Farts#Mature Time for a fresh, new thread! Post pictures and stories related to ponies farting here. This thread is strictly about flatulence. Please keep scat in an appropriate thread! Thank you. The previous thread is here below. https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/257239.html
Clop Dump Redux#Mature I've noticed a distinct lack of random clop here latley...
Clop dump......... 3 2 1 GO!
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Dating Princess Celestia or Princess Luna Which would you choose?
Anyone up for a cringe thread?
#Mature >when u trying too be snoot but they just too plebeian
#Mature Season 5 epsode 25 final episode of the season referenced in equestrian girls friendship games with twilight mentioning time travel my problem with it is why isnt that the time travel concept the movie
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Ya es hora
If you believe in the Supernatural Whether you believe in Ghosts or just all out believe there is Vampires and Werewolfs around...and maybe what is left of Egypt running around.
Would you put God and his host in that category or in a completely different category?
If there was an Afterlife would you follow the dead or if there was an alternative,go to a place closer to God?
I am going to assume you either view the afterlife or the supernatural,like turning on a nightbulb.
Not some Mariana trench that just goes on and on for eternity,with people who died thousand of years ago eventually turning into something that only belongs in this Abyss.
I like the idea of just some people dying and some people coming back to life and heaven being just one place and hell being also an actual place.
I got the distinct that is what most people would see,if not get.
Ya es hora
Talking to Ponies Wake the fuck up, anon.
You ever wanted to talk to your favorite pony? Well you can't, they're on another plane of existance. What you can do is send them a letter. Well, not a letter per say, it's just a message on a board that they might see. All you need to do is post whatever you want to say to your pone in this thread.
#Mature ITT Humanized horses
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy (CYOA)#Mature Continuing from >>363505, since that thread hit the bump limit.
This is "Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy", a CYOA story about exactly what it says on the tin. It was originally titled "Purple Pony's Puzzling Pregnancy", until the puzzle was solved.
If you're too lazy to read through all of that, here's a spoiler-rific summary of the main plot points thus far:
I lied. Sorry, no shortcuts here. Just put on your big kid pants and read the damn thing. Things will run more smoothly if everyone is on the same page and we don't have people bringing up questions or suggestions that have already been addressed earlier in the story. Yeah, it's long, but if you don't feel like reading, a CYOA thread probably isn't for you.
Now that the story out of the way, let's go over the workings of the thread itself.
This thread is marked as #Mature to keep our options open, but the story so far has been work-safe.
I try to make decisions in the story based off of consensus in the thread, so you're encouraged to talk and strategize amongst yourselves. However, I try not to allow this policy to cause the thread to stagnate. If someone posts a suggestion, and no one else responds within 24 hours, I'll start writing a new update based off of that suggestion (possibly with a longer wait time for big decisions). If the discussion is active but doesn't seem to be moving towards consensus, I'll pick my favorite suggestion.
I'll try to aim for at least one update a week, but stuff in meatspace sometimes gets in the way, and I'm not gonna go all "Lesson Zero" to try to force something out by a deadline. If there's a long delay and the new update hasn't come out, don't worry; I'm probably not dead; I might just be busy. Or maybe I have writer's block, I'm having trouble getting into a writing mood, but I'm not going to abandon this story without telling you. It may also be that none of the replies actually addressed what to do next; try reading the end of the last update and make sure all of the questions posed have been fully addressed.
That's about it. See the following post for the continuation of the story.
It's over 8000 Not 9000 but 8000.
Time for a /g/ thread.
Here's an opportunity to show your fellow anons your browser security awareness.
This isn't a place to shit talk others for their choice between uBlock or AdBlock or whatever choice you use for keeping the crap out of your web browser and google from tracking you.
Just state your choice of browser and how often you check for updates, new lists and signatures, depending on which plug-in you use.
Vidya What vidya have you been playing recently /anon/?
This is on sale digitally for the 360 for a mere five bucks today, and since I have already beaten and enjoyed the previous one (Arkham Asylum) I figured I'd snatch it.
I've gotten a little ways into it, it's more of the same, but pretty fun. I'm not even a major Batman fan, but these games are great. Beating the shit out of hordes of freak thugs is satisfying as hell. Also gliding and swinging around the grim city is fun too.
Video game thread
Satyr Porn#mature >What is a 'Satyr Porn' thread about? A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the porn and fapfics about these fuckable creatures.
by all means, try it out, tell us what you think. We are trying to recruit people in for whatever fetish you like. I have added some vanilla stuff in there too. At one time we were going to be called "Gurochan Discord" but then I realized how many options we wanted to have for everyone interested and no one complaining about having a furry board and people want to post cubs. So you get the point as to why I did it this way. Enjoy. Let me on there know if you wish to stay.
#Mature Traps and femboys and futadom thread.
Just what it says on the tin.
#Mature Furry fridays
DAE remember that month of daily clop challenges? It was on /anon/ two years ago. Shit was intense.
Roll 1d10 = 7 is /anon/ the slowest board?
Cute Dazzlings Cause old one on /oat/ was 404'd.
But yes do you think they are cute?
#Mature Sexy anime pics I'm at least 18, don't worry I sorry, I'll do it next time The anons r awsome
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Idea of new MLP stuff (and games) web storage Greetings, everypony. I haven't found any good site where all games and programs related to mlp are stored. So I've decided to make my own site, with a good search engine and easy tags to find the thing you might be looking for. I'm not going to make it a colorful popular web storage, just a simple html pages. I want to do that so that none of mlp stuff get lost forever. Unfortunately, this idea has visited my mind only a few days ago. If somebody decided to do it in, for example, 2011, then maybe not so many good games would be lost as they are now.
P.S. sorry for my language. I'm not a native speaker.
Milky Way General 87: Comfy Edition#Mature Lets get this started again, plus points for Milky with comfy socks.
no more mlpchan? seems that everything's come full circle.
Post literal fanwanking#Mature Celestia and Luna are really a horse and a miniature horse with the equine version of a midget fetish. Every time Celestia is called a "pony", she starts to go into full on Molestia mode. The reason Twilight and Cadence became post-op alicorns was because Celestia and Luna felt they were the best ponies to share their fetish with. They now all circle-jerk to pony porn once every week.
THE ORIGINAL VID WAS REMOVED BY THE ACCOUNT BECAUSE PPL WERE HATING ON THE BITCH BUT IT WAS REPOSTED AND THIS BITCH HAS NICE ASS
Any kind of quotes--quotes from celebrities, quotes you heard from someone IRL; motivational quotes, inspirational quotes, philosophical quotes, just plain interesting quotes. I'll start: >We spend our whole lives being careful and following rules, just so we can make it safely to death.
I just got banned from posting this on /mlp/, is this really that offensive? I remember this site used to be considered the "pansy" site but now things have really changed, /mlp/ is full of pussies. They love getting cucked by the mods over there.
The thread isn't dead, there's just a complete lack of new content to talk about, with the exception of a video every now and then. Gassipons has been on hiatus, Andridash is taking a break or somethin', and Gasponis is presumably doing the same. All I can say is to keep this thread bookmarked and don't forget about it! (I put my name in the email box instead of name box, derp)
This is nice board.
Story time. >Be me >Go on ponychan for first time >Go to /anon/ >Scrolls past rules >CP >Comes back tomorrow >CP post gone but the image isn't >MFW I can get ponychan taken down for hosting child porn.
#Mature With the anthro and humanized horse threads being a thing I figured we could use a general horse-fuckery (I'm witty and fun at parties, I know) thread for the sake of completion. The difference between this and already existing ones being that there's no set theme like the horsecock or fat pony ones for example so just fo whatever.
Princess /Anon/ Celestia just promoted you to princess, /anon/. What are you the princess of?
Mir schauen Joggerinnen und Nordicwalkingtusen auch immer aufs Gemächt oder Arsch wenn ich mit dem Rad (Radlerhosen) unterwegs bin, das ist mir schon aufgefallen, die schauen ALLE, besonders wenn so Hausfrauen im Rudel unterwegs sind, keine schaut auf den Weg deshalb stehen sie auch immer im Weg rum anstatt zur Seite zu gehen. Oder geh mal mit so einer Hose an ein Eiscafe wo aussen Bestuhlung ist und daneben die Theke zum Strassenverkauf, die glotzen dir alle auf den Arsch oder zwischen die Beine oder stellt euch direkt neben einen Tisch wo ein Rudel Weiber sitzen, da geht sofort das Gegacker los und man hört geflüstert die Kommentare ‘Yummy’, ‘Lecker’, ‘Claudia jetzt leck nicht so gierig, gibts auch Eiereis?’,… da ist alles dabei und von Frauen wo man denkt so wie die aussehen haben die sich im Griff, ne die sind alle gleich, kein Unterschied zu Männern.
Playboy to eliminate nude female artwork#Mature It appears that Playboy isn't what it used to be.
Despite getting better interviews than Rolling Stone and other hipster publications, they have fallen hard in the internet age.
A subscription base of around 800,000 people isn't enough to keep Hugh in the lifestyle he's enjoyed since 1953 when he started publishing the magazine.
So, beginning with the March '16 issue, Playboy is eliminating full nude photography and is going to the 'ankle grab' style of clothed poses like Maxim and GQ.
What a way to go. The ride has to end someday.
Talos Dearest Anon,do you believe that there is something out there that defies the end of life?
Like Nirvana,like there is something more important then going to heaven for "eternity".
My own views on the actual afterlife,is it involves everyone from complete drug addicts to religious figures...who go on to different fates.
With some of the more spiritually inclined,climbing mountains and meditating on said mountains;while drenching themselves in cold water.I believe there is something different for them but that takes years and it is a hard struggle.
Even the way you'd look at the sky would have to be different.
Likewise I believe suicides "also" go somewhere else but I don't believe it would be someplace sacred or with actual meaning.Closer to a place to shelter and comfort those who couldn't live in a first place,there can't be a full life after death after those.Just a garden and some stars and some shepherd to tend them,is all they'd get.
I am hoping and in a sense praying that this cycle can end without having to return over and over to an empty life or a heaven full of shades.
What if there was a place for neither the dead,the angels but just the spiritually inclined....the ones who don't have access to years to achieve a Nirvana.
Akin to what Buddha went through as he did not rise to heaven but instead broke out of the cycle.
can somepony, pixel this unicorn without the background and the blue hair + take off the cutiemark
ITT: Post a fetish you don't understand, and someone who has that fetish tries to explain it to you. Notice: This is not meant to be a porn dump thread.
I'll start. I do not understand pregnancy fetish, "fit" fetish, or inflation fetish.
Daily reminder that you're never gonna bring me down You're never gonna break this part of me
Suicide Have you ever tried to kill yourself? If you ever had suicidal thoughts, then what stopped you from actually killing yourself? If you tried to do this, but was rescued - would you try it again? What do you think about this permanent solution? >tl;dr Why live? I need answers because of reasons.
Clopfics Anyone recommend any good clopfics? Don't really have any kinks, kinda prefer anthro to horse anatomy. I read '40 Ounce Bounce' and enjoyed it, same with 'Hot Button Beach Day'
Hi, everypony yesterday on one russian imagebord "Pony Hypnosis Thread" can you get me link to original thread on your board?
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The Pony You Roll is The Pony You Must Go On A Date With Use [ 1d100 ] to roll. Without spaces.
CHALLENGE: Write a greentext story about your date.
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Can anyone suggest a good fanfic that I can waste some time reading? Doesn't matter what genre it is.
Pony themed video games This is the thread where we post projects, spoilers, ask for info on a game or discuss what could have been of it, post ideas & theories for future games//what type of game would mlp translate best into(e.g. Hercules, Harry Potter2 PS2, Rayman Origins)
Unboxing#Mature Hey, a package arrived in the mail for me! I wonder what it could be.
Want to unbox it with me, /anon/?
why the fuck is this place so dead?
I want to come inside Rainbow Dash's house
Jollibee Has anyone eaten at that place?
Do you ever just?
William Shakespeare To be or not to be that is the question.
Vore Thread#Mature Don't think I've ever seen one of these here, so I'm making one.
Oedipus Complex#Mature If you don't want to read the text wall, just post mom-related porn or something, IDC.
I'm not really looking for help or advice or anything. Just kind of want to air some of this out, so to speak. I'll try to condense it as much as I can. For the past year and a half or so, I've figured out I have a steadily growing Oedipus complex. I've done some thinking about it, and deduced that it's because my mother was really the woman who understood me the most in my life and is the only one I ever felt comfortable with, and her moving away made me realize how much I miss that. I used to like what typical guys do in girls: ditzy, young looking girls that were pretty submissive, so I felt all masculine. After my mom moved to the other side of the country, and I lived on my own, I've just been sinking under the pressure of having to take care of myself more and more. Over the years my tastes in women have been changing, to older, more nurturing women who'd want to coddle me and not judge me for my eccentric tastes. I remember about a year ago I found a thread depicting scenarios in which Celestia was Anon's figurative mother having sex with him, and hearing that in detail really made it clear of what I was into. Now it's pretty undeniable, that some of my favorite kind of fictional porn involves friendly nurturing mothers having sex with their sons, being as encouraging and loving as possible during the act. I have no desire to screw my own mother, of course; just thinking about it creeps me out. But I'd be lying if I'd said she hasn't popped into my head when I'm seconds from climax. And I had a pretty detailed dream about her last night as well, making me wake up with an erection I wasn't thrilled to have. I've tried not to beat myself up over this for a while, but I've just been feeling really down about life lately, and this recent dream of mine just kind of reminded me how far from normal I really am.
So... I dunno, guess I'm just looking for general chit-chat about the subject. Seeing if anyone here has any similar interests, or if not, just your view on things. And related porn too, because why not.
Do bronies honestly think the show needs sex, gore, profanity, graphic nudity, drugs, etc.?
Google is screwing around with the security of HTTPS connections. While this specific attack is aimed at Apple's iOS 9 ad blocking functionality, you can be certain this will only end in tears for everyone browsing the web.
8chan refooge thread 8chan refoogies in here
Rare/Nonexistent Rule34#Mature Surprisingly, this is the most explicit image I could find about Fluffy Clouds. What other ponies have been so woefully neglected?
Is there any anime about hot girls in diapers?
Let's discuss the flaws of the fandom and how to unrealistically solve them with what if scenarios.
Pony Piss Porn Thread #Uhhh...4 I think#Mature Um…let's see…come here to post images, gifs, stories, etc. of ponies, anthro ponies, or even humanized ponies, urinating, wetting, engaging in watersports and/or golden showers, drinking pee, etc.
All writebros are eagerly welcome, we need new blood in here, we thankfully have one amazing writefriend who writes for both here and the scat thread. Also feel free to dump your collection of pony piss porn pictures. We really appreciate it (all four-six of us, lol).
Using a name because I'm gonna post something brief I wrote in the next post(s) to get things going.
Notice: Please do not post scat here, we have a separate thread for that because a lot of people who enjoy piss do NOT like scat:
Waifu thread#Mature "Now is the time! Awaken my Masters!"
No, seriously. Wake the fuck up anon. Come here, post your waifus, and discuss them.
Sneezing Ponies? What do you think of them?
Have you taken the brown pill yet, fillies?
It's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 2015 by lady Minuette, who presents in the attached picture.
Forget red and white pills, brown pill is the way of the future.
Pic related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, white pills are for the wannabe nazis. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal. sfdadsf
i love you from an anon
Does anyone here remember a guy called Mcedge? Probably not, but he used to be a thing on /mlp/ a while back. I got my hands on a couple videos he's just put out. I'm not for sure, but they seem to be directed at some people from /oat/. I'm getting the impression from my source here that he doesn't want these videos out for the public, but who cares? It's excellent cringe material.
Hey I had a thread over here about rewriting Discord's 2 parter. Anyone remembers or knows how to get it back?
It had these 2 pictures of deadpool and discord. I wrote a mini scene about Celestia breaking Discord's statue and Spike panics... I mentioned something about a dragon festival with kirins.
#Mature pony ass
nobody cared who I was until I put on the flask
Horsecuck Worship General#Mature Celebrate their contributions to the gene pool.
Every horsecuck equal, every horsecuck loved.
Lets gear up to raid Derpibooru Hey /anon/, 8chan /b/ and /pone/ here, we come to you with a proposition: We at 8chan /b/ and /pone/ are gearing up to raid the fuck out of a site called Derpibooru, we hear that you dislike it just as much as we do.
We think that we therefore have a common enemy in the form of that site, so we should work together to take it down.
What do you say?
Come here to organize with us or you can make your own thread if you want.
This should be the most canonical pony mod, and therefore most suitable for beginners: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117374.0 I haven't played it myself, so this will be a blind play for my part. That said, there's NO minimum skill required to participate, as a fortress going down in a blaze of blood and fire is always more fun and interesting than one that where everything goes smoothly! Even if the fortress crumbles to an end, just upload the save to the next player and they'll continue the game with a reclaim party.
If enough people are interested, we can get the game started. Who wants to play?
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things I just realized that the internet is a horrible place. Not because of the content, not necessarily because of the people either, but the way communication in it works.
It seems that every post whatsoever has a large chance to get answered by insults - sometimes even if the answer is positive. The amount of anonymous shitflinging is so prevalent that the "popularity" of certain sites over others can be attributed entirely to the amount of extra traffic due to shitposting!
I have joked that I could make any board more attractive just by adding bots that respond to other posts with random insults - and now I have seen that it really works! People are more fond of boards that get more posts, even when those posts are useless shit they'd rather not see!
The same goes for sites like Youtube: A video that gets over nine thousand dislikes is more likely to be recommended than a video that gets ten likes. Newspapers found out long ago that news that make people pissed sell best, which is why rage-inducing news are so much more prevalent than good news. On the imageboards, shitposters answer to other shitposters, creating a self-feeding symbiosis where everyone hates everyone and gets more miserable for spending their time on it.
This is my favorite board. It gets fewer posts, but the amount of actual content I want to read is not bad at all.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
1 Corinthians 13:13.
one of my favorite bible verses... and one i feel is the most important in my life.
...you're not a bad pony. you never have been bad. i think, i have always told you that, even when we have been at our greatest levels of disagreement.
i find it very admirable that you would see that which maybe could be improve, and have a genuine will to improve.
it is... not easy sometimes to step up and do something like that.
...take the regret, and turn it into positive action. Your only vice, i have felt, was being abrasive in your point making. The anonymous posting... the arguing. that must go, and in its place must come a genuine love, and patience.
these things too, i know you can do... because that is who you are, and it is the anonthony i have known.
i will pledge too, myself, to improve. perhaps more than anypony, i have a long journey in this direction to walk.
Dreams Okay, right off the bat, on the table: I had a dream where I had sex with my mother.
I have no Repressed desires to fuck her, she never gave me any indication of wanting me in real life, or the other way around, and it wasn't a wet dream, it was like she wanted to teach me about what I need to know and expect from sex for woman and how I need to be ready, and I was fully obliged and had casual Consensual sex. Afterward was Emotional or some shit, and she said that 'no matter what I like looking at (she implies she knows I am kinda into clop, and she already knows in real life I like men and woman) or who I choose in life, just make the right choices.'
It was but a small part of my dream, and mixed with normal other dream-like things, which makes me more concerned that I didn't wake up the moment something seems wrong.
I think I can forget about this, as I have had the thought before with the ideas of family members in sexual situations, but decided to think negatively of such odd thoughts popping in my head (See: No repressed sexual Desires), but the fact that it seemed normal in dream land makes me feel... Uncomfortable.
Anyway, this thread is for posting Dreams you had and Discussing them, as well as other peoples' Dreams.
I left the above details of my dream as a ice breaker to show what this is all about.
Now, Get to projecting your problems into other peoples' lives.
I just want to make this thread to say I appreciate the people who still take the time to dump porn here. I think it's one of the few things sustaining this board (barely) and I don't want to lose /anon/, even if there's barely anyone here. I-I lo--I mean, LIKE you guys. Heh...
remove horsefucker yuo are wors chan t. ∞chan pro
CRAFTS! During the last hear I have learned to use many tools and materials that I previously thought to be way out of my league. Hand held rotary tools are easier to use than a knife, acrylic paints get surprisingly high-quality results, and using stencils makes up for the lack of drawing skills. I am regularly astonished by what I can do, so I thought I'd make a thread for crafting you can do at home.
What have you made? What materials/methods would you recommend? What have you planned? Discuss.
Clop game/vid this was used in I'm looking for the clop game/vid this was used in. I've definitely heard it but I just can't find it!
Corruption Thread Ladies and Gentleman, it has been too long.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite ponies explored the dark side of their world- Dark magic, changelings, corporations, death, crazy women, cocoons, evil of all varieties, drugs, and fridge horror? Then this is the thread for you!
It's the beginning of the 8th day, since arriving in Ponyville for the seemingly boring job of reperation from the Ursa Minor attack and encroaching on a certain purple unicorn's experiment that would change the lives of Ponyvillians forever.
I'm not at all certain how the story was being written, but I'll try to continue this CYOA in the best way I can.
Here's the last block of the story so far: >You excuse yourself for the evening, thanking Mayor Mare for her time >You leave the two with each other, as they begin chating about… economics or something once more. >You though, had a pink pony to attend to >You make you way to sugar cube corner, and although it was closing time, the cakes let you in when you mentioned you were a friend of pinkies >You smirk widely as the round earth pony is still tied up where you left her >Pinkie's eyes go wide, and she smiles when she sees you, as you get up on the bed with her. >She giggles a lot as you kiss her, and rub her taunt middle, smiling at you >She said she was worried you forgot about her, and was being a good broodmother, she didn't struggle or anything! >You just smirk, giving your pet a peck on the cheek, before resting your head down next to her >You could smell the need of Pinkie's sex, you knew it would be driving her crazy, but she needed to be put in her place >So for tonight, she'd have to rest, tormented by her sexual urges unable to do anything while you slept nearby >Needless to say she didn't do well, and she was contently struggling at her bindings all night >You though slept like a foal, throughout all the noise and movements.
I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle
Sleep thread Am I the only one who feels like barfing whenever I eat half of what I would constitute as a daily meal after not getting an adequate amount of sleep? I need answers because this has happened countless times. I'm done waking up at 4-6am in the middle of the night which effectively kills 2 hours from my original sleep schedule. Sleep doesn't need intermissions bruh.
So sleep thread I guess. Share sleep problems and solutions
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Ponies had a long day today, let them sleep.
ILLUMINATI ON /ANON/ AS YOU MAY NOTICE IM NOT ANONYMOUS. PAY THAT NO MIND
IM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ILLUMINATI
ITT YOU GIVE ME PICTURES, QUOTES, SAYINGS, ETC, WHATEVER AND I TELL YOU HOW THEY CAN BE USED TO PROVE WHETHER OR NOT OUR GOD ILLUMINATI EXISTS.
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