Derpy Ace Derporter!.WzKAX8kPU No.2494660
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My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, cowardly, no-lifes who spend every second of their day picking apples. You are everything bad in Ponyville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a Sonic Rainboom? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making a bad dress.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Wonderbolts fanclub, and starter on my flight team. What sports do you play, other than "kicking trees"? I also get straight A's, and have a very shy female friend (She just cheered for me; Shit was SO quiet). You are all silly-fillies who should just go away. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my friend