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The Crown Cometh Count Dankula (Scottish comedian, and YouTuber.) was given a £800 fine 6 months ago, for a "Hate Crime" he committed away back in 2016. This "Hate Crime" involved him teaching his pug to do a "nazi salute," and respond to the phrase "gas the Jews." This video was CLEARLY intended as a harmless joke, so he could "prank his girlfriend." Since that video was released two years ago Dankula has faced death threats, doxxing, arrests, massive legal fees, he's not only lost his job, nut became unemployable, not to mention the endless slander he's gotten from everyone to the government itself, the press, and other YouTubers.

Here's the video that started it all, for anyone that's been living under a rock since 2016.

M8 Yer Dugs A Nazi

Here's the most recent update from a few hours ago, (The Crown Cometh) that explains his current situation. The video talks about the experience he's had over the past two and a half years, as well talking about the fact that he may very well be going to jail soon for not paying his fine.

The Crown Cometh

Here's another video that was taken just after he was rewarded his £800 fine. This one explains his situation in a more. My favourite quote from it is "Won't do the community and can't pay the find, well then cunt,,it's gulag time!" This was made briefly after he explained why he wasn't paying his £800, (he gave it to charity instead.) and was prepared to go to prison.

The Price Of Freedom Is £800
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>pin down an unconscious Dungeons enemy
>chug enlarge person potion
>force a reduce person potion down their throat
>be two sizes larger than them
> swallow them whole

Could this work?
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There's going to be a big fag/LGBT day at my school tomorrow, what do? Apparently tomorrow is some kind of LGBT anniversary, and schools all across my city are hosting massive LGBT events. People have been talking about this for over a month and there's advertisements for it all over the school, so it looks like it's going to be an EXTREMELY big deal.

Apparently we're all going to get pulled out of class to attend this thing, whatever "this thing" is. Everyone's talking about it, but I still have no idea what's going to happen, other than the fact that it's going to be extremely degenerate. What do you guys think will happen tomorrow?

Also does anyone know what this whole thing is about?
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Toybox Q&A! #Mature
It's bandwagon time again boys and girls(male)!

AMA to cure boredom, cancer and turnip allergies.

Or something. I don't know.

(Oh shit, can a mod slap a mature tag on this?)
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has anyone been through the process of home buying?

if so how long does it take to actually move into the home you wish to purchase

how do you get a mortgage?
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Post porn for the person above you. #Mature
So, I'm bored and thought this might be an interesting little experiment.

In this thread you post porn, but with a twist! Your post must try to cater to the poster above you!

Let's see how many of you people have been paying attention!
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Finally, a battle royale for me!
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The Story Thread: Zombie Aidoru Edition #Mature
You've heard of idol anime. You've heard of zombie anime. Now get ready for zombie idol anime.

Now weirdly fitting because this thread never dies.

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BookCircle FAQs #Mature
It's bandwagon time again, my dudes of not-specified sex/gender/whatever!

AMA to cure happiness, aids and Corruption of Champion pure runs.
Or something. I don't know.

(oh god oh fuck can a mod mature this)
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WTF! Minecraft Europians!?! Y DOES JAVA GET THE GEWD SHIT!?!

Sure... Windows 10 Edition/ haz all the PUSSY and Busty Feline Gamer Girls

Create another DAMN Wolf Skin for default on 1.14

PLUS ~ I wanna FUCKIN tame Foxes
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Ein anderer Deutscher Thread Guten Tag, Freunde.
In diesem Thread sprechen Wir auf Deutsch, denn Leute in der Üniversitat sprechen/schreiben kein Deutsch. :c

Thema der Woche: Frühstück, Kaffee und Weltherrschaft.

Wie trinken Sie ihre Kaffee gern? Mit Zucker, Mit Milch? Vielleicht thinken Sie lieber Kakao.
Essen Sie Obst? Orangen? Äpfel? Vielleicht Erdbeeren?

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Bertstrips Thread 2.0 The last one maxed out.

Here we go with round two.
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Can somoen in america please explain Marti Gras And where the most sparkle explosion variant is located
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how do yuo deal with a shitty day? tl:dr i could use a hug
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Critics I was wandering the recommended videos on YouTube and fell into this guy's rabbit hole. A Canadian media critic who has a massive hate boner for the upcoming Captain Marvel movie and the current Doctor Who series.

In one of his latest rants on YouTube, he related how his last video about Brie Larson and her political agenda as it relates to her promotion of the Captain Marvel movie. Needless to say, Disney had one of their hand puppets complain to YT, who demonatized that specific video. Granted it was an ugly hate laced scree with adult language. However, when did it become fair game to treat critics in the same way as posting Moonman songs or promoting gun ownership rights?

Anyway, the guy is fun to listen to and has a lot of things to say that people should hear.

First, the video that got this guy in trouble, then the second account of how he lost commercial support for it, then his scathing review of the last season of Doctor Who. In the words of Jay Sherman, it stinks (TM).

Brie Larson aka Captain Nasty Hates White Dudes - Hateful NPC Logic

Some Funny Business Going On With Captain Marvel

Doctor Who Series 11 - My Series Review Video!
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Artists Forbidding Edits https://www.deviantart.com/amura-of-jupiter/art/Landscape-Commission-Come-Along-little-one-685820067

> Commission for Piepinkie350

> No Tracing, Recoloring or making bases. I consider this butchering my work, theft and very rude. No EDITING, cropping or drawing over my work.
> Image is not allowed to be used for the purpose of financial gain. If you want to use my work this way please speak with me. NO CLAIMING THE OC’S AS YOUR OWN/SELLING OC’S
> No using images in mods/facebook I prefer personal OC images to not be shared too heavily without my knowledge.

This faggotry has got to stop...
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The Story Thread: Lily White Edition #Mature
Fairies are cute!!
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Brexit III: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

I didn't know british reality tv was this funny.
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>put porn on your phone
>lose phone

How screwed are you?
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What do you think would be MK's favorite sex positions and why?
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the G is BACK! Ginsburg is far from dead, and the High Court cranks out a kick-ass benchmark for us little peoples: excessive property forfeitures are NOT constitutional.


No more stealing your fuckin car for a few traffic tickets, etc. If I can get my case against the local city that ruined my family re-opened, this ruling will help me clean their fuckin clock and get me back into the middle class, maybe win enough money to get into practice as a lawyer or at least die quietly without too much whining. Regardless, whether I ever succeed notwithstanding, this is absolutely two major bits of great news: 1) the G is Back and not dying off any time soon, and 2) property rights are protected.

It is a good day for us little people, regardless of leftist rightist or stupidest.

What are your horror stories of excessive forfeiture??
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Remember when I said this guys story made no sense?

Well.. I guess Trump derangement syndrome is still alive and kicking.
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Free speech for me, but not for thee https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2019/02/17/florida-sixth-grader-charged-with-misdemeanor-after-refusing-recite-pledge-allegiance/

What did they mean by this? Where is the FSW outrage over compelling the pledge, or blatantly unconstitutional proposed legislation to criminalize flag burning?
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Two down, two to go Another member of the 60's pop band The Monkees died this week. Peter Tork was a pretty cool guy who was forced into a shitty TV role that capitalized on the success of The Beatles. Known as the prefab four, the Monkees was a bad joke until other musicians like Frank Zappa and actors including Jack Nickelson took the members of the band seriously.

Contrary to the critics who slammed the band members, each member could perform with reasonable levels of skill.


Peter Tork's Monkees Screen Test (October 1965)

Peter Tork [The Monkees] - Solfeggietto

Mike Nesmith & Frank Zappa - The Monkees
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Why are flat-chested anime girls so sexy?
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I want to play with my moms bongos.
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So how many of you fit the otaku stereotype?
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Hunters say it's not a 'zombie disease,' but they are worried about deer illness https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hunters-say-it-s-not-zombie-disease-they-are-worried-n972476

It's always funny to see major news outlet talking about 'sensationalism in the news' like they are innocent.

That being said, this is a problem, and its why I spent 2 days in November carving up deer heads.

Idk if this is really a topic people would be interested in, but im just posting news to spite Ika mostly, and this was the only thing i was interested in
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PSA - Loneliness Loneliness

Wew lad. Talk about hitting home.

I'm sure this is something a lot of us can relate to.

Some cool things to consider about the situation too.
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'My 600-lb Life' star Sean Milliken dead at 29 I never watched the show. There's something profoundly annoying of scripted reality shows like the one this guy stared in. Profiting from misery is ghoulish at best. TLC is disgusting.

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Is a life without shitposting worth living?
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your all bronies BRONIES
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Jewish Boogaloo 2; The old man strikes back

But seriously, what are your thoughts on Bernie confirming he's running again?
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Discord shutting down We're shutting down..

Well fuck. Back to IRC now, I guess?
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Does anybody got a Anthro Espeon Chick with Huge Breasts?

because, Battle Creek MI has Grimers and Muks in the City Water System Company & using Sludge in the Kalamazoo River
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The first photo speed trap van Hard to believe that Germany was the first nation to produce a mobile photo speed trap van.

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Body types Which of these body types do you like? Even better, which one is closest to you? I like anything from B to F and the one closest to my body is probably D.
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Fuck off Spain. Gibraltar is rightful British clay. 🇬🇧 🇬🇮
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I'm going to force Toybox to work with shitty employees for the rest of her life. And on her birthday, the only present she is allowed to receive is an audio recording of her employees complaining about their easy jobs.

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Rules on /ef/ Should we be enforcing rules outside of this board? It is something I have been wondering for quite sometime. For example, if someone makes a thread that says "FUCKING NIGGERS ALWAYS CAUSING ISSUES", should that be /trash/ed? This seems to be an issue. I want people to express themselves freely, so how this to be dealt with. /ef/ has very specific rules after all and we should be doing it on this board only. It is all listed in the sticky.

Aside from that I WILL make executive bans if need be.
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Don’t get your Valentine an Internet-connected sex toy #Mature
"... like all internet-of-things devices, smart sex toys are also incredibly vulnerable. From over-exuberant manufacturers who slurp up data to security flaws that hackers could exploit, teledildonics can be a privacy nightmare."

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Alright guys, I have a confession to make.

You know lots of people have phobias. Things that scare them. Death, disease, spiders, clowns, whatever.

But you wanna know what really scares me?


Tall buildings. And heights, but I guess that goes hand in hand.

I'm quite lucky that all my life I have lived somewhere in which there hardly any. But trust me, soon as I go somewhere where there are tall buildings I can hardly get close or go in them.

I mean, I can look at them, that's fine. Hell, I quite like how cities look.

But if I go in them then you best believe that I'm shitting myself that the building is somehow going to fall apart or something.

I had a nightmare of that the other night. I mean, I have to laugh at myself because I know how stupid this fear is; But it sure did scare the shit out of me.
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Hey remember that time supposedly a bunch of Trump supporters decided to attack a black actor?

At around 2 in the morning? In -20 degrees weather? Supposedly threw bleach on him, shouted 'this is maga country!' At him? Said to have wrapped a nose around his neck?

And a lot of people pointed out how this story smelled worse than a back alley fish market ran by a skunk?

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What is something hate that begins with the letter N? I hate naggers.
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Real questions thread Why do some sonic characters wear clothes when sonic is butt naked?
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You people are all perverts. And you, yes you. You are the biggest pervert of them all. What do you even have to say for yourself?
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I quit my job Let's have a good old fashioned NEET thread, no wagecucks or studentdebtcucks allowed. So what kind of bottles do you prefer pissing in? I'm a big fan of Gatorade because of the wide rim.
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Ikea If you were going to take over america, How would you do it?
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The logic of Terry Hall... I guess Just felt like throwing this together because I genuinely think this guy is fucking mad

>Gets sexually abused by a paedo teacher on a school trip to france at age 12

>Makes a song about this experience as a way to turn a negative into a positive

>Mouth locks shut, preventing him from singing

>Rips out stitches in tongue
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Does anypony- play (White Tiger Family Simulator Online) on Windows 10/ Android

Because... I just started making a White Power Furry Chick named [9 Buckets of Milk] which is a Nine Breasted Feline Alien Meme + I'm a fan of VG Cats and Mother Puss the Milf
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Goes Star Trek Furry Pervert Melon Implant on Reptiles
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As if you needed another reason to hate Amazon http://fortune.com/2019/02/14/amazon-doesnt-pay-federal-taxes-2019/
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Mods gather around, we need to talk. I know your secret!

When I type in ponychan.net/mods/ it comes up with your regular "404 Not Found" message. But if you type in ponychan.net/mod/ it comes up Forbidden, pic related.

What are you hiding in that thread? Your wicked plans must be thwarted!

You shall forbid us no longer!

>everyone starts chatting









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IQ tests Does anyone know of any good IQ tests that aren't extremely autistic? I'll explain my problem with them.

I've been taking the tests consistently once every two or three months for just over 2 years, and whenever I take them I get always get a score between 110 and 120, with an average of around 115. I've never gotten an average above or below the aforementioned numbers. It's usually 113-118. Anyway that's not the autistic bit.

The absolute spergery of these tests steams from the fact that I always have to take two of them to get an accurate number. For example this time around my first score was 98, but when I took another test it gave me 131, making the average 114.5. 131 is obviously too big and mind my slight arrogance, but when I talk to the average person it's hard to imagine myself having an IQ anywhere near there's on the higher end of the spectrum, never mind under it. But the average that I've consistently gotten over the years of 115 feels extremely accurate, and has always been shockingly consistent when I take two different tests and then take an average.

As I've said I take these tests regularly, and always in pairs. I've never gotten a bottom score below the 90s, and my highest score was 141. This has been extremely consistent for several years and countless tests. Sometimes my first test is lower, sometimes it's higher. But one of them is always in the 90s with the other being between 130-141. This has been 100% consistent for years. So despite the weird measures I have to go through to get my average it's almost definitely 115.

Anyway I want to know what you guys think. Should I take 115 as an appropriate average, or are IQ tests pointless unless there done in a controlled environment? Also feel free to leave your own scores down below.

P.S. Anyone with a score above 115 is a lying brainlet who probably has a sub 70 IQ score, and anyone with a IQ below 115 is at least an honest brainlet, but a brainlet nonetheless.

>mfw my IQ is almost definitely dead on 115

>mfw a certain (((chose people))) have an average of exactly (((115)))
>(((mfw))) (((I'm))) going to have to look extra hard into the mirror with a big magnifying glass pointed at (((my))) nose, just to be sure.
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Was Philly's Soda Tax the Result of a Union-Versus-Union Political Fight? "According to federal prosecutors, Dougherty pressed allies on the city council—including Councilman Bobby Henon, who is also charged as part of the 116-count indictment—to pass the soda tax as retribution against the city's Teamsters union, which had disagreed with IBEW Local 98 about which candidate to support during the city's 2015 mayoral election. Dougherty's preferred candidate, now-Mayor Jim Kenney, won that race."

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Sleepy thread Are you sleepy? I'm sleepy.

Also, do you post in (or even know of) other imageboards that accept namefags/tripfags?
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>In Alabama, in terms of sexual health education, “Classes must emphasize, in a factual manner and from a public health perspective, that homosexuality is not a lifestyle acceptable to the general public and that homosexual conduct is a criminal offense under the laws of the state.” Alabama State Code § 16-40A-2(c)(8).
The fuck? Where do I even begin with this one.
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If the spongebob halftime show turns out to be a troll, i wish you all luck in the world war that fallows.
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Songs that remind you of Ponychan. Friends in low places lyrics Garth Brooks

This should be good.
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Frozen II official tease video Coming in November

From the IP that launched a thousand ships...

FROZEN 2 Trailer 2019
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Churchill was a hero. A real mans mans. A war hero, a legend and an inspiration to us all.

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How are you today?
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>Tick >Tock >>230766
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*I boldly step towards your property.*
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The future Are you happy with your life right now?

What are your plans for the future?

Where would you like to be in 5 years? 10?

What are you doing to achieve that?

Is there something you should be doing, that you aren't?

If yes, why aren't you doing it? Is there anything you could be doing to work towards it?
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Wouldnt YOU like to know? Getting all snoopy asking about the subject... ILL POST WHEVER I WANT and To Ika, he's the best! ... at being stupid, and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
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No, the core of the problem is that Toy said I said something I never said. That's my issue. I wouldn't be so pissed off if Toy was just honest.
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a lost pony loves Minty Horse #Mature
I'm in crazy mad pony love with Minty!!

I just can't help myself. He's so cute and fresh and sexy. I can't wait to make him mine.

I don't care that he's a vegan national socialist and i'm a libtard carnivore. He's got a wonderful caring heart and a positive attitude. His life sucks but he sees the path through it to better times.

I want to walk with him in quiet majestic giant redwood forests, read musty books together in old libraries, share a pair oars in the same rowboat together. I want to carry him in my pocket and keep my hand wrapped around him all day.

Minty i know your lust is insatiable. So's mine. I wanna hog tie you by all four hoofs, hang you upside down and make you read Mein Kampf to me and i'll spank you every time the word Jew goes by. I wanna put a tight leash on your balls and hang onto it as we hang out around the house. I want you to ride in my saddle and peg me until neither one of us can stand up anymore. I want you to pound my balls with a wooden paddle as i pleasure you orally and then pound your sweet boipussy with my little horsecock until i come inside you. I want yours inside me where you belong until every last drop is drained from you into me. I will hold you down and look deep into your eyes as i mount your lovely ponycock then i'll grind and grind until you can hold back no more and as you come inside me i'll bite your neck hard enough to leave marks.

So eat me like rich dark chocolate this Valentine's day, and i'll bite into your sweet tasting horsecock like one of those candy hearts printed with the words, "i love you".
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If Pokemon were an anime... #Mature
Select Your Partner


I know it's already an anime, that's the joke.
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Um /ef/

I think, thy impregnated an Icy Vixen- while taking my late night frozen shower ~ yesterday

All, I can. Remember[Moments]

>Hail hitting my nekkid body

>Bathroom turning into a Ice Cave
>My Twig being stuck inside of a Sheering Cold hole
>Wet Fluffy body using Aurora Beam on me
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End me
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Too many bait threads today, so lets have the opposite of that!
In this thread you don't post at all. That's the only rule.
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Want illegals out of your country and be white? Bigot.
Want all Jews dead and be Muslim? Respect *CLAP* the culture. *CLAP*
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Since there is a group called ice can there also be a group called salt or are they afraid the group salt would melt ice?

Wait a minute, I have an idea. Maybe the group salt can guard the northen part of America and can get rid of unwanted snow in kinda like how ice gets rid of illegal immigrants in the south.
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Dan is the big gay .
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suck my cock do it you sissy
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Bold text Here is something I've often thought, but I always though it was too lame of a question to ask.

But since nothing is going on atm it seems, why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you think its more advantageous for us as a society to keep building, or do you think it would be more advantageous to simply maintain what we have?

This is a question that I get in my head especially when I drive through NYC. Its such a colossal city, in complete disrepair. Like to the point where when driving through on I95, there are points where you feel like a bridge is going to come down on you (one time some concrete did indeed come down near me) or the road is so ripped up and covered in old tires that its a gamble if you'll even make it home.
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I'm at work, everyone is at a meeting so I'm alone in the office and its lunch time...

What do?
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AMA: Amphetamine fap binge; job interview in 6 hours. #Mature
Amphetaminanon here. You probably remember who I am--the kind of nigga who will get cranked and masturbate for 7 hours without stopping.

I relapsed as soon as I got my amphetamines. Yesterday, I went on a fap binge that involved me taking more drugs so it'd heighten the experience. I haven't been able to sleep because of it, and in about 6 hours I have a moderately intense physical test I have to do as part of a job interview. Needless to say, I'll probably be a basket case when I get there, but I'm not making any conclusions yet.

This is fucked up, and I've decided that I'm not doing this shit anymore--even though I feel I've said that before.

I'm just going to leave this thread here and come back later today. If you're inclined to ask me any questions, go ahead. It might have some therapeutic value to me.
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This is the official pony thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everyone equal. Everyone loved. You don't have to have a name to be a brony, it's just for fun.

Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a brony can have, let's spread some joy and post some ponies!
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Is it kino?
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Swatted Gee, what a funny prank to pull on a convention.

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Social Media Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person left who doesn't have a Twitter/Facebook account.
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Give me your best and most detailed logical argument in favor of or against "1 + 1 = 2".
pic unrelated
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Bi weekly Ika appreciation thread It's time to show your love for the best poster there is,Ika!
So please write your walls of text about how much you love him.
He wont read them.
But he will appreciate the effort!
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There's a line of purple blemishes in the salmon fillet in my oven across the spine, consistent in appearance with piscine orthoreovirus. Apparently the mammalian strain of the orthoreovirus isn't said to cause any disease; however, I can't find any specific info on whether the piscine strain is transmissible to humans, or if cooking at 420F will destroy the virus.
Pls help.
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Trump's Lies To be fair, I was personally impressed by his words of unity. I heard some analyses of his speech that say they're "disappointed" etc, hell even I'm not that leftist as to say I'm disappointed, maybe they are sad he didn't just rave pout and tantrum well enough for them?

Nonetheless most of his claims are false or misleading.


Which is too bad, he was so smooth and presidential even I felt it was a pretty good speech. I just wish it were all true.
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Do you have any friends that you like being around, but they insist on hanging out with someone that's an irredeemable piece of shit who makes most everyone miserable? What do you think is the correct course of action in this scenario?
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But what about the turnip festival?
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Articles you would have never thought to see coming from the BBC

And for those who want the article;

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Happy Chinese new year. Year of the pig apparently.

Have a good one folks.

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>be a prokaryote

>in Precambrian time
>nom another cell, probably with the expectation of digesting it
>it doesn't break down, instead continuing to function
>become symbiotic with the cell's functions inside you
>it is now an organelle
>more complex versions of these appear and begin dividing
>eukaryotes are now a thing

Remember, you and I, all multicellular life, are only here right now because ancient microbes were vorefags.
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Meanwhile in the 'things you probably shouldnt be doing if you've been sent to jail for child rape' 101 class
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Spin the bottle #Mature
In this thread everyone on /ef/ is randomly shipped together. Find out who your eternal ponychan wifu or husbando is today.

Roll the dice to find out what your number is, and then roll it again to find out who you've been shipped with.

Only roll the dice a second time when we get at leat 5 people in the thread, and if you get the same number as someone else on either roll, just roll again.
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In this thread i'll be nice to people.
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Oops Anyone here every buy Canadian QuadrigaCX cryptocurrency? Kiss it good bye. The only person who held the passwords to the master account died in India and left no one copies.

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Why are the vast, vast majority of transgender people mtf? Could pic related have something to do with it?
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When Britain first, at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose from, arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter, the charter of the Land
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.

The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke;
More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke.
As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root the native oak.

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down;
All their, all their attempts to bend thee down.
Will but arouse; arouse thy gen'rous flame,
But work their woe and their renown.

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.

The Muses still with Freedom found
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Shall to thy happy, happy coast repair.
Blest isle with matchless, with matchless beauty crown'd,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves.
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You know I really hope the Browns win the doritos super bowl.

They seem such a strong team, bet they will do really well.
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8values test results I'm bored, post your results.

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I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!



*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!
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Why sent him back to us?

We don't really want him.

Feel free to keep him America.
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Obligatory new An0nymooose video:

[SFM] Beach Berd

That is all.
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Iowa-chan thread.
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ITT we are nice to each other I'm sure most of us are capable of kindness, right?
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Hey Ika, I didn't know you owned a business. Why didn't you tell us? Is there anything else you are hiding?
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I've decided to clean out 4chan I shall cleanse it,the way Hercules cleansed the Aegean stables.Within 5 months it will no longer be a center of shitposting.

Wish me luck

I originally tried posting Pony but apparently that is like a no and I got banned multiple times......since Bronies are viewed as a cancer there.
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On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.

What was will be, what is will be no more.

Now is the season of evil..
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Serious question, guys!

How do I stop being a 24 year old virgin?
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This place is a fucking riot! #Mature
But it's still not good enough!

Make this thread literally what ever you want, no restrictions. Preferably something that's going to make me highly regret making this.

The first one in gets to claim the entire thread as their own.
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Caturday Purrfect Lewds #Mature
If anybody, wanna doodle a hilarious oc

I am, gonna put on deviantart page as a meme

Gag of, an Bad Tavern full of Furries
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>when you so skinny that the morning fap is exhausting
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APAA general Ask.poster.above.anything general

Ask the poster directly above you absolutely anything.

You can only ask one question per post, and you can only ask it to the person directly above you.
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Yay, i can now watch fisting without having to worry about the police kicking down my door!
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What the fuck, midwest? These temperatures are cold even for Alaska. 60 below in a lower 48 state? Unheard of!
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Ponychan was trolled a few days ago Am I the first one to realise this?

Watch until the end.

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I have, an akward boner moment 2 use Pound- on this Furnace Chika ~ while, in the Wild of a Volcano Land covered by Lusty Gorns and Argonians
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Another question So how many of you are part of/plan on joining the KKK?
I already know some of you identify with the confederates which made me think that some of you being part of the KKK might not be far off.

This is a serious question btw.
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6 month/182.5 days nofap AMA Ask me anything, you bunch of degenerate wankers.
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Does anyone else here use LaTeX?

Pic unrelated
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Been curious about this.
How many of you have a confederate flag hanging on your wall?
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Endurance Sure you can put power on target.

But can you take incoming fire without being deterred from your goal?

How much can you withstand?

This is the true measure of a pony.

Take a Ride - Don Felder, Heavy Metal Soundtrack.avi
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Dixie thread Let's have a proper Dixie thread. I have Southern roots too, had a plantation owner in the family, also distantly related to John Wesley Hardin, one of the deadliest pistolers in the old west and a hell of a famous Texan.

Civil War Songs - Union - When Johnny comes marching home (Mitch Miller Chorus)
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Is Organic Food Really Better? Is Organic Really Better? Healthy Food or Trendy Scam?

Whats ponychans thoughts on this?
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Um, who is that Eggplant colored Furry Pussy- in that Ghostbusters thread

And, Y isn't that HAWT K'hajiit in this Tavern within the Dark Forest?

Needing 2 more Humor Recolored K'hajiit's ~ Like the one in the bottom corner
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are we gonna get into kabels bed? are we gonna get into kabels bed?
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i want to bend a cute body over and fuck him raw
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<Slime over Worm
<Sitting infront of PC watching Minecraft and Furry Sex
<Capturing Demonic Wolves and Taming them
<Gonna nickname one WoW K9
<Grabs Egyptian Sphinx Female Feline Breasts
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I realized something.

Kabel is just a Temmie.

There's one named Bob, so there could be one named Jakob too.
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what kind of weird genetic mutation do Japanese people have the gives them pixelated genitals
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Nostalgia #Mature
OK, since we have a dozen or so dedicated shit post threads for no justifiable reasons, here's one with a justifiable reason.

These videos were GOAT when they were first released.

Here Comes Dr. Tran!
Here Comes Dr. Tran!

Labeled mature due to NSFW dialog and politically incorrect thinking. Post your faves if you're so inclined.
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In this thread you say good things about me, Ika!
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>be me >see a note on my board to groom a M2 competition
>will take up the rest of the day, but whatever. I have time
>confirm it with the guy who wrote it
>get to it
>5 minutes in "Oh lawdy, there is some shit that needs to be done on this"
>not even 20 minutes to closing le big boss walks in
>"Tf are you doing, why isnt the yard being worked on, this was supposed to be a basic clean and vac
>point to the notes on the board which literally say "groom"
>explain the difference
>more or less get told im at fault, and i now have to go through two separate people to confirm one set of instructions that more than likely will have nothing to do with him
>mfw i try to figure out what went wrong
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This is some top tier trolling
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What's your favourite?
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Your turn. In this thread you say good things about yourself.

Because the most of the people out there will point out your flaws and weeknesses and ignore your good qualities.

Chin up and remind what makes you special.
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Do not make me start rampantly shitposting.
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Are We gonna get into Hispabed? Are We gonna get into Hispabed ?
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Degeneracy pressure Do you ever think about degeneracy pressure?

Pic unrelated
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What's the best way to make your trans sister feel pretty when she's feeling insecure?
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Welcome 2 the Bugycorn Hive Lab ~ Reptiles

How huge, do you want your Breasts Surgery of Implants?
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Should I become a teetotaller? I don't get drunk often, and I never drink to the point of blacking out or throwing up, but I almost always feel guilty when I do, and even getting drunk "on occasion" is bad for one's health.
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I bought some Camembert cheese today.
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Do you ever have nostalgia for the good old days when most people here still watched the show and talked about it?
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What are your favourite celebrity tweets?

(Ok so Victor is not a celebrity but he is a professional footballer so it counts)
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Florida Man catches WWII hand grenade while fishing, prompting evacuation of Taco Bell https://abcnews.go.com/US/fishermans-catch-day-prompts-evacuation-taco-bell-ocala/story?id=60657436
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What happened to the stairs?
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Ahh! After 10,000 years i'm free!!!
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Spitting Image - I've Never Met A Nice South African (With Lyrics) (HD)

Wouldn't it be nice if the BBC could go back to making decent tv programs?
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What would be your ideal house to live in?
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Don’t Kiss Your Pet Hedgehogs, C.D.C. Warns Hedgehog owners should refrain from kissing their small, spiky friends, health officials said on Friday.

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Cereal Thread & Hentai Japanese Furball Pics #Mature
This is, my favorite cereal/ not only because- I enjoy Chocolate from Hawt Detroit Females

I enjoy, humping Furball Anthro Chikas on Minecraft Hentai & Brown Furballs from Japanese XXX Games

Worgen's of Sunday Spanking is allowed in here

I want PURPLE-S 2 make better and curvier Titwolf Characters- like the Anthro Mightyena's from Curse of Cracklevania & Dogra of VG Cats
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God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.

O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save the Queen.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen

From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
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Standup Comedy I really want to do standup comedy. I've been writing jokes. Ok, check this one out.

I open my set talking about how much I hate tranners or whatever, but then I segue into a really funny joke about how I identify as an attack helicopter. And then I'd say like, my preferred pronouns are Apache or something, do you guys think that would be really fucking funny?

I've been sitting on this material for so long, hahahaha. Tranners, right?
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ITT we post facts #Mature

I will start!

Cromartie high school is the ONLY good anime.
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Do you ever find yourself smiling with malicious intent? As a supervillian I find myself doing it alot.
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I've decided to give posting here one more go.

Samurai Jack S1Ep11-Jack meets the Scotsman pt1
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SL general #Mature
I don't know what happened to the other second life thread but I honestly don't care.

This thread of for second life and second life accessories! Which means it will appeal to like two people on this website.

Anyways I got a cool new black opal dragon av, I fucking love how she looks.
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I'm gonna say the F word
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Why is Tohru's dragon form so fat?
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ok /ef/

I take my bug honey cleaning, in my forest hive @ all 9pm

If I was naked, in my bathroom & a Furry Female Hydra with Swollen Breasts came in and captured me/ how much pleasure is it 2 get a Three-Headed Blowjob by a Hybrid Lizard Monster Chika?

How to Make a HYDRA FARM | Minecraft PE
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All Hail The Forest Royal Bugycorn Flanks Start ~ Making Doodles and Sketches + Meme's of the Crayon Queens
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Tru facts In this thread we post true facts about others

I will start

MK is a giant parrot themed kaiju who's job is to hold a theme park on his back as he flies about.

Starshine once wrestled an alligator man in the new york sewers.

Toybox holds the world record for the most distance made while yeeting a burger.
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Hey guys! I'm home from work! #Mature
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Butts Here's the only image I have saved on my computer. Post stupid shit.
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The shutdown has been ended, but... The Congress pushed a bill through both houses and onto the President's desk late today.

The short take away is that no one got what they wanted. This bill only allows three weeks of Federal funding to reopen and pay employees as well as Federal welfare programs to keep people fed.

There was no money for border enforcement projects. Just pay for the Border Patrol and TSA agents at airports.

This all begins again when the short term fix ends in February.

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Yeah, sex is great and all, but did you ever heard of the Tragedy that Reach the Man?
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Please stop the "Are we gonna do something about this" reports. I know it's kind of a meme now but it comes off so passive-aggressive.
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Why are lawn sprinklers racist?
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Post your own cock thread #Mature
Title says it all fellas.
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No. We're not done. We're not done. Don't lock the fucking thread before I can defend myself from this FUCKING SLANDER.


Fine. Let us fucking do this right now.

>The vast, vast majority of all right wingers I have seen, personally, are in opposition to any censorship.

>very great in size, amount, degree, intensity, or especially in extent or range

a number or percentage equaling more than half of a total

So far we have "Vast Majority" which means, in this case probably well over 80%, especially since you used Vast twice for emphasis.

>all right wingers

the whole amount, quantity, or extent of

So now we have "over 80% of every single right winger"
the rightist division of a group or party

And just so there is NO fucking confusion here:

Or from the Google definition:
"the conservative or reactionary section of a political party or system."

So we have a vast majority of right wing conservatives "that you have seen"

This is either irrelevant or such a small sample size that it invalidates it holding any truth, so pick one. Since you made it part of the statement I assume you feel this has validity as an adaqute sample size encompassing the "vast majority of right wingers."

So we have now established that according to the sample size you determined is adaqute to describe over 80% of the population of all right wing conservatives, that none of them (None meaning 0% for clarification) support ANY censorship.

We are using the third definition of this word here because it matches the context in which the word was used in the statement:
used to indicate one selected without restriction

So, now we have "Over 80% of every single right wing conservative does not support any kind of censorship whatsoever, with absolutely zero restrictions on what is considered censorship."

This is where we are at so far.

This is a statement I believe is false. Nothing I have said here is a lie. I have sourced every single definition relevant to the translation of what you said so you can see it for yourself.

I have not lied about a goddamn single fucking thing.
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I enjoyed, seeing your Majesty on e621

on my Pkmn GO- I gotta Male Hypno named Jihad

+ is that a Canadian Anthro Goose Female that your girafarig oc is holding as a seductess
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Trump announces deal to lift shutdown https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47007081

Trump is being the adult this time and sacrificing for the greater good of the country. He will sign a budget without wall money to open the govt until Feb 15. Hopefully before that deadline Trump and the Dems can come an agreement about building the wall.
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Hmmm, suddenly the idea of pulling a lexi comes to mind, gay escorts make bank.
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Real talk, how do you keep the complexity of the world from paralyzing you with anxiousness?
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Who are your top 3 favorite Touhous?
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>tfw your savings account is the same ballance as your credit account feels good man
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This really activates my almonds
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Challenge Accepted! Think bismuth is really edgy? Try making a knife out of it and see for yourself? How sharp will it be?

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Was TARP a success?
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Get Pranked >Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are in a playful mood
>they catch Gilda stuck between a fence

What happens next?
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You live in a false board filled with lies.
The true /ef/ died a couple years ago.
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About last nights Fleur thread >be Fleur
>get called out of flooding the site with "gehy," and "I'm so high" threads
>grow a pair of balls, (that you promise won't end up in your next "gehy" thread) and make a decent thread to redeem yourself, where people can engage in genuine and interesting discussion
>thread gets raided by some random Anon telling you to "neck yourself"
>mods side with the random Anon and decide to lock your thread
>random Anon faces no consequences for implying that you should kys
>and you're supposed to be the bad guy
>can this guy ever get a break?

Addressed to Mikie, the mods, and anyone else who this may concern

This thread is meant to address the events of last night, as well concerns people have about certain posters on the site. Be civil with your comments and conversations that are addressed to other individuals on the site. I'm going to highly suggest that those that can't remain civil on this thread receive 10-30 minute bans.

I want to make it quite clear that this isn't a bait thread, and it's not supposed to attack anyone. Don't /trash/ this thread, talk to me and anyone else on the thread who's willing to be civil. If anyone has a meltdown negotiate with that person and hand out bans when necessary. I'm not inciting anyone to do anything, so if someone spergs out hold them responsible, not me.

It's clear that people have both genuine, and non-genuine concerns about people on this site. This thread is for anyone who wants to air those concerns in a hopefully safe environment. Say what you want about anyone on the site including me, but let's keep things civil. We're all adults we shouldn't be acting like children or angsty teenagers.

Please move this thread to /site/. I just wanted to post it here so everyone from last night can see it.

Addressed to Fleur

I'm sorry about what happened to your thread, that was totally uncalled for. Although given some of the people who use this site, not unexpected. I suggest that you make a less edgy thread next time. You could do something on China, you seemed to be interested in that during some of our conversations. I'm also interested in it and think a good China thread could really get conversation going, without triggering anyone on the site. So it's a win, win.

Addressed to Anon

What you said to Fleur was the furthest thing I've seen from respect on this entire site. What you call "respect" is nothing more than plebeian tier "eye, for an eye" logic, and if everyone on the site adopted said logic all it would take is one person to justify the derailment of a thread or the use of ad-hominem in any conversation, to destroy this whole site and turn it into a genuine /pol/, rather than /pol/ lite.

Genuine respect is treating someone how you want to be treated, and actually empathising with said person. "Eye, for an eye" logic is nothing more than selfish narcissism that's willing to corporate, but only to the smallest extent needed to fulfil it's own need for respect and empathy, assuming that it's in it's best interest. Genuine respect and civility is empathising with those who aren't willing to show you the same basic respect and human decency. It's going out of your way to forgive those who have wronged you, and treat even those who are most removed from your everyday experiences like actual human beings. most people on this site seem to fully understand this very basic concept, and that's why it's a shame that others are willing to take advantage of that.

The worst part is that you're not even willing or able to follow basic "eye, for an eye" logic. Nothing Fleur has said or done on this site justified what you did. Fleurs "gehy," and edgy threads do not justify you implying that he should kill himself, or that it's ok to wish death upon people you don't like or disagree with.

>becuz boo hoo, a "degenerate" touched in the butthole as a kid.

You can't just say things like that without knowing someone's IRL situation, especially in a place like this where it's pretty much granted that something like that has actually happened to at least one person on the site. I don't know what your problem is but you can't just suggest something like that out of nowhere, especially in the manner you chose. I know I just went over this, but I really can't stress how inconsiderate that specific comment you made was.

Most people on this site, (including me) have a handful of bad personalities traits, but they know when to stop, and can actually be reasoned with. But what you just posted not only goes beyond every boundary imaginable, it goes against everything you were complaining about. If you don't want this site to become "/pol/", then don't perpetuate /pol/ behaviour. Take me for example, look at some of the views I hold and things I've said in the past. Despite that I still know how to act civil and have a polite conversation with someone without sperging out, so you have no excuse either.
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Serious discussion. Okay, so in the wake of a lot of this political mess and threads lighting up with this or that, it's time to actually ask a serious question.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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@ !!sweetiebot Are the fashion police on patrol tonight?
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