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Sex thread Time Lord!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529336[Last 50 Posts]

Hey, /oat/, let's try a sex thread!

How do you like your sex? Was anything not like you expected? If you have not had sex, how do you think you will like it? General atmosphere, activities, or anything else you want to talk about.

Ideally this thread will be friendly and educational.

(Please keep to the more legal side of sex stuff, even for fantasies you don't intend to carry out. Thank you!)

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>>2529336
I got a blow job from a girl I wasn't totally into in hindsight, so it was kind of meh.

Could have had more than that the days following, but didn't feel like it.

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i want to get fucked so much and so hard i transcend reality and become a god

🍎 {BUG Commander} Anonthony (Ponychan Rebel Ataman) [♦♦♦♦]Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529339

I really love my partners to be submissive, and for sex to be intense, communicative and "goal oriented" in the sense is both (or more!) partners to be actively doing things to make the others experience as hot as possible.

!ScyphTlOY6Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529340

>How do you like your sex?
Solitary.

Autistic_Anon!BRATzK6Q6oCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529341

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>How do you like your sex?
Usually one-sided, with each participant taking turns to satisfy the other at an agreeable pace. It's hard for me to concentrate on enjoying myself while also providing an enjoyable experience for my partner, so I'd rather just focus on one or the other.
> Was anything not like you expected?
The oral was actually easier than I thought. Fingering was tricky. Didn't realize I could actually hit the bladder if I went far enough. That was crazy.
>General atmosphere, activities, or anything else you want to talk about.
Also, I like butt worship more than anything, even if that means I'm not getting my wee-wee wet during the process. Also a fan of naked snuggles more than sex itself. Less pressuring and energy consuming. And I'm a fan of tongue use on my end. Like tasking things.

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I just like being with someone I care about. Most of my fantasies don't really translate well into reality.

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>>2529344
Lmao r u an inflation fetishist

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>If you have not had sex, how do you think you will like it?
I guess I will like it, but those 80 bucks I'll never see again.

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>>2529336

>How do you like your sex?


Often

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>>2529346
trust me, those sex toys are worth it

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I'm not really a big guy on sex, at any rate. When I think of a relationship sex isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

Guess I'm weird.

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>>2529336
Sex isn't real, it's made up by the government to keep us unhappy that we aren't getting it.

Think about it. People that have holes in their bodies? Instead of a penis? It's preposterous.

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>>2529345
Why is that the first thing you think of?

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>>2529346
Zozzle

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>>2529350
You have a butthole. You know what you must do.

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>>2529353
yeah but I also have a penis (just like everyone else)

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Idk. I'd probably want a more experienced partner to take charge, tbh.

Time Lord!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529356

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(Hopefully none of my replies sound condescending, I just want to make sure people know their posts have been read!)

Ooh, I should join in...

>How do you like your sex?

Right now I prefer friendly and fun! My main sex partner of 2015 was kind of a jerk and I'd been really missing cheerful sex. New casual sex partner is so much what I was after that it's almost eerie, haha...

>Was anything not like you expected?

The male sex drive. Society kind of makes out men to be ravenous sex monsters, and I had to work out that, shockingly, men are people too, and as such they have both emotions and varying tastes (including not always being very into sex).

>>2529337
Being into someone definitely can improve sex.

>>2529338
>>2529339
(I've only just realised there's more than one "BUG" poster! Oops.)

>>2529338
Orgasms can get pretty intense, but they don't last forever. Still, aim high!

>>2529339
That sounds both agreeable and practical!

>>2529340
Also fine.

>>2529341
>Usually one-sided, with each participant taking turns to satisfy the other at an agreeable pace.
Hm, I tend to prefer the selfish approach as I find that tends to go better for everyone involved. That does depend on us both preferring harder/faster though, and falls apart badly when that's not the case.

>> Was anything not like you expected?

>The oral was actually easier than I thought.
Is that on women? I'm not sure where the stereotypes involving cunnilingus have come from, really.

>Didn't realize I could actually hit the bladder if I went far enough. That was crazy.

Come again? I mean, yes, it's pretty easy to press against the other side of the bladder, but I'd say the most noticeable effect including the bladder is how quickly it gets filled by dry orgasming (when women hold it in the liquid's pushed into the bladder).

>Also, I like butt worship more than anything

A fellow worshipper! Butts aren't my thing, though. How does that present itself for you?

?Also a fan of naked snuggles more than sex itself. Less pressuring and energy consuming.
I only really go for that post-sex, but then it's nice.

It sounds like you're very relaxing as a partner!

>>2529342

>my first time was meh
I'm sorry to hear that. Still, maybe it somehow influenced your later sex, which you say was better?

>>2529343
Is that what you're like?

>>2529344
That's okay. There's more to sexual experiences than fulfilling fantasies!

>>2529346
Well, so long as you stay safe!

>>2529347
Always nice!

>>2529349
Lots of people, including men, aren't that big on sex. Some people have high sex drives, but at the end of the day it's still just sex, not the be-all and end-all.

>>2529350
When you put it like that, it does sound suspicious...

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>>2529351
he's projecting

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>>2529356
Not being into it basically made it feel worse than masturbating.

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>>2529357
Projecting my semen into your butthole, nerd

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>How do I like my sex?
Lots? I've got pretty much the same libido I had in high school and now I'm in my 30s.
>Not like I expected?
I can't say I predicted that it would be with a dude.
>Atmosphere, activities, etc
I'm a cuddler, neither of us like playing too rough, pretty vanilla.

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>>2529350
HOW DO THEY PEEEEEEEE

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>>2529360
I'm not a nerd!
I can talk to people without losing my spaghetti!

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Um...well, I tend to like my sex to be passionate and loving, unless we're doing some kinky stuff in which case I'm really into some mild BDSM. Get out the ropes~

I've not had sex before, but I think it will be fun. I'm kinda worried that I've built it up too much in my head and it will be disappointing.

Since you're a girl, I gotta ask, how should a guy approach having sex with a girl without causing her too much pain in the vag or whatever? My mom says that sex just hurts a lot of women and they dont enjoy it, but that just sounds like her being disgruntle.

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>>2529349
>not really a big guy
But do you fly good?

>>2529350
Your penis has a hole in it

>>2529356
Yeah, on women. I found the clitoris all by myself! Even she was surprised I didn't need help with it; I went "is this it?" and touched it, then she moaned, and I went "Oh, I guess it is. Neat". Though I'll admit, I wasn't able to get her all the way to the finish with just oral, that's where fingers had to come into play.
How does butt worship present itself? Not sure if that means you're asking what it looks like, but it's basically me embracing it in every way I can think of one after another, touching, squeezing, scratching, sniffing, mouthing, rubbing face up against it, getting sat on, you name it. In a nutshell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU
Relaxing is a nice way to put it. It's more flattering than "lazy" I suppose.

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>>2529355
Also I think I'd be mostly in it to deepen the relationship and get more comfortable with someone. The actual physical pleasure might not do so much for me.

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>>2529348
I'm good even without the trv e-cred that is dragon dildoes.
>>2529356
>men are people too
I am so sorry you had to see this

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>How do you like your sex?
I don't care for being directly stimulated, I'm more into the lovely feeling down my spine when I'm pleasing my partner, or when he pets my head, even simply calls me beautiful. It's the simple things. That's all I want. I would gladly even be in a relationship without any actual sex acts upon me as long as that remains.

On the topic of atmosphere, I find people coming up with music playlists for it to be really weird...

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>>2529363
I bet you'd spaghetti all over the place if you met me and get all flustered and embarrassed

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Sex is lewd and lewd is wrong.

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>>2529369
I want to pet your head

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>>2529336
Ok, so what to say
>How do you like your sex?
I dont know, i have got a few, but i can say, i like it when im not sick, because when im sick, i have a really hard time keeping the mind set on.
But for everything else, I like to be pleasing my partner, Is like I focus on not trying to dissapoint.

I have only slept with one Tranwoman on multiple ocations, and i must say, that im confuse what im suppose to do, because she is all about wanting to play the girl rol, which is perfectly fine with me, but im humping her for something between 5 to 10 minutes, and she keep askimg me if im going to cum soon, which make me nervous because I feel like Im doing something wrong, what is the hurry.

The last time just started using different positions, so if I do it again, i would try to move her around more.

And to that more problems to the mix, She is taking her hormones and all that, but she say she doesnt like that much to orgasm and ejaculate, because she say she loose hormones by cumming... Confusing me because Im far for comming while humping her, but I dont want her to cum at the same time i want to pleasure her?.... just get me confuse.

I have tried to research and cant find stuff about it.
And apparently, some doctor said It isnt a problem.

So lets add this question, because i want to know. A tranny cant cum with out loosing her inserted hormones? or she just make a little of "male" hormones by cumming?

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>>2529370
To be fair buff people with an attitude tend to induce spaghetti.

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>>2529371
It's only lewd if there's an anime picture involved

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>>2529337
I tried. -_-

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>>2529377
It was me, not you.

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>>2529370
Nah I'm pretty good at at least faking confidence

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>>2529377
>toy's greatest failure

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>>2529372
Aw, thanks~

>>2529373
Mmmmhm.

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>>2529380
Yeah until we get back to your place

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>>2529384
The gayest.

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>>2529386
probably

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>>2529387

Nobody here is actually gay or straight. Just a bunch of generically horny lewd folk who'd fuck whatever I am firmly convinced.

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Tfw no harem of starshine, zeke, vilci, queenie and toyboz

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>>2529388
Vilci has a BF so I'm pretty sure he's gay.

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>>2529388
Ive literally fucked dudes in the ass and cum in their mouths.

Tho, you're still a bigger faggot than I am~

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>>2529381
You can't win them all.

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>>2529385
We can't just hang out?

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>>2529393
We could try but i dont think it would last long before things got sexy

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>>2529388
Yoo, this is a nice thread. Don't ruin it with your rudeposting.

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>>2529393

with your wang out

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>>2529388
I, err, don't top, like, in any way, ever, sooo... even if I liked girls somehow, I wouldn't be willing to have sex with one.

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>>2529397
Just give her a strap on.

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>>2529395

That doesn't sound like a denial.

>>2529397

Fine you win, but I'm going to chalk it up to an anomaly.

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why are threads so gay

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>>2529399
Oh, you notied that. Perceptive of you.

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Bottom. Anal. Yes.

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>>2529394
Do you have sex with everyone you spend time with?

>>2529396
I bet you'd like that

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>tfw haven't had any sex at all in eight or nine years
It's really starting to seem like I never will again.

also these were me, forgot to namefield
>>2529350
>>2529354

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>>2529403
Just the subby gay guys.

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>>2529400
Because unadulterated faggotry.

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>>2529406
Everypony's an unadulterated faggot for Braeburn.

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>>2529404

Could always go pick up some bar sluts if it matters that much to you.

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>>2529336

> If you have not had sex, how do you think you will like it

>not had sex
>no sex

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>>2529408
It doesn't. I don't want to settle for less.

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>>2529404
Some of us haven't had any at all. Either way, it sucks being lonely

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>>2529336
I never had sex ;_;
I bet I will love it ! but I bet it won't happen anytime soon.... unless I will go to prostitute ;(

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>>2529411
u trynna get the pipe?

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>>2529398
Eh, they just don't at all compare. They don't have a pulse and warmth and... other lewd things.
gosh i am so lewd

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>Tfw only made it to third base
Least my ex got pretty pretty lewd with her "practice" so my idea, reverse cowgirl or just a position where I can grab that ass.

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>>2529415
I'm sure they don't, but if you liked girls I'm sure you'd be willing to be pegged.

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>>2529410

I don't know what that means... But ok...

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>>2529417
I guess that makes sense, yeah.
...I would be a really weird person.
Weirder than now, maybe.

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>>2529414
idk maybe

>tfw it seems I can't even really into anal because that region seems more delicate than it should be or something. not hard to make it bleed.


I bought a Dragon Horse dildo last year and I never even use it. Waste of money, turns out.

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>>2529420
U wanna sick sum dick?

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>>2529405
Wow, quite the nympho :P

>>2529413
In some cultures, losing your virginity to a prostitute is a rite of passage

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>>2529419
You'd basically be me.

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>>2529421
that's not sex :(

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restriced

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>>2529355
>>2529367
That sounds like a practical and safe way to approach it. I hope it goes very well when you find that person!

>>2529358
Ah, not good! At least it gives you an idea of what you really want, I suppose? Would be nice if bodies could be more specific sometimes.

I hope your future experiences are much better!

>>2529361
>>How do I like my sex?
>Lots? I've got pretty much the same libido I had in high school and now I'm in my 30s.
Nice! Well, assuming that's at a practical level of "lots".

>>Not like I expected?

>I can't say I predicted that it would be with a dude.
>>Atmosphere, activities, etc
>I'm a cuddler, neither of us like playing too rough, pretty vanilla.
Aww, this sounds cute!

>>2529364
>Um...well, I tend to like my sex to be passionate and loving, unless we're doing some kinky stuff in which case I'm really into some mild BDSM. Get out the ropes~
What about passionate, loving, BDSM?

>I've not had sex before, but I think it will be fun. I'm kinda worried that I've built it up too much in my head and it will be disappointing.

I found a lot of it was exactly as fun as my sex drive insisted it would be, but that somewhat depends on the right situation. Like others have said, settling for something you don't want just because it's sex can make it worse. Casual sex, for example, isn't for everyone.

>Since you're a girl, I gotta ask, how should a guy approach having sex with a girl without causing her too much pain in the vag or whatever?

I gather I'm a bit more durable than a lot of girls, so I may not be the one to ask. Takes a lot to get me at all sore and I'm somewhat into that, ha...

If you want to be on the safe side, though, probably lots of communication, a decent amount of foreplay, and maybe invest in some lube in case it would help and she's fine with that. I know one guy who insisted using guys using their own spit as lube is normal, but that was gross and I've seen little to nothing of other guys doing that (porn doesn't count).

As long as your partner's comfortable saying if it feels bad then it shouldn't be a problem. The idea that people should magically guess what their sex partners want is pretty silly (tastes vary).

>>2529365
>that's where fingers had to come into play.
Ha, well figured out!

>How does butt worship present itself? Not sure if that means you're asking what it looks like, but it's basically me embracing it in every way I can think of one after another, touching, squeezing, scratching, sniffing, mouthing, rubbing face up against it, getting sat on, you name it.

Ah, that makes sense!

A team of worshippers would make for a great sexy massage parlour, I think.

>>2529368
>I'm good even without the trv e-cred that is dragon dildoes.
But how will you know unless you try them?

>>men are people too

>I am so sorry you had to see this
It was hard to comprehend.

>>2529369
>I don't care for being directly stimulated, I'm more into the lovely feeling down my spine when I'm pleasing my partner, or when he pets my head, even simply calls me beautiful. It's the simple things. That's all I want. I would gladly even be in a relationship without any actual sex acts upon me as long as that remains.
Ah, that's different! I'm glad you know what matters for you. Was it hard to work it out, or did you always suspect?

>On the topic of atmosphere, I find people coming up with music playlists for it to be really weird...

People do that? That would be odd...

>>2529374
>i like it when im not sick, because when im sick, i have a really hard time keeping the mind set on.
I think that is normal. I like the distraction when I'm ill, but I have been told that's strange.

>But for everything else, I like to be pleasing my partner, Is like I focus on not trying to dissapoint.

That sounds a little bit anxious. Hopefully you'll become more confident as time passes!

>I have only slept with one Tranwoman on multiple ocations, and i must say, that im confuse what im suppose to do, because she is all about wanting to play the girl rol, which is perfectly fine with me, but im humping her for something between 5 to 10 minutes, and she keep askimg me if im going to cum soon, which make me nervous because I feel like Im doing something wrong, what is the hurry.

Hm, maybe she feels sore? Being overly anxious can make it harder to orgasm, so it's probably not helping.

I think maybe you should talk to her about it? It can't be so bad if you've been with her more than once, but communication's a pretty key thing even for casual encounters.

>And to that more problems to the mix, She is taking her hormones and all that, but she say she doesnt like that much to orgasm and ejaculate, because she say she loose hormones by cumming...

>And apparently, some doctor said It isnt a problem.
>So lets add this question, because i want to know. A tranny cant cum with out loosing her inserted hormones? or she just make a little of "male" hormones by cumming?
I haven't heard of this before and I'm no expert, but it sounds a little unlikely to me. Hopefully someone on here knows more about it, but I'd definitely say to talk to her more.

Maybe she just feels less female when she ejaculates, and that's more of a problem than the hormone stuff, or maybe she was misinformed. Either way, communication! Sex shouldn't be worrying for anyone involved.

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>>2529356

Yes, yes it is

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>>2529426
I guess. I basically just want to feel good by making them feel good.

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>>2529422
Not in mine...

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I like rubbing and touching a lot.
For this purpose I shaved my entire body, not including my head region.

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>>2529426
>But how will you know unless you try them?
I won't and I can live with this lack of knowledge.
>>2529429
Where are hookers in Poland even typically from?
>>2529430
You can't do that with body hair?

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>>2529431
You can, but maybe it will feel nicer this way!

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>>2529431
What? I don't get what you ask

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>>2529426
It was actually a bit of a surprise to find out... by my second time I had definitely figured it out but I didn't want to outright say it because it was embarrassing.

I mean, "please don't actually touch me there at all, I don't like it, I would rather only touch you"... obviously sounds really strange, like I'm hiding some sort of deep seated phobia or something... some of the reasons are more physical but that's private stuff, either way, hard to explain.

I've since just adapted to it, since it's only safe for someone to know what isn't okay when we start. Luckily, I've known understanding people.

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>>2529434
/patpat

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>>2529435
>internet hugs <3

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>>2529436
No, I was trying to make you cum with head pats.

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Living in a country full of whores and easy women does not help to my self-esteem at all.
Maybe I am just a nasty person... or because looking for love instead casual sex... I don't know...

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>>2529438
You don't like the idea of casual sex

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>>2529407
>Everyone's gay for Brae' Brae'.

nice meme :^)

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>>2529437
Ah, you'll need more than two pats for that... three, minimum...

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>>2529432
Haven't tested it yet?

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>>2529442
Not yet, but soon.

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>>2529438
Just take a whore and make her a princess! Problem solved.

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Mutual(usually) and tender; I enjoy the fondling, snuggling and cuddling as much as the sex itself.
I also got a soft spot for oral.

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>>2529438
>Maybe I am just a nasty person... or because looking for love instead casual sex... I don't know..
I know that feel

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>>2529441
pat
pat
pat

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So has anybody read any good books on sex? That seems like an appropriate question for this thread.

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>>2529444

I have a better idea, I'll stop channing and use my time to find somebody actually special... That's all.

I'll end my ride.

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>>2529448
Those exist?

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(If I've missed responding to any replies then I didn't mean to!)

>>2529402
Was the second one to the second question? How did you expect it to be?

>>2529404
Sex is an achievable thing. Perhaps your social life just isn't helping you meet enough new people?

>>2529409
...Yes?

>>2529412
>it sucks being lonely
It does. Sex doesn't necessarily cure loneliness, though, while a good social life often helps to find sex.

>>2529413
I hope it's as good as you think it will be! And opportunities for sex can appear unexpectedly, though there needn't be a rush.

>>2529416
Hopefully you find your next sexual encounter more fulfilling! Even "third base" doesn't need to feel like "only" third base, I think.

>>2529420
>not hard to make it bleed.
I find that, but then I'm pretty impatient. Still, more practice makes it easier!

>>2529427
I was expecting more input from /oat/'s more outspoken pervs, but this thread's actually got a variety of posters joining in! It's pretty good, I think.

>>2529428
There is something pretty satisfying about getting your partner to orgasm. Don't forget that they'll probably want that too!

>>2529430
That's very thoughtful, though it needs maintaining to avoid stubble (I've got OCD so I'm compelled to keep everything shaved, but others can find it a chore). Simply trimming seems to work fine for pubic hair, but if shaving works then it works!

>>2529434
So, oddly, you'd be very poorly matched with a clone of yourself? Still, all the better that you've worked it out and have found people who are happy with that arrangement!

>>2529438
>Living in a country full of whores and easy women does not help to my self-esteem at all.
>Maybe I am just a nasty person... or because looking for love instead casual sex... I don't know...
Different people have different tastes! It doesn't make you better or worse, it's just part of who you are. There's nothing wrong with it, one just has to be careful not to start something under false pretences (e.g. if they're wanting something casual and you're not). You're definitely not alone in preferring loving to casual, just people seem to get mixed up a lot.

I hope that you find someone with the same tastes and that it all goes well!

>>2529445
That sounds friendly!
>spoilered
Giving or receiving?

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>>2529450
I don't see why they wouldn't.

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>>2529451
Gotta find a partner first, and the only person I'm interested in will probably never feel the same.

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>>2529451

Is it pervs you want?

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>>2529453
Why not? Are they a disgusting straight person?

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>>2529449
But you can chan and find someone
We like you here :c

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>>2529455
She's got a boyfriend of four years or so. She's my best friend and I'm hers, but obviously she doesn't want more.

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>>2529457
Ouch, dude.

Ouch.

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>>2529336
I haven't had sex, but it's really not that super important to me that I do. I mean, it would be nice, but I'm not feeling terrible that I'm a virgin. I'm quite satisfied with porn tbh fam. If become a wizard I probably won't give a shit.

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>>2529451
>Sex doesn't necessarily cure loneliness, though, while a good social life often helps to find sex.
Oh of course. Like i said earlier, I'd rather have sex in a committed relationship, at least for my first few times.
I just meant in general. And my social life is almost nonexistent

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>>2529458
Yup. I decided to tell her how I felt to get my intentions out there. She said she thinks I'm an amazing guy and if things were different she'd probably want to be more than friends too, but she loves her boyfriend more than anything in the entire world and it's not going to happen.

Basically what I expected, but it didn't make it any less soul crushing.

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>>2529451
Well I was talking about receiving, but I've no objections to giving. I'm better with my hands though

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>>2529461
Props to you for putting it out there. Was the mature thing to do. Must have taken some serious guts.

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>>2529463
I dunno, I just figured I'd feel better. All it could do is increase my chances, however minute of an increase that may be.

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>>2529451
I would have to get into another relationship first to which I rarely get outta the house, either that or find a thirsty cosplayer at the convention.

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>>2529464
Man, that sounds so miserable, you're almost making me happy I haven't been in love for half a decade.

I'd invite you out for a beer... but distance.

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>>2529462

I am the patron saint of cunnilingus.

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>>2529466
It is pretty miserable. I dunno what to do.

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>>2529451
Well.... that "unexpectedly opportunities" SURELY take it's sweet time :(

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>>2529467
Ironic

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>>2529471
>Hands

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>>2529472

LEL

The wise man uses both

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i've never had sex because I'm really socially awkward and i still live with my parents who are super weird

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>>2529474
Have sex with your parents, duh.

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>>2529475
Yes, we.

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>>2529468
I do!

The stoic thing to do would be to give up any prospects of dating that girl, until a point at which she is available and willing.

No point in holding out for something that might not arrive. Spend your resources elsewhere.

Of course, I know that isn't a very fun approach, and I'm certainly glad it's not one I have to reach for.

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>>2529476
>mfw that's my fetish
that would never happen in a million years

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>>2529476

BUT DATS INCEZT

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>>2529478
How do I turn off love?

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>>2529481

You don't.

You channel it into a platonic sort of love.

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>>2529479
Not with that attitude!
>>2529480
Hey man, incest is only bad if you don't wear a condom.

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>>2529482
I ain't buddhist enough for this shit.

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>>2529481
As far as my limited experience goes, the best way to do it is to not interact with the love interest for a long time.

I've never willingly turned off love before. It's always been something forced upon me when either the other or myself moved or we stopped seeing each other for other reasons.

Best advice I've got, I'm afraid.

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>>2529483
but my parents aren't attractive
and they're like the biggest prudes ever, i don't think they have sex at all

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I like to be dominated in a gentle and loving manner, and also tied up in interesting and uncomfortable positions, and hit with stingy things.

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>>2529483

>>2529484

You already do it.

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>>2529481
Well I do it by not wanting to be around people. Not sure that's healthy tho.

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>>2529485
>>2529489
But she's my best friend...

>>2529488
What?

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>>2529490
There's your problem, lol.

Maybe you should convince her that polygami is something she should engage in.

Wow, that sounds like a flawless plan, actually.

Sorry, this isn't funny in the slightest

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>>2529483
Condoms are for fags

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>>2529486
Lock them in your rape dungeon, that'll change 'em.
>>2529488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKppS5cDKk

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>>2529492
But I am a fag tho.

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>>2529493
that's a terrible idea

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>>2529486
They probably have dirtier sex than anyone here

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>>2529496
you don't know them like i do, they are two of the least sexual people i've ever met, i know Asexuals with stronger sex drives
they hate sex, they don't like watching sex scenes in movies and think porn is evil

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I want to dom toybox, then have toybox dom starshine as starshines mistress.

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>>2529495
Sometimes you have to do terrible things to make your dreams come true.
>>2529496
Also this. Why do you think you never hear them having sex? Sound proof walls, duh. You wouldn't be able to handle them otherwise.

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>>2529490

Use your feels as fuel to meet your goals.

This is a process known as sublimation.

It boils down to:

>Have unacceptable desires and idealizations

>Unconsciously use those feelings to progressively adapt them into acceptable ones
>Eventually convert unacceptable desires into acceptable ones

People do this all the time.

>>2529493

ura pirv

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>>2529498
They're just good at hiding it from you

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>>2529500
it's really no big deal, plus i don't find my family members attractive at all

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>>2529499
What about me? :c

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>>2529497
Yeah, I know, I'm terrible. Years of internet have left me jaded.

But hey, what am I gonna do. Sounds like you're fucked almost no matter which way you turn it. Then again, life has a way of looking up when you need it most. There must be sunshine after rain. Maybe you don't have to worry too much about it.

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>>2529501
and if you have no goals?

>>2529505
what sunshine? I see none coming

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>>2529505
>life has a way of looking up when you need it most
Or sometimes doing exactly the opposite

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>>2529501
I'm a massive perv.
>>2529503
>plus i don't find my family members attractive at all
Wow, way to be judgmental. It's not their fault they're unattractive. I bet you don't even give ugly people pity fucks, do you?

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>>2529506
If you saw it coming it wouldn't be a surprise.

Now THAT would be a travesty.

>>2529507
Life has a way of doing that too, yes. But the former is more uplifting.

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>>2529508
I think it's because i don't like them, maybe if they where nicer i would find them more attractive idk

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>>2529509
So I guess just hope he does something ruin a 4 year relationship?

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>>2529510
Nah you're just a judgemental fuck. Shitlord, check your pretty privilege. .

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>>2529509
True but I've learned not to count on it

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>>2529511
You would wish a ruined relationship upon your best friend?

Jeez, I thought I was bad.

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>>2529512
i'm sorry

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>>2529419
what does it say about me that I don't see pegging as weird?

>>2529420
Why would you buy it and then not use it? You're very right when you say you're wasting your own money like that.

>>2529445
>exactly my taste
Hay

>>2529510
I'm sorry you don't have a mom with a butt so fine it makes you have awkward boners around her. I can't imagine what a hardship that must be.

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>>2529506

You still do it.

Even if you aren't adapting to social demands, you're constantly adapting your behavior to suit the demands of whatever environment you're in (not just in the physical sense).

Right now, your love is "unacceptable", and so your "goal" is to reform that desire or ideal into something more adaptive, like a non-romantic love.

>>2529508

Don't I know it

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>>2529514
You said there's sunshine.

>>2529517
My goal is to make it to tomorrow.

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>>2529515
Um, oh, you're pretty bad at the joke thing. Unless this is like next level irony.

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>>2529516
it's the worst
i am truly suffering

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>>2529517
>Don't I know it
I thought that was a secret?

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>>2529519
i wasn't kidding when i said i was socially awkward
I don't get Irony most of the time so i just take everything as being literal/serious

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>>2529522
>so i just take everything as being literal/serious
Oh. Uh, don't do that.

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>>2529518

Which is a process that involves countless factors, this particular issue among them.

>>2529521

A very transparent one.

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>>2529513
Oh, of course, never rely on chance. But don't rule it out either.

>>2529518
Yeah, there is. She lives just down the street, and she'll give you a handie and a massage for only 30$ :^).

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>>2529522

autists are so adorable
come here you

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>>2529523
i try, but sometimes it's hard, epically online
>>2529526
nyyeeeehhh

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>>2529524
Mostly TV.

>>2529525
I don't want sex, I want her to love me...

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>>2529528

I find it hard to believe that helps much.

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>>2529529
It passes the time.

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>>2529530

Escapism is one way of doing it

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>>2529524
Oh cool, you're comfortable with your fag self. Nice.
>>2529527
Well uh, when people talk about rape dungeons, it's normally not serious. Just FYI.
>>2529526
Nuh uh, I'm an autist and I'm not adorable.

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>>2529528
I got that.

Look, I want love too, kid. We all want something, and sometimes we can't have it. Welcome to the past present and future of your existence.

I'm sorry you can't have it right now, just as I'm sad I can't, but that doesn't make whining any more of an effective strategy for coping.

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>>2529532

>fag


Nawwww

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>>2529532
you never know

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>>2529532

Wait we aren't supposed to have real rape dungeons?

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>>2529525
I've gotten into the habit of doing that

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>>2529534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1d7Llx4rm8
>>2529535
No, I do know. It's not real. Trust me.
>>2529537
shhhhh, that's a secret.

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>>2529539

Like, situationally, rarely.

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>>2529541
1% fag is still fag

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>>2529531
An easy one.

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>>2529538
Mmm, I guess that didn't work out, then?

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>>2529542

No you

>>2529543

Hardly the most satisfying

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>>2529545
Something ot pass the time.

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>>2529544
Yeah. Maybe it's natural pessimistism, or the depression speaking

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>>2529545
Yes, me, and you. Fagtown central.

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>>2529546

Doesn't sound like that's all you want though.

>>2529548

Noooooo

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>>2529547
Those sound like they'd be vaguely similar!

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>>2529549
It's not, but I can't have what I want.

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>>2529551

What I've been suggesting is your ability to change what you want.

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>>2529553
Heart wants what the heart wants.

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>>2529545
Would you let me jerk you off?

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>>2529554

And what it wants can, and often does, change.

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>>2529555

Well that came out of left field

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>>2529557
I'm just curious.

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>>2529552
How do you feel about sucking on someone's neck?

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>>2529558

I guess it depends on the circumstances

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I enjoy my sex with a side of fries.
My first time involved a lot of bed hopping. She just wanted to get fucked in all kinds of cushions. Then I blew up load on her face.
It was alright

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>>2529560
What kind of circumstances?

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>>2529556
Don't meet many girls like this in a life time.

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>>2529561
>girls
ewww, get that disgusting shit out of here

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>>2529565
Girls have the best everything. They're warm and tight inside all of their holes.

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>>2529563

>How horny am I

>How drunk am I
>Have I eaten yet
>Do I have to fart
>Was there really another shooter on the grassy knoll
>Do my feet hurt
>How comfy is my chair

You know, typical stuff everyone thinks about

>>2529564

I won't tell you how you feel. But I've experienced that feeling at least twice. If it can happen more than once for me, it can happen for anyone.

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>>2529567
I don't do anything that puts me in a place to meet new people.

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>>2529568

Perhaps you should

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>>2529567
Jesus christ, just let me grab your dick.

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>>2529569
I don't like things that involve other people.

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>>2529570

You gotsta work for it

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>>2529570

i'll let you jerk hands off if you let me jerk you off

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>>2529571

Unfortunate.

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>>2529574
Yup. My shot at love, gone.

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>>2529575

Despite popular misconception, you get more than one shot at romantic love.

Or you can transcend, and learn to love all living things. A cosmic sort of love.

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>>2529576
I dunno if I will.

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>>2529572
*holds up a cardboard sign that reads "Will Work for Cock"*

>>2529573
I'm willing to negotiate.

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>>2529577

Not being open to it lowers your chances

>>2529578

Were you that enticed?

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>>2529579
I doubt my belief that I'll meet people actually affects if I meet people doing what I do or not.

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>>2529579
No, you're just being difficult.

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>>2529578
U-um, would you dom me?

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>>2529580

It does.

Your beliefs influence your decisions, and a belief that you will not meet people will manifest itself as you choosing not to do things that may facilitate you meeting people.

>>2529581

As always.

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>>2529583
Believing I will meet people will not make me do something I don't enjoy.

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>>2529582
I'm not much of a dom. But I like helping.

I'd sit on your head while Anonthony destroys your petite asshole if that makes you feel better.

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>>2529584

At first, maybe.

Until you start meeting people, and come to enjoy it for that.

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>>2529586
I don't really like meeting new people, I have little to talk about.

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>>2529587

A result of avoiding doing things that give you stuff to talk about.

There are countless ways to meet people doing almost anything.

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>>2529588
Because I don't like things, I guess. I pretty much play video games and watch TV.

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>>2529589

There are ways to meet people with vidya.

But expanding your interests may help.

You don't know what you might like until you try it.

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>>2529590
Dunno what to try.

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>>2529591

Anything you might possibly enjoy.

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>>2529582
Ah, fuck. I remembered our conversation yesterday and now I'm horny again.

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>>2529578
>will work for cock
>tfw this doesn't work irl
;_;

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>>2529595

You have to be open and willing to experiment.

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>>2529596
Trying to think of something I'd like to do.

Anyways, all this does is maybe find someone not as good as the person I want.

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>>2529597

Only so long as you believe that.

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>>2529598
>smart
>driven
>metalhead
>anthropomorphic aficionado
>3D artist
>drawer
>likes video games
>funny
>cute

I don't think there's anywhere but down from here.

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>>2529599

I'm aware of the futility of reason when someone is infatuated, but you ought to try for your own sake.

You could be surprised.

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>>2529600
I don't like the idea of settling, leaves me feeling uneasy.

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(Back!)

>>2529453
Those we're interested in don't always feel the same way, and even if they do it might not last.

There'll be others though! I only find people I could potentially fall for once every 4 years, and, as their interest in me has only ever been short-lived, the years of waiting have been (and continue to be) long ones, but someone else appears eventually.

>>2529454
Any's fine! I just thought maybe non-pervs would dismiss the thread.

>>2529459
That sounds very comfortable! So long as you're sure you're happy that way, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

>>2529460
>And my social life is almost nonexistent
That sounds like something to work on. It can be awkward to get back into offline socialising if you avoid it too long, and offline socialising's already fairly awkward!

>>2529462
Ahh, okay, was just trying to get it in perspective! Personally I'm into giving but dislike receiving, so to each their own.

>>2529465
You cosplay but rarely socialise outside of that? Are there no local groups you could cosplay with more regularly, or do you just prefer it that way?

>>2529469
I think opportunities will appear so long as you're meeting new people regularly. Besides, it's a bit easier to cope with the horniness if loneliness isn't playing into it, so socialising's pretty handy!

>>2529474
>i've never had sex because I'm really socially awkward and i still live with my parents who are super weird
Socialisation takes practice, really. Maybe try to find a local social group of many other socially awkward types? Some of them will likely be weird in the bad way, but there are usually lots of good types too.

Besides, your parents found each other, right?

>>2529487
Ooh, one of the kinkier responses! That sounds fun. What type of atmosphere do you like for that? BDSM's often portrayed with a heavy, intense, setting, but I find sex lends itself to being pretty silly, really.

>>2529537
Hide the anal beads! No, don't hide them there!!!

>>2529561
>She just wanted to get fucked in all kinds of cushions.
I read that as "positions" first. Did you actually mean cushions? Still, sounds fun! Nice when a partner knows what they want.

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>>2529599

Do you know how to swim?

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God damnit I am so fucking horny right now.

Why do you do this to me, /oat/?

WHY? Nnnnfh!

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>>2529585
>>2529593
Would you bend me over, lift my skirt, and warm up my rear end with a leather strap?

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>>2529604
But others won't be as good...

>>2529605
I don't like it, water gets in my nose and people track nasty stuff in with their feet and gfives me planter warts on my feet.

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>>2529601

>Settling


No guarantee you would have to.

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Man you guys really know how to help each other. Hands you try too hard. It's unnecessary.
>>2529604
She was a kinky bitch, and crazy too. I had to let her go.
>>2529606
I didn't do anything. I'm no good at making people horny online.
>>2529607
Lewdshine is at it again

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>>2529604
Oh shit you replied. Yeah, it's pretty comfy. I don't get why people stress about losing their virginity so much. It isn't really a big deal.
>>2529606
I'd help you, but i just took care of my own horniness. Rip.

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>>2529604

I'll perv up your thread

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>>2529609
What if I find someone good, but not as good, then say my original crush has a falling out and is like "hey bags let's be more than friends", I'd probably say yes and break someone's heart.

Hence the unease.

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>>2529604
Dungeons seem intriguing, but I don't really see myself ever doing anything outside of a bedroom or basement, maybe a garage. I had my first orgasm in a garage actually, but that's a different story for a different day.

Oh, and I also like the idea of domestic servitude, maybe combined with petplay.

Unfortunately, both of the sex partners I've had were far too vanilla to satisfy my desires...

>>2529610
Okay, okay, I admit it. I am lewd as fuck.

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>>2529613

You're worrying about something that may not come to pass.

Deal with the now, not the unknown

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>>2529607
Dunno about a strap. I might hurt you. I'd smack your ass bare handed while you were bent over my lap so your raging boner could rub against my thigh.

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>>2529608

But do you know how to, right?

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>>2529614
WE GOT IT BOYS

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>>2529614
Tsk tsk
how shaming
>orgasm
I gave myself an orgasm. Not a single woman has ever given me such pleasure.

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>>2529617
Last time I swam I did, yeah. Dunno if that's something you forget, it's been years.

>>2529615
The now is misery and TV.

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>>2529620

Unless you make it something else.

Which is within your power.

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>>2529614
>Okay, okay, I admit it. I am lewd as fuck.
geez took you long enough

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>>2529616
>I might hurt you
No complaints here, that's how I like it. Leave some marks, make me bright red from the top of my buttocks to halfway down my thigh! Give me something I'll remember when I sit down for the next week or so~

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>>2529621
What else do I make it?

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>>2529614
>Okay, okay, I admit it. I am lewd as fuck.
Was that so hard?

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>>2529623
man, when you go lewd you go all out.

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>>2529624

Something more pleasing.

That's up to you.

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>>2529627
I guess he had a lot of pent-up lewdness.

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>>2529629
apparently lol

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>>2529602
Hey, that's not my picture...

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>>2529628
I guess I'll go masturbate or something.

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>>2529632

If that makes you happy.

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>>2529632
Masturbation is fun!

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>>2529631
>silver making something less lewd instead of more lewd

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>>2529634
>>2529633
It's all I have at my disposal.

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>>2529618
>>2529619
>>2529622
>>2529626
Lewd is fun, and fun is good!

>>2529627
The longer you resist, the better it feels to let it out.

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>>2529636
Well I would ask why you need something else, but I'm kinda alone on that I feel.

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>>2529635
I wouldn't be surprised if he made both of them. Jeeze, it's been years since those were made...

>>2529637
Red marks are nice, too.

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>>2529637
>The longer you resist, the better it feels to let it out.
That's why edging is a thing after all.
>>2529639
I'm kinda weird, I feel like fapping is all I need. Obviously you don't feel that way.

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>>2529623
No, trust me. I've been put up on a St. Andrews Cross and been bent over a wooden horse. You want someone who knows what the fuck they're doing holding the whip, especially something leather, otherwise it could end badly.

There is an art to flogging, and I am not skilled enough to work with leather yet. It has a bite to it. A nasty one.

I can do bare handed, maybe something softer. I am too unskilled to handle leather effectively.

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>>2529604
It's not an issue of me being able to talk to people. I go to school, and I used to work at Walmart. So I have no issue with talking to random strangers. I'm just not really in a state to be meeting new people, and community college doesn't really seem like a place to expand your social life if you don't already have friends there.

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>>2529637
/butt smack

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>>2529641
what do you mean

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>>2529640
>>2529635
I did make both edits!
Trixi asked for a lewder version, which is why the Dashbum one exists.

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>>2529645
What do you mean what do I mean? I mean that I don't really need sex right now. It's why I'm content with being a virgin.

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>>2529647
what does sex have to do with this though?

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>>2529640
I've gotten increasingly good at spanking myself, I can get some pretty nice marks going. I kind of worry that my pain tolerance is a bit too high, though, and any partners I have will be too worried to properly discipline me.

>>2529641
And chastity devices.

>>2529642
Well, as long as it's on the bottom and the fleshy part of my thighs, I don't think you'd be able to do too much damage. What else are butts for, after all?

>>2529644
L-lewd!

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>>2529646
How has it already been 3 years since you made those...
Also thank you again for those. And all the other little things you've done!

>>2529649
We'll just have to hit harder.

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>>2529648
idk you said that fapping is all you had like it was a bad thing, so I figured I'd say maybe that isn't a bad thing.
>>2529649
>chastity devices
why would you do that? You don't get the cummies.

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>>2529651
no, hands said do something more enjoyable right now, and I said fapping was all I had that fit the bill

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>>2529652
Ah alright. I still don't see why that's bad tho.

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>>2529642
does St. Andrew know

>>2529650

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>>2529653
Never said fapping was bad.

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>>2529655
mb then, I thought you were implying it was a bad thing.

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>>2529650
That's what I say, but it's alarmingly hard to find someone even willing to hit at all, let alone as hard as I like.

>>2529651
Pure maidens don't need the cummies, silly.

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>>2529655
sex is bad people are bad stay in your house and fap

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>>2529657
>Pure maidens don't need the cummies, silly.
That doesn't sound fun but whatever flouts your boat I guess.

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you take the red pill
you stay in buttfuckland

and I show you how deep your rabbit hole goes

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>>2529649
>What else are butts for, after all?

I'm glad you asked!
https://youtu.be/xKg9Vl_Wg5U

>>2529654
It's this thing.
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>>2529562
I don't know whether to make a blood joke, or a juice joke.

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>>2529662
What about the blue pill?

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>>2529665
You wake up in Kabel's bed and believe whatever it is you want to believe.

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>>2529661
It's a subby masochistic trap thing.

>>2529663
Hmm, I was expecting something lewder...

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>>2529654
It's not like I'm fawning over you or anything...

>>2529657
Personally, I'd be hesitant at first, but I think I'd slowly get used to making your skin turn red.

>>2529666
What if the red one just makes you hallucinate and you're really still in Kabel's bed?

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>>2529666
>snatches red pil

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>>2529667
>It's a subby masochistic trap thing.
>not being a 50/50 switch
maximum pleb

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>>2529599
>>2529608
>I don't think there's anywhere but down from here.
Oh, goodness, I do know THAT feeling. But you know what your next love may have that will make them better than your current love? A mutual interest in you.

There are lots of nice things for a partner to have, and I get the worry that the next person you fall for might lack those (I worry about that myself), but ultimately I think we'll find happiness with someone who finds it with us, too, and then it won't matter how great our previous loves were, because we'll have someone current.

I'm not trying to say bad things about your friend (one of the people I was in love with was my best friend for years during and after, so I get that), but you can find a better person to love even if your current love stays as your best friend.

I don't think we need worry, not really. It'll be wonderful, even though we have to wait.

>>2529606
Because I wanted a sex thread, obviously.

>>2529611
>I don't get why people stress about losing their virginity so much. It isn't really a big deal.
Social pressures and varying sex drives, I'd guess? I can't remember losing my virginity, but I do like having regular sex. Other people aren't so bothered. Takes all sorts!

>>2529612
But would you perv up my bed?

>>2529614
>Dungeons seem intriguing, but I don't really see myself ever doing anything outside of a bedroom or basement, maybe a garage.
Sex in a basement is half way towards a dungeon setting, surely!

(Maybe not, but it sounds close in my mind! Just needs a whip rack.)

>Oh, and I also like the idea of domestic servitude, maybe combined with petplay.

I generally like the idea of pet play, but the tail buttplugs bother me. Wouldn't those prevent anal as an option? I think a belt with a tail that could be held onto would be more practical... Still, I digress! What type of pet do you think would suit you best?

>Unfortunately, both of the sex partners I've had were far too vanilla to satisfy my desires...

That does happen... Still, there are a lot of kinky, including the "try anything once" kind of casual kinky, types out there! Hopefully you'll find someone.

I think some of the vanilla folk aren't as vanilla as they seem, too. Sometimes even casual bondage jokes can lead to them showing an actual interest, so.

>>2529643
>It's not an issue of me being able to talk to people. I go to school, and I used to work at Walmart. So I have no issue with talking to random strangers.
Ah, that's good!

>community college doesn't really seem like a place to expand your social life if you don't already have friends there.

No groups or such to join? Recently I've found that tabletop/board game groups are really good ways to meet people. Becoming a regular at a pub/club can work too, but it's a little trickier and those places tend to have loud music.

>>2529657
>it's alarmingly hard to find someone even willing to hit at all
Do you also find that some people don't seem to understand "spanking" as something more than the occasional slap on the bum during sex?

>>2529662
>>2529665
"Throatville"/"how deep your pie hole goes" maybe?

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>>2529667
It's very educational though!

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>>2529669
Man, I'd take both of them.

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>>2529657
>but it's alarmingly hard to find someone even willing to hit at all
It's alarming to find anyone who likes getting hit. Only one of the few girls liked getting spanked.

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>>2529671
Shit would just be a lot easier if I found her four years ago.

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>>2529671

I'd perv up your entire house bb grill

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>>2529671
>No groups or such to join? Recently I've found that tabletop/board game groups are really good ways to meet people.
I'm part of the gaming club, and there was talk of starting a D&D game, but that's about it.
>Becoming a regular at a pub/club can work too, but it's a little trickier and those places tend to have loud music.
I used to go to concerts, but again, everyone knew their own group and that was it. And as far as pubs (or bars) go, I can't drink.

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>>2529673
So you become Kabel?

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>>2529671
>but I do like having regular sex
Holy fuck I can't imagine doing that. I'd like, fuck two days in a row, then go 3 weeks without, randomly asking my partner to fuck again at the worst time. Anyone who's ever done online shit with me knows that I'm super fickle and have to be in the mood for stuff. I'm really flakey honestly.

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>>2529677
I used to go to sex clubs in SF. Was a nice place to meet people that wanted to fuck.

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>>2529336
>How do you think you will like it
Honestly, I don't know! I guess I'll just have someone point me in the right direction and we'll see how it goes.

>>2529678
Yes! I want to become a genius like him!

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>>2529680
But this isn't San Francisco, and I'd rather have sex with a partner before casual sex. And even then, only with someone I know fairly well.

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Also requesting a sticky of a really fun thread that people are actually talking about sex without being really awful about it.

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>>2529668
Maybe I could ease someone into it once I'm in a loving and committed romantic relationship with them.

>>2529670
I could maybe be like, a 90-10 switch...

>>2529671
>What type of pet do you think would suit you best?
Well, I'd like to be a catgirl...or, well, a cat-trap, I suppose.

>I think some of the vanilla folk aren't as vanilla as they seem, too. Sometimes even casual bondage jokes can lead to them showing an actual interest, so.

I guess I've just had poor luck thus far.

>Do you also find that some people don't seem to understand "spanking" as something more than the occasional slap on the bum during sex?

Yep! Normies, dude. Not even once.

>>2529672
True. I didn't even know "buttload" was a real thing.

>>2529674
Sounds like we've got opposite problems, yet the group to blame remains the same -- normies!

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>>2529684
>I could maybe be like, a 90-10 switch...
laaaaaaaaame

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>>2529682
Maybe. I dunno. I don't do the 'feelings' thing.

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>>2529684
Yeah! Then you'll get punished all the time!

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>>2529686
Exactly. I take it you haven't been there in a while?

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Men like me are meant to fail in this regard. It was written before my birth. Every once in a while, the weight of it hits me. It's a terrible thing I would not wish upon the worst of humanity.

It doesn't matter what I do. I could pay for it and something would happen to stop it. I can't have it.

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When I'm posting with my ponychan bruthas, I get a very special feeling deep inside me.

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>>2529690
I'll be deep inside of you winky face tilde.

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>>2529688
Nah. Not recently. I have a friend visiting me for about a week and a half so he's been pumping my butt the last couple days, but no. I don't go clubbing anymore.

Once I get in shape I may start going again.

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>>2529685
It's the way I'm wired, m8. The only way I could dominate someone is through some mental gymnastics convincing myself that it's actually an act of submission to please them.

>>2529687
Exactly! And be their catgirl sissy maid too, and do their housework and stuff! Living the dream.

>>2529689
I see you there, tryna cop out of your New Years' resolution, but it ain't happening!

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>>2529604
I don't much like it either, but it makes her happy, so eh.

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>>2529692
>I have a friend visiting me for about a week and a half so he's been pumping my butt the last couple days
Fuck hell, where do you find these friends? Lucky bitch.
>>2529693
What if your partner is a sub and wants to be dommed? That way you please them?
Also hypothetically, what if your partner was really aggressive and had a bit wang? Like said things like "fuck harder you bitch!"?

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>>2529693

A knife to my throat says otherwise. Sorry, but death is at least attainable for me. I'd rather do it on my terms.

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>>2529693
You'll make the perfect sissy housewife!

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>>2529684
Just about. As long as their butt is nice and plump and they're enjoying it. Is all I want a nice white ass to turn into a blood moon.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?

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>>2529695
>Fuck hell, where do you find these friends?

Internet.

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>Personally I'm into giving (oral) but dislike receiving, so to each their own.
Same.

>>2529695
>What if your partner is a sub and wants to be dommed? That way you please them?
I probably wouldn't be very fulfilled, but I could do it. Maybe. As long as they're not expecting me to penetrate them or anything (my anaconda don't want none unless you smack my buns, hon). If nothing else, we could probably take turns.

>Also hypothetically, what if your partner was really aggressive and had a bit wang? Like said things like "fuck harder you bitch!"?

Might be a turn-off, but I guess it depends on context. Like, am I tied up and they're riding me, or am I the one in control?

I dunno, that sort of talk doesn't really appeal to me except in certain roleplay contexts.

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>>2529692
Oh, nice. Someone from here?

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I sorta want to /arch/ this thread. It's the first thoughtful discussion /oat/'s had in while that hasn't devolved into shitposting/flameing. I want it as a reminder that this is still possable.

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Thread is kill, what happened?

>>2529696
I hope you don't mean right now.

>>2529697
I sure hope so!

>>2529698
I don't think so, sounds reasonable enough to me.

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>>2529702
And about ssex too!

>>2529703
It is?

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>>2529699
Fuck I need to try that internet thing sometime. Sounds pretty dope.

For real tho, all the internet people that I've gotten into sexes with live really far away. Fuck oregon tbh.
>>2529700
Ah. Lame. Idunno, I guess we're just really different. I get massively turned off by any kind of pain or shit like that. BDSM is a big no no. I want happy sex.

Weirdly enough I'm very ok with rape as long as the receiver enjoys it in the end.
>>2529702
It's also the first sex thread in a long time that hasn't devolved into awkward flirting and lewdposting. I'm very happy. I think it should be stickied honestly.
>>2529703
>thread is kill
because sage

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>>2529702
I sure hope that it's possible.

Not surprised that it would be a lewd thread to do that, though.

>>2529703
Everyone got too in heat and went to satisfy their needs!

Be sure to wear a cutie maid outfit.

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>>2529703

Honestly, I'm a coward so it will never happen. But I do deserve death.

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>>2529703
So gimmie yers gurl

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>>2529702
Lewdness brings people together!

>>2529704
It was for a little bit there.

>>2529705
I want happy sex too. But for me, BDSM is happy.

>>2529706
Of course, the outfit is half the fun!

>>2529707
Negative self-talk will get you nowhere, and this is coming from a very prominent negative self-talker.

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>>2529709
>but for me, BDSM is happy
but pain tho

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>>2529675
Yeah, it'd be nice if life were simpler. Still, maybe it makes the end result feel like more of an achievement! It's entirely possible that, for some reason, it wouldn't have worked out between you two anyway. People are strange and sometimes even those we trust can be unpredictable!

I imagine you're happy for your friend anyway, as you want the best for them, so focus on that and your friendship. I know it's painful and gruelling, but someone else will appear and you need to look after yourself until then.

>>2529676
Oh my! The gardens, too?

>>2529677
>I'm part of the gaming club, and there was talk of starting a D&D game, but that's about it.
That sounds positive! Hopefully something'll come from that.

>And as far as pubs (or bars) go, I can't drink.

It's possible to socialise at them without drinking, but yeah, it's a bore.

>>2529679
That does sound odd to me, but I guess that proves the "sex drives vary" point!

>>2529680
I hear that gay clubs are much more relaxed about casual sex, too! But then, probably helps to have some interest in the same gender before going there, or at least accompany a gay friend. Seems polite.

>>2529681
Ooh, that's different! So you're interested in sex, but don't have expectations? I hope you find someone who shows you the fun side!

>>2529683
The thread has stayed nice with silly patches! I'm happy with how it's going.

>>2529684
>>I think some of the vanilla folk aren't as vanilla as they seem, too. Sometimes even casual bondage jokes can lead to them showing an actual interest, so.
>I guess I've just had poor luck thus far.
Not always, I just meant that some people might not have considered kinky stuff in a serious context. Mild BDSM interest is pretty widespread, really. I find most people lean towards sub though, so maybe if you offered to tie them up first?

(This may be how it's come about that I've only ever done the binding and have never been tied up myself, but it's still something. Besides, it's pretty satisfying to look down on someone who's been restrained by you!)

>>Do you also find that some people don't seem to understand "spanking" as something more than the occasional slap on the bum during sex?

>Yep! Normies, dude. Not even once.
But it's a famous fetish! I mean, I'm glad it's not just me who's come across this, but I don't know where they got the idea from.

>>2529689
I think you'll be find so long as you look after yourself and socialise (ideally with people you get along with; it helps a lot to find people with similar interests).

>>2529692
>I have a friend visiting me for about a week and a half so he's been pumping my butt the last couple days
Visiting or having visits from friends with benefits is awesome!

>>2529694
Ah! Well, that's not ideal. Maybe there's something she can do to make it better for you (and, through that, better for her too)? Heat or cooling gels, maybe?

>>2529702
Goodness! I just wanted to talk to everyone about sex. But I'm okay with it being /arch/ed once it's run its course, if that's what people want.

>>2529705
>BDSM is a big no no. I want happy sex.
I think BDSM can be happy. Especially the bondage part, lots of room for silly puns before you make the other person orgasm.

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>>2529701
No. From a place I used to go.

>>2529705
Eh, sometimes you get lucky. Depends. I've had sex with like... at least 2 people from here.

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>stickied

Ponychan sure has priorities

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>>2529715
And even the authoritiiiiiiiiies
Have prioritiiiiiiiiiies

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>>2529711
It's weird, because my sex drive is actually really high. There'll be days where i fap 4 times in like 3 hours. But like my SEX sex drive is really low. Weird shit.
>>2529711
Some bondage isn't that bad. Just like a lot of pain is violence is a big no no.
>>2529714
>I've had sex with like... at least 2 people from here.
Fucking califags and having everyone near them. Lucky as fuck. I think the only person who posts here who anyone near me is skinny trips, and he barely posts.
>>2529715
I mean why not, it's a great thread.

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>>2529711

We can take it out into the middle of the street for all I care

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>>2529604
but I am too shy to socializes or meet new people :| so I guess no opportunities for me ever...

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>>2529708
I'll pack it in a box and mail it to you.

>>2529710
Pain feels amazing! Depending on the type of pain.

>>2529711
>I find most people lean towards sub though, so maybe if you offered to tie them up first?
I'm super, super subby, but maybe it's worth a shot.

Bit out of left field, but have you ever considered doing lewd things with someone from Ponychan?

>>2529716
lol'd

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>>2529709

My brother should have lived. He would have had a grand life. I was a mistake. I should not have been the one to survive. Why did I survive and he did not?

>>2529711
>I think you'll be find so long as you look after yourself and socialise (ideally with people you get along with; it helps a lot to find people with similar interests).

Mean like me die slowly, very slowly. I just the madness to consume me quickly so I won't feel it anymore.

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>>2529720
>Pain feels amazing!
Fucking aliens and their weird shit.

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>>2529709
Of course!

>>2529711
I mean, I expect it to be fun! And feel great! But I don't really know how exactly it will happen, or how it will lead up to it. My first could be Toy for all I know, you never know!

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>>2529720
Sweet I get to keep Starshine's butt under my bed safe and sound.

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>>2529707
>>2529709
>Negative self-talk will get you nowhere, and this is coming from a very prominent negative self-talker.
Same here. I'm a hypocrite for saying this, but you really aren't as much of a failure as you think you are.

>>2529711
>That sounds positive! Hopefully something'll come from that.
I'm not holding my breath, but that's how it is, and how it's been for a long time, and is probably will be for a while.
>It's possible to socialise at them without drinking, but yeah, it's a bore.
Exactly. Fuck you, epilepsy. It would be nice to have some sort of equivalent for weed. I don't know about where you live (England?), but in America, we're still trying to realize that marijuana isn't literally Satan incarnate.

>>2529713
>>2529715

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Eat up, /oat/.

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>>2529726
That doesn't sound like the best meal you could have for breakfast...

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>>2529726
Semen does not stay in your ass like that all night.

I know from experience.

No, I've never tried to eat it. That's gross.

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>>2529721
More negative self-talk. Stop that.

>>2529722
Well, it does.

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>>2529727
Are you volunteering?

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>>2529730
Volunteering??

>>2529731
...I swear if that's a Trix cereal joke...

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>>2529727
>>2529728
>>2529732
If ya wanted a balanced breakfast, you shoulda picked a waifu that cooks!

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>>2529733
No. It's from a blog called 'Inconvenient Trixie'. Basically it's just short one shot panels of Twilight trying to go about her day and Trixie constantly just being in the way.

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>>2529734
Yes, but food does not come from butt

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>>2529729

Fucking stop me!

I am tired of fighting in a war that I will never win because I have no support and all are opposed to my success. I am not a transcendent being who can make miracles occur with a mere thought. I cannot win.

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>>2529736
did
y'all
even
SEE
her cutie mark?

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>>2529737
If it makes you feel better, I'd let you fuck me.

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>>2529739
Toy you'd let anyone fuck you.

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>>2529735
I know that part, but I swear Silver was implying that!

>>2529734
Can I just pick you instead?

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What if you're too depressed to want to be lewd?

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>>2529740
No, there have been a couple that managed to even make me go 'Pass'.

But they are people like InfernoEevee and Swiper.

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>>2529742
Take a hot bath.

>>2529743
Swiper no swiping!

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>>2529743
Wouldn't you be too old for swiper?

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>>2529743

you know you fucking suck when not even toybox wants anything to do with you

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>>2529743
Who is this Inferno Eevee? I entirely forget who that guy was because I was probably never around, but given people's reactions he seems worse than Manley.

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>>2529748

he flirted with everyone and then tried to blackmail them into staying with him by saying he'd hurt/kill himself if they didn't. he did this with dozens of people. then he died.

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>>2529739

Let's be honest, it wouldn't happen. Forces that are more powerful than any of us would prevent it. You may not admit it, but you feel it.

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>>2529743
>Swiper
I still remember being nice to him years ago in the /b/ and friends thread when he first starting visiting that. I never thought he'd turn out so fucking terrible.

>>2529745
I'll rope you in someway...

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>>2529747
lel
>>2529748
he was a dude who would ask you to cyber randomly, then when you said no he would threaten to kill himself. Then he actually killed himself.

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>>2529752
>actually killed himself
wait, what

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>>2529753
Yeah, that's why he stopped posting. He went full sudoku.

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>>2529752

pretty sure he died of arrhythmia.

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>>2529750
Pft. If I let a silly thing like God or Nature get in my way, I wouldn't be here talking to you.

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>>2529737
>all are opposed to my success
You get a lot of support whenever you post about it on here, and you've said on several occasions that people IRL have called you attractive and are surprised to find that you are a virgin. Even if some are opposed to your success, that hardly sounds like "all". It's in your head, just like my delusional belief that reeks of a victim complex that all "normal" people give enough of a fuck about my existence to hate my guts just for being "weird" and liking to dress like a girl and watch moeshit.

Sorry if I'm being too harsh, but you seem like the sort to respond well to tough love. Get up, brush yourself off, put yourself out there, and make an effort, rather than putting yourself down relentlessly on here and digging yourself deeper and deeper into your feelings of despair and hopelessness.

>>2529750
Magical thinking. Look it up. That's what you're doing. There are no forces of nature conspiring against you, it's all in your head. You and Toy are both in California too, aren't you? Meet up and fuck, do it!

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>>2529754
I never thought I'd say rip in a literal sense.

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>>2529755
Really? Everyone said he killed himself. I though that's what it said on his obituary and stuff.

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>>2529757
Wait. He's in CA?

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>>2529738
...apples?

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This stopped being lewd and now it's depressing.
It's a good a thing I'm playing video games.

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>>2529759

i know someone who was pretty close to him. i'm pretty sure he didn't kill himself. i'm also not sure who would mention someone killing themselves in their obituary.

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>>2529748
>>2529743
>>2529749
Yeah, I remember him. He ended up killing himself.
Not really the thread for that though, maybe another time.

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>>2529749
>>2529752
...so Ravenheart with added anger issues and a Swiper complex? Yikes.

Anyways, I'll drop it

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>>2529760
He is indeed.

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>>2529753
>>2529755
>>2529759
I think I remember seeing some sort of obituary page about it.

>>2529762
it's your fault, stop playing vidya and help us bring back the lewd!

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>>2529756

I'm not like any other. There are forces around me that do not seem to exist for most others.

>>2529757

You have no idea what I am.

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>>2529767
Can't blame me. I tried.
>tfw no response

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>>2529766
Huh. Well then, perhaps I should put myself back together.


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