So after a tough night at the club with your girlfriend, which ended with some guy shouting 'GIVE ME RENT!' at you, you have decided to go home.
On the way however, you bump into a bald, pointy eared Yorkshireman in a green sweater. He looks straight at you and says
'Evening chum! I have a once in a lifetime offer for you! How would you like to buy some smoked firesalt cheese? It's banned in 36 countries don't 'chu know. Yours for only 200 shillings!' What do you say? And if you try anything funny I'll set me dog on yous!'
What do you do?
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