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blog thread I guess Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid:   42077132[View All]

EDIT: I decided I don't want to dwell on the stress from the day so I deleted my massive greentext, but I'll keep this thread here for other people.

How the hell has your day been /oat/
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AustroSpikeCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42089553

>>42089480
>>42089516
Oh wow, didn't realize you were this far in. Feels great, don't it?

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089557

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>>42089541
I don't think I ever read that book, unfortunately.

>>42089553
Feels great man.

!Vilci..jP.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42089573

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I'm walking around again! I'm not supposed to walk for more than ten minutes at a time, I'm trying really hard to stick with it. It's tricky not to keep going once I'm already up.
I've had sooooo maaaaany friends and my sister and eeeeveryone coming over to see me. We've been having so much fun and I've been just getting to relax and feel happy and complete.
Right now I'm in bed with one of my gfs watching She-Ra, which is actually quite good. I'm hoping it holds up as the seasons progress, I'm so invested already!

FCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42089587

>>42089573
Good to hear that it is going in the right direction.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089589

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089591

>>42089573
Excellent news, sounds like your recovery is going just as it should.

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A moment of silence please for my Maratac Tactical Landing Light. At some point recently the battery leaked acid and corroded the hell out of the internals.

It was a most excellent little lamp, suppose I'm going to have to get another one.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089685

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Goddamn, I like General Tso's Chicken.
Also, this passport business better be solved soon.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42089767

Mom will have been at work for around 16 hours today all day since early morning and into tomorrow evening.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090039

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>when your remaining family threatens to collapse because a parking space was filled and a text message was misunderstood

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090143

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Well, something stable enough to be workable was made, again.

Mk17!!TrixieCountry code: ponies-trixie.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090145

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>>42090143
Glad to hear it.

WillCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090174

I can't sleep, help me please

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>>42090174
Melatonin?

SnowbellCountry code: ponies-luna.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090309

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I got another cahh. A 2012 ford Escape. It has air conditioning, very fancy.

Hubert!Zn.OKn9A2oCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090316

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>>42090309
>It has air conditioning
But does it have airbags?

How many miles does it have on it? And how many bodies?

SnowbellCountry code: ponies-luna.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090319

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>>42090316

Yes!
64,500
Maybe.

!Vilci..jP.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090578

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Went to a party/BBQ at a gf's house, which was like, the first time I was able to really leave the house all day. Only because she helped so much! She made sure there would always be couches for me to lay on and rest, she let me take breaks in her room, etc.

There was even this one moment later in the night where I retired to her room to dilate, and she was like, "Hey, there are only five people still here, and they said they're okay watching you stick stuff up your vagina if you're comfortable with that and it means you'll stay in the room and watch anime with us."
So that's what we did and it was lovely. It's nice to know people well enough that you're all cool with embracing each other's medically required lewd stuff.

Mythix(pchans supervillian)!wG1CV58ydQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090581

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I got a Honda. Wanna see?

Macaroni (Mobile) !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090582

Mythix(pchans supervillian)!wG1CV58ydQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090594

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>>42090581

I had a 1986 Honda Gyro at work today. It was adorable. Is basically a chainsaw with wheels.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090685

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>ask my brother if he'd ever want to go bowling with me
>he says maybe but the bowling place near here is $35 per person, for one game
>this would make it $70 plus whatever tax for a single game of bowling together or even more if I wanted to bring any friends
fuck that shit, if I'm gonna spend THAT much money on something recreational I should just get concert tickets.
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a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090740

>>42090685
Bowling should be a few dollars a game per person plus a few bux for shoes if you dont have your own.

Mint horseCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42090744

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I just got my new Rose Gold, 64GB, iPhone 6s, £145. The camera on this thing is surprisingly amazing.

SnowbellCountry code: ponies-luna.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090748

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It is really hard to shop online for men's silk shirts that don't look like they were rejected from a 1980's music video featuring gay bodybuilders roller-blading on a beach in California.

You're not fooling me internet, that is not a shirt. It is a neon pink sports bra.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42090758

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>finally got all the ACs into the house and running

SnowbellCountry code: ponies-luna.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091069

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So I had an exciting happening at work today. The last few weeks now they've had me come in on Tuesdays to take pictures of cars for internet sales, well today I was also tasked with photographing some campers. I got to one and as I approached the door I heard a high-pitched monotone alarm going off. I opened the door, peered inside and a stank like cat piss wafted out at me. My brain, half-cooked from the sun took a moment to connect these two things together before it finally clicked that the thing was leaking propane somewhere. Well since inhaling noxious fumes, exploding and burning are three of my least favorite things to do I latched the door open, retreated and called the mechanic to come have a look. by the time he came around most of the fumes had dissipated, we checked the propane tanks, one was completely turned off and the other was on by only perhaps an eighth of a turn which meant it should have been off too. The alarm was still going off though so we went around the thing trying to figure out how to silence it. Since I was pretty sure we weren't going to explode now I went to turn on the exhaust fan over the stove, reasoning that that is where the leak originated, when I flipped the switch the fan didn't come on but the alarm immediately turned off. I flipped the switch back off and the alarm sounded again. So now thoroughly confused we decided to just keep an eye on the damn thing and go back to what we were doing.

Matoi!Ryuuko.T1.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091231

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I had a dream the other night that Poppy gave me drugs and sucked my dick but because I hadn't jerked off in three months I came immediately, and because of the drugs I puked all over her. She was pretty upset afterwards and I was worried she'd leave me. I also remember being nervous she was taking my soul to hell.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091244

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>that awesome feel when you do a huge grocery shopping after like half a month and finally have plenty of food in the house

AustroSpikeCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091262

>>42091244
Do you mooch? I do groceries twice a week at least.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091263

>>42091262
No, I don't mooch at all. It might be because I don't really eat as much as most people.

kadenzaCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091266

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Just got back from a checkup with my surgeon, everything went pretty darn great, things are healing excellently.
Unfortunately, due to a minor complication, I still can't have sex til like a month from now, which sucks. I expected I might end up being late on the whole sex thing due to my low pain tolerance anyway, so I guess I'm not shocked. Just slightly disappointed because there was of course going to be some congratulatory sex if she cleared me for it today, lol.
Otherwise I am 110% good, she was really impressed by my progress.
My friends are still gonna come over tomorrow and cheer me up in platonic ways!

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091297

>>42091296
Non-vaginal sex?

!Vilci..jP.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091300

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>>42091297
I was expected to be cleared for vaginal sex today, but it turns out I've gotta wait the extra month. She recommends I don't let anyone perform cunnilingus on me or anything either until that month is up.
I am allowed to masturbate, but I'm advised to take it easy and be prepared for pain if it gets too rough.
I've masturbated a couple times now, to completion, and holy shit it's the best thing ever, nothing I've ever experienced is close to how good this is jesus christ wow <3

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091308

>>42091300
Hugz!

Good things come to those who wait!

SirryCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091331

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>>42091300
how did they make you a vajeen? I'm genuinely interested

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>>42091331
Basically they cut up the garbage I didn't want and used it as the new pieces - a bunch of inverted penile skin and a cap of scrotum for the vaginal walls, the tip of the penis for the clitoris, scrotum for labia minora etc. The urethra was just straight up moved.
They built the vagina around a big piece of plastic that they shoved deep inside me, so that it would keep its shape as it healed. How deep it was is based on how much material they had to work with, so bigger penis = deeper vagina.
I have a very deep vagina 😎

At least that's the gist of it. I have a PDF they gave me that's literally a list of every single thing they did, in order, because surgeons have to notate everything apparently.
I'm a medical nerd so the whole process was super fascinating and I was feeling out about the specifics.

In other news, I have converted yet another person to the holy religion of Keyforge! Pic is her playing against one of my friends, with me coaching her 😸
Her deck is fascinating, tons of weird non-reap æmber production. And a couple huge Giants to hold the enemy off and fuel the buggies. It's fucking terrific.

WillCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091524

Been a long time since I came here (5 months until I'm 18, lol help)

Woke up to go to college (Half days are the fucking bomb)
Took my tablet (Pill) beforehand (Social anxiety is a bitch)
Did nothing but watch films and listen to Blur, Focus, The Specials and Portishead
Went home
Had stuff to eat because I'm a skinny prick
Contemplated in making a commentary video (LOL PYROCYNICAL RIPOFF)
Tried cider
Spent hours listening to music and watching YouTube videos
Came here
Can't sleep
Having my hair cut tomorrow

SirryCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091560

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>>42091352
intredasting...

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>>42091560
I know! I hope to be performing surgeries of my own in the future, albeit on animals, and I just love how fascinating and complex it all is, and how such elegant practical solutions are used.
I mean, I'll just be doing routine medical stuff I'm sure, so nothing quite as fancy, but... I can't wait to get to college in the fall and start learning more. Stuff like this gets my brain all excited!

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091603

Meditation is going great for me. When I find a really good guided meditation video on youtube, I can get into this deep relaxed state where it's like I'm having a sort of colorful psychedelic vision in my mind with my eyes closed. It feels like getting closer to the soul of the universe, or something. I need to hurry up and read some more daoism books.

algolCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091737

>>42091562
I've always heard if you want to do more than neuter/spray and handle ticks for most of your work, the real excitement in veterinarianism is in livestock.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091738

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>buy popcorn
>accidentally bought the "snack size"
>mfw

algolCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091739

>>42091738
>american_problems.jpeg

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091740

>>42091739
they're too smol

Zeke RoaCountry code: ponies-moondancer.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091741

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>>42091738
Buy several snack sizes

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVYCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42091742

>>42091741
I did, a whole box of them, but I can't be bothered to pop two bags

WillCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42091764

Woke up after having my hay fever skullfuck me. Listening to Lily Allen and typing this on here while also voice acting and making a shit commentary video...


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