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BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493608[View All]

Trying to write an /oat/ poem, this time.
Every reply to this thread must rhyme.

Can be as long as you like, I sure won't mind,
Just type in verse or I'll buck your behind.

Derails, spiderman, and RPing? Sure!
No need to be even somewhat mature.

No need to reply if you think this is dumb,
Just another bored brony attemping at fun.

So without further adieu on this fine young night,
The question is, /oat/, can you write?
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Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493882

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I will rebel
and avoid the newspaper wagon
Instead I'll propel
face forward into a dragon.

What's that mom?
The kitchen's not clean?
Remain calm,
It's just the routine.

StarkyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493883

I'm playing Mortal Kombat, see.
Playing on the PS3.
An outlet for me to vent my rage.
My fighter of choice? Johnny Cage.
The screams of fighters lurk the halls,
HA HA HE PUNCHED RAIDEN IN THE BALLS!
Listening to, "I'm on a Boat"
I made some rhymes for the people of /oat/

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BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493885

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>>2493882
Itena! Mistress Rhyme, glad you've returned
I was afraid that we in this thread you'd spurned.
I was doing some thinking, and through this rhyming mask,
Theres something of you that I'd like to ask

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493886

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>>2493883
The PS3? Oh shame of shames,
You chose the console that has no games

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kisuke!x0mcU8hgwwCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493888

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Must be a Zecora thread.
I can't rhyme, so bread.

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>>2493887
Oh my, you see flame wars are no threat,
For how much nicer can our community get?
Twas just a small jibe, naught but a joke,
Nopony will be sore, im sure...i hope

Rainb?w Dusk (/test/e)!ABmau67qvECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493890

>>2493886
what? no games? you are a fool.
owning an xbox makes you a tool!
(posted on my ps3 browser)

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>>2493890
Such aggression, for me I am hurt,
I'm not a tool, it says Big Mac on my shirt.
What I'm going to say next, it is no lie,
YOU my dear friend are just a great guy

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Cuddletron!OsByAs4vdwCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493893

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This thread was made by a cool brony
whose goes by name Stark comma Brony.
His rhymes fill our heads,
keep us from our beds,
and keeps it real (he's not a phony).

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>>2493893
I'm greatly flattered, my dear Cuddletron,
That you returned to this thread to rhyme and rhyme on.

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Cuddletron!OsByAs4vdwCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493897

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>>2493896
This pelican sees what you did there,
the joke you spun, it had such flair.

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Rainb?w Dusk (/test/e)!ABmau67qvECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493899

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>>2493886
everypony knows the wii is trash
even freaking rainbow dash!
the xbox 360 has no web browser
why did i post a pic of bowser?
it rhymed

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493900

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These rhyming jokes are just like crack,
I simply can't stop, there's no going back

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AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493902

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AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493903

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>>2493901
>>2493899

Now now, my friends, please keep it polite
We're all simply far too loving to fight

Rainb?w Dusk (/test/e)!ABmau67qvECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493904

>>2493901
just to be fair, sony's a bitch.
psn just pulled itself out of a ditch.

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493905

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I fear that I'm hooked, I'll never be done.
I'll keep making gag after joke after pun

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>>2493903
Fighting, fighting? Fighting I was not!
Just listing the systems that I've got.
And saying how much I love each one
Really, that's all I've done.

If it seems that I've been mean,
then I apologize for real.
It's peace and love, 'far as I've seen,
maybe some gamers with too much zeal.

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Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493908

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>>2493885
So sorry my fellow,
the kitchen had called again,
Now give me your bellow.
What did you want now, then?

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Argh it's so hard to write
Couplets in Newspapers at night
My brain is on fire, that's for sure
All the words on my screen have begun to blur

I think it's time for me to leave
so this headache I can relieve
I wasn't here for very long
But it's been fun, don't get me wrong

I hope this gets archived for all to see
so this thread can show to our posterity
that real Bronies can cook up rhymes,
create kick-flankthreads and have good times

Oh my head, oh my head! (oh the aches an the pains)
It's time to go to bed! (my energy wanes)
So this is the last post that I'll write,
I bid all bronies here goodnight!

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493910

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>>2493908
I hate to ask, for I know you are busy,
but looking at your work puts me in a tizzy.
You draw so well, I just wonder, for me
Maybe you might sketch my OC?
Not a formal request, I know you've got many,
It's just that pictures of my OC I barely have any.
I've got a few picture from that Zefarian bro,
And they're quite magnificent I know!
But seeing as I have no talent of my own,
I was wondering if to me, your skills you might loan

Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493911

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>>2493909
Good night my dear!
It's been a good show,
and just to let you know,
you're a brony I love and respect.
Hope your morning is bright and clear!

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>>2493909
Sleep well my friend, and thanks for your time!
I'm delighted you decided to take part in our rhymes!

Rainb?w Dusk (/test/e)!ABmau67qvECountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493913

stab himself in the taint?

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Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493915

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>>/art/13151

>>2493910
If you would be so kind as to post in the details
in this art thread I have linked,
then I'll be sure to do whatever it entails
and finish after the list I have barely chinked.

I warn you now though,
I'm a procrastinator, and obviously so.
Look at that request list of eight or more,
you'll find that I've barely given them an explore.

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493916

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>>2493915
Thank you so much! I simply can't wait!
No rush at all, don't fret about "late"
The fact that artists as skilled as you,
Are willing to accept requests, even a few
Makes me proud of all bronies, all people in /oat/,
In my ocean of boredom you keep me afloat!

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Starbottom Spackledorf the Third
Knows that the bird is the word!
But she's a big chicken
always yellin and kickin'
And making everything absurd!

Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493918

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>>2493916
I do hope, though, I can remember
to stop procrastinating before december.

I should make sure my computer's no slop
when I wake up tomorrow and start photoshop.

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493919

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It's getting late. I should retire...
But I just cannot leave this artistic fire.
I rub my eyes as I look at the time.
And think to myself "Nahhh...just one more rhyme"

Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493920

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This thread's a gold mine
for the mind refine
in the land of prose
it's unstickied it, unfroze.

Laid out the candy
for my museless mind,
thank you, this thread has been handy!

BronyStark!IRONmJVTUkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493921

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>>2493920
What happens to this thread, when we all go to sleep?
Will it disappear? Autosage? Or maybe delete?

It seems such a waste to lose so many lyrics,
And in this thread I think we all had our kicks.

Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493922

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>>2493921
If you would like, I could report to a mod
that this thread should be archived, and awed.

If this doesn't work,
then do the paperwork.
Do your best and save the thread,
So you won't miss it if it's dead.

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>>2493922
I'll end how I started, with this picture of Mac,
This is my last post of the night, no f5ing back.

If a Mod could see this, that would be a delight,
Though I'm loathe to bother them at this time of night.

If this thread sages into the abyss,
Then certainly it will be one that I miss.

Though with every thread closed, a new one is open.
Will this thread come around again? I'm hoping.

I'll try again tomorrow, to see all /oats/ rhymes,
And the thoughts that live in our crazy minds.

Thanks again Itena, Mistress Rhyme to be nice,
For keeping this alive...even twice.

Goodnight to you all, sure as hell it's been fun,
But at least for tonight this brony is done.

Never be afraid to let your words fall,
Nighty night, /oat/, I love you all

Itena Pony!GGiUTrXucgCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493924

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>>2493923
Goodnight Bronystark,
This thread was quite the spark.
It certainly made a mark
on my mind, which made a disembark
from the port of boredom, from the dark.

BlackfangCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493925

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Derpy Hooves groves and moves,And gentlemen pay their dues and boos.

60sSpiderman!SpiDerZlkoCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493926

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>>2493925
No one can boo at Derpy's flaws
For to do so is like violating the laws
Self-evidently seen in canon
That in my haste I will explain anon I am of course, using anon in the archaic sense of the word

Derpy's appearance, from the start was so endearing
That fanon took it in upon to raise it and in rearing
She became fleshed out, her job and profession and love of all things muffin were stated
To such an extent, that neither Lauren nor co. found nothing to be slated

I will once again make again the request
that this thread be /arch/ed at the mods' behest.

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/arch/ed at last, /arch/ed at last!
That Celestia almighty,
It's arch/ed at last!

Doc Scratch!1SM.W7nY9gCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493932

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Ah I see, a thread, in your terms, that's "beast"
Even if it were remotely bad, it's creative atleast.

I would've refused, but my omniscience is limited here.
Even right now, that fact is hard to adhere.

So be it, I am forced to use the power of rhyme.
I will then continue to disrupt the steady flow of time.

To do that, I will be to pull this white lever.
The mansion's on fire, it's either now or never.

(I can't actually burn up due to my sickening immortality
But for the sake of everypony else, I'll realign my morality.)

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Refrigerator.
I like refrigerators.
Refrigerator.

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I've had it with CoD (but I'll be back in a bit,)
Now what's going on in this th- AW S***

Don't worry guys, that was simply a jest
Don't blame me for simply trying my best

Hey, those two lines began with "Don't!"
But will I do it again? I won't.


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