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Omegle time AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 11380[View All]

Omegle time everypony. If the "stranger"'s first contribution the conversation has the word "brony" in it, you've found yourself a brony! You must then discuss MLP, screencap it, and post it here.
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Fuck you, stranger 1. Mina, /oat/'s best !MaidXD6OXkCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512340

Do you like My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic? Search my little pony friendship is magic season 1 episode 1 if you haven't, Please give it a go.

Stranger 2: YESSSSS

Stranger 2: ponies omg

Stranger 1: I don't give a shit don't tell me what to do

leictreonCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512345

Question to discuss: who's the best pony?

Stranger 1: RAINBOW DASH
Stranger 2: idc
Stranger 1: FLUTTERSHY
Stranger 1: BOTH
Stranger 2 has disconnected

SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512355

File: 132525340442.png (32.4 KB, 500x722, Omegle chat log 6zr.png)

I've been asking this question for a while.
Here go most interesting ones.

SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512356

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SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512357

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SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512358

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If somepony is interested, I'll post more

flutterloverCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512362

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: brony?


Stranger: horny


You: fuck nevermind

SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512364

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Dr. YogurtCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512369

You: BRONY?
Stranger: Yes
You: excellent...
Stranger: Yup
You: You go on ponychan?
Stranger: No
You: oh darn
You: Well this is going there

And then they disconnected.

SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512376

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SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512395

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SurprizeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512396

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DogostarCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512571

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Pony? Pony!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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File: 132712498372.png (196.81 KB, 1007x1533, Omegle chat log.png)

succes!

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512633

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i'm sorry i couldn't help but parasprite

SvettCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512644

I am now determined to find at least one fellow brony on Omegle. I will not go to bed until I am successful.

SvettCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512645

File: 132727641139.png (39.17 KB, 1358x733, Omegle.png)

Wohoo! After hours of trying, I was semi-successful!

SvettCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512647

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almost great success.

Nova!oDashK46lICountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512649

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This was literally my first try.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2512650

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The reason I didn't respond was because I was literally falling off of my chair from laughing

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The rest was slightly inappropriate.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513637

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?? :D
You: fine
You: thankyou
You: One question
Stranger: yep :D
You: Tell me, what is a brony?
Stranger: no clue :D
You: OK.
You: Then let me tell you,
You: A brony is a male fan of the new My little Pony Friendship is Magic show
You: There are Millions, and i am one of them
Stranger: oh... lol... me to then :P didn't know we were called that
You: Oh. Confirmation question.
You: Who is best pony?
Stranger: lol... how can u doubt?? :D
You: just tell me.
You: Who is your fav pony.
Stranger: Pinket Pie
You: Ok, fave ep.
You: nah jk.
Stranger: :)
You: Welcome to the herd brony!
You: you new?
Stranger: kinda :P lol... u know where it all started?
Stranger: why its called brony?
You: 4chan is the start.
Stranger: :P /b/ro..
You: Eeeyup. guess what they posted?
Stranger: pony porn lol :D
You: ... kind of... eh /b/tards.
Stranger: lol .... u know what is really uncool??
You: what.
Stranger: PEOPLE WHO TALKS ABOUT THIS KINDA SHIT.... U DONT TALK ABOUT IT..... U FUCKING JUST DO IT.....
Stranger: idiot

I am dissapoint. Been at it for 3 hours now. 1 Closet brony that I may have dis-converted.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513645

Question to discuss:
What is Friendship? (describe it in one word Hint: it starts with an "M")
Stranger 1: science
Stranger 1: magic isnt real
Stranger 2: Magical ponies.
Stranger 1: you will nevver knoww the true powwer of science
Stranger 2: twowords are better
Stranger 2: it has to start with m xD
Stranger 2: Mufasa.
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: Mates.

AnonymousCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513647

I alway RP as Fluttershy on Omegle...and no one gets it.

Golden WingsCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513651

>>2513645
I think that first one is trying to be Eridan from Homestuck...XD

Nevermore!eBju02zBkUCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513657

>>11381
This was slightly edited to cut out non-pony stuff and fit
Question to discuss:
what is the answer to life the universe and everything?

You: ponies :p

You: and 42

Stranger: 42 and a dash of rainbows.

You: are great minds thinking alike good sir?

Stranger: Perhaps.

Stranger: Why do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle?

You: oh ho, I c wut u did thar

Stranger: alpha.bat.exe.lvl.mkv.mov

Stranger: Heh heh.

Stranger: I love double entendres like that.

You: indeed

Stranger: Well, I got nothin'.

You: lol same here

Stranger: Your turn.

Stranger: Aw.

You: um

You: I can think of something

Stranger: Well, favorite pony tumblog?

Stranger: woonastuck.tumblr.com

You: umm, I don't usually use tumblr but there is one my friend makes

You: it is a skyrim ponies one

You: I'd have to look up the name though

Stranger: You should check them out. There is a limitless supply.

Stranger: asksurprise.tumblr.com

Stranger: ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com

You: http://ask-the-skyrim-ponies.tumblr.com/

Stranger: Ooh.

Stranger: Intruiging.

Stranger: Does it have Dovashy?

You: yes :)

Stranger: SCOOOOO

Stranger: RREEEEE

You: lol

Stranger: Dovashy gave me type A diabeetus.

You: XD

You: yes, so much diabeetus

Stranger: ask-fillytwilight.tumblr.com

Stranger: MOAR TUMBLRS

You: daww

Stranger: askmlcblobs.tumblr.com

You: Chubbies! :D

Stranger: Eeez fluffeh.

You: it tis

Stranger: I must say though, woona has taken her place in #1 tumblr.

You: understandable

You: I guess I have this one too, it isn't ponies alone but oh well: http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/

Stranger: Oh, and an obscure rule 63 tumblr, erisvoid.tumblr.com

Stranger: I did check that one out.

Stranger: Seems a tad cut and paste, but eh.

Stranger: The purple one is okay.

You: I have seen that 63'd discord before, not sure where though

Stranger: Prolly a drawfriend post on eqd.

You: yeah

Stranger: I think I saw it there as well.

Stranger: Type B diabeetus for juiceboxes.

You: lol

You: you don't use this site do you? http://mlpforums.com/

Stranger: askumfluttershy.tumblr.com is good, but dead.

Stranger: Ahh, nope. Never heard of those forums.

You: hmm

Stranger: Shall investigate.

You: yes do it :D

You: it is a very nice place

Stranger: Will do.

You: if you decide to join, look for a Nevermore that's me! :)

Stranger: Okee do.

Stranger: Well...I got nothing.

You: hmm

You: non pony stuff for Schadenfreude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

You: LOTR

Stranger: HMMM

Stranger: Well, mobile doesn't like multitasking YT and Omegle, soo....

You: ah

You: shoot

Stranger: I did see the Bronies react to Teens react to MLP video. Quite interesting.

Stranger: I REALLY LIKE HIS MANE.

You: yeah, too bad those kids only got to see the intro

You: the bronies who reacted had it right

Stranger: Yeah, a bit too little of content.

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: I do wish I knew who the red one was though...

You: the red one?

Stranger: Incessant yeller pony guy.

You: oh, I heard the name somewhere

You: *off to youtube*

Stranger: May have been in the bonus vid...

You: Solrac (Yaplap) http://www.youtube.com/user/Yaplap

You: it is that guy

Stranger: YES.

Stranger: Did he do the find a fkkking pet video?

You: Yeah! :D

Stranger: Hellz yush.

Stranger: Dang, I can't remember any of the songs right now.

Stranger: Sing for me please.

You: ok, gimme a seconde :D

You: *second

You: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays

You: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play

You: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold

You: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old

You: The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green

You: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean

You: How can I help, I'm new you see

You: What does everypony do?

You: How do I fit in without magic?

You: I haven't got a clue

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sun shine in

You: We move the clouds, and we melt the white snow
When the sun comes up, its warmth and beauty will glow

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice
We wake up all the sleepyheads, so quietly and nice

You: We help them gather up their food, fix their homes below
We welcome back the southern birds, so their families can grow

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: No easy task to clear the ground, plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine, everypony it feeds
Apples, carrots, celery stalks, colorful flowers too
We must work so very hard, it's just so much to do

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart, tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic, help the earth pony way?
I wanna belong so I must do my best today
Do my best today

You: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here

You: *gasp, gasp, gasp*

You: tada

Stranger: :D

You: *collapses*

Stranger: Why wub woo!

You: Why wub woo too!

Stranger: *turns into fluffy pony*

Stranger: Pway?

You: okie dokie

Stranger: *chases after ball, pounces, crashes and rolls around*

Stranger: Wheeeeee!

You: *grabs the ball with magic*

Stranger: Awww.

Stranger: Bawl!

You: Say the magic word

Stranger: Pwease?

You: ok *dies of daww-overexposure*

You: *passes the ball back*

Stranger: *Rolls around a bit more, the suddenly, a hater appears!*

Stranger: *heater

You: Where!?

Stranger: In the corner.

You: wait, a heater or a hater?

Stranger: *Bounces to heater, curls up and takes a nap*

Stranger: heater

You: yay, heaters are much better!

You: *sits next to heater as well and begins reading Poe poems*

Stranger: *Fluff becomes overheated, melts, and now fluffy pony is bwob pony*

You: *moves away from the overheating heater*

Stranger: Ai iz bwobby!

You: Yay! :D

Stranger: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: I'm still just a boring unicorn *sigh*

Stranger: Pway?

Stranger: (Its okay, we all are)

You: lol

You: yes, I shall play

Stranger: *Bwoblles builds slingshot, and loads up*

You: what are we aiming for commander bwobby?

Stranger: DA MOOOOOOOOOONNN

You: OF COURSE!

You: *runs equations through head*

You: If we aim it just right *adjusts angle* we should be able to reach our targeet

You: *targt

Stranger: Weady!

You: blargh

You: Yes

Stranger: Fiwe when weady captain!

You: Will do sir!

You: Firing in 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: *pulls lever*

Stranger: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.......!

Stranger: Two days later, the ISS has retrieved a strange blob-like lifeform.

You: XD

You: Oh u commander Bwobby

Stranger: Hee hee

You: this has been my favorite omegle chat too date! :D

Stranger: Likewise good sir.

SpiikeCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513672

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I asked the question; literally on the second try this happened :D

"Which is best pony?"

Stranger 1: FLUTTERSHY
Stranger 1: I <3 Fluttershy
Stranger 2: i don't know any ponys?
Stranger 1: Aw. D:
Stranger 1: Join the herd? :3
Stranger 2: no thanks
Stranger 1: Aw, why not? C:
Stranger 1: They make me smile.
Stranger 1: Maybe they can make you happy too?
Stranger 1: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7OndL0rUYwY/TvFkteMbOGI/AAAAAAAACC8/zfTwyevXmVc/s1600/101286+-+animated+grin+pinkie_pie+smile+
squee.gif
Stranger 2: there are much other things which could make me happy, so i don't need it
Stranger 1: But the longer you stare, the bigger your smile gets!! <3
Stranger 2: okay i must say they're cute:D
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: Wouldn't it be nice to have one more thing that makes you happy? C:
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: So you'll try one episode? Yes yes? C:
Stranger 2: okay if you really want:D

BubmeisterCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513680

Stranger: DIRECTIONER???
You: Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, or AppleJack?
You: BRONY!?!?!?
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE CARROTS??
You: WHO THE HELL DOESN
You: *DOESN'T?
Stranger: OMG SERIOUSLY
Stranger: AND TURTLES
You: LIKE OHMAIGAWD
Stranger: ARE
Stranger: THE
Stranger: SHIT
You: I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES
You: THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS WHEN I EAT CARROTS!!!!!
Stranger: BUT SPOONS ARE REALLY TERRIFYING
Stranger: OMFG NO FUCKING WAY
You: DEAR GOD NO SPOONS!
Stranger: SCREW THE LIGHTBULB PAT THE DOG
Stranger: STOP THE TRAFFIC AND LET THEM THROUGH
You: KICK THE PERSIAN INTO THE PIT!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: BAHAHAH WHY THE HELL NOT
Stranger: LARRY SEX
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

The fuck just happened?

Midnight Crackle[Element of Flux and Mobile Browsing]!8TMaRaElxMCountry code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513687

>>2513657
Hello Nevermore. Nice to see you. Apologies for not replying earlier.

Gads Omegle is fun.

I like ponnies...from now (just giving m apreciation to a bronie) Country code: ponychan.png, country type: customflag, valid: 2513690

>>2513687
You: hi


Stranger: Um...hello.


You: hello


You: how are you??


Stranger: Uh, I'm alright, thank you...


You: good for you person-behind-the-screen


You: it's good to find non-horny people once in a while here


Stranger: Oh, I don't know. It isn't so bad. Unicorns aren't all so bad.


You: unicorns?? OMG you can see them too!!!


You: the doctors said i was crazy...


You: but i'm not!!!


You: and you're the living proof of that...


Stranger: Well, I thought everypony could see them. Why?Were they invisible?


You: invisible for morons, yes...


Stranger: Oh...


You: and some asians...


You: poor people who can't enjoy of unicorns...


You: so sad


Stranger: Um...okay...


You: how often do you see them??


Stranger: Um, well, two of my friends are unicorns.


You: really???no shit!


You: you must be the happies person ever!!!


You: happiest


Stranger: Oh, um, please don't swear...


You: oh, sorry...


Stranger: Well, I am pretty happy.


You: no way!


You: pretty happy?? you got unicorns for friends!!!


You: you must be the most popular kid/girl in town


Stranger: Well, I thought most ponies didn't judge on species, so it's not that hard.


You: true...


You: which species of ponies you are??


Stranger: Oh, I'm a pegasus.


You: nice to meet you pegasus, i'm caballo loco.


Stranger: Nce to meet you, mister.


You: a native american horse u.u


Stranger: What's an american?


You: that's why my family says it's bad for me to have unicorn firnds...


You: american is a fat race of ginger hippos....


You: i live near their lake, so i'm an american horse


Stranger: Oh.


Stranger: Okay. What lake?


Stranger: I


You: fudge lake


Stranger: Um. I'd like to meet them. Do you know directions from Ponyville?


You: from ponyville...hmmm


You: i would swear that there's a train from ponyville to fudgetown


Stranger: Oh, okay.


You: come and visit me pegasus!!!


Stranger: I'll look at the schedules tommorow, thankfully I don't have anything to do.


You: i'm the one who lost a leg on independence war...


Stranger: Oh my.


You: don't worry for me...they put me a bionic leg now...


You: i'm like terminator horse


Stranger: Terminator?


You: ladies lives terminator leg


You: loves


You: terminator...


You: you don't know anything abou him??


You: about


Stranger: No. He sounds frightening thoug!h


You: what do they teach you at school in ponyville??


You: terminator is not frightening...


You: he's the robot butler of god, chuck norris...


You: he invented the concepct of sammich


Stranger: I have heard of Chuck Norris.


Stranger: He's a good friend of Princess Celestia, but nopony really talks about him...


You: neither horses here...


You: he's so great that we don't even see him directely on his face


Stranger: Huh? How does that work?


You: see the floor??


Stranger: Um, yes.


You: ok


You: don't ever stand your head AGAIN


Stranger: What?


You: just like magnets...


You: you know how magnets work?


Stranger: Yes, we learned that in kindergarten.


You: i hope that...


You: ok, just like magnets, but with your face and the floor


Stranger: Um...


Stranger: So I shouldn't be able to look closely at the floor?


You: that's right


Stranger: Why?


You: because chuck will kill you if you do it


You: and you don't want to be killed by chuck, right??


Stranger: Eeep! Um, are you sure hewouldn't mind? I need to feed Angel Bunny...


You: you got permission to feed your bunny, but just in that case...


Stranger: Oh, okay.


Stranger: Say sir, breaking away from this lovely roleplay, I must ask you, are you a wizard?


You: not really... i used to be an archer, but i dropped out that stuff when i discover horses world


You: are you??


Stranger: Why yes, I am Star Swirl the Bearded!


You: :O


You: the star swirl the bearded i have heard at highschool??


Stranger: Yes, the one and only father of the anyomorphic spell.


Stranger: Maybe. Possibly.


You: yes!! it's you!!!


Stranger: I would be flattered if such were true.


Stranger: I am honored.


You: you're such a legend in iwantapepsiwithicesburg


Stranger: Ah, I have not heard of this peculiar fellow. Who is he?


You: your advenures are told to kids in that city to teach them about courage, bravery, ice cream and thermodinamics


Stranger: Why, I feel honored!


You: they even have a monument in your honor...


Stranger: Although I wish they didn't mention the ice cream incident...


You: i wish i were a wizard to follow your steps master


Stranger: Ah, well, I am not so much of an adventurer you make me out to be. I am more a cholar.


Stranger: *scholar


You: they only mention taht incident to show that even if you creates an ice cream monster, you can be a great magician


Stranger: Well, everypony in Canterlot liked me a bit less that day...


Stranger: Well, little matter.


You: even in canterlot they love you...


You: you should take a visit to them...


Stranger: Hmm, well, I haven't caught up with Princess Celestia in a while. Perhaps I ought to pay her a visit.


You: and check from yourself that you've been awarded as the grade of "wizard hero" there


You: they even have a game inspired on you...


Stranger: Huh, wait, what?


You: but for legal issues, they had to call it "the legend of zelda: ocharina of time", and change the whole history


Stranger: Oh.


Stranger: Sounds intruiging.


You: it hasn't even half the greatness and the beard you have, but is still epic


Stranger: You wouldn't happen to know either of the royal siters, would you?


You: not really...


Stranger: Oh. A pity.


You: i din't came out of town for a while...


You: bussiness


You: :(


Stranger: Ah. Business. The bane of a traveller.


You: i heard that the younger one has the most beautifull ponytail in the whole planet


Stranger: Well, Luna is quite graceful.


You: but aurora is more beautiful


You: that's what i heard


Stranger: Say, OOC again, you DO know where I'm getting my material from, right?


You: actually, no...


Stranger: Oh my.


You: i'm trying to imporvize at the moment


Stranger: Sir, you shall be impress and possible surprise.


You: it sounds me to a lot of books and stuff... is not luna a character of a harry potter book??


Stranger: Have you heard of the brony phenomenon?


You: yes, i did, but i didn't give it much attention


Stranger: Well , do you know what it's about?


You: not really


You: ponies?


Stranger: Alright then. Buckle up.


You: let me google it for a real explanation


Stranger: "Brony" is a term for an older, more mature fan of the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...


That's how it started my journey to this world that i used to just skip on my visits to newgrounds, 4chan, deviant art and so many pages filled of ponie's stuff... because of this omegle conversation i'm posting here, i became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Just started with a shitty conversation, just having fun and improvising a roleplay. So, whoever you are, Midnight Crackle, i just wanna keep my promise and i let this message here. Thanks buddy :)

PS: i didn't put the image it didn't let me makean image of the chatlog. Hope we meet again :)

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>>11380
This person was in a kitchen making cupcakes, I assume.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Brony?

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: A bad one, but one

You: ..................Prove it

You: There are no bad bronies

You: Unless you clop

You: Then you're bad

Stranger: Rainbow Dash is best pony and her 20% cooler outfit is my background for my phone

Stranger: I dont clop, I just havent seen all the episodes

You: So

Stranger: I just got finished with the Sonic Rainboom episode

You: When did you become a brony?

Stranger: A while ago.

Stranger: When i watched the first episode, so its only been a few weeks

You: That's perfectly reasonable

You: .........So

You: Ponies at McDonalds.....

Stranger: Yeah, I completely forgot about it yesterday. We stopped and I was gunna get a kids meal but my extreme need to pee made me forget

You: Aw well

You: You still have a month

Stranger: Yeah, maybe next time

You: You go on Ponychan?

Stranger: No, I just watch the shows

You: Ah

Stranger: My friend, Jeremiah, is into all the pony stuff, minus rule 34. Its just a little much for me.

You: That's perfectly fine

You: You don't have to be all batshit to be a brony

You: I could sing a song about it

You: But I'm not that cruel

Stranger: Haha, ok

Stranger: I listen to some of the songs

Stranger: I REALLY like when Rarity sings.

You: Songs from the show or fan-created songs?

Stranger: some of both

You: Ah

You: Hm

You: Have you ever watched Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: Like I love the Flutterguy version of Pinkie Pie's song about Zecora. Yes I have

You: Who doesn't. Do you like It?

Stranger: Yeah, I just havent watched it in a while

You: What about Dan Vs.?

Stranger: Nope

You: You should.

You: Hold on

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwr_VLuNp9w Here's a recent ep

Stranger: Mmkay, ill watch it, but i gotta go for dinner

Stranger: nice talking to u bro

You: Alright

You: WAIT

Stranger: ok

You: http://webchat.freenode.net/ If you can later, join the channel #phineasandferb

You: I think you'll fit in

Stranger: Ok, thanks

Stranger: bye

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well... this one was interesting

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Oh god. I just ran into two other bronies on omegle. This is the resulting awesomenes:

Question to discuss: Bronies unite! Orders are to spread love and tolerance for all!

You: YES
Stranger: BRONIES FOREVER
You: ANOTHER BRONY
Stranger: OMG
You: THREE BRONIES
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: SHIT YO
You: THIS IS GOING ON PONYCHAN
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: AMAZING
You: MY MIND IS BLOWN
You: THANK YOU ASKER!
Stranger: I THINK I JUST MET MY SOUL MATE
You: EVERYPONY IS BETS PONY! :D
You: *BEST
Stranger: JNBELGRKFS;DEFGWRK;HBMLGIOLKEH
Stranger: I'M DYING INSIDE. BRONY IS NEARING EXTINCTION AND HERE I AM WITH A BRONY!
You: OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN
You: THIS
You: IS
You: THE
Stranger: I KNOE!! !1!!!1 12N11N OMG
You: BEST POSSIBLE THING!
Stranger: LIFE=MADE
You: I CAME ON HERE TO DO A BRONY HUNT
You: SO MUCH SUCCESS MY MIND IS BLOWN
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE BEST THING
Stranger: EVER
Stranger: IT'S SO IMPORTANT IT NEEDS CAPS.
You: I'M CAPPING THIS SHIT YO.
You: POSTING IT ON PONYCHAN
Stranger: NO SHIIITTT
Stranger: TUMBLR SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT
Stranger: CAN WE BE BESTIES?!
You: YUS
You: BREAK OUT THE PARTY CANNONS!
Stranger: YEW
Stranger: PARTY HATS FOR ALL
You: *squee*
Stranger: gwkjnfalmdksfgrethnglrkmefewoiv
Stranger: party bags will be provided!
Stranger: Is it sad that I still go to parties only for the lollybags
You: I go for the cupcakes.
Stranger: Food is the only reason in life.
You: Quite
Stranger: you person
Stranger: are
Stranger: my other half
You: I bet asker is having a ponygasm right now.
Stranger: ahahhahahahahaha
You: You have a steam?
Stranger: I think we all did. Threesomeponygasm
Stranger: a what what
You: Are you on steam?
Stranger: Nooo?
Stranger: o-o
You: You ever go on ponychan?
Stranger: No ! I just keep up with my little pony because it's fucking amazing
Stranger: my friend has one
Stranger: it's like my little pony facebook
You: Try to connect with the community, I've had a great many times on ponychan :3
Stranger: It sounds like a life. I shall share this site with my brony friend. We are the only ones of our kind here ahhahaha
You: Ha
Stranger: I must go!
Stranger: my people need me
You: wait
Stranger: goodbye amazing person
Stranger: Watingg
You: Brohoof?
Stranger: waiting*
Stranger: Another site? O-o
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW THESE OMG
Stranger: I feel like such a brony let down
You: It's an expression bronies use to congratulate one another.
Stranger: I will document this
You: Me too xD
Stranger: ahahahha
Stranger: goodbye friend!!
You: FAREWELL
You: AND THANK YOU ASKER
Stranger: ILOVEYOU!
You: :3
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Needless to say my mind was blown. I doubt there will be another moment I have on Omegle that compares.

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I'm sorry this isn't completely "brony" related, but this was too fuckin hilarious and I just have to post it.

Had me laughing my flank off.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Ask the stranger 5 questions. Then switch. Repeat if you wanna. :)

Stranger: Well why don't you eat?
You: Because im full
Stranger: Are you a guy?
You: yes
Stranger: I am a girl.
You: are you sure
Stranger: Yes.
You: that's good.
Stranger: Yes it is.
You: Do you like mlp:fim
Stranger: Yes.
You: Who is best pony?
Stranger: Twilight is best pony.
You: Correct.
Stranger: Do you ever feel as though, when you look outside, it's yours?
You: Not really.
Stranger: Why not?
You: I don't know, it's too big
Stranger: No its not.
You: It's massive
Stranger: Your head is massive :P.
You: jesus christ
Stranger: Are you cussing?
You: that was a good, innocent conversation
You: then BAM
Stranger: It was, I will see you tomorrow Chuck Norris.
You: what?
Stranger: You're not very clever.
You: Is this a cleverbot?
Stranger: No.
You: This feels like a cleverbot.
Stranger: I digress, what is death?
You: God damnit it is!
Stranger: No. But Satan might.
You: Ha wow how do you set up one of those things?
Stranger: In your imagination, yes.
You: To get it to automatically reply like that?
Stranger: True.
You: I'd like to do that someday that sounds fun as hell.
Stranger: it is fkn hilarious
Stranger: my gut hurts XD
You: haha
Stranger: let you in if you want
Stranger: http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php
You: dang thanks man
Stranger: your my best one tonight =P
You: haha wow
Stranger: wait no
Stranger: i got a guy that's been going 2 hours now
You: LOL
Stranger: he's 15 talking to this and going on and on and on and on XD
Stranger: so fkn funny
You: oh wow that is great
You: Damn this is gonna be a long night
Stranger: have fun lol
You: thanks man cya

You have disconnected.
or switch to text or video

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>>11416
DYING

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Just thought I'd pop in and say that it's almost the 1 year anniversary for this thread (according to Pchan time)...yea...ok im gonna go now...if that's ok with everypony that is.

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This was awesome. Truly fantastic. l love people like this.

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You: Brony?
Stranger: im not brony? :oo
Stranger: sorry bro
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>2516340
You: Brony or Pegasister?
Stranger: may i see a pic of your wahaHA! please? 19 m usa :) :). i know you might disconnect. males disconnect please im nopony lmaoooooooo
You: wha?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT IT MEAN
You: this is going on ponychan
You have disconnected.

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>>2516341
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle
Stranger 2: YOU
Stranger 1: suck me off
Stranger 2: :O
Stranger 1: fine, suck me on
Stranger 2: also, wait!
Stranger 1: im waiting
Stranger 1: waiting with all my heart
Stranger 2: I've been trying to remember all of those ponies names
Stranger 1: oh you have?
Stranger 1: why so?
Stranger 2: brony friend.....
Stranger 1: i am not a brony
Stranger 2: Applejack
Stranger 1: motherfuck that shit
Stranger 1: mothershit that fuck
Stranger 2: fluttershy
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 2: rainbowdash?
Stranger 2: um......
Stranger 2: pinkiepie
Stranger 2: Twilight sparkle
Stranger 1: why are you even trying to remember these??
Stranger 2: .....fuck fuck fuck
Stranger 2: Rairity?
Stranger 2: something like that
Stranger 2: oh, and : bored
Stranger 1: i am also bored
Stranger 2: well look, you just learned the names of those ponies
Stranger 2: very helpful, yes?
Stranger 1: extremely helpful
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 1: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger 2: :o
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 1: open wider bitch
Stranger 2: ironically.....
Stranger 1: iron what?
Stranger 1: iron my clothes?
Stranger 2: na, just thinking of the the last Stranger I had a decent conversation with
Stranger 2: we shared bj tips :P
Stranger 1: that was me in a different mood
Stranger 1: oh how nice!!
Stranger 1: haha learn anything new?
Stranger 2: I don't think your interested though.....
Stranger 2: um, tbh, not really
Stranger 1: already a cocksucking pro?
Stranger 2: not exactly....
Stranger 1: lol ok
You have disconnected.

got bored

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I just met the most amazing brony ever. Then omegle disconnected. I raged.
I have the chat log:
http://logs.omegle.com/b89759

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I must fully agree beacuse haha i love going on omegle i have had a couple brony related chats on there :3 i wish i had a pic of when i was on spy mode i got asked are you a brony and how

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Successful brony encounter!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: hello

Stranger: Asl?

You: 15 Female SC

Stranger: Cool

You: You?

Stranger: 17 Male UK

You: British guy eh?

Stranger: Haha, yep.

You: Are you really not allowed to have guns there?

Stranger: Yep, unless its for like hunting, but even thats strict.

You: Well that sucks

Stranger: Haha, indeed it does.

You: Yay for America!

You: And oh yeah

You: Do you like mlp?

Stranger: mlp? Whats that?

You: My Little Pony?

Stranger: Oh, yep, I watch it from time to time

You: YOU DO?!

Stranger: Hahaha, yep

You: WOW YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY BRONY ON OMEGLE

You: Sorry for caps

Stranger: Hahaha, its cool

You: Sooooo, who's your favorite pony?

Stranger: Fluttershy, although I do like Applejack a lot :P

You: Twilight's my fav, although that's really because I'm most like her. :)

You: Oh, didja know that their's a brony musician in Britian?

Stranger: Wow, really?

You: *Britain

You: Yeah, he's acousticbrony

You: Hold on, one sec

Stranger: Okay.

You: Okay, here's his like, best song. And my favorite song ever!

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voj9MhBUaTI

Stranger: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome :)

You: If you look at the responses, you'll see a live performance in london.

You: And yeah

Stranger: Yep, he's freaking awesome :L

You: Oh yeah. Brony musicians has mainstream ones beat by a longshot.

Stranger: Hahaha, yep

You: Well, I got to go. My bro wants me to play minecraft with him

You: This was the first good chat I've had on omegle

You: So your cool in my books

You: Peace!

Stranger: Minecraft is awesome, and yeah, you too :)

Stranger: Later

You have disconnected.

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Finding bronies on omegle seems pretty common to me now. Wasn't so common a few months ago. But now I've decided to get creative. Pic is my 2nd attempt with this question. (First attempt had a disconnect with no chatting at all.)

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Here's one.

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An Anarchist My Little Pony?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like my little pony.
You: ayyyyo
Stranger: Aroooooo~
You: aeiou
Stranger: and sometimes y
You: but never r
Stranger: and not z....hes a dick
You: but f is a downright douche
You: and p is a femoral arterymuncher
Stranger: and c's a slut
You: is c more or less of a horse than v?
Stranger: no..v's on a whole nother' level
You: well v is shaped like a wahaHA!. and he conveniently begins said word
You: but the real manhorse is u
Stranger: u?
You: he used to be as tight as v, but then... shit went down
Stranger: Dm
Stranger: Damn...what a loose flankhole
You: yeah! the only one who surpasses him is 0, but he was in prison, so it's not entirely his fault. u was just a horse to begin with
Stranger: but o's a loose flankhole as well. he used to be liek "." but then....
You: well you could say he "had his period"
Stranger: *badun tsss!*
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Stranger: lol so we got that out of our systems?
You: yeah, i was going to say something witty about Q but it can go unsaid
Stranger: what about Q?
You: Q is just so blatant about it, i mean look at the stallion! doing it in public!
You: has he no shame?
Stranger: l's the one who should be ashamed, doing that to Q and P
You: well if you say it that way, I get's around, what with T, and Y, (Y is I and V)
Stranger: What a stud!
You: i know right! wait i just realized that if o used to be "." and i has a "." over it... I did this to o!
Stranger: *gasp* I raped "."?
Stranger: Lets fuck 'em up! >:c
You: yeah! I has had this "coming" for way too long!
You: let's fuck his shit up!
Stranger: *Curb stomps I
You: I's neck breaks and he turns into J
Stranger: I guess from now on he'll just be an l
You: well either way we just fucking killed I, so the other letters no longer have to fear the cereal rapist. they can live in peace knowing that we protected them from his menace
Stranger: Good shit /)
You: (\ we have liberated them from fear!
You: praise Celestia!
Stranger: Hail Luna
You: them's fightin' words!
Stranger: Hmph! *takes of glove and smacks* then so be it!
You: "glove slap baby glove slap" choose the field, time and weapon for our duel of honor!
Stranger: Fine then! meet me outside of lunas chambers and i shall explain the challenge!
You: *goes to Luna's chambers, not knowing what to expect*
Stranger: Now luna is sleeping in there now! first one to sneak in and grab a pair of underwear with out getting discoverd (and possibly oblitterated) wins this challenge
You: "WHAAAAAAAT!!!!" that would infringe upon the honor of a royal! I cannot do that! my day job is a royal guardspony. I would be fired!
You: fine! i shall accept your duel. buuut you first!
You: go on
Stranger: fine!.........wahaHA!.....
You: DO IT!
Stranger: *carefully sneaks into room*
Stranger: *tiptoes past luna*
You: OH MAH CELESTIA THERE IS SOMEPONY IN YOUR ROOM PRINCESS!!!!ONE11!!
Stranger: *luna awakens* *I duck under her bed in fetal position*
You: HE'S UNDER YOUR BED!!
Stranger: *drinks.invisibility potion*
You: damn, well... in that case *shoots water on the floor so that Luna can hear your hoofsteps*
Stranger: (Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
You: hah! looks like underhoofed villain tactics win again! *says under breath* "hail Celestia" as Luna beats you up
Stranger: Y-yousunnuvabitch......*faint*
You: ain't nopony fucks with me! ain't nopony
You: *hoofs you a healing potion* now you have to give me what we were betting!
You: and I can't collect it you are dead
Stranger: b-betting?
You: "wait did we bet something?" *said under breath* "oh shit! we didn't! well i'll see what i can get from him" yes. betting.
Stranger: *sceptical glare*
You: uuuuh yeah! we bet... uh give me a minute... you bet that you would have sex with me, and i bet... uh... this flower!!! *pulls out a daisy that i forgot to eat for lunch* well let's get to it then!
Stranger: huh.....dammit......that is a bet i'd make....CURSE YOU BRAIN!
You: EXCELLENT! *mr. Burns expression* http://blog.gadgethelpline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif
Stranger: Why do i feel like a smithers.......
You: because... you will obey me smithers *says in a computer voice* "you... are... so... good... at... turning... me... on"
Stranger: *Hits power button*
You: nooooooooo smithers why!?
Stranger: Because im lyra and i love mr burns!
You: we can always pretend that i'm mr Burns *looks at you suggestively*
Stranger: Nah im over mr burns :D
You: well... who do you want me to be, because our um... bet still stands
Stranger: Be who you want... lets just do this already *sobs*
You: why are you crying? is it something I said?
You: talk to me dammit!
Stranger: No i love you, BUT I COULD NEVER ADMIT IT
You: well than just kiss me dammit!
You: and then lezdudis!!!
Stranger: *kisses passionately*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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