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Anonymous 802817[View]

>Trump more like Drumpf
>ha nah more like Blumpf
>that dude looks like a Flumpf
>yo, yo just call him Mr Stumpf
>i take it back i call em Gumpf
>haha oh shit looks its Mr Zumpf
>Woke up look like Pumpf
>With a big bag of
>So go and tell President Vumpf
>we dont need another Lumpf
>PEACE

How will you recover now, Drumpftards?
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Reav 803376

Not a fan of rap, haven't bothered to look it up.

803517

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this shitpost is floating around facebook

so congrats OP

Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 805175

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!gEapIYWEa2 805151

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Encryption is an incredible technology. It can protect our privacy, and prevent hucksters from becoming super-wealthy, by allowing us to verify each other in ways that can't be corrupted or subverted. And now we're slaving to make encryption the very chains that bind us, to take our privacy away...

Long as we allow people to be super-wealthy, they'll continue being able to screw with us. Easily funding massive campaigns and under the table bribes/blackmail to announce a vote to take away our freedoms again and again, until we're exhausted, our guard is down, and we slip once. Then it'll be permanent and set in stone, and we'll never get our freedom back again.

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 805158

>>805151
>and we'll never get our freedom back again.

*civil war intensifies*

Moony 805168

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>>805151

Even a hacker named Blaze?


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/Spacetime/ Time; #48 Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 684099[View][Last 50 Posts]

(There's really been a lot of these, right?)

The stormy season of April had passed by during the night, and with the rising sun, the day is giving way to the fragrant bloom of May blossoms. Clouds part way for the bright sun to illuminate the paintbrush hues of the landscape, and the warm late-season breeze carries with it all varieties of birdsong, filling the air with the color and chorus of life.

Which is why this was the perfect day to stay indoors to do some inner research. For once, it was better to disregard these byproducts for today, the piercing bore of human progress has finally cracked open the foundations of reality; you had just discovered a time machine.

Well, what else could it be? It even looked like someone had done a spectacularly terrible job of trying to disguise the fact that it could pretty much only be a time machine. It was, in fact the most stereotypically time machine-like time machine anyone could imagine, yet it looks as if someone had sloppily taped cardboard around it in an attempt to make it look like a refrigerator. It was such shoddy work, and you wondered why anyone had even bothered.
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The thing that was definitely a time machine loomed like a statue in the center of the room, wafting out a faint scent of ozone and copper. It must have displaced the matter around it as it arrived, since one of its edges was occupying the space where half of your chair should have been. As you shove the chair aside, it toppled over on its two remaining legs, thumping down on the dusty floor. Looking around, you started reaching for the entrance handle, but thought better of it. Instead, you move over to the small mailbox-shaped bin attached to the side of the machine. There was nothing inside except for a newspaper clipping and an envelope. You take a look at the newspaper, a cutout of the week’s weather, dated three years into the future. It was otherwise unremarkable, so you open up the envelope.

Wow, why would you write something like that? It was disorienting, seeing your own handwriting attached to a message you clearly have never written, and definitely, resolutely, never will. But now, you know you will. The presence of the note, along with the time machine, is undeniable. With the staggering weight of this realization, you reached for a chair, but found only half of one. You plop down on the
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Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 804762

>>804720
This is one of those things where you read it and think "well, that was pretty obvious if you thought about it" but you didn't think about it.

Pwnies!sD7XnNJAdM 804776

T-3 days till essay due
sry adl will try and respond soon but don't hold your breath
i'll send ya my essay at some point if you're interested

Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 805150

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Angered by gun control, this lawmaker drafted a bill to require licenses for journalists. Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 804108[View][Last 50 Posts]

Story

>A state lawmaker in Indiana has drafted a measure to require licenses for journalists akin to those that pertain to handgun owners, a proposal legal experts says directly violates the First Amendment.


>The measure would require journalists — defined as anyone writing or broadcasting news for a newspaper, magazine, website or television or radio station — to be registered and fingerprinted by the police and vetted for their “character and reputation.”


>State Rep. Jim Lucas, a Republican from the southeastern part of Indiana and a vocal critic of his state’s gun restrictions, drafted the bill by copying language from a state law that requires a license to carry a handgun in public.


>Committing journalism without a license within 500 feet of school or on a school bus would bump the penalty up from a misdemeanor to a felony. Journalists with felony or domestic battery convictions would be prevented from getting licenses. And unlicensed people would still be able to engage in journalism on property they own or rent.


>The proposal has not been submitted. And though Lucas says the measure was drafted in part to point out what he views as the hypocrisy of gun regulations, he would not rule out introducing the proposal in the state legislature in the future.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 805084

Reminder that both groups are staffed by humans, and the state has more restrictions on what they can force on citizens.

Anonymous 805106

>>805077
Literally changed nothing. It's still government mandated, chosen, and enforced.

Anonymous 805108

>>805084
Which is why I like to keep the state fairly small. Though, far more importantly, the reach is what must be small.
If you give your government only local powers, the worst case happens to only that local power, not the whole


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All Hallows Eve Anonymous 805056[View]

So, what are your plans for the upcoming holiday? I haven't seen kids going door to door in nearly a decade. Can't say I blame them for having the fear of God dumped on them.

https://www.catholiceducation.org/en/culture/catholic-contributions/all-hallow-s-eve.html

Got any costumes lined up?

Zeke Roa 805062

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At some point before Halloween itself, I'm going to buy a doll to make this and use it as a pumpkin.

805065

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>>805056
>Catholics invented donuts

What?

Snowbell!MbICrazyYs 805099

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Dunno yet and probably won't until the last minute. I live way too far out in the boondocks to get trick or treaters. I usually go to a party or something. Was thinking of doing a Big Boss costume, simply because I have most of the bits and bobs already.


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DemonioBlanco, Resurrected 736397[View][Last 50 Posts]

Its Ebony the same as Black.
or Ebony is like light black?
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Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 802146

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Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 805000

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Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 805051

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Troll survey TerryScrews 804674[View]

I'm doing my master's thesis about internet trolls and I made a survey to ask questions.

If there are any people who troll or formerly trolled please fill in the form. The more descriptive the answers the better.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeeccq5LAZp51x2zSJFPpJsMU2EHDt_RxqPLC5SUKEGadTgNA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Awdrii 804873

The real troll is the guy who convinced you a master degree in phych was a good idea

TerryScrews 804944

>>804873
oh it's not psychology I'm studying. I study information systems and I'm interested in it as a technological phenomena


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Apple branching deeper into the medical field Anonymous 804920[View]

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/16/apple-considered-acquisition-of-crossover-health-part-of-health-push.html

Given the amount of money Apple has dumped into the first three generations of the Apple Watch as well as being one of the larger employers in the US, this move should not be a surprise.

Having an in-house medical facility as well as a means to make wider use of the medical sensors on the back of every Apple Watch makes this a smart move. The tax breaks for investing in the medical industry is another financially smart move at this scale.

I wouldn't be very comfortable with this as a consumer, though. If Apple were to move into health care in a wider way than providing their service strictly to their employees and running research studies as they've planed from day one, this could be very scary from a privacy standpoint. Imagine what might happen if someone did manage to do to a database of medical data on the same scale as what happened to Yahoo when they were repeatedly hacked?

For now, the deal appears to be off.


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Browser/Software Ponies #26 Vito 210343[View][Last 50 Posts]

"We need more sexy fillies edition"

Dropbox for all thread pictures since thread 4 located here:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xlfjcczmxo7oh9b/Vy3QteeIHM

Pictures and stories on Google Disk: ujeb.se/softwareponies

Website:
http://www.programmingponies.com/

Frequent Contributor List:
http://pastebin.com/smkX8eG1
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Anonymous 793995

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>>790806
Cookie Autodelete is so far a worthy successor to Self-Destructing Cookies.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/cookie-autodelete/

Anonymous 798100

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Anonymous 804871

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Happy filly!


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Bat Pony Thread Anonymous 181185[View][Last 50 Posts]

MLPchan edition

Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/4jZ0HAgF

Stories listed by Bat:
http://pastebin.com/kUguJRNZ

The archives up until now are at:
http://batpony.x10host.com/

Google Disk for all thread pictures:
ujeb.se/batponies

We even have our IRC channel:
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Anonymous 798098

>>790904
oh wow

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 798194

>>798098
Four more years?

Anonymous 804870

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>>798194
My body is ready


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Wojak Exchange MacGay !RevGiOKgRo 666531[View][Last 50 Posts]

Take a Feel; leave a Feel.
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Anonymous 804854

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Anonymous 804855

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Anonymous 804856

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Viper The Rapper Exchange Chewy [Element Of Fortitude]!MUSIC.FbVY 678219[View]

Take a Viper, leave a Viper.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 804640

>>804639
>hydraulic penis.

Steamy.

!HasteYRi4w 804641

>>804640
Nobody gets the reference.

Brb gonna drink until I die or pass out.

Chewy {Element Of Fortitude}!MUSIC.FbVY 804728

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N40 667330[View][Last 50 Posts]

Ya es hora
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Anonymous 804703

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Una María para la hora.

Anonymous 804770

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>>804703
Vector

Anonymous 804786

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Bed Exchange Darth Jigs [Element of Prequel Memes]!SATSUkIQg2 791894[View]

Take a bed; leave a bed.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 793168

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Reav 793409

>>793168

Best bed.

Anonymous 804665

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