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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid:   381282

just another reminder when questioned by law enforcement

invoke your right to remain silent

unless it's something petty and dumb

but if youre accused of doing a serious crime

talking to them is just flat out stupid without legal council

just a reminder

im no lawyer, but these rights also interest me

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381283

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Just discussed that with Nezi, actually.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381284

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>>381283
good to hear

more people need to know this

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381285

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>>381284
Always good to ask why they pulled you over, and if they dodge the question to ask if you're being detained.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381286

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>>381285
excellent answer!

never admit how fast you were going

and an honest answer would also be "i dont know" if asked how fast you were going

because truly nobody knows how fast they were going unless they had their eyes off the road the entire time

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381294

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>>381286
>never admit how fast you were going
>and an honest answer would also be "i dont know" if asked how fast you were going
>because truly nobody knows how fast they were going unless they had their eyes off the road the entire time

Why? They fucking hate it when people play dumb. It just makes it difficult for everyone involved.

I got pulled over for speeding once because I was going down a hill too fast and when the cop got to my car and asked me if I knew why he pulled me over I straight up said, "I was going way too fast down that hill. I just wasn't paying attention to the slope, and I should have been using my breaks more." and because I was so honest with him, admitted my mistake straight forward and didn't try to play stupid he let me off with a warning.

I'm not saying it will work every time, but if you get pulled over for speeding you're probably going to get a ticket regardless, so you might as well just get it over faster by just admitting you fucked up (If you actually did) because if nothing else, it makes the whole process faster, other than just playing 20 questions with a guy just doing this job.

If you did something stupid, and you KNOW you did something stupid, and you get pulled over for it, don't act innocent. It just pisses them off. You'll have a much easier time over all.

Hell, one time I got pulled over because I was super tired coming home from work and was wobbling a bit on the road (I was like 2 minutes from my house) and they thought I was drunk. I was able to explain I wasn't, I was just tired from working late and I said, "I appreciate you checking though, thanks." and they just told me to have a good night and to get home safe. If you're not an indignant asshole to these guys, most of the time they're pretty chill.

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381295

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>>381285
When i do training with the popo, when they pull me over i like to just say "Sir, am i being detained!? SIR! AM I BEING DETAINED!?" and see how long they can keep a straight face.
If i need some extra to get them there, i like to being up the articles of confederation and insist im a sovereign citizen and dont need a license.
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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381298

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>>381294
it's not playing dumb

it's being honest, really

you literally have no idea how fast you were going exactly

if you do get ticketed that can help you court if you wanna fight it

but if you outright admit it

lol goodluck with that

if you're polite in general they likely wont ticket you anyway

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381300

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>>381294
Me and my buddy got pulled over on our motorcycles and the cop was so impressed that we actually stopped that he just let us go with a warning.
We were going like, hundreds of dollars in fines too fast haha. But, the road was empty and 3 lanes.

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381302

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>>381298
>you literally have no idea how fast you were going exactly

I mean the speedometer is directly in front of you.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381303

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>>381302
are you watching it at all times?

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381304

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>>381303
It takes like 0.25 seconds to glance at it. You don't need to be staring at it the entire time to get a rough idea of how fast you are going. I tend to check my speed when I drive once every 5-10 seconds out of habit. It also helps that I don't like to go fast, to be honest. I hate roller coasters as well primarily for that reason. On the freeway I rarely ever go above 60 unless it's absolutely necessary.
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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381307

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>>381304
oh i know that

you also text while you drive so ill give you credit for your reaction time
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Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381308

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>>381304
>On the freeway I rarely ever go above 60 unless it's absolutely necessary.
Better be in the far right lane or else i hate you IRL haha.
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(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381309

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>>381307
Not recently, to be honest. I mostly listen to music now. I mean I still have the ability to do so because I can read fast enough to where I can basically look at two things at the same time. For the record, despite the fact that I've been in like 5 or 6 accidents in my life, none of them were because of my phone.

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381310

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>>381308
>Better be in the far right lane or else i hate you IRL haha.

Always. In fact when I had to give my boss rides to places it would drive me crazy cause he'd always try to get me to go into the faster lanes cause he drives like a jackass. I hated driving him around.
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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381311

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>>381309
im glad to hear you stay of your phone when driving

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381315

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>>381311
Well I also don't drive very often anymore now that I don't work. In fact the main problem I've been having is that my battery in my car has been dying cause I'll go like a week and a half without starting it.
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Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381316

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>>381315
>Well I also don't drive very often anymore
Thank God.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381317

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>>381315
driving sucks anyway

i fucking hate driving

get nothing but a bunch of dickbags from northern states that drive like pure shit

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381319

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>>381316
My driving isn't that bad.

By the way I'm assuming AX was cancelled because of corona?

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381320

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>>381310
Okay, i dont wish a curse upon your home then.
The person going the speed limit in the fast lane is one of the biggest dangers on the hwy.

>>381317
You're just jealous of our coffee fueled go-get-em lifestyle.
Gtfo of the way grandma!
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(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381321

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>>381320
>The person going the speed limit in the fast lane is one of the biggest dangers on the hwy.

I absolutely agree.

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381322

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>>381319
Nezi is next to me, and he suggests we take that opinion up to a vote.

AX is cancelled, yes

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381323

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>>381320
all im trying to do is get to where im going and back

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381324

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>>381322
You rent a car and drive next time then.

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381326

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>>381324
If we had known of this hazard ahead of time we would have.

I know women are bad drivers but sheesh.

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381327

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>>381326
I didn't even do anything wrong when I drove with you guys!

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381328

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>>381322
I want to experience this.
I feel like it would be like going on a carnival ride. Like, might not make it off alive, but thats just part of the fun.

>>381323
Well hurry up! Haha.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381329

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>>381326
>>381327
more zingers please!

>>381328
i always do

i just do it legally because i dont want a ticket

the people that come here from up north arent people like you

they're really old

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381330

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>>381327
Your ignorance terrifies me. Every day we stray farther from God's light.

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381331

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>>381330
Explain.

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381333

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>>381331
That you yourself are unaware of how bad your driving abilities are. I weep for all your future passengers. Do you convince people to not be religious by using logic, or by showing them that no just God would allow someone to treat a vehicle this way.

Cato (ID: 45d7d6)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381334

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How bright is God's light, really?

(ID: 6f9e8d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381335

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>>381333
The fact that you're just saying I'm bad without explaining how makes me think you're just saying it to shit on me.

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381336

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>>381328
No.

No no no.

It's like being on a rollercoaster with half the wheels missing.

I broke my hand holding on to the side door. How we missed hitting something can only be described as cosmic luck.

>>381335
A little bit. But with how aggressive you were with turning and merging into traffic was quite jarring, to say the least.

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381337

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>>381334
Brighter than a rock you fucking retard.

Cato (ID: 45d7d6)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381338

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>>381337
1337 response

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381339

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Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381340

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>>381336
Well yeah, haven't you been to a carnival? Bolts fall out of the rides while they are going full speed and shit.
That literally happened to me and my friend on the zipper haha.

Anyway, im going to say "it cant be that bad" to give you a little chance at a future "i told you so".

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381342

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>>381340
Your funeral.

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381343

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>>381342
Maybe literally, huh? Huh?
Ba doom cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Hows the new gig?

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381345

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>>381343
Don't start until the 1st. Because I wanted to have a week off.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381346

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this thread actually made me laugh a bit

so thank you

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381348

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>>381345
Good move. Wish i knew, id have scooted down maybe, its my long off week.

>>381346
No prob Bob

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381349

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>>381348
Sorry.

By the sound of it I'll be hitting the ground running.

(ID: b1f249)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381352

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>>381336
>A little bit. But with how aggressive you were with turning and merging into traffic was quite jarring, to say the least.

So your problem isn't with MY driving, it's with California driving in general. My style of driving is not considered 'aggressive' by any stretch of the imagination here. In fact I get told constantly that I drive like a little old lady by other people.

One thing you have to understand about California driving is that a lot of people here don't give a fuck about anything, especially turn signals. If you're going to wait for an opening, you're not going to get one, because no one gives a shit. Even the most passive drivers in CA learn quickly that if you need to get into another lane, you basically have to force your way in. Also, people that slow down to 2mph to make a turn are pure cancer and contribute to the majority of traffic. You can safely make a turn at 10-15 with no problems.
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Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381354

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>>381349
For the best, its not a vacation your taking its a time to recollect.
Not to mention the lengths i would have to go through to conceal the fact i left and avoid the 14 day quarantine haha.
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Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381359

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>>381352
FL folks are very skittish about driving.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381367

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>>381359
im not

but people here dont what a turn signal is

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381374

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>>381352
>So your problem isn't with MY driving, it's with California driving
I'll stop reading here. We took several Ubers that didn't feel as death defying. So not all of California drove like you, blessed be the Lord on high.

>>381354
Fun stuff indeed.

(ID: b1f249)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381375

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>>381359
You have to understand that is perfectly legal in California for motorcyclists to drive in between cars on the freeway.

!Neziwi/5.M (ID: 9e3b90)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381376

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me in passenger seat, toybox driving

Fate/Zero - GET LOW

Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381377

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>>381367
I had to tailor my driving to you, basically i treated you as a customer haha.

>>381374
See above, there is a difference between how you drive as a professional doing a job, and just normally driving.

>>381375
Thats a law i wish we had here.
Lane splitting is a human right haha.
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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381378

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>>381377
you could have drove as you would!

you know i would not mind!
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Kabel(PChans 🐛BUG🍏ycornism) (ID: edb8d1)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  381379

Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381380

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Mk17 (ID: 63c65c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381382

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>>381380
Not to many conversational directions to go from there.
Oh well, imma play some doom nope roller coaster tycoon.
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Tracer Bullet (phone) (ID: 47706f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381383

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>>381382
Have fun.

Anonymous (ID: 791e54)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  381384

>>381304
Can the speedometer account for relativistic length contraction and quantum uncertainty? No? Well then I don't know.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381385

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you know as funny as this became

its kinda sad that people dont take this message seriously

Anonymous (ID: 791e54)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  381386

>>381385
I take it seriously. I never say shit to cops.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381388

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>>381386
good!

glad to hear you understand legal stuff

  (ID: 24962f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381389

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(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381390

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>>381389
these guys are awesome because they're reaching out to people on social media

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381391

(ID: b1f249)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381393

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>>381385
The "Right to Remain Silent" is most important for once you're actually arrested for something. As far as simple traffic stops it's kinda just a really obnoxious thing to do, but if you are ever actually arrested your best course of action is absolutely to shut the fuck up and not to talk to anyone but your lawyer, and let him or her speak for you.

(ID: e44fde)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381395

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>>381393
yeah, read the OP

Hubert!Zn.OKn9A2o (ID: a135b8)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  381401

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>When a cop asks you if you have any weapons in your vehicle
>When you have ALL of the weapons in the vehicle, but still say "no".
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