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CPU ?!wG1CV58ydQ 41988232[View]

Is it possible to do a speedrun in real life?
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tho 41988380

why wub ur memes

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41988382

Is it possible to do the A-button challenge in real life?

Admiral 41988385

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Yes, but there's so much RNG involved, it's a waste of time.

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Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 41987242[View]

>Still playing the worst Elder Scrolls game

But seriously anybody still play Skyrim from time to time?
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If they block unpaid mods in their upcoming titles, I won't be buying them.

Edelweiss !Metta5sWWk 41988177

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I probably won't either, FO4 was extremely close to me not buying it at all as it was.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 41988357

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>implying that a heavy armor, conjuration, alteration, dual wielding master smith and enchanter death knight build is not only fun but broken and overpowered

Image related, current charecter. And yes, that is console. Sadly my last custom gaming laptop broke and I'm saving up for another one.

I miss my old mods.

And just a last note, Daedric armor in Skyrim looks so bad, it's like a twelve year old was asked to draw armor. Just black and red spikes everywhere.

Least in Morrowind daedric armor looked somewhat realistic.

Then again given that in the lore daedric armor is only made for daedra to wear and not humans, and how daedric armor is the soul and blood of a living daedra forced to magicly fuse itself into armor I guess it sort of fits..

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getting sick thread 41987083[View]

does anyone know some decent remedies to relieve cold/or flu symptoms?
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Anonymous 41988159

Medicine should work. We'll see in the coming days just how unlucky I got.

Anonymous 41988220

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>stinks of sweat
I see you weren't gifted with the AA ABCC11 allele. (Neither was I, but I solve this problem with aluminum chloride.)

Anonymous 41988221

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>a hygienic saran-wrap shield
You mean a dental dam?

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CPU holidays!wG1CV58ydQ 41987835[View]

Since its getting close to the holidays just remember not to drink and drive.

Actually I don't care if you do, just don't do it when I'm the road. :)
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CPU American!wG1CV58ydQ 41988047

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Ponychan is an American server. Speak american.

But you dont even know where I live beeeeotch.


Or you could just get a nice buzz and not get drunk.

☲ Prince Ember Storm!MSNowBALLk 41988167

Last I checked, the server was based in Canada or something.

CPU holidays!wG1CV58ydQ 41988208

I hope moose are good at running servers then.

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41987908[View]

Make this thread whatever you want it to be.
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Elicoor13 41988209

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Elicoor13 41988210

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Elicoor13 41988211

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The Brony Show 284 - Sequestria and Beyond prerelease preview 41988182[View]

"The Brony Show 284 - Sequestria and Beyond prerelease preview

Hello everypony! I play my pony in attack mode, and tap 5 critters to use my Friendship ability! Well the latest set of the MLP CCG has been pre-released and it's brings the movie into the game. Join us as we talk about our experiences with the pre-release and all the swag.

Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. You can catch our podcast archives here at https://vimeo.com/thebronyshow. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at http://ponyvillelive.com/"

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Anonymous 41988131Locked[View]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you dirty rotten lowdown slimy filthy disgusting gluttonous hoglike mother fucking cock sucking son of an incestuous pedophile shemale rapist prostitute? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in not sucking dicks in the bathroom at Olive Garden, and I've been involved in getting your mom's dick out of your mouth. I am trained in pushing a log of shit out of my anus up and into your body. You are nothing to me but just another cockmuffin. I will take my pants off, rip your pants off, our sphincters will touch, and I will shit, mark my fucking words. You think your anus will overcome mine when you try to countershit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am pissing into a pot with cornstarch and boiling it until it gets thick like sauce so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that pours the thickened piss into a plastic container and puts it into the fridge until it hardens into a firm jello. You're fucking dead, kid. I can cut it into rectangles, batter it in a mix of milk, flour, and eggs, and I can deep fry them at 375 degrees until golden brown, and that's just flipping once since they float. Not only am I extensively trained in shitting up your ass, but I have access to my deep fried piss and I will serve it to you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit up your ass and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead. Cockmuffin.

Anonymous ## Mod 41988132

Moved to >>>/trash/8743.

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Kabel teh Lewdy[FARMER]Hobbit 41988100[View]


Poser 41988102

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>deftly dodges

Kabel teh Lewdy[FARMER]Hobbit 41988127

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C'mon, I am in Team Instinct


We gotta defeat Team Valor

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hiya friends! Moony!ALoveyoutM 41987957[View]

uh oh! it's Monday!! <3
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Moony!ALoveyoutM 41988035

his lullaby is like, -the- lullaby. the one everyone immediately thinks about when you say lullaby!

i always loved the clip <3 i always who it to guests who are about to come to visit me in the city for the first time!

Noa!Suy79kFgQI 41988050

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Actually got to sleep a bit earlier last night so feeling pretty nice today.

Moony!ALoveyoutM 41988085

Hey Noa!!! <3 always good to see you c: hope it's still a good monday, despite the time!

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Stimulating genetalia whilst driving 41987205[View]

Does anyone else here masturbate while driving? I've been getting a lot of backlash from my family after they found out, but I keep telling them it's the only way I keep myself awake while driving. Unlike most wall-eyed self professed essay drivers who probably spend an average ¾ of a second distracted by their tablets, I've carefully considered various factors such as how long I must tease myself & how much of my brain power is diverted to watching porn;
should an immediate danger present itself, such as driving through a school zone or rolling through a drive-thru, my reaction is as lightning fast as going one page deep into a shock site.

"How are you not bouncing in and out of jail for exposing yourself from your car?" you ask, and I have the answer below:

I have my tablet glued over the top of the gauges and a wireless trackball nailed to the armrest that I scroll with when I take my hand off my other shift knob. Although I can easily jerk out a quick one while staying 100% focused on the road, I occasionally like to enjoy the backstory and foreplay on the video before it gets to the money shot. With a fapping speed of 1000SPM, I need only glance for .0375 seconds in order to see 2¼ frames of sweaty slapping using 1.833333333% of my attention. In order to compensate for the 1.833333333% of attention I lose (although this can hardly be considered a loss) during these .0375 seconds, I alternate between tugging (only when both eyes are on the road) & watching so that there is no time at which I do not have at least one eye all over that action;
In contrast to the average driver who probably spends most of their time in the car phubbing erratically.
While my elder cousins may berate me for squirting my baby batter in the car, reminding them that they have the option to get out or look away always gets them to shut up, as it is a well-known fact that watching me spank my monkey is no different from what's happening on the screen just past my steering wheel. They also fail to see that even if I were to encounter a potential hazard on the road during the .0375 seconds under which I have 98.166666667% of my attention on the road, I would react much faster than them due to my extensive experience with wood softening pictures of gut-wrenching drek.

In summary, I am simply disdainful.
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Toga!BLOOD/UJvY 41987600

this is, honestly, an amazing copypasta

Anonymous 41987701

You're welcome
t. good samaritan whose thread was saged


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Idiots being idiots as usual.

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Anonymous 41987894[View]

What if we compared the ponies of G4 to the ones of G4.5? Normal Pinkie against screeching Pinkie.
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Season 2 was the best, Season 1 was the worst... so where does that leave us?

🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 41987970

With a bad show


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If only all shows were this bad.

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Anonymous 41987793[View]

My little pony can't be this cute!
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Agiri 41987818

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Anonymous 41987819

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Pinkamina WBIY!Im9SILLYXo 41987831

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Bored Toothless Alligator!!Octavia 41987741[View]

It's a Sunday, it's my day off, and I'm bored. Someone entertain me.
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Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 41987777

>because I'm not a music person

well, it could just be that you don't like this particular type of music. it's avant-garde jazz, definitely not for everyone I guess.

however, I do believe that anyone could develop an appreciation for all kinds of music they thought they would never like if they dedicated enough time to it as a hobby. but I get that not everyone is into that.
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Toothless Alligator!!Octavia 41987778

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When I say I'm not a music person, I mean more so that I don't really actively try and go out and find music I like. If I like a song I like it, if I don't like a song, then I don't.

Don't really try and keep up with music in anyway, just sort of take what's given to me.
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Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 41987796


yeah...that's how most people who aren't very into music are. nothing wrong with that of course, though. sometimes I just kinda forget how certain things that are like super beautiful or powerful to me just seem weird to people who aren't into music.

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Kabel teh Lewdy[FARMER]Hobbit 41987781[View]

Alright, /oat/ I need an new Jewish Damsel creating- idea

[Made]Colorful, Red, Brown, Black

I would, begin artic jewish griffons/ but- wat would be useful in pony.town

Anonymous 41987814

oh definitely go for them ice colors man
i say go for like a spectrum of blue
kinda gives them all a relaxed feel

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Chewy (Flutter) 41987758[View]


!cpbuwI00Vo 41987774

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Other Zebras? Meisterburg!oRT4jqzTBU 41987734[View]

So, we've all been watching MLP for many seasons now, but there's one character I think needs some more background info: Zecora.
Maybe I haven't seen enough episodes with her in them, but with all the ones she's ever been in, even in her first appearance in the series, I still wonder: where did Zecora come from? And if zebras do exist in Equestria, then where are the other zebras? Or is Zecora the only one? Because in almost every episode I've seen with her in it, that information is never really brought up.
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Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 41987740

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Meisterburg!oRT4jqzTBU 41987746

I did, but from past experiences on /pony/, it takes forever for even the first poster to start a conversation in a new thread; this place is faster.
Besides, I thought /oat/ was for all content, pony and non-pony

Chewy (Flutter) 41987759

I used to think Zecora was a boy

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idk where else to post this, I just need to vent, ignore if you want Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 41987620[View]

So like I'm gonna try and not go into excessive detail here because I've already talked about some of these things a lot, but basically, one of my brother's friends is like, more or less trying to live with us.

And we're not fully sure why, we know he has shitty parents, but he says himself he hasn't been kicked out. My personal speculation is that maybe his dad is beating him, I know he has threatened to before but I don't know if he ever actually did it. And that's shitty of course, but ultimately it's not my family's problem.

he just keeps coming over uninvited every day, and even when my mom tells him he can't be in the house, he just goes out and sits in my brothers car and we can't really do anything to stop him.

and for a while, my brother was kind of enabling him, cuz ya know they are friends (not to mention my brother bummed weed off of him), but like, lately even my brother has said that he is fed up with his friend being here all the time and has even basically apologized to our mom for it.

and now things have reached a tipping point because last night, the friend asked to spend the night, but my mom said no because there is no reason he can't catch a train home, it was only about 7pm and I think the trains run until almost midnight here, but anyways, we thought he went home, but he basically ended up sneaking in and sleeping on the couch after my mom and I went to bed.

and now my brother admits that he was aware of this but like, he was really trying hard to get his friend not to do that, it just seems like he couldn't say no, and he felt bad because it was really cold out.

and now my mom is saying she's gonna call the police if that friend tries to come into the house again and it's just this big mess.

have any of you guys ever had a situation like this, where someone is like trying to force their way into living with you? it's just bizarre, I've never even heard of something like this happening.
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Elicoor13 41987672

yeah, totally.

plus...shouldn't your brother not be smoking if he wants a job?

Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 41987702


I don't think he actually wants a job. He seems to be in a state where he doesn't really care about anything (except weed, I guess).

Pony Purist 41987731


hm... doesn't sound like friendship to me. a true true friend helps a friend in need. a friend will be there to help them see. a true true friend helps a friend in need to see the light that shines from a true true friend.


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Mewtini!LELnin/wow 41987624[View]

Uuuuugh, I feel horrific.

Long story short, a regular amount of drinks turned into way too many drinks last night, and in addition to vomiting on the floor of my dorm before nearly passing out, I'm pretty sure I have an awful hangover or some shit, because my whole body feels like hell. To make matters worse, I'm also super hungry because I vomited all the food I had in the last 12 hours...

Basically, does anyone here know good ways to recover from a hangover? I took a shower just now and that helped a little, but in about two hours I have to meet up with a group to work on a project, and if I'm as shitfaced there as I am right now things aren't gonna go well.
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Pony Purist 41987664


Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to get rid of a hangover is to not have one. This means drinking lots of water to avoid dehydration, getting plenty of Vitamin C over the course of drinking to help break down the toxins, and activated charcoal to absorb toxins.

If you already have a hangover, you should simply drink plenty of water and drink several green smoothies consisting of green, leafy vegetables and fruit.

As far as how fast alcohol leaves your system, it is processed at the rate of one drink per hour. So if you have 10 drinks, it will take 10 hours to get rid of the alcohol from your system.
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lots of and lots of water. i know thats said alot, but honestly hydration here is key

then it something like bread or crackers

just down overwork yourself or you'll feel worse

then later on treat yourself to a nice burger when your stomach is more settled down

by 10 PM or so you should start noticing you will sweating it out which by that time you'll feel magnitudes better.

i bet you'd find it hard to believe but on some mornings i have bad hangovers id plan on getting drunk again. tho fortunately for me i never puke when drunk or hungover. tho puking is good because it's your body getting rid of the toxin known as alcohol

t. professional alcoholic
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God I hate the new firefox unlikeable pony 41984110[View]

No script for quantum feels all sorts of messed up compared to its old design.
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Vio Lette!qXZZ8NDkR. 41987230

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That made me come up with an idea; A web browser that has the opposite features Firefox does... Except I don't know what features Firefox has. I'm more of a Chrome person myself.

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 41987231



Anonymous 41987608

Old design was better in general. New design fucked my bookmarks to the point I actually have to click some five different fucking times.

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2d waifus Anonymous 41987074[View]

ITT: we claim a 2d waifu.
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algol 41987562

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1v1 me at the griffin, ga, mcdonalds parking lot motherfucker.
That's right, I'm challenging you to an old school fucking duel. Fight me for the right to fuck your bitch.

As I put forth the challenge of duel, you have the right to decide the challenge.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous 41987588

Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

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