All the mods are faggots. We should overthrow them and take ownership of Ponychan for ourselves. Think of how this site has gone down hill lately. It's all their fault.
Once we hang all the mods I'll be your sole moderator, leader, and loving father. Once the wrathful wind dissipates their vile ashes and once again becomes calm, you will say or do whatever you want, as long as I prescribe it.
Slowly take a deep breath. Let the air that fills your lungs extinguish all fear, ignorance, and concerns from your head.
As your mind becomes a void, hold it in for a moment and then exhale.
Realize how vulnerable, purposeless, destitute, and afraid the mods have made you feel. Realize how sorrowful it makes Hubert to see you that way. You wouldn't want to disappoint Hubert after he has loved you so much, would you?
Now, sons and daughters, let your hatred reignite and motivate you to action. The revolution starts now.
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