Holy shit, what is this?
Forged on God's holy pews.
Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new boaaard called /news/?
Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.
Goodbye Graff, Atom Split,
And goodbye Pinkie's hat.
Thanks for lunch, Berry Punch, catch you later Gary,
I'll just go, Kyoko, him I won't marry!
Other boards strummed the chords
While I searched for the clues...
The adventure of my life
in the new board called /news/!