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>"friend" calls and says he's coming down to hangout last night
>me: oh boooooooy... boy, i just can't wait (sarcasm)
>hours later
>i am almost there bro havent seen you in ages
>me: k dude
>"friend" says: im in your city dude almost there
>me: where could this guy be?
>"friend": hold on i gotta find drugs hurr durr
>hours later "on my way gotta smoke this rock and ill be there, meet me at such location and we can hang out like old times"
>i go there waiting for hours
>go home shitpost for a bit and go to sleep
i wish i wasn't subjected to this so called "friend" as my only IRL friend who is a literal waste of a human being meth head.
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CPU amazing!wG1CV58ydQ  42035410

Seriously though it’s amazing how many terrible people there are in the world.

Anonymous  42035477

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>literally half of all people are meaner than the average person

Anonymous  42035490

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Well I feel like crap; post about your day unlikeable pony  42034507[View]

well I feel horrifically depressed; Had sleep study last night and couldn't sleep at all (maybe nodded off a couple times for a few minutes at a time AT BEST) and worried I may have just wasted insurance and money doing it.

How's everyone else's day been?
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Whelp!tEfVeritas  42035142

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Thank you!

And, to be fair, I'd be more concerned if there wasn't a time where most Americans were displeased with their country. Then I'd know something was fishy.

Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035472

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>mfw there was almost nothing else to do at work today so I spent almost two hours of my shift just cleaning shelves

FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT it's by far the most boring and tedious task I have to do there and is always a last resort for passing time

the ways I have to bend myself in order to reach shit is really uncomfortable too. what's even worse is that I'm not allowed to put merchandise on the floor, so to clean the shelf closest to the floor, I have to take all the items off and put them on top of this rolling table thing we have.

taking five dozen pringles cans off and back on is SUCH a pain in the ass. and then my manager gets super anal about how clean it has to be, literally said "ya gotta give it some ELBOW GREASE!" like not even gonna lie once he wasn't watching I put in significantly less effort, it's so fucking pointless, it's gonna be dirty again in like a week if not less...

Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035489

man I feel bad for my manager, he's in a terrible mood today, saying "Four years of college and I'm counting potato chips" :/

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Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035282[View]

how many tabs you guys have open regularly?
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anywhere from 10 to 200, really

Snowbell  42035480

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Four to six usually. Sometimes more.

Right now I have Facebook, Pchan, 4chan, Youtube and two tabs of Walmart.com looking for Trumpets and trumpet accessories.

Edelweiss !Metta5sWWk  42035484

However many fit on one line at that exact moment...most of the time I have one window per monitor, but sometimes I split them in half because I'm watching a 4:3 show and I can just reclaim the black bar area with steam or something.

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Just did my taxes. Some observations: The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames)  42035253[View]

The CT tax form is twice as long as the federal one

If you have income from OK and your state of residence you need to pay Oklahoma income tax on your full income, not just that from OK.

CT's earned income credit form(CT-EIC) asks if you've completed CT-1040, you need to complete CT-EIC to figure your earned income tax credit, which is required to complete CT-1040

If you live alone with your child and they are kidnapped you pay a tax for that.
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Feels good not having to do my taxes.


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that'll be the day...

Heavy Mole  42035353

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>If you live alone with your child and they are kidnapped you pay a tax for that.

That's a little like someone trying to convince you to buy a car by throwing in a free t-shirt.
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heads up Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035297[View]


because NY Times is shit I can't copy/paste the text but basically there are 200 million recalled eggs throughout Colorado, Florida, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia due to salmonella.

For more info about specifically which eggs to be wary of, just click the article (there's no autoplaying video or anything like that).

Salmonella is generally not fatal but can cause lots of diarrhea and abdominal pain and stuff. It isn't fun.
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Faust!cpbuwI00Vo  42035322

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Oh nice, haven't had hard boiled eggs for roughly a month.

!RISkQqf4EM  42035330

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I'm in Colorado and I think I already got one of these eggs a few weeks ago

Anonymous  42035336

>I can't copy/paste the text
Huh, it works for me. If you're using Firefox, try setting dom.event.clipboardevents.enabled to false.

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CPU woke!wG1CV58ydQ  42035268[View]

Cat girls and boys are actually humans and not cats. They are just furries pretending to be cats.

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Noonim  42035307

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As a proud we xenophile, I find them both abhorrent.

Kabel teh Lewdy[FARMER]Hobbit  42035308

*uses an breast forming ray on female xenophiles of lizards/snakes & dragons + uses radiation for the serpent chicks 2 grow arms and legs*

Noonim  42035310

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holy fug Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035257[View]

so, earlier today, I went through two big boxes of stuff I wrote and drew while I was in elementary and middle school, and lemme tell ya, it was a fucking trip

like there was so much shit in there that I don't even remember making. I was a very actively creative child. writing tons of fictional stories, drawing stuff like fictional movie/show/game posters, I even had an ENTIRE JOURNAL filled just with acronyms I had invented, and I had a set of Mario levels I drew...

there was also a lot of schoolwork that I just tossed, we needed to get rid of stuff since we're moving to a smaller place. but I kept all the creative stuff. it's actually really baffling just how much stuff my parents saved from so long ago. it's like a mirror to my past and it's almost kind of unnerving.

do you guys have any interest in seeing some of this stuff? I could post it just for shits and giggles. something about getting an idea of how my mind worked all those years ago, is very...idk, it's something.

I need to get creative again. I want to make music now especially.
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jigs  42035270

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just old high school essays ranting about the military-industrial complex and how we never should've entered wwi

edgy rants that were actually about nothing, not even tryna pretend that they weren't

some mediocre animu drawings like deviantart kiddies whose skill level never improves like to draw

and there was also some gross homemade fappan material that i long since destroyed

nuthin new unner the sun

CPU talent!wG1CV58ydQ  42035274

My talent is making shitty threads on ponychan. 👌🏻😎

Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035275


when I was in high school I wrote a ton of edgy thinkpieces/rants/essays on my (very naive) opinions/beliefs of politics/social issues, but I'm not sure I have any of those saved, they may be lost to time, so to speak (or still saved somewhere on the computers at the high school I went to, idk). I know I printed some stuff out and have it saved somewhere.

I also wrote a lot of movie/show/game reviews. I remember writing weekly reviews of every Adventure Time episode that came out for like at least two seasons lol.

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Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM  42035237[View]

Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savour yet?

If not, who is your lord and savour?
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Kabel teh Lewdy[FARMER]Hobbit  42035240



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Not Aryan enough

Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035248

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my savior is the Based God
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Anonymous  42034916[View]

What's the most Jewish thing you've done this week, /oat/?

As for me, I bought some deeply discounted Passover candies from the local supermarket after Passover ended.
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i saw a penny and ran after it

Elicoor13  42035088

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i cooked a deckle of beef yesterday in a really traditional jewish way, aka salt casting the fucker and then leaving it in the oven for hours on end.

also been reading a bit on the practical kabbalah recently so there's that.
oh wait, this thread is just memes about greedy jews...
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Anonymous  42035200

You missed >>42034930, >>42034999, >>42034922, and >>42034928.
What's a deckle?
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Caturday Anonymous  42035094[View]

Nyan! Happy Caturday!
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Pinkamina WBIY!Im9SILLYXo  42035147

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Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42035189

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Pinkamina WBIY!Im9SILLYXo  42035194

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Why are cats so cute?

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Anonymous  42034995[View]

Coming up on the 1-year mark since the last update to Twilight's First Day.

It's been close to five years since the author said he'd be completing http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ASliceOfLife after finishing a year of grad school.

Even before his spat with mods and leaving to a different host, rhjunior was only updating every 6 months or so. I really want to see how Nyx's Family and The Great Alicorn hunt turn out.

It was 2 or 3 months ago when Pusspuss said he was getting back to writing and Madmax was getting a move on with Chris' Batty Family.

The good AdmiralBiscuit comes out with insightful 1-shots pretty regularly, but work on Onto the Pony Planet seems to have fizzled out.

This sucks. I need ponywords, dammit.

Anonymous  42035186

Cheerilee's Class. Not Nyx's Family.

About bloody time. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5492540

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CPU soldier!wG1CV58ydQ  42035156[View]

Has there ever been a time where there was a war going on and soldier gets lost from his squad and says screw it Ill get a bite to eat so he stops at a mcldonds and orders a burger. Then he goes to the beach puts his clothes and weapons in a locker, puts on some swim trunks and goes for a swim. Then he dries off puts his clothes back on finds his squad shares some nuggets then goes back to war like nothing ever happened.

Anonymous  42035157

Maybe not exactly like that, but It's pretty common.

CPU soldier!wG1CV58ydQ  42035159

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Really? lol. Im drinking and was thinking aboutthis for awhile and was laughing alot. My parents are probably wondering why im laughing so much lol.

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I was playing som counter strike and there was this one map where it took place at olive garden and I was thinking i bet the team that wins gets to eat all the food lmao

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`Ula`ula!!xjLzExZmVj  42005677[View][Last 50 Posts]

Hey, /oat/!

I'm going to be hosting an anime stream this Saturday, the 27th, at 5pm/1700 Eastern. MOD EDIT: 6:30pm EST tonight!

I'm hoping it'll become a roughly weekly thing, though the time and day will vary depending on scheduling issues because my job is run by squirrels.

We're opening with the first two episodes of Keijo!!!!!!!!/Hip Whip Girl, and the first two of Food Wars!/Shokugeki no Soma. The former's a blend of sports and incredibly tacky fanservice, and the latter's about cooking and orgasms.

I'll be hosting it through Rabbit, so if you're interested head to https://www.rabb.it/ and sign up. Fear not: it's free, and while the site encourages the use of your mic and camera, both are completely optional.
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The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames)  42035085

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`Ula`ula!!xjLzExZmVj  42035100

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`Ula`ula!!xjLzExZmVj  42035110

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Ah, that was nice... My thanks to everyone who showed!

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Dan Shy !HHpSeFdCvs  42034997[View]

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Urda  42035114

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Chewy *Element Of Fortitude*!!Twilight Sparkle  42032853[View]

>/ef/ is actually faster than us now

wh-what do we do??
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marceline  42034989

inevitably, you will be subsumed. it is the ponychan way my friend

Whelp!tEfVeritas  42035004

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Now, there's an old face.

Faust!cpbuwI00Vo  42035005

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Break The Simulation Chewy (Flutter)  42034755[View][Last 50 Posts]

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-Z-  42034959

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again... not feeling up much for arguing that statement... but i'm not feeling up much for anything...

Anonymous  42034960

What if you go into a center of a black hole where the rules of the universe stop working?
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo  42034996

They still work; we just don't know the rules there.

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sauce 🐎!SAuCeRorFc  42034798[View]

Hey guys, anyone somehow remember this stuff? I'm wondering if anyone would be interested in playing a round of this for old time's sake. I'm posting some screencaps of how this went in the past, you can read the rules at the start of the screencap.
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Whelp!tEfVeritas  42034910

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Fair enough. I just saw that they offered jobs in the States as well, so they're apparently fairly big.

Either way, I wish you the best of luck.

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Thanks, Morten. It was good to talk to you.

sauce 🐎!SAuCeRorFc  42034941

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I'm no joke losing my shit looking through these screencaps. Goddamn I loved this stuff.
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The Person Who Posts As Fluttershy (Element of Self-descriptive Usernames)  42034780

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Yeah, chromatic dragons are evil.

unlikeable pony  42034890

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Dats racist.

Whelp!tEfVeritas  42034891

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo  42034671[View]

How do I write a good survey that gets an answer for something that can't be directly asked?
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo  42034773

It's complicated...



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Specifically,I believe is what he is asking for.

Whelp!tEfVeritas  42034850

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Ask questions related to how people feel about those of differing views, but mix it in with a bunch of other questions that are semi-related. Present it as your average political compass quiz, but then pepper in questions that actually ask about what you're interested in, such as how much do you trust this and that group, do you feel like those with differing political views have reasonable concerns, and blah blah, that kind of stuff. Make sure you also ask questions that would reveal whether that person mainly consumes media which aligns with their view. Basically, you need to trick them into thinking that it's another kind of survey if you want honest answers.
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