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Alright, everypony, you ready? Bachelors eager to meet the possible love of your life? Swell! I introduce you to our very own party pony extraordinaire - PINKIE PIE!
Pinkie is a soothingly colored earth pony who enjoys rocking her hoofs off, binging on Sarsparilla, stalking (or downright haunting) other ponies and romantic candlelight dinners. You'll have to give your best to tame this pink tornado, but we promise it'll be worth it!
Bachelor number 1, you may interview this stunning mare now.>nudges OxicleanI'm talking to you, buddy! Let's get this show on the road!