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You Laugh You Lose Anonymous 671039[View][Last 50 Posts]

OK, we haven't had one of these in a long time.

Have at it.
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Anonymous 739352

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 740127

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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 740232

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Water Skeksis (Graham) 739847[View]

How's the tap water where you're at, /chat/ ?

Do you filter it or treat it in any way before you drink it?

Our state has shit water. It kind of surprised me though because the state with the shittiest water I ever had was pretty much a direct threat and hurt you to drink straight from the tap; I've always considered our state one of the worst but didn't know it actually stacked up in the bottom 3 according to some shit I dont have time to reference for you right now.

Anyway; I'm running charcoal filters but I'd like to get another machine that condenses water from humidity in the air, treats it, and remineralizes it. They are kind of nice to have, but I guess theres a lot of parts that can wear out and need replacing and thats a bitch so ours doesn't work any more D:

Shit like this makes me wanna upgrade from just charcoal though (pur brand stuff).
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>>740056
I mean I guess? In all fairness I DO use a filter so there's that.

Wheat 740077

Could be better but could be worse. I drink it anyways.

AustroSpike ~Element of Makeshift Moe~ 740230

The best


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N40 667330[View][Last 50 Posts]

Ya es hora
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Trixie 737954

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>>737924
B-bueno

Anonymous 739146

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>>737879

No se que esperas ver en esta Meseta Árida donde solo hay desierto,frio y vacio.

pero bienvenido a lo que queda de la Antigua ya es hora.

Anonymous 740219

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>>739146

Bueno, considera que la mayoria que los que antes andabamos ya no visitan este lugar como antes cada fin de semana por eso andamos solos...


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Chewy [Element Of Fortitude]!MUSIC.FbVY 645206[View][Last 50 Posts]

alright (horse)fuckers, first music thread on the new /chat/.

post whatever you are listening to RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT and any other music you feel like sharing.

listening now: Untitled 01 by Hype Williams (Dean Blunt's band) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwsmam5X4Q

also listened to two Joachim Raff symphonies this morning: In The Alps (1875) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NGOvxRPyps and I'm Walde (1869) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ze2F2WBb0w
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Skinny!Trips0zvVM 740168

>>740166
That's not really the point, El name checked Camu several times on C4C (the album is even dedicated to him, hence cancer), and he's been name checked on every RTJ project.

Chewy [Element Of Fortitude]!MUSIC.FbVY 740180

>>740168

huh...idk then. I'm not sure how I never checked him out. I will though, at some point. tomorrow morning I will listen to Brother Ali. but I gotta get to bed now, I'm tired af.
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🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 740234

I finally gave Isaiah Rashad a chance and oh my god, I didn't know. This is exactly my taste. I don't think I've been this excited about a rapper since Airo.


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What kind of government would ponychan form? Anonymous 739977[View]

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 740096

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"There's nothing to that Russia story" Trip Touhous Based 'Titles' 'The God Himself' Stagemaster Foalins!oImGreatxA 734577[View]

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/justice-dept-to-appoint-special-prosecutor-for-russia-probe-238524

Strap in bitches. Trump is SO FUCKED.

Dumb GOP bastards really tied to the wrong horse this time.
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Anonymous 739814

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>>739797
>Because he doesn't have anything else.
There's:
His proposed budget which cuts six billion from welfare, adds two billion to the military
Threatening to veto any budget that didn't contain funding for the wall, against republicans threatening not to pass any budget that contained a wall (seems they've settled on 1.5 billion to wall off an additional 3.8% of border)
His proposed tax plan that would cost us trillions and almost entirely benefits the rich
His support for a healthcare plan which both fails to lower the unit cost of healthcare and decreases the number of americans who will have access to healthcare
His his head of education who denied this year's funds for various organizations which enroll students in college on the basis of the text spacing and margins of their applications
His repeal of the executive order banning mining companies from dumping their tailings into rivers

Also:
>“Just so you understand, just so you understand — I never mentioned the word or the name Israel in conversation. Never mentioned it.”
>a clearly horrified Netanyahu’s eyes dart everywhere.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-says-i-never-mentioned-the-word-or-name-israel-to-russians/

Reav 739851

>>739546

The ones that laugh are atleast honest, worse are the quiet or supporting ones that just see a useful pawn.

Shuggle :DDDD 740060

>>739814
I meant he has nothing else to prove that trump is being unjustly hated, hence the lack of response back.


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Pepe Exchange MacGay !RevGiOKgRo 665166[View][Last 50 Posts]

Take a Pepe; Leave a Pepe.
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Anonymous 738504

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Anonymous 738514

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Anonymous 740046

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/Spacetime/ Time; #48 Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 684099[View][Last 50 Posts]

(There's really been a lot of these, right?)

The stormy season of April had passed by during the night, and with the rising sun, the day is giving way to the fragrant bloom of May blossoms. Clouds part way for the bright sun to illuminate the paintbrush hues of the landscape, and the warm late-season breeze carries with it all varieties of birdsong, filling the air with the color and chorus of life.

Which is why this was the perfect day to stay indoors to do some inner research. For once, it was better to disregard these byproducts for today, the piercing bore of human progress has finally cracked open the foundations of reality; you had just discovered a time machine.

Well, what else could it be? It even looked like someone had done a spectacularly terrible job of trying to disguise the fact that it could pretty much only be a time machine. It was, in fact the most stereotypically time machine-like time machine anyone could imagine, yet it looks as if someone had sloppily taped cardboard around it in an attempt to make it look like a refrigerator. It was such shoddy work, and you wondered why anyone had even bothered.
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The thing that was definitely a time machine loomed like a statue in the center of the room, wafting out a faint scent of ozone and copper. It must have displaced the matter around it as it arrived, since one of its edges was occupying the space where half of your chair should have been. As you shove the chair aside, it toppled over on its two remaining legs, thumping down on the dusty floor. Looking around, you started reaching for the entrance handle, but thought better of it. Instead, you move over to the small mailbox-shaped bin attached to the side of the machine. There was nothing inside except for a newspaper clipping and an envelope. You take a look at the newspaper, a cutout of the week’s weather, dated three years into the future. It was otherwise unremarkable, so you open up the envelope.

Wow, why would you write something like that? It was disorienting, seeing your own handwriting attached to a message you clearly have never written, and definitely, resolutely, never will. But now, you know you will. The presence of the note, along with the time machine, is undeniable. With the staggering weight of this realization, you reached for a chair, but found only half of one. You plop down on the
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Rutilus !2LeWD7Q2BA 738639

>>738627
Shit I got distracted and now I'm going to bed
Sorry Adl =c

Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 738865

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>>738639
Fun stuff, all of this.

Adlbeay!Moon/tgj4w 740038

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I saw a guy writing sideways on the bus today.
He was holding the paper in landscape, and going vertically down the lines from right to to left in some kind of traditional Japanese orientation, but on the paper were perfect English words oriented how you'd normally read a piece of notebook paper.
I just thought that was interesting.


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Maroon Auburn!QEUQfdPtTM 738044[View]

So last night my country, the UK, was attacked in a terrorist attack that killed over twenty people, mostly children.

So I have a few things to say.

RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES WE WILL NEVER EVER CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT

DUMB FUCK TERRORISTS CAN SUCK MY DICK

SUCK SUCK SUCKKKKKK MY DICK



(..I may still be slightly drunk from last night)
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>>740033
the thing is these guys made these reports at least three times, and at a line specifically for terrorism. The looney bastard got kicked out of the mosque for trying to start shit when the sermon got to the part that condemned extremism. He also had family members who acted similarly. These obvious red flags were ignored and now innocent people payed the price and the UK's relationship with Islam worsened anyway.

Anonymous 740035

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>>740034
Keeping a closer eye on the crazy fucker you've found isn't "finding crazy fuckers", it's acting on crazy fuckers that you've already found.

"Cracking down to find crazy fuckers" means surveillance, dragnet searches, and possibly even creating crazy fuckers where there were none before like the ATF and FBI are known to do.

740036

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>>740035
alright mr. terminology nazi. the UK needs to crack down on firing the careless fuckers who don't respond to very real and dangerous red flags in the terrorist hotline department.


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The “Alien Megastructure” Star Is Acting Up Again Anonymous 739418[View]

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F!UF.xbRnFDA 739798

>>739713
It will either be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever.
*Reads The Forever War*

Anonymous 739900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI
Meanwhile, at KIC 8462852...
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Urda 740027

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>>739798
I pity whoever has to try fighting off an Alien Invasion,in this Time and Space.


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Clarkson !N1SSGTRv.s 739884[View]

Have I done it? If everything with the Top Gear Time Machine actually worked, I should be exactly 5 years in the future. What have I missed? Is Moony ok? Did we get rid of that bloody Tesco train?
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F!UF.xbRnFDA 739938

I learned everything I know about ponies from Top Gear?

739967

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Well I miss the user Tesco (if that was how he spelled it).
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🐈🐈Katicus🐈🐈!FGiFL0Ecls 740019

you missed the /trash/, gotta work on that jumpshot


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/chat/ patrol 01 Anonymous 698333[View][Last 50 Posts]

#cyclic a hangout thread. you're bored. everyone's bored. pass the time.

rule 1 - normies get out reee no normies allowed etc etc

Link to discord:
https://discord.gg/AqkrPXY

Link to cytube:
https://cytu.be/r/Peace_Walker .
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Chewy [Element Of Fortitude]!MUSIC.FbVY 739905

in about five minutes, off I go...stupid anxiety making me think it's gonna be bad somehow. :I

I will feel fantastic when I get home though, I'm certain of that.

!AppLeJAcK. 739906

>>739905
i usually do too, lol

Chewy [Element Of Fortitude]!MUSIC.FbVY 740017

I'M FREE

shift felt long as hell but it was super easy because I basically had to brew like two dozen pots of coffee, all of the iced coffee was out, and then there's five different hot coffee containers that need to be brewed every two hours. besides that I didn't do much.

my frickin' manager didn't train me on the cooler yet, I guess he was too busy? it's just weird because he specifically said that's what I would be doing today and I was like all nervous about it but it didn't even happen lol.


Silver Strength!TwiDasH7n2 671048[View]

Hugs thread!

For hugging.
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Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 693690

Macaroni !RevGiOKgRo 714654

More?

Trixie Clone Number 8!lWMBg88H1s 715365

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I won! Anonymous 720286[View]

That's right.

I won.

my choice of a free bagel or donut

What have you won lately?
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Anonymous 730366

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>got a gut instinct
>walk up to a self service lottery machine
>buy one scratch off and one state lottery game
>instant win of $2 on a $1 scratcher
>wake up today to find three dubs were auto selected on the state lotto ticket
>win $7 on a $1 bet

Shadilay

Elicoor13 730369

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i won a cupon for an overpriced leather clothing store at a con today. i don't think i'll redeem it.

Anonymous 733192

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>stop for gas
>go inside
>buy a $1 lottery scratcher
>scratch
>look at numbers
>win $2
>take winnings and leave
>....
>profit!


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