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Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: f3fa3c)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid:   213953

You're in the club with your girlfriend when this guy walks up, slaps her ass and says

'Your girlfriend is a ho ho ho!'

What do you do?

Mint horse (ID: 36d688)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  213962

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>>213953
>do nothing
>look in other direction

If I tried anything my gf wouldn't be the only one getting her ass beat.

Noonim (ID: c89fb1)Country code: mlpchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  213963

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>>213953
My gf would probably eat him, so, nothing. Should take care of itself.

Mint horse (ID: 36d688)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  213965

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>>213963
I'm pretty sure he was talking about 3D gf's not 2D. My 2D gf would just use her magic to YEET him away.
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Noonim (ID: c89fb1)Country code: mlpchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  213966

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>>213965
A man can dream, okay?

Mint horse (ID: 36d688)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  213967

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>>213966
Dreaming about 3D, refer to my previous image!

Noonim (ID: c89fb1)Country code: mlpchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  213971

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>>213967
It's not 3D, though. It's 2D.

Mint horse (ID: 36d688)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  213979

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>>213971
Ok I can get on board with that, you get a pass.

Chewy (ID: 293c83)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  213987

>girlfriend
>girl

I'd clock him tbh

(ID: f17792)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214007

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>>213953
“Oy Bloke that is my job not yours,fook off back to your council “estate”.”

PC (ID: 6eb5a7)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214022

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>>213953
So Santa gave me a high five?

Tracer Bullet (ID: 6402a3)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214023

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If I have a girl, why the fuck would I bother going to a club?

AustroSpike (ID: 4c5157)Country code: gyrobowl.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214032

>>214023
refer to Santa's statement about her

PC (ID: 6eb5a7)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214034

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>>214023
>Santa comes down the chimney and smacks your gf on the ass while she's sleeping

(ID: ebc5a9)Country code: mlpchan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214044

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Thanks Santa! I don't know how I got into this club, but you can slap her ass any day, if I can have a girlfriend. Best present ever!

!ScyphTlOY6 (ID: 045670)Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214058

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Tracer Bullet (ID: cb7185)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214060

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>>214032
Most women are whores.

>>214034
Breaking and entering and then assault. I live in Florida so I get to shoot him.

J (ID: 3f5317)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214137

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Your first mistake was assuming I'd go to a club.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: f3fa3c)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214149

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>>214060

>'most women are whores'

Tracer Bullet (ID: cb7185)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214184

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>>214149
Didn't say they all were.

Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM (ID: f3fa3c)Country code: gb, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214186

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>>214184

And I did not say you did say all woman are whores so I don't really see what you're getting at

Anonymous (ID: 125f0d)Country code: jsm.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214193

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>>214149
the new fedora they got for christmas is being put to use

Tracer Bullet (ID: f10da8)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214234

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>>214186
So you're not disagreeing with me, just repeating what I say via greentext.

Whelp (ID: 071367)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214236

>>214193

So you're, like, Peanut or Hege or Trony or someone, right? It's pretty clear that you're someone who's been around for a while, but you don't really do much besides snarking whenever you do post, so it's hard to tell.

Mk17 (ID: 2669f8)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214238

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>>214236
Its normally pretty quality snark though.

Not even being sarcastic, he has refined it well, I look forward to fox posts.

Ika (ID: b7cc7b)Country code: mx, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214240

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>>214236
I can confirm he isn't peanut.

☲ Prince Ember Storm!MSNowBALLk (ID: 3ab102)Country code: canadian-red-ensign.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214244

>>214236
I remember Roman posting as a fox, way back, but he also had an odd posting style that utilized some very archaic letters and grammar.

Mk17 (ID: 2669f8)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214248

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>>214244
>some very archaic letters
Like Q!?

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: d255e2)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214285

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>>214238

Didn't say it wasn't. Just that it makes it hard to determine who it is when they never speak of their personal life.

>>214240

What, because you know who it is or because you asked Peanut?

>>214244

Roman?

(ID: e51327)Country code: amsterdam.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214300

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Lean in and whisper, "I am the girlfriend."

Ika (ID: b7cc7b)Country code: mx, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214305

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>>214285
Because I know peanut.
Sorta.
I very much doubt he'd be anywhere as snarky as fox anon.

Starshine!Laura/wmXM (ID: add440)Country code: lunachan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214325

>>214236
My money's on Hege.

Honey Dew (ID: 847764)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  214329

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Take him off his feet, ground and pound, and while the old man's consciousness is fading due to the beating urinate on him to further establish my dominance.

Whelp!tEfVeritas (ID: d255e2)Country code: goggles.png, country type: customflag, valid: 1  214339

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>>214305

I just figured he might've gotten bitter in the intervening years.

>>214325

That'd be my guess too, but it just seems a bit too fitting, if that makes any sense. Like, that's just too convenient of an answer.


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