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FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid:   419513[Last 50 Posts]

Alright let's have at it, what have you always wanted to ask a drunk Scotsman?

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419514

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Whatcha drinking? Jack and cokes?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419515

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>>419514
Mostly yes but it's apple flavoured.

Kady (Element of being being lonely) (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419516

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>MFW I can't drink with you
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Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419517

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What do you think about hellsing? Is it the most British anime you have ever seen?

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419518

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>>419515
Never tried the apple flavored Jack Daniel's. Come to think of it, the only flavored whisky I've ever had was cinnamon.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419519

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>>419516
This is why you need to do so.

>>419517
When I started watching the English version, yes, after all who doesn't like big tits.

>>419518
I've tried gold flavoured vodka so you should try it too.

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419524

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>>419519
You talking about Smirnoff Gold, or something else?
I almost always mix vodka, so I don't see much of a point of flavored ones (though I do like drinking potato vodka straight)

Kady (Element of being being lonely) (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419528

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>>419519
Great! We will someday.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419536

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>>419524
I only drink the fanciest of vodka.

>>419528
Aren't you supposed to be sleeping.

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419537

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>>419536
What is the fanciest vodka?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419539

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>>419537
When you taste nothing but gold.

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419540

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>>419539
But I wanna taste the boozahol, not gold.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419541

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>>419540
That's why you'll never be drunk.

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419542

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>>419541
So you're telling me it's actually gold, and not booze that gets you drunk? What have I been doing all these years then?

Cyrus!7psBEARDiE (ID: f61c4c)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419544

Guinness is meh. Yes or no.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419545

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>>419544
I agree it's meh, I only drink spirits.
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Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419553

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What do you think about British vehicles?

Anonymous (ID: 73fa1a)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419555

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What do you think of the Irish?

AustroSpike (ID: bdd045)Country code: at, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419591

Are there sober ones?

TOSSF!Hate6mm0cs (ID: b707a9)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419631

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>>419555
Bohemian Grove.
Everyone there was Irish.
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FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 063795)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419633

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Good news i'm sober and on death's door now.

>>419553
Got 4 wheels, can go off road, on road but they never have cup holders these days.

>>419555
Other than the fact that all the males either look like Ed Sheeran or Walter White, I like them enough.

And they have no tall buildings in Ireland.

>>419591
I'm almost certain there are, after all someone has to drive them back from the pub.

Kady (Element of being being lonely) (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419635

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>>419633
Get well soon, Shaunie.

(ID: 39742d)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419639

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Are Scotsmen as bad at tennis as Monty Python has implied?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 063795)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419647

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>>419635
I remember when I didn't get hungover, those were the days.

>>419639
That's lies and slander of the highest order, we're worse.
We don't even know what tennis is. We're not just proud of that, we're smug about it.

(ID: 39742d)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419649

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>>419647
Sounds like they were being way too kind

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: 7365c4)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419650

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You.. Youre not really gonna leave us are you?

(ID: 39742d)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419652

>>419650
I'm sure the EU was thinking the same thing during that whole Brexit nonsense.

Urda (ID: d334ad)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419656

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>>419513
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE THAT IS A KILT?

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: 7365c4)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419658

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>>419652

To be fair there is an obvious major difference between two countries that are side by side on the same island, share a land border and share almost six hundred years of joined history and friendship and a faceless poltical union that has barley existed for twenty years
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>>419658
That's kind of understandable, but on the other hand, doesn't this cause issues with Northern Ireland?

!PipesTtB.A (ID: 778c91)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419667

>>419658
Surely Englands economy is going to be kaput when the second lockdown comes into effect, and the third and forth because chav cunts cant keep thier masks on for 2 minutes.

(ID: 39742d)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419671

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>>419667
Are chavs really that common?

Urda (ID: d334ad)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419672

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>>419658
OY THE LAD MAKES A FAIR POINT.

HAVE SOME RUNRIG: 💥EVERY RIVER : RUNRIG : SCOTLAND💥

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 063795)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419677

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>>419650
It's alright we can still be friends, after all it's not you it's me.

>>419656
If it allows you to go commando and tells your clan history then it's a kilt.

>>419671
They're an invasive species that needs to be eradicated.
We have NEDs instead but they're basically the same.

Urda (ID: d334ad)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419682

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>>419677
>>Go Commando

OY.

!PipesTtB.A (ID: 778c91)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419684

>>419671
Depends on the region really. Down in Kent where i am , theyre plentiful, tons up in places like Manchester and Liverpool etc. One of the towns next to me Chatham used to have its own website dedicated to digusting ugly chav girls but i think its gone now.

(ID: 39742d)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  419685

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>>419684
Ah, that's too ba-
>used to have its own website dedicated to digusting ugly chav girls
God what an abomination.

!PipesTtB.A (ID: 778c91)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419687

>>419685
Yeah originally got put up as a joke by some lads i think but it became really popular that it became quite famous down here lol.

I think theres a rap video about the area around where i live on youtube, ill see if i can find it so you can see some nice examples of chavery.

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>>419687
Is it that one stupid song about "put a donk in it", whatever the hell that means?

!PipesTtB.A (ID: 778c91)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  419704

>>419697
Nah, gimme 2 secs i found it, the site gives me "Post looks automated, post discarded" message a lot when i post , fkin annoying lol.

JDefianT - Welcome To Medway [Music Video] (Prod. by Shannon Parkes) @JDefianT

The guy he mentions in the vid, Billy the Quid, ive given him a quid before, and ive been at half the locations in the vid, i dont actually live in Chatham tho just near it in "Rich old Rainham" as he mentions lol.
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Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423264

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>>419513
Soooooooooooo.... whats with the hat?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423267

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>>423264
Damn you! You've forced me to be part of the bandwagon!

To answer your question, I wanted something to make me distinct from the other RD posters in the early days of the fandom.

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423270

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Is mommy girlfriend the best kind of girlfriend?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423272

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>>423267
But, why the hat?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423273

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Why not this hat?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423276

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>>423270
Every girlfriend is the best kind.
But if you had to make me choose then big tiddy goth gf.

>>423272
>>423273
Because I have taste and the top hat commands respect.

Snowbell (ID: 970a72)Country code: pittsburgh.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423277

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So what do you wear under your skirt?

The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423280

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>>423276
Does Scotland have many goth people?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 0e7a11)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423283

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>>423276
Why not a gibus?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423287

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>>423277
Typically a sgian-dubh, which is a knife used for utility and defense. It's tucked into the sock the same side as your dominant hand.

Though if it wasn't for the UK knife laws we'd be able to use the more traditional dirk.

>>423280
They're all over the place in the cities, especially if it's a Friday night.
In fact you see all kinds on a Friday night; goth girls and guys, 40+ drunk women in pink cowboy hats for some reason, people making out in a McDonalds, guys trying to fight hedgehogs, the whole lot.

>>423283
I can barely photoshop a cartoon hat, how the hell am I supposed to manage a 3D one?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423289

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>>423287
Why are you afraid of a challenge?

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423291

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>>423287
So goths don’t hang around in dark castles? Doesn’t Scotland have plenty of castles?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423297

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>>423289
Because the outcome wouldn't be worth it.

>>423291
They do, it's just generally they're not the one the tourists go to. They usually hang out in the abandoned ones.

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423307

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>>423297
Oh cool, it’s just like in anime.

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423311

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Is Scotland basically just an Isekai anime?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423323

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>>423311
Exactly, we've got them all; we've got dwarves, orks, old wizards, lesbians, accidental sodomy, humans, castles, creeks, ale, bread, swords and sorcery and meat.

The best part you don't even need to get hit by a truck to get here.

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423328

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>>423323
Do you go on quests?

AustroSpike (ID: a4636f)Country code: at, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423329

>>423323
>The best part you don't even need to get hit by a truck to get here.
But it wouldn't hurt to, right.
Oh, uh...

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423331

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>>423328
Every day! I fight off the ravenous hordes of junkies, I evade the hungry cougars looking for their next fresh meat, I barter with the merchants in the barrows and I get drunk and eat a lot.

>>423329
Free healthcare baby, you can get hit all you want.

(ID: 110101)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423333

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Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423336

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>>423331
That’s pretty cool nigga. So what anime is most like Scotland?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423340

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>>423333
Sadly no, i'm much more handsome.
Though I will have to fight him because he has the same name as me.

>>423336
Samurai Jack.

སྤྲུལ་པZone!dead.Ln15w (ID: 2191d1)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423341

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Fuck kinda thread is this.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423342

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>>423341
a funyshaun thread

སྤྲུལ་པZone!dead.Ln15w (ID: 2191d1)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423344

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>>423342
You ever drank codeine, kadence?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423345

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>>423341
The best kind of thread, full of enlightened individuals.

>>423342
You spelled my name correctly! Are you feeling well?

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423348

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>>423340
Have you seen Konosuba? That’s what I was imagining Scotland was like.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423351

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> Drunk Scotsman

Isn't that a tautology?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423357

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>>423345
I'm feeling allot better, yes. I talked to Marisa yesterday and she was nice and it was just lovely to talk to her again.

(ID: 110101)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423360

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>>423340
is that a common name in the in the land of haggis?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423364

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>>423348
I haven't seen it but I know about it.
Mostly I know it has explosions and masochists, so it's not too far off from here.

>>423351
It's mostly because I wasn't particularly worried about reducing redundancies, partly because on the spectrum of alcoholism I was on the "Might not be entirely coherent side" so I wanted to give a fair warning as to what to expect.

>>423357
That's excellent to hear, keep it up Miss Kady.

>>423360
"Sean" yes, "Shaun" no.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423369

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>>423364

Is there a monster in Loch Ness, or did you make it up to attract dumb tourists?

(ID: 110101)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423370

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>>423364
speaking of haggis

is that really common in scotland or is it a stereotype?

whats funny, is haggis is actually outlawed here in the USA from what i recall

which is stupid because people should be able to eat whatever the fuck they want tbh

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423372

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>>423364
What if it was called faggis instead of haggis?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423373

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>>423364
You never answered my question in the other thread;

Why are you Scottish? Have you always been Scottish? Have you come out to your parents about being Scottish yet? Do you think it was something you were born with, or do you think you chose to be Scottish?

Neppy!DESU/dTf9A (ID: 8fe309)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423377

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>>423370
Seems to be lungs specifically that are outlawed here, every other ingredient is available.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423380

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>>423369
Of course she's real, otherwise why would people come to see it? Cause if we want to simply attract tourists all we have to do is speak.

>>423370
It is indeed very common, you'll find it in chippies and restaurants alike, the best thing in the world really.
Hell i'd eat it everyday if I could.

>>423372
I'd still eat it like it was my last meal.

>>423373
I didn't choose it, it chose me.
Some people are born to greatness, some have it thrust upon them, my answer to both is yes.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423381

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>>423380

Did Scots ruin Scotland?

(ID: 110101)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423384

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>>423377
ah, i suppose that seems about right

>>423380
...huh.

i would give it a try personally

what is chippies?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423386

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What would you say is your proudest achievement so far?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423387

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>>423380
Nice ♥

Next question; If you could have been born in any other country, which would it be?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423404

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>>423381
Only the bad ones, we're still trying to figure those ones out.
Until we do, Scotland will be empty until further notice.

>>423384
Fish & chip shop.

>>423386
Being able to understand a Scottish accent.
Went to Ireland and didn't get into a fight.
Didn't pass out in a Jacuzzi in a hotel.
Got banned from a hotel by getting everyone drunk that ended when someone got stabbed with a laptop.

>>423387
None.
Well maybe Japan but admittedly that because I envision myself the same but with black hair.

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>>423404

What are your thoughts on the Welsh?

What are your thoughts on Scotland becoming a part of Scandinavia? We would still very much like to have you.

When did you join Ponychan? I seem to recall you being around way back in 2011, but I could be wrong.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423412

>>423404
あなたはこれをグーグルで検索しました、そしてあなたは私も不潔なウィーブーであることを知っています
UNITED WEEBS OF P-CHAN

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423428

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>>423404
Should i expect any earnest answers in this thread?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423439

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>>423408
I spent some time in Wales and really the only bad thing I can say is that it's impossible to get directions because I can't pronounce or spell any of the bloody names.

I certainly have no objection to it, though i'm not sure how Scotland as a whole feels about it while from what i've seen there's not many that oppose it adamantly.

You're right, I came here roughly about that time more or less.

>>423412
If I could understand you then I would agree.

>>423428
I'm always earnest.
I was being entirely sincere about that last one.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423444

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>>423439

With a name like that, shouldn't you be making more jokes?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423446

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>>423439
In that case, do you have any aspiration to achieve something more than being able to understand your own language?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423448

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>>423439
What's your favorite TV show or cartoon?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423455

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>>423444
It doesn't work if I force it, I just let them flow naturally. Though I usually rely on the fact that people don't often see walking jokes to entertain them.

>>423446
Of course I do, it's quite simple.
Enjoy my life doing what I want within reason, be a half decent friend and life as long as humanly possible.

It's not always easy but things worth having hardly are.

>>423448
Cartoon: MLP though that's obvious.
As for TV shows, I'd say Fraser and Still game.
This post was edited by its author on .

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423459

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>>423455

What'll your next lie be? Is your name actually Jonesy?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423463

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>>423455
Nice choices.
I used to like Fraser when I was young.

What do you do for work?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423466

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>>423459
No they call me Johnny Big Dick on account of my fantastic personality.

See the lie there was implying I had a personality.

>>423463
Well nothing right now, I was paid to stay home.

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>>423466

I take it that "personality" is a euphemism in this case?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423474

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>>423469
No I mean literally because i'm a dickhead.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423475

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>>423466
I know, but what do you normally do?

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 0ca67d)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423479

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>>423474

I thought your people called them "knobs" or "bell-ends".

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423483

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>>423475
International stock taker.

>>423479
We do but that's just a small part in our varied vocabulary for insulting people.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423485

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>>423483
Oh wow. I hardly expected that as an answer. Do you like your job?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423487

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>>423485
Not especially but I did enjoy being able to explore different countries.
Well if we weren't booked in a motel by a motorway.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423489

>>423487
When's the next time you're coming to DC?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423491

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>>423489
I need to have a first time I come to DC first.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423493

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>>423491
Then trade stock with the government of America

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423496

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>>423493
Or you can just smuggle me in like we planned.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423512

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>>423496
I'll hide you in a single tampon

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423515

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>>423512
Not to brag but i'm slightly bigger than that.

In fact i'd need a visit to the local blender first if that's the route we're taking.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423517

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>>423515
If there's a will, there's a way

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 0e7a11)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423532

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>>423455
Thats a good answer.

Do you plan to own a house one day?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423535

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>>423517
I prefer having a will where I don't end up dead.

>>423532
I'd like to have a place to call my own but that requires reasonable housing and a well paying job.

Though at this point i'd be happy sharing an apartment.

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: bf30eb)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423536

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I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt?

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 0e7a11)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423537

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>>423535
Doesn't your job pay well? It sounds like its fairly professional.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423540

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>>423537
Let me put it this way, when I was paid to stay at home I actually made more money than if I was working.

>>423536
See the logic is what's the point of wearing a kilt if you're going to cover up.
Either way it's going to be either a knife or whisky.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423541

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>>423535
Fiiiiine. We'll smuggle you through by telling them you're an African refuge

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: bf30eb)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423542

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>>423540
I thought the logic was that it's funny

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423545

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>>423541
Well I do have the African accent, it's basically the same.

>>423542
Spoken like someone who has never worn nothing but a kilt.
Let the genitals fly free and enlightenment shall follow.

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: bf30eb)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423547

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>>423545
I settled for a towel most of the time.

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: a58913)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423550

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>>423540
Thats true of most people i know, including myself. I went on UI for 2 weeks before i found a new job, and that was double weekly pay than ive ever made in my life.
Did you save it?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423554

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>>423545
Then we can just get you on all the same gimmie-dats as the rest of DC

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f0bf06)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423555

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>>423547
Ah but you can't wear it in public without getting arrested.

>>423550
I don't really have anything to spend it on besides bills and food, i've got enough to last me a few months so i'm not in any danger.

>>423554
I'll need a place to stay, so you'll have to also smuggle me into your place.

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: bf30eb)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423557

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>>423555
Well. You can't.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423564

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>>423555

Nice trips

And this plan is breaking down to be more complicated then it originally sounded. I liked my tampon idea.

Guess you'll have to stay in Scottland and not get murdered in Glasgow.

>*hugs*

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: a58913)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423585

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>>423555
In that case, cant you save up a down payment?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 716c69)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423588

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>>423585
I haven't saved up that much!
Clearly the only solution is for someone here to bunk up with me.

>>423564
There goes my Friday plans then.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423608

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>>423588
Coming to America or getting murdered in Glasgow?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423609

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>>423608
Getting murdered, that's at least free.
I have to pay to go to America.

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 95f5e7)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423617

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>>423588
Come live here and sit by the fire.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423620

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>>423609
>getting murdered is free
Not with my limited time service plan!

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423622

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>>423617
I don't mind sharing a bed with your dog, just put another food bowl next to hers and i'm set.

>>423620
I know you're looking for a job but you need something more long term than offing me, plus for you to make money off me that require me having money.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423631

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>>423622
No no no no......

It's a service called "assisted suicide"

You sign up, give me all your money, and I "assist" in your suicide.

!PipesTtB.A (ID: 778c91)Country code: windows9x.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423633

>>423631
Plis kil me

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423635

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>>423631
But what if I want to live?

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423637

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>>423635
Then this service isn't for you.

>>423633
Just bring me your government authorization, and we're in bussness

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 95f5e7)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423679

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>>423622
Then its settled.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423687

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>>423679
Alright when are you moving out so the dog and I can get the house?

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423785

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Would you wear these?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423788

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>>423785
If you made it black and gave those cool lights that are in the heel.

If you can then Hell yeah.

Hubert!Zn.OKn9A2o (ID: 801314)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423789

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>>419513
Why can't you guys speak proper English?

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423790

>>423788
You could think of it as water camo shoes.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423791

What's your favorite movie?

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423792

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Would you wear vhs shoes?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423795

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>>423789
Cause it ca'ed Scots, ye ken?

>>423791
Oh man that's a question and a half.
Let's see, let's go with recent, action: Judge dredd Comedy: Hot fuzz.

I realize it's a complete non-answer but I can never pick a favourite.

>>423792
Those are cool as fuck, most definitely.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423796

>>423795
And plus they are high top, so they give you more protection while you go on quests.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423799

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>>423796
Exactly! Those ankle biting bastards stand no chance now.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423800

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>>423799
You should just wear no clothes except for those shoes.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423803

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>>423800
Now now you'd have to buy me some food first if you want me to do that.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423819

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>>423803
I’ll buy you a shoe for your dick.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423821

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>>423819
My dick is worth more than a shoe, you're going to have to pay more than that sonny Jim.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423824

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>>423821
It can work just as long as you have a boner. You just need to stay hard so that the shoe doesn’t fall off.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423825

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>>423824
Oh that's what you meant, i'm slightly less insulted now.
That's easy enough for me, I just need to get a fluffer.

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423852

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>>423821
>My dick is worth more than a shoe
I want this on a T shirt, and i refuse to read up and find out the context. I just want to sit here knowing that shauns dick is worth more than a shoe, not why that came up, not what kind of shoe, just that when it comes to cost analysis of his dick its greater than shoe.
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Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423855

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>>423852
You need some super rare $1,000 Jordan’s to go with it.

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423858

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>>423855
His dick is still worth more.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423860

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>>423852
At this point i'm not shocked that you want to just sit down and think about my dick.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423861

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>>423858
But it will make his dick look that much better.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423862

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>>423860
You need to dip your dick in liquid gold.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423866

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>>423862
Can I not? I'd prefer getting a bit more use out of it before I sacrifice it to make a dildo for Mk.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423869

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>>423866
Why not? What are you? A fag?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423870

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>>423869
I'm just not that generous to give someone the pleasure of me, without me getting the pleasure of them.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423875

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>>423869
okay, i thought that was a vag for a sec in that image but they're just ass cheeks lol
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Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423876

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>>423870
Go eat some haggis faggis.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423877

>>423875
I didn’t even notice that.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423884

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>>423877
it's fine

one of the beautiful things about woman is when you look between their legs you can see the bottom of their booty below their vag

not by much, but my goddess, hnnnnnnggggg!

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423887

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>>423876
That's not fair, you need to tell me what you eat so I can make up a witty rhyme.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423891

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>>423887
I eat




food

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423896

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>>423884
I never noticed that cause I’m not a pervert.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423905

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>>423896
i will admit im a pervert

i usually dont do that

i keep it generally to myself

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423921

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>>423905
Ew, perverts like sex and sex is gross.

(ID: 429f98)Country code: amsterdam.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423933

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>>423921
Sometimes I wish we had a pool just so I could push you in it.

Muffin!Kitty1xYW6 (ID: d2fdc5)Country code: gyrobowl.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423937

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>>423921
Didn't you just want me to suck your penis one day.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423939

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>>423933
I wish we had a place to put the pool.

How about we all pitch in and buy an apartment complex?

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423993

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>>423933
That sounds like fun.

>>423937
Today is Wednesday which is a church day so no sex for today.

>>423939
Let’s do it.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424165

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If the bus to Fullarton departs Haghill at 2pm and I head out the opposite way on foot at 2:15 how long until I get mugged?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424166

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>>424165
About now, gimme your money.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 6587fe)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424187

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>>424166

Scots use money now?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424190

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>>424187
No we trade and barter.
We only use money when interacting with the outside world.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 6587fe)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424192

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>>424190

What would a typical Scottish bargaining session sound like?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424195

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>>424192
"Listen you wee nugget, ah'm gonna pump you till yer shittin sideways and they gonna wonder why a pizza is walkin aboot like a jesse with a limp."

"Yer maw's a cunt."

"Deal!"

Anonymous (ID: bbc028)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424206

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Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424724

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Have you ever mixed Glayva with eggnog?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 67b4b2)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424854

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>>424206
Hey that's only mostly true.

>>424724
Never even tried eggnog, in all honesty it doesn't sound particularly appealing.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424875

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>>424854
If you mix in a shot of Glayva it tastes kind of like fruitcake.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424904

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Have you ever been to Loch Oich?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424910

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>>424904
No but i've been to Loch Lomond.

Lovely place, very wet.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424911

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>>424910
That's funny then. I've probably been to more of Scotland than you have.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: 7365c4)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  424912

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>>424910

What about Loch Ness?

And do you still owe her about three fifty?

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>>424912
I've been there, and all around Inverness proper. It's very lovely up there.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424918

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>>424911
You do know that I live here? We have more than lochs, shockingly enough.

>>424912
It's been a while but I believe I have and it's only tourists that owe the lady of the lake money.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424919

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>>424918
When I was a boy my family spent a whole summer in Scotland and we rented a car and went literally everywhere. So there's not a Scottish place name I don't at least recognize because I've pretty much been into and through every little back country town.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424922

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>>424919
Benmore Gardens?

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424925

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>>424922
Quite possibly. I don't have an official list of places we went. But there's a whole pile of photo albums (this was the days before digital photography) Next time I see my folks I should ask to look through them.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425263

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If I told you I was at the airport and needed a lift would you show up with an elevator?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425264

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>>425263
Only the kind that can go side to side and diagonal.

It may even be glass.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425298

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What does Scotland smell like?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425303

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>>425298
Wet grass and burning wood.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425317

>>425303
Does that mean it smells like a swamp?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425322

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>>425317
No but it is mostly forests.
So if that's your thing then you're in luck.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425325

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>>425322
As long as shrek doesn't scare me off.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425331

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>>425325
If you like me you'll like Shrek, we're basically the same.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425345

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>>425331
I hope you're classy and less oniony

The shrekoning is real


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