You've never seen an italian man complain about something? Everyone in my family reacts the same exact damn way and nobody questions it. Meanwhile to everyone else we're being too dramatic, too loud, too emotional.
I ask you: Why are you all so robotic or posh or just weird. Weird. You guys are weird to me. People are weird to me. It's always been that way. My family gets me though. Czar gets me. But that's cause she's been around me long enough I guess.
I just don't swear as bad as my mother does. You should hear her. Mouth worse than a sailor. But we made our own pasta every night. Grandpa was proud of her, bless his soul may he rest with the Lord.
Uncle Vinny was sad as hell when he died. Vinny was the only reason I'm here too. Without him I'd be with my deadbeat fat indian father.
Don't like him.