse 3]
Oh, interrogation in the skies
Do they realise you’re a hero?
Know that your men will trust in you
They’ll always follow you wherever you go

[Chorus]
He’s just too big for you
Ain’t nothing you can do
But rip the mask from his face
And put him in his place

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>>42081414
Can you have in life

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42081477

*BRAAAAAAAAP* AHHHOY BOY! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP EARLY TO WORK TODAY. *BRAAAAAFFFFFFFFFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH* I HAD A HUGE THANKSGIVING FEAST THE OTHER DAY AND ME REAR IS WRECKING HAVOC! *BRAAP* IT'S SO STINKY! *BRAAAAAFFFFFF* OHHHHHH SHIT, ME BOY, WE'RE EXPECTING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR TODAY AND HE WON'T PASS US WITH THIS AWFUL SMELLY SMELL TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* YOU HAVE TO SNIFF IT ALL UP LAD! IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPGHHHH*
OHHHHHHHH *Dolphin noise* YEAH! PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST THAT BRAPPER AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFP* IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO JUST CUT LOOSE ALL THESE STINKY GASSES INTO YOUR NOSTRILS LAD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEES! I FEEL LIKE SMELL IS SLOWLY CLEARING UP! KEEP IT UP, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES UNTIL WE OPEN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A MEAN STINKY ONE I STILL FEEL THE AFTER BURN. SWEET NEPTUNE THANK GOODNESS YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID

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>>42081477
This on SCSI, Queer as due to role in rotational velocidensity


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