So you say. But see this page? This is everything the nation of our Beloved Celestia knew of you.
And with a simple crumple, you are gone.
To the camps with him, and as a warning to any fun lovers. On this day, we take no half measures, no regrets. We'll tell no stories of a day of fun. It will be as if fun never existed at all.
And it will be good.
Oh, for anypony interested, tomorrow's reading will be the Art of War. The fiction section will also be attending. I hope you all join me for the Bonfire of Red Glory, in the name of our Dear Princess!