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Sex thread Time Lord!3klnXNcRlQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529336[View All]

Hey, /oat/, let's try a sex thread!

How do you like your sex? Was anything not like you expected? If you have not had sex, how do you think you will like it? General atmosphere, activities, or anything else you want to talk about.

Ideally this thread will be friendly and educational.

(Please keep to the more legal side of sex stuff, even for fantasies you don't intend to carry out. Thank you!)
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AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529721

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>>2529709

My brother should have lived. He would have had a grand life. I was a mistake. I should not have been the one to survive. Why did I survive and he did not?

>>2529711
>I think you'll be find so long as you look after yourself and socialise (ideally with people you get along with; it helps a lot to find people with similar interests).

Mean like me die slowly, very slowly. I just the madness to consume me quickly so I won't feel it anymore.

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>>2529720
>Pain feels amazing!
Fucking aliens and their weird shit.

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>>2529709
Of course!

>>2529711
I mean, I expect it to be fun! And feel great! But I don't really know how exactly it will happen, or how it will lead up to it. My first could be Toy for all I know, you never know!

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>>2529720
Sweet I get to keep Starshine's butt under my bed safe and sound.

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>>2529707
>>2529709
>Negative self-talk will get you nowhere, and this is coming from a very prominent negative self-talker.
Same here. I'm a hypocrite for saying this, but you really aren't as much of a failure as you think you are.

>>2529711
>That sounds positive! Hopefully something'll come from that.
I'm not holding my breath, but that's how it is, and how it's been for a long time, and is probably will be for a while.
>It's possible to socialise at them without drinking, but yeah, it's a bore.
Exactly. Fuck you, epilepsy. It would be nice to have some sort of equivalent for weed. I don't know about where you live (England?), but in America, we're still trying to realize that marijuana isn't literally Satan incarnate.

>>2529713
>>2529715

Silver Strength!TwiDasH7n2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529726

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Eat up, /oat/.

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>>2529726
That doesn't sound like the best meal you could have for breakfast...

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>>2529726
Semen does not stay in your ass like that all night.

I know from experience.

No, I've never tried to eat it. That's gross.

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>>2529721
More negative self-talk. Stop that.

>>2529722
Well, it does.

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>>2529727
Are you volunteering?

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Zeke Roa!Faggot1d5kCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529732

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>>2529730
Volunteering??

>>2529731
...I swear if that's a Trix cereal joke...

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>>2529727
>>2529728
>>2529732
If ya wanted a balanced breakfast, you shoulda picked a waifu that cooks!

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>>2529733
No. It's from a blog called 'Inconvenient Trixie'. Basically it's just short one shot panels of Twilight trying to go about her day and Trixie constantly just being in the way.

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>>2529734
Yes, but food does not come from butt

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>>2529729

Fucking stop me!

I am tired of fighting in a war that I will never win because I have no support and all are opposed to my success. I am not a transcendent being who can make miracles occur with a mere thought. I cannot win.

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>>2529736
did
y'all
even
SEE
her cutie mark?

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>>2529737
If it makes you feel better, I'd let you fuck me.

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>>2529739
Toy you'd let anyone fuck you.

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>>2529735
I know that part, but I swear Silver was implying that!

>>2529734
Can I just pick you instead?

Alexandrite!!qwBJAuLmqvCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529742

What if you're too depressed to want to be lewd?

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>>2529740
No, there have been a couple that managed to even make me go 'Pass'.

But they are people like InfernoEevee and Swiper.

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>>2529742
Take a hot bath.

>>2529743
Swiper no swiping!

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>>2529743
Wouldn't you be too old for swiper?

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>>2529743

you know you fucking suck when not even toybox wants anything to do with you

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>>2529743
Who is this Inferno Eevee? I entirely forget who that guy was because I was probably never around, but given people's reactions he seems worse than Manley.

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>>2529748

he flirted with everyone and then tried to blackmail them into staying with him by saying he'd hurt/kill himself if they didn't. he did this with dozens of people. then he died.

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>>2529739

Let's be honest, it wouldn't happen. Forces that are more powerful than any of us would prevent it. You may not admit it, but you feel it.

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>>2529743
>Swiper
I still remember being nice to him years ago in the /b/ and friends thread when he first starting visiting that. I never thought he'd turn out so fucking terrible.

>>2529745
I'll rope you in someway...

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>>2529747
lel
>>2529748
he was a dude who would ask you to cyber randomly, then when you said no he would threaten to kill himself. Then he actually killed himself.

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>>2529752
>actually killed himself
wait, what

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>>2529753
Yeah, that's why he stopped posting. He went full sudoku.

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>>2529752

pretty sure he died of arrhythmia.

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>>2529750
Pft. If I let a silly thing like God or Nature get in my way, I wouldn't be here talking to you.

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>>2529737
>all are opposed to my success
You get a lot of support whenever you post about it on here, and you've said on several occasions that people IRL have called you attractive and are surprised to find that you are a virgin. Even if some are opposed to your success, that hardly sounds like "all". It's in your head, just like my delusional belief that reeks of a victim complex that all "normal" people give enough of a fuck about my existence to hate my guts just for being "weird" and liking to dress like a girl and watch moeshit.

Sorry if I'm being too harsh, but you seem like the sort to respond well to tough love. Get up, brush yourself off, put yourself out there, and make an effort, rather than putting yourself down relentlessly on here and digging yourself deeper and deeper into your feelings of despair and hopelessness.

>>2529750
Magical thinking. Look it up. That's what you're doing. There are no forces of nature conspiring against you, it's all in your head. You and Toy are both in California too, aren't you? Meet up and fuck, do it!

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>>2529754
I never thought I'd say rip in a literal sense.

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>>2529755
Really? Everyone said he killed himself. I though that's what it said on his obituary and stuff.

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>>2529757
Wait. He's in CA?

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>>2529738
...apples?

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This stopped being lewd and now it's depressing.
It's a good a thing I'm playing video games.

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>>2529759

i know someone who was pretty close to him. i'm pretty sure he didn't kill himself. i'm also not sure who would mention someone killing themselves in their obituary.

Zeke Roa!Faggot1d5kCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2529764

>>2529748
>>2529743
>>2529749
Yeah, I remember him. He ended up killing himself.
Not really the thread for that though, maybe another time.

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>>2529749
>>2529752
...so Ravenheart with added anger issues and a Swiper complex? Yikes.

Anyways, I'll drop it

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>>2529760
He is indeed.

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>>2529753
>>2529755
>>2529759
I think I remember seeing some sort of obituary page about it.

>>2529762
it's your fault, stop playing vidya and help us bring back the lewd!

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>>2529756

I'm not like any other. There are forces around me that do not seem to exist for most others.

>>2529757

You have no idea what I am.

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>>2529767
Can't blame me. I tried.
>tfw no response

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>>2529766
Huh. Well then, perhaps I should put myself back together.


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