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Pony Farts 2.0#Mature I'm posting a new Fart thread as the old one has reached it's maximum reply limit.
As before, This thread is strictly about farting. Post pictures, stories, videos, flashes, or anything else relating to pony flatulence here, but please keep scat in the proper thread.
Also, anyone willing to do a quick fart RP, please do so here in the Chatzy pony fart chatroom. http://www.chatzy.com/23654466973966 (And please tell the chatroom's moderator to unsilence me.)
Another Saturday shooting Arcan Cetin, a Turkish born man who was in the US legally, stole a number of guns from his father and went on a rampage in a Macy's store in Burlington, WA., killing five people before leaving the store.
Still images from store cameras show that Arcan was brandishing what appeared to be a Ruger 10/22 rifle. Considering that he managed to kill five people, it is doubtful it was the .22LR rifle but the more powerful 10/44 rifle.
No one gets lucky enough to kill anyone, let alone five people, with a .22 rifle.
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#Mature Cringe thread
alright (horse)fuckers, first music thread on the new /chat/.
post whatever you are listening to RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT and any other music you feel like sharing.
#Mature any doodlers, wanna add their own style adoptable bugycorn base upon dis banner?
I want to marry Sakura.
O.A.T.#Mature #Cyclic It's fuckin' Friday, OATsters! New thread! This is a mature thread, so all the normal rules of /anon/ apply. However, this an extension of /oat/, and in that vein there are some slight changes.
1.No porn dumps. You can post porn in the thread, but it would be preferred if it was done with conversation in mind. There are plenty of threads on /anon/ to dump porn.
2.Avatars, names and trips are allowed, but not required.
3.Respect the users. It's likely that /anon/ posters may venture into this thread. Be respectful, this is their board and we are being allowed to use it by the moderators. Likewise, any regulars of /anon/ are asked to be respectful of the /oat/ users in this thread. We got mod approval to make it, and we're not here to cause trouble.
Other than that, welcome and go nuts!
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talk about your dreams>tfw had a dream that my virginity was taken by someone from this site >tfw it's one of the only dreams I remember actually having sex in and "finishing", since generally when I have lewd dreams they end before the sex actually happens >tfw woke up and was mildly disappointed that it wasn't real
Not gonna say who it was because I don't want this thread to just be a circlejerk about wanting to fuck certain posters, so does anyone else wanna share dreams they've had recently, or in general?
Any recurring dreams you have, and what you think they mean? (doesn't have to be lewd)
Well, YouTube has pulled his ad money from the premium content channel he was running. You know, the premium channel that YouTube was charging people to watch?
Seems that Pew was too vulgar, talked too much about drug use and, worst of all, promoted violence by supporting ISIS on one of his shows.
God, don't ask me where this shit came from. I'm just happy to see the plan YouTube had for their web based media income generator implode in their faces.
Time for skull?
The Life of a Typical Anonymoose
Start life on 4chan in 2007 as 13 year old shitposter Protest gay shit the average /b/tard couldn't be fucked to care about Wear matching costumes so I can be different like everybody else We r leejun We nvr furget
Does anyone else wish you could get it all over your hair?
Cute Porn#Mature Why is cute porn so amazing?
Second Life General#Mature RIP Canterlot Edition
Second Life is a large and sometimes complex virtual world, with user-generated content that spans many genres and interests. We explore and interact with this world and its users.
To join the /mlp-anon/ group, send an instant message to one of the people listed here.
Mature tag and it's associated rules are here to stay unless there's suddenly a massive call for it's removal, which i doubt.
Anything else is free game. >Re: Proposed Specific purpose for the board.
Seperate community with more lax conduct than /oat/. /oat/'s conduct rules can / will be stricter in turn in response to this if deemed too similar. >Re: Why is this in /anon/ instead of /site/ Doing multiple things at once, /site/ will contain the master thread.
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Hanging out with little girls can be fun.
Urda's Inferno Hell-Shandalar or Chandelier
Note:that my view of hell is inspired by LoveCraft and Dark Souls....and Magic the Gathering.
Sen:Hell's waiting room or visitation center.If angels and Saints visit hell,they are likely to be there.Occasionally populated by some of the damned.Jesus can walk into hell,Jesus can walk out of hell,also serves a purpose for those capable and willing to leave hell.
Requiem:Second Highest point in Hell,Second largest city.The Damned farthest from true damnation.It is a City of Spires.
Cube:Largest city,denomination in hell.Diverges from Requiem.Has multiple other names.
Leng/Undead Asylum:2 smaller cities of hell,Leng tends to be for the oldest of the damned.The space for the Undead Asylum tends to be occupied currently by a placeholder....population insufficient to be a major city.
Note:The Undead Asylum is inspired by Dark Souls and Undying,Leng is inspired by Lovecraft.
Carcasonne:Minor city,minor denomination.Usually lower down then all but Leng.
Moonshine River(XXX):Town,where the more aimless of the damned live.Takes all comers.
Above and Below
Catacombs:The more mindless of the damned in hell...those with one of the shortest existence there.
Sarkomand:Lowest part of the Catacombs,"the dark side of the Moon".The Sarcophagus of Nito inspired that one.Almost comatose at that stage.
Note:A significant part of hell is called the "Moon" or the Dark side of the Moon.
The Forest of Doom(15):The last place before the Chasm,where the lowest of the damned go.
The Chasm(15):Upside down Triangle,final step in hell before dissolution.Also known as the Rift.
Square:Those who completely and violently reject Death.....fate unknown.Most likely dissolution/oblivion before hell.
Arnold Palmer RIP USA Today reports that golf legend Arnold Palmer passed on at age 87, cause of death was not disclosed.
Arnold was at once a very common and very accessible man who had full empathy with the masses. He spent much of his millions on medical charities. He was welcomed to the White House by every President since Eisenhower and received both the Congressional Gold Medal and The Presidential Medal of Freedom, offering his pro golf advice freely to politicians over decades.
He is credited with making the game of golf accessible to the world.
His personal estate is estimated at over Six Hundred Million dollars.
4-chan based gay stallion server on discord for all who are interested.
Liberals seem to believe since "not all 'X'" behaves in a violent or degenerative manner, than there is literally nothing that can be done to prevent it. You know unless we're talking about gun owners and white people, then they seem to have no problem making sweeping generalizations.
Ya es hora
The end? 1/3
Rumors are circulating on 4chan that something big is about to happen.
The two major rumors are that the current owner is stepping down and passing control of the board to an administrator.
After spending an hour and a half meeting with families who lost loved ones during the 9/11 ceremony at Ground Zero today, Hillary Clinton was led away, complaining of being hot and needing to rest. She was taken to her daughter's apartment where she recovered.
Where will Hillary hide when something far more tragic happens in real time?
One more reason Clinton is unfit to serve four years as president.
Pagan Prayer Ocean of Power with no shores Basalt Pillars of the West Domes of the Green Glass Temple of Salt Museum Insel Silence KingPoteau
I can feel it my fucking bones,in the fabric of this very world.It is calling me.
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vidya thread hey so it occurred to me that /chat/ does not have a video game thread right now...let's fix that!
post what you've been playing and all that good stuff, it seems like a good idea to do that here because this thread will likely be here a lot longer than /oat/ video game threads that get made. >pic related is my team in Pokemon Expert Emerald, a romhack I've been playing on my phone >Pokemon Emerald is literally my favorite game ever and this romhack is awesome, it basically just cranks up the difficulty by giving NPCs better teams and more items, but also adds a ton more pokemon for you to catch (for example, you can't get Abra, Nidoran, Poliwhirl, Bellsprout or Chikorita in the original Hoenn games without trading from FireRed/LeafGreen) >just beat the first gym leader Roxanne, it was a mostly easy battle but I got kind of lucky because my Nidoran's Poison Point ability poisoned her Nosepass which is like her toughest pokemon, if that hadn't happened I may have lost. Chikorita's Razor Leaf annihilated everything else though >speaking of Chikorita, the thing was a bitch to catch >yes I know my nicknames are godawful
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#Mature Traps and femboys and futadom thread.
Just what it says on the tin.
Diaper Thread#Mature Real people only and no animation.
#Mature Is it bad if I have 3 desktops of porn open
Let's Talk About Game Mechanics Let's discuss game design and mechanics.
For starters, there's a dilemma about RPG game design that I still haven't found a solution to. Leveling up and increasing your skills is extremely rewarding, but it ends up making the game easier and easier as it goes on. Furthermore, it means that the skills you've invested in will be the skills you use the most, and therefore also the skills you'll invest the most in the future. That means the games will get narrower and narrower and lead into character builds centered around doing one and only thing throughout the game.
Borderlands 2 worked around this with the Badass Points awarded for doing different things, and in my case they were the main reason to ever use melee or grenades instead of just shooting everything in any situation. Not the most elegant system, but at least it keeps the player from putting all their skills into one type of gun and getting stuck with it for the rest of the game.
When was the last time you sung the praises of our king?
Fuck da context#Mature In this thread, snippets drawn without explanation from a greater whole. #Mature Spoiler lewds.
Satyr Porn#mature >What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about? A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
A group of three suspects, fronted by Ahmad Khan Rahami, are believed to be directly responsible for the New York and New Jersey bombings over the weekend.
Rahami, a naturalized Afghanistan born citizen, is wanted by the police for his suspected involvement in building and planting the explosive devices, one of which was recovered Saturday. Witnesses reported it resembled the same pressure cooker type bomb used in the Boston Marathon attack a few years back.
Face-Sitting General#Mature MacGay is a fuccboi edition.
'Robot automation will crush the revolution' A CEO has warned'https://www.inverse.com/article/20891-brad-wardell-robot-automation-will-crush-the-revolution >Robots will be used to suppress attempts by the masses to rise up, a CEO who works with artificial intelligence has warned. Brad Wardell, founder of software company Stardock, said that automation will replace more and more jobs; but the elite few left with all the wealth will be able to crush any attempts to rebel with an array of security machines. >“My day job is to evaluate technology and try to predict where it’s going to go next,” Wardell said in a blog post published Monday. “And with that, I am telling you the automation revolution isn’t happening soon. It’s happening right now.” >Initiatives aimed at protecting workers made obsolete – like the universal basic income – are not a given, especially if those in charge of the machines don’t have any incentive to worry about the working class. With adequate protection for accumulated wealth, Wardell believes the societal shift brought about by automation could be catastrophic. >“What we do as a civilization, will define my generation,” Wardell said. “I pray we figure it out. Nothing scares me more than a future of split between the Gods and the Useless.” >This is not a future issue. Citing Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) figures, Wardell found that 50 percent of Americans work in areas ripe for automation: factory work, construction, retail, transportation, business services and healthcare account for half of all jobs in the U.S.. Unemployment rates during the Great Depression, by comparison, were only 25 percent.
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Well, Obama will be too busy to shill for Hillary now What a way to distance himself from Clinton. Looks like we're doubling down in Syria effective today.
Would like a soothing music thread. I recently realized I don't have much soothing music in my playlist.
Pokemon and/or anime thread So today I watched the Pokemon Origins miniseries.
For those who don't know, Pokemon Origins is a set of four episodes made a few years ago that are not part of the regular anime. They are not about Ash and Pikachu and all that, they were made with the intention with following the original Red/Blue/Green games before the regular anime as closely as possible.
A lot of stuff gets skipped over simply because you can't pack everything from a 15+ hour video game into four 25-minute anime episodes, however they show the important stuff in brief montages.
***SPOILERS BELOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT REALLY SPOILERS BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS***
The things they focus on for the main story are: In episode 1, it is basically the beginning of the game--the main characters (literally called Red and Green, or Red and Blue if you are watching the english dub) get their starters from Oak (Charmander and Squirtle respectively), have their first battle, start catching wild pokemon and battling other trainers, Red battles his first gym leader...
Episode 2 focuses on Team Rocket in Lavender Town, kidnapping Mr. Fuji, and then some stuff about ghosts which does in fact get somewhat dark with scenes about the death of Cubone's mother. At this point the anime isn't folllowing the games 100% but they have very clearly attempted to build a story based around the original game's plot and lore, which is really cool. The whole series is like maximum fanservice for the people who have been with the series since the beginning.
Episode 3 is about stopping Team Rocket once and for all, defeating Giovanni etc., and episode 4 is about Red becoming the champion and then catching the final pokemon (Mewtwo). There's a bit of a twist in the way he catches Mewtwo that caught me off guard and if you watch it you will know what I am talking about.
Anyways, it was just really cool to watch that, I mean I think like most fans who are now adults I lost interest in the regular anime years ago, because it never stopped being about "muh Ash and Pikachu" and all that shit. Pokemon Origins seemed like a much more mature approach to adapting the original games, and it's a damn shame it only got four episodes. Maybe there will be a continuation in the future?
Anyways, what anime have you guys been watching? I also recently finished Gunslinger Girl which was AMAZING.
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Fuck off Parliment I am extremely limited now in drawing my masterpiece of manga involving loli's due to English law.
Super Hyper Nude Loli Rape Squad was going to be the best superheroine team shonen shit ever but apparently, you cant have lolis being raped.
Super Hyper Nude Loli Squad got funding but apparently nude loli's arent allowed.
So i started to redraft Super Hyper Loli Squad and was told loli's arent allowed.
And apparently Hyper is mocking people with Adhd.
And then Marvel tried to sue me because Super Squad was too close to Suicide Squad.
Well, i hope you look forward to SQUAD. If it goes well i can work on the sequel - Nazi Holocaust Anal Prolapse Team.
Get a job A blow job
Be proud of who you are.
James Comey is in the news again They say follow the money.
Someone did in the case of FBI Director James Comey. Seems he's lied to Congress when he said he'd recuse himself in any case regarding people he was familiar with. And brother did he tell a tall one that day!
Comey and members of his family directly benefited from money related to the Clinton Foundation.
If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:
I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.
Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.
This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.
I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.
I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.
That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
#Mature i couldn't find a /req/ so here goes.
are there any models out there that actually have anuses and big butts at the same time? i mean there's a vore pony pack out there that has featureless asses (you can set the thicc-ness) and there's a nsfw pony pack that has genitals but no asses. i mean if you're using a pony model with big ass don't fuckin lie man you're 100% intending to fap or at the very least get other people to fap so why hold back on the genitals? look at this pic. this picture had to be photoshopped from an existing pic in order to give starlight glimmer here an ass, because of how shit the SFM community is with pony asses. what the fuck man
okay that's the end of my copypasta tier rant
Diaper Thread#Mature /mlp/'s got scruffed. So we setup shop here now.
So I've been feeling alone for years now. Since I was a kid, I saw everyone in my class say they were "dating", even though "dating" at that age meant nothing but holding hands. I grew up with not so many friends and sending most of my time playing casual videogames like FIFA on my PS2, all by myself. Nowadays, I Lost contact with all of my friends from 4 or 5 years ago. Even though I am older and more mature now, I see the exact same situation. All of my friends have or at least had someone and I see myself as a 17 y.o who never had anyone to say "I love you too" and be able to have any sort of physical contact with them. I know for a fact I'm not an ugly person an there are some people who said they loved me... But there was allways one problem: They were all continente away from me. I tried dating websites, I tried asking friends to hook me up with someone, I tried going out to bars, I tried not caring about it and let someone find me instead and I still feel alone. What do I do?
Old school religious right conservative who fought the Equal Rights Amendment of the 1970's died today. Her last public words were in support of Donald Trump for president. Based as fuck.
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How do I spend less time online?>Browse imageboard catalogs constantly whenever I'm free and bored of vidya >If I force myself to stop and look at a book or some shit for a few minutes, get bored after a few pages and go back to internet >Have 0 hobbies/things to talk about with people in real life because I can't just talk about greentext stories and imageboard happenings >Whenever people ask me how life or uni is all I can say is it's "good" because I don't feel much about it
The only time I read regularly was when I found some old weeb-tier shitty book about an assassin kid in German that I got hooked on. Went on to finish the whole trilogy of books, but after that I never read regularly again
How do I stop living online? Trying to go cold-turkey just doesn't work for me, I feel so empty and go sleep or something
Rebel Flag What is your opinion about this flag.
God damn it, Bing. I wanted to know what was wrong with me, not with you.
My brother showed me this guy on youtube called Fringy. Apparently he's an Australian who's entire channel is based on him going on rants against da evil es jay dubbleyous. I thought he was kind of amusing, I laughed a few times when we were watching his videos, but at the same time, he's just...fucking obnoxious, and here's why: >he seems to go after these smaller groups/companies that literally no one cares about, because they're easier targets then people who oppose his viewpoints that may actually be intelligent >he makes valid points at times but in general it seems like his idea of winning an argument, especially with stuff like racism in video games, is just shouting "WHO CARES IT DOESN'T MATTER I JUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR FUN!!!" which is fine but he's not actually refuting their points, he's just saying he doesn't give a shit >he cherrypicks arbitrary shit that isn't even relevant to the argument he's trying to make, for example in one video that is supposed to be about racism in video games he goes on and on and ON about how the maker of the video he was arguing against mixed up the year that a certain game came out, as if it was some huge fucking deal and discredited everything he said. it was basically a form of ad hominem except he wasn't directly attacking the guy's character. and even I didn't remember the date the game came out >the thing I saw that probably pissed me off the most was his whole video about the election this year, which he ended by showing a clip of George Carlin. for one George Carlin is like the most fedora comedian there is, but also if you are supposed to be a youtuber voicing your opinions for people than voice them yourself, don't take clips from people who are obviously better than you, it's lazy, and also the whole message of "DUDE VOTING DOESN'T MATTER LMAO" was pretentious af even if it's true >also one more thing, he's too much of a coward to show his face in his videos
would he be considered "alt-right"?
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Browser/Software Ponies #26 "We need more sexy fillies edition"
Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.
P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
#Mature Who are your favorite 3DPD models/porn stars? I know I'm not the only one who doesn't exclusively fap to ponies. >inb4 >no hooves
Is japan just an island of pedophiles?
Buffet So much food.
Another diploma mill folds Hey, some of you ITT students are cool. Don't bother reporting for class today (or ever).
Russian president is gearing up for atomic war with the West by building top-secret nuclear shelters Sounds like more sabre rattling from the Western governments which are always in the business of demonizing Putin over the NATO conflicts that are common in the Baltic countries or Balkans. Russia is probably the least of my concern when it comes to foreign relations. We have enough problems with North Korea and Iran, two countries who we have aided in allowing nuclear capabilities and constantly express their unrelenting hatred for us. I do not see Russia as a risk.
wooow they brought it back Thanks, whoever was in charge of this /chat/ used to be my homeboard when I stopped posting on Ponychan I'd still check up every now and then to see if anyone I knew was still around then it disappeared and I had to check /oat/ which I always thought was probably full of weird people and it was now /chat/ is back so I can check up on shit here that's cool
"You are not a human being, you are a commodity and your only worth is how valuable you are as an asset. That is the cold hard truth of life." Toybox
Anyone here like Nyx?
sex toys#Mature celestial white pony pussy brown horse pussy party pink ponut i have cum from these many times, they are always a good fuck
M-maybe MeinFlank will be more relevant here?
rape fetish explanation? (not a porn thread) Hey /chat/, I come to you with a question.
Why is rape fetishism so common despite our society's culture nailing into our heads that rape is the worst most disgusting evil thing ever?
Like, it's by no means unreasonable to expect men (or women) to never rape anyone, right? So why do so many people get off on rape porn?
You go to any hentai site, rape is always one of the most popular sections/tags. There's always some rape stuff in the top rated/most popular sections. You just can't escape it.
Why do you think this is? Is there some animalistic part of every human being that just can't resist it?
Astra Do you have discord? have you ever wondered why ponychan doesn't have a discord chat when skype is basically a steaming pile of horse shit?
Well wonder no longer. Ponychan now has a Discord server that you can join.
Black Ladies Matter#Mature This thread is for some real niggas.
Someone needs to address this When did ILLEGAL immigration became somehow a right to be defended by politicians, media, etc? When did it stop being something to, rightfully so, fight against and it became somehow noble enough to defend it?
When did this start? Serious question because this is actually a bizarre thing to happen, like, what will be the next crime to be defended by the left? Stealing? Hard drugs? Pedophilia? Where does this end?
When did protecting the sovereignty of your nation became racist? And why are some countries allowed to protect their borders while America and other countries are shamed and pressured into accepting illegal aliens with open arms? What is going on?
Weeaboo Need I say more.
I want to partake in sexual intercourse with a Japanese cartoon character.
Obama is to busy golfing on his last vacation at the Vineyard to take time off. Hillary took the weekend off to rest since she has seizures and wears a diaper but Trump was found in Louisiana today meeting with first responders and handing out food, water, diapers and toys for kids. He's not even President yet and he's 100% better than Obama.
tl:dr Democrats are in a fit over Larry's announcement that he won't support Hillary Clinton!
Made up medical conditions I'll start.
Depression Adhd Bipolar Schizophrenia Add
These are also known as ASD's (attention seeking disorder)
Oh and ASD
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Tue. Aug. 30 Senate Primaries Today is going to be a big day in predicting how things will go in November.
Three big Senate primaries are happening. Senators John McCain, Marco Rubio and Debbie Wasserman Schultz are all running for their respective states to see who they'll be running against come November. In the case of Wasserman Schultz, this will be a bell weather event. If enough pissed off democrats and Sanders supporters come out to vote today, she's out of another job.
In McCain's case, he's got a lock on another 6 years as Senator despite his advanced age.
Who cares about Rubio other than the people voting for him?
Zyklon Ben strikes again! I'll just leave this here with best regards from /pol/
#Mature Braeburned's Spike/Shining series, part 2:
Porn is magic#Mature My compilation of the best porn list of the day. Porn is magic, bro ;^)
On Alex Waretard Am I the only one who sees Alex Warlorn for the delusional, retarded asshole that he is? In case you didn't know, he's the author of The Pony POV Series.
Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think#Mature Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.
All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).
Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.
Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:
Former General and Secretary of State Colin Powell has gone public with his view that Hillary Clinton's staff pointing at his advice about private e-mail servers was a bald face lie, especially regarding secret documents.
When Colin says “Her people have been trying to pin it on me.” you know he's not happy.
So this is /b/ with ponies?
Religous people are retarded Why do you persist in believing in a magical gas man that lives in the sky?
A super being that raped a married woman, lets his own son be nailed to a cross, lets disease and war run rampant, and doesnt care about you.
Even if it was somehow proved he existed, which it never will be, but for arguments sake if it was, why on earth would you worship such a piece of shit?
Hes tantamount to a dictator, or a bully. There is no logical explaination for anyone to devote thier lives to a complete cunt, who has proven time and time again to fail you over and over
Literally, for having such a tosser for a dad.
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I want to kill myself. I don't know who to tell. I haven't posted on here in like a year. I have no friends. I have no family to go to. I just need someone to talk to. I'll probably get blocked. Oh well.
As a society we should examine certain demographics of people and evaluate their net worth. If they are a liability from start to finish, they should be exiled. I dont mean the elderly, because they did not start off feeble, and they still have a lot to provide in terms of historical context and culture. i dont mean the sick, because many scenarios the disease cannot be prevented. I'm speaking of those who are able, but not willing. Who have the ability to provide, but instead take. Evaluate the demographics that are more prone to this parasitic nature, and exile them.
You think this is harsh, yes? Well, it really is, and that's the point. Reality is not supposed to be a charity, it's supposed to be a series of investments and compromises. Those who cannot be negotiated with, and consume exponentially more than they produce, are a net liability who will drag us all down. The mere tolerance of this self destructive behavior will entice others to follow. Excommunication is not only a solution, but a preventative measure in the long run.
Fetish pics that make you laugh.#Mature Well, hyper anything really looks funny, but was the corndog needed?
...Shit.http://www.flassbeck-economics.com/how-climate-change-is-rapidly-taking-the-planet-apart/ >Mid-2009:The U.N. Environment Programme predicts a 3.5C increase by 2100. Such an increase would remove habitat for human beings on this planet, as nearly all the plankton in the oceans would be destroyed, and associated temperature swings would kill off many land plants. Humans have never lived on a planet at 3.5C above baseline. >November 2013:The International Energy Agency predicts a 3.5C increase by 2035”
Is it true that Crooked is responsible for the founding of ISIS?
#mature When was the last time you unzipped your pony?
Would porn threads that have little to do with ponies be within the 'spirit' of /chat/? Asking for my own understanding, and any others who may have thread ideas.
female oriented porn#Mature So what kind of porn do girls get off to? I mean I've been browsing quite some porn sites and most of them only has to offer gay, and single male porn that is sort of female oriented but most likely intended for gay men audience. Virtually they don't seem to have a single porn action where the vid focuses on the male pornstar. While I'm at it, do girls even enjoy masturbating to cartoon characters? Specifically pony characters? Because I don't seem to stumble upon porn that was intended for straight female viewers except for the gay and single male pics. All of the pics seem to be focused on the female character no matter what position they are doing. Also I see a lot of pony plushes being used as sextoys but don't see cringy pics about girls strapping a bad dragon on a big mac plush...
How do women even work?
Mass Effect designer Manveer Heir hates white people.
You killed /anon/ for this? Couldn't just leave well enough alone?
Why do we need white cops in america if all they do is kill?
Damm it, Trump! God, he had to go and play the 2nd Amendment card in the worst possible way.
I'm sure the Secret Service had a very long talk with that idiot after his speech today. All we can hope for now is that the gun owners, all of the estimated 70 million people by conservative numbers, vote for anyone but Clinton.
Now for my favorite. This just hit the air today and is at once both crude and effective. I've seen better grade school video editing and effects. But the facts outweigh the amateur quality of the commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UexlivEx0Z0
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DNC: The gift that keeps on giving Oh boy!
Now we're getting transcripts of voice mail conversations held in the days just before the Democratic convention began.
Talk about selfish and entitled!? You would think that these people were expecting service for their contributions!
#Mature Oh yea, let's turn this smurf into a bug sex slave
Why can't sjw's focus on actual issues instead of getting mad over problems that don't exist?
So it's like neo-neo-neo-/ef/?
Horror Anime Thread Horror anime I like
Higurashi Elfen Lied Tokyo Ghoul Madoka Magica? I don't know if this considered is horror or not.
Brony documentary Hi there, I'm a British filmmaker who is making a documentary about MLP culture. I don't know much about it yet, so please excuse me if I seem ignorant. I want a lot of my exploration to feature in the documentary. I hope to go to MLP conventions, such as the one in Leeds in October. I'd love it if I could have someone involved in the culture to lead me through the MLP world. If you're in the UK and you're interested in being in a documentary where you can show the world why you think MLP is so great, please respond below or send me a private message. The film will probably begin being shot in October and will likely finish in September.
Cringe thread #13579 Post the worst content you have.
first new /chat/ BANE thread Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Let's talk about sex#Mature Since there isn't one yet, let's have a thread about sex in general and see where it goes (or not).
Unicorns in Equestria Why has this unicorn the horn at the wrong place? Is that a kind of genetic defect? Are there in Equestria many unicorns who have to live with such an handicap?
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Would you have fucked grandma in her prime?
Garry's Mod>No gmods,
As if~ Have any of you done anything in Garry's Mod? Did it cost over $12,000?
>there's no /anon/ here >only /chat/ with tripfags I warned you about merging with ponychan. But you didn't listen.
So /chat/ has officially risen again, huh?
Underwhelming revolution, if you ask me. Nobody even got killed.
itt: explain how other posters' music is fucking garbage and yours is superior
ill start: everything but kpop is pointless trash. pseudointellectual masturbation at best, effortless and valueless waste most of the time. kpop is the collaboration of the best of the best in the world, and while many criticize it for being "robotic," "soulless," "musical slave labor" or whatever else, i applaud the koreans for giving us the best window to the reality of human nature and showing us the very best that we can achieve
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I'm working on a catchy saying Democracy was never designed to facilitate voters who would put the fox in charge of the henhouse simply to send the hound a message.
Mods support terrorism!
Choose one and only one.
>Staff will only remove content that is illegal, improperly tagged or just plain spam, with everything else being free game.
oh shit, /chat/ seems sweet as hell. come chat with me nig nogs >I know I'm late but idgaf
harrassment/bullying this probably belongs on /site/ but I'd like to get a brief clarification on something: under the new chat rules, which according to the sticky are: >Staff will only remove content that is illegal, improperly tagged or just plain spam, with everything else being free game.
does this mean that harassing users is fine here? (ex: repeatedly telling someone to kill themselves, or something like that)
or will staff still take action against things like that?
"You are not a human being, you are a commodity and your only worth is how valuable you are as an asset. That is the cold hard truth of life. Toybox" - Anonymous
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Whoever shitposts the hardest wins the thread.
Would you vote for pip or would you vote for pepe?
This is the official /chat/ pot smoking thread. Everystony equal, everystony loved.
dude weed lmao
So, since /chat/ is an "un-anoned" /anon/, so to speak, where anon-posting is no longer forced due to the fact that we have a tag for that now, are we only differentiating it from /oat/ by the NSFW allowances on /chat/, or will there be more to it?
As for those posters hopeful that /chat/ will rise again, congratulations. S'pretty neat to see it back, not gonna lie, but what's next on the agenda, I wonder...
>/chat/ >/chat/ >/chat/
Clinton supports LEO use of force standards Early Saturday morning, in the wake of the BLM shootings in Dallas TX, Hillary Clinton gave a talk on CNN regarding implementing Federal standards for the use of terminal violence by law enforcement officers.
Gee, I wonder who she is trying to convince that she's on their side? What she has done in one stroke is alienate every last police agency in the country in the process. Giving into the BLM movement won't win her the election.
Where were you when you realized you were taught the Civil War wrong? Or were you taught it properly and it just didn't click?
The Republicans didn't want the expansion of slavery into the west because their view of America as a land of individualist free white landholders moving west and homesteading was being threatened by competition from the large slaveholding plantation model, which would not only be giving the land over forever to the Southern culture, making Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri into spiting images of Dixie, but destroying what they saw as the future of the nation. They sought to employ a containment strategy for slavery, Dixie culture, and negro blood, none of which they had problems with in the south as much as they had problems with them in Kansas.
At the same time, the South was under the impression that they had a right to have a stake in the country's future. The South dominated or influenced much of the country's political, economic and military traditions, and saw the restriction of westward expansion of slavery as a war against their culture and way of life. Their interpretation of what America and The West meant were just as valid in the mid 19th century, but after war was declared, it started the North on an abolitionist path that saw it was crushed and scattered, putting an end to the question.
I always knew the Emancipation Proclamation was a way to punish a defeated part of the country, I just didn't realize how absolutely taken for granted slavery remaining legal in Kentucky and Delaware was until just a couple years before it was abolished.
It was seen by both sides as a bit of a culture war, and peaceful secession was totally an option, but it's good things turned out this way.
/chat/'s back. This's pretty innerestin', 'f I say so.
An' I say so.
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