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talk about your dreams >tfw had a dream that my virginity was taken by someone from this site
>tfw it's one of the only dreams I remember actually having sex in and "finishing", since generally when I have lewd dreams they end before the sex actually happens
>tfw woke up and was mildly disappointed that it wasn't real

Not gonna say who it was because I don't want this thread to just be a circlejerk about wanting to fuck certain posters, so does anyone else wanna share dreams they've had recently, or in general?

Any recurring dreams you have, and what you think they mean? (doesn't have to be lewd)
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#Mature
>not loving the wink


tfw you will never get to suck and lick on that plump winking clit
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O.A.T. #Mature
#Cyclic
It's fuckin' Friday, OATsters! New thread!
This is a mature thread, so all the normal rules of /anon/ apply. However, this an extension of /oat/, and in that vein there are some slight changes.

1. No porn dumps. You can post porn in the thread, but it would be preferred if it was done with conversation in mind. There are plenty of threads on /anon/ to dump porn.

2. Avatars, names and trips are allowed, but not required.

3. Respect the users. It's likely that /anon/ posters may venture into this thread. Be respectful, this is their board and we are being allowed to use it by the moderators. Likewise, any regulars of /anon/ are asked to be respectful of the /oat/ users in this thread. We got mod approval to make it, and we're not here to cause trouble.

Other than that, welcome and go nuts!
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Pony Thread Did you think you could escape the pony?
You were wrong!
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Ya es hora
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MONSTER GIRL GENERAL #Mature
post em. i'm starting with this chart.
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Mental health/illness/disorders discussion thread ***IMPORTANT*** please do not turn this thread into a big thing of "I want to kill myself/I wish I was dead", it is okay to discuss self-confidence/self-worth/relationship etc. issues but I'm trying to have the discussion be actually interesting and not have to try and console people who really should seek better means of help.

What I mean is, this isn't meant to be a "cry for help" kind of thread, it's just meant for discussing the unusual or strange habits that many of us have, or interesting experiences we've had as mentally ill people, whether it is autism, anxiety, bipolar, OCD, or whatever.


I want to kick things off by talking about something my brother said to me last night. To preface, my brother and I both have a lot of mental health issues (most of my family has some to an extent). But while I have been doing very well lately, my brother is really struggling. But I won't get into too many details.

What I wanted to say is, he takes medication as I do, and his meds make a HUGE difference in his general attitude/mood for the day. When he DOESN'T take his meds he is loud, angry, rude, obnoxious, antagonizing, destructive, borderline sociopathic. When he DOES take his meds, he is like the best person ever, super fun to be around, kind and honest and chill but still fun, able to have rational discussions even about really serious/difficult things, able to apologize and own up to things.

So of course, one has to wonder why he is so reluctant to consistently take his meds. But last night he finally explained it to me. He said that when he doesn't take his meds, he perceives himself as being "boring" and also lacking creativity--he said "I get all my best ideas when I am not on my meds".

But what's even more interesting is that it almost seems like he doesn't even understand how horrendous he actually is when he doesn't take them. It seems like he doesn't even remember what it is like to be off of them once he is on them. I can see why this would be troubling for him, having medication make you feel like a "zombie" is a common thing, and this is one of the areas where I think weighing the pros and cons of medication in general is extremely difficult.

For others here, do you have any particular thoughts on or stories about perscription medication to share?
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Pepe Exchange Take a Pepe; Leave a Pepe.
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Wojak Exchange Take a Feel; leave a Feel.
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Will sex robots render human sex obsolete?
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alright (horse)fuckers, first music thread on the new /chat/.

post whatever you are listening to RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT and any other music you feel like sharing.

listening now: Untitled 01 by Hype Williams (Dean Blunt's band) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwsmam5X4Q

also listened to two Joachim Raff symphonies this morning: In The Alps (1875) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NGOvxRPyps and I'm Walde (1869) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ze2F2WBb0w
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Gore Thread #Mature
NSFW Edition.
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Cute Porn #Mature
Why is cute porn so amazing?
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Why do you people watch Jappanesse cartoons? Back in my day I fought the japs.
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Hugs Thread #Mature
for hugging!
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My wife called me a pedo. Those are big words for a 9 year old.
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The time has come And so have I.

Ever spend any time on /g/ or /tech/ and read the endless 'let's build our own web browser' threads hoping for a breakthrough in web hosting and distribution?

Here is one of the first real efforts towards building a web browser that folds P2P hypermedia into it, allowing the browser to act as a peer-to-peer website server!

Beaker is in beta development and is a good look at what the future of secure website distribution could look like.

Problems to date:
The browser is currently supported only by OS X/macOS
The core browser was forked from Chrome
You need to know basic HTML to understand, create and edit your hosted websites
The created websites and other services are static and very bare bones

Once these problems are resolved (Windows & Linux support, proof that the Chrome web browser fork isn't talking to Google in any way & the learning curve for people with zero HTML literacy), this could be the start of something very big.

https://beakerbrowser.com/
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Pony Scat Thread #4 #Mature
Previous dump: >>248101

The one stop shop for anything MLP and fecal related!

Current writers:
______: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/______
Vertigo: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Pervertigo
Bush: Unknown
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SHITPOST BATTLE:

SKELETONS

VERSUS

AYY LMAOS
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Hey /chat/, this has really been eating at me for, like, a month or so. This article talks about a man who was shot by security outside a strip club near my house. This article and those like it make me really mad because they have the story completely wrong.

The real story is based on what I saw that night, and what was seen by the management and girls who have spoken to me about their experiences.

The first part of this story relates to the character of the "victim" Ed Mares. He was a regular at the yellow rose, I don't get where his family denies it. I'm not even there that much and I recognized him. The thing everyone is him for is trying to proposition the girls. He was cheap and mean. He went in often and alone, talking about how much he had his wife and kids.

I talked to the last girl he talked to before he died. He had approached her at the bar and asked her for a $10 quickie. She told him to go die and he told her that he was going to go get his gun from his car and shoot her. She flipped him off and left.

This is finally where the the management come in as is seen in surveillance footage. They follow him as they leave the club, telling him to chill out and that if he tries anything, they will not be afraid to open fire. He goes to in car in a huff, reaches into his glove compartment, brandishes his. Firearm, and is shot.

http://kxan.com/2016/12/22/family-of-yellow-rose-shooting-victim-looking-for-answers/
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SIG Sauer got the contract to produce the replacement pistol for the military Glad that's finally settled.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/19/politics/army-new-pistol-sig-sauer/index.html

No official word on the specific model SIG Sauer pistol that will be produced for the US Army yet, but the prediction is that the P320 with army specified modifications will be the one that will be in the hands of our forces soon.
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Hugs thread!

For hugging.
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>yfw spooky statists try to take your *property*
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Official comfy /chat/ reading/literature/audiobook thread figured we have a thread going for music so why not one for books?

my big new year's resolution was to start reading again and I just finished my first book of the year, Catch 22.

I enjoyed it a good bit, especially the last few chapters. if you guys have read it, let me know what you think (after some googling I can tell that popular opinion on the book is pretty divided).

I'm starting out my reading with audiobooks because they are much easier for me to focus on than...actual books.

I'm not sure what to start next but I will start it soon, I got some recs from an /oat/ thread a couple weeks ago, so some of you may have seen me post about this stuff already.
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OHHH!?!

BUZZ- Buzz Buzz

Kek Kek Kek

Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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You Laugh You Lose OK, we haven't had one of these in a long time.

Have at it.
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Fuck da context #Mature
In this thread, snippets drawn without explanation from a greater whole.
#Mature
Spoiler lewds.
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You have to go back Where's my anti-immigrant support on stopping illegal cubans?
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>tfw feel no emotion whatsoever
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Pic Dump so i have pictures that need to be seen but i have no clue where to post them, so i figured /chat/'s a good place for that. we all have shit we save and don't post right?

this is mostly sfw stuff tho.
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/chat/ oldfags So what's up chat?
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Pony Farts 2.0 #Mature
I'm posting a new Fart thread as the old one has reached it's maximum reply limit.

As before, This thread is strictly about farting. Post pictures, stories, videos, flashes, or anything else relating to pony flatulence here, but please keep scat in the proper thread.

Also, anyone willing to do a quick fart RP, please do so here in the Chatzy pony fart chatroom. http://www.chatzy.com/23654466973966 (And please tell the chatroom's moderator to unsilence me.)
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#Mature
Traps and femboys and futadom thread.

Just what it says on the tin.
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User nube pic thread #Mature
Fuck it, let's just get this over with.

Post nudes of yourself, circlejerk over other nudes, etc.
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Second Life General #Mature
RIP Canterlot Edition

Second Life is a large and sometimes complex virtual world, with user-generated content that spans many genres and interests. We explore and interact with this world and its users.

To join the /mlp-anon/ group, send an instant message to one of the people listed here.

-Joining SL-

Account Creation: https://join.secondlife.com/

System Requirements: http://secondlife.com/support/system-requirements/

-Getting Started-

Here is an instructional video that explains how to make an account and get a basic pony avatar: http://youtu.be/riGYGVPKj44

Recommended Third party viewers:
http://www.firestormviewer.org/
http://www.singularityviewer.org/
http://radegast.org/wp/ (Text Only)

There is also a list with descriptions of all available viewers here.

-Old thread-
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Best endgames you've had. Any game counts, not just chess.
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Are you ready for Friday?
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Diaper Thread #Mature
/mlp/'s got scruffed. So we setup shop here now.
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Have you ever had issues with "gamer gunk", /chat/?
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Smug Thread Im going to an anime/gaming convention today so lets get a smug thread started and when I get back I hope to see many smug faces.
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Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.

P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
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>rape So...uh...somethin' kinda weird happened a few minutes ago.

I was just fappin' to some K-ON! rape hentai and I suddenly realized that, at least a part of me, was imagining being the victim (the girl obviously).

That was...kinda weird. I mean I'm not 100% straight, I recently developed a trap fetish, and sometimes yaoi can be nice, and in general I can appreciate a good-looking dude even if I don't want to fuck his brains out...but imagining being a rape victim is just like...idk. But I do know that some people do have that fetish regularly.

I thought about putting a mature tag on this but I don't mean for this to be a porn dump thread and I figure we're on Ponychan not Ponyville so I doubt there are really any people who are gonna be triggered by discussion of rape here (especially when you consider the threads that do lurk beneath the mature tag).

...does anyone else have any thoughts on this?
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Equestria Girls Farts #Mature
With the Pony Farts thread I made, I couldn't help but wonder why we haven't done an Human version of this? Therefore, I thought of making one myself.

Just like it's sister thread, it's strictly on the subject of flatulence. This time, it's Equestria Girls themed. That means pictures, stories, flashes, videos, or anything else relating to farting is allowed here, but I think you know that by now anyways. ^_^

Also, this is flatulence ONLY. Urine and scat only belong to their threads, but not here. Other than that, go nuts.
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S U C C >>>mfw when I get the s u c c
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Is this what trump is worried about?
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Guess who's back! Since this is pretty much /pol/ rated content, I'll leave this here.

This should be really interesting if Mark keeps on playing with fire this way.

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/820366609864736768

The audio in question:
https://audioboom.com/posts/5495377-return-of-the-trumpster
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>literally making an AI to call people "niggers" on Twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMptVkyZWE4

THE ALT RIGHT, EVERYONE
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This officially replaces The Onion as my go-to for the best of the oddest stories. Best of all is they're all real.

https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities

Each tweet is linked to a longer article on the AP website.

Anyone for a deer ice cube?

https://apnews.com/19323f7e21074dd89c8851103f2423af?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Oddities
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I guess this is why the FAA is regulating drones http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2017/01/12/seattle-drone-crash-orig.cnn

Nice tower. It'd be a pity if something crashed into it.
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His entire "legacy" in a nutshell.
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Im the smartest.
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No title No comment.
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Stirner Exchange Take a Stirner; Leave a Stirner.
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Art Thread #Mature
So, some people here like to draw, but some of the things we draw just aren't appropriate for other boards.

So this here thread is for people to share art they've done. Doesn't have to be adult art, but adult art is welcome.
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Viper The Rapper Exchange Take a Viper, leave a Viper.
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Isildur's Bane "For Isildur's Bane shall waken,
And the Halfling forth shall stand."
― Part of Boromir's dream[1]

Year 3434 SA:

>>It has come to me the One Ring,that should be an heirloom to my kingdom.


>>All that follow in my bloodline should be bound to its fate...or foreverth risk no heir to the ring.


>It is precious to me,thou I bindeth it with Great Pain.


>>The markings upon the bearinthgs have begun to fadeth.


>>The writting which was already as Clear as red flameth has only now began to fade,a secret that only fire can tell.


Shire:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB_cad4213s
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Material that children need. Post it.
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America It's almost time...
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Conrad "We could not understand because we were too far and could not remember because we were travelling in the night of first ages, of those ages that are gone, leaving hardly a sign—and no memories." (2.7)
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Its kind of funny... When the dem's had control in the past 8 years obama blew it by trying to play moderate and be a nice guy without shitstomping over everything that republicans thought. Now after the last election, the republicans are basically taking a "Fuck you, got mine" approach to their pushing through of legislation without a hint of compromise or shame about it.

Kind of makes you think that the best tactic in politics is to abuse the other side as much as possible and never offer anything in compromise.
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#Mature
DO you like getting kissed?
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#Mature
I'm an Ass Man.
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post yuri #Mature
go
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Ballbusting Thread #Mature

Here's a ballbusting thread for all things pony-related. Pony, anthro, humanized, if it has pony balls in pain post it here! Suggestions and ideas for new scenarios are greatly appreciated as well.
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GOP lawmaker introduces national CCW permit reciprocity bill Introduced on day one of the new Congress. This has a real good chance of passing.

http://archive.is/O5h7A

http://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2017/01/03/gop-rep-introduces-national-concealed-carry-reciprocity-day-one-new-congress/
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The majority of PC elitists.
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Fearsome Threesomes. #Mature
All orientations and combinations are welcome.
Post what you've collected.
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Open Season > I'm at the Ft. Lauderdale Airport. Shots have been fired. Everyone is running.
> — Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) January 6, 2017

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/shots-fired-fort-lauderdale-airport/

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fort-lauderdale-shooting-gunman-opens-fire-at-airport-killing-at-least-1/ar-BBxYRJ4?OCID=ansmsnnews11
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#Mature
Anyone know the sauce to this?
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Now it can be told I was wandering YouTube looking at We Are Number One videos and found this jem.

The actor who plays Robbie Rotten on Lazy Town thanking everyone for making the song internationally famous. To reward the curious, he took a film crew to the studio of the man who composed the song back in '14 and got the whole story.

Of course, they had to do a live version of their own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo

I guess this is a WANO general thread as well. Hand pick your favorite versions.
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Time for skull?
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Four black people charged with kidnapped mentally challenged white guy http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/man-tied-up-tortured-kidnapped-chicago-facebook-live-video-white-trump-voter-suspects-brittany-herring-full-uncensored/
Boy, I sure feel super safe being white in America. I hope all you POC stay safe from these racist Trump supporter white people.
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Happy New Year /chat/.
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This Is Why They Destroyed Syria … And Who Did It
The entire Arab Spring — from start to finish — was planned in the capitals of the Zio-Anglo-American Axis just as each revolution was manufactured in the various Middle Eastern capitals.
Every protest and riot throughout the Arab Spring was staged, just as every revolution and civil war had been fabricated in those nations which the Axis powers had targeted for a government overthrow.

http://www.thecontroversialfiles.net/2015/12/this-is-why-they-destroyed-syria-and.html
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Pharrell isn't very happy today I won't bother reminding you who Pharrell is. However, he did a soundtrack album with a gospel singer named Kim Burrell, who is currently doing press interviews in support of the release of the album.

It seems she makes no secret about what she thinks of homosexuals. It's a pity you can't understand anything she said in this youtube video, but witnesses said she wasn't saying kind or supportive things about gays and lesbians.

I kind of think Ellen DeGeneres has pretty much canceled her interview with her by now.

Ouch.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kim-burrell-homphobia-gay-lgbt_us_5867f54ae4b0d9a5945b9cbb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5gpBaFpaw
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'Robot automation will crush the revolution' A CEO has warned' https://www.inverse.com/article/20891-brad-wardell-robot-automation-will-crush-the-revolution

>Robots will be used to suppress attempts by the masses to rise up, a CEO who works with artificial intelligence has warned. Brad Wardell, founder of software company Stardock, said that automation will replace more and more jobs; but the elite few left with all the wealth will be able to crush any attempts to rebel with an array of security machines.


>“My day job is to evaluate technology and try to predict where it’s going to go next,” Wardell said in a blog post published Monday. “And with that, I am telling you the automation revolution isn’t happening soon. It’s happening right now.”


>Initiatives aimed at protecting workers made obsolete – like the universal basic income – are not a given, especially if those in charge of the machines don’t have any incentive to worry about the working class. With adequate protection for accumulated wealth, Wardell believes the societal shift brought about by automation could be catastrophic.


>“What we do as a civilization, will define my generation,” Wardell said. “I pray we figure it out. Nothing scares me more than a future of split between the Gods and the Useless.”


>This is not a future issue. Citing Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) figures, Wardell found that 50 percent of Americans work in areas ripe for automation: factory work, construction, retail, transportation, business services and healthcare account for half of all jobs in the U.S.. Unemployment rates during the Great Depression, by comparison, were only 25 percent.
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Whelp, we're boned.
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ITT: Perfect visuals of perfect women.
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Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy (CYOA) #Mature
Continuing from >>363505, since that thread hit the bump limit.

This is "Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy", a CYOA story about exactly what it says on the tin. It was originally titled "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy", until the puzzle was solved.

The story so far can be read here:
http://pastebin.com/XQ66BYun

If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:

I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.

Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.

This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.

I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.

I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.

That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
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Is it wrong that I think Sakura is hot?
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Politics I was once an anonymous fuck hound, but now I've come out to say Hello. I dislike political topics, but will partake in them seeing that if I don't, I will become behind on current world events.

I currently get most of my news from Fox News and Yahoo.com, seeing as both are ultra retarded. I figure I can learn the actual news by cross checking the two sources to see what's the same. I figure what I find to be similar is news... Or at the very least plausibly true.

I think I wanted to go into /oat/, but it looked more cancerous. But if I must thrive in cancer, I will go there. Alternatively, I'll just find ways to give people actual cancer, like, by breaking thermometers on them.

I am not someone else under a different name. Also, I remember reading a thread here or in /oat/ filled with fools who believe PizzaGate. For fuck's sake, what is the spectrum here? Retarded or trolls?
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America is the best country in the world!

Suck it communists.

Suck it socialists.
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Top or bottom /chat/?
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Satyr Porn #mature

>What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about?

A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
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>compasses
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Sup hoes been a while give me your hats.
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Face-Sitting General #Mature
MacGay is a fuccboi edition.
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Would you play with my big tummy?
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International sanitation I'm going to leave this informational video here. Just in case you run into a situation where you might need this valuable knowledge.

https://www.imthemobile.guru/how-to-clean-your-bum-and-your-smartphone-in-japan-video/
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Pizza the hutt(general chat) hi /chat/ anybody on?
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>mfw no christmas thread on /chat/
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You should join the nazi party senpai.
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Have you noticed the people who advocate socialism have the least to offer society?
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Islam?

More like Islame.
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Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think #Mature
Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.

All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).

Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.

Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:

https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/209647.html

Also here is the previous piss thread, in autosage (autosage is after 400 posts):

https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/203693.html

Let's all embrace our perversions!

Oh, and please don't spoil any images, we already have the Mature tag.
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#Mature
Don't have sex in a river.
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Apple tried to buy a Nazi bunker in Stuttgart You think they know something we don't know?

http://www.macrumors.com/2016/12/20/apple-stuttgart-wartime-bunkers-retail-store/
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Vote for Trump if you want anime to be real. Vote for Clinton if you want Fallout to be real.
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A recent study has shown that people who are fags are more likely to be gay.
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I don't get why people think of Trump as an Incestuous man when he's done nothing out of the way.
Hell me and my mom would Kiss on the lips and she jokingly sit in my lap at times and we weren't incestuous
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Good Grief! Anyone here remember when Steven Colbert was funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgohGN8db5U
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Omarosa Manigault joins Trump transition team http://www.cbsnews.com/news/omarosa-manigault-joins-trump-transition-team/

One of the most polarizing contestants on The Apprentice for three seasons, Omarosa Manigault has been selected to work on Trump's White House transition staff.
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America Most of America didn't even vote...
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Voter Fraud Confirmed in Detroit /pol/ was right. Deal with it.

http://archive.is/I6PzH

https://pjmedia.com/election/2016/12/14/judge-napolitano-election-fraud-in-detroit-looks-organized-and-government-involved/

Thanks to the insistence of Jill Stein, the demand for a vote count in Detroit documented massive Democratic vote fraud.

So much for the critics and CNN who claimed there was no voter fraud. Had Los Angeles and New York City been included, hundreds of thousands of illegal attempts to vote for Hillary Clinton could have been uncovered legally.
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Master of Metaphysics If you Did Not Exist... You Would be God...

http://liamesoteric.blogspot.ca
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Depressed Memes. Post them.
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#Mature
Has science gone too far?
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Bat Pony Thread MLPchan edition

Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/4jZ0HAgF

Stories listed by Bat:
http://pastebin.com/kUguJRNZ

The archives up until now are at:
http://batpony.x10host.com/

Google Disk for all thread pictures:
ujeb.se/batponies

We even have our IRC channel:
http://www.rizon.net/chat
Channel: #bat
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You know why communism doesn't work? Because only the weakest links in society like this group of people think it's a good idea.
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I'll do it I'll do it, faggots.
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Super Nintendo World due to open before Tokyo Olympics https://twitter.com/i/moments/808223451152412673

A second site at an existing U.S. Universal Studios park will join the first Nintendo theme park once the first park opens in Tokyo.

One can only imagine the insanity when this opens to the public!
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Greg Lake RIP Vocalist, guitarist and bassist Greg Lake of ELP, King Crimson and Asia died at 69 of cancer late last week.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYbfQRlfwQ
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I'll just leave this here.
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Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"

Dropbox for all thread pictures since thread 4 located here:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xlfjcczmxo7oh9b/Vy3QteeIHM

Pictures and stories on Google Disk: ujeb.se/softwareponies

Website:
http://www.programmingponies.com/

Frequent Contributor List:
http://pastebin.com/smkX8eG1
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I want to slap my moms big butt.
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America Do you think America is good right now?
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Oh-whoa-oo-oh-oo I
Want a hentai
Girl for me
To make me happy

I want her so I can
Stop using my hand
Every single day
While watching anime

I'd pull her from my screen
And just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch
Mainly on my crotch (Oh my~)

I waaant my own hentaiii girl
And she would sing!

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la [x46]


Masturbate to cartoons!
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Ow the edge edge thread
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Why is ponychan such a massive left wing circle jerk?
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You Americans are murderers!
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You ever play strip poker?
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haha whoops.
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Fluffy Thread Let's have a good, classic fluffy thread. No hellgremlins, just traditional friendly little simpletons in anything from abuse and sadbox to hugbox and weirdbox.
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One of Donald Trump's most memorable moments in the campaign was when he attacked air conditioning company Carrier for its decision to eliminate 1,400 employees at its Indiana location and move the jobs to Mexico. Trump promised to reform America's taxation and regulatory climate to make domestic business more competitive with foreign industry, and also to punish companies that off-shored American jobs. It's a promise that resonated with voters, especially in rust belt states.
Well, apparently Trump is already keeping his promise, at least for those Carrier employees. Carrier confirmed via Twitter that it has reached an agreement with the incoming administration to keep 1,000 manufacturing jobs in Indiana. The deal reportedly will keep a majority of the jobs in the state in exchange for friendlier U.S. business regulations and an overhauling of the country's corporate tax code.
What's just as likely is that Trump leveraged the fact that Carrier's parent company, United Technologies, earns about $5.6 billion in annual revenue from U.S. government contracts, equal to about 10% of its overall revenue. That dwarfs the $65 million in labor cost savings that Carrier expected to save by relocating its Indiana operations to Mexico.
The move follows a similar announcement from Ford several weeks ago, saying it would not move production of one of its SUV lines to Mexico after discussions with Trump officials. "We are encouraged that President-elect Trump and the new Congress will pursue policies that will improve U.S. competitiveness and make it possible to keep production of this vehicle here in the United States," a Ford spokeswoman wrote. It's not clear in the case of Ford whether jobs were saved, however, as plans to move them were never finalized.
Either way, these announcements have given Trump an important early success to point to when negotiations over lowering America's tax and regulatory burdens begin.
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paging cage! is cage still here?

I need to ask some advice. I have a homeless veteran staying here at my house, just kind of invited himself over after he tried to kill himself and got out of the hospital. His GF moved out on him and took his car and left it about 100 miles away, before he even got out of the suicide ward.

Since you were in a similar situation I wanted to ask if you had any suggestions on how to help him?
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Creator of the Big Mac and McMuffin dead >(McDonald's) Franchisee 'Jim' Delligatti first put the treat on sale at one of his outlets in 1968.

>...passed away (at) aged 98, nearly 50 years after creating McDonald’s iconic 540 calorie burger – which he ate every week.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2298054/big-mac-inventor-passes-away-aged-98-nearly-50-years-after-creating-iconic-mcdonalds-burger/

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Password: XD
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#Mature
Cringe thread
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#Mature
What image did he open, /chat/?
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Do you think American can survive the nest 4 years? Or is there just going to be more discourse between groups?
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A conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex?
- Seven to eleven times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- No difference, male, female, sometimes camel
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
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for real
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Asshole banned from Delta flights for life OK, which one of you assholes did this? Way to keep it classy and make the rest of us look like jerks.

http://time.com/4582819/delta-passenger-donald-trump/

Video. Not on YouTube so don't click if you hate facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/emma.baum.73/videos/10210862995628402/
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The suicidal ramblings of a nobody. #Mature
I can't clear my mind, nothing I seem to do matters to anyone, and more and more I feel alone in the world with no one to talk to.

Why live a life that holds no purpose...?

It is said that purpose is something that is not given or earned, but found by each person sometime in their life. I used to have a purpose, but now like a broken gear in a machine I've been tossed away like the useless thing that I am.

I have no living family members that care about me or even want me to be alive. A father who wished I was never born and a mother that has given up on me. No friends to speak of, either online or in person, and those who call me a friend makes me feel like I'm nothing but a burden to them and pull myself away to not annoy them. A society that thinks I'm the devil thanks to my involvement in a suicide that I was not guilty of... but still to this day, over 10 years later, am blamed for.

So talking of purpose... I used to feel like I had one, but long ago I lost that sense of purpose. I don't belong anymore, in any sense. In social gatherings, in society as a whole, in the act of reproduction, or even as a living human. I should be dead, and have died twice, so it feels as though my life is a cruel joke to those who could do better. I used to have a bum heart and have had it since replaced, but still to this day I think of those who have died thanks to the fact they didn't have the organ they needed...

I'm a horrible person... terrible to the greatest degree. Nothing I do is redeemable for any reason... I am nothing but a burden to those who know me or are around me... and the only living thing that cares about me is a dog that I'm sure only cares if I make sure to feed. There is no love in my life, nor is there any happiness or joy... so why continue on when there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

There is no end goal, there is no silver lining... it's just a slow stagger until I finally give up and die. The only reason I have kept going is to see if it maybe does get better... but I've been selling myself on that for the last 8 years... and nothing has gotten better. In fact, in my opinion it's gotten more tense and worse...

I have attempted to kill myself... both intentionally and unintentionally. I have walked to the top of a 15 story building just to sit on the edge at the top and hope for a swift kick or strong wind to knock me off. I have wandered through traffic unaware of the speeding vehicles around me just to see if someone unaware themselves would help put a stop to me. Sitting with a noose around my neck not attached to anything looking for what can support my weight. Downing a bottle of prescription pills only to find out that it just causes a slight stomach ache. Grabbing a broken glass shard and just gripping it tighter and tighter, waiting to see if you'll bleed out at any moment.

I don't know if I can keep going on... I'm just exhausted, and want it all to stop. I'm tired of trying to keep looking to a brighter future, but I'm also tired of thinking of ways to end it all. I just go on and on acting like nothing is wrong most days but it just builds up and up and up and eventually causes me to crumble and realize I am more miserable then I have ever been before. Praying that a stray bullet would just close my chapter on the world and take the choice away from me.

Why should anyone even go on...
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/Yeh/ ¡Ya es hora, de que por fin sea libre, yay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xButjfhZWVU
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Nude Thread. #Mature
There is absolutely nothing wrong with nudism.
Post people of any sex being au naturel in various settings.
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It's that time of year again! The one time I stop by and expect attention/interaction/reverence etc.

My birthday!

Happy Birthday to me!

While I'm here, someone didn't manage to save like, every Rarity pic I ever posted by chance? My old and faithful laptop finally passed and I lost like everything.

So many nudes ;_;
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TODAY AT TURTLE ISLAND ON TURKEY DAY WE TAKE BACK OUR LAND! BRIDGE WAS MADE IN 45 min!
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Political Images. Post 'em.
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#Mature
any doodlers, wanna add their own style adoptable bugycorn base upon dis banner?
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It's template time This is dedicated to the news that the current show runner for Voltron: Legendary Defender has gone public with support for the LGBT crowd. It appears now that piloting Voltron makes one gay.

https://twitter.com/ArtOfLaurenM/status/796245419688738818

So, have some fun with the template.

The full sized template is up next.
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Do it for free? Are you a bad enough dude to eat hot pockets and do it for free?

I didn't think so. I guess they're having trouble keeping the current losers engaged over at half chan.
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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.
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First Twitter user arrested for death threats against President-Elect Trump And this guy is just the first.

http://archive.is/VAEka

http://www.inquisitr.com/3718225/first-twitter-user-arrested-for-tweeting-threats-to-assassinate-donald-trump/
(Don't use the inquisitr link if you don't have ad blocking. Shit, don't use it even if you do block ads. It's AIDS for your eyes!)

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/11/network-security-company-ceo-resigns-after-joking-about-killing-trump/
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Maybe it's time to bring back the draft. Most of those college whiners would probably leave the country rather than be in the military.
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Canada is basically the pretentious little brother of the U.S. that thinks it's smarter.
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What was the American civil war about?
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PBS newscaster Gwen Ifill DOA Respected PBS news reporter Gwen Ifill passed on today. Hers was a professional perspective of current events as befitted the more mainstream perspective PBS presented to the nation.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/14/media/gwen-ifill-obituary/index.html

Press F to pay respects.
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Ya es hora
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Kik Group Get in here. You won't be sorry.
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ITT: Commies who ought to stay alive.
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Vintage Porn Thread #Mature
>Animation showing two nude women kissing. The Eadweard Muybridge Online Archive "believe[s] Muybridge's Plate 444 was the first time that a kiss was documented over time through photography and that this represents the first kiss ever filmed. We made our first kiss film loop from the top row of eight images." [1]

>"The Kiss, like most of the image sequences in the Muybride Online archive, was produced some time between 1872 and 1885, significantly before the invention of the motion picture camera. It was created using banks of still cameras firing in sequence. Essentially every one of Muybridge’s plates is a film first."[2]


>Created from the top line of images on Plate 444 of: Muybridge, Eadweard (1887). Animal Locomotion: an Electro-photographic Investigation of Consecutive Phases of Animal Movements, 1872-1885. Vol. IV: Females (nude). Philadelphia: University of Pennsylvania. OCLC 17496718. Animation created by the Eadweard Muybridge Online Archive, and shared "copyright free"[3] as an MPEG-4 (mp4) video.


>Converted to animated gif by TimofKingsland.
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Planning to leave the country? CNN has your travel plans covered. Auckland, New Zealand is nice this time of year.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/23/travel/best-cities-for-expats-2016-mercer/index.html

http://archive.is/e4cDf
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#vote for best princess who do you think will win this race? who will be the most wubbed? stay tuned
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11/9/16 Trump Tower protest live (Time Valued)

Here's a YouTube link to a live feed from the Trump Tower in NYC. They sure got this organized quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfIgGz239Dg

So many tears!
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As a democrat, I believe that the Democratic party got what they deserved tonight.
This is what you get for cheating. This is what you get for rigging the election against the candidate who would have won this election tonight. Democrats chose Hillary Clinton. This is their fault. This isn't the fault of anyone else but the Democrats who voted for Clinton in the primary. People voting for 3rd parties did so because your candidate was WEAK and PITIFUL.
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Miracles do happen http://www.newsarama.com/31904-animated-young-justice-returning-for-third-season.html

Oat doesn't deserve to have nice things like this kind of news.

Hello, Megan!
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I'm still gonna steal your waifu, goy
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Hillary folds under the heat http://archive.is/dNXka

After spending an hour and a half meeting with families who lost loved ones during the 9/11 ceremony at Ground Zero today, Hillary Clinton was led away, complaining of being hot and needing to rest. She was taken to her daughter's apartment where she recovered.

Where will Hillary hide when something far more tragic happens in real time?

One more reason Clinton is unfit to serve four years as president.
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This anime girl believes in making America great again. Why don't you?
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Why is Hillary evil?
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>I don't understand trump supporters.
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Vladimir Putin and Ponies Wonder what he thinks about grown men watching a show for little girls.
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>I am unironically voting for Trump or Clinton
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Does being a clop addict make me straight or just pathetic? #Mature
I went a few weeks without clop. But after an /oat/ anon posted pic related I became obsessed and I couldn't stop myself from going on a 2 hour binge. The reason it took so long us that I never lingered on an image, it was all about finding the perfect one.

I've never been able to find real-life girls or even hentai girls attractive (yes they're pretty but they don't make me obsessed with sex.) I've only felt this way seeing real-life guys who are way out of my league, and looking at clop. I don't understand, dues this mean I'm really straight? It might be an agp thing, sometimes i wish i was the one being fucked, but other times I definitely wish I was the one doing the fucking.

I've never even kissed a guy, and I never got past 2nd base with a girl (didn't really enjoy it).
I want to believe that I'm really straight and clop is proof of this but I find it hard to believe that I could enjoy sex with a real-life girl.

Prostate stimulation is 👌👌💯💯 tho
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Other MLP image boards I haven't seen any listings or threads involving image boards other than the usual suspects like /pone/ and /mlp/

Here's a Polish language image board hosted on 8chan. It seems fairly active and hosts a wide range of images we don't carry here. Can't say for sure if it's work safe due to the lack of English and the fact it's hosted by 8ch.

https://8ch.net/flutter/catalog.html

Anyone else have any out of the way MLP image board listings can feel free to list them here.
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Left or right /chat/? Which one was better waifu material when you were a kid?
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Bored_thread Hello i am New i come from 4chan i am Here cause i am bored and i wish for all you ponychanners to amuse me I want threads that involve Lewd,autisum,retarded,roasts,
threats,racist,sexist,storys or whatever you have to Offer heres my OC
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Bored_Thread >Derpy is Waifu
>Wants to cum inside Derpy
Who is your Waifu
Who do you want to Cum inside
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Ask_thread >Ask_Trixie thread
Ask the Great and Powerful Trixie anything you wish I will Try my Best to Answer as Trixie(Ask any question or Post any comment you want so warning 18+content my be used and seen}
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I just want to play video games, drink alcohol and wear diapers.
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Spike_Thread We need a Spike Thread
Make it Erotic and funny
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Bored_Thread #Mature
>i want to cum inside Fluttershy
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Astra Do you have discord? have you ever wondered why ponychan doesn't have a discord chat when skype is basically a steaming pile of horse shit?

Well wonder no longer. Ponychan now has a Discord server that you can join.

https://discord.gg/UGEQKBE
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