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Jan 15: Staff Update, and Rules Update

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Should females be allowed to be serve in the military in combat roles?
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Fapping is how we relieve ourselves from our baser impulses. Imagine being ruled by your emotions and instincts in everything you do and in the way you deal with everything that happens to you. Your IQ would drop 10 points overnight. The ability to fap and return to rationality is what makes men superior to women.
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>tfw autistic
>tfw self-aware enough to realize your mannerisms annoy people but you find it hard as all hell to break free of them
>tfw this leads you to isolate yourself since you don't want to be seen as an insufferable loony
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Pulp or nah?
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Hello Ive been busy with jerb
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ITT Peanuts posters only
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Switch is confirmed shit: the thread Over 135 games in development for it:
http://www.polygon.com/2017/1/12/14253100/nintendo-switch-sales-state-of-the-game-industry-report
Probably mostly indie Early Access garbage Steam ports.

Zelda on Switch runs at 900p as opposed to Wii U 720.

Image is a comparison between PS4 and Switch versions of Dragon Quest Heroes. PS4 is the one on the top obviously.
You can clearly see textures look like dog shit on Switch, look worse than the GameCube in some parts. Lighting and particle effects is basically nonexistent.
Switch version runs only at 30FPS but it still drops.
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The Official Combined Applejack and Rainbow Dash Appreciation Thread Because the old, like really old, like over a year and a half old one finally reached the post limit of 3000 and there was no official ruling yet on whether or not it was supposed to move out of /gala/ I guess a new one is needed.

So, uh, rainbapples and stuff I guess.
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Yearly Attention Whoring It's my birthday!
Time for my annual attention whoring thread! Yaaaay!
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Vidya don't see a vidya thread on the front page, so I'm making one

I just read this article about the game Prey:

http://www.gamesradar.com/prey-is-the-evolution-of-dishonored-and-the-sequel-bioshock-always-deserved-but-never-got/

it sounds pretty awesome, I think it's definitely worth a read

also this:

http://www.gamesradar.com/super-mario-world-beaten-23-minutes-blindfolded-man/?utm_content=buffer4817d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=buffer-nintendomagfb

and this:

http://www.gamesradar.com/super-mario-run-needs-an-internet-connection-to-play-because-piracy/?utm_content=buffer26713&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=buffer-nintendomagfb

...I thought were interesting. I like this Gamesradar site a lot, it's not very clickbait-y, there's no bullshit like auto-playing videos or ads that scroll down the page with you like every other news/gaming site now, they get straight to the point, and they seem a little shill-ish sometimes but not that bad.

also what is you guy's favorite video game of 2016?

for me it's definitely Gears Of War 4. perfect example of a developer actually LISTENING to the longtime core fanbase of a series and correcting the mistakes of the last game and just delivering a great experience that is more or less exactly what everyone wanted.
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FREE CASH I have so much cash i have decided to run a little competition to give some of it away.

The rules are simple. All you need to do, is pretend to be my friend for a year, and also send me lewds, aswell as finding Spirit Shines new address, and i will send you 32pence and a thrupney bit in an envelope , that may or may not contain anthrax or dried dog poop.

I am such a good charitable person, i may even throw in a signed photo of the original pipes before he was prison.
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/k/ thread <tfw i wish i could own an actual assault rifle
come join gunfags
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>Buying lbs. in da hood
>random guy decides to rob us during deal
>poked in the head with the barrel of a gun
>hand with gun goes out of car as he reaches in to unlock back door
>close door on his arm, dropped it into first, & floored it
>only regret is having to let go door to shift
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The first weeb
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If a girl bites my arm, does that mean im in the friend zone?
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Lets have another flag thread. Those are fun. TIL that the flag of Nebraska(one of the like 25 flags that's just the state seal over a blue background) was flown upside down over it's' capitol for 10 days and no one noticed. Now they're talking about redesigning it. Which I think is a good idea for all those flags.
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Nice repeating digits!
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Cross Fire is taking the world by storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTl0le3ffS8

Do you think Valve is feeling the presure?
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/killingmyself/ Aight I'm gonna actually leave my trip on for this one.

I know this is cringy, but I'm feeling shitty so, how do you people actually deal with your depression? I'm not trolling/being ironic here, I feel like I've been in a massive rut for the better part of three years, and the things that I love to do keep getting their drive sucked out of them. I legitimately feel like the only time I'm every happy/not worried anymore is when I'm either drinking or smoking (I am well aware of the irony here), and most of my real life friends are directly a part of this issue. How do do I get off the treadmill without getting more off kilter?

tl;dr How do I buck myself out of a rut.
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get
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This is the official /b/ & Friends thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everypony equal, everypony loved, you don't have to be a namefag to be a Brony, it's just for fun!

Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a Brony can have, let's spread some joy and post some ponies.
#Cyclic
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I 100% blame Overwatch for ruining video games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNsG6Ij2aqs
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Post Sad Memes Post sad memes.
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Man, it's been awhile.
I fizzled out of the fandom a little after 2015 started, partially because my old group chat was starting to get really hostile against it, even though it started out as pony chat, along with lost interest.
I came across Epic Wub Time today and listened to a couple of other songs, so I'm feeling nostalgic and dusting off the old pony folder.

What have a missed, both show and fandom wise?
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Discord Server Yo, join our disocrd server.
https://discord.gg/pzxyp
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>tfw been high for 5 hours
Should I smoke more weed fam?
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I just spent $500 on a pony convention ticket for the second year in a row. Ask an idiot anything.
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Imagine building a working Jet engine... Imagine building a working Jet engine out of a Tin Can, a Funnel, a Turbocharger and your mom's hairdryer; then picture yourself attaching it to your skateboard and sending yourself on a wild ride. Focus on the funny noise it would make.

Now, tell me if this made you laugh.
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Think >you won a bet against rainbowdash she is now your personal maid to do what you would like with her or to obey any and every order you command

>What do?
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Hue Have you hug a ladybug 2day?
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>had plans to see a movie with someone today
>said person arrived at my house early and actually called me while I was fapping, so that was a frustrating interruption
>had to scramble to get myself ready to go out

>on our way there

>she reassures me that she definitely knows how to get there
>"oops wrong turn lol"
>stuck behind a bus at a light for like 15 minutes moving a couple inches every few minutes
>my anxiety is through the roof, I'm super uncomfortable

>finally we get to the theater

>walk in
>screaming kids everywhere because school is on break
>get in line
>woman comes out and says that the ticket machines are down and they will not be able to sell tickets until they can call someone to come fix it and we will have to wait
>we're already ten minutes late to the showing

>fuckthis.jpg

>ask the person I'm with if she wants to do something else
>yeahsurebutwhat
>how about the bookstore and coffee?

fast-forward to now...

>bookstore/coffee went fine, but now I'm home alone for the next few hours because my brother actually has a job

>feeling attention-starved
>make this thread
>mfw

TL;DR: how has your day been /oat/? hopefully not as messed up as mine was...I really wanted to see that movie, and that traffic was horrendous.
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Who is the most ethical and moral person on ponychan?
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haha benis :DDDDD
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Make your shitty pictures into better pictures http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
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Tempus fug it.
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Whats the best country ever and why is it Canada?
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Have you guys watched Gomer Pyle before?
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It's that time again! http://explosm.net/rcg

New filenames for bonus points.
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My fiance wouldn't let me call her twilight during sex. I only recently told her I'm a horsefucker. I'm really drunk and now we're posting this. Ask us what whatever.
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Why is the "cute girls doing cute things" genre so much more popular in Japanese anime than in Western cartoons?
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Y'all americans are weird But isn't carolina barbecue sauce just honey mustard?
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>when you realize Reaver's disproportionate national pride for his tiny European enclave country might actually be valid if he were Swiss
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/his/ music thread Post some real oldies, I can't be the only one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJfFtGPoACI

I think this may be the one time I've heard German that didn't sound angry.
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anime thread what anime are you watching/planning to watch/dropped /oat/?

i'm currently watching konosuba, youjo senki, hibike! euphonium and nyanko days. oh and dragon ball super.

i'm going back and forth on watching the fate grand order things, mostly because i have so many other things to watch that are waaay more fun. once the cool servants show up, i'll be game.
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uouɐ ʞɔᴉɯɯᴉƃ I had a beautiful dream last night.
The kind you get when you're half-lucid;
The kind where you're almost controlling it.
You probably heard of people trying to lucid dream as their ultimate escapist fantasy, actually exercising to get it.
I don't know what brought it on, awful sleep schedule or my happy pills I take before bed.

At first I flew around for a while. Or jumped super high, to be exact. Actually flying, feeling the
weightlessness and earth beneath my feet as I leapt several stories
into the air. The fear as I reached the apex of my jump and started
descending. That feeling in your stomach you get while falling.
I went through a familiar place in the city. It all seemed half-real.
After barely sticking the landing on roofs a couple times I decided
to use the elevator in a familiar apartment block. It's where I met her.

I hung out with Tomoko from them chinese cartoons. Sadly I don't
remember much of it, but I know it was very sweet and I didn't want to
let go. Stirring in my bed I squeezed every last bit of sleep out of
myself, not wanting it to end.

Then.. I remember an entity. A person was put in charge of defending
the city from some.. sort of alien or zombie attack or somesuch.
Reaching godlike powers. I think the person was young, almost a kid.

Then, I remember Tomoko. Becoming 'an entity' herself. I went through
some futuristic complex to get to her, passing some elaborate labyrinth of tech.
I reached a machine, that was a sort of hivemind.
A massive synthetic brain machine. Ominous and massive, it was glowing bright red.
She talked to me. Said that she's in control now.
That every single person's mind can be overriden by
her, and changed into that of.. me, for example. Even while that
person is driving a car, as she demonstrated.

I begged her to come back into corporeal form, and her regular body.
To remember the good times we had.
She became something inhuman, large and overbearing.
I don't remember if I succeeded. I might have. I remember clutching
someone small and warm in my arms. Burying my face in them.

In the midst of all that, almost as if switching channels between two separate shows,
for a while I had first person view of the entity in charge of
protecting the city. It might have just been me, even. I remember
targeting incoming missiles or something like that and blowing them
out of the sky. Or whatever it was that was raining down on the city.
Then it targeted it's own reflection in one of the
buildings. A cartoony, spinning target reticle drawn over a green-hued
vision. Looking closer, it was just targeting itself. Corrupt by..
whatever it was it were fighting off, it's become subject for
destruction. I remember the feeling of putting what felt like a
silenced gun against my right temple.


Overall it was a fun, weird experience. With a sort of bittersweet ending.
Over the course of like, what, 3 realtime hours I pretty much fell in love and went through a whole movie ark.
However it's a shame that dreams are so easily forgotten. I think there even was a study,
describing why exactly is it that they are.
Something about self-generated sensations being stored differently or somesuch, I don't fucking remember.
Even now I forget it more and more.

tl;dr dreams are weird, some times more than others
tl;dr2 the 'almost real' sensations of a dream can also be some deep emotions
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Does anyone have the iGunProHD app? Its free gun wednesday but I can't find the free gun anywhere. Is anyone else having this problem?
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Have you ever done any programming in Lisp?
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Edgy Lets try to out-edgy each other:

I use a pen with a funeral home's logo.
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existential crisis Why do I experience pain when interfacing with things I used to love.
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Whew. Avast released bad definitions last night.

300+ files falsely quarantined, including system files and reg entries.

Lucky I was able to catch it and successfully boot. Feel sorry for anyone who didn't take a closer look and let it delete them all.
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Remember when Simba had a girl and she hooked up with Scar's son? Am I the only one who finds that strange?

AND WHO IS NALA'S FATHER SIMBA? THERE WERE ONLY TWO ADULT MALE LIONS IN THE LION KING AT THE TIME AND THEY WERE BOTH RELATED.
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question tho

man, i woke up all paranoid...

how likely is it that i have some sort of STD from all the dumb bitches i have fucked?

no im not trying to be funny
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HUNGER GAMES

FIRST 48 TRIBUTES

4CHONG IS KILL SO WE DOING THIS HERE EDITION
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YAY! New Pusspuss story+cover art. (It's instantly at the top of the featured box, so no need to directly link)

Awww... no updates to the last story that he's left incomplete. :(
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Hearts and Hooves Day Game Giveaway Hello, /oat/, and welcome to Nimble Wing's Hearts and Hooves Day Extra Games Giveaway Thread! After buying yet another Humble Bundle, I've been faced with the fact that I've got way too many extra keys for games that I already own. I figured that, given that today is a day of love, I'd show some love to you guys by just giving them away!

RULES:
It'll basically be first come, first served for each game. Make sure you check the thread and maybe do a ctrl+f for the title in question before asking for it. But if the game isn't taken, just make a post that tells me which game you want, why you want it, and some way of getting the key to you. (Steam, Skype, Discord, e-mail, whatever) And make sure to post a cute pony!

GAMES:

Limbo
http://store.steampowered.com/app/48000/
A dark and somewhat surreal 2-D puzzle-platformer. One of my favorites, even if it's a bit short.


Alien Breed: Complete Pack
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7678/
Contains all three games in the Alien Breed trilogy. Isometric/top-down shooters with aliens.


Puzzle Bots
http://store.steampowered.com/app/80300/
A fairly basic point and click adventure game starring tiny robots. Not much to say about this one.


Thomas Was Alone
http://store.steampowered.com/app/220780/
Side-scrolling puzzle-platformer starring several different shapes. Beautiful music and narration, and a story that manages to actually be a little touching. Surprisingly good.


Reus
http://store.steampowered.com/app/222730/
Control four giants that rule over nature in order to create a planet of your own. Not really my thing, personally, but it's pretty neat.


Lone Survivor
http://store.steampowered.com/app/209830/
A basic 2-D zombie survival game on the surface, it becomes a pretty deep psychological horror game as you progress into it. With good gameplay and a surprisingly good story, it's worth a look.


Contraption Maker
http://store.steampowered.com/app/241240/
Note: This game is available directly through Spotkin’s website. Not Steam.
The spiritual successor to The Incredible Machine, you make chain reactio/Rube Goldberg style machines to meet certain goals. Incredible fun if you like being creative or solving problems in overly-complicated ways.


Stealth Bastard Deluxe
http://store.steampowered.com/app/209190/
2-D stealth game. I haven't played much of this one, but it's pretty neat if you enjoy stealth-based gameplay. And I don't mean that in the "Oh well, I got caught, better pull out my machine gun and kill everyone" kind of way. I mean you can't get caught.


Super Meat Boy
http://store.steampowered.com/app/40800/
Edit: Bags has donated a second copy of this game to give away! If you haven't played it, you've now got double chances to! Thanks, Bags! <3
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME. A damn near perfect sidescrolling platformer that many people compare to a rage game. Incredibly precise and challenging from beginning to end, it forces you to stay ready for nearly anything. Plus, it's got some damn good music. I highly recommend this one.


Superbrothers: Sword & Sorcery EP
http://store.steampowered.com/app/204060/
A... unique point and click adventure game. There's some combat and a focus on music, but it's not much of an action game or a rhythm game. There's one point where you need to track the IRL phases of the moon to solve a puzzle. It's a CRAZY game, but is fairly short. Not for everyone, but good if you like that sort of stuff.


VVVVVV
http://store.steampowered.com/app/70300/
Neat platformer that lets you swap gravity instead of jumping. The map is pretty big, and it gets REALLY hard to get everything. Lots of fun, but can be frustrating.


Waking Mars
http://store.steampowered.com/app/227200/
Side-scrolling adventure game that has you exploring the depths of Mars, where you find that there is, indeed, life. Less about action than exploration, it's pretty neat. Though, I haven't beaten this one just yet.


Streamline
http://store.steampowered.com/app/252850/
Note: Steam Early Access game
Basically, a high energy game of tag. Has Twitch integration for streaming, if any of you like that sort of thing.


Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball
http://store.steampowered.com/app/270450/
Exactly what it sounds like. Rollerblading robots playing dodgeball to techno-disco music. AMAZINGLY fun, but fairly small in scale. I love it mostly for the unique style and the music.


Guns of Icarus Online
http://store.steampowered.com/app/209080/
Multiplayer steampunk airship combat. If just hearing those words gave your gaming instincts a raging boner, this is the game for you. Customize ships and fly into combat in a steampunk world. Great fun with friends, but not bad at all if you just jump into randoms!


Rocket Birds: Hardboiled Chicken
http://store.steampowered.com/app/215510/
You’re a chicken. With guns. Fighting penguins. Certainly fun, to say the least. Good for a laugh, but not actually all that silly.


Beat Hazard Ultra
http://store.steampowered.com/app/49600/
Note: This does include the base game (Beat Hazard) and the Beat Hazard Ultra DLC
A top-down space shooter that generates enemies and powers your weapons based on your music. Play to literally any song. I’m not kidding. LITERALLY any song. And if you and a friend have the same song downloaded? Play multiplayer! Super fun. Especially if you play loud, fast paced songs with the light effects turned up to 200%. I love this game.
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NASA has some big announcement tomorrow, apparently about exoplanets.
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
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Happy Birthday to HM Harald V

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0
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work feels >tfw I'm supposed to have the next three days off but because the assistant manager is about to become a father, I might get called in for some extra days

Man, I'm really frustrated that there's the possibility I will wake up tomorrow, thinking "fuck yeah day off" and then get a call at some point like "hey uh actually can you come in today?" I mean I don't have a problem working more days, it's just the uncertainty that's bothering me.

how's work going for the other people who work on /oat/?
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THERE IS A POINT WHERE WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AND WE HAVE CLEARLY PASSED IT, BUT LETS KEEP GOING ANNYWAYS!


>Fucking ponies with Jet fighters

>Either so insane its awesome or so insane its stupid
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Best Why are Twintails clearly the best hairstyle?
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Why in the world do you continue to come here, day after day, year after year?

You are wasting your life away on the internet. You can't get it back. It's time to unplug.

You could be spending time with people in real life; you could be forging meaningful relationships with them; you could be setting admirable goals and you could be accomplishing them right now if you would just go outside for once.

Nerds.
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I hate you all.
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Will trump EVER solidify his staff? Or will he just keep firing people perpetually who dare to talk back to him and not be yes men?
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Praise Kek
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Aston Martin V8 Vantage The car for the guy that spends $5,000 on a custom pc only to use it to play Skyrim with nude mods.
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>Tfw peers don't understand philosophy
>Blatantly and unironically misuse terms and concepts you hold dear
>Assumption that all philosophy has just been a march toward nihilism

Why
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The Brony Show 252 - Checking out and reacting to the toy fair "The Brony Show 252 - Checking out and reacting to the toy fair

Hello everypony! Wow the toy fair was huge, and that means lots of toys big and small to talk about, so we're going to sit down and react to all the crazy toys and merch shown off this year!

Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for the Oatmeal galore afterparty. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at http://ponyvillelive.com/"
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/OAT/ - Let's get our hands dirty Wow! I don't know if I've ever made a thread on this board, but there's a first time for everything!

Now for the matter at hand:

I've been brainstorming on ways to get everyone involved in something that can bring some common ground for us here, and what I have come up with is something that is enlivening, constructive, not-too-difficult, and communal...

BAKING!!!

And it will go like this:
Each week we elect to bake something with a randomly chosen ingredient added to it, and the random selection is chosen by a roll of the die.

Everyone is free to participate in this activity and photos (at least one of the end result) are highly encouraged!

Anyways, this thread is here for you all to weigh in your thoughts on this, and if you'd be willing to give it a shot!

And finally, a tangentially related footnote on why I want to do this:

In the past several years of this fandom's existence it has occurred to me that I haven't been a particularly nice person, which is based largely on issues outside of this place. This is where I'm turning the corner, and I want to give back to everyone.

And above all that, I'm sorry.
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Hace you seen something interesting during the toy fair?
I'm happy to end the collection
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https://cytu.be/r/ponychan
Streaming entirety of Season 2 in roughly four hours (17:00 GMT), the episodes will be permanent on the playlist and be playing until the end of monday, in case you're worried about missing anything.
Between now and then we'll just be watching random pony videos.
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ayyyy
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Finally legalizing Sunday liquor sales=less profits, since operating costs go up, but they say sales will remain the same.

Also, it is protested that small mom and pop stores won't be able to compete with larger chains and municipally-run stores.

Does this make any sense?

In any case, it's about damn time. Maybe a good occasion to get wasted, visit Andrew Volstead's grave and piss on it, the rotten pig.
http://www.twincities.com/2017/02/20/sunday-liquor-store-sales-approved-by-minnesota-house/

To be honest, I'll be sad if younger generations never experience the time-honored ritual of the Hudson Beer Run.
http://patch.com/wisconsin/hudson-wi/one-mans-ode-to-the-hudson-sunday-beer-run
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Which paper of the wallness? Which one as my iPhone 7 wallpaper? Obviously I had to sloppily fuck around with the 2nd one in MS paint.
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>be me
>in art class
>professor is blasting music
>guy next to me says two sentences commenting on the music
>I ask him what he said
>he repeats the second sentence but not the first
>I know that's not the whole of what he said
>I say "never mind" and dismiss him
>he chuckles
<mfw
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Ladybug weeb version I dont know why.. but she reminds me of Iara.

R.i.p Iara :c
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Whatcha readin', /oat/?

Currently diving into this good little book - the long awaited finale of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, self referenced as the story of a "text only appendix with absolutely no audio and not so much as a frame of video" in a sidebar that mentions "If you liked this, then you may also like" in reference to five other articles in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the finish publication to ever come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor.
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Cheese and crackers Did MLP effect your life in any significant way?

Also to make this thread more corny, are you proud to be a brony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0sW8KrZF5s
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I came here to meme at you Get in line. I'll be asleep.
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Do you ever wear turtlenecks in the winter?
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i wonder if people would screech if starlight appeared in a future EqG film?
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>all these tripfags and namefags
Man, I knew this place is cancer but I had no idea
Is this reddit attempting an imageboard or something?
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>Ask friendo to buy me dawn of war collection for 8 bucks because I played it on a free weekend and it was fun
>Really enjoying it
>Read up some more on 40K
>Eventually come across a bunch of trademark bs they're trying to do like saying they own the term "space marine", trying to copyright the term "pauldron" and shit like that
>I gave 8 dollars to a company that's nearly as bad as Disney

fug
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Suomi Perkele Benis
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Vocaroo Thread Post Vocaroos or talk to each other using Vocaroos.
Shit, I dunno.
I'm bored.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cuAWBs0qVV

End my fucking life.
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>tfw
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/weed/ It is saturday. Weed fam. Post about being a ganja gremiln.
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In celebration of my unbanning from /oat/ , let us celebrate by ignoring and hiding this thread and letting it sink to page 10 with no replies \o/
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>tfw when you're low on energy and need to recharge
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Who likes camping?
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Countdown to Sun and Moon Pokemon thread for everything Sun and Moon. Discuss your progress or concerns about the new game.

Also, try to make use of spoilers when discussing the plot (I consider anything after Acerola's trial on Ula'ula Island spoiler-worthy).
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She disappeared across the board walk
She keeps the sunset right with movement in her eyes
She know she gets away with murder
Swallows up your heart of gold
And I don't know just where we've got to go
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Why do we use the term "adult themes" to refer to themes that are childish?
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When you are Evil, your clothes dont have to be subtle about it.
Just enjoy yourself.
your armor have to be black, and have alot of pointy parts.
specially extra points if your fingers look sharp like claws.
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Don't wake the sleeping dragonloli!
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>when you high but tha pizza good
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I love big trucks and beer. Damn it feels good to be a man.
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Like my band logo? Its made out of real wood so that I could use it to make sacrifices to satan.
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FRUNDSHIP! LITTLE GIRLS LOVE IT!
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Kill la Kill is a fun show.
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What a pleb. He didn't say King of the Hill.
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Don't be a noob

Watch some konosoob
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Has anyone played MLP puzzle party? What do you think about it?
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Which is more forgotten by people, New Mexico or New Zealand?
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Probably goes in chat, but whatever
>tfw watching a documentary about Oregon Ballot measure 9
The parallels in rhetoric from then and today are some of the scariest things I've ever seen. Makes me terrified at what could come next.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Ballot_Measure_9_(1992)

for those of you who dont know
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https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/02/astonishing-geomagnetic-spike-hit-the-ancient-kingdom-of-judah/

Unlike climate change, there's no dispute that we don't understand fluctuations in solar weather and the magnetosphere nearly as well as we often think. 3 years after the most disappointing solar max since we started recording them, it now seems major fluxes and reversals are more common than previously thought.
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concert I'm going to see a classical/jazz symphony near me in a couple hours. They're gonna perform Mozart and some other stuff. I'm pretty nervous, I have only been to one concert in years and it was just some thing put on by college people. Tonight is gonna be an actual auditorium.

Share concert experiences here I guess?
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Roll Dice Game if you know how the dice games from 4chan or ponychan its all about the No.numberID the last 2 numbers determine the number you roll or who you choose you must post friend,date,marry or sex to determined what you will do with who you choose
Rules
1.must have name to follow by or be know by
2.you may roll only once
3.if roll a double you can roll 1 more time
4.if roll triple's or Higher you can roll one more time and your allowed to choose a pony freely who you wanna "subject" with
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Batman thread #Spoiler
Just saw lego batman. Discuss it here :p
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Why is CS:GO so popular in the world?
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>Be studying
>Doorbell rings
>Padre answers
>Hear man's voice asking if my brother or I are around to talk about Democratic candidate for senate
>Padre just says we're not here and that nobody in the house is interested in the Democratic party
>Kek heartily

Between constant calls and these doorknockers they seem pretty desperate this year. I guess they think they have a chance since there's no (R) on my shit.

Anyone else getting particularly harassed by politickers lately?
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Art Thread Here's a new painting.
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The problem with getting older Is the problems that grandparents had start to effect your own parents. My dad is going in next week a cardiac cathaderization. I looked it up and it sounds like a fairly common and easy outpatient procedure but I'm still, for lack of a better term "freaking out" over it. I can barely even try to concentrate on work and I doubt the stress levels will be going down much until after things get done. That's only if don't find anything major wrong. My family history on both sides is living until at least 80, not having heart stuff before 60.
>This is mostly the worst
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m'lady
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If you don't try, nothing will ever happen.
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>"Disregard for military readiness demonstrates a lack of respect for ourselves... and for the freedoms we inherited"
Do you agree?
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Pony thread fuck anime
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I haven't made a thread in a while. Here!
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Who is best pony and why is it bookhors?
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Friday Alcohol Thread I finally get a drink.
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>Walk 1 km to a hamburger restaruant
>Went to buy a gigantic hamburger with double meat
>the bread is in the shape of a heart because february
>Walk 980m back home
>Paper bag with hamburger break in the middle of the street when I was crossing
>try to catch and got just the down half with the meat.
>everything with the tortillas, guacamole, and chiles, onions and tomatoes get on the ground
>the metaphorical heart get broken
....
at least i got the down part with the meat part....
....
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Just bought a new Kindle, any books you guys recommend? Just purchased a new Kindle off amazon, no clue what to read though, so I decided to ask you guys on your favorites that you'd like to share

Manga, Comics, etc. are fine, just please nothing erotic
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I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free
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Happy Valentine's Day /oat/
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damnit procrastination >sitting here
>Hungry
>food downstairs
>But the internet keeps me from wanting to get up

How's everyone else's night going?
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/v/ Shitpost Musical >>41767979
I have to post this now and make a new thread for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4
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Behold, Valentine.
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Homemade Memes Post any memes you made yourself. Only OC please.
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I'm probably gonna go see the new John Wick next week. I liked the first one and the sequel got really good reviews.

Anyone else here seen it by any chance? Or any modern movies in general?
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>guy that is the designated person for interaction between the bosses and colleagues knocks on my door
>"So what's up, what can I do you for?"
>"Actually, there's been complaints about you"
>brace for impact
>it's about my body odor
Well I be
What's the best bad news happened to y'all lately?
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>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
"I'm... not ready."
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite.
>'Ow about rubben me tits for a bit, that do it for yer?
"Well..."
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
"Oh..." *boner is kill*
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?
"I don't smoke..."
>Fakkin' 'ell
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#Spoiler
Does anyone have the full source?
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Bombergirl coming to a Japanese arcade far from you Official Bomberman spin-off game where you play as girls and blow up their clothing.
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I have a Justiiiiiiiiiiin.
I have a Pikooooooooooooo.
UGN!
SoftBank ad!
http://www.japantrends.com/justin-bieber-piko-taro-softbank-student-mobile-phone-commercial/

Anyone unironically hating on the Biebs in this threads gets a ban.
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Elfen Lied is a cute show.
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Hey /oat/! YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WONDERFUL PEOPLE AND SHOULD REALLY BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
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First thing I do when I wake up is listen to Paracletus. Then I have breakfast, bitter waters of course. After I drink I have my shower where I listen to Paracletus again. As a cleanser, I like to go for a run where I typically listen to a lighter album like Si Monumentum Requires, Circumspice or even Infernal Battles. When I get back it's lunch time and I'll listen to Paracletus while my bitter waters quench my thirst. While I eat I like to enjoy a nice documentary, specifically one about Black Metal. Following that extended screen time I like to keep my mind sharp with some reading. So I'll read and interpret the lyrics to Paracletus, of course I have the album playing in the background so I'm 100% focused

By now my day is going pretty good and I usually want to share it with somebody else. So I'll call up some friends to hang out. We like to seek strength, justice and splendor together but mostly we listen to Paracletus. After we all listen to the album together in our listening circle we head back to my place for dinner where I serve up some bitter waters to quench our first. Just for the sake of ambiance, I'll play Paracletus in the background. Dinner conversation tends to be lively as we each share our favorite moments from Paracletus.

My friends go home after this, as the fun as to stop somewhere. I'm only human so pardon me if this is graphic but I do enjoy a bit of masturbation before I sleep. I'm not really adventurous, I masturbate to vanilla, lesbian sex and oral (paraclitoris licking is my personal favorite) but mostly just the cover art of Paracletus. Following that I clean myself up and unwind with a bit of music; Paracletus being my favorite. That's when I hop into the shower for a brief and relaxing warmth, I'm pretty clean by now I just want to ease up my muscles. Then it's time for bed. Being something of an audiophile I like to listen to music while I sleep. After I hit play to start up the song 'Epiklesis I' I drift to sleep
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I actually, did something useful lastnight

>challenged E4 on pearl that belonged 2 an Oil Skin Version of DAWN and Jenny Wakeman Fusion


>Champion was my Final Target


>Fisted Milotic with Thunder Punch from HitMyChan
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Oh Reverant!!!!
look what I have for you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7eydBlWYCE
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Official Awwoo~ thread This is the official awoo thread. If you see another, redirect them here.

Everybody equal, everybody kawaii.
Awoooooooooo~
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Do you think menopause has a purpose?
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Are you ready for the MLP movie? Are you?
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Seal?
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>When you low-key regularly sliding further into an swirling abyss of disillusion, contempt, and apathy for your fellow man but then you remember the real niggas who always keep it 100 and think just maybe if you keep trying it'll be worth it in the end.
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The Brony Show 251 - Near valentines secret shipfic folder "The Brony Show 251 - Near valentines secret shipfic folder

Well we're just about to hit valentines day, so what better way to celebrate than to have a bunch of ponies randomly shipped without rhyme or reason. Let's go and play a game of Twilight Sparkle's secret Shipfic folder

Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for the Oatmeal galore afterparty. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at http://ponyvillelive.com/"
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WAKE UP PONYCHAN! WAKE UP PONYCHAN! PONYCHAN WAKE UP! PONYCHAN UP WAKE! UP WAKE PONYCHAN!
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Hayburger? More like gayburger.
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ponies
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Internet break Hey Ponychan, I've decided that I am going to attempt to go a full weekend (starting tomorrow, Friday through Sunday) without using internet excluding the stuff that is essential to work or online purchases I've made.

So basically, NO facebook, no twitter, no 4chan or Ponychan or any other messageboard/forum, and I can only use youtube for the purpose of listening to music--so no random montages or meme videos or bloggers or anything like that. Just songs/albums/pieces.

I will allow myself to use music streaming services like spotify but when I listen to music I need to listen to it, not multi-task and browse the internet while I do it.

This is definitely going to be challenging, but I feel like it is worth trying, because I am very addicted to the internet and I feel like it has negatively impacted my ability to focus on reading books and listening to music and stuff like that. (see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt_NwowMTcg&t=1504s for more info related to that).

So I will be here for some of today, but once I wake up tomorrow, I will (hopefully) be gone for three days. If I fail, of course you'll see me here, but if I succeed, you won't see me until Monday. Just figured I'd give a heads-up because normally I post here literally every day lol.

Oh, and I have decided that this applies to video games as well, however I will allow myself to play single-player games with an actual story.
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Tea. Earl Grey. Hot
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What show is this and is it worth watching?
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What music are you listening to rn /oat/? I've been listening to a Michael Gira solo album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApemL9CrXf0 Oxygen - Michael Gira solo version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUi7GWnI26w Reeling The Liars In - Michael Gira solo version

I think it's interesting to hear these early acoustic takes on these great songs that ended up on Swans albums. For comparison, here are the Swans versions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3o7YmANGs Reeling The Liars In - Swans version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSdTBGhDSg Oxygen - Swans version

M U S I C THREAD
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Is a perfect legal plothole to claim a character age is "unknow"?

I also so once in a comic how all the girls age's "1X" years old.
And others where "X5" and "X3" years old.

That sure is the perfect legal defense right?
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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!
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My contains have a siluette on them
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President Trump meets with Japanese Prime Minister Abe Shinzō "I just want everybody to understand and fully know that the United States of America stands behind Japan, its great ally, 100%."

Is Donald Trump going to make anime great again?
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!EVIL QUESTION!

who iz duh, Demon Chick on Star vs TFOE

And, why isn't she a bugycorn queen of magma laying in my bed?
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What did anypony think of Alopex on TMNT~ which iz TigerClaws sister

why didn't nicktoons drawers use sssonic2 version from e621
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Want a song? Post, and I give you a song. Might not be anything you'd like but you'll get a song.

To lead, some random but cool tunes.

Neil Young - "Helpless"
Spock's Beard - "Bennet Built A Time Machine"
Agents Of Mercy - "Afternoon Skies"
The Tragically Hip - "The Darkest One"
Iron Maiden - "Brighter Than A Thousand Suns"
King Crimson - "Moon Child"
Lights - "Running With The Boys"
Nujabes - "Battlecry"
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what would nightmare pinkie pie do?
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Ponify Everything! Tell me something that hasn't been ponified yet, and the rest of us will show an example of why you are wrong.
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wew lad
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They'll turn up in some rich old guy's estate in a few years when his ungrateful grandkids pawn them for a fraction of what they're worth.
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So what do you guys think so far?
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Even in your darkest hour dank memes will always be there for you.
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Ask me anyhoof Spent the last 3 months at a career center program 4 2 learn a career. 3 more months 2 go. Ask me anyhoof.
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We're canon now!

Shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo!
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*purrs at you*
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which of the 7 magnificent genders you are
"The Boov are having seven magnificent genders. There is boy, girl, boygirl, girlboy, boyboy, boyboygirl, and boyboyboyboy.”
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Carlos! Due to the popularity of the original Magic School Bus on Netflix, the series will return with a new cast featuring SNL's Kate McKinnon as Ms. Frizzle.

Get ready for a whole new generation of Carlos image macros!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kate-mckinnon-will-voice-ms-frizzle-in-netflixs-magic-school-bus-reboot_us_589b4cace4b0c1284f29c338
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They know exactly how to use a penis, if they have one.
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Movies! Hello! I've been picking up a lot of movies that I'm told are good lately. I just got through watching every season of Firefly and the movie, Serenity. Now I'm wondering what you people think I should watch next. Here's what I haven't seen yet:

Pulp Fiction
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface
American Psycho
Centurion (Don't have high hopes for this one but I like the setting so I got it ages ago)
Braveheart
Into the Wild (Saving this for once I've read the book)
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Ponyville/Ponychan because apparently we have to fill all 12 districts

Hello everyone! We're having a Hunger Games simulation game over on Ponyville. We were going to have just seven districts but you apparently need to fill out all 12, and using the default characters isn't any fun.

So if you want to join, post the avatar you want to use (the avatar image height should be roughly 1.5 x the width) and your gender. First come, first served.

http://ponyville.us/pony/res/426246.html
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Want a bad tasting burger? Come over to McDonalds.
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/weed/ It's Saturday night /oat/. What are you smoking to cover up the crushing depression that comes from having nobody in your life who likes you.
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Im so glad that Im just an anime fan and not a weeb. Weebs are cringey.
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https://cytu.be/r/MewtiniBackupTheater

Strap yourselves in, encounter references to Hindu actors that nobody here will get, and prepare to enter into another bad musical number, because this is

MEWTINI SCIENCE THEATER (presented by Nordstrom)

Tonight's a special night, because we're gonna be streaming the one, the only, the great work that came as a result of collaboration between Bollywood and Disney...

ROADSIDE ROMEO! A film about a bunch of talking dogs that will make you probably want to carpet bomb India by the end of it. Or write a stern letter to the Disney company. Did I mention that this is a musical? With broken English? Trust me, it's fun.

Preshows start as soon as I get enough people, get in here
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Hello I'm back, old guy from 2013-2014. What'd I miss?
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Containment Breach Oh no, Pinkie pie has just jumped through your screen and is looking at your room, how fucked are you?
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Goddamnit... Lego batman comes out tommorrow and I'm not going to have time to go see it until monday >.<
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Which would you rather? Asuka or Rei?
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Legalize awoo

Awoo is life

Awoo is necessary

Awoo shall not be denied
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In the end we will find out that the answers we were looking for have been right in front of us this whole time.
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SEASON ONE STREAM: https://cytu.be/r/ponychan Stream over, hope everyone had fun.

So, yesterday was Ponychan's 6th anniversary. Six years. Unfortunately, the admins and mods didn't make a thread for it, but who cares about them when you've got your friendly neighbourhood Ember Storm to (belately, unfortunately, but better late than never) make a thread for it.

This is hereby the OFFICIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONYCHAN THREAD. Hopefully someone will sticky it.

Stars and gardens. Six years. Personally, I've been around in some way or another since... well, about a month after the inception of the 'chan. Sometime mid-March 2011. Back then was a strange time of insanity and weirdness. It was a silly place. Here's for six more years.
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Capper thread #Spoiler
MLP is full furry now.
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Shh! Don't wake the sleeping loli.
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Sup guys

Like my 90's shirt?
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Sunset Shimmer Is she a Demon,a High School student or a Unicorn?

One strange looking Filly in any case.

Not today:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqnbYUG6Bn8
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I usually do dumb threads, evil threads, or confusing threads
but now I just wanted to share you this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ghDhpCLKM

is to much of a sin?
and if you feel to share your favorite?
Mine is Turkey

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