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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "fortnight" and i want to become goodest player like ninja I play with 400 ping on brazilian server and am level 200. pls no copy pasterino my story

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XD

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SIDES ARE LE GONE HOLY SHIT LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOO MAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS LE BESTEST HUMOR XDD I LOV IRONY AND LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT LE KILLS MY LELES I LOVE COCK I WANT A COCK

*unsheathes katana*
wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*farts*
*raises paw*
hhmmmmmmmmm.......

I AM SIMPLY ERIC, ERIC SIMPLY…

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LELELELELE PCFATS WILL ENVER ENVER EVER NEVER HAVE LE GAME LIEK LE PSTRIPULL XD LE NO GAME NO LOS VIDEOJUEGOS ME GUSTA LOS IRONYJUEGOS XD *TIPS ME FEDORA* LE FARTS IN UR HAND

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YOU GOT BTFO NERD
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SCREENCAPPED FOR LATER LULZ
I"M GONNA POST IT ON 4CHAN AND WERE GONNA LAUGH AT WHAT A NERD YOU ARE
AHAHA HEAR YOU GO CALLING HIS CRITIQUE SHIT AND HE JUST TURNS AROUND BTFOS YOU
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FUCKING CHRIST GONNA NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN LMFAO
YOU GOT MESSED UP SO GOOD YOU DESERVE MEDICAL MARIJAUNA

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AEIOU
AEIOU
AEIOU
HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CANADA
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moon.

Mk17Country code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42070693

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>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
>Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
>Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
>He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
>Just as the founding fathers intended.

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>>42070693
lol every time

Mythix!wG1CV58ydQCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42070699

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Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending. anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070701

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>>42070693
Pure poetry, i want this home defense system.

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070702

>>42070689
Car hitler was obviously a porsche.

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070706

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>42070706
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

Chewy!!Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070711

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy traps. Their physique is extremely delicate, and without a solid grasp of theoretical biology most of the fine details of their body will go over a typical wanker's head. There's also traps' androgynous outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their frail body draws heavily from lolis, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the beauty of these individuals, to realise that they're not just straight- they are sometimes more straight than WOMEN. As a consequence people who dislike traps truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the beauty in traps' teasing photos where you have to guess whether they're female or not, which itself is a cryptic message to question your sexuality. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their cocks in confusion as traps' small cock reveals itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DID fuck a trap. And no, I'm not gay. My cock's for the ladies' eyes as well- but they have to understand that I'm gonna stick it in their ass beforehand. Nothin personnel ladies 😎

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070715

>>42070707

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070716

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>>42070715
but do you really mean it

Hubert!Zn.OKn9A2oCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42070717

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>42070717
Ken-sama,there is a magic forest near Tokyo.Please go there.....

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>>42070717
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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"I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone"

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I

DO NOT

GET UPSET

OVER

THE FUCKING INTERNET

STOP PROJECTING YOUR OWN FUCKING SIMPLE MINDED FLAWS ONTO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU EVEN BEGIN TO HAVE THE EDUCATION AND KNOWLEDGE TO ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO PERCIEVE JUST HOW EMOTIONALLY STABLE RIGHT NOW THROUGH TEXT ON THE GOD DAMN FUCKING INTERNET?

BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEY JUST WOW

GOOD FOR YOU YOU FUCKING NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE.

HOW ABOUT YOU GET A FUCKING REALITY CHECK AND GO OUTSIDE AND PERHAPS GET A FUCKING JOB YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN AND MINERALS YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT IS HOLDING BACK THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

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OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070871


Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

(textwall textwall textwall condescension textwall stupidestfuckingthingyoucouldeversay.jpg)



See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

IkaCountry code: blank.gif, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1 42070872

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Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

(textwall textwall textwall condescension textwall stupidestfuckingthingyoucouldeversay.jpg)



See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070873

>>42070872
Too slow! Look up!

And so the student becomes the master.

Notice me senpai
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Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

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See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070879

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Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

(textwall textwall textwall condescension textwall stupidestfuckingthingyoucouldeversay.jpg)



See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

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Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

(textwall textwall textwall condescension textwall stupidestfuckingthingyoucouldeversay.jpg)



See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

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>>42070881
Look issa 2sday

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Man, look at this retard. Telling others that bad things are happening in the world?!
Giving the implication that meritocracy creates anything but pure justice?!

My, my, my, OP! It looks like your character has a lot of cleaning up to do!
What a silly rube, thinking bad things can happen beyond our control and negatively affect us!

Tell you what, OP. What you need is to dust yourself off, clean your room, and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just cause the Chinese have a social credit system and are probably genetically engineering humans doesn't mean the world's gonna end! Imagine that ever happening, the world ending, that's never happened before!

No, you need to quit wallowing in your negative emotions and take action! You're being too much of a servile pussy!
Not like me, who uses their vast charisma stats they built up by misinterpreting others' strained tolerance of my bullshit as further proof of my own charm! No siree, I pull the strings of the human mind like a lute! I'm the baddest of the bad!

Don't worry tho, OP! Maybe one day, with a lot of pointless grinding and n o n c h a l a n c e , you, too, can be like ME!
I will now proceed to tell you how to be like me, just because I am that awesome and my methods are clearly getting me ahead in life!

(textwall textwall textwall condescension textwall stupidestfuckingthingyoucouldeversay.jpg)



See, that's why with just a little Confidence(TM), you can weave an outwardly fucked reality into your own dream!

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>Listen to grill's problems
>Protective instincts kick in
>als a boner
>Let her explain and vent some more
>Desperation in her voice, on the verge of tears
>I am now full erect

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>>42070707
>>42070724
>>42070726
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several days and it does not sit right. Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country. You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country. The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

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a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070930

>>42070916
Whackin in my toolshed

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Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life. This babyfur_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. I have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. Just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070947

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42070954

So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRoCountry code: ponies-twilight.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42071000

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

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>have friends over for a sleepover
>ask if they want to watch some anime
>they say yes
>start up My Conquest Is the Sea of Stars
>"wait, you watch LotGH? Are you gay?"
>all of them start laughing
>tell them that I'm not gay and that I just like classic space operas
>they ignore me and pin me down while one of them forces me to change into my sister's clothes
>beg for them to stop
>each of them take turns putting their dick in my butt, laughing while I'm crying
>one of them ejaculated inside of me

a lost pony !piNKiEPie.Country code: ponies-derpy.png, country type: ponyflag, valid: 1  42071052

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>>42071051
I'll watch lotgh whatever that is.

>>42070688
Religion and politics sometimes make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children
Religion and Politics

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Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A.

Look at his battle record:

Maul: Has low ground, wins Example A

Dooku: No high ground, loses

Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses Example B.

Greivous: Has low ground, wins Example C

Vader: Has high ground, wins

Vader rematch: No high ground, loses

Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent.

Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Example D . Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where he thrusts himself in immediate danger; when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use your point of view to flip the value to 10/1 . Almost losing is, in Obi-Wan's case, certain victory. (See Example E).

As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen One can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Additionally, Anakin told Obi-Wan that, from "[his] point of view, the Jedi are evil". This broadens Anakin's mind to the concept of relativity in the context of the moral high ground, a mere step away from tactical comprehension.

Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also the reason why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick, as noted in Example F).

In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground Example G.

Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. Image A. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planted by Galen Erso (who was a good friend).

In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.

A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ

Δ = distance on hypotenuse (meters)

Φ = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * β (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)]

'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.

The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.

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>>42071054
Tbh i just wanted the slumber party results.

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Stabscotch, a combo from Bloomington (Indiana) fronted by vocalist Tyler Blensdorf, penned the sprawling 18-song album Uncanny Valley (Visual Disturbances, 2017), a work that defies the laws of physics, or, at least, the laws of harmony. The trio, with guitarist Zack Hubbard and percussionist James Vavrek, covers an enormous range of styles, tempos, and mental states, methodically jettisoning rationality in the name of expressive eloquence. Half of the songs would be enough to candidate the album to most intense release of the decade. Open Sesemji, which opens with the vocalist's obsessive shouting amid roaring noise, is a chamber opera that proceeds at a stuttering pace. Hide Me, a tableau of aimless guitar strumming and ghostly noise, is lost in Pere Ubu's wastelands of free-form music, until it suddenly soars into thundering post-metal. The whirling chaos of voices and cacophony of Hands Undressed decays into a Gong-like musichall skit. Nick of Time begins with a calm and gentle Frank Zappa-esque declamation that escalates into an epileptic fit, sinks into a Zappa-esque collage, and ends with a hysterical Zappa-esque tirade. The Zappa influence continues in the nine-minute Tanic, a Zappa-esque mini-opera which is also the vocalist's tour de force, with an apex of pathos seven minutes into the piece when all instruments collide against each other. The seven-minute Along Alligator Drunes (a visceral peak) struggles with sparse chords and Jim Morrison-ian suspenseful recitation before turning into a punkish rant and a catastrophic funk-metal jam and ends with an odd coda of acoustic guitar that echoes the Pink Floyd's Astronomy Domine. Radio Spiricom is an instrumental intermezzo of ghostly musique concrete and childish gamelan tinkling with a Stockhausen-like symphonic finale. Tdykila-Thuru Wara is the opposite: torrential blast-drumming, carpet-bombing of guitar noise and pompous vocals. Creature Control builds magniloquence over the martial chords of Van Halen's Runnin' with the Devil alternating with horror electronics. The nine-minute instrumental jam The Fugal Brooden Rainforest is an absolute mess: an African tribal and possibly cannibal dance with horribly played flutes that after four minutes is further derailed by accelerating rhythm with the guitar that repeats a runchy riff. The voice returns in the seven-minute Black Effigy Speaks, which pits an acoustic guitar motif a` la Pink Floyd's Learning to Fly against a distorted guitar and industrial clangor. Voice and instruments compete in the brief Unkown Pleasures in crafting extremely painful music (punk, metal or whatever), another peak of pathos but this time crafted via uncontrolled Captain Beefheart-style mayhem. The nine-minute The Spires indulges in minimalist repetition and lysergic vocals before venturing into a demented psychedelic guitarscape, warped and looped into endless transformations. The insane tornado of I Master incubates another terrifying kammerspiel, the third sadistic pillar of the album with Along Alligator Drunes and Unkown Pleasures. The least emotional of their songs, Liberation / Dimensional Snot, despite its carpet-bombing coda, shows that they could deliver a power-ballad if they wanted. Luckily, they don't.

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I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Anonymous...Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent...Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrongwith it. On the Day Of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved

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>>42071111
Checked

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So, this big fucking robot guy had little guys in him and one of the little guys called shadow guy wanted to be the big guy but there were some hero guys (and a hero girl) that came to stop him, so they fought and they beat the shadow guy with a light show. But later the shadow guy gave the big guy an aneurysm, and the big guy slept in the ocean, and spiders were everywhere, so the hero guys (and a hero girl) went to make the spiders leave but they forgot to bring the Raid and they got bit and turned into animal guys (and an animal girl), and the red hero guy got mad at the green hero guy and left but they made up and the hero guys (and the hero girl) stopped the queen spider lady and took all the other little guys to live on the big guys face, then turned into smaller guys (and a smaller girl.) But then some other hero guys (and a hero girl) came to the big guys face and were all like "lets fight some animals, then a shadow (who is the guy that gave the big guy an aneurysm) then some evil balls". Then the shadow guy makes some slug snake men with wicked sticks and they go beat up the other hero guys (and a hero girl), but then another guy with a magic mask comes and helps the hero guys (and a hero girl) fight the slug snake stick men and the 7th guy beats up the shadow guy. After that they decide to go inside the big guys face to live there now, so that's cool, but it turns out the big guy is dying now so some of the little guys go to a croissant island and on the way there they turn into more hero guys (and a hero girl) to fight gangsters , gold sword man and a giant spider that turns into a dragon, with the help of ax friend. They go to find another magic mask but this one is even more special than the last one, but before anyone can get it, the mask says "im out" and decides to go for a swim. Then the new hero guys(and a hero girl) go underwater and get new scuba gear to fight evil water guys who want the even more special magic mask. The evil water guys have the help of 4 arm crab tentacle, but there are other guys like the blue muncho cruncho, underwater batman with huge claws, and evil robot and dog (who was shadow guy in disguise). One hero guy finds the mask and wore it before turning into a religious figure amongst an online community for building toys, and the rest of the hero guys (and a hero girl) go back to live inside big guys face while the hero guys (and a hero girl) who were living on the big guys face go to fight bat meanies and bug bullies before the big guy dies. They get the even more special mask and put it in a big ball, but not before doing WICKED STUNTS ON FLYING VEHICLES. The big guy comes back to life and everyone inside his face is happy, but it turns out evil guy took over big guys body and shadow guy shoves big guy into special magic mask and shoots him into the cosmos until he arrives on sandy land. There he turns into a hero guy and meets fighting guys who kick each other for food, and somehow convinces them to go fight a bunch of black people. They beat the big bad black guy, but not before doing WICKED STUNTS ON LAND BASED VEHICLES. Then shadow guy comes back to kill big guy because he is not nice. The guys from inside shadow guy come out to help big guy beat shadow guy, who now has another big robot body. Red hero guy gets sweet gold threads and becomes strong enough to beat more stick slug snake men, when big guy pushes shadow guy into the FUCKING MOON. Then big guy goes away and the land is pretty and everyone happy the end

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Please do not post ultra-edgy/violent/racist etc. copypastas here. It's not appropriate for /oat/. (this is the reason I deleted the most recent post)

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>>42071130
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>>42071130
hyper cuck

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>>42071130
Wow. What a good person.

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>>42071209
This gave me dyslexia

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I'M A PIONEER, I'M AN EXPLORER! I'M A HUMAN AND I'M COMIN'! I'M ANIMATED, I'M ALIVE! MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD GOING THROUGH IT FAST! I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO! I LIKE TO EAT! I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'M HERE! I GOT A LIFE FORCE, THIS IS A HUMAN, THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE! THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US! THIS IS WHAT I AM, I'M A THROWBACK, I'M HERE! I GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY. I'M SETTING FIRE'S EVERYWHERE, AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE!

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I will not hesitate to smash an uppity wh*toid's teeth down its throat

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I will shit lol, in your gaping mouth wound. Its not a LARP to beat the shit out of some mouthy whiteboy, I feel like most people do this in high school at one point or another.

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yo guys here's how my latest meme-off went, it got pretty intense and i thought i'd let you guys know

alright i start off by walking into the meme arena, a lot of spectators watching and my opponent enters through the door opposite of me and he looks pretty weak, cant feel any meme residue from him etc your average joe

anyway the fight begins and the kid yells "UMAD BRO" and im like "really? the umad bro jutsu only works if your opponent is actually upset" i ignore the statement because ignoring the umad bro technique is the best way to pass it off, i immediately retort using one of my finest techniques also called meme-combinations i yell "DO YOU EVEN FEEL BRO" at the top of my lungs and the kid almost falls down but instead of passing out he returns my attack with "ISHYGDDT" and im just standing there... surprised that a kid of his level even knows the basics of 4chan language wtf anyway i dodge the attack by forming an implication arrow with my fingers and saying "2013 doing things" and the fight intensifies.

it was now clear that the kid actually knew what he was doing and only used the u mad bro technique to throw me off. the kid suddenly stops running and screams "le 9gog arme ex dee" and i used one of my semi-memes to return the attack by saying "ironic shitposting is also shitposting" (thank you high school meme courses) but it failed, i was thrown into the wall and was left in a daze wondering why my attack had failed and then it hit me "wait .. it can't be .. did he just use a level 3 shitpost, the type that criticizes the ironic IRONIC shitposting, that's shitposting of the highest grade it can't be!"

i could suddenly feel an immense pressure coming from the kid and then i saw it, an aura forming around the kid, it looked like a giant fedora of light and his power had already breached over 9000 (:p)

this "kid" was the white knight of reddit, the holy warrior of memes, the finest of the finest and my body was struck with the immense power of his meme residue. i had to power up otherwise i'd be destroyed by the sheer power of his meme. i called upon the power of anonymous, and i could feel the spirit of my /b/rothers granting me meme knowledge beyond anything i'd ever felt before

it was now or never, meager maymay arrows wouldn't work anymore and i was forced to use my ultimate meme technique that had been passed onto me from a generation of meme masters, the "based rageface of shrek, oppa doge shake"

here's the official [Autistic Humor Bar&Dining] list of beverages

Mount Everest (mountain dew and weed cuz everest is the highest mountain on earth lms if u get it)

Harlem Shake (chocolate milkshake cuz black people live in harlem i think)

Memetini (regular martini with pictures of ragefaces floating in it yeah i dont care if u dont like eating paper fuck u)

Apple Memetini (what do u think it is its a martini with apples for gay people)

Do you even drink (?) (100% alcohol)

Le 9% army (affordable sets of drinks, lightly alcoholic comes in sets of 6, buy if you're with friends)

B-Bakardi (i cudnt think of a pun but its for anime people)

Long Island Iced Meme (a long island but with more paper in it)

Cafe Fedore (cafe amore but no alcohol cuz if ur actually wearing a fedora than u most likely a pussy bitch so im doing u a favor)


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