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Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4204Locked[Last 50 Posts]

If Rainbow Dash were a drug, she'd be Rainbow Hash.

InquisitorMatthew!Goldz8yV1ECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4205

She'd be a form of speed, silly.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4206

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If Fluttershy were a prostitute, she'd be Sluttershy.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4207

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Eltraz!plsponyuFUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4208

Pinkie'd be meth all over.

Common!ed1lmJd4A2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4209

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Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4210

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If Rarity gave her designer clothes away, she'd be Charity.

PepperSupreme!UKhDKBR1cICountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4211

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>>4204
>>4207
She IS a drugs dealer.

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If a pen exploded on Pinkie Pie, she'd be Inky Pie.

lax bronyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4213

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If Derpy was a prostitute she'd be Herpy

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4214

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If Twilight Sparkle were a sparkler, she'd be Twilight Sparkler

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4215

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If Applejack were a computer, she'd be Applemac.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4216

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If Twilight Sparkle were a simple game involving the rolling of dice, she'd be Twilight Farkle.

MidnightCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4217

If applebloom exploded she'd go apple boom

Ayumu ScratchCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4218

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>>4210
>mfw Rarity's element is generosity.

Edgar Allan PonyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4219

If Fluttershy had a higher alcohol content, she'd be Flutterrye.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4220

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If Apple Bloom was a radical Muslim, she'd be Apple BOOM.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4221

>>4217

shit you beat me to it.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4222

>>4218

And holy balls.

Eltraz!plsponyuFUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4223

>>4221
Don't worry, your's was better.

What ponyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4224

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>>4215
If Macintosh was a computer, he would be Macintosh

ActionFlankCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4225

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I'd like to add some Rainbow Hash to my Rainbow Stash.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4226

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If Applejack were a bad doctor, she'd be Applequack.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4227

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If Pinkie Pie were a drug she'd be Pinkie Pie

Rivet the MachinistCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4228

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If Rainbow Dash was hit by Gamma Radiation, she'd be Rainbow SMASH

MidnightCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4229

If pinkie pie was a serial killer, she'd be pinkie die

Eltraz!plsponyuFUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4230

If Fluttershy made Photobooks, she'd be Shutterfly.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4231

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If Pinkie was a card game, she'd be Pinkie Paigow

Sirtaptap!OXFcrXtY.2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4232

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If Rarity were perfectly symetrical she'd be Parity

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4233

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If Rainbow Dash were celibate she'd be Abstainbow Dash

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4234

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If Sweetie Belle looked like Rosie O'Donnell, she'd be Meaty Belle.

If Scootaloo was the target of mass hatred by a large portion of the German population before and during World War Two, she'd be Scootajew.

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If Cheerilee was really sad, she'd be Tearilee.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4236

If Pinkie Pie was a shemale, she'd be Winkie Pie.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4237

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If Rarity looked like a guy named Garrett she'd be Garrity

ActionFlankCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4238

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If you sneaked behind Twilight Sparkle and tapped her on the shoulder, I imagine she's be Twilight Startled.

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>>4237

Or if she were the Champion of Kirkwall. ;)

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If Rainbow Dash won a beauty competition, she'd be Rainbow Sash.

Radiance!WoGPclRyUYCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4241

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If Dr. Whooves was a human....
He'd be Dr. Who

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If Rainbow Dash were the best game ever created for the Gamecube, she'd be Rainbow Super Smash.

Eltraz!plsponyuFUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4243

>>4241
OH SHIZZLE!

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4244

If pinkie pie was a food, she would be some type of confectionary dessert typically served with a cold form of lactose and cream with some vanilla extract

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4245

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If Fluttershy wasn't so shy and also a bug she'd be Butterfly

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If you stowed a body inside Apple bloom, she'd be Apple Tomb.

Arc!TEMPeStR9oCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4247

If Luna was a cat she's be Puma
If Pinkie pie was sad she'd be pinkie cry

Sirtaptap!OXFcrXtY.2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4248

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If rainbow dash wore a toga she'd be Rainbow Sash

Rocky N. RollerCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4249

If Pinkie Pie went down with the Titanic, she'd be Sinky Pie.

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If Pinkie Pie released a few scientific educational videos, she'd be Pinkie Bill Nye

Thunder !SpEcterF0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4251

If Dr Whooves were a rapper, he'd be Dr Movez

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If Rainbow Dash were a Magikarp, well... I guess she'd be stuck using Rainbow Splash!

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4253

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>>4246
huh HA!

If Apple Bloom was a car she'd be Apple Vroom

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4254

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If this website were about Ponies it'd be about 20% cooler.

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If Rarity went bowling, and knocked down three pins on her first roll, and then the rest on her second, she'd be Spareity.

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>>4252
Lol'd

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>>4254

This is about ponies.

We are using the ponies to create puns.

Radiance!WoGPclRyUYCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4258

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If Twilight Sparkle was an boy
She would be Mr. Sparkle

Blind Zeal!LunaWQZQNkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4259

If Fluttershy was some kinda yellow bar used in cooking she'd be Buttershy.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4260

>>4258

I saw that pic coming from a mile away... but I still lol'd

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If Fluttershy were a poor grimy man lying on the side of the road, she'd be Gutterguy.

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>>4257
If Twilight fell asleep randomly all the time she'd be Twilight Narkl-epsy

Thunder !SpEcterF0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4263

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if Cheerilee were homosexual, she'd be Queerilee.

PSP!uEGUW52lhUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4264

>>4262

Ouch. Just ouch.

Rocky N. RollerCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4265

I Spike was the greatest piece of cutlery ever invented, he'd be Spork.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4266

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If Twilight was a glittery neon color she'd be Hi-Lite Sparkle

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4267

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If Pinkie Pie denied the Holocaust, she'd be Pinkie Lie.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4268

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>>4204
If Rainbow Dash were a punk rocker, she'd be Rainbow Clash.

ActionFlankCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4269

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If Applejack worked as a barista, I reckon they'd call her Frapplejack.

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If Zecora were jewish, she'd be Zethora

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4271

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If Fluttershy didn't want anypony to see her messy room, she'd be Cluttershy.

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If they used Twilight to grill food, she'd be Twilight Charcoal.

Thunder !SpEcterF0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4273

If Fluttershy were a professional assassin, she'd be Flutterdie.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4274

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If Applejack were an alcoholic beverage she would be... wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.

Twinkie Pinkie!a5H14ckwP.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4275

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if Applejack was a drug she'd be Applecrack

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If Twilight Sparkle was the president of France, she'd be Twilight Sparkozy (horrible).

ActionFlankCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4277

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When Fluttershy is feeling curious, she's been known to utter"why"

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4278

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If Big Macintosh could run OS-X without being manufactured by Apple, he'd be Big Hackintosh.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4279

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this is now the greatest thread on ponychan.

If Pinky Pie were an effeminate, youthful pony guy, she would be called Twinky Pinky.

wait...

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4280

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If Applejack got mad and decided to hit somepony, she'd be Applesmack.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4281

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If Scootaloo were a toucan-endorsed cereal, she'd be Frootaloops.

Sirtaptap!OXFcrXtY.2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4282

If Lyra told falsehoods she'd be Liera

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4283

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If Pinkie Pie stopped taking baths, she be Stinky Pie.

Thunder !SpEcterF0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4284

If Rarity were a comedian, she'd be Rarewitty

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If Pinkie Pie were Asian, she'd be Chinkie Thai.

I feel bad about that one.

Radiance!WoGPclRyUYCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4286

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If Rarity were a symmetry property of physical quantities or processes under spatial inversion, then she'd be Parity.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4287

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If Pinkie Pie had an uncontrollable muscle spasm in her left eye, she'd be Winkie Pie.

Twilight SparkleCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4288

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>>4285
AY THAT NOT NICE TO CHINA MAN

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If Applejack were the New York Yankees, she'd be Applestacked.

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If Twilight Sparkle we're a goth, she'd be Twinight Darkle.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4291

>>4288
I sorry I sorry.

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If Celestia were a bit more hateful, I believe she'd be Detestia.

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If Rarity was multiplied by herself, she'd be Squarity.

Hiro Fox!t.Kvo5rgtQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4294

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If Rainbow Dash were an army nurse, she'd be Rainbow M*A*S*H.

Edgar Allan PonyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4295

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If Apple Bloom were pregnant, she'd be Ample Womb.

Thunder !SpEcterF0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4296

>>4290
oh god where did i place that apostroph.

If Rarity were a nurse, she'd be Carity.

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If Apple Bloom was a discrete section of a house, she'd be Apple Room.

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If Rainbow Dash were a guido, s*** woulda been so Rainbow Cash.

Anon PonyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4300

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If Fluttershy was Jewish she would be Queen Elizabeth Esquire the 7th.

ActionFlankCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4301

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What if Rarity really DID become a cat lady? Would that make her Rarkitty?

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If Pinkie Pie were into whips, leathers, chains and feathers she'd be Kinky Pie.

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>>4302
I raff

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4304

If Derpy Hooves stopped bathing, she'd be Dirty Hooves.

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If you freeze Derpy, jam her in a cup and then stick a straw in it, she'd be Slurpee.

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If Derpy Hooves lazy eye were the result of domestic abuse...
Well that would be just awful

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If Trixie were a delicious candy bar, she'd be Twixie.

Kristofer!2rROF.G7BgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4308

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If Trixie were a horrible basketball team, she'd be Knicksy.

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If Derpy Hooves stepped in a marsh she'd be Murky Hooves

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If Derpy had the value of 3.1415, she'd be Der-Pi.

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>>4308
hahah, that's so sad.

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If Twilight Sparkle were Iron Man, she'd be Twilight Starkle.

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If Sweetie Bell was an athlete on a cereal box, she'd be Wheatie Bell.

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If Rainbow Dash were the
remains of
the home of
atmospheric liquid precipitation
after it was destroyed by arson
she'd be

Rain Abode Ash

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>>4311
ITS 3.1416 BECAUSE THERE'S A NINE AFTER THE FIVE WHICH WOULD MAKE THE FIVE GO UP TO SIX IF YOU WERE ROUNDING DSGNWOARNE

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>>4316
If you were an engineer. You would truncate numbers after you lost interest.

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If Luna was a suspicious growth on Arnold Schwarzenegger, she'd be a Tuma.

>ho ho, ohhhhhh god

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>>4308
Hey, Shovel-face!

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If Pinkie Pie had fingers and misplaced one in her ocular cavity she'd be Pinkie Eye

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If Fluttershy played the flute she'd be Flootershy.

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>>4318

Well done.

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If Zecora had a knack for interior aesthetics she would be Decora.
If Apple Bloom had a knack for cleaning she would be Apple Broom.

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If Princess Celestia were blind she'd be Princess Seelesstia.

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If Pinky only had one eye, they'd call her Pinkie Pieclops

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File: 130127836240.jpg (7.52 KB, 206x208, 130082694791.jpg)

If Twilight Sparkle had aviaphobia, she'd be Flyfright Sparkle.

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>>4315
HA!

If Sweetie Bell made you sick, she'd be Sweetie-bola virus.

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If Rarity was Demetri Martin, she'd be Hilarity.

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If Fluttershy was made out of flowers during the Rose Parade, she'd be Floatershy.

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If nightmare moon took over the sun she'll be nightmare noon

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If Trixie liked eating out, she'd be Lixie

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If Rainbow Dash were a dog, she'd be Great Danebow Dachshund.

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File: 130127859625.png (133.36 KB, 450x540, 130040057773.png)

If Apple Bloom were manufactured by a soft drink company that had a noxious chemical accident, she'd be Snapple Fume.

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If Fluttershy grew crops, she'd be Flutterrye

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If Fluttershy had an eye problem she'd be Flutterstye.

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>>4327
Ha, nice one.

If Celestia hosted American Idol, she'd be Ryan Seacrestia.

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>>4340
Cue Epic Sax Guy music, that one was great.

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If Rarity started eating too much and it all went to her flank, she'd be Posteriarity.

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If Pinkie Pie worked at a jail, she'd be Klinkypie.

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If the Wonder Bolts had dropped out of school, they'd be the Wonder Dolts

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If Celestia were a police officer she would be Arrestia.

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I love this thread.

>>4344
Or if she was on Hogan's Heroes, she'd be Colonel Klinky Pie.

And whenever she goes downstairs all by herself, she's Slinky Pie.

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If Applejack were a breakfast cereal...

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>>4344
Col. Pink!

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File: 130127913270.png (13.02 KB, 271x226, 130066041277.png)

If Fluttershy was a bum, she'd be Guttershy.

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>>4345
Buh HA!

If Princess Celestia was a registered sex offender, she'd be Princess Molestya.

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if rainbow dash was in a metal band she'd be Rainbow Thrash

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File: 130127920540.jpg (22.64 KB, 320x343, 130085035728.jpg)

If Applejack was a stock exchange, maybe she'd be AppleSDAQ

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If Photo Finish was Scandinavian she would be Photo Finnish.

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>>4355
If Derpy kept on mixing up her image files, she'd be Ponychan.

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File: 130127941868.png (92.55 KB, 296x296, Noi.png)

If Noi were a beanbag she'd be poi!

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If Twilight Sparkle were a shitty vampire romance novel she would be Twilight Sparkle.

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If Apple Bloom were a Pokemon, she'd be Apple Gloom.

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>>4366
And if she stole your Domino's pizza, she'd be Noid.

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if pinkie pie and fluttershy were spies
they'd be pinkie spy and flutterspy

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Is Spike were an entertaining detective show on the USA network, he'd be Psych.

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If Rarity was difficult to find, she'd be Rarity.

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If Spike were an X-Man he'd be Spike

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If Rainbow Dash was my tripcode, she'd b RainSnow Splash

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If Apple Bloom were an Apocalypse Pony she would be Apple Doom.

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If Spike replaced his limbs with two wheels, he'd be Bike.

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If Rarity were fourteen, she'd be a Rariteenager.

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If Spike were Rainbow Dash he'd be Dyke

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If Rarity were an economic term for a lack of a specific good in the market she'd be Scarcity.

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File: 130128006705.png (145.68 KB, 445x385, 130105308403.png)

If Rarity looked more like a European polecat, she'd be Ferrety.

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If Pinkie Pie was in the same game as Zelda, she'd be Linkie Pie.

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If Derpy was a D20 roleplaying system she'd be GURPSy.

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If Rarity were some vague, reversible feature on a sci-fi device, she'd be Polarity.

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>>4388

Since Celestia is female, I'm sure she produces lots of Celestrogen.

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>>4393
If Celestia did more sneaking around, she'd be Celespionage.

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>>4392

Quick! Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

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If Fluttershy were a snack food, she'd be Nutterbuttershy.

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If Ditzy Doo sold shampoo she'd be Ditzy Dew.

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if pinkie pie where a clever criminal shed be pinkie sly

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>>4396
Wait, what do I do?! Neutron flows don't have those! Help me doctor!

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If Rarity were Applejack, she'd be Agrarity.

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If Trixie were a river in the underworld, she'd be the river Styxie.

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If Applejack was a GPS, she'd be Map-ple Track.

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>>4400

Divide by zero!

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If Rainbow Dash was a Pokemon Character, she'd be Rainbow Ash

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If Twilight Sparkle were Will Smith, she'd be Twolot Spockle!

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If Rarity had a twin, they'd be a Pairity.

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>>4407
And she'd take her sick pokemon to Nurse Noi

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If Pinkie Pie came out of Velma's mouth she'd be "Jinkies, guys!"

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File: 130128099738.jpg (21.05 KB, 449x339, 130101417073.jpg)

If Fluttershy was getting new windows, she'd be Shutterbuy.

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File: 130128106772.png (36.27 KB, 344x334, 129973495999.png)

If Fluttershy were used to hit white balls into holes in the ground, she'd be Puttershy.

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If Apple bloom was good at sewing, she'd be Ample Loom.

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If Nightmare Moon was a dead media platform, she'd be Nightmare Zune.

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If the sea ponies were to get average grades, they'd be C-ponies.

toonboy92484Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4421

File: 130128136581.png (133.36 KB, 450x540, 130040057773.png)

If Apple Bloom had a line of different flavored drinks, then she'd be Snapple Bloom

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File: 130128179012.gif (524.29 KB, 366x341, 129919636912.gif)

I guess the party's finally dying down.

Kudos to everypony in this thread, it was a keeper.

A KEEPER, HINT HINT MODS.

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>>4424
that was a lot of puns

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Oh. Oh God. You know my one weakness! I'M MELTING! I'MMMMM MELLLLTINGGGGGGG

OH WHAT A WORLD. WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLDDDDDDDD....

NOT PUNS!

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If spike had a bike, I'm sure it'd be a trike
If Rarity's speech was imparitied, her conversations wouldn't have much clarity
If Celestia were arrestiaed, there'd be political unrestia

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>>4424

I procrastinated on my homework for two hours doing this. Lol.

That was pretty sweet.

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>>4427

You're quite good.

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If Rainbow Dash was on money, she'd be Rainbow Cash.
awwwwwww yeah

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>>4429
Thanks bro, you're quite the clever pony yourself

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>>4427
Punderful!

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If background ponies were wrestlers, they'd be smackdown ponies.

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>>4431

Now if only we could get a new group of people to start making new puns.

I'm quite tired have used most of the stuff I can come up with. I'm assuming the other few who were consistently making puns are all punned out too.

OTHER PEOPLE MAKE PUNS DAMNIT TAKE IT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

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>>4434
I'm out. Will post if any inspiration hits me.

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I mean I could technically keep at it.

But my brain hurts and I have 7/10 of an essay to write still.

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File: 130128267883.png (42.46 KB, 269x267, 1299476540183.png)

Ditto. I'm outta good ones.

>pic is John Sadden

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>>4438

Then the ponies would have to embark on a treacherous questia in which would put their bravery to the testia in order to get Celestia out of that messtia!

Honey Blush !288VSz2YRICountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4441

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If Zecora was the northern lights, she'd be Zecaurora.

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>>4438
amazing

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>>4443

Luckily these ponies are the bestia. I mean, I confesstia, they're only six normal ponies. But unlesstia any power can defeat the Power of Friendship, Celestia will return to Equestria.

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>>4439
There ARE good puns! Whenever you hear one, you should consider yourself blessedia.

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Isn't it about time to put this story to restia?

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>>4446

But i haven't even gotten to the part about the incestia...

Luna and Celestia...

Well. Actually. Maybe youre right.

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>>4446
I admit this one line of puns is under extreme duresstia, but don't get too stresstia.

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>>4449
oh good I killed it

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>>4450

Man.

I feel like this should be archived.

I mean. We worked so hard on this thread.

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>>4427
>>4438
>>4440
>>4443
>>4444
>>4445
>>4446
>>4447
>>4448

Somepony screen cap this pleeeeeeeassseeee

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>>4452

How to get them all together though?

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>>4451
I'm with you. But then I don't know how many people outside of the pun-makers actually enjoyed this thread.

BUT COME ON

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>>4452

He did. Lol.

Maybe just him.

BUT STILL

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>>4451

I guess you could say... we really pulled out all the clops

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4457

If Fluttershy had Rarity's wings, she'd be Flutterby,

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>>4458
Aww you kept my part in, how sweet of you!

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>>4458

Everypony here at least save this and post it occasionally so that what we've done here isn't for naught. Lol.

But anyway.

ON WITH THE PUNS.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4462

>>4274
Dang it, I was gonna do that one.

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If Rarity enforced the law equally on all parties, she'd be Fairity.

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>>4463
And if she didn't, she'd be Disparity.

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If Fluttershy acquired a speech impediment she'd be Stuttershy.

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4466

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If Derpy Hooves wasn't cockeyed and mentally unstable, then she would just be Hooves

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4468

If Applejack was a protagonist in a game by Rockstar, she'd be Carjack.

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>>4465

And if you spread her on bread, she'd be Buttershy.

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4470

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>>4465

But then she could be Scattershy!

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>>4466

If Fluttershy weren't a Pegasus pony, she'd be Shy.

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>>4465
When Fluttershy stays in during a storm, she's Watershy.

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>>4466

If Applejack lived on a tropical island, she'd probably be Pineapplejack.

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File: 130128470446.gif (178.99 KB, 385x267, 130033187306.gif)

If Fluttershy was a crime boss that enslaved Princess Leina, she'd be Jabba the Huttershy.

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4475

File: 130128482707.png (139 KB, 379x313, 130064870732.png)

If Rainbow Dash were sexually promiscuous, she would develop a Rainbow Rash.

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>>4452
Here ya go

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>>4475
If Rainbow Dash were an equine typhoon with a huge double-dollar bounty on her head, she'd be Rainbow Vash the Stampede.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4478

If Rainbow Dash was into writing homoerotic fanfiction, she'd be Rainbow Slash.

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>>4476

Lol. Well played.

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File: 130128509609.gif (651.68 KB, 256x144, 129904332531.gif)

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4482

>>4476
Oh man that made me laugh

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4483

If Pinky Pie were Benjamin Button, she'd be Shrinky Die

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>>4483

DEAR GOD THAT'S GENIUS.

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>>4483
YOU WIN THIS ROUND JOSEF

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If Granny Smith were Darth Vader, she'd be Granny Sith.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4488

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>>4470
I laughed my flank off.

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4489

If Twilight Sparkle was a handyman, she'd be Twilight Spackle.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4490

File: 130128564989.jpg (135.42 KB, 1920x1080, 130048856270.jpg)

If Rarity were to stay the same for years and years, she'd be Familiarity.

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4491

File: 130128565195.gif (29.99 KB, 125x125, 00164654_0001.gif)

If Rainbow Dash was exposed to radiation and turned into a rampaging monster, she would be Rainbow Smash!

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4492

If Big Macintosh were a cheeseburger...

He'd be a whopper.

A whopper.

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4493

If Rainbow Dash played Country Music, she'd be Johnny Dash.

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>>4492
And if a whopper were a horse it'd be a clopper.

wait what

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If Pinkie Pie were a good ice skater, she'd be Rinkie Pie.


Oh wait.

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4496

If Derpy played a pirate, she'd be Johnny Derp

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>>4496

I lol'd

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File: 130128621986.png (139.17 KB, 577x355, staaaaaare.png)

If fluttershy was a disease, she'd be Flutterstye

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4499

If Celestia were a tree, she'd be of the forestia.

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4500

If Twilight Sparkle was a literature critic, she'd be Twilight Sucks.

Chief_FirstRider!!HmZmEwBGqxCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4501

If Twilight Sparkle liked underwater exploration, she'd be Twilight Snorkel.

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4502

File: 130128633498.jpg (63.75 KB, 950x1024, 130102212949.jpg)

If Pinkie Pie went to Finland, she'd be Helsinki Pie.

Gordon Freemane!LOrb1eIligCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4503

File: 130128641998.png (1.07 MB, 1000x1300, 130121407721.png)

If fluttershy was asian she would be flutterthai

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4504

If Apple Bloom went through puberty, then she'd be a rose in Bloom

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File: 130128646208.jpg (6.87 KB, 175x175, trix-rabbit.jpg)

If this rabbit wanted to steal a pony, he'd go for Trixie.

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4506

If Fluttershy was a show about a serial killer, she'd be Higurashy.

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>>4505
If Trixie was a show about a serial killer, she'd be Trixter.

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4508

If Flutterguy were to spam violent pictures, she'd be Fluttergore

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File: 130128673386.jpg (40.75 KB, 568x346, 130111734262.jpg)

If Fluttershy was a deliveryboy who got frozen for 1000 years, she'd be Flutter J. Fry.

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File: 130128675371.png (399.43 KB, 1280x720, pinkiepiedesert.png)

If Pinkie Pie was a round metal spring, she would be Slinkie Pie!

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4511

If the incestshippers were correct, Celestia would be Incestia.

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4512

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If Fluttershy looked like this, she'd be Flutterstache

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4513

If Spike bought a television channel, it would be called Spike TV.... wait what?

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4514

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If Gilda was covered in gold, she'd be Gilded

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4515

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If Luna was an exhibitionist, she'd be Moona

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>>4514
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

>mfw i don't have any csi miami pics of any kind

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4517

If Pinky Pie worked with Applejack, she'd be Apple Pie.

Amonisis!se/xGmYaM.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4518

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if rainbow dash was as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog, she'd be Rainbow Dash!


wait a moment...

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If Scootaloo helped assassinate JFK, she'd be Shootatwo

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>>4516

>ucanhaz :3

King Coalt!/nnV6zNI0cCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4521

If Fluttershy never spoke up she'd be Muttershy

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4522

Consequently, in a less forced pun, if Scootaloo supported the Second Amendment, she'd be Shootaloo.

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>>4521

Then she's already Muttershy. Lol.

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>>4522

If she were a cobbler she'd be Bootaloo,
if she grew produce she'd be Fruitaloo,
if she were a tailor she'd be Suitaloo,
if she were an owl she'd be Hootaloo,
if she were an amphibian she'd be Newtaloo-
CAN I STOP NAO?!1

Meteor !pStormXIQUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4525

File: 130128788908.png (87.45 KB, 307x350, 130128549602.png)

Man. I wish the mods would archive this.

Just because I would be happy.

!!Scootaloo ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4526

>>4524

Ookay, this thread made me giggle. Especially said post. Good job, everypony.

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>>4524

One more.

If Scootaloo was a brony, she'd be Tootaloo

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>>4526

You are orange! I color checked, and you were lying!

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If Twilight was a angsty teenage vampire, She'd still be Twilight Sparkle!

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4530

If Twilight Sparkle was a dom, she'd be Twilight Spankle.

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>>4525
damn it a mod finally came in and posted positively. Oh well, posting this anyway!

ATTENTION MODS:

it is your /arch/nemesis, the Subliminal Message!

Cling to your feeble hope! You have no chance to SAVE THIS THREAD from its horrible fate!

No pleas of mercy shall MOVE me! THIS night, my patience hangs not even by a THREAD! Just try TO defeat me, your /ARCH/nemesis! I dare you! Huh HA!

I see what you're trying to do here. It's not going to work.
Oh wait..

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>>4526

If this were 4chan, you would be Mootaloo.

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This thread is beautiful.

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Aww I missed the mod

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>>4524
If she grew potatoes she would be Rootaloo
If she didn't speak she would be Mutealoo
If she played a woodwind instrument she would be Flutealoo
If she created a site filled with parasprites she would be mootaloo
If she was a chimney cleaner she would be Chutealoo
If she was a thief she would be Lootaloo
If she was a pony she would be Cutealoo
If she was cruel she would be Brutealoo

oh lawd

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I guess scootaloos name is just extremely exploitable? Lol

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I guess scootaloos name is just extremely exploitable? Lol

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File: 130128938983.gif (429.37 KB, 162x305, 130042919015.gif)

>>4536
If she was an artist she'd be Doodle-loo
If she was a rooster she'd be Cockadoodleoo
If she was Lucille Bluth doing a chicken impression she'd be A-coodledoodle-oo
If she was a lawyer she'd be Refutealoo
If she was a robot she'd be Computaloo
If she was a reed she'd be Bambootaloo
If she was an 80s band she'd be Huey Lewtaloo and the Newtaloos

>look at her she hates it

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>>4537

If Scootaloo were a internet meme she would be exploitabloo

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4541

If she followed Hebrew teachings, she'd be Jewtaloo
If she was in some R34, she'd be Screwtaloo.
If she worked in the water treatment plant, she'd be Pootaloo.

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File: 130128953380.jpg (201.46 KB, 1000x1000, scootaloobathtime.jpg)

If Scootaloo were a chicken, she'd be Scootaloo

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4543

File: 130128996086.jpg (48.44 KB, 500x382, what with the bodies.jpg)

If she was a search engine she'd be Yahootaloo
If she was a threat she'd be WHY-YOU-LITTLE-OO
If she was filled with various animals she'd be Zootaloo
And if she was a ridiculously good-looking model she'd be Scootazoolander.

I'm going too far. This ends now.

!!Scootaloo ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4544

>>4528

What are you taaaaalkin' about?
Remember the mod that always posted in orange?
That's me. :p

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>>4543
the endaloo to scootaloo name changaloo's?

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>>4545
if the rest of the name didn't change, sure!

If she was in the Jungle Book, she'd be Scootbaloo.

The Records KeeperCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4547

VICTORY! /arch/ived!

!!Scootaloo ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4548

>>4547

You're welcome. :p

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>>4548
Thank you Scootaloo
:)

!!Scootaloo ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4550

>>4528

I figured out what you're talking about, PSP.

!!RainbowDash thought you were asking if I was Orange or Sherbert, the users. Not the colors.

And if you'll kindly note, I never answered you there, as I promptly fell asleep. So there!

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File: 130129074627.gif (439.19 KB, 291x361, 129973943657.gif)

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>4232
>mfw

!!Scootaloo ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4554

If uh.. er.. if Princess Luna were a fish.. hmm..
Oh!

If Princess Luna were a fish, she'd be uh.. mmm.. If she were a fish, she'd be.. Princess Tuna?!

Am I ah.. doin' this right?

Also;
http://kefkafloyd.deviantart.com/art/Scootaloo-Color-Guide-200074459
http://tinyurl.com/4rcpxae

Gordon Freemane!LOrb1eIligCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4555

File: 130129173522.gif (528.87 KB, 591x510, 130110053925.gif)

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4556

If Scoutaloo was an evil Pokemon she'd be Mewtwo...aloo

Corn-Pone!71l1sViydECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4557

File: 130129273515.jpg (30.25 KB, 472x454, 1273715383653.jpg)

350 posts?! Wholly ravioli. That is a LOT OF PUNS.

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>>4557
It's punomenal!

Josef!!N1BQyzAJV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4559

>>4557

We're all quite punn-

No, even I can't bring myself to say something that punishing.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 4560

File: 130129452890.jpg (15.66 KB, 481x303, CARLOOOOS.jpg)

This thread. This entire thread.

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>>4560
that filename with the picture together made me laugh.

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Archived? Fuckyeah.jpg


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