Dale Gribble arrives in Equestria Mint horse (ID: 498aab) No.207090
>be Dale Gribble/alias Rusty Shackleford
>you wake up in strange forest, with a minor concussion.
>as you open your eyes you are blinded by a bright light.
>"who opend the blinds Joseph, Nancy are you there. Wait a minute this isn't my house where am I"
>as you slowly regains consciousness you realises you're no longer in Arlen Texas.
>you instantly Spring up and pull out your knife, as you've always prepared for this kind of situation. (Pic related)
>"where the hell am I is this a dream or some plot cooked up by the government, to get rid of me and everything I know? Or maybe this is all just some kind of sick prank. Either way I'm more than prepared, I've been training for this very scenario my whole life. Now all I have to do is confirm my location."
>you proceed to make several attempts at climbing trees and any other object you can find all attempts fail, but at least you got close, A+ for effort.
>you wipe the sweat from your fore head and proceed to take a long draw of your sixth cigarette of the day.
>"if I don't get out of here soon I'm gonna run out of my primary cigarettes, good thing I always keep back up. If I can't climb my way out I suppose I'll just have sneak out of this never ending forest."
>you proceed to hilariously sneak, roll, and dive out of the forest taking ten times as long as is technically necessary. After about an hour of this you reach the edge of the ominous forest and spot a small 16th century European style town, about 4 miles of in the distance.
>"So I must be in Europe, but where? I knew the government was working with those god dam European style socialists all along, this is just confirmation"
>you approach the town with great caution, ready for any kind of government agent or European style socialist that may approach.
>be Twilight Sparke, princess of friendship and protégé of princess Celestia.
>just over 2 hours ago you spotted a strange bipedal creature in the Everfree forest while taking a morning stroll. You observed this creature for the duration of its time in the Everefree. to frightened to approach the biped, but to intreaged to run. You didn't exactly have a choice either way. So you do all you can at this point and pull out your note book.
>"notes after grabbing its bearings the strange creature stumbled around the forest, eventually reaching the edge of the Everfree. The creature appears to be a human if I can remember correctly but, that can't be there just silly stories for foals and a certain hyper obsessive mint coated mare. Surely this can't be human? No I'm just getting ahead of myself I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this. Ethier way at this rate the creature will reach town in just under 45 minutes, I have to inform the girls."
>Twilight magically teleports out of the forest towards the friendship castle.
This is completely improvised. It took me about 30 minutes to write and 10 to spell check. Feel free to contribute to the story, take it in any direction you want. Just don't derail, let's keep this at least semi consistent. Oh and provide a appropriate image with your addition to the story.