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The Everfree Forest Faggot Awards And the winners for the categories of


>Outstanding thot performance

>Most supportive simp
>Best thread host
>Proudest cuck
>Youtube links
>Leading Chad
>Deepest asshole
>Taste in music
>Best reaction images
>Thickest neckbeard
>Most soylent boi
>OTP
>NPC

And of course, our highest honor,

>Biggest shit poster.


Goes out to..
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Bertstrips ­
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Talk Thread Last one was mature, so this one won't be.

General chatting is encouraged, all topics are fine.

I am not a furry
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What is your secret fetish, /ef/?
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Memezuel Vz Corona #Politics
People not allowed to go outside after 6:00 pm.

If one gets caught after that hour gets forced into a bus to get some kind of re-education or thrown into a cell for a while.
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fish and chips
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Should I buy a gun? I'm starting to get worried about the possibility of civil unrest as a result of the recession and quarantine measures.
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Is coronavirus racist? #Politics
Blacks in the US are dying at a disproportionately higher rate compared with whites. Of the 512 reported coronavirus-related deaths in Louisiana, about 360 (70%) were blacks, despite the fact that blacks comprise less than a third of the state population.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/04/07/who-dying-coronavirus-more-black-people-die-major-cities/2961323001/
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The Story Thread - Last Man Standing #Mature
http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Your Reaction When you heard Boris Johnson was in Intensive critical care.

Be honest out Lad deserves this much.
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#Mature
Alright, ALL AMERIKUNZ!

Wat iz your thought of the british ice-cream witch?
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I got that dankest Carona-chan in town. That top shelf primo C-rona, I'm talken Carona-Rolla; Carona-chan. Twenty an eighth.
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Pray for Bojo 😢
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Once a year lads Alright lads, it's been a while since we did one of these, and in these trying times we need some entertainent so it's time for

THE SUPERPOWER LOTTERY!

I'm sure some of you remember this, but here's how it goes. Below will be a link, when you click on it you will gain a random superpower. Now, you can either stick with said random power, or try again- But you may only try once, and once you have you are stuck with it. So, what did you get?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

As for me.. well, I guess you all love me now.

Wonderful.
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#Politics
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Doom There has been a lot of doom talk lately, and threads with 1600 posts are hard to keep tabs on, so, heres a thread to consolidate all that.

Was thinking we can post speed runs and Max runs too, and maybe get a little freindly competition going. Or post wads or whatever too.

Doom is a game we can literally all play because if your talking here, you have a device it runs on, so, crack open a boomer juice and hop in!
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Thoughts on my brother's new car? Its a BMW 530i M-Sport.
He paid $2800 for it.
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The Story Thread: Full Sail Ahead #Mature
http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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/EF/...!!?!!

I want 2 Sneezing Asian Tigeress Furries too...

GLOMP me & Spread Vicious Germs ~ within. My BUG Body
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Heres a thing https://tiktokdeath.com/

Lists all the people who have died using tiktok.
Its not a short list.
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>In this thread we all talk like Kabel.
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#Politics
We have a “Senate” because our founders were larpers. They were larping the Roman Republic — which, before the United States, was the most successful sovereign enterprise in history, lasting almost 500 years. It too saw some shit.

Yet there was one office of the Roman constitution that our founders didn’t clone: the tribune. A tribune was a kind of temporary dictator. When danger threatened Rome — typically some war or other — she put all her powers under the command of one man, creating the most effective organization known now or then. When that danger was past — Rome went back to being a messy republic.

In the 500-year history of the Roman Republic, she appointed about a hundred tribunes. Some may have been unnecessary. Rome was so epic that she probably could have managed some of her wars by Senate debates. But… would Rome have had a 500-year history? The United States has only come half that far.

Just one little thing: I lied. The Latin word for a temporary dictator isn’t tribune. The Latin word for a temporary dictator is… dictator. (The ancients would have called a 20th-century dictator-for-life a tyrant.)
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Huge Spraying Guns Thread #Mature
Ok, all U Damsels with Weapons

HOW BOUNCY ARE YOUR MELONS?
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Alright lads, Tamriel is in trouble and needs the help of a heroic adventurer to save the day, slay the beast and becomea a legend

But first- Which race are you?
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Anal?
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/drunktank/ Post /drunktank/
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Why is our government so inept? #Politics
Consider one project to make N95 masks — not even a strictly medical product — domestically. The proper agency, a bunch of beautiful humans who call themselves “NIOSH,” told the team it would take 45 to 90 days to approve the factory — making the same product, with the same machines, that are already deployed. Meanwhile, ER docs are making their own masks out of bandannas. This is utterly mental and not even slightly surprising.

The law is clear. Everything is illegal unless it’s perfect. DC slow-rolled testing for two and a half months because it wasn’t sure the tests were perfect. It had to make its own perfect tests — which did not work, adding another month.

https://medium.com/@curtis.yarvin/plan-a-for-the-coronavirus-7db3997490c1
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The Snuglling Sacrifice Journey of Hispa #Mature
Today...

The Bugycorn Hive, SHALL! Create a Furry Sacrifical Fountian 4 a Lewdy Sheep

*Kabel haz captured a Pink Sheep and it iz meeting Tam the Equestrian*

any funny dirty furry minecraft pictures can be posted in here
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What triggers you?
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Any STAR TREK Furries... In the Ship?

Roleplaying, that your in The Engine Room & Royal Gorn Princess's are wrestling- your body + Female Klingon's are showing their Natural Weapons......
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>walk into your house
>see this guy
>he asks you if you want to share a blunt

How do you respond?
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God bless her majesty
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So /GET/ was just a big joke this whole time huh?
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How do you deal with depression?
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China joins U.N. human rights panel, will help pick experts on free speech, health, arbitrary detent #Politics
https://unwatch.org/china-joins-u-n-human-rights-panel-will-help-pick-experts-on-free-speech-health-arbitrary-detention/
>GENEVA, April 2, 2020 — China was appointed on Wednesday to a United Nations Human Rights Council panel where it will play a key role in picking the world body’s human rights investigators — including global monitors on freedom of speech, health, enforced disappearances, and arbitrary detention — in a move that has sparked protest by international human rights activists.

Yeah, this should work out just fine.
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Unofficial check in thread Check in here if you are ok.

Just type Ok.
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Congratulations Agent, you a truly the hero of Daggerfall. Now you have the fabled Totem of Tiber Septim, you must chose who to grant it and its great powers too, so do you wish to

A- Use it to activate the Mantella yourself, thus granting yourself power over the great robot Numidium

B- Grant it's powers to the undead underking

C- Grant it's powers to Gortwog, King of the Orcs

D- Grant it's powers to the Blades, the trusted agents of the Emperor

E- Grant it's powers to the Bay Kings

F- Grant it's powers to the great Lich Mannimarco
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No girls allowed!
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AMA Figure I could do this.

Ask away, all questions are valid.
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90% of people get this question wrong! #Politics
Which city is the seat of the government of China?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19683420
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URDA....!!!!!!

HUG MEH......!i!???!i!
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Gender reveal party sparks 10-acre fire in Florida https://www.wptv.com/news/state/gender-reveal-party-sparks-10-acre-fire-in-florida
>TITUSVILLE, Fla. (WESH-TV) — A gender reveal party mixed with explosives has sparked a 10-acre fire in Florida. WESH-TV reports it happened Saturday in Brevard County.

Thats pretty much the whole story.
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Do you like muffins?
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Crazy world, huh? Whats up?
How ya holding up these past weeks?
Whats on your mind?
Get into anything new?
Cabin fever?
Had the flu?
Any world view revelations?
Or just shit post, whatever.

It feels like my life has been substantially changing every day for 2 weeks haha. What a trip.
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I hope you mechanophilias are happy now.
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#Politics
The Democrats spent the last four years criticizing Donald Trump in no small part for his mental state, and rightly so. The founding fathers included an impeachment provision in the Constitution in large part as a contingency to remove a president exactly like him, whose temperament and personality and mental state are incompatible with the requirements of the highest elected office in the land.

Now Democrats are conspiring to gaslight the American people by engineering the presidential election of a man clearly suffering from dementia, Joe Biden. This is no time to be polite. We are talking about the presidency. As always, we need a frank, intelligent discussion and debate about the issues and the candidates. It is perfectly fair to talk about Bernie Sanders’ heart attack as well as Biden’s and Trump’s mental acuity.
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#Politics
#Mature
https://mobile.twitter.com/lsanger/status/1244733672240054275

Alright lads, serious question time-

Why do so many of the rich and powerful seem to enjoy raping kids?

From hollywood to the catholic church, to fucking Epstein who had his own private island he took people such as Bill Clinton too, on a plane named the Lolita express for christ sake to this day it still gets to me someone who is known for child sex trafficking owned his own private island that he was known to invite many of the rich and powerful too- And this went on for decades.

Does make me wonder what else went on that we don't know about- I mean, given what we already know what could have been so bad that we don't know that he was murdered for?
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Rickrolled in 2020 Thanks, Ponychan!
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Engineer deliberately ran train off tracks in attempt to smash the USNS Mercy https://abc7.com/officials-engineer-tried-to-smash-train-into-usns-mercy/6069395/
>Federal prosecutors allege train engineer Eduardo Moreno, 44, of San Pedro intended to hit the ship, saying he thought it was "suspicious" and did not believe "the ship is what they say it's for.'"

Okay, which one of you did this?
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While we wait... This happened. Guess we may get the second half of Season 4 shortly. No formal announcement yet.

Gore. Lots of gore. Mostly gore and blood. Awesome animation! No thumbnail because...

Samurai & Shogun (Rick and Morty) | adult swim
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Ancient memes Just how much of an oldfag are you?

"Little Superstar"

Numa Numa

i wanna curry n rice girl
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Stop! Pay the Kitty Bribe.

Please deposits a million and a half dollers into this thread.

You may pass.
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I'm like incredibly depressed. I don't want to feel this way anymore.
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@Kabel this is for you
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4chan is infected with coronavirus
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how to obtain space goat gf?
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"The world makes more sense if you just treat Trump's Twitter feed as him shitposting. (Which really applies to Twitter in general.)"
Do you agree?
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#Politics
>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME THE STOCK MARKET ENDED RED TODAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOUR WORTHLESS FED KIKE I SPENT TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON LIQUIDITY AND TRUMPBUX, I BUSTED MY ASS OFF TO GET MASSIE TO FUCK OFF AT STOPPING ME FROM BAILING OUT ISRAEL AND THE MARKET ENDED RED! R-E-D!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE PUMPS
>*ring ring*
STOP STREET SHITTING WITH PAJEET AND ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#Mature
AHHH!!!

UGH...!!!?!!!

BZZZZZZZ...........

*SCREAMS AND MOANS LOUDLY*

-Eggs are going into Incubators-
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Maroon Auburn Lad You got a lot of time on your hands,why not learn Welsh.

This way you can help free Wales from the foul Saxon invaders.

Oh and liten to Phil Colins

Phil Collins - Take Me Home (Official Music Video)
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Florida Man #Politics
The Florida megachurch pastor who made national headlines for holding crowded services Sunday has been arrested Monday afternoon for defying government orders amid the coronavirus pandemic.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-pastor-arrest-church-service-coronavirus-tampa
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Hey @Snowbell Is our deal to get learned to kill stuff deader still good?
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Goats take over empty Welsh town amid coronavirus lockdown

In these trying times, I think we can all do with some entertainment.

All praise our new goat lords and masters.
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YLYL #Mature
You Laugh, You Lose
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Good Information https://vimeo.com/399733860

The first 30min is the most important part.
Just putting it out there.
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Did Caronachan strike Toybox? Speculate.
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Airplane middle seats Should airplane middle seats be cancelled due to social distancing? (I suppose an exception should be made for families.)
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ok /ef/ would you?

Wanna become a British Spy Lady & put on a Latex Slime Monster + have breasts that can crush an american males boner?
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DRAGONESS SOPHIE!

EAT ME...!!?!!
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AMA? Permission to cause drama.
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#Politics
Let's talk about gun laws for the billionth time. Why do you support gun laws? Why do you support the 2nd amendment?

Anti-Gun Protesters Show How Little They Know at March For Our Lives SF | FLECCAS TALKS

>The machine gun existed 7 years ago before the 2nd amendment was written.
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Chinese Quarantine Enforcement (.webm) #Politics
Will this kind of thing ever come to America?
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Pssst.. hey you. Yeah, you. You need something? Something special? I got what you need..
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Albert Uderzo RIP The co-creator of the long running graphic novel series Asterix and Obelix has died.

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/asterix-obelix-albert-uderzo-dies-intl-scli/index.html

Press F for respects
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It's finally done #Politics
As I type this, President Trump has signed the act that will pass Two Trillion dollars into the US economy. What will you do if you qualify to get one of the checks?

Here's the breakdown of who will get what.
https://www.yahoo.com/money/coronavirus-aid-checks-who-is-eligible-when-to-expect-it-and-more-174446656.html

According to the FAQ about the conditions of the distribution, none of this money will be taxed nor any attempt to force the recipients to repay it in the future.
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Talk thread #Mature
Mature because screw you that's why.
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Well /ef/? Have you got any? Any Skooma? Please? PLEASE GIVE ME THE SKOOMA
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Are you guys pissed at me? If so, why? Asking for a friend.
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Do you believe that aliens exist in the universe? Do you think they have visited planet Earth? Why or why not?
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Looks like after all of this time, Steven Universe has finally ended.

Thoughts?

Spoilers and stuff.
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Talk Thread Last thread got to the bump limit.
Un-mature as it seems there's less traffic.

And an appropriate picture
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Do you work out, /ef/?

What is your routine? Are you more of a gym person or at home?

Are you more strength or cardio?

What do you listen to while doing it?
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Welcome 2 The Hive of Aku *Transforming all TEENAGERS into Anime Illness of Adult Killers*
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Well, of all the things I wasnt expecting to happen
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AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! #Politics
USA #1
 in number of confirmed cases 
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Is it my time? AMA. All of the businesses are closed.

All the ammo is bought up so I can't go and shoot recreationally.

All I've been doing is staying home, playing video games, and getting drunk.

AMA.
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The apocalypse has happened and /ef/ are now a group of scavengers having to survive based off of our skills, knowledge, and common sense.

How fucked are we? How long do we last?
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So anybody played Half Life alyx/VR yet? I mean, I haven't cause I'm a poor scrub who can't afford VR right now, but I have seen the whole thing and it looks pretty good plus the ending with G man's return and Half Life 3 pretty much confirmed Is pretty hype
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What are they talking about /ef/? Not too many outside of the UK may be aware of this, but all UK Prime Minsters once a week, every week for as long as they are in power, are obliged to hold a phone call with the current head of state, who is of course our wonderful Queen Elizabeth, so the question for you /ef/ is

What are Boris and the Queen saying to each other?
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#Politics
What is your opinion on the military?
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FDA Regulations #Politics
Enterprising American companies have developed at-home sample collection for COVID-19 tests, so that potentially infected people can avoid going out in public to get tested. Guess what the FDA does? It bans the tests! Thanks, big government!

https://techcrunch.com/2020/03/23/updated-fda-covid-19-testing-guidelines-specifically-disallows-at-home-sample-colllection/
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R T M
E O U
M F
E E F
M A I
B T N
E S
R
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The comfy lockdown thread So lads, put on some comfty pyjamas, relax, sit back, grab a nice hot chocolate and tell me

How you gonna be coping with the next month locked at home?
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So new zealand is going into lockdown. And I just got told by my boss that there will be restructuring in the next two weeks in response to COVID-19, where they will "trim the fat". So about then ill know if I have my job or not.
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Love letters to MK #Mature
Just found out about mature content threads.

Let's fill this up with MK's hopes and dreams.
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Question: What is the value of human life, as measured in British pounds sterling, for the purpose of medical interventions, according to the UK National Health Service?

Answer:  £30,000 per quality-adjusted year of life (QALY) 
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-28983924
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I think it is about time. AMA All of the shops aren't opening.

All the food has been bought up so I cannot cook for fun.

All I've been doing is staying home, playing Maplestory and getting diarrhea.

AMA.
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Spacing with Monster Damsel Partners

Somebody, HELP!

I gotta- still... Spend 3 more weeks. Pushing, my HARD LOG inside of buttholes of all my Lewdymon Maiden Partners
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Stupidity is rewarded The one thing all human race has in common is stupidity is rewarded.

The dumb-dumb of the world reap and sow everything and are diafied.

Dispute this claim while I take a shot for every post on this thread and "argue back"
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2020 has been quite a strange year hasn't it?
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#Politics
The rich are going to take advantage of coronavirus to impose more draconian laws upon us, and we won't be able to revolt because we are all quarantined.
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This is what the lockdown has done to me #Politics
So whos your favourite British prime minister lads?

But seriously, ever had any questions about any of them? Feel free to ask me.
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China announced it will end the two-month lockdown on Wuhan on April 8 and is lifting travel restrictions in the rest of Hubei province beginning midnight Wednesday. ( https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/china-to-lift-lockdown-on-wuhan-epicenter-of-coronavirus-pandemic/ )

How long will the American and European lockdowns last?
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Tokyo 2020: Olympics to be postponed until 2021, says IOC member https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/52002474
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What is objectively the best genre of music, and why is it Eurobeat?

EUROBEAT
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#Politics
>hurr durr capitalism is failing blah blah

Nah, communism is literally the root of this pandemic

Much like SARS it originated from communist enforced live animal markets in china which was started from the famine in the 70s.

Which has been a trend that still lives today called "wet markets"
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Why are they called black metal bands if they don’t any black people in them?
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Well then /ef/ which one did he get?


... No really, please guess or tell me I have no idea and I'm paralyzed in suspense
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Do you think this is the end of the human race?

Are we going to be facing a global depression?
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#Politics
Guess what slipped under our radar during our fucking panic attacks!

SNEAKY Private Speech Crackdown OR Exploitation Prevention? | The EARN IT Act Explained...
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HELP...!!?!!

A PLANT GOT ME!
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Talk with me ITT you talk with me and I talk with you.
I strive for attention. So come to me.
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It happened #Politics
It's all fun and games until it happens.

Rand Paul has been infected with COVID-19.

Granted his odds of survival are better than most of us given his Senatorial medical care package, but this isn't looking very funny anymore.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/sen-rand-paul-tests-positive-for-coronavirus
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Alright lads, challenge time-

What's your favorite national anthem? The challenge is you can't pick your own countrys, so there. I know, I know God save the queen is the greatest anthem of all time and all, but sadly I can't post it due to my own rules. So instead I present-

God defend New Zealand. I mean, if god can't defend the Queen then this is as close as I can get.. But no, but this is truly a beautiful anthem, of history, love and two cultures and people coming together as one to declare their love of their ancestral home.

Can't go wrong with that.
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Do you watch or play any sort of sports?
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Gamestop is apparently essential And other absolute nonsense you'll hear from a dying company trying to stay afloat.

I Sneaked On To A Gamestop Regional Conference Call | This Was The Result
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Report mahjong houses that your parents go to,
just like how they reported illegal internet cafes years ago
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#Politics
#Politics

I think it's time we talked about racial differences in humans.

It is a proven fact that race provides a genetic difference in physical structure down to your very bones. Forensic scientist can actually identify not only your gender, but figure out what race you are based upon the shape of your bones, especially in the skull.

So what makes it so much controversial to the idea of genetic intelligence? Some people were just born with the potential to be much more intelligent that others. That's why Europeans were able to build grant and vast structures, empires, and indulge in only the highest of sciences, while Africans literally build their mud huts out of animal shit and water to this day. Some people were born faster, stronger, or more flexible than others and it is evident. So why is brain power any less different? They say that with the British and Aboriginals back in the day when they were colonizing Australia were some of the dumbest people in the world, practically akin to chimpanzees in intelligence and it is evident to this day. They drink gasoline. Who the fuck does that?

Not being racist, I'm just curious from a scientific stand point. I know it's an uneasy topic to discuss for "One race, the human race!" cucks to talk about, but let's figure this out together.
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CNN #Politics
>unlike SARS, eeeeeeeeeeeffreeeeeered5rf, explaining at least in part why Covid-19 acts like a super-SARS
What did CNN mean by this?
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/20/health/coronavirus-response-must-adapt-frieden-analysis/index.html
http://archive.is/6i90Q
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So, the pubs are shut, as are the restaurants, gyms, and pretty much almost everywere else. And we have been told to stay in doors and all.

And now I just had a phone call to inform me that my workplace is shutting down for at least a month, so who knows what the fuck I'm supposed to do now,or even if I'm getting paid or not.

.....Boy the apocalypse is a lot more boring than I thought it would be
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Drunk tank It's #drunk_tank

Goodmorning sweeties. Let's party.
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#Politics
#Mature
Three Republicans and one Democrat have been taking profits on their respective stock portfolios.

Blind trusts my ass! This smacks of insider trading, especially in the cases of these officials being married, rendering the blind trust rule null and void. At least the rules involving the stock trades have been followed and the public has the right to know about these trades.

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/home/

https://www.thedailybeast.com/sen-kelly-loeffler-dumped-millions-in-stock-after-coronavirus-briefing?ref=home

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dianne-feinstein-3-senate-colleagues-sold-off-stocks-before-coronavirus-crash-reports
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How do you identify a "Cuck"?

Marvel's New Heroes Are Cucks...
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Right /ef/ I'm going to the shop

You want anything?
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Monster Royal Damsels Thread #Mature
I am, doin this 4 chuckles...

I would, do Furry Yokais from Pkmn GO as harems in my collection in team instinct.

Put some hybrid abominations, in here
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What are some things that upset you?
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Everything is different now. Everything Is Different Now - Gravity Falls

So, what changes have you experienced in the past few weeks since all this hullabaloo started?

I went from catching up on all my bills, to jobless, Lyft demand has all but dried up, i can't pour my own coffee at the gas station anymore, and im handed a wet wipe at cash registers with my receipt.

I was thanked by a cashier today for buying "normal stuff" and my local and national news is dominated by 1 story.

People in general seem to be ether panicking, or completely aloof; i suppose they dont want to come off as filthy centrists haha.

What do you think things will be like on the other side of this? Back to business as usual, or do you think there will be a more lasting impact?

Interested in getting takes here because we are from all over.
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Currently playing the fantastic Pokemon Renegade Platinum romhack, here's my team ask me anything.

And just as a litte side note whoever thought it would be funny to make it so Buneary, who only evolves when reaching max happiness, have a base happiness of 0 when you catch it is evil, just pure evil.
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PS5 vs. new Xbox What are you gonna be going with, /ef/?
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#Politics
Hmmmmm
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Would any1, wanna design a skittle 2 join this swarm

I made- a Base/ which folks can recolor it. Anyway they want too... Plus ~ the reformed changeling can resemble a countries flag.
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Fortune telling #Mature
iTT; stare deep into the Cristal ball and make a wish. Whisper your hopes and dreams into it.
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Being an anon is like being a black person in America

>told to leave the channel

>Shown hostility
>Been called cowards, stupid, and other such words
>Names think we anons all look alike
>Names thing every anon knows every anon
>Are considered second class citizens

For too long have names been oppressing the anons of this board. It's time that we as brothers and sisters, kings and queens take a stand and demand reparations.
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How does someone earn an N word pass?
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7s?
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Universal Basic Income (UBI) When Andrew Wang proposed a universal basic income (UBI) of $1000/month for each citizen, one of the objections was that it was like paying people even if they do nothing but sit at home and play video games. For the time being, that seems more of a feature of than bug, and it is catching on. Even Mitt Romney is supporting a short-term pandemic UBI.

https://www.axios.com/coronavirus-recession-direct-payments-americans-ubi-c3393d14-33ad-47c2-a739-f2fec150b212.html

Pic unrelated.
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#Mature
So BNA has bird girls and Ika is already drawing porn of them.

Gotta say, I do approve of these lasses.
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Has anyone ever broken your heart? What happened?
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Talk thread #Mature
Because the other one saged.
Mature for my own convenience.
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Do you think bigfoot is real? Not the truck.
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Foot orgasm syndrome: a case report in a woman #Mature
INTRODUCTION: Spontaneous orgasm triggered from inside the foot has so far not been reported in medical literature.

AIMS: The study aims to report orgasmic feelings in the left foot of a woman.

METHODS: A woman presented with complaints of undesired orgasmic sensations originating in her left foot. In-depth interview, physical examination, sensory testing, magnetic resonance imaging (MRI-scan), electromyography (EMG), transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation (TENS), and blockade of the left S1 dorsal root ganglion were performed.

MAIN OUTCOME MEASURES: The main outcomes are description of this clinical syndrome, results of TENS application, and S1 dorsal root ganglion blockade.

RESULTS: Subtle attenuation of sensory amplitudes of the left suralis, and the left medial and lateral plantar nerve tracts was found at EMG. MRI-scan disclosed no foot abnormalities. TENS at the left metatarso-phalangeal joint-III of the left foot elicited an instant orgasmic sensation that radiated from plantar toward the vagina. TENS applied to the left side of the vagina elicited an orgasm that radiated to the left foot. Diagnostic blockade of the left S1 dorsal root ganglion with 0.8 mL bupivacaine 0.25 mg attenuated the frequency and intensity of orgasmic sensation in the left foot with 50% and 80%, respectively. Additional therapeutic blockade of the same ganglion with 0.8 mL bupivacaine 0.50 mg combined with pulsed radiofrequency treatment resulted in a complete disappearance of the foot-induced orgasmic sensations.

CONCLUSION: Foot orgasm syndrome (FOS) is descibed in a woman. Blockade of the left S1 dorsal root ganglion alleviated FOS. It is hypothesized that FOS, occurring 1.5 years after an intensive care emergency, was caused by partial nerve regeneration (axonotmesis), after which afferent (C-fiber) information from a small reinnervated skin area of the left foot and afferent somatic and autonomous (visceral) information from the vagina on at least S1 spinal level is misinterpreted by the brain as being solely information originating from the vagina.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23782523
https://sci-hub.tw/10.1111/jsm.12217
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Ey up pals, welcome to me thread.

Got any questions about my wonderful country? fire away mate, here to answer your strange questions about my country, culture and way of life.
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Post your favorite metal songs before I pull the trigger. I swear to the one true lord, I will end your suffering once and for all.
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When was the last time you legitimately cried?
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Social Distancing Are you doing your part to practice social distancing?
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How would your life be different if you were an easy-going lesbian Japanese middle-school girl?
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#Politics
Is the Coronavirus going to genocide boomers? What will happen if Trump, Biden, and Sanders all die?
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#Mature
Curvy Jedi Otter Girls Thread
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Evil Invading Rodent Furries alright /ef/

U all R Yellow Wires Eating Rodent Monsters with Breasts & invaded Kabels Apt Room--- WAT things would ya, do for fun. And, would U eat his blankets?
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I claim these trips in the fight against the Coronavirus!
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SCARY THREAD An Asian, Appears from Political Forums and iz GONNA HUG AND COUGH AT U!!?!!
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Tell me about the weirdest thing you've ever eaten. Was it good, was it bad?
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Why do you argue with people online?
Is it to change their mind?

Whatever your goal, how often is it accomplished?
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Ponychan is garbage. Unless you create a tripcode to take care of to constantly attention whore the fruits of your labor, there's no way to guarantee the channel won't just shitpost in your weakest moment. If they're only attracted to you when you're active, they're a fair-weather namefag, which is worse than no name at all. The only person ever worth commiting time to is someone who renounces all the rest of their autistic ties to stay with you, and names are too unbearably sociable so that never happens.

Being an avatarfag isn't love, it's indentured servitude. Always the demand that you constantly screencap and post pictures of your worth to someone who supposedly loves you, with no expectation they reciprocate.
And god forbid you're born as an anon too weak to play in this endless dance of blood and shit out more threads to serve your hateful board, you get constantly shat on, told you deserve to die and that there's absolutely no place for you.

""""Love and Tolerance"""" never existed. Tripcodes are cancer. Chat threads are boring and transient, and the ability to make political threads is the only thing that matters.
The only thing you can do to break this cycle of agony is to talk about coronavirus to death. So yes, I'd gladly prefer a world of kabel and nazi posts over the lie of e-girls and fedoras.
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FüD I just sold my suzuki, which was a classic, and ill probably never find another one.
So, i want to spend some money on prepared food to bury my sadness in calories and i want it to be good.
What should I get?
What would you get?
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Trump added unnecessary red tape to US coronavirus response #Politics
>The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.
As someone who occasionally has to deal with government bureaucracy as part of my employment, I can attest that classifying something makes everything a much bigger pain in the ass and slows down productivity by a factor of at least 2 and often by a lot more. The only lawful reason to classify something as SECRET is if it would pose "serious damage" to national security if it were publicly available. And in practice, things don't get classified unless people are worried that our adversaries might actively try to exfiltrate the information -- otherwise, the information just gets marked "sensitive-but-unclassified" or FOUO or whatever the marking du jour is. My point is that if Trump wanted to keep things hushed, there were other, much less burdensome ways of doing so than requiring it be classified.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-secrecy-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-told-federal-health-agency-to-classify-coronavirus-deliberations-sources-idUSKBN20Y2LM
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Dear Mods in The Break Room

SHAKE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR!

WAVE THEM, LIEK U JUST DON'T CARE...!!?!!
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Serious Monster Question Dear /ef/

U see this on your bed

>Wat do U do?
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Chen Why does Chen have two tails?
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I want a pizza and a rainbow Sunday
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Quotes that resonate with you, from any source but yourself, and why.

For me, it's Jules's butchered version of Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction

>“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”


Even knowing it isn't a true quotation, it always struck me as profound whether Tarantino meant it to be or not. Anyone who tries to be traditionally good or principled will feel constant pressure to conform to the wickedness of world we live in, but we need those with an iron will to fight the good fight and set an example for those more likely to conform to follow instead of vapid and corruptive individuals who dominate cultural forces.
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Evil Damsels that Steal Sperm from HELL Thread #Mature
OK /ef/

Your an, Royal Princess from The Abomination Army of Darkness

>What kind of Semen Stealer are U?


>Have U ever thought of creating a EROTIC Job Building called LUST Corp?
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iCuckzzz gf is selling nuides !
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Um /ef/

can U watch this E-Girl 4 me?
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Spread it out, people Wives are garbage. Unless you create a shitkid to take care of to constantly suckle away the fruits of your labor, there's no way to guarantee the wife won't just abandon you in your weakest moment. If they're only attracted to you when you're strong, they're a fair-weather friend, which is worse than no friend at all. The only person ever worth commiting time to is someone who renounces all the rest of their social ties to stay with you, and girls are too unbearably sociable so that never happens.

Being a boyfriend/husband isn't love, it's indentured servitude. Always the demand that you constantly prove your worth to someone who supposedly loves you, with no expectation they reciprocate.
And god forbid you're born as a man too weak to play in this endless dance of blood and shit out more children to serve your hateful world, you get constantly shat on, told you deserve to die and that there's absolutely no place for you.

""""Love"""" never existed. Relationships are cancer. Sex is boring and transient, and the emotional support of someone who loves you unconditionally is the only thing that matters.
The only thing you can do to break this cycle of agony is fearlessly masturbate to death. So yes, I'd gladly prefer a world of eldritch kinks over this lie that people can love each other.
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What are your unpopular opinions?
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Welcome 2 The Game of Pokemon STAY HOME

*COUGHS REPEATEDLY SOO... ALL OTHER MONSTER TRAINERS CANNOT RUN OUTSIDE*
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I uh...
Woah dude, did anyone invest in crypto recently?
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Pathologic is Genius, And Here's Why Because what is more appropriate right now than a 2-hour video by a pretentious snob about a Russian game from 2005 in which everyone, including the player, spends the whole time being miserable and dying slowly of a horrible plague?

Pathologic is Genius, And Here's Why

If anyone has other overly-long YouTube videos that are worth watching, do share.
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Do you speak any other languages other than English?

Are you currently studying another other languages or perhaps have the desire to do so?
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FINNALY: A medical expert is going viral for a passionate post warning that mass panic about the cor https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-medic-warns-mass-panic-could-prove-worse-than-disease-2020-3?fbclid=IwAR0KX8JGGv6-s5GAp3Z9a7VRYHjaydWjMvCuIW6x54llvZ3WfZ6bb2YxHuk
>A post from an infectious disease expert is going viral after he warned that people's exaggerated reactions to the spread of the coronavirus could do more damage than the disease itself.
"What I am scared about is the loss of reason and wave of fear that has induced the masses of society into a spellbinding spiral of panic, stockpiling obscene quantities of anything that could fill a bomb shelter adequately in a post-apocalyptic world.

"I am scared of the N95 masks that are stolen from hospitals and urgent care clinics where they are actually needed for front line healthcare providers and instead are being donned in airports, malls, and coffee lounges, perpetuating even more fear and suspicion of others.

"I am scared that our hospitals will be overwhelmed with anyone who thinks they 'probably don't have it but may as well get checked out no matter what because you just never know...'"
>As well as criticizing individual-level actions, Sharkawy warned of over-zealous actions by governments, like restricting travel and trade, which would disrupt people's lives and economic growth.
>Sharkawy concluded that, though the coronavirus will take its toll on the elderly and those with poor immune systems, "the fact is the virus itself will not likely do much harm when it arrives."
"But our own behaviors and 'fight for yourself above all else' attitude could prove disastrous," he added.

Wow, all the stuff I've been saying since day 1...
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Has Biden lost it? #Politics
Apparently Biden threw a temper tantrum when a Michigan auto worker accused him of infringing the 2nd Secondment. Biden also went on rant about a non-existent machinegun called "AR-14" that holds 100 rounds of ammo.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/youre-full-of-sh-joe-biden-rages-at-michigan-auto-worker-over-gun-rights
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#Politics
So right now here in the UK, due to the coronavirus crisis, the COBRA is taking place.

A rather secrative Briefing Room, in which during times of national and international crisis, the current UK Prime Minister, selected members of his/her cabinet and various experts in different fields, such as medical and the army, gather to talk about what is going on and what should be done.

The COBRA have met previous times of crisis, such as during the 9/11 attacks, the London riots, and various other times that have required serious soultions.

Does your country have any secretive groups that meet? What is your countrys crisis centre?
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#Politics
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/world/coronavirus-news.html

BREAKING; The US/Trump has announced that all travel to and from Europe (aside from the UK) is to be suspended for 30 days due to Covid-19
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REPEL ALL THE GOTH BRIT MONSTERS GAMEFREAK

Quite being salty special snowflake emo boiz & make a DAMN Gen9 that haz NationalDex and no EAGames DLC's with just 10% add-ons

Eastern US has every creature that migrated and invaded. Create the Keloga Region & connect Kalos with it
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WebM ­Another_day_in_Moscow.webm
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Shipping Who is the OTP?
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Against my better judgment... #Politics
Today is a big day, so I am disabling the politics filter (at least until I get annoyed) to talk with people about Super Tuesday (which is today).

I don't want to personally talk about my stances/who I voted for (although I did just vote) BUT I'm curious about those who do. SO:

>1. Did you vote today (assuming you are American and live in one of the states that is voting today) and if you didn't, why not?

>2. If you're comfortable sharing, who did you vote for?
>3. Who do you think will become the democratic nominee, and do you think they can beat Trump?

Note: I really don't want this to be a thread where people just bash each other (i.e. "lol you voted for Bernie ur a cuck" or "lol you're voting for Trump ur a Nazi"). Please for the love of god try to be civil.
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#Politics
Oh how much he has fallen, it's delicious.
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FUTA AMERICANS THREAD SOON! Indepence will be within NO GENDER LABEL HATRED. We're all gonna become Legendary Hybrid Futanari's

Chewy, U might wanna become a Shiny Clefable that can pee standing & have actual breasts /w milk in them

Mythix, U might wanna get into 9somes ~ with other Futa's... Ya, Shiny Flaffy
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When you nut, but she keeps on sucking What face do you make?
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Remembering How do you remember important things, like the Alamo, the Fifth of November, and to take daily medications?
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Has anyone used wish? Did they actually deliver or was it just a scam?
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Ulfric is the true high king of Skyrim, Skyrim belongs to the nords fuck 'yall milkdrinkers
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#Mature
WHO WANNA SPANK MY MONKEY DAMSEL?

Nitro Hentai Thread
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New Talk #Mature
The last one got old, plus it's bloated at this point.

So same as last time, except I'll also pose a question based on the image.

Do you share the same sentiment, or do you not care who about people who annoy you?
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Fluttershy has a message for you. https://vocaroo.com/dk53CfAQqrE

https://fifteen.ai/
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You are now President of the United States.

How do your fix your economy which has just fell off a cliff?
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In this thread We give each other genuine compliments!
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Brand New Talk #Mature
The first one is new, plus it's brand new at this point.

So difference of the other one around, you'll also post here for me based on your thoughts.

Pic related.
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