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Anonymous (ID: ba469f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid:   369024[Last 50 Posts]

The apocalypse has happened and /ef/ are now a group of scavengers having to survive based off of our skills, knowledge, and common sense.

How fucked are we? How long do we last?
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Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369031

3 weeks

Chewy (ID: 78aba8)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369033

3 days

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369037

Who wants to go full country fairy?

Snowbell (ID: d8e1ac)Country code: pittsburgh.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369041

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Swear fealty to me and I promise you will never go without toilet paper!

Anonymous (ID: ba469f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369049

File: 1585100713710.gif (3.89 MB, 240x300, girl falls into lava.gif)

A few preditions:

Kabel actually turns out to be a master linguist and the face for our group when bartering with other groups of survivors. A true diplomat.

Gif wouldn't actually offer anything useful and just criticize how the others were surviving while making anime girl faces

Dr Smiles would been a reliable resource, but would be obnoxious about it the entire time. They are later found smothered to death by a pillow.

Cain9ex4yA would overeat and burp in disgusting manners. A surprisingly good source of info.

Toybox would constantly insist on contrarian survival techniques that would ultimately lead to the deaths of others. "This water is 'clean'." Dies of dysentery.

Ika would blame it all on capitalism and suggest that we worked under a communist rule

MK would make smug faces as he talked about news articles while we all slowly starve to death.

Z would tell us that we shouldn't waste our energy when we come to disagreements.

Kendaz, Lilith anon, and Rarity poster would all fight to be the designated thot.

Chewy would complain that there's nothing good to listen to now that the apocalypse has taken down the internet

Most anons would wind up getting cannibalized by the rest of the party.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369052

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First thing i would do is ice an anon to establish dominance without losing anything of value.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369054

>>369052

Hey, Mk

c:

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369055

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>>369054
Hello hisp

(ID: 7d5da3)Country code: tux.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369056

I would team up with Snowbell, and get learned how to kill things deader.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369059

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>>369055

I came here today to pay my debt.

Your drawing is ready...I think.

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369062

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>>369049
>Fight to be designated thot
Well.... Not.... Wrong.

>>369056
Your designated "comfort pony for the thots."

Otherwise known as "Daddy"

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369063

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>>369059
No shit?
Thats awesome!

Lemmy see.

Kabel on E621 GO - Lewdymon Edition (ID: 86aa01)Country code: bug.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369064

ok, Soviets...

Capture my Location & give me 2 Russian Commando Ladies with blonde hair

I do, some Pokemon GO walks with myelf- for exercise.

BUT! saying Millenials ~ are gonna kill Boomers with breathing problems + assassinations of seniors on vacation cruises?

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369066

>>369063

Hisp always delivers.

Anonymous (ID: ba469f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369067

>>369052
>First thing i would do is ice an anon to establish dominance without losing anything of value.

<Fantasy


>Reality


"Do it again MK."

Family Guy - My Milkshake brings all of the Boys to the Yard

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369068

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>>369066
Thats the best think I've ever seen!

Dude, you're a really good artist, and also its creepily accurate to my life haha.

Get your cameras out of here!
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Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369071

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>>369067
Are you saying i would make them dance first?

That would waste precious precious calories.

This is survival son! Ain't got time for your damn cartoon games!
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Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369072

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>>369068

>Thats the best think I've ever seen!


Heh, I doubt it.

>and also its creepily accurate to my life haha.


Should I call the FBI?

>Get your cameras out of here!


No.

___

I am glad you like it and I had fun drawing it, so that is good.

I hope it was worth the wait.

Anonymous (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369073

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>>369072
It absolutely was, i love it.
Thank you.

Also if you're not removing the cameras i vow to be more naked more often.
Edit
Sincerely,
-Mk17
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Anonymous (ID: ba469f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369074

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>>369071

I'm saying that you would be competing for designated fuccboi.

We need a thot of each gender after all for reasons of diversity.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369075

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>>369074
>competing
As if.
No contest.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369076

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>>369073

You are welcome, Mr.
I don't forget what I owe.

>Also if you're not removing the cameras i vow to be more naked more often.


Our AI will do the needed censorship.


>Also


I'll delete it now. I assume you saved it already.
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Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369077

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>>369076
Why did you owe me that anyway?

Yes i did. Can i post with it from time to time?

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369079

File: 1585104368272.jpg (39.65 KB, 770x610, m_1.JPG)

>>369077

>Why did you owe me that anyway?


I said I was going to draw it.
It's an honor thing.

>Yes i did. Can i post with it from time to time?


Sure, it is yours.
However, I could provide you a version without text
or without darkness, so it can serve better for reaction picture purposes.

I can also provide colorless, shadowless versions.

If you want me to send it privately through Discord, that is no problem.

>Also


Is the drawing accurate since you have tulpa or something?
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Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369084

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>>369079
Well you're quite honorable then.

If you want to send more you can, i dont particularly want to post my discord though.

>since you have tulpa or something?

No, just because i lay on my bed a lot haha.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369086

>>369084
>If you want to send more you can, i dont particularly want to post my discord though.

Okey.

>No, just because i lay on my bed a lot haha.


Fair enough.

-Z- (ID: e6b72e)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369087

File: 1585106458465.png (35.64 KB, 246x252, 1572.png)

Not gonna lie, I'd probably be the first to suggest we eat someone... if not the first person to cook "long pork" if for nothing else but curiosity.

>>369049
Nah, waste that energy.
Makes my decision much easier.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369088

>>369084

I also like this one.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369090

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>>369086
Saved.
You can ask mikie for my discord if you want.

And nah, unfortunately i dont have any hip or interesting mental disorders. That im aware of anyway.

>>369088
Yeah i like that one too.
Has a real noir feel. Or like, 1930s french couturier.
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Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369094

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>>369090

Well, my job here is done.
I should stay for while since I am stuck in my house.


>You can ask mikie for my discord if you want.


Okey.


>Yeah i like that one too.

Has a real noir feel. Or like, 1930s french couturier.

Art is art.


Did you repair your windshield?

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369097

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>>369094
No, i didnt, and now im jobless and stuck in my house so not sure thats going to get done any time soon haha.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369098

>>369097

>offers hug

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369105

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>>369098
Hug accepted.

How about you? Has your area had any reaction to the virus? Are you still going to classes?

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369111

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>>369105

No, I am locked in my house with my computer and books. I only go into the garden to get a better signal on my phone.

I am afraid the worst is yet to come here.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369113

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>>369111
Yeah, i can imagine it will only make a bad situation worse.
Are you ordered to stay in or is that a choice?

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369114

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>>369113

It is officially an order, mostly people go outside if necessary.

I am afraid my family won't get out of this intact.
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(ID: 7d5da3)Country code: tux.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369115

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>>369062
>Daddy

Delightfull

Anonymous (ID: dc311f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369119

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Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369122

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>>369114
The virus isnt a death sentence. Out of ~150 confirmed cases in my area, only 5 had to be hospitalized and they had pre existing conditions. 2 are already home iirc. Everyone else just got better at home.

Follow guidelines is all.

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: 1f21ac)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369124

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>>369049
Wait, am I the Rarity poster?

(ID: 7d5da3)Country code: tux.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369125

>>369124

Nyet, you are blond jesus.

Anonymous (ID: dc311f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369126

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>>369124
It certainly isn't me

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369127

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>>369119

Anon.

>>369122

Yes, I know.

I simply have love ones within the population at risk.

I assume you aren't getting problems with the heating anymore?

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: 1f21ac)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369128

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>>369126
I just needa know, cause if someone else thinks it would even be a fight when it comes to large group thottiness, I need to really make a comeback

Anonymous (ID: dc311f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369129

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>>369128
IT has been a long time since you were designated thot.

>>369127
Holding up ok?

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: 1f21ac)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369130

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>>369129
Yeah well I had to go run a business and stuff.

But I got 4 weeks off due to sickness and I'm only mildly disgusting compared to my old twinky look, so here I am!

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369131

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>>369129

I've had better nights.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369132

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>>369127
Well, i still dont have heat or hot water, but its spring now which means its less of a problem haha. Lack of a job is making that get put off again.

As long as they keep their distance from others, they have a good chance of being okay. Also, people as old as 90 have recovered, and same with people who have had lung cancer and stuff. Just manage it well, keep away from people for a bit, and do what you can to help family.
Life is hard, but we're in it together.
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Anonymous (ID: dc311f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369133

>>369131
same

>>369130
welcome back

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: 1f21ac)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369134

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>>369133
Alright, now tend to me slaves.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369135

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>>369132

I see.

And I suppose you are right. I might be getting a bit paranoid, as usual.

Did you stockpile enough marihuana for the next weeks?

>>369133

It happens.
Hopefully it is not serious.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369137

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>>369135
I bought a gram at the store. I haven't smoked in like a year so it blew my socks off haha.

It probably more than i needed, but it was the smallest amount available. Might give the rest away.

Anonymous (ID: dc311f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369138

>>369134
I'm tired. Maybe later.

>>369135
G'night Hispa

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369139

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>>369137
>Might give the rest away.

To a good friend?

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369140

>>369138

Good night.

Drayenn!AnomalytYU (ID: 1f21ac)Country code: nz, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369141

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>>369138
so hard to find good slaves these days

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369142

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>>369139
Most likely.

Its late, i need to go to bed.
I love the drawing, thank you again, and please keep checking in.

Hißpanon !ArepaaIqL. (ID: cb99ff)Country code: ve, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369143

>>369142

See you around.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: bf798c)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369157

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>So many users on here get mentioned but I don't

Anonymous (ID: 8bf1d0)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369160

>>369157
Lotsa people didn't

(ID: ba72a7)Country code: at, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369161

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>>369157
Let's take it as a compliment!

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: bf798c)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369165

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>>369161

British Austrian defence force unite, the post apocalyptic wastelands don't stand a chance against us

(ID: ba72a7)Country code: at, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369166

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>>369165
Look at those two, pleased as Punch.

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369280

Seveen and Raiza babysit me while I practice lighting things on fire.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369286

>>369157
I would make you a diplomat to other raider groups.

>>369161
You would be in charge of setting up camp.

>>369160
I did mention you.

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369288

>>369286
Ahem. And your resident cook, maid, and firestarter here would like some recognition

Tracer Bullet (ID: a8f3ea)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369289

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>>369288
-Z- cooks better than you.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369291

>>369288
Be happy if your even kept alive.

>>369289
Z would be cook, you would be a scout with me and snowbell.

Tracer Bullet (ID: a8f3ea)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369292

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>>369291
Besides what my old man taught me of trigger discipline, I'm shit with a gun.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369294

>>369292
Your probably good enough, but the important thing is you're level headed.

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369295

>>369291
Maybe I'll let you be designated thot.

>>369289
But mummy K's num nums will keep you alert and happy for an hour.

I can cook Chinese

which is convenient if our only farmstock goes meow and ruff instead of moo and quack

Tracer Bullet (ID: a8f3ea)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369297

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>>369294
>Won't scare off the deer/can help carry it back
Ah.

Mk17 (ID: 7eba8c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369298

>>369297
Thats a pretty rear skill set tbh. Esp of the group im working with haha.

Tracer Bullet (ID: ba209f)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369299

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>>369298
Sorry to hear.

!Slavshit.Y (ID: 18226d)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369313

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>>369024

95% fail to adapt and die and the rest scrape out an existence innawoods.

-Z- (ID: 76b8e9)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369316

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Tracer Bullet (ID: a8f3ea)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369328

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-Z- (ID: 76b8e9)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369379

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>>369328
That actually means a lot to me, thanks.

Kadenza (ID: 846277)Country code: efchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369381

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>>369379
Great. If you get cook, I get the resident medical professional.

(ID: 7d5da3)Country code: tux.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369389

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>>369381
Can i be the driver of all the things?

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>>369389
Sure sweetie, just remember who's giving you surgery when you feel like driving us to an empty pit.

Anonymous (ID: 5ed857)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369394

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I say that we vote on who the President would be.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: d39cac)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369397

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I wouldn't imagine too long.
Several people will try to be the leader, most of us will try to sleep with each other and Snowbell will be chilling in the woods, snorting gunpowder and eating beans until the end of time.

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>>369397
I need your Scottish humour to Scotch tape a broken heart

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>>369400
My time has come! They said I was stupid for hoarding all the Scotch tape instead of the toilet paper, they said you can't wipe your arse with it! Well whose laughing now!? I finally have a use!

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>>369401
Oh my sweet sweet green swamp monkey! How art though higine? Would thou cars't for a shower before INVASIVE HEART SURGEON TASK?

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>>369403
Isnt that a euphemism for butt stuff?

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>>369405
Nope.

It means his scottland swamp filth must be cleansed in fire. In production, a scotch tape to mend the broken heart.

AND SO WITH THE NEW HEART, PRINCESS KADENZA PROCESSES TO THEN EAT THE OTHER CHILDREN

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: d39cac)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369409

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>>369403
Not entirely sure whether I should be insulted to be called a swamp or concerned about the invasiveness.

>>369405
Hope so, quarantine is boring as all Hell.

!Cain9ex4yA (ID: 5a8b81)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369410

vore me mommy

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>>369407

No no no, we need them to work the feilds, and sow the grains to make whisky wich will be essential in healing more adult wounds and facilitating good trade with arab nations, and certain parts of russia that hord AK-47s, and the bullets they fire.

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>>369410
Mummy Loves you ❤️💋

Sweet little babby, meow in my arms and feed from my breasts

>>369409
I want your country to act like tape and fix a hearts. What's the problem?

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>>369411
Scotch niggers don't do good in the fields, you better off enslaving the Irish.

Let's give a few plantations to some lucky blacks and give them Irish niggers to pick the cotton and see what happens.

We'll call it; A REALITY SHOW!

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>>369412
Can't help with that i'm afraid, we're all heart breakers.

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>>369414
Kiss my boo boo

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>>369413

Ok, im super not ok with that plan. Facilitating and environment where the young can learn valuable skills (such as trade, social skills, international relations, and government) early on that will help them economically in the apocalypse is one thing. But racism is never the answer. It was tried over and over in the past. And do you know what happens? Death. Those in power get killed by those they sought to enslave. And then the enslaved try and fail to take over the country. All because they were treated as lesser beings, and not given access to so much as basic education.

Your methods are flawed, and short sighted.

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>>369411
>Kisses Tuesday's knee boo boo
You'll be a cutie wootie~
>Hair ruffle and mummy kiss
Good girl/boy/alien~

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>>369415
Happily.
But you'd have to buy me some food first.

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>>369416
Then we move on...

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>>369418
Does a deep fried stick of sugar work?

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>>369420

Only if you are trying to fatten pigs.

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>>369420
Hey normally that's my line.

>>369421
How dare you imply i'm not.

Anonymous (ID: 5ed857)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  369425

>>369409
>Hope so, quarantine is boring as all Hell.


Roads are clear, all the bums are gone, people are inside.

It's perfect.

FunnyShaun!Comedy3csw (ID: d39cac)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  369426

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>>369425
Well yeah I haven't changed my lifestyle at all but still i'd like to not risk infection when I go to the off-licence.

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>>369426
Whats an off-license?

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>>369427
Alcohol shop.

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>>369428
Ah, a package store.

Why is it called off license? That nakes it sound shady haha.

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>>369429
That's just what we call shops in which the main product is alcohol.

Really the only shady things that happen there are the kids trying to get you to buy alcohol and cigs for them.

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>>369430
Some shadyness is universal i see haha.

Theres no reason though, people just started calling it that and it stuck?

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>>369432
No no the official reason is because it sells alcohol off the premises, basically it's not a pub.

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>>369434
Ohhhhh whoa whoa whoa
OH!

I get it.

I like little tidbits of culture like that.


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