Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5b585f) No.425242
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Id fuck donald because i feel like it would be the roughest and most fun, and since i dont think any of them are attractive, thats all i can base it on.
Id kill mikie, because i never liked him, and id marry goofy because he is the nicest and likes to do housework, plus he is a good parent.
Though, im pretty sure if max ever opened up the cover to the septic tank, he would find the body of his mom, or at least the skeleton. Then goofy would come up behind him and say "gorsh" before shoving him in, and max would fall and go "YAAAAA HOO HOO HOYEEEE!"