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>all the tap water (sink/toilet/shower) is coming out slightly brown for lots of people in town
>friend of ours called some police line or something and got info about it, apparently they were doing some kind of regular hydrant flushing and something got busted and they don't know how long it will take to fix

wew, thank god we live close to a convenience store so we can buy clean water

I don't think this has ever happened before, it's kind of scary
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first snowfall of the winter tfw lazy snowy day

>made a deal with my bro so I dont have to shovel this weekend


anyone else get /snow/ yet?
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This bright colored equine blocks your path, what do?
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Daily Reminder That Lizards > Mammals Really, anything is better than mammals. But lizards are objectively top tier. Birds are okay, too, but not as good as lizards.
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Hobbit:"Soo... Madame Leather Tail, we are gonna spend the night in this Icy Cave- wat should we do"???
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Well, it happened. All your friends are dead and from the looks of it you're soon to follow. The Ambiguous Enemy Combatant Guys are closing in and your only realistic hope seems to be to take out as many of the fuckers as you can before you succumb to your wounds. What plays during your one-man/woman/soyboy rampage?

Mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3UGNFUIiV4
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Why are N'wah outlanders such S'wits?
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This is the official /b/ & Friends thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everypony equal, everypony loved, you don't have to be a namefag to be a Brony, it's just for fun!

Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a Brony can have, let's spread some joy and post some ponies.
#Cyclic
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Unconventional Shipping Thread Ship two users that usually aren't shipped together and explain why!

I pick Kamie and Toybox. Kamie can make a bad thread and Toybox can make the bad thread hit bumplimit.

Image unrelated!
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how many unpursued waifus can one man have
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What are you listening to?

I got this going now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn58-Nl9NYw
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These dames have a nose for adventure!
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seizure funtimes >having a pretty alright day
>Day is almost over, relaxing and enjoying myself
>Suggest a wild seizure appears!
>Fucks with memory of the last half hour to an hour
>Wake up at 4 am with a splitting headache
Well I hope you're having a better day than me. At least I didn't bite my tongue this time
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Branagh vs. Suchet?

For people who only saw the new Branagh version, did it inspire you to check out Suchet's definitive take on the character?

Has anyone seen the anime version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBsKf72ik8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HZTLBUFJk4&list=PL6RsVS4PJQg3yKe2lzpbV6IQbcujb0AXo
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That feel when most of your family is dead, most of the things you used to give a shit about are gone and you wonder whats left.
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/k/ general The go to place for the discussion of weapons.

#Cyclic
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Vidya Discussion Thread Talk about any video games in this thread.
Feel free to still make your own thread if you want to have a more dedicated discussion about a specific game.
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>Hail Trump!
>Hail our people!
>Hail victory!
>*pow*

You have a gun. What do you do in this situation?
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Just realized I've hated many of you for no good reason, most of my family i knew is now gone and I'm alone. Also hungover as fuck.
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FREE HANNIBAL BURRESS
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all things movie/film/KINO/flick etc.! I have officially committed to watching just one film a day in addition to my regular reading. It will be a challenge, but I think I can do it. Once I genuinely commit to something, I can usually do it. It just takes willpower.

Right now it's The Tale Of Zaitochi (the original).

>pic related
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Reminder that Tudor architecture is the best architecture.
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I propose i propose on friday everyone gets free fries (chips for the brits)

and sunday it must be sunny outside

how am i gonna do it? im just gonna do it
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Redpill me on /oat/.
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cell phone addiction does anyone else feel insanely addicted to their cell phone?

I feel naked if I don't have mine on me, I'm so afraid I will miss an important text or call.

and I can't stop checking all my email accounts and twitter and facebook and calendar and alarms and youtube etc. like almost every freaking hour.

is this a problem? what can I do about this?

pic unrelated lol
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>Run a giant, seemingly endless gaunlet of dirt, mud and grime
>Legions of mutant mushrooms, turtles, fish, skeletons and monsters all trying to kill you
>some stupid giant dragon turtle thing pops up now and again in his giant death castle to try and burn you into ash
>you finnaly make it to the end, you're about to rescue the princess and get some of her royal ass
>but then..


Wat do?
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Do you ever think that something sounds like a bad idea so then you drink some more so that your mind tells you that its a good idea?
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deREEEEEt this Making a thread solely so it can be sent to the trash.
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Dr Tuesday i demand you revoke your license cause you suck ass
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Is gehy
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Why do Argonian vampires look so damn wierd?

I mean yes, they are cold blooded, water breathing, walking half human half lizard scaled fish egg laying tree sap worshipping alien levels of biology.. But add undeath to that and damn, that's some scary shit.

And why does vampire armor have a cleavage window? Vampires are allergic to sunlight..

Undead lizard boobs anyone? You know what I take that back, bound to be some wierdo who is turned on by that..

(And why the hell do egg laying lizards need nipples anyway?)
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You guys ever get into that mindset when things actually go well for you you're like "something's not right, things can't possibly be this good right now, something has to be about to go horribly wrong"?

Like just that feeling of actually being uncomfortable feeling good because you're so used to things being chaotic that when things suddenly get better, it seems unreal.

Right now I am experiencing that. Last week was absolute shit for me, but this week has been great so far for like my whole family and it's bizarre. Some examples:

>brother sold both of his broken cars for a pretty fair amount after months of them being on craigslist

>brother ALSO got a fucking job, albeit an under-the-table job that only pays $5 an hour, but hey, it's still good, and he gets free mealsEDIT: Just found out he's being considered for the job, he doesn't actually have it yet
>brother's friend got his driver's license so now they can go out somewhere else when they hang out together, leaving me alone
>someone is going to be buying my guitar that I never played, which I had up for sale for like a month and forgot about until I finally got a message about it last night
>I've been getting good restful sleeps with no weird or disturbing dreams

the only things I could think of that could go wrong today are things that would require a pretty enormous mistake on someone elses behalf which I could therefore simply fix by explaining their mistake to them and being like "sorry I can't do that, I already said blah blah". and I get paranoid about that but really it's not that big of a deal because I won't have done anything wrong or done anything I said I wouldn't do.

this whole weekend seems like it's lined up to be great, but I still just have this nagging feeling of like everything is gonna topple over like a house of cards.

>tfw
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What is Tanaka?
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books books let's talk about books I'm a little over 300 pages into Moby Dick and it's REALLY good.

There are an enormous amount of references to historical figures/events, biblical stories, and other authors/books that are mostly lost on me because I am not very well-read in that regard.

My plan is that when I finish the book I will buy my own copy and at some point go through rereading but with a highlighter to mark all the things I want to look up or read about.

I love the prose but I think it's funny how almost every sentence is what my high school english teacher would have considered a "run-on" sentence.

What be you reading, /oat/?
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/oat/'s are the best. Just a friendly reminder that you're all awesome.
If you worship our future queen, the one and only, Twilight Sparkle.
Ah, why the heck not, you heathens are awesome too <3
No trip, lost it ages ago and can't bothered finding a new one right now since I'm drunkish.

Repost since stupid captcha killed my pic.
Re-RE-post since stupid drunken brain mispelled my nickname.
3'rd time's the charm!

Pic source : https://anightlypony.deviantart.com/art/Queen-Twilight-sparkle-in-da-house-416570369
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Semester Is Over I'm so glad that this semester is over. Is everyone excited for Christmas?
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Favorite Soda? I'm all for coke; it's also festive for this time of year
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>This is classed as 'fine dining' in America

But seriously anybody enjoy a Mcdonalds from time to time? Been a while for me.

Doing this new 'classic range'here in the UK, imagine related.

Its pretty much the same but presented slightly nicer and is slightly more expensive.
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PSX 2017 I'M STAYING UP TO WATCH SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

PlayStation Experience event, show starts in about half an hour.
https://www.twitch.tv/playstation

Here's their schedule for tomorrows festivities (I won't be watching):
http://www.pushsquare.com/news/2017/12/guide_when_and_where_to_watch_psx_2017
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remember when ponychan /oat/ was for ponies and chat was for random shit i do
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How aboat we combine /oat/ and /chat/ into a single board named "/choat/"?
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He remembers.

Pepperidge Farm Remembers thread.
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VGA 2017 https://www.twitch.tv/thegameawards
Starts in seven and a half hours.

Zelda will probably sweep house in most categories and get GOTY. (Even though if actually deserves very few of these accolades.)

Jack Black, Kevin Hart and The Rock will show off a clip from their new Jumanji movie. VIDEO GAMES!
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Dammit, Cawthon. Why U tease us?
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Does time actually exist, or is it merely a man-made concept?
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Yeah I did that chew my shit
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vape nation < trap nation Would you wear this?
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ultimate waifu glim glam GET
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biggered boi
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<socal on fire again
whats the deal, bruh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvG49bujqBk
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Tree Hearth's Warming is coming!
It's time to decorate the tree /oat/!

Copy the tree image from the poster above you and add a decoration on it.

Also, shall we share our tree with Ponyville.us and let them decorate it also?
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Does thyme actually exist, or is it merely a man-made concept?
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Ok, so me being the British idiot I am decided to try some maple pancakes today. Supposidly 'American style'ones.

Anyway, I toasted them, covered them in butter and chocolate spread and I have to say they are not bad. Have I made you proud America? Image related

Seriously though, general food thread
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my pc fucked up but it is fixed
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anyone else in a really mediocre mood today
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HELP US RECOVER OUR WEB DOMAIN DEAR PONYMARACO FELLA, HELP US TO DESTROY THIS FUCKING UGLY PIG. HE STOLE OUR WEB DOMAIN NIDO DOT ORG
PLEASE POST THIS IMAGE IN OUR STOLEN IMAGEBOARD NIDO DOT ORG AND SHOW SUPPORT IN OUR 8CH BOARD /CHOROY/
>wena nido
>hail real nido comunity

HE ALSO LIKES TO BULLY SOME PONYMARACO FELLA OF OUR COMMUNITY, CALLED DANIEL. HE BULLIES DANIEL PRETENDING HE IS HIM AND SHITPOSTING ALL ARROUND. PLEASE SUPPORT
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You may only post in this thread if you are hella comfy right now.

>windy and cold outside, but I got the heater on

>in pjs and robe, no major obligations today
>got hot coffee near me
>got music on
>got out of the shower a little while ago, so Im all clean and shit

Hell yeah
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My New Doctor is a Loli My new primary doctor is named Loli Darling. If a little cartoon girl walks into the room I’m gonna lose my mind.
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CANTERLOT?!
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Anyone else get frozen into a weird trance when they drink too much caffeine? I know there's often nasty additives but I can't find results for this symptom specifically.
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hey 🅱️onychan
>yes anon
let me hit dat YEET
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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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um /oat/

Do shinies- appear on Pkmn GO?
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>just a reminder that a cult leader is now friends with twilight
>her old home was blown up due to marketing reasons by a dbz villain
>she was given wings so that they could make more toys
>twilight is purple
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Has anybody seen this person on the lose?
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(Should this go on /site/?)

We should have banners that have our own memes instead of generic pone material.
IMO
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>tfw love living in england, love this country and being british but most of the people I talk to online live in america and other time zones which means that I always end up missing the hours they are awake as I'm asleep
>tfw most of the posters here are outside my time zone and only seem to post while I'm asleep also
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https://twitter.com/Sexy_Beast26/status/936722066195341314

apparently this is some kind of real game you can play at home where the participants get smacked in the face with whipped cream pies

I imagine reluctant family members getting pie to the face while the children laugh hysterically
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Disney buying up all of Fox's stuff (minus sports/news) Simpsons predicted it again.
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I wish I could go back to 2011 and be a pony drawfag. I feel guilty missing that train.
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>A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE
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tfw ur not a lizardman
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you have been visited by le trash mouse
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genuinely spoopy thread
creepy shit and subtle horror stuff pls
youtube vids welcome, webms and such preferred

couldn't find this as a webm so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
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dear /oat/

wat if, I tie-up this High Elf swan in my Hobbit dirt pone bed & was breeding with her in a episode

Would that become an awesome plot?
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Hi! What's up?
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>When you wait till the end of the year to release the best selling album of it
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what are the best old memes?
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Programming Bronies Hey! What's going on?
Today, I wanna talk about one of my favorite new hobbies: programming.
Do any of you guys program? Do coding at all? If you do, what's your favorite programming language? And if you don't program, I dunno, ya skript kiddie?

This right here though is my all time favorite programming language
<<
Best type of language I've worked with yet. My dream to is to be able to write a simple operating system, though
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Your Thoughts? So, I might be a but behind the curve ball on this topic, but I've been roaming the Internet lately, and ran into a video on YouTube explaining in full detail about how bad both Steven Universe, and it's fanbase, are.
I did some research on my own and found an article that highlighted how actual SU fans were insulting and bashing bronies, which of course, pissed me off:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theodysseyonline.com/why-am-no-longer-steven-universe-fan.amp

But, I want to get your opinion on this subject matter, /oat/. Is SU and its fandom really as bad as they say?
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Is it possible to do a speedrun in real life?
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>2017
>Still playing the worst Elder Scrolls game

But seriously anybody still play Skyrim from time to time?
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getting sick thread does anyone know some decent remedies to relieve cold/or flu symptoms?
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Since its getting close to the holidays just remember not to drink and drive.

Actually I don't care if you do, just don't do it when I'm the road. :)
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Make this thread whatever you want it to be.
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The Brony Show 284 - Sequestria and Beyond prerelease preview "The Brony Show 284 - Sequestria and Beyond prerelease preview

Hello everypony! I play my pony in attack mode, and tap 5 critters to use my Friendship ability! Well the latest set of the MLP CCG has been pre-released and it's brings the movie into the game. Join us as we talk about our experiences with the pre-release and all the swag.

Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. You can catch our podcast archives here at https://vimeo.com/thebronyshow. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at http://ponyvillelive.com/"
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you dirty rotten lowdown slimy filthy disgusting gluttonous hoglike mother fucking cock sucking son of an incestuous pedophile shemale rapist prostitute? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in not sucking dicks in the bathroom at Olive Garden, and I've been involved in getting your mom's dick out of your mouth. I am trained in pushing a log of shit out of my anus up and into your body. You are nothing to me but just another cockmuffin. I will take my pants off, rip your pants off, our sphincters will touch, and I will shit, mark my fucking words. You think your anus will overcome mine when you try to countershit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am pissing into a pot with cornstarch and boiling it until it gets thick like sauce so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that pours the thickened piss into a plastic container and puts it into the fridge until it hardens into a firm jello. You're fucking dead, kid. I can cut it into rectangles, batter it in a mix of milk, flour, and eggs, and I can deep fry them at 375 degrees until golden brown, and that's just flipping once since they float. Not only am I extensively trained in shitting up your ass, but I have access to my deep fried piss and I will serve it to you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit up your ass and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead. Cockmuffin.
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THROWING LEWDY BALLS @ POSER
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hiya friends! uh oh! it's Monday!! <3
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Stimulating genetalia whilst driving Does anyone else here masturbate while driving? I've been getting a lot of backlash from my family after they found out, but I keep telling them it's the only way I keep myself awake while driving. Unlike most wall-eyed self professed essay drivers who probably spend an average ¾ of a second distracted by their tablets, I've carefully considered various factors such as how long I must tease myself & how much of my brain power is diverted to watching porn;
should an immediate danger present itself, such as driving through a school zone or rolling through a drive-thru, my reaction is as lightning fast as going one page deep into a shock site.

"How are you not bouncing in and out of jail for exposing yourself from your car?" you ask, and I have the answer below:

I have my tablet glued over the top of the gauges and a wireless trackball nailed to the armrest that I scroll with when I take my hand off my other shift knob. Although I can easily jerk out a quick one while staying 100% focused on the road, I occasionally like to enjoy the backstory and foreplay on the video before it gets to the money shot. With a fapping speed of 1000SPM, I need only glance for .0375 seconds in order to see 2¼ frames of sweaty slapping using 1.833333333% of my attention. In order to compensate for the 1.833333333% of attention I lose (although this can hardly be considered a loss) during these .0375 seconds, I alternate between tugging (only when both eyes are on the road) & watching so that there is no time at which I do not have at least one eye all over that action;
In contrast to the average driver who probably spends most of their time in the car phubbing erratically.
While my elder cousins may berate me for squirting my baby batter in the car, reminding them that they have the option to get out or look away always gets them to shut up, as it is a well-known fact that watching me spank my monkey is no different from what's happening on the screen just past my steering wheel. They also fail to see that even if I were to encounter a potential hazard on the road during the .0375 seconds under which I have 98.166666667% of my attention on the road, I would react much faster than them due to my extensive experience with wood softening pictures of gut-wrenching drek.

In summary, I am simply disdainful.
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What if we compared the ponies of G4 to the ones of G4.5? Normal Pinkie against screeching Pinkie.
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My little pony can't be this cute!
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Bored It's a Sunday, it's my day off, and I'm bored. Someone entertain me.
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Alright, /oat/ I need an new Jewish Damsel creating- idea

[Made]Colorful, Red, Brown, Black

I would, begin artic jewish griffons/ but- wat would be useful in pony.town
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VEGOO
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Other Zebras? So, we've all been watching MLP for many seasons now, but there's one character I think needs some more background info: Zecora.
Maybe I haven't seen enough episodes with her in them, but with all the ones she's ever been in, even in her first appearance in the series, I still wonder: where did Zecora come from? And if zebras do exist in Equestria, then where are the other zebras? Or is Zecora the only one? Because in almost every episode I've seen with her in it, that information is never really brought up.
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idk where else to post this, I just need to vent, ignore if you want So like I'm gonna try and not go into excessive detail here because I've already talked about some of these things a lot, but basically, one of my brother's friends is like, more or less trying to live with us.

And we're not fully sure why, we know he has shitty parents, but he says himself he hasn't been kicked out. My personal speculation is that maybe his dad is beating him, I know he has threatened to before but I don't know if he ever actually did it. And that's shitty of course, but ultimately it's not my family's problem.

he just keeps coming over uninvited every day, and even when my mom tells him he can't be in the house, he just goes out and sits in my brothers car and we can't really do anything to stop him.

and for a while, my brother was kind of enabling him, cuz ya know they are friends (not to mention my brother bummed weed off of him), but like, lately even my brother has said that he is fed up with his friend being here all the time and has even basically apologized to our mom for it.

and now things have reached a tipping point because last night, the friend asked to spend the night, but my mom said no because there is no reason he can't catch a train home, it was only about 7pm and I think the trains run until almost midnight here, but anyways, we thought he went home, but he basically ended up sneaking in and sleeping on the couch after my mom and I went to bed.

and now my brother admits that he was aware of this but like, he was really trying hard to get his friend not to do that, it just seems like he couldn't say no, and he felt bad because it was really cold out.

and now my mom is saying she's gonna call the police if that friend tries to come into the house again and it's just this big mess.

have any of you guys ever had a situation like this, where someone is like trying to force their way into living with you? it's just bizarre, I've never even heard of something like this happening.

I am relieved that my brother recognizes it's a problem though.

>pic unrelated
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Uuuuugh, I feel horrific.

Long story short, a regular amount of drinks turned into way too many drinks last night, and in addition to vomiting on the floor of my dorm before nearly passing out, I'm pretty sure I have an awful hangover or some shit, because my whole body feels like hell. To make matters worse, I'm also super hungry because I vomited all the food I had in the last 12 hours...

Basically, does anyone here know good ways to recover from a hangover? I took a shower just now and that helped a little, but in about two hours I have to meet up with a group to work on a project, and if I'm as shitfaced there as I am right now things aren't gonna go well.
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God I hate the new firefox No script for quantum feels all sorts of messed up compared to its old design.
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2d waifus ITT: we claim a 2d waifu.
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Animes thread So what anime are you into right now? I saw netflix has Tiger and Bunny and I had a friend that really liked it so I'm trying that out.
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Favorite Anime? What's your favorite anime, /oat/?

I'm personally at a tie between Ouran Host Club and Black Butler, so I just chose Ciel dressed as a Host Club member to symbolize both.

Also, why is the anime of your pic your favorite? The story line? The characters? A specific character? Anything.
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What are your choices?
Why?

What would your world be like?
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For those of you in America who complain about your internet, heres how the internet is here in the UK by default.

Now, if you're wondering 'well that looks simple just change the settings'keep in mind that in order to do so you need all your account details.

And you very often will need to make a phone call in person to explain why you want your internet filter disabled.

Oh, and it costs quite a lot of money.

Thankfully I myself do not have this filter as I installed my internet years before the filter came about.

Also, as you can see- Websites that let you post annoymously or share files are blocked. Why? I dont know, ask the goverment; they pushed real hard for it.

And in case you're wondering how im posting here- yes ponychan is blockd. I took the screenshot at a friends house while he was setting up his internet.
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Would you consider this cringe?
>filesize too large so I have to link it
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/12/2/1599035__safe_artist-colon-turles17_gaea+everfree_twilight+sparkle_android+17_animated_crossover_dragon+ball+super_dragon+ball+z_futurama_goku_lord+dom.gif
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Rapsittie Street Kids Guys, I think I'm tripping bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-wuyjgDPQ
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Mond-AMA Go for it, fams!
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i think we could use a good ol fasioned YLYL thread
but the twist is
limit three submissions per poster

ya get three chances to make someone laugh
anons can suck a dick
go for it fgts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8KuLzMFcQ

>steam twist's most recent upload
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When will skynet take over society?
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🤔
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MacarAMA Ask away.
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If an invading army defeats an enemy city-state, do they earn the right to kill the men, rape the women, and enslave the children?
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Writing essays while driving Does anyone else here write essays while driving? I've been getting a lot of backlash from my family after they found out but I keep telling them it's the only way to keep myself awake while driving. Unlike most brain-damaged truck drivers who probably spend an average of 23 seconds distracted by their phones I've carefully considered various factors such as how long I must spend reading what I've written, how much of my brain power is diverted to reading, and my reaction speed should an immediate danger present itself. My setup is as follows:

I have my tablet glued to the top of the front window and a wireless keyboard that I type with in my lap. Although I can easily touch-type well-structured arguments while staying 100% focused on the road, I occasionally glance at the tablet using my right eye only (left eye stays on the road) to review my work. With a reading speed of 1000WPM, I need only to glance for 0.75 seconds in order to read 12.5 words using 2% of my attention. In order to compensate for the 2% of attention I lose (although this can hardly be considered a loss) during these 0.75 seconds, I alternate blinking between my left and right eye (only when both eyes are on the road) so that there is no time at which I do not have at least one eye on the road, in contrast to the average driver who probably spends most of their time in the car blinking erratically. While my elder cousins may berate me for writing my essays in the car, reminding them that they allow themselves to blink with both eyes while driving always gets them to shut up, as it is a well-known fact that blinking while driving is no different from driving under the influence. They also fail to see that even if I were to encounter a potential hazard on the road during the 0.75 seconds under which I have 98% of my attention on the road, I would react much faster than them due to my extensive experience with FPS gaming.

In summary, I am simply superior.
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my bike riding playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkD7ee0Qz64&list=PLvNp0Boas721Cm9CWT9eaSq_JxA3f_NAr

do you have one and if you do give me it
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AMA cause I need a distraction Go for it
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I have protected my virginity for 23 years. Do I get my reward now?
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>Nov. 29th
>it's sunny and warm out

what le fug

not complaining tho
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Chill music ITT: Post relaxing music and stuff like that.

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9JJls4gBkc
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Squidloli thread? ­
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Firefox 57 is here, and without running any benchmark tests and stuff, it does seem to load faster.

But alas, many addons, some mandatory, haven't been updated. Consider making a donation to the developers of the likes of noscript and videodownloadhelper.
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name my band /oat/
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So I saw some gross shit at work

I work at a grocery store, a fairly large one owned by a company that has thousands of stores across the US. I was doing my usual thing of putting items back on shelves, and I was at this section where people can scoop up beans and put them in bags. And it's fairly normal for kids to play with the scooper things. So when I saw one playing with it and the beans I thought nothing of it.

Until I saw the kid starting to put beans in his mouth. Then spit them up back into the barrel where the beans were. I was too far away to stop him, and after asecond past her ran out of my line of sight.

So I go to the produce people who are incharge of all that, tell them, and they tell the manager. And after a talk they turn to me and shrug, and say "Well...can't do anything." As he says this, a family comes along, scoops up the beans, and put them in a bag to buy.,

I don't think I want to buy anything from a grocery story that isn't bagged anymore.
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Your thoughts? Now, I may be a bit behind compared to others here, but I recently watched the season finale to season 7, and I can honestly say that I think it was an overall good episode.

What were your reactions to the season 7 finale?

Let me give mine:
No offense to anyone here who likes Twilight, but she was an absolute idiot in this episode. Let's see, she was too obsessed with meeting her idol, which could have lead to the doom of Equestria, she repeatedly ignored Starlight's advice, and by the time she actually started listening, it was almost too late!
On the other hand, I think that in this episode, it was really a great episode where Starlight really shined.

She was the voice of reason, she looked at the situation through a different perspective, she helped save a pony and brought him back from the dark side, showed Twilight that just because Star Swirled was her hero, didn't mean that he wasn't acting like kind of a dick, and overall, she showed empathy to a pony that no one else felt deserved it, showing just how much she's grown from when we first met her as an audience. I tip my hat to Glimglam in this episode overall!



Not bad for a former-commie
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Sometimes I wish I was born a few dacades earlier. I really don't see myself having any place in this world and society. I also think it would have been great to do tech stuff that was booming with early computers and games. You didn't need a billion dollars to anything.

meh

have you ever felt this way? Maybe you wish you would have been born in the future?
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Who here plays animal crossing: pocket camp??? (It is an app.. android or iphone)
I WANT FRIENDS!!!!!!1111
(Yes I made this on 2 separate boards, judge me)
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Is he the Kurt Cobain of our generation?
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Do you have any hobbies?
Skills you want to get good with?
Are you interested in trying out a new hobby or got some skill that would be cool to learn?
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Anonymous Sky Dwarf Hen/ will you...

Bake an Medival Pizza /w Blue Cheese & Black Olives & Blue Peppers?
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Do you like to drink once in a while? What type of booze do you enjoy?

Love me some cider.
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I need an adult. After months of searching for work, I've almost secured a job.

But they only want to keep me on a re-newing casual contract (basically im not guaranteed work at all).

Is this normal?

Is the world this shit, or is it just me?
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So the justice league movie Who here's seen it? Wondering if I should shell out the money to see it.
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I love you.
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Nepotism Adventure Series Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRVptY-fVs

So this is a thing that came out today. It has Glim Glam and Trixie. So you should watch it.
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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Imagine This: Let's use a hypothetical scenario here:

What if a magic came from your PC, phone, iPad, etc. and now you are in the same room as everyone on this website right here in Irl. Everyone you talk with online are now in front of you.

What would you do?

(Pic somewhat related)
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Redpill me on living in the pacific northwest

I was thinking that living in Maryland and being stuck in a shit job isn't Gorilla Mindset or using my radical freedom of action.

I could always pack my shit into my car and haul ass to the west coast. Issues are that I would need a couch to crash on while I look for a job. I would need to have some kind of plan to make it happen by the end of december. Upsides are that when I have a job, I can move in with my brother up there who'd be getting sweet GI bill money.

What's the west coast like?
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would you wear this shirt?
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todays my birthday nothing else going on lately so maybe today will be exiting and genuine!

im turning too...old lol
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#Spoiler
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfuNTqbHE8

(If anyone could embed this that would be great)

So, Infinity war trailer for those of you who care.

Spoilers ahead in this thread, duh.
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So did the most powerful man on the planet, the POTUS himself, really just retweet videos from Britian First, a white supremacist group?
As someone who is British myself all I can do is laugh. That or wonder what strange alternate timeline/universe I have fallen into.

Has Donald been hacked?
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pony thread just ponies
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Alternative Movie synopsis "the story of a kid from a working class background and his passion for martial arts, and how with moxie, spunk and determination he makes it all the way to the state finals.
He loses to a nerd with a bird pose, but everyone learns a valuable lesson"
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>he did nothing wrong >people who did nothing wrong
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A ROYAL WEDDING OH MY GO-

Except hardly anybody here in the UK cares aside from the media.

Most of us too busy hoping this means we get a day off work as a result of this.

That and, you know, a divorced mixed race American getting married into the royal family.

Daily mail is having a field trip with that.
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It is monday, a new week is begining.

Got any plans for this week? Will it be good or bad for you?
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What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.
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The new Chevy looks good. Oh wait, thats a Ram.
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guess, wat I have my blue hobbit nose in

yesterday- mom decided 2 up-grade as a female Porygon2 into Porygon Z & had me buy a smartphone J3 Emerge

and nao ~ i'm humping monster damsels in my house
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What TV series do you typically watch?
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how long do you think MLP:FiM will be a thing?

i hope it's forever. deal with it grug >>41983965
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Protip: You can't Refute Kefka's philosophy without bringing in God or the afterlife.

>Why do people build things they know are going to be destroyed?

>Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?
>think how meaningless each of your lives are!
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"Captain's Log" Post numbers are now stardates we must read aloud.
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What's the best beer ever?
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>There are people on ponychan that think only normies use facebook.
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Protip: You can't Refute Stirner's philosophy without bringing in God or the afterlife.

>Why can't I pursue my interest when every force serves its own ends?

>Why should I care for higher causes which are only "higher" when I subordinate myself to them?
>I am the creative nothing which cannot be described!
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Glum? Hey /oat/,
What do you do when you feel down on yourself?
Depressed or the like?
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why does this page make me want to cry?
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alright /oat/ what's your best pickup line?
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Take a comic, leave a comic Post comics you like.

You must comment on the previous poster's comic when you do.
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Wu-Tang name generator put your name and/or trip into this to get your Wu Tang Clan member name!

http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php

>mine is Wicked Contender


also friendly reminder that Liquid Swords is the best Wu project
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"so i slept with both big mac and applebloom, fuck you apple bitch"
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What kind of CPU do you guys think I am?
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new equestria girls series shorts So new equestria girls shorts. Everyone's thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bPcUJyboPk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yb8x0p07s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3B_3CYzqc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7SJPVQXgIw [Embed]
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You algedly know,it your going have ,to keep that ,to your self"try,not ,to take ,my post down this.xong goes out,to Christian,and Tom Cat" the love ,of a Mother baby thor doesn't like Super Woman, or Wonder Woman ohh mmm.mmmm she got him she didnt.get me"Ohh mmm.mmm don't get you algedly get ,it twisted Sunshine"This song goes out j.mf.w ,and color cordoned m.t.f" honarble,but primitive" Eianstian can't evenbshins, my boots ,I saved you Kurt, the flirt"Tell A"Man ,of the last circle who said ,it" ohh k.k that kindergarten fish shit don't count" I saved Billions Valintinoes right" Rember that guy yess?
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has anyone here ever had a DNA/ancestry test?
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best flank in mlp?
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Hey guys I just got this game
What yall been up to
#senpi notice me
#DanIsAFeg
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>be 24
>remember being 18 like it was yesterday
>that was 6 years ago
>in 6 years I will be 30
>now closer to 30 than 18
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Man that does not believe science is going to shoot himself in a rocket to prove earth is flat. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/22/565926690/i-dont-believe-in-science-says-flat-earther-set-to-launch-himself-in-own-rocket
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Would you rather:

Live to the age of 77 as a successful musician with a loving family and genuine friends.

or

Be a mildly happy clam for 1000 years?
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Black Friday Purchases So, what'd you guys pick up? These days, black friday is basically online anyway. I went and got some rather quesitonable items from BD, and a heap of surplus from the Kommando Store, including a rather sweet gortex lot. That wasn't actually on sale, I just decided to get it while I had the money. Been eying it for a year now.
On top of that though, I got a rather nice afghan shaw. Looks real comphy, can't wait for that to arrive!

Pic unrelated
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Plz do not wake horse.
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Well I am now twenty-six. What a travesty that I've lived this long despite everything seemingly conspiring against me.

Just remember: You are a ball of protein inside skeleton wrapped in a bag of meat on a ball of rock hurtling through endless space. If you set your mind to it, you'll manage to do it somehow.
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Oh, Macerina

WOULD YA ~ BECOME AN <TITWOLF> OR, AN <TIGARL> IN THE BED OF KABEL
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i fucked your waifu and then got the bitch a happy meal
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Happy thanksgiving to all you Americans from me here in the UK!

I mean I dont really know what thanksgiving is since, you know its American and im not American

I think it has something to do with Turkey and killing Native Americans

Anyway enjoy it and dont eat too much

Or do what do I care its your holiday not mine
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I was lurking around a little bit. I like ponies and this place looks friendly and easily accessible.

Anybody down to some casual and politics free chat?
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Favorite and Why Who is your favorite pony(ies) and why?

My favorite ponies are Vinyl Scratch and Octavia; I feel that they represent my two main sides: Octavia being more refined, polite and polished, and Vinyl being more ballsy, crass and unflitered.
I also just find their 'dynamic duo' premise as entertaining and cute!

What about you, /oat/?
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You ever seen a dog this thicc?
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Do you think Jelly fish ever get sad there aren't any peanut butter fish?
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grug think my little pony stupid. obunga like my little pony. others not like it. so it bad. grug always think opposite what ponyfags do. grug smart.
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MIA Hi y'all, how is everyone?

I'm finally back on Ponychan, and also gotten sober.
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Birb Post birbs. Pony birbs, cat birbs, birb birbs, dergn birbs. Anything not a birb must have wings taped onto it.

>lurks like a birb
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rambling So I attribute this to general social awkwardness and/or some form of autism (and I don't mean in the irony/meme way, I mean like ACTUAL autism), but I'm actually pretty good at conversation IRL, I get along with new people easily once I've been introduced to them.

What I'm talking about here is what anyone who has talked to me verbally or seen me post is probably aware of but I wasn't super aware of until recently, and that's just my rambling, which I'm inevitably gonna do in this very post, although I think in some ways it's not so much rambling, as...

I just like to talk, I love to talk about everything I care about/am interested in/am passionate about/am just in general thinking about at any given time. This probably sounds dumb but it took me a long time to even realize I did this and I'm not sure what finally clicked, but I guess recently I realized that I talk SO MUCH but have a hard time listening to other people IRL.

now here on the internet, I think I'm better at listening and addressing most things people say in a conversation, but IRL I've realized that I often cut people off without realizing it and by the time I finish talking sometimes I have changed the entire topic...I'm surprised I haven't been called on it more before.

I can control myself in really important situations, but in general conversation with people I'm friendly with (or family) I just go and go.

Does anyone here have a similar problem? Any advice for how to get better at conversation?

also side note: I would like to think this isn't necessarily a narcissism issue, but more just the fact that I get so excited about things that I just really want to share them with people even if they aren't fully interested. I think I'm more social than I let on a lot of the time...
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v----- FILTHY BARD -----v Jewish Sky Dwarf Hen Rubbing Breasts on Glass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUBmbTwH8s
>Elliot Rodger used a YouTube troll account named after Hideki Tojo and watched an anime called Mao-chan
>Neither of which he mentioned in his manifesto
Supreme Gentleweeb confirmed.
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does... spider have, puss puss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHH3s5u_2bc
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Rarity thread It's time for a Rarity thread! Let's all hangout and post rarara. Even Aussies like her.
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who would wanna, decorate this generated recolored ponysona/ doodle ~ or, pony town sprite [KabelPod] 2 appear as an 100% neckbeard manlet virgin colt? For circlejerking

if any wanna, pencil sketch- you can
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-42075986/north-korea-defection-footage-of-moment-soldier-flees


Well if this is not some of the most intense footage I have seen for a while!

Cant imagine just how brave the guy is, nevermind how lucky he is to still be alive (and is safe, walking and talking in a South Korean hospital right now) after being shot multiple times at point blank range.

Wonder if that was down to the guns being old and faulty or the soilders not being well trained. Either way, must suck for that guy knowing that while he is now safe his family are either being tortured right now or dead and buried.

Wonder what will happen to the North Korean guard who accidently ran (and fired) into South Korean territory; As it happens he broke both an agreement and international law by doing so.

Then again, doubt North Korea will care about that too much. Still, it looks like he shit himself when he realized what he had done.

Guys in for a hard time thats for sure..

Bonus points for the South Korean guys who risked there own lives rescuing the defecter, if they left him any longer he probably would have bled out.
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Are you ready for more bots? Because we're getting more bots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv7Ia1PWS6Q

Pretty hyped about this, but that million dollar funding goal tho. Will they make it happen?
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dis is me wiv sum ponies.
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Dan Thread Fuck you and post here
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So here in the UK, it's quarter past four right now. You know, 4:15PM.

Now, it is of course almost midway through winter. So it should come as no surprise that the sun has set.

So why does it always feel so odd? Cant be the only one thinks so. Just feels bizzare it being dark at this time. I mean sure, the sun stays up till 10pm in Summer, but even in Autumn it stays up until around 7.

This time of year always seems to come so quickly and it feels odd.

Probably a good thing I dont live in somewhere like Sweeden where they get like three hours of sunlight a day in winter.

Not sure how I would cope
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Stranger Things season 2 Anyone else watched the entire thing yet? I found it pretty enjoyable.
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ITT: Hottest memes
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This is why I lift
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This is why I don't queue.
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A Friendly Reminder So /oat/ what are you going to do when this site gets shut down after December 14? Better enjoy how it is now, and say goodbye to all your American friends...you won't be able to reach them unless they are on "Megacorporation Approved™" websites.

Oh and and don't forget to never post images that break IP copyright law! Failure to do so will have your Patriotnet™ rights revoked and six months minimum in the Reeducation Center.

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