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Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516592[Last 50 Posts]

Yeah, this aint gonna fly. I got some beef I got handle with Trixie now... So, here comes a diss verse. If Trixie is man enough to get back at me with his own diss verse we'll talk. Bring it son.
--

The real knows phony,/
Ban me all you want, you still don't know me./
Try and front? I'll kill ya'll slowly./
This cat wants me to spit it with him, without putting up ends?/
Yeah, I'll spit on your record for free in a literal sense./
I don't give a shit, you like me, ya don't,/
You aint copped this and got this, it might be you broke./
Fuck what you did as long as you now own it,/
Whether you went to /arch/ and hated just know it,/
Travel like bullets through barrels, right for the pulitzer prize,/
When I load it, be careful, but when I pull it... Surprise!/
Bullets through eyes, fuck ya'll fakes!/
Gotta measure how good I'm doin' by how much ya'll hate!/
'Till we abolish, all snakes, from the tree of knowledge,/
All praise, if my flow was any harder it'd be a solid!/
I'm that vicious, you're askin' for mad stitches.../
A heavy hitter like I got a fetish for fat bitches!

Balls in your court dog, either nut up or shut up.

come at me bro

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516593

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And I betcha !!Trixie ain't gonna do shit neither. Son knows I'll body him on the mic.

phantomignition!tJJbrGILDACountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516594

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This can only end well.

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if you have an issue with a mod, go to /meta/. you seem rather silly at the moment

!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516597

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I deleted your picture

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What am I reading? What happened?

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516599

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What's that? Trixie isn't handling his beef? Fake ass thug avataring as worst pony, shoulda figured.

We gonna do it like this.

Trixie's fake as fuck, and if you wanna be down with Trixie, you fake as fuck too. Bring your team if you want Trixie, I don't give a mad fuck, I don't even body soloists no more, I body cliques, ya follow?

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516600

>>2516597
BITCH MOVE SON. BITCH MOVE, WHERES YOUR VERSE AT SON?!?!

GET AT ME IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH!!!

Empress Metal Pinkie!QQmetAlPiECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516601

>>2516597

Which picture? This one?

!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516602

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>>2516600
I only preform real music, you know, the kinda that requires talent

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516603

>>2516602
I would love to hear some music from the Great and Powerful !!Trixie.

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Well hey.

Cage confirmed for black, at least.

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516605

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>>2516602
If you so talented this should be nothing to me. But you know how it'll go down, motha fucka, I'll play Nas and you'll play Hova. Better get yourself a gun before you try to take ova?

Nah mean?

Fake pony thugs, I was holdin tecs while you was holdin' a keyboard dog. Straight up.

Empress Metal Pinkie!QQmetAlPiECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516606

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>>2516602

What, that music?

No, no, no. Nobody plays that music because it never existed.

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i need a popcorn pic

Crimson Risk !RISkQqf4EMCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516608

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>>2516603
He's got nothing. He was just asking for someone else to write a rap for him.

I declare Cage the winner.

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Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516610

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>>2516608
TRIXIE CONFIRMED AS A BITER.

REAL SHIT TRIXIE, YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF RAISING YOU SUCKA.

!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516611

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516612

>>2516611
I think I just found Dan VS's theme song.

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>>2516611
Face it, Cage.

He can't rap, but he can do that.

!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516616

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>>2516611
I'm a lover not a fighter
And I'm a coder not a lover
Digital side represent!

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!!Trixie wins.

!!Fluttershy ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516618

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Say it all you want, but if you break the rules
You ain’t any better than them other fools
You can call out a moderator and spit your rhyme
The only street you got is that you’re doin’ time

Pull the trigger on the gun and end up in the slammer
The pen is mightier than the sword but not the hammer
Fall prostrate, down on one knee!
Before the Great and Powerful, the mod pony
Who’s the end all the be all
Of your fun on this site
Your surprises can’t touch us, we’ll be here all night
We’re the ever watching sentinels the all-seeing eyes
We’ve got the winter’s wrapped up and all the Pinkie Pies
So sit back relax and enjoy your ban
Call us snakes, call us animals, or whatever you can
You’re gonna rap battle me, my pony, are you drunk?
If the balls in our court son, you just got dunked

so yes, nice try Cage! i can rap, it seems!

...if that's okay with you, i mean...

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>>2516618
oh snap! !!Fluttershy is spittin rhymes now!

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!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516621

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>>2516618
Winner by proxy? I think so.

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516622

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>>2516608
Yo Crimson, since !!Trixie is pullin bitch moves you gota embed this for me.

You won't be able to sleep right tonight if you let a fake thug like !!Trixie win this beef, you know I deserve it. Embed this shit dog, c'mon, we crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tklYWVV-xY

VashTheStampede!9.n/QngrEgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516623

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>>2516592

You wanna fight man?! Put 'em up, puuuuut 'em uuuuuppppp!

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>>2516618
Posting in an epic thread.

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Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516626

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>>2516618
I didn't wanna do this !!Fluttershy, but you wanna step into this beef I gotta write a rhyme for you too... You got like 3 minutes before you get bodied son.

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Oh god, that's !!Fluttershy's pimp music, isn't it.

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516628

>>2516609
Can I have some of that popcorn?

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>>2516628
Dude.

Sure.


Just.. take it

VashTheStampede!9.n/QngrEgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516630

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>>2516626

Pretty sure you're doing doing the waltz with a black cobra right there...

VashTheStampede!9.n/QngrEgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516631

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The Less Anonymous!TopHat5qycCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516632

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This thread interests me.

Please proceed.

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Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516634

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For Moony....

Grit!, that's the name of my pit!/
Call it dog shit records!/
Rip wreckers, a game of chess, ya'll playin dick checkers!/
Bottle of moe, no dough, but mo problems!/
Angel's connections, you in the boy's ass with no condoms!/
Get back to research, get clapped for free merch,/
Then cover the bodies with them fake stetsasonic t-shirts!/
Watch me fuck this herb up, through the curb up,/
Threw his fitted, sicked my pit and chewed his bird coupe up!/
You speak real words, but can't finesse this shit?/
Gettin on the track with Trixie to finesse this dick?/
Open your eyes, tell me, what do you see?/
Could it be E-C so you do shit for fake thugs like the W-B?/
And you fuckin with me?/
I'll have you clipped for a bag of dust and I'm puffin it free!/
Pass around your mans powder, get all of your fans louder.../
But your bitch don't say shit garglin' Cage clam chowder!/

I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS MOONY BUT YOU FORCED MY HAND!!!

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C'mon, Moony, you got this.

VashTheStampede!9.n/QngrEgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516636

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husk, Bringer of Hugs ?Insomniac Chef? !909nBookD6Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516637

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Sonic FlutterYay?Unlucky?!Buu/SiCA6kCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516639

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Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516640

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>>2516618
oh my god I love AOTP. Did not picture Moony listening to AOTP...

Sagara Sousuke [Element of Bishi]!PANIC/UaVo!!SxMwIwMzZlCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516642

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!!Fluttershy wins. Hands down.

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!!Trixie ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516645

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>>2516642
!!flutteshy wins everyone go home

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516647

Wait, gotta set us up the bomb first.

Now everyone get the fuck out of here! This place is gonna blow!

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>>2516647
*set up us the bomb

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516649

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Hey, yo...

I weight about a deuce and a half,/
I manuever too fast, for ya'll losers to grasp,/
You're not eludin' my wrath!/
Grab the duffle bag and scoop the loot and the cash,/
I subtract you from your stash, and now you do the math,/
I sit on some church steps with booze in the flask,/
Hearin the sound of the music from this funeral mass,/
Want me to google your producer? Man your crew is just ass,/
I see through you like glass and my goons they just laugh,/
Take a sip of the grey goose, before I send you on a trip to hay-zeus!/
I'll make your chan look like beirut!/
This is fight music I ain't with all the calm rap!/
This is combat, give your sister her thong back!

Sagara Sousuke [Element of Bishi]!PANIC/UaVo!!SxMwIwMzZlCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516650

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>>2516647

I've got this...

!!Fluttershy ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516651

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>>2516634
>>2516634
You post as Roseluck but you’re Silver Spoon
i’m your Discord, here’s your reward- i’m your Nightmare Moon
You talk such big talk, but i won’t shy away
Here’s your Iron Will lesson number one of the day
When you get banned understand- it ain’t a matter of swag
You’re like Derpy falling over with your paper bags
My finesse makes a mess of your worn out style
You put your hoof down on Trixie and you'll be gone a while
Do your drugs, your city talk, who you gonna impress?
You’ve got less class than Pinkie Pie in Art of the Dress
So puff on these words, get your contact high
Make way, little pony, for the Fluttershy

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>>2516647
>>2516648
>bomb us the set up

Eh, close enough.

Lyra Strings!oTRauraZw2Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516653

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>>2516649
I love you Cage

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516654

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>>2516651
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!

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>>2516649
>>2516651
OOOOOOOHHHH SNAAAPPP!!!

The Less Anonymous!TopHat5qycCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516658

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Ink'dPony, Bringer of Hugs ?Insomniac Chef? !909nBookD6Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516660

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YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic FlutterYay?Unlucky?!Buu/SiCA6kCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516661

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>>2516651
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516662

I'm not a rap expert, but it looks like Moony is winning hands down.

Cage (Element of Yeezy)!!EwZGR5LmExCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516663

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>>2516651

You think too long,/
10 minutes later got a linked up song,/
Sounds like the vocals are gonna be synched up wrong./
Check? Never sellin' Fluttershy on boring gentle shit,/
Tryin' to eat off Cage like some nude oriental chicks?/
You'll need a firehose to get that shit off of the shelves,/
Leave you in the crumpled up rap trail lost in my twelves,/
Wishin' bans on me soundin' like Amon goes,/
Wastin' verses on haters? Shit I collect those!/
Fake thug Trixie has you frontin' with his agents?/
Why you bringin' up Silver Spoon, when you're runnin' with her cadence?/
Try to pull my dog collar, my dogs holler, look at Moony tryin' to fight a pit with his dog dollar!/
Sit and watch Cage clap iron, like cobra commando buckin' megatron out the black lion!

And fuck Trixie, he's only mad because he gets wasted by my sloppy seconds.

You and your team better off gettin' verses out that bitch then come at me.

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BLACK AND YELLOW

ALL UP IN THIS SHIT.

The Less Anonymous!TopHat5qycCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516665

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We request an archive of this epic bread in which we are toasting!

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dis thread is so awesome...

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>>2516664
Cage is black, !!Fluttershy is yellow

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>>2516663
YOU GONNA TAKE THAT LIKE A BITCH !!!FLUTTERSHY?
WOOP HIS ASS

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Mikey[AetherXD]MobileCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516671

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>>2516665

/arch/ this shit

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>>2516663
You have to admit.

Cage is smooth as fuck.

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>>2516673

I disagree, most of those lines don't make sense..

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>>2516663
Your rhymes don’t make sense, your words meaningless
Everything you post here is a giant mess
So here’s the point if it, all you fillies and colts
We’re flying, ponyifying like the Wonderbolts
Your wrath is like the sound of a single rain drop
Hitting the ground with just barely a plop
A sad little thing for the parched dry earth
That yearns for a pony of a little more worth
Here comes the end, can you hear it my friend?
Above your broken lyrics, you just can’t defend
Though we contend i commend, but you gotta transcend
No reason to pretend when you overextend
The miracle of life- Friendship is Magic
But, my friend you are tired and your rhymes are tragic
All of us under Celestia
No room for your sad rap in Equestria
Into the free Forest, where the parasprites roam
You want to rap battle? Go big or go home

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>>2516674

i understood every line of his last rhymes and i dont even listen to rap. try context cluez, son

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>>2516675
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>2516675
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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>>2516676

!!Fluttershy even called him on it

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>>2516675
moonys rhymes strike hard but soft

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I just came back to Ponychan today and I find this?

WTF ELSE HAVE I MISSED???

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>>2516675

But then !!Fluttershy has this whole "shock value" thing going on with these phat rhymes.

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>>2516663
>>2516675
I... have no idea who to throw my support to. This is just too awesome.

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>>2516683
EVERYTHING

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>>2516682
That's what she said.

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When this is over....someone must screen cap this from the beginning.
Or put it into /arch/

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FUCK IT, THEY'RE BOTH FLY LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER.

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>>2516690
If this isn't /arch/d, I'm on it.

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>>2516690

/Arch/. That's the best way to go

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/ARCH/ THIS MOTHA FUCKA!

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I can't believe I have to miss this for a lame ass flight.

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What are you chicken?
Should i call you Scootaloo?
Am i !!Cheerilee now that i’m taking you to school?
You’re not funny or clever- your hate explodes
Your rhymes are so fractured you could crash windows
You’re not gonna get far trying to rap like that
One of the millions who hit the ground with a splat
Shall i show you the permaban cemetery?
Will your join them there? You know, i’ve got your IP
Your out of luck, Rosie- Your time is up!
Gone like the tea that’s in my cup
You can’t compete, you just can’t stand
Fluttershy is here, and she’s taking command

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>>2516698
DAAAAAAAAAAYUM

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>>2516675

So many faqqots to swing the axe at,/
Who do I shoot first? Answer when I make this dead horse hurt,/
Gettin props because your a mod is the only way your rhymes work!/
And your last verse? What was that?/
Bugs hit windshields harder than that!/
Tryin' to get violent but gay is gay!/
Your best chance to surve is just to fade away!/
Claiming you can't understand my rhymes, you need to get with the times!/
Before ya'll get dropped faster than Cage does dimes!/
Your slang is outdated, like "Look, I'm butter now!"/
You mother fuckers still drowned in my watered down!/

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>>2516663
*cue brutal thrash/death metal*

DUN...


DUN DUN DUN


... DUN

... DUN DUN DUN


Propagate the hatred fermenting in your rotten brain
Spread your vile filth and watch the people scream in frantic pain
Mental torture is the way of your nigrish fucking life
Soon I will spill your entrails at the end of my knife

Demonizing countless people, putrid lies you spew.
You think that kindness is the problem, the only problem is you.
Get off of your high horse, you disgustingpony
Nobody takes seriously a man who dresses in drag

I will spill your blood, you plead for cessation
The only solace for my wrath will be your damnation!

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>>2516698
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

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>>2516698
>>2516700
It's JUST

SO

CLOSE



Who will be the victor?

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>>2516704
Needs more napalm. Things are just heating up.

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WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONYCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>2516697
Internet fights are always more fulfilling.

Unless you're in it, then everyone just loses.

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>>2516707
this thread i can't even

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Speaking of heating up, who want's soda?

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>>2516701
Anon.

It looks like it's just one-on-one. Sorry dude.

Also the metal entrance ruined it.

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/arch/
now
[b]NOW[/?]

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>>2516700
Time to take a ride on the Pony Express
If you’re aiming for the top then you’re bound to miss
You can’t stop the Flutter-rap, it comes out fast
You’re not gonna win, have fun in last
It takes more will and takes more drive
Than all you’ve found in your whole time alive
You’re like the King Zebra, you’re rhymes are just weird
While my rhymes are celebrated, their words revered
Go the extra mile then and see where you get
i’ll break the fourth wall and am faster yet
Sonic Rainboom, flying faster than the sound
That comes from your mouth when you’re around
Your apples need buckin’, you’re a parasprite
It’s the moment of truth- you just sit tight

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>>2516707
Fund it! FUND IT ALL
>>2516711
I'll take a soda.

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voting for /arch/!

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>>2516715
OH MY GOOOOOODS

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>>2516698

You're talkin' like you don't give a fuck about fact or fiction,/
I sleep talk freestyles iller than most of your writtens,/
I laugh at you faqqots dissin.../
It only adds fuel to my drive and fire to my ammunition!/
I hate to say this to the loser.../
But your bars are conclusive proof that god has a sense of humor,/
You don't understand shit, but I refuse to start dumbin' it down,/
It must be a bit hard to spit bars with my nuts in your mouth!/
You hate the fact that I'm charismatic,/
The world does revolve around me, my spinal chord is a planet's axis,/
Because credit where credit's due!/
That's why I got no respect for you!/
I'll do what you attempt to do, until you get a clue!/

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>mine countenance whereupon this entire thread
/arch/ it!

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>>2516715
>>2516720
This thread is the best thread I've ever seen!

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>>2516715
>>2516720
Oh jeez oh man!


I'm going to take cover... just to be safe.

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>>2516715
>>2516720

How long will this last??

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This is the best rap battle I've ever seen! *nom*

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each new lyric is fresher than the last

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>>2516729

Each phat beat fresher than daisies.

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>>2516720
>>2516720
The only fiction here is your ability
I can see your posting history- so yeah, trust me
You can laugh at the dissing, but you know it’s true
You’re the Ahuizotl, i’m your Daring Do
Your arrogance alone sink the Titanic
You’re getting sloppy, is that due to panic?
You talk about respect, how ‘bout giving it first?
Or is that too much to ask, now the question’s reversed?
You’ll find yourself in a ban before long
Plenty of time to be singing your song
You pick on Trixie, this is what you get
Shot down by a Fluttershy in your favorite thing- rap

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This thread is amazing
I need to ban cage more often

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>>2516731
OH SHIT

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>>2516715

You gotta realize you're fuckin' with the baddest,/
I'll make this so called rapper re-evaluate his status./
Look, I don't brag and boast for pure recreation,/
If I say I'm about to body a rapper I'm just giving you useful information./
I'll whip your crew into shape!/
Embarrass you so bad[/b[, the arrogance you previously [b]had will turn into a voice telling you to move out of state./
So tell your camp, if anyone else got beef,/
They can choose a place to meet and I'll greet them with defeat!/
I mean... I have the feeling, I've already heard your verse!/
So any turn you make will be a turn for the worst!/
Your so bad, I have the last laugh even when I rhyme first!/

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>>2516735
Please do so

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>>2516730
>>2516731
daisies don't have shit on this epicness

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>>2516737
>those tags

HE SLIPPED.

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>>2516737
BRO you can't win

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>>2516741
>>2516742
Don't count him out yet! He only loses if he backs down, or gets royally served.

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>>2516737
Ouch, botching your tags is going to cost you some points.

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By all that is holy this thread is just fucking awesome!

!!Fluttershy ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2516747

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So let it be heard that on this day
Cage tried to shine and was blown away
Struggling to do just whatever he can
Against the gentlest, most timid mod on Ponychan
Tried so hard to fight and impress
Squirming against the mod staff of the Empress
Praise !!Celestia and her wonderful team
We’ll break out the cupcakes while you float downstream
Touch Trixie and this is what you get
If you’re gonna do a call out then you mustn’t forget
If i’m the Pony Admiral then you’re the cadet
And yes, that feeling you feel is just one of regret
Let’s close it up- it’s now or never
You’re the best you say? You’re not so clever
Sing me the song of your people, Cage!
Half composed of hatred, the other half of rage.

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>>2516744
guess i can't count him out JUST yet i take it back

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>>2516744
CAGE.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKER YOU.

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>>2516747
>>2516747
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT SON

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>>2516747
We have a winner!!

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>>2516747
...My God.

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>>2516747
OUR MIND!!!!

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>>2516747
Game over.

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>>2516747

Was that the killer?

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>>2516746
Gallant, get your ass into this part. no one will say that you did not win this night. and do it NOW!!!!

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>>2516747
Cage just got served...

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>>2516747
>>2516747
>>2516747
>>2516747

Moony confirmed for Astral Badass and Cage bro.....DAYUM!

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>>2516756
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

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>>2516747
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!

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>>2516762
IS IT THE END?

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read this whole thread
all i can say is

HOLY FUCK THIS IS EPIC

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>>2516731

Yo, this is how it's supposed to be done.

Yo I'm attackin with spectacular vernacular,/
Ridiculous rhymes flowin like blood tricklin' down your spine/
Fine times! Still shoot the twenty two, from my fuckin' voice box, let the noise rock/
While I'm crushin this MC, like rock candy!/
I can see your gettin' scared, so you threaten to ban me?/
I'm not sure he can finish this, can he?/
I keep comin' endless, relentless,/
yeah Cage stays fresh with the sentence!/

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>>2516747

>Head shot

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>>2516767
>that post number
YOU'RE TOO SLOW

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>>2516747
>>2516767
HE'S STILL HANGING ON!

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>>2516767
A splendid counter! But, is it enough?

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>>2516767
You thought yourself so good with your poetry
But you can’t out rap the flutter pony
Big adventures, tons of fun
Your time’s run out, your race is run
A beautiful heart, faithful and strong
Your structure’s broken, your phrasing’s wrong
Sharing kindness is an easy feat
Watch me wipe your sorry rhymes all over the street
It’s the end of the line, there’s no way to cheat
And magic makes it all complete

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>>2516767
CAGE

YOU NEED MORE

YOU'RE AT CRITICAL STATUS, BRO!

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>>2516767
Too slow.

The battle ended 20 posts back.

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>>2516758
Acrh what are you talking about

Now Are you suggesting that I
With my mastery over the plans of reality
Step into this badass thread
And start proving that I am not as skilled
With the the word of Moony and Company.
Now don't get me wrong bro
I'm a badass, just like the lot of you.
But Dayum if Moony just didn't own us all son.

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>>2516774

>dat homage

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>>2516774
my...fucking...mind...

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>>2516774
...The killing blow has been struck.

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>>2516774
>mlp intro

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>>2516778

That was pretty good.

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>>2516774
>Cage's face when

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>>2516774
The end returns to the beginning, thus !!Fluttershy is ready to kick ass all over again. Meanwhile Cage is lying on the ground wasted and out of breath. He fan fight until he dies. Or he can retreat now and better himself for revenge.

The clear winner is !!Fluttershy.

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>>2516790
cage's shit got wrecked...

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>>2516774

Step off the pony rap for just one second,/
And stop relying on a gimmick if you want to wreck it,/
You wrote your last verse and I didn't even bother to check it, I can already guess it./
It goes pony this, cage is shit, fluttershy is sayin some more irellevent shit,/
Couldn't write a bar without a pony reference with the help of your clique?/
How many of the mods are writing for you/?
Can't spit a line by yourself like you were supposed to?/
Since you don't seem to get it, I'll explain it nice and slow,/
Your gimmick is played as far as cartoon rappers go,/
You should learn to count your bars though, stick your dick in the river and you still can't fuck with a flow./
Like I said, good as far as children rappers go, but you should learn to spit about something else before you step to a pro./

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>>2516790
>>2516791
Cage can't be done yet!

Ignore the picture's text!

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>>2516787
Why thank you Blazanax
I however must concede.
No matter the time or place
Moony just can't be beat.
From being the Element of Kindness
To the most badass pony.
Moony is the king
So hail to thee.

>Moony Flawless Victory


Amon bro......
You know you want to....

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Here’s the deal, the final score
It’s nine to none in my favour
The fluttery victor, i can’t be beat!
Or maybe you’re just that easy to defeat?
At /arch/, in the garden, i’m going to drop these bombs
Keep the animals coming to me in throngs
While you claw at the ground with your muddied hooves
The battle’s over and this just proves
If you can’t take the heat, then get out of the fire
I make music like Heartstring’s lyre
Buckin’ these apples like Applejack
My tinniest rhyme gives you a heart attack
Making ponies smile like I’m Pinkie Pie
Defending !!Trixie, please call me !!Fluttershy ~

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>>2516792
>He went there.

Shiiiiiit.

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>>2516792
Oh snap!

>>2516796
Oh SNAP!

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>>2516796
Oh shit son.

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>>2516796
And that's the closer.

Hot damn.

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>>2516792
Oh you just went there.

>>2516796
Uh-oh! UH-OH!!

What is Cage's favorite rap group? TOLD thugs and harmony.

Brohoof, Moony. Major brohoof!

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>>2516796
Heartstrings...
Not Lyra...
Moony you big meanie

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>>2516796
I've heard nursery rhymes more complex than that,/
Single syllable rhymin, shit is old hap,/
I can write forever connecting only two lines with one rhyme,/
But I'm ill enough to do that two times, pay it no mind./
For real Moony, Mother Goose called and she wants her rhyme book back,/
You can't rhyme like that and expect not to get attacked./
That kind of verse is just askin' for me to shoot some flack right back,/
So here, let me correct those lines,/
Drop a syllable here, and add one there.../
And be sure not to rhyme like a pre-schooler next time./

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>>2516795
I digress, Gallant, your beats are fresh.
I've never rapped much, I hope the words'll mesh.
This shit is tough, it's getting kinda rough.
But I can't keep up with the beat so YOLO.

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>>2516807
The sad part is... !!Fluttershy's winning... while keeping the "pony gimmick" going.

You're on the ropes, Cage. Time to tap out.
It's obvious !!Flutters know what she's talking about.
There is no shame in being outclassed.
Just stop swingin' before you get gassed.

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>>2516807
Rhyme a swear with a swear? That means you’re an adult
No pony rapping? Where do you think you are, Colt?
I could see your distress signal standing in New York
In the subway underground with some cider to uncork
You think you’re so very hard core
But your rhymes are inelegant; your speech is a bore
You’re the bottom of the bottom; we’re the top of the top
Even Gallant can jump in and bring your rhymes to a stop
You call yourself pro but you’ve got no flow
How much can you rhyme those same words though?
Over and over like broken machine
Spewing words as limp as a melted ice cream
It’s time to give up and it's time to give in
Losing isn’t a crime and it isn’t a sin
Just watch your bans and you’ll be alright
But my dear pony friend, you’ve lost this fight

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>>2516807

He's still in.

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>>2516812

But Moony still fucks shit up.

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>>2516807
>>2516812
It's too epic...

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>>2516812
How long this will last?!
its too epic...

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>>2516812
6ft, 12ft, 20ft, 24ft.... How much deeper will this rap grave go?

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My head can't contain it


I can't.

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>>2516820
FOREVEEEEERRRRR!

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>>2516812
How you gonna MC if you can't multi?/
Not one internal there I can see,/
Your style is played out like Lil Wayne,/
I'm the only rapper here that's still playin',/
I hate to educate while on the track, but I'm gonna have to learn you to rap while I'm spittin' my wax,/
A rhyme inside a rhyme, you should try it some time,/
Maybe throw a multi-syllable in there, that'd be fine,/
It's a lot fresher than rhyming stop with tip and bore with core,/
So I'll tell you what, spit another nursery rhyme, just one more.../
And I'm going all out war, to settle the score and leave you on the floor./

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>>2516808
Never rapped a day in my life
For you see the thought just never occurred to me.
This level of fresh was for someone else
My words were printed and bind.
Now it is not to say that I will for go learning.
This sick ass trick of rapping fine.
Be it I am lame.
To want these titian duke it out
Is worth all the time.
But I do have to admit
Watching Moony school this
I think another round is needed.
Some fresh blood for the battle
So why not the Astral Twins
Amon bro.
Come at me.

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Guys. Guys, I had an idea. It's a good one.

Guys, I have this idea. No, no, trust me, it's good. What if

we dubbed this Battle Cry song with this thread's lyrics?

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>>2516825
>I'm gonna have to learn you to rap while I'm spittin' my wax
>have to learn you to rap while I'm
>learn you to rap

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>dat feel when I've been fighting the urge to go outside and smoke because I can't give up ground in a rap battle on ponychan.
>YOLO

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>>2516827
>>2516828
That sounds just crazy enough to work.

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>>2516825

>He has no understanding of the definition of total war...

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>>2516833
So you think, I've been saving all of my best punchlines. Moony's got one more verse before I go all out.

Straight up DMX level punchlines.

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>>2516830
FUEL YOURSELF, CAGE!

GO AHEAD, POP A SPARK OR TWO!

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>>2516830
DONT GIVE UP! FIGHT FOREVER AND STAND YOUR GROUND! HOMESLICE!

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>>2516830
just go man the battle has been won by fluttershy try another day
TAKE YOUR THROWN ANOTHER DAY
i will not blame you for backing out on your grounds we will honor your courage for taking on the mod

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>>2516825
My dear, sad friend there is such a disparity
Your rhymes so old, you could give them to charity
While my words come out with such clarity
You wish you could match my style of Rarity
I can write these sonnets like Shakespeare
Why doth art thou words so queer?
You’re like Snips and Snails, you’ve got gum on your bum
The laughing stock of Ponyville- follows the beat of a drum
You’re choking now, you’re smokin’ now
You’re dropping faster than NASDAQ or the DOW
It’s time to turn in your gloves, put your hooves up, surrender
Drawing out defeat won’t bring you splendor

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>>2516828
>>2516831
We'll hire too professional voice actors. We'll include the first few posts as an intro or something

and in between each verse we all yell and cheer like idiots.

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>>2516834
Maybe it's time...
To go unrustle your jimmies.

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>>2516832
I see would you like to show me how it is done.
Never meen to offended
Just that Amon is my astral bro.
It's kinda would be wrong
To challenge and other to a duel.
But that is not to say that I am not against it.
I know that my rhymes are weak
And that my flow is slow.
But damn if I want try and put of a show.
Look at me now
In the middle of an damn epic thread
Watching Moony show us all whats up.
But if you want to throw down bro.
Make your first move.

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>>2516841
LETS DO THIS SHIT

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>>2516839

HE CALLED THINE RHYMES GHEY

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>>2516826
hey gallant, my bro, you don't want this fire
unless getting burned is you hearts desire
now bringing the epic to the rappin thread
spittin philosophical for your daily bread
there isn't really much that can be said
cause i'm plannin to head to bed
so maybe i shouldn't draw so much ire
but i'm awesome and not no-rhymin liar.

now i'm a metal head through and through
but i guess i can show a thing about rap or two
now what you're doin won't do the trick
no sick rhymes just rhymes to make you sick
let amon knock you in a days
and paraphrase
how'd you phase
and i amaze
the world is now my empire
and my astral bro, you call me sire

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>>2516834

All out war is very... Let's just say it can't be applied to anything but wars. Also, I'm fairly certain you're taking lines from several rap artists who are lining up their lawyers as we speak.

I'm kidding about the lawyers part

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>>2516843

Nah dude, that first post was a legitimate attempt. I can't go all out today.

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you win, Cage.

this is taking so much longer than i thought it would, i'm terribly tired, and have to be up very early in the morning.

i'm not sure how much i can keep typing up insults. it's... just a bit grating to me. and i have lots of ponies who need me right now.

um... thank you though! it was fun to watch Cage and his wonderful talent at work.

i didn't mean a single nasty thing i said even in the slightest.

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>>2516841
yo bro, i have recording equipment, i wouldn't mind providin some voices

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>>2516839

Rhyming Charity with Rarity, didn't see that one comin'?/
You have about 10 seconds before you should start runnin'/
See Cage is way past the math of droppin' bars on future prospects,/
I never got you toys, like Christmas at the projects!/
Savin' me all the best punchlines because you're scared to say this.../
I'm tighter than vacuams, but I get looser than faqqot's anus!/
Doper MC's, nonexistant like Ru Paul's cl*t is!/
Look, I can't tell if you're dick or p*ssy like topless infants!/
You couldn't spit sick ish kid if you were lickin' your cold sores!/
Come at me I'll leave you scared to drop shit like school stalls with no doors./
You wonder how this fucker whispers thunder sounds?/
You're fly like crippled ostriches, I scare heads underground./

Oh shit, smells like ether up in here.

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>>2516841
>>2516844
Let's do it man


We are making this happens

I don't have any money or ways of recording anything. You guys are on your own.

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>>2516849
...what...

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>>2516844
Great!

You be one of the voice actors, I can't because I have a lisp.

Good luck!

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>>2516849
That was a damn amazing battle, Moony

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>>2516849
Moony...you've failed us....you've let the Honor of Ponychan fall before this Usurper....

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>>2516849
>snuggews under Moony's wings.
Can I sleep with you?

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>>2516849
Well that was anti climatic

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>>2516849
say WHAAAAAAAAAT

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>>2516849
You were a good guy, Moony.

Way to put up a show.

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>>2516849
The ever-gracious !!Fluttershy reaches down into the grave and pulls Cage out to victory!

BRAVO ALL!

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>>2516849
D'aaaaw!

Alright, this was too much fun Moony!

Of course I didn't mean one mean thing I said either. Have a great night!

right when I unleashed the bomb track too.

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that was fun while it lasted
ti mitz ahuilia nican

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>>2516849
better luck with timing next time champ

you have the skills to take his butt all the way up and down the coast, but your sleep comes first

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>>2516849

Sleep well Moony, you did well.

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>>2516851
And Cage gets the last word.

Good job, Cage. Outstanding work.

>>2516843
>>2516846
But hey, we have these two now.

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SEND THIS THREAD TO /ARCH/!!!!

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>>2516849
You rocked it, Moony. A great show was given. Now get some rest, both you and Cage earned it!

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>>2516861

I'm too lazy to confirm that, though.

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>>2516868
VOTE THAT

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>>2516849
>>2516863
Let's give a round of applause to our two champions!

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>>2516861
Ha, yeah that last verse was mostly bitten. I was running out of stuff and I had to go grab a smoke,

It was just for fun though.

Honestly I started running out of stuff to say half way through, Moony was wrecking me.

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>>2516850
>>2516852
>>2516870
If we actually go with this, I can do anything except the main voice work.

I can do some crowd cheering. Hell, it'll be hilarious.

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>Epic Rap Battle of the Century
>Ended because of tiredness
>Mine Countenance Whereupon

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>>2516861

Awww... you're right...

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>>2516876

Heroes need their rest too.

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>>2516875
Second. I can't do diddly with what I have. Maybe scream on Vocaroo a bit, but that's just about it.
>>2516876
It was at least awesome while it lasted.


Hopefully we can get this /arch/d. It was just an epic display of creativity and good cheer.

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>>2516846
Oh fuck yeah

You call that a fire it can barely give off heat.
Is the realm of the meta sit down son.
Ethical imperatives and hypothetical are my tea
I understand old men do need their sleep.
But another day will dawn and on that we shall spare
With the might of a the gods
The mightiest of the badasses
Blazing brighter than any star

But for us the other is a mirror
But when I look into mine I see one splinter
A fracture the proof being there.
That my rhymes are worthless but I don't care.

You answered my call and that is all that I care
To have a tiny bit of fun with one so dear.
But bro I have to tell you right now
That the true holder of the crown
Stands before you bro.
Now grovel before the true heir of this reality

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I'll be taking my leave as well, good show Cage and Moony.

>Thank you for causing the whole thing !!Trixie

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>>2516873
I already used my only clapping pic.

So here's a couple of victory hugs for our two BAMFs.

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>>2516875
>>2516850
>>2516879
Agreed!
but who will do the backgound music and sound/video edditing?

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Jolly good show, gents.

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>>2516882
Computer hugging works too, I guess.

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>>2516885
Indeed

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I'm off to finally smoke my cigarette, thanks for participating in this silliness all, and thanks to the mod team here for playing along!

Days like this is when I remember how much you all rock.

I am dissapointed by the lack of hip hop vernacular here. Go put on some Nas, some Jay-Z and learn yourselves how to speak hip hop slang.

Don't be a bunch of herbs. That ish is played.

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>>2516883
Nose goes

Not it

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SEND THIS THREAD TO /ARCH/!!!

This level of win needs to preserved for future generations!

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>>2516880

I already used my best reaction pics during that first round.

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here's a fun thought!

Maybe you could vote on who won? Then, the loser has to give the winner a hug.

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>>2516887
Good job Cage

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>>2516891
isnt going to end up the same either way?

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>>2516891
Moony.

You would give a hug to anybody, regardless as to who won.

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>>2516891
But... Moony...
You conceded...

How can we call it anything but Cage's victory?

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>>2516889
DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>2516883
The song we're all listening to in this very thread works as the background music, and I can do the editing.

I might even add in some extra cool stuff. I do like getting a little...creative.

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>>2516891
I concede defeat, I ran out of awesome rhymes about halfway through. I was not prepared for a long battle, and I'm not very good at thinking things up off the top of my head.

I had to use just about every line I had prepared for when I fucked around with instrumentals with my friends while we were drunk.

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>>2516887
See you later, Space Cowboy.

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>>2516887
bye cage!

>>2516899
:c i was hoping to maybe give the thread a bit more life.

i had already conceded, too... i am glad we all had a fun thread

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>>2516901
<3 you too

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>>2516899
>>2516849
I'm so confused.

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>>2516898
sounds nice
we are all set!
Kind ofmabyesomewhat

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>>2516891
>>2516899

IT'S A FUCKING TIE.

BOTH OF THOU ARE GOD-TIER.

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well as much as i want to keep up with this righteous thread

i need to head on to sleepy town

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>>2516890
Now if you excuse me I have to take my leave.

Amon.

Bro

You know we have to do this now

Gallant VS Amon.

God have mercy on this world

Night folks and in the morn pray that me and amon have not started.

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>>2516906
They what they both hug?
or no hugs?

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Well, that was an epic thread. Time to exit.

Also: /arch/ dis ish on the right quick. I'm srs.

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>>2516908
you better have your rhymes up to your reality breaking skill, or you're gonna have to reform your ass from certain defeat

>yay trashtalk

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>>2516909
All of the hugs!

>>2516905
Eh, I guess we'll end up with something eventually.

>>2516908
Oh damn, that means I can't oversleep tonight.

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>>2516902
Ha, this thread got like 300 posts in less than 3 hours. It was pretty lively.

>hugs

>>2516908
Body him bro.
Listen to some Big L right now to get ready. Big L is the master of punchlines.

And listen to Ether by Nas, best diss song of all time.

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>>2516912
yay hugs!

>eventually.
mabye *sniff* mabye

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>>2516911
Me reform?
I have the prefect form.
We both know how this is going down.
Amon the Heart of an Eagle
Having is mighty wings clipped by the one true Astral Lord
In this fight it is Rainbow Dash vs The Great Lord Kamina
It will be over quick.

>Hugs
Love ya bro
Have good dreams

>I know I never do anything like this~

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>>2516915
And so ends one of the greatest threads in Ponychan history.

. . .

/ARCH/ THIS.

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>>2516918
CALLING ALLL MODERATORS

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thread pls go
To /arch/, that is.

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Sweet Success.


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