O.A.T.#Mature #Cyclic It's fuckin' Friday, OATsters! New thread! This is a mature thread, so all the normal rules of /anon/ apply. However, this an extension of /oat/, and in that vein there are some slight changes.
1.No porn dumps. You can post porn in the thread, but it would be preferred if it was done with conversation in mind. There are plenty of threads on /anon/ to dump porn.
2.Avatars, names and trips are allowed, but not required.
3.Respect the users. It's likely that /anon/ posters may venture into this thread. Be respectful, this is their board and we are being allowed to use it by the moderators. Likewise, any regulars of /anon/ are asked to be respectful of the /oat/ users in this thread. We got mod approval to make it, and we're not here to cause trouble.
Other than that, welcome and go nuts!
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/chat/ oldfags So what's up chat?
Second Life General#Mature RIP Canterlot Edition
Second Life is a large and sometimes complex virtual world, with user-generated content that spans many genres and interests. We explore and interact with this world and its users.
To join the /mlp-anon/ group, send an instant message to one of the people listed here.
Pony Farts 2.0#Mature I'm posting a new Fart thread as the old one has reached it's maximum reply limit.
As before, This thread is strictly about farting. Post pictures, stories, videos, flashes, or anything else relating to pony flatulence here, but please keep scat in the proper thread.
Also, anyone willing to do a quick fart RP, please do so here in the Chatzy pony fart chatroom. http://www.chatzy.com/23654466973966 (And please tell the chatroom's moderator to unsilence me.)
Pony Thread Did you think you could escape the pony? You were wrong!
Diaper Thread#Mature /mlp/'s got scruffed. So we setup shop here now.
I'm still gonna steal your waifu, goy
Obama is to busy golfing on his last vacation at the Vineyard to take time off. Hillary took the weekend off to rest since she has seizures and wears a diaper but Trump was found in Louisiana today meeting with first responders and handing out food, water, diapers and toys for kids. He's not even President yet and he's 100% better than Obama.
Youtube Hey guys, what should I do to get noticed on youtube?
I was thinking of making my old show again but calling it something different.
Give me some ideas. It was a talk show... Sorta what Shane Dawson does, where I just talk to friends and family about whatever, and we'd do whatever. What do yall think?
I'm mad right now cause I keep seeing these "verified" users on youtube I've NEVER heard of. I've been on for 8 god damn years. Since I was 16. The fuck I gotta do to get fucking noticed?
I'll admit, I'm fucking jealous as shit.
Smug Thread Im going to an anime/gaming convention today so lets get a smug thread started and when I get back I hope to see many smug faces.
Former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell has gone public with his view that Hillary Clinton's staff pointing at his advice about private e-mail servers was a bald face lie, especially regarding secret documents.
When Colin says “Her people have been trying to pin it on me.” you know he's not happy.
So this is /b/ with ponies?
Ya es hora
Religous people are retarded Why do you persist in believing in a magical gas man that lives in the sky?
A super being that raped a married woman, lets his own son be nailed to a cross, lets disease and war run rampant, and doesnt care about you.
Even if it was somehow proved he existed, which it never will be, but for arguments sake if it was, why on earth would you worship such a piece of shit?
Hes tantamount to a dictator, or a bully. There is no logical explaination for anyone to devote thier lives to a complete cunt, who has proven time and time again to fail you over and over
Literally, for having such a tosser for a dad.
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#Mature Braeburned's Spike/Shining series, part 2:
I want to kill myself. I don't know who to tell. I haven't posted on here in like a year. I have no friends. I have no family to go to. I just need someone to talk to. I'll probably get blocked. Oh well.
As a society we should examine certain demographics of people and evaluate their net worth. If they are a liability from start to finish, they should be exiled. I dont mean the elderly, because they did not start off feeble, and they still have a lot to provide in terms of historical context and culture. i dont mean the sick, because many scenarios the disease cannot be prevented. I'm speaking of those who are able, but not willing. Who have the ability to provide, but instead take. Evaluate the demographics that are more prone to this parasitic nature, and exile them.
You think this is harsh, yes? Well, it really is, and that's the point. Reality is not supposed to be a charity, it's supposed to be a series of investments and compromises. Those who cannot be negotiated with, and consume exponentially more than they produce, are a net liability who will drag us all down. The mere tolerance of this self destructive behavior will entice others to follow. Excommunication is not only a solution, but a preventative measure in the long run.
If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:
I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.
Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.
This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.
I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.
I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.
That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
Fetish pics that make you laugh.#Mature Well, hyper anything really looks funny, but was the corndog needed?
Anyone here like Nyx?
Rebel Flag What is your opinion about this flag.
...Shit.http://www.flassbeck-economics.com/how-climate-change-is-rapidly-taking-the-planet-apart/ >Mid-2009:The U.N. Environment Programme predicts a 3.5C increase by 2100. Such an increase would remove habitat for human beings on this planet, as nearly all the plankton in the oceans would be destroyed, and associated temperature swings would kill off many land plants. Humans have never lived on a planet at 3.5C above baseline. >November 2013:The International Energy Agency predicts a 3.5C increase by 2035”
Is it true that Crooked is responsible for the founding of ISIS?
#mature When was the last time you unzipped your pony?
Would porn threads that have little to do with ponies be within the 'spirit' of /chat/? Asking for my own understanding, and any others who may have thread ideas.
Drugs That -Aren't- Weed So we have two weed threads in the catalog so I thought we could also have a thread for all the other drugs that aren't weed.
female oriented porn#Mature So what kind of porn do girls get off to? I mean I've been browsing quite some porn sites and most of them only has to offer gay, and single male porn that is sort of female oriented but most likely intended for gay men audience. Virtually they don't seem to have a single porn action where the vid focuses on the male pornstar. While I'm at it, do girls even enjoy masturbating to cartoon characters? Specifically pony characters? Because I don't seem to stumble upon porn that was intended for straight female viewers except for the gay and single male pics. All of the pics seem to be focused on the female character no matter what position they are doing. Also I see a lot of pony plushes being used as sextoys but don't see cringy pics about girls strapping a bad dragon on a big mac plush...
How do women even work?
Here's a ballbusting thread for all things pony-related. Pony, anthro, humanized, if it has pony balls in pain post it here! Suggestions and ideas for new scenarios are greatly appreciated as well.
Mass Effect designer Manveer Heir hates white people.
Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think#Mature Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.
All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).
Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.
Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:
You killed /anon/ for this? Couldn't just leave well enough alone?
Why do we need white cops in america if all they do is kill?
Damm it, Trump! God, he had to go and play the 2nd Amendment card in the worst possible way.
I'm sure the Secret Service had a very long talk with that idiot after his speech today. All we can hope for now is that the gun owners, all of the estimated 70 million people by conservative numbers, vote for anyone but Clinton.
>There are people that still think communism would work.
I want to ejaculate inside of a girl on her unsafest day while she wraps her legs around me in missionary position, but no one's letting me yet. ;_;
#Mature I came across the first porn pic I ever saw.
What's the first adult content you ever saw? First thing you ever got off to?
User nube pic thread#Mature Fuck it, let's just get this over with.
Post nudes of yourself, circlejerk over other nudes, etc.
>Would you do this trap in her dirty ass?
Satyr Porn#mature >What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about? A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
#Mature Pony Dakimakuras. Designs meant for dakimakuras! With ponies.
Safe, Cheesecake, Porn, Feral, Anthro, Humanized. Post them!
Political commercials Since we have threads about the conventions already and we're ramping up for the political ad campaigns of the century, let's post our favorites so far.
Now for my favorite. This just hit the air today and is at once both crude and effective. I've seen better grade school video editing and effects. But the facts outweigh the amateur quality of the commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UexlivEx0Z0
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DNC: The gift that keeps on giving Oh boy!
Now we're getting transcripts of voice mail conversations held in the days just before the Democratic convention began.
Talk about selfish and entitled!? You would think that these people were expecting service for their contributions!
#Mature Oh yea, let's turn this smurf into a bug sex slave
Why can't sjw's focus on actual issues instead of getting mad over problems that don't exist?
So it's like neo-neo-neo-/ef/?
Horror Anime Thread Horror anime I like
Higurashi Elfen Lied Tokyo Ghoul Madoka Magica? I don't know if this considered is horror or not.
Brony documentary Hi there, I'm a British filmmaker who is making a documentary about MLP culture. I don't know much about it yet, so please excuse me if I seem ignorant. I want a lot of my exploration to feature in the documentary. I hope to go to MLP conventions, such as the one in Leeds in October. I'd love it if I could have someone involved in the culture to lead me through the MLP world. If you're in the UK and you're interested in being in a documentary where you can show the world why you think MLP is so great, please respond below or send me a private message. The film will probably begin being shot in October and will likely finish in September.
Cringe thread #13579 Post the worst content you have.
first new /chat/ BANE thread Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Let's talk about sex#Mature Since there isn't one yet, let's have a thread about sex in general and see where it goes (or not).
Unicorns in Equestria Why has this unicorn the horn at the wrong place? Is that a kind of genetic defect? Are there in Equestria many unicorns who have to live with such an handicap?
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Would you have fucked grandma in her prime?
Garry's Mod>No gmods,
As if~ Have any of you done anything in Garry's Mod? Did it cost over $12,000?
>there's no /anon/ here >only /chat/ with tripfags I warned you about merging with ponychan. But you didn't listen.
Time for skull?
So /chat/ has officially risen again, huh?
Underwhelming revolution, if you ask me. Nobody even got killed.
itt: explain how other posters' music is fucking garbage and yours is superior
ill start: everything but kpop is pointless trash. pseudointellectual masturbation at best, effortless and valueless waste most of the time. kpop is the collaboration of the best of the best in the world, and while many criticize it for being "robotic," "soulless," "musical slave labor" or whatever else, i applaud the koreans for giving us the best window to the reality of human nature and showing us the very best that we can achieve
LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls! In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!
Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!
For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!
Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!
Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!
I'm working on a catchy saying Democracy was never designed to facilitate voters who would put the fox in charge of the henhouse simply to send the hound a message.
Mods support terrorism!
Choose one and only one.
>Staff will only remove content that is illegal, improperly tagged or just plain spam, with everything else being free game.
oh shit, /chat/ seems sweet as hell. come chat with me nig nogs >I know I'm late but idgaf
harrassment/bullying this probably belongs on /site/ but I'd like to get a brief clarification on something: under the new chat rules, which according to the sticky are: >Staff will only remove content that is illegal, improperly tagged or just plain spam, with everything else being free game.
does this mean that harassing users is fine here? (ex: repeatedly telling someone to kill themselves, or something like that)
or will staff still take action against things like that?
"You are not a human being, you are a commodity and your only worth is how valuable you are as an asset. That is the cold hard truth of life. Toybox" - Anonymous
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Whoever shitposts the hardest wins the thread.
Would you vote for pip or would you vote for pepe?
This is the official /chat/ pot smoking thread. Everystony equal, everystony loved.
dude weed lmao
So, since /chat/ is an "un-anoned" /anon/, so to speak, where anon-posting is no longer forced due to the fact that we have a tag for that now, are we only differentiating it from /oat/ by the NSFW allowances on /chat/, or will there be more to it?
As for those posters hopeful that /chat/ will rise again, congratulations. S'pretty neat to see it back, not gonna lie, but what's next on the agenda, I wonder...
>/chat/ >/chat/ >/chat/
Clinton supports LEO use of force standards Early Saturday morning, in the wake of the BLM shootings in Dallas TX, Hillary Clinton gave a talk on CNN regarding implementing Federal standards for the use of terminal violence by law enforcement officers.
Gee, I wonder who she is trying to convince that she's on their side? What she has done in one stroke is alienate every last police agency in the country in the process. Giving into the BLM movement won't win her the election.
Where were you when you realized you were taught the Civil War wrong? Or were you taught it properly and it just didn't click?
The Republicans didn't want the expansion of slavery into the west because their view of America as a land of individualist free white landholders moving west and homesteading was being threatened by competition from the large slaveholding plantation model, which would not only be giving the land over forever to the Southern culture, making Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri into spiting images of Dixie, but destroying what they saw as the future of the nation. They sought to employ a containment strategy for slavery, Dixie culture, and negro blood, none of which they had problems with in the south as much as they had problems with them in Kansas.
At the same time, the South was under the impression that they had a right to have a stake in the country's future. The South dominated or influenced much of the country's political, economic and military traditions, and saw the restriction of westward expansion of slavery as a war against their culture and way of life. Their interpretation of what America and The West meant were just as valid in the mid 19th century, but after war was declared, it started the North on an abolitionist path that saw it was crushed and scattered, putting an end to the question.
I always knew the Emancipation Proclamation was a way to punish a defeated part of the country, I just didn't realize how absolutely taken for granted slavery remaining legal in Kentucky and Delaware was until just a couple years before it was abolished.
It was seen by both sides as a bit of a culture war, and peaceful secession was totally an option, but it's good things turned out this way.
#Mature Anime diaper thread
He is risen...
"You are not a human being, you are a commodity and your only worth is how valuable you are as an asset. That is the cold hard truth of life." Toybox
/chat/'s back. This's pretty innerestin', 'f I say so.
An' I say so.
Welcome to /chat/ - our general discussion board with a laxer atmosphere and fewer rules. Please keep the following things in mind when using the board
Legal Don't spam, raid, or do anything else illegal. This includes lewd depictions of minors: drawings or otherwise
Mature content Enable "Show Mature Content Threads" in the settings menu if you want to see them. If you're the OP of a thread consider using the mature tag. Images in a thread with this tag do not need to be spoilered. (unless they are actual spoilers)
No gmods, no masters Staff will only remove content that is illegal, improperly tagged or just plain spam, with everything else being free game.
Welcome to /anon/ - the board dedicated to anonymous culture We do our best to provide as much freedom and support as possible, but to avoid disrupting others please keep these things in mind.
Legal shit: -Don't spam, raid, or anything else illegal. This includes lewd depictions of minors: drawings or otherwise
Mature Content: -Enable "Show Mature Content Threads" in the settings menu if you want to see them. -You are welcome to post adult content but please spoiler it for those who don't wish to see it. -If you're the OP of the thread consider using the mature tag. Images in a thread with this tag do not need to be spoilered. (unless they are spoilers) -If you are looking for mature content you should be sure to go to setting and check the "show mature content threads" button.
Name/Trip/Avatarfagging: This board is devoted to anonymous culture so generally speaking you should post anonymously. However there are exceptions. -If you are a content creator (writefag, drawfag ect) you may use a name/trip while creating content to avoid confusion. -If you are posting "in character" you may use a name/avatar to make it clear who you are imitating. (note: serious /rp/ with overarching canon goes in /rp/ as does any /rp/ with your mary sue original character)
>>>/site/3063 describes the site's numerous features and options. Autofetching of new posts, Quick Reply box, adjustable fetch timer, hotkeys, etc, are all detailed there. The settings tab in the top right corner will have all the options and settings for you to adjust to your own preferences.
Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.
P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
#Mature Time for a Zecora thread! It doesn't matter if its SFW or NSFW, a fanfic or visual art. AS long as it is mainly about Zecora, its allowed.
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Conspiracies People are being poisoned,infected and balded by the shampoo,beverages and food.
Is this board still alive?
A deal's a deal anon! Now you have to suck on my nipples!
remember memes these memes
WOW O W
this mod is such an insufferable fucking cock sucker. i swear to god. all the other bans are for talking about fanfiction or porn OF THE SHOW IN THE GENERAL.
Oh, come on! It's been nearly two hours since the FBI director gave Hillary Clinton her get out of jail free card.
And not one thread anywhere on pchan?
This is /chat/. We can talk about this without worrying about what the janitors in /oat/ think.
I'm so far beyond angry right now that I don't have a word for what I'm experiencing. If this whole episode doesn't expose the corruption of the federal government to every person who paid attention to the evidence, nothing will and the country deserves the shit hole it is becoming.
Dating Princess Celestia or Princess Luna Which would you choose?
Any worthwhile Anime I should watch this year?
Say something serious for a change.
movies you like but everyone hates Here are my top 10:
10. Cinderella 2: Dreams come true
9. The Pebble and the Penguin
8. Brother Bear 1
7. Disney's Atlantis
6. Matrix Reloaded
4. Disney's The Black Cauldron
3. Land before time 3
2. X-Men 3: The last Stand
Honorable Mentions: Jurassic Park 2, Jingle All the Way
#1: Star Trek: The Motion Picture(1979)
Hello, and welcome to the Human Waste Recyl-
I mean Ponychan Personal Enrichment Center.
For those of you who have been directed here by failing the Ponychan Aptitude Test, we will begin orientation.
For those of you who just happened to wander in here, Darwin is disappointed in you, and may the denominational deity of your choosing have mercy on your soul.
Why are we all so obsessed with sex?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash [IWTCIRD]
Fuck it, time for spontaneity
Suggest new conduct rules for /chat/.
Mature tag and it's associated rules are here to stay unless there's suddenly a massive call for it's removal, which i doubt.
Anything else is free game. >Re: Proposed Specific purpose for the board.
Seperate community with more lax conduct than /oat/. /oat/'s conduct rules can / will be stricter in turn in response to this if deemed too similar. >Re: Why is this in /anon/ instead of /site/ Doing multiple things at once, /site/ will contain the master thread.
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Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"
It appears that Matt LeBlanc didn't care much for his co-host Chris Evans behind the scenes. Evans resigned at the end of the first post-Clarkson season. LeBlanc's segments were hit and miss. Worst of all, the ratings were sinking at the same rate as the Titanic.
Jeremy Clarkson and his two former co-stars from Top Gear are due to begin their new Amazon produced series this Fall. So much for the BBC.
Donald Trump Let's talk about him...
#Mature Who are your favorite 3DPD models/porn stars? I know I'm not the only one who doesn't exclusively fap to ponies. >inb4 >no hooves
tl:dr A Tesla Model S sedan drove under a semi trailer the autodriving sensors in the sedan could not respond to in time due to the color of the trailer and the bright sunlight of the day the accident occurred. The driver of the sedan died as a result.
If anyone asks me if I want to ride in a self-driving car, my answer is nope.
how well can /anon/ draw the horse?
#Mature Post Yourself Part II, >>535762 hit post limit
Can I christen the new /chat/ with a drunk thread?
It totally deserves a drunk thread.
No Ponky Pone on my tablet...I'm real sorry...
The idea that we are slaves to our thoughts and cannot change our patterns is something a sick man who hates health thinks.
King of /Chat/ Yay! New /chat/ board!
How is your taste in other genres of art?
Oh-kay people i need some hot fresh opinions.
With the recent influx of /oat/ tripfags to a board that was otherwise pretty much dead, '/anon/' doesn't particularly fit or seem to be the direction the board is going to drift back towards any time soon.
Remaining anons, what do you want out of the board. Newpony's, what do you want. Keep the name, get a new name, annex moonychan, carry on as we are/
What i want: The board to be a mix of old /ef/ and current anon, basically all the good parts of people being able to funpost without devolving into boring imagedumps or a continuous circlejerk. New name of ever/free/ so i can literally "Do it for /free/"
>its an "anon jerks off to gay furry horse porn again then questions his sexuality" episode do you ever feel this, bros?
Big juicy anime tiddies
Buffet So much food.
Weeaboo Need I say more.
#Mature copypasta, bugs on these breasts
Bewbs post bewbs here
Milky Way General 87: Comfy Edition#Mature Lets get this started again, plus points for Milky with comfy socks.
Post literal fanwanking#Mature Celestia and Luna are really a horse and a miniature horse with the equine version of a midget fetish. Every time Celestia is called a "pony", she starts to go into full on Molestia mode. The reason Twilight and Cadence became post-op alicorns was because Celestia and Luna felt they were the best ponies to share their fetish with. They now all circle-jerk to pony porn once every week.
#Mature can somepony, transform this winker into a changeling creamy donut /w red buttplug
Horse verses Pony Who will win.
♫Gas the Jews cause' we're here to have a holocaust tonight♫ ♪Gas the Jews♪ ♪Gas the Jews♪
>Mankind has found out how to make real MLP ponies, OC or otherwise. >Every human is allowed a companion pony when they are born that grows with them, and will always be there to support them and help them if needed. >What would yours be? RULES >It can't be your own OC >It can't be a marry sue god >No sex Mine would be Starlight Glimmer. We could learn valuable lessions in friendship together. Also, just look at that innocent face. She's adorable
#Mature Dear /anon/
Your all marshmellow mares/ slurpin my twinkie
Filthy Frank thread#Mature Lets get some pussy tonight.
Farts#Mature Time for a fresh, new thread! Post pictures and stories related to ponies farting here. This thread is strictly about flatulence. Please keep scat in an appropriate thread! Thank you. The previous thread is here below. https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/257239.html
I bet you fags don't even know who I am.
Yo, does anyone remember Prisonfishy? He was a cool rap guy.
Damn, now I want some R34 of this slutty valley girl mare. Thanks Ed+.
Am I the only one here because /mlp/ on 4chan sucks now?
lewd shit is evil and should not be allowed on this pure site but you fucks have your own dark corner of ponychan to fap to a collection of lights projected onto a screen that form a lewd imagine
you all make me want to burn this place to the ground
#Mature Hiii /anon/
Современная басня Любовь, прощенье и уют – Где в душах мир и состраданье. А где клевещут, лгут и бьют – Слышны лишь ропот и рыданья.
* * * У солнечной лагуны дивной, Где рядом море и холмы, Семья зверей и птичек мирно Любила петь Творцу псалмы.
Но их хвалебное служенье Вдруг оборвал один вандал – Чрез зависть, злость и униженье Коварный волк покой украл.
Матёрый хищник, как обычно, (ведь делал это не впервой) Напал на слабых самолично, А с сильными не лез он в бой.
Бельчат прогнал из певчей стайки, Оскалив острые клыки, И тут же полетели байки, Что, мол, все белки – дураки.
Из ничего раздул волк пену. Распространил ложь, клевету На пару с хитрою гиеной, Успел загадить чистоту…
Шептали овцам и оленям: «Объявлен белками бойкот, Не по душе им наше племя, Создали бунт, переворот!»
Павлин, заслышав новость эту, Не стал марать свой модный хвост – Скорее улетел в Сиэтл, Повысить чтоб духовный рост.
Лев, как всегда, ушёл в сторонку. Вместо того чтоб 'шкуру снять' За зло с гиены хитрой, с волка, Он стал зверей 'увещевать'.
Хоть он и лев, мяукнуть даже Тут не посмел, ведь серый волк С гиеной в той лагуне стражей Стоят и знают в деле толк.
Медведям рты заткнули кляпом. Их приучили, как щенят, Хозяину давать НА лапу, Забыть слова сестра и брат.
Угнали в лес большую стаю Многоголосых соловьёв, Их мнением пренебрегали И доводили аж до слёз.
Волк рвал зверей и птиц на клочья, Оклеветав с гиеной тех, Кто, приоткрыв немного очи, Заметили сей пары грех.
Жирафу, больше всех досталось, Жирафу стало там невмочь. Его душа давно металась И он сбежал с лагуны прочь.
Он говорил, что униженье И боль терпел немало дней, Был окружен одним призреньем. (Жираф большой, ему видней…)
Грач улетел, схватив гитару, Подальше от лагуны той, Не опалить чтоб крылья жаром, Порочащим честь клеветой.
И лебедь не стерпела лгуньи – Гиены, крикнув лишь: «Прощай, Моя любимая лагуна, И лихом ты не поминай!»
А страус, чтоб его не съели, Засунул голову в песок. Ему давно все надоели, Он в своём горе одинок.
Ведь он гиене стал прислугой: «Сходи туда, сходи сюда, Торт испеки своей подруге, А вот тебе за это мзда…»
Поныне кормят мздой так многих Гиена с волком в жизни сей. А что в конце пути в итоге Ждёт в той лагуне птиц, зверей?!
* * * Читатель мой, пусть басня эта Лишь подтолкнёт тебя на то, Чтоб изучив в ней все приметы, Ты догадался: кто есть кто.
И если волки, всё же, рядом С тобою поселились жить – Беги от них, не жди пощады, Иначе будешь горько выть…
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead in Canterlot HighCanterlot High has survived more than its share of magical mishaps, from megalomaniacal students to mind-controlling sirens, but whatever just happened did not end as well. Maybe we should have done more to see that all those portals to other worlds were properly sealed, or maybe we should have made sure the zombified students fully recovered from the Fall Formal incident, but now it was too late for that. Far too late for now.
This is a thread about adventures in Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, set as close as possible to the Equestria Girls universe. I was going to try the game anyway, so lets see if this creates stories worth sharing here.
>catch up on EqD news. >Jim's masturbating furiously over the upcoming episode's awesomeness >think, "Which means it's gonna suck." >scroll down past a few stories >see entry with writer credit for upcoming episode >Mike Vogel Sometimes I hate being right. Looks like I'm gonna need a whole bottle of Old Crow for this one.
I bet you don't know who I am.
Barney the Dinosaur He kind of looks familiar.
Image request Tried derpibooru already and it's either not there or my keywords suck.
A multi-panel comic image was posted here ages ago with Vinyl Scratch and anon (I think). Vinyl was being aloof and anon was trying to contain his spaghetti. The part I remember specifically was where they fucked, then anon asks if she wants to go again and she's like "Nah, I'm good."
I figure it's a bit too saucy for /pic/ so I came here. Anyone have it?