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Jan 20: Board Organization Discussion
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awdrii 41834679

The average IQ of ponychan I have every reason to expect is low even for chans, but it's not lower than 4chan, so maybe you all can help me out.

I'm really just looking for a high IQ boyfriend -- not because I care that much necessarily as long as they're not particularly averse to high IQ girlfriends (or as long as they'd not use that as some excuse after they find much bigger reasons to be averse to me, in which case the requirement seems moot), it's just that it /unfailingly/ becomes a problem with everyone I'm actually attracted to.

I'm also too lazy, unhopeful, and realistic about this place to read through posts and find intelligent-sounding ones and try to see if they're down to ride and also at least kind of cuter than me. And I'm not too autistic to realize that the lack of strategy in saying all this forthright is not in and of itself off-putting in most cases. With that said, I guess I'm here also for advice. I'm not using Tinder and I'm not leaving the house. I'm not playing Steam games and I'm not even looking on Discord or other chat sites because, probably, along with being lazy, I'm too fucking arrogant to not see that as a /radical/ waste of my time. And also too observant, because it always is. But the emotional -- see, I'm really not autistic -- the emotional resonance of a statement like that with most people would probably be found in its overconfidence rather than its matter-of-fact-ness. I don't know du, I probably need to date someone older than me, who's gone to school for a decent amount of time, although I did do grad school for a while and even most of them were pretty useless intellectually as far as I could tell at the time. If you're really internet hip or something, I have a lot of affinity with that, but, you're still probably --the potential partner, I should say-- the potential partner is still likely to get hella pissed at me for being smarter than them.

So, emoticon shrug, or, does someone want to offer some advice at my very slick request dissimulating the fact that the objective of this post is to get my email flooded with pics of boys who are cute and hipper than me, or cute and roundabout as smart. I mean, it's not total bullshit (the request) because I know potentials here are needles in haystacks but a lot of you are fairly capable at discerning things that I overlook. I'd just date a prof. but my life is a pastiche of a cliche of weebery and NEETdom, and I don't do any drugs, so, it's not very appealing to people who have their shit together or even plausibly /romantic/. I want a boyfriend though, the last one was dumber than he was hot and I'm not trying to exceed the post limit for someone who makes me ambiently nauseous all the time or who's going to have an autistic fit after --I'm trying not to be too graphic-- after seeing what a certain sort of female is capable of within the scope of innuendo.

There's no advice even, though, really? I've warmed up to the idea, really. Failing that, how do I get someone famous' contact who I already know a lot about and would be able to fuck with for funs. Thanks. Sincerely.

Nepsi-chan!DESU/dTf9A 41834692

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I'm drunk so I don't even konw what you're talking about Audrey///


HYou want a girlfriend?

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41834694

>along with being lazy, I'm too fucking arrogant to not see that as a /radical/ waste of my time. And also too observant, because it always is. But the emotional -- see, I'm really not autistic -- the emotional resonance of a statement like that with most people would probably be found in its overconfidence rather than its matter-of-fact-ness

Did I write this?

Shuggle :DDDD 41834695

>i want a bf/gf/mf/person
Go outside, talk to people, be open, be yourself. Any other advice people give you is bullshit, there is no secret, just be social and it will happen if you're open

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41834699

>>41834695
>just change your whole personality, its that simple XD

41834700

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wow, rly maeks u tink

Shuggle :DDDD 41834706

>>41834699
Change what? There's a near infinite amount of fish in the sea, someone is gonna like you for who you are.

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41834713

>>41834706
The problem with that is that you have to actually interact with those fish to efficiently find one that's your type. And I'm not gonna stick a razor hook through a bunch of innocent fishes mouths just to see if we're a match, that shit hurts and would probably ruin the fish's day.

!AppLeJAcK. 41834714

H-haha..

Shuggle :DDDD 41834732

>>41834713
Then idk, go out and seek those people. Go to events, fond out where out where people hangout. Im not sure what other advice there is to give, there isnt exactly a science to it, hang around people you get along with and itll happen eventually.

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41834736

>>41834732
It won't. I have friends because people approach me and start conversations. I had girlfriends in high school because girls came up to me and showed interest. That doesn't happen anymore, because men are supposed to be the initiators and girls are supposed to reject and reject and reject until something decent comes along.

Shuggle :DDDD 41834764

>>41834736
Idk dude, im a literal autist and i got an irl gf because i was just open to relationships and talked to people who were interesting. Im not sure what you want to hear tbh. There is no magic trick, if you are a social human being, and remain open to people, you will eventually get a partner.

And about the initiation thing, idk dude, if you want to start a relationship with someone, barring major outside circumstances, why would you not go after it? The worst thing that happens is she says no and you move on. Youre like 20 something, you have plenty of time.

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41834774

>>41834764
No the worst thing that happens is that I make her really uncomfortable, I shut her off completely as a potential friend and label myself as just another creepy thirsty straight boy, and she now dreads every interaction she's forced to have with me because in the back of her mind she knows I'm only interested in dating her. I have made her feel bad for having to reject someone and I've probably contributed to her perpetually sinking opinion of men. She will bring this up to her friends and they will all call me a fuckboy.

!AppLeJAcK. 41834794

We're all gonna make it
Just be a good person

awdrii 41834799

Thanks for the advice guys

I found a high IQ boyfriend just now

Dungeon Synth 69!YoRdlEjxQ6 41834803

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>>41834774
Sounds like you have issues to work on that's beyond just girls being weird tbh. Good luck on that man, I don't think anything anyone could say to you is going to help you get a gf right now.

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41834923

What incel shit is this?

Anonymous 41834940

>>41834799
dubs confirm the greatest lovestory ever

algol 41834967

>>41834799
>Found a high iq boyfriend in an hour
Stacies RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anonymous 41834968

>>41834967
I want the normies to leave

algol 41834970

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>>41834968
neurotypicals must leave the premises of the site at this instant

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41834977

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No

Anonymous 41834991

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If you're going to make a thread looking for a boyfriend at least follow proper procedure.
Post of a picture of yourself so that the good people here can at least get a look at what's being offered in exchange of their time and affection.
This post was edited by its author on .

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41834992

Copypasta time?

Starshine!Laura/wmXM 41834993

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Is this pasta?
I'll b ur high iq gf bby

!AppLeJAcK. 41834994

>>41834993
>high IQ
:420:

Anonymous 41834996

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I have a high IQ gf, but the relationship is mostly her making fun of me because of my conservative values and religious foundation.
She probably thinks she's better than me, but hey she decided to date me of all people.
This post was edited by its author on .

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835011

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>>41834994

>mfw the devil's lettuce

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41835046

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>>41835011
This post was edited by its author on .

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835049

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>>41835046

It's degenerate

Anonymous 41835055

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ASIAN AMERICANS CONTRIBUTE TO WHITE SUPREMANCY BY DOING STATISTICALLY BETTER THAN MOST MINORITIES AND WHITE AMERICANS.
THEIR ASSIMILATION INTO THE TOXIC AMERICAN COLONIAL CULTURE IS AN EXAMPLES OF POCS COOPING THE BLM/UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS RIGHT TO BE THEMSELVES IN MODERN AMERICA.

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835056

>>41835055

This tbh good night white pride AZNs 4 life lol

Starshine!Laura/wmXM 41835062

This again?

Anonymous 41835063

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>>41835056
Asians are easily the most promoted race in America as an example of the good house immigrant. They are basically the Uncle Tom's of the modern world.

algol 41835064

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>>41835055
THE MODEL MINORITY MYTH IS A RACIST WAY TO TRIVIALIZE OPPRESSED POC COMMUNITIES BY IGNORING THE PLIGHT AND SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION OF HMONG, CAMBODIAN, CHINESE, KOREAN AND VIETNAMESE POC BY THE JAPANESE AND INDIAN COMMUNITIES WHO USE THEIR STATUS AS A MODEL MINORITY TO OPPRESS ALL OTHER ASIANS

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41835066

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...did you just make a whole post about looking for a smart boyfriend on ponychan?

Also last I remember hearing about it, having a high IQ doesn't really make you smart just a fast learner, right?

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835067

>>41835063

Nah they're better than crackers lmao just biding their time jsut you wait whitey you're gonna get whart's comin to you lol

Trixie Clone Number 8!lWMBg88H1s 41835069

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>>41835055

What a twist

Anonymous 41835075

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>>41835064
IT'S IMPORTANT TO LOOK AT DIFFERENT STATISTICAL GROUPS IN A WAY THAT CAN BE USED TO SHOW AN ACTUAL TREND. WHILE ALL DIFFERENT MINORITIES ARE IMPORTANT TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE TO SUBDIVIDE AN ALREADY DIVIDED POC COMMUNITY. THIS IS JUST A PROPAGATION OF WHITE SUPREMACY IN AN ATTEMPT TO CAUSE INFIGHTING BETWEEN THE MINORITIES OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE BLACK AMERICANS BEING DIVIDED INTO SOUTH AFRICANS AND NIGERIANS DO YOU?

TAKE THAT UNCLE TOM DIVISIVE SHIT OUT OF HERE AND STAND BEHIND THE PARTY LINE UNTIL WHITEY IF PROPERLY DEALT WITH.

>>41835067
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835079

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>>41835075

If this persists yet another thread will be banished to the netherrealm of /chat/

Anonymous 41835084

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>>41835079
IT'S IMPORTANT TO CONFRONT OPPRESSION AND WHITE SUPREMACY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
IT IS THE JOB OF AN ACTIVIST TO SHOW THAT WE WILL NOT BE SILENT, WE WILL NOT BEHAVE, WE WILL NOT STAND IDEALLY BY AS OUR BEAUTIFUL MELENATED BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE CAST AWAY FROM THE GOOD GRACES GOD HAS PROMISED US. SO HELP ME I WILL NOT CEASE THE EVERLASTING FIGHT UNTIL EVERY WHITE MAN AND WOMAN FACES THE SUBSERVIENCE THAT THEY USED AGAINST MY PURE OF HEART ANCESTORS. I AM A ZULU, AND I WILL BE FEARED LIKE THE ZULU BEFORE ME.

Mewtini!LELnin/wow 41835116

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For the fools who think that homosexuals are free to mix races because they do not make babies, you are very wrong. There is a medical term for what happens when different races begin to take on characteristics of each other. I do not remember the exact term, but it is something like “racial androgyny.” If different races mate with each other long enough, each race will begin to take on some of the characteristics of each other. This is subtle, but the point is that the exchanging of bodily fluids can produce such results. If non-procreational intercourse can cause these subtle and outward problems, you start to get the idea of the not-so-subtle racial confusion that the children would inherit, if they were to be born.

Whether it’s anal, vaginal, or oral sex, heterosexual or homosexual, the same problems can take place if races are mixed. There is a scientific term for racial androgyny. This is where the races that were originally pure, or were as pure as possible, become more difficult to differentiate. With enough mixing of semen or other bodily fluids between races, skin pigment can change, as well as racial behavior. This is not in theory, but is scientific.

One is not required to have children for this phenomena to occur. In Satan’s New World Order, the races will be separated, and each member of every non-Jewish race will not have to worry about such things. However, in the meantime, it is still always best to stay true to one’s ancestors. If you are White, stay White. If you are Black, stay Black, etc.

Remember, race-mixing is supported vehemently in the New Jew Testament. Christ wants the perfect slave. He wants everyone to be equal, which is unnatural, and the sham of human equality molds people into servile slave-like creatures.

Something that I will add is that even if a homosexual doesn’t exchange bodily fluids with someone that is not of their race [by use of condoms], the physical is replaced by metaphysical, as any bond or sexual exchange with another person is just as powerful on a spiritual level as it is on a physical level.

The solution is to stick with one’s own race.

People are still stupid enough to believe that racial separatism is about a game of “who’s better than who.” This is NOT the case. This is about the right to SURVIVE. For those of you who feel that Christianity is truly against race-mixing just because *some* Christians have been, here is what the Christian [Jewish] New Testament has to say about racial egalitarianism and how it is the Nazarene’s wishes for miscegenation to take place:

“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” — Galatians 3:28

“Greek” means Gentile. In other words, sacrifice your race to Christ, as Christ obviously doesn’t care about the differences between the races, with the exception of the Jewish race who he came to make into the gods of the Earth.

I don’t know which Clergy member said that it’s okay for gays and lesbians to cross races, but I highly disagree. While it is true that we tend not to have children, gays and lesbians cross-dating is a Hallmark card of irresponsibility and another stereotype of gays and lesbians being totally oblivious to one’s own race. The Jews love to try and keep us as dumb as possible. The Jews, themselves, have admitted to promoting global multi-culturalism.

While I will be hated for telling the truth, I must say it anyways. Gays and lesbians cross-dating is just as stupid of a thing to do as straight people race-mixing. Why? Because it encourages the Jewish plan of global multi-culturalism when gays and lesbians should be doing their part to end this Jewish problem.

Gays and lesbians dating other races than their own sets a bad example and makes it all the more difficult to move into a healthy world where EVERYONE sticks to their own race, whether heterosexual or homosexual.

41835123

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my goodness

this all makes you REALLY think!

Mewtini!LELnin/wow 41835130

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>>41835123
But what DID we mean by this?

algol 41835133

>/pol/ derail in a fun audrii thread
Sad!

Mewtini!LELnin/wow 41835140

>>41835133
Many such cases! Terrible!

Dom The Bear!f1BearzjRw 41835148

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I don't know what's going on anymore.

I'm going to stick around and watch.

Anyone want to watch The Grudge VS The Ring with me while I do?

AustroSpike ~Element of Makeshift Moe~ 41835166

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>awdrii will never let you caress xir feet
>awdrii will never step over your corpse and save xirself

Starshine!Laura/wmXM 41835189

>>41835133
SHAMEFUL!

Reverend!Slavshit.Y 41835202

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>>41835084

Black Lives Matter

algol 41835208

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>>41835166
>you'll never come home from your 9 to 5 job to find audrii cooking chinese food for you
>you'll never have high iq conversations about vidya and memes while she walks around the house naked
>you'll never cuddle before going to sleep
>she'll never ask you if she can be you're girlfriend
>You'll never reply back
>"Fuck no. You're my paid live-in maid and cocksleeve. Now get off your skinny ass or you'll be reneging on the contract."
>She'll never then hand you your tendies with your paid before-bed blowjob
Asian booty was made for white cock.

Anonymous 41835238

This is now a penis insertion thread.

So what have you all inserted into your penis today?

Anonymous 41835416

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>>41835208
>you'll never have high iq conversations about vidya and memes

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awdrii 41835797

>>41835238
my high IQ bf

Vince McMahon !htLeOsoh52 41835810

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My wrestling IQ is in the high 80s

PiercingSight !zEniXTGVeQ 41835835

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I'm taken.

But good luck! They're out there! I think they're called asians, or something like that...

awdrii 41835879

Mythix!qZFKl2dobU 41836224

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>>41835879
You should date me.

Just kidding


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