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FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f6c281)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid:   419513[View All]

Alright let's have at it, what have you always wanted to ask a drunk Scotsman?
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Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423852

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>>423821
>My dick is worth more than a shoe
I want this on a T shirt, and i refuse to read up and find out the context. I just want to sit here knowing that shauns dick is worth more than a shoe, not why that came up, not what kind of shoe, just that when it comes to cost analysis of his dick its greater than shoe.
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Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423855

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>>423852
You need some super rare $1,000 Jordan’s to go with it.

Mk17!!Trixie (ID: 5555cb)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423858

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>>423855
His dick is still worth more.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423860

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>>423852
At this point i'm not shocked that you want to just sit down and think about my dick.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423861

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>>423858
But it will make his dick look that much better.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423862

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>>423860
You need to dip your dick in liquid gold.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423866

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>>423862
Can I not? I'd prefer getting a bit more use out of it before I sacrifice it to make a dildo for Mk.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423869

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>>423866
Why not? What are you? A fag?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423870

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>>423869
I'm just not that generous to give someone the pleasure of me, without me getting the pleasure of them.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423875

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>>423869
okay, i thought that was a vag for a sec in that image but they're just ass cheeks lol
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Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423876

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>>423870
Go eat some haggis faggis.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423877

>>423875
I didn’t even notice that.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423884

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>>423877
it's fine

one of the beautiful things about woman is when you look between their legs you can see the bottom of their booty below their vag

not by much, but my goddess, hnnnnnnggggg!

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423887

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>>423876
That's not fair, you need to tell me what you eat so I can make up a witty rhyme.

Mythix (pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423891

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>>423887
I eat




food

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423896

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>>423884
I never noticed that cause I’m not a pervert.

(ID: b3e469)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423905

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>>423896
i will admit im a pervert

i usually dont do that

i keep it generally to myself

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423921

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>>423905
Ew, perverts like sex and sex is gross.

(ID: 429f98)Country code: amsterdam.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423933

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>>423921
Sometimes I wish we had a pool just so I could push you in it.

Muffin!Kitty1xYW6 (ID: d2fdc5)Country code: gyrobowl.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423937

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>>423921
Didn't you just want me to suck your penis one day.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f830c7)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  423939

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>>423933
I wish we had a place to put the pool.

How about we all pitch in and buy an apartment complex?

Mythix (Pchans police)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 1d4b68)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  423993

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>>423933
That sounds like fun.

>>423937
Today is Wednesday which is a church day so no sex for today.

>>423939
Let’s do it.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424165

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If the bus to Fullarton departs Haghill at 2pm and I head out the opposite way on foot at 2:15 how long until I get mugged?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424166

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>>424165
About now, gimme your money.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 6587fe)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424187

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>>424166

Scots use money now?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424190

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>>424187
No we trade and barter.
We only use money when interacting with the outside world.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: 6587fe)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424192

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>>424190

What would a typical Scottish bargaining session sound like?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: e7c7ec)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424195

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>>424192
"Listen you wee nugget, ah'm gonna pump you till yer shittin sideways and they gonna wonder why a pizza is walkin aboot like a jesse with a limp."

"Yer maw's a cunt."

"Deal!"

Anonymous (ID: bbc028)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424206

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Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424724

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Have you ever mixed Glayva with eggnog?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 67b4b2)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424854

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>>424206
Hey that's only mostly true.

>>424724
Never even tried eggnog, in all honesty it doesn't sound particularly appealing.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424875

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>>424854
If you mix in a shot of Glayva it tastes kind of like fruitcake.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424904

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Have you ever been to Loch Oich?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424910

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>>424904
No but i've been to Loch Lomond.

Lovely place, very wet.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424911

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>>424910
That's funny then. I've probably been to more of Scotland than you have.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: 7365c4)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  424912

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>>424910

What about Loch Ness?

And do you still owe her about three fifty?

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424913

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>>424912
I've been there, and all around Inverness proper. It's very lovely up there.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424918

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>>424911
You do know that I live here? We have more than lochs, shockingly enough.

>>424912
It's been a while but I believe I have and it's only tourists that owe the lady of the lake money.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424919

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>>424918
When I was a boy my family spent a whole summer in Scotland and we rented a car and went literally everywhere. So there's not a Scottish place name I don't at least recognize because I've pretty much been into and through every little back country town.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: 359529)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424922

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>>424919
Benmore Gardens?

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  424925

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>>424922
Quite possibly. I don't have an official list of places we went. But there's a whole pile of photo albums (this was the days before digital photography) Next time I see my folks I should ask to look through them.

Fren (ID: ced2bb)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425263

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If I told you I was at the airport and needed a lift would you show up with an elevator?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425264

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>>425263
Only the kind that can go side to side and diagonal.

It may even be glass.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425298

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What does Scotland smell like?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425303

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>>425298
Wet grass and burning wood.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425317

>>425303
Does that mean it smells like a swamp?

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425322

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>>425317
No but it is mostly forests.
So if that's your thing then you're in luck.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425325

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>>425322
As long as shrek doesn't scare me off.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: f2fd14)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  425331

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>>425325
If you like me you'll like Shrek, we're basically the same.

!KadyLuvzOQ (ID: 10822e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  425345

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>>425331
I hope you're classy and less oniony

The shrekoning is real


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