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AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482095[View All]

>decide to make dresses for my friends so we can have our own fashion show for fun
>work forever
>my friends hate them and stupidly offer to make new dresses with their suggestions
>one of my friends wants to wear galoshes with her dress
>my face
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RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482221

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>am obligated to perform at Grand Galloping Gala
>have to hang out with a bunch of boring stuffy aristocrats
>actual interesting person with exceptional flight skills who SAVED MY LIFE ONCE turns up and saves my teammate's dinner
>invite her to hang out with us
>boring stuffy aristocrats won't let me talk to her all night
>mfw

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>Get sent to new land I've never been.
>Obnoxious pink pony has apparent phychic abilities.
>Animators make a point to destroy my day to drive the point home.
>mfw

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>Wish to buy first season of favourite show on DVD.
>MFW conversing with Hasbro rep.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482224

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>walking through the outskirts of Ponyville one day
>See some fine craftsponyship on a Pegasus statue
>continue on my way
>wait a minute...
>look back
>its a Weeping Pegasus statue
>MFW

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482225

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>get invited to backwater town to attend fashion show
>all the dresses look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink
>it's a travesty is what it is
>pony who's responsible for subjecting my eyes to these horrors (not to mention wasting my valuable time) thoroughly humiliated
>get called back next week
>same designer displays dresses that are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482226

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>after years of training to be a guard and they tell me and train me to have a super serious face all the time
>become one of Celestia's guards
>she actually hates it when we are all super serious all the time, so the drill instructors were a bunch of stuck ups
>MFW

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482227

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>work hard for a whole year studying the magic of friendship for my respected and revered mentor
>mentor rewards me with invitation to the Grand Galloping Gala plus one
>after an entire day of mental and emotional anguish, manage to persuade mentor to invite my five friends to the gala too
>barely get a chance to talk to her all night
>despite this, continue acting like a perfect pupil and protege
>my five friends who I sweated blood to get into the Gala destroy everything
>mentor now looks like a complete idiot to everyone
>I look like a complete idiot to my mentor
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

Unified Theory of PonityCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482228

>>2482187

lol...oops.

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482230

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>>2482101
>you turn up and want to spend time with me, that's OK
>instead of just asking my other friends politely to give you some time with me, you slap their shit
>you drive one of my most emotionally sensitive friends to tears
>you generally treat everyone in my hometown awfully and act like a massive douche
>you make a massive scene at a party we threw in your honour
>you make me look like an idiot in front of all my friends and half the town
>you storm off in a huff
>you act like I'M the jerk
>mfw

Bags!bXrFQzCZI6Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482231

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>Get two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
>Friendship nearly destroyed over second ticket
>Find out we were only invited to screw things up
>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XACountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482232

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>realize everypony eats diets high in grasses, fruits, and dairy products
>realize there are no toilets in Ponyville
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482233

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>>2482232
there's at least one

Nithel!pQ1QP0Wf/6Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482236

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>daughter starts studying magic
>signs daughter up for Celestia's school
>daughter turns us into plants
>ofw

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482237

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>I can clear the entire visible sky over Ponyville of clouds in ten seconds
>people still call me lazy
>mfw

!!RainbowDash ## ModCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482238

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>get requests to archive threads
>find one I approve of
>"eh, why the he­ll not."
>mfw

RaindreusDash !DQL./kLFtkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482239

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>>2482238
>my favourite mod ever archives my favourite thread today
>mfw

AppleschnappCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482240

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>Talk about epic thread with brony over Messenger.
>Say it better be archived.
>Leave for a moment.
>All pictures 404'd.
>Realise thread is now diamonds archived.
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482241

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>>2489563
>>2489558

>Dozens of people argue online about what instrument I'm playing.
>They make complicated, well-reasoned arguments based on the shape of the body, the position I play the instrument in, the history of stringed instruments, etc.
>None of them have any problem with the fact that I can apparently play a stringed instrument with my hooves.
>MFW

Black Butterfly!Tjqw8oY5fYCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482528

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>two silly foals burst into my cave
>interrupt my nap time
>make me chase them
>some showoff zaps me with lightning
>not a morning person
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482530

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>Exploring on the moon
>Find a magical Alicorn princess
>John Madden
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>my face when

Earlysnow!!V5MQD2AmyuCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482531

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>>2482238
This is one of the most fun threads we've had around here since the season finale. Thanks for the sticky.

>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XACountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482532

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>Cows stampede Ponyville. Easily handled.
>Bunnies stampede Ponyville.
>My face.

HerdsworthCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482534

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>>2482146

> Have successful clothing store business with my fashions in demand by clients of great influence and prestige.
> Wish to find somepony of charm and royalty, hear that a prince will be at the Grand Galloping Gala. Not looking for a rich pony neccessarily (since my business brings in plenty of dough,) just one with grace, charm and good breeding.
> Make a beautiful dress for the gala in order to woo the prince.
> Prince turns out to be a stuck up douchebag. Despite this, I give him several chances, since maybe he's just nervous and isn't used to attention from girls.
> Final straw is when he uses me as a shield to prevent himself from being hit with an apple cake.
> I finally tell him what a jerk he is, and proceed to shake apple cake bits all over him, thereby humiliating him in front of everypony.
> mfw

FlutterguyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482535

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> teach about cutie marks in class, even though everypony in class aside from two of my students has them
> bitchy students start calling them "blank flanks" and i do nothing
> show a picture of myself from the 80s
> mfw

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDsCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482536

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>post in epic thread
>go about daily life, assuming thread died
>come back the next day to find it in /arch
>mfw

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XACountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482538

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>Go on vacation to the beach
>Ask two nice pegasus girls to watch my house-cave
>Come home and find my place trashed because they never showed up
>My face

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482540

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>hatch baby dragon from egg.
>he says "/you're/ not mommy."
>mfw
>realize its probably because i'm so socially retarded my mentor had to make him my assistant so i could justify living with him to myself.
>MFW

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482542

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FlutterguyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482931

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> heading into appleloosa, a town where my cousin lives, to celebrate apples and plant a tree i've raised from a seedling
> think I'm going to be the star of the episode
> i get like five minutes screen time
> mfw

FlutterguyCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2482932

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> friend is entering flying competition
> i want to be there to support and cheer for her
> friend tells me i suck at cheering in front of all my friends
> mfw

Anon Pony !GnXTk2QFXcCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2483309

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>>2482931



My reaction to over a barrel exactly.

Buddy Vox!EWycFB1/XACountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2483314

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>No longer the sole token minority
>mfw

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Could somepony make one for this pic? I am uncreative :(

Raidou Kuzunoha XIV!A/qN6MufDsCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2484697

>>2484685
>Hit show takes off
>Wake up early for iTunes photoshoot
>Everypony's looking at me weird
>Realize I forgot my forelegs
>Mfw

Cortland!iqHdzpF.a.Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2487988

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>reply to almost everypony's sentences with "eeyup" because I don't give a shit
>they think I'm a dumb redneck as a result
>mfw I have a degree in Fancy Mathematics

Kumquat!mgCikW1E2ICountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2488955

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>Born without teeth
>Ridiculed and shunned by tribe
>Kidnapped by annoyingly bubbly pony
>Become her "Pet"
>Attempts to end her and gain freedom fail
>Slowly starving to death due to lack of teeth/pony's intelligence
>Mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2489204

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> Bathing with hot-flank pony.
> My Little Pink captor ruins it.
> Try to bite her.
> No teeth.
> MFW

Legend of Celestia: Zecora&!SOw5qtORUQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2489205

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>>2482538

>Read post
>Think about it for a second
>Cry from laughing so hard
>Realize this is the greatest thing ever.
>Mfw

Italo!PeachI1QKkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2489395

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>A goddess turn evil and try to make the night last forever.
>A stupid magician with a big ego appears and humiliate everypony.
>Three stupid dogs kidnap a pony and obligate her to search gems.
>A Griffon appears in the city, attacks some ponies, makes Fluttershy cry, play a prank on Granny Smith, steal some apples and is a bitch with everypony in the city.
>A douche prince doesn't respect a lady Pony in the Galoping Gala night.
>Dragons try to protect their zone attacking invaders.
>A hydra try to destroy ponies.
>Bug-like, but adorable creatures, attack the town, destroying all the buildings and eating all the food.
>mfw I realize they get more love from the fan base than me, just a little filly and her friend who, even if we are kind of bitchy, is because is something of our age, and we will change.

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>Get sent to new town specifically to learn importance of having friends.
>Become great friends with the first five ponies I meet.
>Eh stop there, no need to meet or learn names of anypony else in town.
>my face

LordGenome/Kamina(Lunar Uprise)!vybI7b6ZEg!!RkAGyvZGV5Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2493953

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>I start a revolt against a king
>My bro is a wuss and won't do anything
>He ends up becoming less of a wuss
>I die
>He becomes an ultimate wuss until he meets this chick
>His spirit is back
>He kills the king.
>Seven years later he's a bad flank
>mfw.

RenCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2494974

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>>Wave hi to that cute shut-in who lives in the library
>>She ignores me, like everypony else
>>Learns that the princess is sending her to some town out in the boonies
>>Follow her
>>Pink Spazz invites me to a suprise party
>>Go to party, meet an earth pony filly
>>Fall in love
>>Seranade with lyre
>>Feel like a jackass
>>She bakes me a cake
>>It's delicious
>>One year later we are living together

>>ofw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2497323

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>be really good friends with another blank flank in my class
>she's feeling really down because she doesn't have her cutie mark yet
>we talk, I offer her homemade peppermint sticks
>I happen to get my cutie mark
>she completely ditches me to hang out with two other girls who also don't have their cutie marks
>she's too busy hanging out with them to spend time with me anymore
>she doesn't talk to me anymore
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2498317

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>get kidnapped and forced to do slave labor for a bunch of smelly dogs
>meh
>get slapped on the bare flankby said dogs
>doh well
>get called a mule
>mfw

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2505377

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>go to somepony's Cutecenera
>ruin it for the hosts
>everypony loves my reasoning
>mfw I am princess celestia's top-student

Vagrant!xVLmHF68PQCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2508232

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>say "muffins" once
>immediately get labeled as a muffin addict
>mfw

Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2511620

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>>2484685
Twilight Sparkle has no arms in this picture.
>mfw

GoodnPlenty!fSdaJduk5MCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2511622

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>>2511620
>squints closely at WT list
>yes, that is a new post
>check dates of last 2 posts
>mfw

Twilight CrackleCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2511624

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>watched a hilarious video on YouTube
>Had an amazing music track to it
>Thinks "Wow, that's an amazing piece of fan music! I wonder why it hasn't been posted on EqD yet?"
>Finds out it's that leaked song only after I watched the entire damn video.
>MFW

NeutralistaCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2511628

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>Alarm goes off this morning.
>Goes to shower.
>Comes out and sees the clock.
>Clock says 4:56
>Alarm doesnt go off till 5.
>mfw


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