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/movies/ There's a music gen, might as well be a movie gen. Talk about movies, what you've seen, your favorites, favorites of the year, etc.

I've just been getting into films and have been having a blast

https://rateyourmusic.com/film_collection/ElectricLizard/recent

my taste is pleb as fuck so far, but I've just started.
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Official Hatsune Miku Exchange #Mature
Since we have an exchange for Asuka, honor demands we provide the same for Miku. After all, Miku is love, Miku is life!

Obey the standard board rules for this thread. Spoiler any image you are in doubt about if it is adult in nature.

Other Vocaloids are welcome as long as there's a Miku in the image.
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Fuck da context #Mature
In this thread, snippets drawn without explanation from a greater whole.
#Mature
Spoiler lewds.
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Pets thread. Post pets you know in real life.
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take a spongebob leave a spongebob .
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alright (horse)fuckers, first music thread on the new /chat/.

post whatever you are listening to RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT and any other music you feel like sharing.

listening now: Untitled 01 by Hype Williams (Dean Blunt's band) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwsmam5X4Q

also listened to two Joachim Raff symphonies this morning: In The Alps (1875) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NGOvxRPyps and I'm Walde (1869) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ze2F2WBb0w
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I want to give a tankie a spankie.
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"There's nothing to that Russia story" http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/justice-dept-to-appoint-special-prosecutor-for-russia-probe-238524

Strap in bitches. Trump is SO FUCKED.

Dumb GOP bastards really tied to the wrong horse this time.
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So last night my country, the UK, was attacked in a terrorist attack that killed over twenty people, mostly children.

So I have a few things to say.

RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES WE WILL NEVER EVER CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT

DUMB FUCK TERRORISTS CAN SUCK MY DICK

SUCK SUCK SUCKKKKKK MY DICK



(..I may still be slightly drunk from last night)
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The Story Thread: Wakasagihime Edition #Mature
A mermaid? Hmm, sashimi...tempura...
No no, never mind.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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talk about your dreams >tfw had a dream that my virginity was taken by someone from this site
>tfw it's one of the only dreams I remember actually having sex in and "finishing", since generally when I have lewd dreams they end before the sex actually happens
>tfw woke up and was mildly disappointed that it wasn't real

Not gonna say who it was because I don't want this thread to just be a circlejerk about wanting to fuck certain posters, so does anyone else wanna share dreams they've had recently, or in general?

Any recurring dreams you have, and what you think they mean? (doesn't have to be lewd)
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#Mature
Traps and femboys and futadom thread.

Just what it says on the tin.
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/chat/ patrol 01 #cyclic a hangout thread. you're bored. everyone's bored. pass the time.

rule 1 - normies get out reee no normies allowed etc etc

Link to discord:
https://discord.gg/AqkrPXY

Link to cytube:
https://cytu.be/r/Peace_Walker .
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You Laugh You Lose OK, we haven't had one of these in a long time.

Have at it.
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Male? Female? We Don't Care! #Mature
Traps. 3D and 2D allowed. Go.
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/fit/ women #Mature
"I love a woman who can kick my ass."
Post them.
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Hey! mind getting a relax music thread going?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO1SGvFSgZQ

I could use some more soothing music for studying.
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#Mature
YO she T H I C C

>i went to look for this term in google

>accidentally typed yo shi thick
>yfw


post the n i c e s t thicc things you can
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>when your friends are sad
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Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.

P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
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Ya es hora
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Linguistic Survey! 1. How old are you?

2. What state/country/Provence did you grow up in?

4.What term do you use to refer to carbonated beverages?
5.Are the words Cot and Caught pronounced the same or differently?
6.What term do you use to refer to a long stretch of road you go relatively fast on?
7.How do you refer to a group of two or more people?
8.Are the words pin and pen pronounced differently or the same?
9.What is the difference between dinner and supper?

10.This last one is a tad controversial so be advised:
Is the word caramel pronounced "car-ml", "car-mel", or "carra-mel"?
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Second Life General #Mature
RIP Canterlot Edition

Second Life is a large and sometimes complex virtual world, with user-generated content that spans many genres and interests. We explore and interact with this world and its users.

To join the /mlp-anon/ group, send an instant message to one of the people listed here.

-Joining SL-

Account Creation: https://join.secondlife.com/

System Requirements: http://secondlife.com/support/system-requirements/

-Getting Started-

Here is an instructional video that explains how to make an account and get a basic pony avatar: http://youtu.be/riGYGVPKj44

Recommended Third party viewers:
http://www.firestormviewer.org/
http://www.singularityviewer.org/
http://radegast.org/wp/ (Text Only)

There is also a list with descriptions of all available viewers here.

-Old thread-
>>424345
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Pic Dump so i have pictures that need to be seen but i have no clue where to post them, so i figured /chat/'s a good place for that. we all have shit we save and don't post right?

this is mostly sfw stuff tho.
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/Spacetime/ Time; #48 (There's really been a lot of these, right?)

The stormy season of April had passed by during the night, and with the rising sun, the day is giving way to the fragrant bloom of May blossoms. Clouds part way for the bright sun to illuminate the paintbrush hues of the landscape, and the warm late-season breeze carries with it all varieties of birdsong, filling the air with the color and chorus of life.

Which is why this was the perfect day to stay indoors to do some inner research. For once, it was better to disregard these byproducts for today, the piercing bore of human progress has finally cracked open the foundations of reality; you had just discovered a time machine.

Well, what else could it be? It even looked like someone had done a spectacularly terrible job of trying to disguise the fact that it could pretty much only be a time machine. It was, in fact the most stereotypically time machine-like time machine anyone could imagine, yet it looks as if someone had sloppily taped cardboard around it in an attempt to make it look like a refrigerator. It was such shoddy work, and you wondered why anyone had even bothered.
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The thing that was definitely a time machine loomed like a statue in the center of the room, wafting out a faint scent of ozone and copper. It must have displaced the matter around it as it arrived, since one of its edges was occupying the space where half of your chair should have been. As you shove the chair aside, it toppled over on its two remaining legs, thumping down on the dusty floor. Looking around, you started reaching for the entrance handle, but thought better of it. Instead, you move over to the small mailbox-shaped bin attached to the side of the machine. There was nothing inside except for a newspaper clipping and an envelope. You take a look at the newspaper, a cutout of the week’s weather, dated three years into the future. It was otherwise unremarkable, so you open up the envelope.

Wow, why would you write something like that? It was disorienting, seeing your own handwriting attached to a message you clearly have never written, and definitely, resolutely, never will. But now, you know you will. The presence of the note, along with the time machine, is undeniable. With the staggering weight of this realization, you reached for a chair, but found only half of one. You plop down on the half-cushion anyway. It’s better than sitting on the floor.

A perfect day, a poorly-disguised time machine, a message from your future self, and half of a chair. These were the facts you were given. What could be made out of them? How do these pieces fall together? You knew that the easiest way to find out lied only beyond the set of golden handles, yet enough experience with science fiction told you that time travel is serious business. Even to the expert authors of those grandiose fables, it’s still a complete mystery. No one knows how to operate a time machine. What if you were sent to a time when earth could no longer support life? What would you do, lost to the depths of spacetime, consigned to a fate worse than death?

But you know that those would not happen. How could you have sent the message to yourself otherwise? You are, for all you know, safe in the gentle and logical flow of the river of causality. There is nothing stopping you from being as reckless as you want. You will never have to bring yourself to write that message, because as long as you don’t, there is nothing that can kill you. There is nothing in the universe that can break the chain of necessity that grant you immortality. After all, the greatest gift is one that you give to yourself.

With your newfound confidence, you climb into the dimly-lit cabin of the time machine. Giving hardly a glance at the deep red sunset over the world outside, you close the door once again. But as the machine began to hum and shake, you suddenly felt just one last figment of doubt. Heedless, it nonetheless vanished with a sudden whisper, leaving behind nothing but a rectangular outline of dust and a lingering smell of ozone and copper.

You had almost realized it just then. You made the mistake of assuming that you knew more about yourself than about time travel.


#Cyclic
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Pony Diaper thread 2.0 #Mature
Posting this because the original thread is dead and gone now.

As before, it's mostly pony diaper art or edits. You MAY include peeing or messing in diapers, of course. Anything goes here as long as the ponies are in their paddings.
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post yuri #Mature
go
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Pepe Exchange Take a Pepe; Leave a Pepe.
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Wojak Exchange Take a Feel; leave a Feel.
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Not much of a rise, you guys.
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Pizza toppings I was putting together this list, but wondering, what toppings am I missing?:

Toppings I will Accept on Pizza: Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms, Olives, Tomatoes, Artichoke Hearts, Spinach, Broccoli, Pineapple, Garlic

Toppings I Will NOT Accept on Pizza: Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, Potatoes in any form
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Pony Thread Did you think you could escape the pony?
You were wrong!
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Official Asuka Exchange Thread #Mature
Official Asuka Exchange Thread
Take an Asuka, leave an Asuka.

Rules
1. If you take an Asuka, you must also leave an Asuka.
2. If you leave an Asuka, you must also take an Asuka.
3. If you post Rei, you suck.
4. If you post Misato, you're okay I guess.
5. D-don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I made this thread for you or anything...
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Pony Scat Thread #4 #Mature
Previous dump: >>248101

The one stop shop for anything MLP and fecal related!

Current writers:
______: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/______
Vertigo: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Pervertigo
Bush: Unknown
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#Mature
I wanted to share this with you people
I kind of liked it. but I guess I gotta mark it as Mature Content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nncHdzq7fs
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Daily reminder to always step on snek.
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Missing college student Doherty found After leaving a party at 1:30 am,the college junior disappeared in the woods.

His remains were found near a highway.

Children,the swamps and the night don't mix.
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Civic Nationalism v. Ethnic Nationalism It's popular on the so-called right to say that we're all for immigration, as long as the immigration is legal, and the immigrants assimilate. This is technically true, sort of. Of course the immigration should be legal, but we need different laws than the ones we have now about what immigrants we will accept. And implicit in the statement is that immigrants are all able to assimilate if they want to. That is dead wrong.

This concept can be called "civic nationalism," and it sort of harks back to the Roman concept of "Roman citizen," wherein the Roman government granted citizenship for whatever reason to people who weren't ethnically Roman at all. That's one reason the place collapsed, of course.

Another concept is quite contrary to all this, and can be called "ethnic nationalism." That basically requires that if you want to be an American you need to have American ancestors, or at least be cousins to Americans, like Brits or Swedes or Frenchmen.

The first concept is erroneous and unstable, and the second is accurate and stable.

A guest post on the subject from KC:

There needs to be a balance between civic and ethnic nationalism, because pure civic nationalism is based on egalitarianism, which is a false god. Ethnic nationalism is hyper-collectivist and civic nationalism is hyper-individualistic.

While individualism is always preferable to collectivism, one must be careful not to overflow - hyper-individualism is, pretty much, the ultimate form of collectivism, where one views the human kind as one group. This is, as you can imagine, more destructive than any ethnic nationalistic idea.

Reality must never be ignored for the sake of feels, as bad as that may feel.

Human beings are not all the same, they differ greatly. There are differences that are very noticeable on individualistic scale and there are differences that can only be noticed on a scale where we are looking at groups of people (demographics) and not just individuals. A good analogy is high frequency noise vs. low frequency noise. Or a simpler one: if you stand right in front of a tree, you can't see the forest.

One can ignore reality, but one can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. Facts like the one that over 50% of all violent crime in the US is committed by members of a certain group that constitutes about 12% of the population (and they are not Amish, I can tell you that much). Demographics matter.

Another thing that civic nationalists tend to ignore is genetics. Human behaviour is, to a significant degree, determined both by nature and nurture. Every government action is reflected in the gene pool of the next generation, because it changes selective pressures on different groups. For example, the welfare state creates domesticated humans which are unable to survive without the state. In essence, every government programme is a eugenics programme (or dysgenics, depending on your perspective).

We also must consider the phenomenon of regression to the mean - unless the evolutionary pressure is applied throughout many generations (say, 10 or more), the next generation reverts to previous characteristics. Even if you have extreme vetting for immigrants from different ethnic groups and they all pass the test of cultural compatibility perfectly, their children will regress to the mean and you will end up with unrest. The fact is, as much as you want it, you will never have a racially diverse nation without an increase in crime, poverty and unrest.

This is why a nation built on purely civic nationalistic ideas will, in a generation or two, end up with the cancer of communism. Ethnic nationalism prevents that, but does so very unfairly on the individualistic scale, so the balance of the two is necessary and very difficult to accomplish.
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The Lynching of LordNaziRuso Mr. "LordNaziRuso" attempted to make a career out of terrorizing and intimidating the local mexican populous.

Then the locals figured out where he was living.

While its tough for me to feel bad for the guy, seeing him cower on his rooftop as people throw bottles and rocks at his nearly naked and bloodied ass, well at least I hope he doesn't die.

Because apparently one or more of those thrown objects beaned him in the head and he's in a drug induced coma now. Oh and if you are wondering 'where were the cops during all this?' they were there. They just didn't step in until he became unresponsive.

http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/The-Cancun-Lynching-of-LordNaziRuso-Russian-YouTube-Nazi-Who-Pushed-Mexicans-Too-Far-20170520-0021.html

Do you think his free speech was infringed upon? Or did the community remove a terrorist who was targeting them? Or shit why not both :D?
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What if Michael Bay directed Ponies. That would be awesome. ^ ^d
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http://www.sapplycompass.com/

post results

The funny part is I think communism can't work, so these results are like pretty accurate, but the implications of distinct ideology are wrong I guess. Maybe that's not what this means tho, this test is different after all.
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/chat/ oldfags So what's up chat?
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Its Ebony the same as Black.
or Ebony is like light black?
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Things to be thankful for Filed under video games.

I'm so thankful I didn't buy a Nintendo Switch.

Here's why...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJP6gERPmMk

What expensive game and/or console mistakes have you avoided?
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Viper The Rapper Exchange Take a Viper, leave a Viper.
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The Story Thread: Yes Waifus Edition #Mature
Your waifu is real.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Console gamers: Pc gamers are losers!

Pc gamers: Console gamers are plebs!

Republicans: Cuck! Degenerate!

Democrats: Racist! Fascist!

Me: Why cant we be friends?
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Cute Porn #Mature
Why is cute porn so amazing?
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#Mature
How long is good enou gh
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Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner 'person of interest in Russia investigation' Story
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the month of May #Mature
it is May Month. the month to honor the true goddess of gen 3 pokemon.

I don't have time right now, but when I get home from work...we begin the celebration. ;)
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The Irrational Left Nobody's said it better than Jay does in the quibcag. Now, the left used to be more rational than it is now, because it recognized most of reality as such. It acknowledged a lot of facts that it now rejects, and many of those facts are taboo one way or another — "hate facts" or something like that. It's probably a little unfair to use the Soviet girl as an illustration for this, because at its worst, the Soviet Union was realistic about most things, and even knew better than to take communist economic theory all that seriously.

We tend to think of communism as being an enemy of Western Civilization, which indeed it was, but it wasn't really dreamed up to wreck our civilization. Marx himself would have considered most of our current social justice warriors decadent idiots, and he's have been right, too. He was concerned, however perversely, about justice for the working class. Our current left couldn't care less about the working class, which is why said working class rejected the left and voted for Trump. So whatever the left used to be, from Marx to William Jennings Bryan to Gene Debs, it is now entirely devoted to the destruction of Western Civilization, which is why it's totally abandoned reality and logic.

The quote comes from Chateau Heartiste, who says:

The Three Rs: How To Defeat Anti-White Leftoids
Good comment by Jay, who writes about the studied irrationality of the cro-modern virtue-signaling Left, and how the Maul-Right can effectively oust them from their hegemonic information gatekeeping.
There is a very important point CH has mentioned in this, which needs to be reiterated. The Left is quintessentially irrational. I’ll say it again, in case it’s not getting through. Leftists are at war with reality. This is why invoking logic, facts, irrefutable proof, superlative arguments, etc., is generally futile in dealing with them. Their entire body of expression arises out of a wilful suppression of observable fact in what could be described as a mass psychosis that is fuelled by… social esteem.
They want to be popular. They want to be liked. They want to feed off Twitbook likes, friendings, and so on. That’s why they virtue-signal: to thrive on the nectar of approval. They are of the same cloth as those who vocally supported Hitler or Stalin were cut from: go-along-to-get-alongers. They have no logic-based, robustly structured, consistent argument matrix; instead, their language is rhetorical, emotive, sensual, impulsive, hysterical, accusative. But never rational.
This opens up the means to deal with them. And that is… charitable ostracisation. Sure, refute their mantras with compelling arguments; it will serve as a public testimony to their idiocy and may plant in them a seed for future recovery, but in the interim, politely cut them off. Let them know, with solemn cadences, that their views are unacceptable to you. In short, “unfriend” them.
Ridicule, Realtalk, and Rejection are the Three Rs of successfully neutering leftoids.
Cut them quick.
Cut them up.
Cut them off.
The Left has had a monopoly on the use of Rhetoric-slash-Ridicule to disarm their enemies, which was a choice of necessity because the Left long ago abandoned Reason as an avenue to access power. It’s all sophistry and triple bankshot hypocrisy for the Left, abetted by cowardly controlled opposition epitomized in CuckRyan’s untrustworthy sanpaku eyes, and this formula has been very successful for them…..until now.
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Pedestrian accident in Times Square Why do I have to get my first news reports about events like this from England?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3589948/times-square-chaos-as-speeding-car-ploughs-into-pedestrians-in-the-new-york-tourist-centre-leaving-at-least-10-injured/
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BOOBS THREAD #Mature
Show me your boobs
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>elect billionaire president
>surprised when he proceeds to execute 24 million poor, many of whom voted for him

did u rly expect anything better from the 1%?
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#Mature
>not loving the wink


tfw you will never get to suck and lick on that plump winking clit
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WikiHow Exchange Take advice; leave advice.
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Satyr Porn #mature

>What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about?

A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
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Eggman Exchange. Take a PINGUS; leave a PINGUS.
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Psychedelia Post trippy shit.
Here's a zoom-in of pic related.
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May 17th - International day against homophobia, transphobia and biphobia. Website

>What is May 17th


>It was created in 2004 to draw the attention of policymakers, opinion leaders, social movements, the public and the media to the violence and discrimination experienced by LGBTI people internationally.


>In under a decade, May 17 has established itself the single most important date for LGBTI communities to mobilise on a worldwide scale.


>The Day represents an annual landmark to draw the attention of decision makers, the media, the public, opinion leaders and local authorities to the alarming situation faced by lesbian, gay, bisexuals, transgender and intersex people and all those who do not conform to majority sexual and gender norms.


>May 17 is now celebrated in more than 130 countries, including 37 where same-sex acts are illegal, with 1600 events reported from 1280 organizations in 2014. These mobilisations unite millions of people in support of the recognition of human rights for all, irrespective of sexual orientation or gender identity or expression.


>The International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia is not one centralised campaign; rather it is a moment that everyone can take advantage of to take action.


>The date of May 17th was specifically chosen to commemorate the World Health Organization’s decision in 1990 to declassify homosexuality as a mental disorder.


>The International Day against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia has received official recognition from several States, international institutions as the European Parliament, and by countless local authorities. Most United Nations agencies also mark the Day with specific events.
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Official comfy /chat/ reading/literature/audiobook thread figured we have a thread going for music so why not one for books?

my big new year's resolution was to start reading again and I just finished my first book of the year, Catch 22.

I enjoyed it a good bit, especially the last few chapters. if you guys have read it, let me know what you think (after some googling I can tell that popular opinion on the book is pretty divided).

I'm starting out my reading with audiobooks because they are much easier for me to focus on than...actual books.

I'm not sure what to start next but I will start it soon, I got some recs from an /oat/ thread a couple weeks ago, so some of you may have seen me post about this stuff already.
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Speedruns Post speedruns of your favorite games, be it Human or TAS, whole or segmented.

To begin, here's Ocarina of Time.
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Pony Farts 2.0 #Mature
I'm posting a new Fart thread as the old one has reached it's maximum reply limit.

As before, This thread is strictly about farting. Post pictures, stories, videos, flashes, or anything else relating to pony flatulence here, but please keep scat in the proper thread.

Also, anyone willing to do a quick fart RP, please do so here in the Chatzy pony fart chatroom. http://www.chatzy.com/23654466973966 (And please tell the chatroom's moderator to unsilence me.)
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O.A.T. #Mature
#Cyclic
It's fuckin' Friday, OATsters! New thread!
This is a mature thread, so all the normal rules of /anon/ apply. However, this an extension of /oat/, and in that vein there are some slight changes.

1. No porn dumps. You can post porn in the thread, but it would be preferred if it was done with conversation in mind. There are plenty of threads on /anon/ to dump porn.

2. Avatars, names and trips are allowed, but not required.

3. Respect the users. It's likely that /anon/ posters may venture into this thread. Be respectful, this is their board and we are being allowed to use it by the moderators. Likewise, any regulars of /anon/ are asked to be respectful of the /oat/ users in this thread. We got mod approval to make it, and we're not here to cause trouble.

Other than that, welcome and go nuts!
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Bill Nye the Science Guy? More like Bill Nye the Cringe Guy.
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Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"

Dropbox for all thread pictures since thread 4 located here:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xlfjcczmxo7oh9b/Vy3QteeIHM

Pictures and stories on Google Disk: ujeb.se/softwareponies

Website:
http://www.programmingponies.com/

Frequent Contributor List:
http://pastebin.com/smkX8eG1
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For the poster above you... "The three words I would use to describe you are as follows and I quote:"
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Bat Pony Thread MLPchan edition

Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/4jZ0HAgF

Stories listed by Bat:
http://pastebin.com/kUguJRNZ

The archives up until now are at:
http://batpony.x10host.com/

Google Disk for all thread pictures:
ujeb.se/batponies

We even have our IRC channel:
http://www.rizon.net/chat
Channel: #bat
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Background Pony Hello. I'm Flower, and I used to post here years ago. I finished reading Background Pony by shortskirtsandexplosions, and my past comes to mind. Curious to think my conversations are probably now as forgotten as those of Lyra's world, but I like to think I was helpful in my time. Just wanted to see this place again, I guess. Hope not to be distracting from any current affairs...
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It's Official: The MP3 Is Dead, After Even Its Creators Abandon It Story

>Symbolically at least, the MP3 is now officially dead, after the German research institution that helped to develop the famous (and equally infamous) standard announced that all licensing for the file format had been terminated.
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Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy (CYOA) #Mature
Continuing from >>451538, since that thread 404ed.

This is "Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy", a CYOA story about exactly what it says on the tin. It was originally titled "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy", until the puzzle was solved.

The story so far can be read here:
https://pastebin.com/bWF6prMS
Ignore any mention of Glimmer's sight; that's an error.

If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:

I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.

Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.

This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.

I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.

I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.

That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
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>Dylann Roof reveals to judge that he would rather die than be labeled autistic

alt-tistic right BTFO
>Roof had a bowl haircut because he believed his forehead was too large.
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-south-carolina-dylan-roof-201711-story.html
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Hugs thread!

For hugging.
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I won! That's right.

I won.

my choice of a free bagel or donut

What have you won lately?
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The Story Thread: No Waifus Edition #mature
Suck it weebs.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Another reason to not open e-mail https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/12/hospitals-across-england-hit-by-large-scale-cyber-attack

>The unprecedented attacks appeared to have been carried out by hackers using a tool stolen from the National Security Agency (NSA) in the US.


>Kaspersky Lab, a cybersecurity company based in Moscow, estimated that 45,000 attacks had been carried out in 74 countries, mostly in Russia. In a blogpost, it added that the totals could be “much, much higher”.


Dis gonna b gud.
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#Mature
Are you feeling brave? Then take a screenshot of your search history. Deleting anything is cheating.
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Since the political compass meme always works so well, why not try a better(?) test.

https://8values.github.io/index.html
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A patriot is fully aware of his country's flaws and weaknesses.
An insecure twat will plug their ears and get violent at the slightest mention of those.

A patriot puts in effort to alleviate these flaws and avoid making common mistakes.
An insecure twat will actively contribute to the ruin of his country, which won't stop him about bitching about said ruin, however.

A patriot is familiar with the numerous victories and defeats of his nation, and how they shaped the country he lives in now.
An insecure twat sees his country's achievements as his own and ignores hardships.

A patriot truly loves their country, and can therefore relate and see the point of view of other patriots around the globe.
An insecure twat takes even mildest criticism of his country or people as a personal attack. Despite foaming at the mouth in defence of MUH FATHERLAND many will hop across the border, given the chance.

A patriot is willing to research past the biased homeland sources to get the full, less subjective picture.
An insecure twat will eat up even the most blatant of propaganda without a second thought.

I don't have a problem with patriots. They're odd, but usually good people.
It's the latter that need to go.

Pic unrelated.
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Today saw this newspaper
And the section of "rentals" have this picture

It's politically correct?
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Monstergirls game thread #Mature
Working in the “boyfriend for hire” must be hard, what ever drove you to it anon, you just got you first customer.

Roll for what race she is:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
You get one free re-roll on any of the rolls.


https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d8 for what body type she has:
1. The norm of their race
2. Loli
3. Fit
4. Bottom heavy
5. Big breast
6. Shortstack
7. Curvy
8 CC (She also gains a CC personality in addition to what you roll)
8. Choose one

Of course you have to know what type of girl she is. Roll 1d8:
1. Quiet and a shut-in
2. Yandere
3. Hyper active
4. Thundere
5. Extremely perverted
6. Love bird
7. Dominant
8. Roll again, But this time it becomes an extreme form.

Her fetish is also quite important, considering that you are hired by her for a reason. Roll 1d10:
1. Eye contact
2. Nympho. Hope that you can keep up.
3. Maledom
4. Femdom
5. Reverse-gangbang. (She’ll has a lot of doppelganger potions) So there will be a lot of her gangbanging you.
6. Impregnation
7. Humiliation
8. BDSM
9. Rape
10. Roll twice

And there’s one more thing you should know… Roll 1d6
1. She has a twin sister. They look exactly alike and you are hired to take care of them both. She even has the same fetish.
2. There is a reason she had to hire you instead of just getting a boyfriend. She is a bit mad. Sometimes she believes things like that if you don’t fill up her womb with your seed, the world will explode and things like that.
3. She likes to augment herself using potions and magic. Some minor and some massiv. Like larger breast or mouth tentacles and everything in between. They are all temporary unless you tell her to keep them. (They can still be removed at a later date)
4. She is addicted to sex drugs, things like manticore venom or Alraune Nectar. You are required to take it too. So you might be taking them for the better part of the day. Naturally, she’ll take a lot of them too. (this is perfectly legal in MGC)
5. She is a hybrid between two different monster girls. When she was in her mother's womb a lich did some experiments on her and she was the result. And she is a bit afraid that people will fear her for it. Roll for another race. (If you have a chimera, roll 4 times.)
6. Choose one.

And now, How long did she hire you for? Roll 1d
1. 1 day
2. 1 week
3. 2 weeks
4. One month
5. A year
6. You got to decide how long you wanted this contract.

So Anon, Who and what is she? Will you enjoy your time with her? What would it be like? If you want to, you could make the contract permanent. Just saying.
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It aint easy being blue pilled but someone has to do it.
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Your scary thought for the day https://www.wired.com/2017/05/trees-will-die-will/

tl:dr Trees are dying at an accelerated rate.
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NationStates Hello, /chat/!

Now that I have your attention, I'm here to let people know that we have a NationStates region people can join.

What is NationStates? It's a silly website that allows you to make a country and respond to issues that shape that country in various facets. Some make little sense, others make more sense; and all of them are silly.

Without further ado, here's the link to the region, Oatland. The password to join is fagetz.

We also have a Discord server for member nations.

Recently, due to too much bureaucratic red tape in the implementation of new regional laws and the like, Oatland became an empire, but each country within it still operates fully autonomously. This makes it easier to implement changes. It doesn't change how the game is played at all, because it's all fluff.

In any case, if you're interested, feel free to hop on board and make a nation or reawaken an old one.
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Secret Menu Items We don't have a thread on this subject. I stumbled over this YouTube channel and thought a foodie thread would be cool.

Two guys, three restaurants, New York City, one video.

I've already had an urging for the first burger and figured out an easy way to duplicate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxJhNLCdAU

Also this will be the place to post your various secret menu item experiences, if any.

Allez Cuisine!
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#Mature
You're horny and want to fap. What is the first website you typically go to looking for porn?

me: https://derpibooru.org/search?q=first_seen_at.gt%3A3+days+ago&sd=desc&sf=score
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If Rainbow Dash was rich she'd be Rainbow Cash.
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Youtube captions Post em
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Despite email hacks and leaks, France has elected moderate centrist Macron by a landslide.
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do your worst to me~

fuck me, rape me, hurt me as you please~~~
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>browsing /a/ for info on nyaa backups
>see this
How did this get past uBlock? What the hell, Hiroyuki?
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/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, February 22th:
1744 – War of the Austrian Succession: The Battle of Toulon causes several Royal Navy captains to be court-martialed, and the Articles of War to be amended.
1862 – Jefferson Davis is officially inaugurated for a six-year term as the President of the Confederate States of America in Richmond, Virginia. He was previously inaugurated as a provisional president on February 18, 1861.
1915 – World War I: The Imperial German Navy institutes unrestricted submarine warfare.


>News

CK2 DD41 - Secret Religious Cults
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-41-secret-religious-cults.999496/

EU4 - 14/02
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-14th-of-february-2017.999636/

>Random Country Picker

http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod

https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge

http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod

https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w

>>[CK2] - After The End

https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016

http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7

http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10

http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod

http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/169135807
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Oh-whoa-oo-oh-oo I
Want a hentai
Girl for me
To make me happy

I want her so I can
Stop using my hand
Every single day
While watching anime

I'd pull her from my screen
And just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch
Mainly on my crotch (Oh my~)

I waaant my own hentaiii girl
And she would sing!

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la [x46]


Masturbate to cartoons!
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Seduce the mane 6 #Mature
How to seduce the mane 6:
Here's what 5 minutes of thought combined with my superpower called not being retarded yielded, from easy to hard:

Rarity: Own something she wants. She comes to flirt with you. You call her out on her bullshit. Say that she's going to have to give you a bit more that blue balls to get what she wants and that if she does both her tricks and what happens next stays a secret

Applejack: No nonsense pony. Give her a no nonsense reason to fuck you (for example stress relief) and she will

Pinkie Pie: You don't seduce her. She just takes what she wants and doesn't have moral qualms about. Make sure you're that and she'll take you

Rainbow Dash: Pump her full of adrenaline by doing something new and exiting with her then make a lewd suggestion while it's still fresh in her veins

Fluttershy: Just ask her out and comfort her whenever she gets embarrassed. Discord is your bigger problem here. He won't dare seriously harm you, but he's going to pull some bullshit on you. Take it stoically then laugh at him for being a jealous "friend" good naturedly. Once he gives up claim your prize.

Twilight Sparkle: Make her think that you overshadow her by achieving something great. It doesn't have to be as great as the things Twilight has achieved, since Twilight's self-esteem doesn't quite match her achievements, but it has to be great enough
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Smug Thread Im going to an anime/gaming convention today so lets get a smug thread started and when I get back I hope to see many smug faces.
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The Story Thread: Re-Burg Edition #Mature
Because the previous burg got eaten prematurely.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Descartes’s brain had a bulging frontal cortex Story
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The "Back in MY day" meme... alright so I was at work tonight and this older guy came in, probably approaching 50, and there was this woman who came in too and she was probably around 40, and I don't know why but one of them made a comment about some really old TV show (can't remember the name of it unfortunately) and my co-worker said "What's that?" and the older people started cracking up and saying shit like "oh god you are so YOUNG!" (now for the record I had actually heard of the show despite the fact that I can't remember what it was called)

so this of course led to the two older people discussing the show a little bit, and then other shows from their generation/youth, and here's the thing, the thing that older people ALWAYS say about old TV that is such unbelievable bullshit: "TV shows these days aren't allowed to be politically incorrect! You couldn't get away with what they used to now, it's completely different!"

anyone who has seen like, a single episode of South Park, Family Guy, Rick And Morty or pretty much any [adult swim] show, like literally ANY of them, knows that the "shows can't be politically incorrect anymore" idea is such a load of fucking garbage, it's such a ridiculously ignorant thing to say.

and the most ironic part is, what they say about getting away with shit, is the complete OPPOSITE of what is true. TV shows, especially cartoons, are much, much more vulgar/graphic than ever, even moreso than just a decade or two ago. the amount of swear words that go unbleeped on cable has increased dramatically (I remember when "shit", "asshole", "dick", "tits", "faggot" etc. were ALWAYS bleeped, and now they are said frequently in TV-14 shows).

the level of violence allowed on TV has skyrocketed. and keep in mind I'm just talking about cable, not even the premium shit. but look at the kind of gore that Family Guy gets away with...it's often disgusting imo. you would never, EVER see/hear that kind of shit in a cable TV show that came out before the 90s.

in the 90s, it was considered controversial when Seinfeld did an episode about masturbation--even though they didn't actually show masturbation or even say the WORD masturbation. that is how far we have come. also reminder that a few years ago South Park did an episode where the white creators said "nigger" unbleeped over a hundred times and this was watched by millions of people on cable. and guess what? the fucking world didn't end.

now don't get me wrong I hate SJWs as much as the next guy but I hate seeing people act like political incorrectness is in some massive danger of oppression/censorship when, if anything, pop culture/popular media is more politically incorrect than ever.

people at the store I work at, teenagers, they walk in talking "faggot this" and "faggot that", and NO ONE CARES. there is like one person I have witnessed IRL who actually got offended by something like this. and keep in mind I live in MA which is a massively liberal state, in general.

/end rant
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Hi!

Sup Ponychan?
What's up?
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artistic nudity #Mature
thread for images that contain nudity but not in a context that is solely erotic/sexual/for the purpose of getting off.
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
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Could be a happening on the horizon http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4471696/Royal-staff-called-London-emergency-meeting.html

No firm details about the reasons why Buckingham Palace has called a very rare meeting of this scope.

Queen Elisabeth has been quietly eliminating her life long standings with organizations and travel outside London. The same was true of her husband, Prince Philip, who turned 90 over five years ago.

Other immediate members of the Royal family are closing out their more independent lives and are returning to Buckingham Palace.

We may be looking at a royal death very shortly.
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Judge Roberts to oversee Bankruptcy >A little-noticed provision in a bill signed into law in 2016 places the fate of Puerto Rico in the hands of the Supreme Court's chief justice.

>After Puerto Rico filed for the equivalent of bankruptcy protection Wednesday, the immediate question was which judge would be appointed to oversee the case.


>Turns out that's up to Chief Justice John Roberts.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/05/04/puerto-rico-bankruptcy-john-roberts/101277530/

Some people just have too much power.

I wonder if other municipalities will come to the Supremes,when they go bankrupt...like Chicago.
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Hugs Thread #Mature
for hugging!
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So, do you think I can get away with Marxposting if I cover it up with qt doggos?
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Secret Service looking for a new AR style weapon According to an article republished through Popular Science (which has been publishing a lot of pro-gun articles lately), the US Secret Service will offer a contract starting in 2018 for a five year period.

More details including a link to the feds for a PDF on exactly what they want and the conditions for the testing are found here:

http://www.range365.com/secret-service-looking-for-new-ar-style-rifle-in-556
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Gentlemen, I propose a challenge.
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Why Wont the Ride Ever End? Why was there a Civil War? Also did I tell you how much I love Jackson as a president.
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The Story Thread: Operator Chan edition #Mature

I don't even know if I did this right. lol

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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It aint easy being red pilled but someone has to do it.
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Anti-vaxxers are invading my community and commenters are using it as an excuse to blame immigrants for believing the lies instead of the people telling them.

If it was white kids getting sick there wouldn't be a peep. There will be no not-calling-a-spade-a-spade here. Those commenters are racist. Their calls for deportation betrays the assumption that the anti-vaxxers weren't born here.

http://www.startribune.com/in-minnesota-measles-outbreak-health-officials-fight-a-two-front-war/420786463/
http://www.twincities.com/2017/04/27/minnesota-measles-outbreak-grows-to-29-cases-spreads-to-stearns-county/
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#Mature
Which of this 3 would you prefer?
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I cant see the Mature Tag.....
Am I crazy?
well maybe, but I ment to say "where is it?
Dont want to post evil when the children are watching.
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http://ricepuritytest.com/

How impure are you /oat/? I scored 78.
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I fell in love with this series of pictures.
but they are super explisit to use here and show to you people the pictures.
I try to make the "save version" but I think I did a bad job.

Do you know any tips to make it better?
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Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think #Mature
Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.

All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).

Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.

Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:

https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/209647.html

Also here is the previous piss thread, in autosage (autosage is after 400 posts):

https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/203693.html

Let's all embrace our perversions!

Oh, and please don't spoil any images, we already have the Mature tag.
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So i finally found a half-decent if still obviously but not obstructively American political test at 8values.github.io

As i'm sending this from several toasters i'll type my scores:
55.1% egalitarian, 44.9% market liberal
51.9% militarist, 48.1% peaceful
47.9% liberal, 52.1% authoritarian
38.1% traditionalist, 61.9% progressive
The site (correctly) identifies me as a centrist.
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The Garden >Eden's garden,we have come from the End to the beginning

Referencing to the earliest point in Biblical history

>there is no beginning,this Ocean has no floor


Pointing out that if Time has no ending,it has no beginning.

Which is interesting,if you could go back in time....much like space there might not actually be an ending point.

Rhialto the Marvelous:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAG48e5aF4k
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Power Outages 4/21/17 OK, who turned off the power?

Seriously, one major city going down is odd enough. But LA, San Francisco and New York all going critical at the same hour?

Was /pol/ right again?

https://twitter.com/pge4me?lang=en

If you are mobile and in any of the affected cities, share what you know here.
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The Story Thread: Easter Edition #Mature
Happy Easter everyone!

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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#Mature
Hey there lads. It's been a few years since I've been here, last time I was around I really only posted in the tulpa generals. Don't know if you still have them anymore, certainly didn't have a /chat/ though.

Recently remembered you guys because I stumbled across an old bittorrent sync folder I'd got from here. Just wanted you all to know that even though I don't use chans anymore you all have a special place in my heart and I had a tonne of fun on here when I couldn't anywhere else.

Also have some porn I found in that folder I guess.
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Take This Quiz http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/quizzes/take_quiz/14


Your empathy score is 44 out of 110, indicating a low level of empathy in general.
Our empathy quiz measures two particular dimensions of empathy. Your score suggests that you don’t have a strong ability to sense other people's emotions—the dimension of empathy known as “affective empathy.” This means that you may be relatively unaffected by other people's emotional states, and you may not usually feel moved to intervene when people show signs of distress.
Your score also suggests that you have a moderate ability to put yourself in others' shoes and imagine what they might be thinking or feeling—the dimension of empathy known as “cognitive empathy.” Your ability to take other people's perspectives may sometimes help you communicate and negotiate more effectively in your personal and professional relationships, and it may also make you less likely to rely on stereotypes when trying to understand others' behavior.
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Neil Gorsuch casts deciding vote on Execution Allowing the execution of Ledell Lee,one of twelfth men on the Arkansas Death Row

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/04/21/gorsuch_votes_to_let_arkansas_execute_ledell_lee.html

>Lee insisted upon his innocence from the day of his arrest through the night of his execution. He implored Arkansas to let him take a DNA test and compare the results to DNA collected at the scene of the murder he allegedly committed, but the state refused. Lee also presented evidence that his trial attorney provided ineffective assistance of counsel and that the presiding judge lacked neutrality


Hmmm tough call.

Something is rotting in the State of Arkansas:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr4Ek08FEFs
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Political Compass Time Good evening everyone.
If any of you remember me, I am pleased to be back for this amount of time, but I am not sure if I will be back on here for a while after this, if ever. So, for this evening, I would like to stir the pot and ask you all to not only take this political compass test and show your results, but to also say what party or political philosophy you go by. Feel free to join in!

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
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Press F to pay respects
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Sorry, Not Sorry Hey, Don! Nice presidency you got there! Sure would be awful if someone charged you with Money Laundering under the RICO Act!
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Anyone who hasn't figured out that Trump is as bad -if not worse- as the "swamp" is in complete denial.
Hopefully this is a wakeup call to America.
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Ad content in your Windows 10 installation? It's more likely than you think.

Granted this is old news to some, but really? In-app shilling and OS paid upgrades for cloud storage?
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Cassini begins suicide mission. Story

>Are Saturn’s rings ancient or young? It’s time to place your bets, for NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, which has spent the past 13 years exploring the planet and its moons, is finally swooping close enough to take a look.


>On 26 April, it will thread the gap between the gas giant and its rings in the first of 22 week-long orbits that will culminate in September with a fiery and fatal plunge into the atmosphere. The Grand Finale, as NASA is calling the forays, should help answer questions about Saturn’s atmosphere and interior. But most of all, it should end a debate about the mass of the water ice rings, which is a big clue to their age—whether they are 4.5 billion years old, nearly as old as the planet, or much younger. The Cassini team has a betting pool on the mass: $5 a wager, due before the first orbit.
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Politics thread: genocidal centrism edition How do you feel knowing that horseshoe theory is real and the people who are going to kill us all are in the center
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Who should buy 4chan.org? #Mature
If given the choice, who would you rather have buy the site from liar and excessively greedy asshole Hiroyuki?

>Milo


>Former mod from before the cuckening


>Richard Lowtax Kyanka


OR is 4chan.org dead to you?
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>when memories you've been repressing for years suddenly re-surface
Well fuck
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ad content fail Burger King's new ad encourages people to ask Google Home to say what a Whopper is. The problem is that people can edit the Wikipedia page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Krn-DH3tw
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Dr Passenger, I'm CPD

You don't get to stay on my aircraft

Looks like...
...he didn't fly so good
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The Year of Our Kek, 2017
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Two Charged Over Swatting >Two young men, one from the UK and another from the US, have been charged with “Swatting” Tyran Dobbs, who was shot in the head and chest with rubber bullets by police after his home was raided.

http://kotaku.com/two-charged-over-swatting-that-left-victim-shot-in-the-1794236131

The day "BRO" decided that speed dialing the Cops was a great idea.

Shame that is illegal.
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The Story Thread: Bad Fanfiction Edition #Mature

It's like a poison.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Well, since we are on the precipice of World War 3, it's been fun.
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The New Silk Road So the first train full of goodies departed on the new silk road today, from the UK via Belgium, Germany, Poland, Belarus, Russia, Kazakhstan until it arrives in western China, though 6000 have arrived from China already in the past year.

The transport is a lot faster than boat-travel (45 days versus 14 days) and a lot cheaper than travel by air, so it's got some serious potential, especially for the food industry.
Naturally if it is to expand it will require a certain level of trust and thus peace between those countries mentioned, but as unlikely as that might seem to some it is already growing quite quickly, from 6 trains from China to Europe in 2011 to the aforementioned 6000 in 2016, and as the one-time end of the old silk road system heralded in the start of the ages of colonialism this change may herald in its final end.

And as China has used its considerable influence to establish and finance this network in its country and those countries connected by it, as well as in potential alternatives, it seems this new silk road has a proper guardian already too, meaning that the project may very well be here to stay and change the course of history once more.

Naturally it is not really good news for a country like my own that really appreciates transport by sea, but as the network is quicker it may ultimately net a positive outcome for us anyway as our food industry is unmatched in its efficiency; we'll be able to dump our seas of milk and our mountains of cheese, milk, butter, meat and fish far more efficiently with it.

The source is: http://www.elsevier.nl/buitenland/achtergrond/2017/04/china-blaast-eeuwenoude-zijderoute-nieuw-leven-in-488455/ , which is in dutch.
(there are probably similar articles in english as well, but i didn't feel like searching)
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https://arstechnica.com/business/2017/04/kentucky-coal-museum-is-installing-solar-panels-on-its-roof/

I never thought I'd say it, but I'm glad Thatcher didn't get blow up by the IRA. She had the right idea.
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Fuck this country and everyone in it >It's cool guys he's a malignant narcissist sociopath whose ill thought out policies will do unimaginable harm to everyone in the US and the world while enriching himself but he ordered a strike on an airfield after giving advance warning!

>SO PRESIDENTIAL FUCK MY TIGHT ASSHOLE TRUMP!


I fucking love our media.
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Will Hayden gets life in prison And they haven't gotten to his second trial with his daughter and a fourth minor.

http://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/courts/article_a93d7a6a-1bad-11e7-8c58-9b96239d3134.html

I'll never get the concept of multiple life sentences.
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So, we just bombed Syria
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California prepares to pass Tax Hike >Governor Brown as Lord Arux

http://abc7.com/traffic/california-gas-tax-fee-hike-vote-nears/1842207/

>Senator Kevin De Leon as Master Rudd


Tax is supposed to fix potholes and roads but the State technically already has taxes in place for that.

What happens if they can't pass taxes with a Supermajority?

Well then the State will be totally fucked for slightly obvious reasons,the roads especially.
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Mating machines. >In recently published research, scientists detail a set of experiments in which robots — real, physical machines — improved themselves through a kind of digital Darwinism. The bots, each drawing from a collective "gene pool," competed with one another over multiple generations, gradually swapping genetic material in a process akin to sexual reproduction. The research article appeared in the journal Frontiers in Robotics and AI.

>Researchers from Vassar College set up an experiment in which 10 small-wheeled robots — all of them a model of the Ana BBot, manufactured by Johuco Ltd. — were issued the same task: to gather beams of light while avoiding certain obstacles. Each bot was also issued its own set of "genes" — a specific pattern of wires connected to pins on a circuit board.


>After each robot completed its tasks, pairs of individual bots were sorted into five ranks by order of fitness. From there, a randomized mating algorithm was used to determine which parental genomes would be combined to produce the next generation of robots.


Source
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Mr. Warmth, RIP Don Rickles, the master of insult comedy, died today at the age of 90.

Best known today as the voice of Mr. Potato Head in the Pixar Toy Story films, Don got his start in the 50's and became a made member of the Vegas Rat Pack when he heckled Frank Sinatra when he came into his performance late.

Don gave zero fucks about who he heckled. He considered being invited by Sinatra to do a gig at one of President Reagan's White House birthday parties as the pinnacle of his career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8
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What do y'all think of /mlpol/?

http://boards.4chan.org/mlpol/
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I never understood that stereotype Saying that asian people have yellow skin; I've never encountered a single asian person with even a vaguely yellow tinted skin, they're usually whiter than White people
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/34929753/gender-bias-fairytales-facing-the-chop-under-new-relationships-program-in-victoria-schools/#page1

>The Respectful Relationship program wants the likes of Cinderella, Snow White and Rapunzel analysed and compared to modern stories that challenge gender norms.


>The program argues that traditional tales can create unrealistic standards as well as a “sense of entitlement in boys and lower self-esteem in girls”.


>Children are set to play a decisive role in what gets the chop too, acting as “fairytale detectives” to compare the roles of male and female characters in their favourite stories.
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Californian arrests are down And Derpy wants to know why.

>Some shocking statistics on arrests by California police between 2013 and 2015 have residents worried and experts scrambling for answers.


>Arrests by the Los Angeles Police Department fell by 25% between 2013 and 2015 with similar drops all across the state. Not surprisingly, the crime rate has risen during the same period of time.


Drinking is bad m'kay?

http://california.arrests.org/Arrests/Yvette_Ortiz_30847983/
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The Story Thread: Butts Edition #Mature
By popular demand.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Trump makes it official So much for keeping a lid on our rights on the Internet...

http://fortune.com/2017/04/03/trump-broadband-privacy-rules/

And this isn't the end. More rule changes are in the works.
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"Why can't america have a grown up conversation..." My rothbard-libertarian friend (read: the capitalist libertarians) thinks this guy is 'smart' and his youtube speechy thing is 'well researched'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09RvU9_m30Q

I don't. I actually think its pretty poor quality. He prefaces what he's going to say with some statistics and observations that seem pretty agreeable, but also by shoehorning everyone into two camps about 'obamacare'. For his video being about why we cant have discussions about these things, he demonstrates its because the meme-tier shit we've heard about it takes the place of what it actually is for folks like him.

"There is no magic bullet" - of course there isn't, if there were, would we have called it 'magic' in the first place? Someone twisted a redundant statement into a meme. 'Smart!' lol I'm not seeing it. He seems to suggest all Obamacare aka the Affordable Care Act did was get healthcare for people that couldn't afford it and didn't really make anything cheaper; but it targeted pricing and other ways in which the industry is run. It never gets cheaper it only gets more expensive, what are americans waiting on? Will they wait to death?

Beyond that, its not hard to tell what the problem is in the healthcare system; America has an entire industry as a 'middle man' and its so profitable other people have got their hands in the money pot that probably shouldn't, like drug companies and elected officials. Thats why single pay is the closest thing to putting a metaphorical bullet into the insurance industry; we shouldn't be paying a middle man that grew into an industry in the first place. If he was looking for a solution that would 'make everyone happy' I think he really needs lay off the ganj and try again when sober.buuuut America can't have a grown up conversation... get this snowflake out of here his video is not smart or well researched. Who really thought ACA would 'fix everything' and be a panacea in the first place? Surely not this guy.
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https://www.thenation.com/article/police-arrested-this-cop-watch-activist-but-then-recorded-themselves-by-accident/

Reminder that police in the US are fat, incompetent, sociopathic shitbags who go around looking for ways to fuck over innocent people who dare to try to hold them accountable; basically failed jocks who could never achieve power over others any other way and who needed the easiest way to keep living like high school and bullying those weaker than themselves.
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>The Nazis were not the enemy, it was his comrades.
>Knowing what you have learned about the treatment of individuals that experienced gender dysphoria during WW2, which military force of the major Allied (or Axis) powers would have treated a trans/pan/moe/extra gendered human the best?
>MOE gendered
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Make bad and spooky posts. It does not matter to me if they must take away liberty or livelihood; the choices of the US government must be fulfilled at any and all costs, lest we allow uncivilized hicks the light of day.
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Those Magnificent Bastards! #Mature
Today being April Fools Day, the admins at halfchan merged a number of their boards to rustle the maximum number of jimmies.

Behold what happens when the janitors merged /pol/ with /mlp/

Glorious!

More screen shots forthcoming.
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#Mature
clop thread?
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Wall Street is hard >A Hedge funder with ties to Bernie Madoff.,jumped to his death from a hotel in New York.

http://fortune.com/2017/03/28/john-paul-charles-murphy-suicide-new-york/

Rest in Peace.

Have you hugged a financier today?
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https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/28/married-republican-lawmaker-told-teenage-prostitute-he-wanted-to-fk-his-boy-pussy/

Oklahoma state Senator Ralph Shortey, a senior member of Donald Trump’s primary campaign team in Oklahoma, married and with children, arrested and charged with child prostitution for hiring a 17 year old, male prostitute.

“I’m gonna f**k you like a good little boy if you keep calling me daddy.”

He also referred to having sex with the teen’s “boy pussy, baby boy”.

>alt-right rising star in Republican party

>pics of himself with gunz like all the new generation of conservative pols

>wants to fuck boys, talks about 'boypussy'


the next few decades are gonna be hilarious/insane.
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When Rob Schneider is putting you in check it's time to re-evaluate your entire world view.
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Determinism Between genetic predisposition and environmental factors, we are left with little to no actual free will. The decisions we make in any given situation are a result of these.
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see eu later >yfw article 50 has been triggered and it's independence day

Post smug niges
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Philosophy Discuss philosophy
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Will all video games basically be this JonTron type of shit going forward?
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Some fresh conspiracy theories The FBI probably leaked fake info to House Intelligence Chair Nunes to get him to dance like he did, and out himself as a hole in national security.

Mike Flynn is probably squealing to the FBI right now on an immunity deal, which is why Page, Manafort and Stone are about to go perjure themselves in front of congress regarding Russia and why a bunch of Trump friendly media is suddenly attacking Flynn.

Trump's administration wont outlast Paul Ryan's speakership and a bunch of them are going to rot in a federal prison.
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ITT: Let's be less NEET. Rolling.
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>the moment you realize how retarded /pol/ really is I just heard someone in Discord unironically saying how people who haven't reproduced shouldn't be allowed to vote.
I don't wanna radicalize people more than they already are but some of these idiots deserve a good punch to the head... not that it would help anything.
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The Story Thread:Yoko Taro edition #Mature
The absolute madman.

http://www.fndkp.net/pony.html
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Whomst'd exchange Whomst might you be?
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Every year or so I come back, hoping to recapture a semblance of the good times I used to have.

Every year I get more and more disappointed. No more /anon/, no more /space/, cancerous reCAPTCHA botnet. I may have been living in a shitty hotel, barely getting by, but watching ponies and shitposting on mlpchan made things not seem so hopeless, and I still have such fond memories of it.

You can never go home, and you can never go back to mlpchan.
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Whats ~Really~ Causing American White 'Genocide'? ooc; oldfags might remember I posted this topic as something like 'whats really killing white america' maybe more than a year back; well new research is out

When we hear about 'white genocide' its rarely without context; but lets unpack what white america is really dying from in this new research shall we?
https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/6_casedeaton.pdf

Previous studies have indicated an increased rate in premature deaths and a drop in life expectancy for white americans. Even while the rest of the world gets healthier and lives longer, regardless of parts hit worse by the 00's recession abroad, white america is barely managing improvements in the same life expectancy areas - but is offsetting any gains with active and passive suicide methods including drug and alcohol related deaths and diseases of them.
>Mortality declines from the two biggest killers in middle age—cancer and heart disease—
were offset by marked increases in drug overdoses, suicides, and alcohol-related liver
mortality in this period. By 2014, rising mortality in midlife, led by these “deaths of despair,” was large enough to offset mortality gains for children and the elderly.



Not only that, but the rest of the developed world's poor are getting better improvements in healthcare and health while our American White poor, not so much really.
>Mortality rates in comparable rich countries have continued their pre-millennial fall at the rates that used to characterize the US. In contrast to the US, mortality rates in Europe are falling for those with low levels of educational attainment, and are doing so more rapidly than mortality rates for
those with higher levels of education.



The researchers have coined these deaths as 'deaths of despair'; so we know whats killing White America technically and that it started about 1999 and we knew it years ago when I first heard about these studies. Now we have a proposal for why.

>We propose a preliminary but plausible story in which cumulative disadvantage over life, in the labor market, in marriage and child outcomes, and in health, is triggered by progressively worsening labor market opportunities at the time of entry for whites with low levels of education. This account, which fits much of the data, has the profoundly negative implication that policies, even ones that successfully improve earnings and jobs, or redistribute income, will take many years to reverse
the mortality and morbidity increase, and that those in midlife now are likely to do much worse in old age than those currently older than 65.


How's that make you feel, particularly those that are White Americans if you are one? And if you aren't; what do you think will dig White Americans out of killing themselves?

"It's as if poorly educated whites have now taken over from blacks as the lowest rung of society in terms of mortality rates."

Makes me feel like seizing those means and soaking the rich with single payer. *oink*

npr's article is here if you want it http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/23/521083335/the-forces-driving-middle-aged-white-peoples-deaths-of-despair
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bad-dragon has a new redesigned mary horse pussy sleeve
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Wholesome Exchange Give to your friends; take what they give.
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No New Healtcare Bill vote for you Rather than try to have a discussion in a bait thread, let's talk about the people in the US Congress who may derail the vote on the House bill ending The Affordable Care Act.

Who are the fiscal conservatives who make up the near 40 representative who will prevent the GOP bill from passing and allow the Affordable Care Act, or ACA for short, to stand?

A loose and unofficial list of politicians includes members of both houses. Some are proud of their stand against many of the issues that came to light after the Democratic bill became law, including calling out the mandatory participation in the insurance programs and the list of ten benefits, many of which did not apply to all the millions of Americans who would never use them.

The group is currently led by Rep. Mark Meadows, a North Carolina Republican. Other prominent members include Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan, Idaho Rep. Raul Labrador, Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks, South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford and Michigan Rep. Justin Amash.

Update:
As of Friday, March 24 at 3:35PM East Coast time, the GOP bill has been withdrawn from the floor of the House of Representatives. The vote on the replacement for the ACA
has been canceled.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/health-care-vote-the-latest-news/

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/23/politics/what-is-the-freedom-caucus/index.html
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So why aren't we talking about this? Gorillaz have finally dropped some videos of songs from their new album. Saturnz Barz is pretty good from an animation standpoint. And there isn't any sign of unwelcomed political drama like the last sample they released.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PUQCvIA
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White Supremacist Fears Backlash For Racial Murder By White Supremacist Andrew Anglin, founder of Daily Stormer, fears that a recent racially motivated slaying by fellow White Supremacist & Army Vet James Jackson of a homeless black man will bring backlash on peaceful white supremacists and neo nazis.

He states in a letter;
>“White Supremacy is a religion of peace, and the overwhelming majority of White Supremacists are peaceful members of society who do not agree with stabbing random black people with swords,” he wrote. “The attack has nothing at all to do with the religion of White Supremacy.”
>Anglin also warned fellow white supremacists will “be subject to unfair scrutiny and prejudice” as a result of this attack, arguing people who dress or look like neo-Nazis “will be unfairly discriminated against.”
>“It’s time for society to rally around White Supremacists, and show that we don’t blame them for the single act of someone who wrongly used their beliefs for evil”

He also states
>“white supremacists are under no obligation to apologize for this attack.”

Well what about it then? Shall we, society, rally around and defend the White Supremacists? Or are we under no obligation to engage in white supremacist/neo nazi apologism on their behalf?
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Where were you when the Republican party imploded So Paul Ryan is telling Trump he can't deliver the votes on healthcare repeal and the GOP Intelligence committee Chair Nunes is executing a suicide strategy to poison the house Russia investigation...

Boy America really made the right call.
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#Mature
haha! guys, check out this sick ban I just got.
I didn't even check the pic I was uploading. It was in my non-lewds folder, so I thought it was safe.
Looks like the Janitor boys took a closer look than I did!!
xD
Need to wipe that cum FROSTING off your face???!
^______________^

(the pic)

(edit: "frosting")
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Shia TheBeef and his flagstream ""Shia LeBeouf's anti-Trump roving art project, "He Will Not Divide Us," has found a new home at FACT, the Foundation for Art and Creative Technology, in Liverpool, England.

The project has already moved twice after the Museum of the Moving Image in New York City "abandoned" it, according to the He Will Not Divide Us website, first to Albuquerque, New Mexico and later to an unknown location."

"LaBeouf and his collaborators Nastja Säde Rönkkö and Luke Turner believe the project will fare better in Europe, saying, "Events have shown that America is simply not safe enough for this artwork to exist.""

Round 2: FIGHT!
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Cringe post cringe
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/fbi-director-to-testify-on-russian-interference-in-the-presidential-election/2017/03/20/cdea86ca-0ce2-11e7-9d5a-a83e627dc120_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_fbidirector-750a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.40f13c8e17d7

>no evidence of wiretapping

>Russia might've interfered with US election
>FBI doing investigation

Shit's going down. For the record I still think it's amazing that Trump got this accusation from what some random guy said on Fox News and is still not rescinding it. It'd be funny if it wasn't so horrifying.
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