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'Chup to? Mk17 (ID: 0405e4)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid:   386938[View All]

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Mk17 (ID: 224d75)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392433

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Speaking of boats, i gotta canoe.

It was my dads. Its fithy and sun faded because my sister had it for years, but a good wash and a wax and it will be good as new.

Surprise (ID: 721a12)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392434

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>>392427
I'll just have to float my options

>>392431
*Extremely Warcraft III voice* More Work

Mk17 (ID: 224d75)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392444

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>>392434
Be sure to stay liquid.

Also, if you click the human peasant in wc1 fast enough, he stops saying "yes" and starts saying "i see" because the sounds blend together.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVY (ID: 5655b0)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392451

>>392433
My dad used to have a canoe and a small boat, and I went out on them a good few times for fishing. Then he basically stopped fishing entirely forever because he and my brother got in a boat accident that literally almost killed them, and traumatized them. :/

Surprise (ID: 721a12)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392453

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>>392444
They always be hiding voice lines for people that have nothing better to do than click a unit 100 times

Snowbell (ID: 14f7ad)Country code: pittsburgh.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392455

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>>392433
Noice. I have a 12' Jon boat. Don't have a motor for it though.

Mk17 (ID: 224d75)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392460

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>>392453
Now that i think about it, it wasnt clicking the unit, it was clicking the "stop" or "hold" command. He would just keep saying yes every time, and if you did it fast enough the sounds would play over one another and make and auditory illusion.
I know what your talking about though, and the siege tank was the best for it haha.

>>392455
Row, row.... row the boat.
I've been lookin for a john boat, but people want all the money for then. A trolling motor can be had cheap on clist.

>>392451
Oof, bad luck. What happened?

Chewy (ID: 6da987)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392462

>>392460
They were basically out on a lake when an unexpected storm happened and wrecked the boat while they were in it.
My brother had a life jacket but my dad didn't and had to swim a massive distance to shore in stormy waters, and with his health (even back then) its nearly a miracle he survived it. My brother was basically cheering him on from the shore, yelling to him "Please, you can do it, you can make it" etc.
I wasn't there but it sounded like it was something out of a literal nightmare. They were both taken to a hospital and me/my mom rushed to see them. "Fun" fact: We accidentally went to the wrong hospital at first.

Mk17 (ID: 224d75)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392468

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>>392462
Yeah, that sounds pretty traumatizing tbh. I can see why they wouldn't want to boat again.

Surprise (ID: 721a12)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392487

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>>392460
"I'm not defending German technical superiority I'm stating the fucking obvious!"

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVY (ID: ecfe39)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392833

Three more days...

Mk17 (ID: 5d12b3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392834

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>>392487
What?

>>392833
Till you go back to Massachusetts?

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVY (ID: ecfe39)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392835

>>392834
>Till you go back to Massachusetts?
Ye

Mk17 (ID: 5d12b3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392838

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>>392835
Rough.
Gotta pack in a lot of coitus into 3 days then.

Surprise (ID: 26fe61)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392840

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>>392834
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m stuck on the eastern front, and so are fucking you

Favorite unit lines from company of heroes

Mk17 (ID: 66a9ff)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392841

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>>392840
Ohhh haha.
I never played that.
I played all the blizzard "crafts" some c&c total annihilation, and a couple others, but not that one D:

Also, what do you call a fly that lost its wings?
a walk

Surprise (ID: d7109c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392847

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>>392841
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a drink and a mop

Mk17 (ID: 5d12b3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392849

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>>392847
2 guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducked.

Chewy (ID: bf6054)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392850

>>392838
We will.
Tbh I'm about ready to go home, though. Like, knowing I'll be physically apart from Mac again is brutal, BUT I am looking forward to being in my home state with my family, my house, my Xbox etc. I think what it comes down to is that living together with either of our moms as well is...not ideal. Like, the time me and Mac have had to ourselves has been fantastic, and there has been a lot of it, but then the times where his mom is home is often SUCH a slog. Its like we're just constantly waiting for the next period of time to ourselves whereas in an actual permanent living-together situation, it would be just us, and we could interact how we actually want to on a more consistent basis.
Getting to that point, though...well, its gonna take some figuring out/planning. These last six weeks were overall great and very worthwhile but I can't deny that this time, I have some actual homesickness. This is THE longest I have EVER been away from home in my entire life. Its quite an accomplishment, really, and I'm lucky to have been granted these opportunities to have increasingly long trips here.
But...I am ready to be home, for awhile at least.

(ID: d0bb2d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392855

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>>392433 looks nice

Mk17 (ID: 5d12b3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392861

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>>392850
Thats all completely reasonable.
Its good you broke a boundary in how long you've been away from home and that it was a positive experience.

>>392855
Thanks. I've never paddled a canoe this big by myself, so I've been doing a lot of research on the subject before i try to attempt it.
Dont want to get stuck out there haha.

(ID: d0bb2d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392867

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>>392861 How long is it? Is it a 3 seater (as in, 3 actual seats)? It's good to have an extra paddle. Other than that, I'm not sure what would be different from a regular canoe.

Mk17 (ID: 5d12b3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392871

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>>392867
Its 14 feet.

The difference is, there is more bow, and a bow becomes a sail when you paddle alone, and the more bow in front of you, the more the wind will throw you around.

No, there is a yolk in the middle.

Surprise (ID: d7109c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392875

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>>392849
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent

Mk17 (ID: 48e640)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392877

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>>392875
A mom tomato a dad tomato and a baby tomato were walking down the street. The baby tomato was lagging behind so the dad tomato crushed him and said "ketchup".

(ID: d0bb2d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392959

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>>392871 Isn't that close to standard length? Yeah, I've always put gear in the front and paddled from the back.

Mk17 (ID: 48e640)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392967

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>>392959
Yeah, it is, but ive only paddled those old town kayak canoe hybrid things alone.
I also dont have 100lbs of gear to bring with me ever time i wanna go out for a pleasure cruse.
So, im just reading up on the best methods before just running out and tossing it in a river that has a bunch of waterfalls is all.

Chewy!MUSIC.FbVY (ID: ecfe39)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392985

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>in the middle of "the act"
>Mac's mom walks in the front door, over an hour early home from work and didn't even text us
>make a mad dash to get dressed

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE

Snowbell (ID: 6e1e02)Country code: pittsburgh.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  392990

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>>392871
>and the more bow in front of you, the more the wind will throw you around.

Yep, I've gone out on my own in largish canoes and not been able to get anywhere because of a moderate breeze. Is very frustrating.

Mk17 (ID: e2b9f7)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  392995

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>>392985
Were you on the kitchen table or something?
You should have stared her in the eye while you finnished to establish dominance.

>>392990
Kneeling as close to center as possible seems to be the prevailing theory im finding.
Sitting in the front seat backwards and paddling the stern forward also seems to be pretty standard.

Chewy (ID: bf6054)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393000

>>392995
Lmao no we were in his room, but its not exactly a huge house

I have a suspicion she knew something was up but had mercy and didn't comment on it 😂😂

Chewy (ID: 0b83b0)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393220

Tomorrow morning...

Mythix (element of psychological warfare)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 265935)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393263

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Now I’m getting all these advertisements for women’s clothing just because I looked at some Japanese school girl uniforms.

Anonymous (ID: 08021c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393321

>>393263
I've made that mistake before.
Look at ONE set of programming socks, and suddenly, everything on Amazon is wanting to sell you some feminine wear.

Mythix (element of psychological warfare)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 265935)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393322

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>>393321
Some of things wish advertises to me is absolutely halarious and I’m thinking about using the site to buy something.
This post was edited by its author on .

Anonymous (ID: 08021c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393323

>>393322
You can usually get it elsewhere cheaper. But, it is pretty good for finding stuff.

Mythix (element of psychological warfare)!wG1CV58ydQ (ID: 265935)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393324

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>>393323
It would only be something I can’t find on amazon.

Chewy (ID: e8c362)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393331

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At my gate...

Chewy (ID: e8c362)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393342

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Chewy (ID: e8c362)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393343

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Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393356

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And just like that, I'm back home.

Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393357

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Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393360

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Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393414

FINALLY SHAVED

Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393415

>>393414
(clarification: Mac doesn't have an electric razor, I do)

Mk17 (ID: afcd09)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  393449

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>>393356
>>393414
Glad you made it home safe.

Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393455

Chewy (ID: 6bcdd6)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  393506

Getting a haircut tonight, finally.


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